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[radicalrascals]

like this post for a reverse starter call

[savingthrcw]

@bucketofdrugs is ruining Hank's day

Lucy had been nervously clutching at her little bouquet while Overseer Jackson stepped in to discuss the exchange with her dad, happy to reunite with a friend. "So... who am I marrying?" she asked playfully, but with a hint of nervousness, and the Overseer moved aside to let her future husband come in. Oh. He was a charming looking man, now that was sure. Older than her, which raised a few questions - had he chosen to not marry? had he not been given the chance before because there was something wrong with him? He was married and divorced or widowed? - but she noted with relief that there was nothing scary or immediately displeasing about him. He was not a cannibal or full of tumors either, no matter what Norm said. She hadn't seen his butt yet, to finish refuting everything her brother had suggested. Plus, since he was handsome, it would not be difficult to do her part in repopulating America, and that was great.

So Lucy smiled, her wide, happy, friendly smile, "Hi, I'm Lucy. Do you have a name?"

[jfouler]

things i’ve heard at school - sentence starters? do as you like

“there are no dumb questions, just the dumb people that ask them.”

“[name], no one likes you.”

"whats that really scary hour? is it three?"

“that’s so scary. i will not be able to sleep for weeks.”

“hip bones can kill people.”

“there is nothing worth celebrating right now.”

“i wanna be happy, but i can’t.”

“i will carve you like a pumpkin.”

“i was cooking pizza and thought of you.”

“i like blood. everyone likes blood.”

“i risked my life to fix it.”

“we’ll get more torture- i mean, practice, later.”

“birds don’t mess around.”

“stop this madness.”

“a pathetic old man. that’s your future.”

"kids, have you seen my glock?"

"comedy is not that different from horror."

"yes, penguins die. that's pretty sad."

"it's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission."

"someone's gonna get shanked."

"it wasn't a kid. it was a grown man."

"are your parents rich?"

"i don't know how 'lit' things are today."

"at the end of the day, you can do nothing but cry."

"i have your mom's number on speed dial."

"i might be stupid, but i'm persistent."

"it smells like high school girl in here."

"oh my god, what if we domesticated bears?"

"do stupid shit safely."

"i have big calves! it's from jumproping."

"he just wants to see me suffer."

"if you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed, be the biggest hoe."

"you gotta microwave it, girl!"

"we've only been told the story. now we're discovering the story."

"there are a lot of connections between math and music."

"oh, just stop."

"what are you doing here? i mean, how are you doing?"

"without music? impossible. start singing."

"i'm not gonna stay home just because i can't breathe."

"i think if i were a bug, i'd be a bee."

"we have such a complicated relationship."

"good thing i only drink beer."

"i kinda, like, don't like this place anymore."

"is it okay to murder someone in a church?"

"if we all die, then we're all dead."

"there's a new smell in here."

"that's why god created spellcheck."

"you know how i feel about young people."

"what? me getting arrested by six fucking cops?"

"are you just saying that so i stop asking questions?"

"there are lots of people i wish would just be quiet."

"so, we're all dying."

"oh, so you're selfish. adds up."

"would you rather i hate you or be ambivalent towards you?"

"don't be a hero. it won't go well."

[bizzarrra]

PROMPTS FOR THROWING A BLUNT OUT OF A MOVING CAR. inspired by this comic. i don't know. do i really need to elaborate?

❛  hey, [name], buddy. do you want to smoke some weed?  ❜

❛  no, thank you. marijuana is a waste of time.  ❜

❛  are... are you sure? i... i bought it just for you...  ❜

❛  it's for your birthday, [name]...  ❜

❛  WHAT IS THIS?  ❜

❛  the crash nearly had you killed... but i saved this for you.  ❜

ACTION PROMPTS. add reverse to the name to reverse the action.

[ OFFER ] ― sender offers receiver a blunt or joint. [ REJECT ] ― sender rejects receiver's offer for a blunt or joint. [ THROW ] ― sender throws receiver's blunt out of a moving car. [ CRASH ] ― sender and receiver get into a car crash together. [ VISIT ] ― sender visits receiver in the hospital after a car crash. [ MEDICINE ] ― sender notices that receiver is receiving intravenous medicine.

[botanikos]

Just another lyric prompt!

Send one of the lyrics below to say to my muse and see how they react! Feel free to change pronouns or add/remove names as necessary to better fit your narrative and muse(s).

"I couldn't utter my love when it counted."

"So love me now or let me go."

"You could be the one to make me feel something."

"I am the one that's holding grudges."

"Go one and say what you want."

"I've begged you to come back in, but I can't do this again."

"I fell in love with a girl I met in Hell."

"I ain't Hades, but I'm the King."

"Seen any miracles lately?"

"Maybe you should reflect on your own piety."

"I'll be there when the sky falls down."

"Let me go."

"I bet that if we never met that you'd still haunt my soul."

"Oh, whatever you do, don't come back for me."

"Love is not enough."

"When you're here, it breaks my heart."

"Here's my confession, I've got a death wish."

"You're never changing."

"I know you're nothing but a parasite."

"Look who's crawling back again."

"I'm uncontrollable, emotional, chaotically proportional."

"I'll make you want me."

"Baby, tonight I take you dead or alive."

"If you have the answer, let me know."

"There's nowhere to run when all is coming undone."

"I don't wanna see you anymore."

"So, you wanna start a war?"

"So, you wanna be immortal?"

"Why don't you hurt me a little bit more?"

"I can see the end in sight."

"Don't leave me behind."

"I don't want the world to turn without you."

"I'm in love with the way you hate me."

"Oh, this feels like the end."

"This is exhausting, leave me for dead."

"I swear I only fell for you on accident."

"Tell me it gets easier."

"I'm stuck with you."

"I'd leave you for someone else."

"Loosen your grip before I choke."

"This is a wild game of survival."

"And there's nothing that I can do except bury my love for you."

"I long to hear your voice."

"You never met someone like me."

"My heart has teeth."

[grimowled]

;psa: it's always ok to start multiple things with me, regardless of how many threads we already have going on. never feel obligated to reply in a certain order, or reply at all to ongoing stuff if you are not feeling it at any moment!

[aetherstorms]

Random Prompts From Inside My Head

"I know we've never spoken before, but I wanted to say hello."

"You can believe whatever you want, but we still exist under the same sky."

"What are you so afraid of?"

"Why aren't you afraid?"

"When you stop being an asshole, you can be really nice."

"You should do that more often."

"If you weren't such a jerk, maybe you'd have more friends."

"You're the kindest person I know."

"You're the worst person I know."

"Sometimes all it takes is believing in someone."

"Why won't you believe in me?"

"Let's go this way."

"I knew we shouldn't have gone this way."

"Well, that's pretty gross."

"Did you make this?"

"I want to grow up to be like you one day."

"You're an inspiration."

"That was a great example of what not to do."

"Are you alright?"

"This will work."

"Well that didn't work."

"That actually worked!"

"Don't put words in my mouth."

"Don't lie to me."

"I know you're there."

"I can't believe you did this."

"Trust me."

"I trusted you."

"I trust you."

"You suck."

"This blows."

"You look ridiculous."

"Is it supposed to do that?"

"What did you blow up this time?"

"Sorry. Didn't see you there."

"You always matter."

"It doesn't matter."

"Please don't do this."

"Don't leave me."

"I don't want you to go."

"I've never loved anyone before."

"I've never loved anyone like I love you."

"I'll never love again."

"So this is it?"

"I'll always care about you."

"You're not alone."

"You don't have to be alone."

"It's okay to be scared."

"You don't need to be scared."

"I'll protect you."

"I'll protect all of us."

"I know you'll keep us safe."

"I can't believe you."

"I don't believe you."

"I believe you."

"Do you love me?"

"You know I love you, right?"

"You mean everything to me."

"I know you said you didn't want a pet, but..."

"I know you said you didn't want kids, but..."

"I never wanted this."

"I didn't ask for this."

"Stop being so serious."

"Why can't you just be serious?"

"I won't make that mistake again."

"This was a mistake."

"This is beautiful, isn't it?"

"You're beautiful."

"That's beautiful."

"Was that you I heard?"

"You're sure handy to have around."

"Thank you for being a part of my life."

"I'm so glad I know you."

"Thank you for everything."

"Explosions make everything better."

"They're coming!"

"We need to run!"

"I need to ask a favor."

"So about that favor..."

"You owe me."

"I owe you."

"Did you see that?"

"What was that?"

"I see what you did there."

"Are you sure about this?"

"I'm not sure about this."

"I guess this is goodbye."

"I don't want to say goodbye."

[toksikk]

Meme call :))

[tragedia]

like if you want memes from me perhaps?

[miercolaes]

STARTER CALL , by filling the empty heart with color you shall receive a starter from this wednesday entity that i write. if you're a multi, make sure to comment which muse(s) you want to throw my way, otherwise i'm a mess and will bombard you with starters for way too many muses of yours.

[lctibule]

so anyway, i think both si-u and minjoon are probably autistic ✌️

[cowboahss]

goncharov (1973) starters

unrealism tw. quotes taken from fanart and fake screencaps. adjust pronouns as needed.

❛  tell them i send my regards.  ❜  

❛    time stops for nobody, not even us.  ❜  

❛    what you should fear right now is not how much time you have left but how horribly it shall be spent.  ❜  

❛    my people are all dead, but so are those bastards.  ❜  

❛    selfishness is a luxury one can't afford in a position of power.  ❜  

❛    and dark, dark, yet darker it becomes.  ❜  

❛    you of all people should know.  ❜  

❛    you've seen its colors. you've lived it.  ❜  

❛    and yet you run from this simple fact..  ❜  

❛    fairness does not exist in this world.  ❜  

❛    damn them as they would damn you.  ❜  

❛    damn them as they would damn us.  ❜  

❛    what a shit show.  ❜  

❛    does it ever end? it doesn't.  ❜  

❛    they say we should not stop the flow, but it's the highest, most primal of evils.  ❜

❛    and yet we are content with letting it toy with us.  ❜  

❛    we cannot stop the flow, doing so only brings the ruin further.  ❜  

❛    november is the cruelest month of the year.  ❜  

❛    this pain, it follows us everywhere. like our shadows.  ❜  

❛    you got the best of it. and then you got the worst of it.  ❜  

❛    this world is cruel, perhaps too cruel for people like you.  ❜  

❛    the clock will strike for everyone, even for you.  ❜  

❛    they neglect to tell you how dangerous hope can be.  ❜  

❛    call it forgiveness with teeth.  ❜  

❛    i didn't know pain until i met your eyes.  ❜  

❛    you look better in red.  ❜  

❛    you wasted time you never had.  ❜  

❛    i fear someday your faith in yourself will be your end.  ❜  

❛    you never stop being a dog, you only change who you belong to.  ❜  

❛    i believed you to be my friend.  ❜  

❛    oh you poor, naive fool.  ❜  

❛    you will have to tell them i am sorry, for i have no sorrow left.  ❜  

❛    don't waste your time praying for my soul, i am too damned ot be saved.  ❜  

❛    you can't stop time, even if you break the clock.  ❜  

❛    you've taken so much from me, and yet i still can't give a damn about you.  ❜  

❛    of course we're in love, that's why i tried to shoot you.  ❜  

❛    if you loved me, you wouldn't have missed.  ❜  

❛    do you ever think about the past?  ❜  

❛    leave, and never return.  ❜  

❛    i wonder why we always meet on the edge of things.  ❜  

❛    they can't kill me in a way that matters.  ❜  

❛    you will be forced to choose or the choice will be made for you.  ❜  

[sonchiildren]

I finally have artwork for everyone's profiles TTwTT

[jenelain]

also just another friendly reminder, but i don't do starter calls anymore. i find them hard to do myself unless we have at least a little something plotted, but i don't do random ones. if you want to interact, your best bet is to continue answered memes into threads (as a heads up, i don't post them to new text posts because you can cut asks anyway but if you would prefer that, i can always paste it to a new post), replying to open threads, sending memes or plotting. it's literally that easy. interaction goes both ways and all the ways to initiate them (if i haven't already reached out) are laid out here 💞

[missallanea]

BRAINROT MUSES STARTER CALL : hit the little ♡ for a starter from AGNES DRACHINA REUBEN, MAXIMILIAN CALYPSE, QUEEN CLARION, or DEMONA. Pick in the comments or I'll choose whoever I want.

[nearestend]

part of me is like "well i can't interact with certain canons because i don't know their source material" since you know ... i rarely know anyone's source material even when it's like a good and well-known thing ... and then another part of me is like "canon characters are actually just my mutual's ocs that they invented themselves anyways because my friends are very smart"