#or sai because sai is (frustratingly) talented in the kitchen and doesn't feel he's missing out on practice | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

ikemenomegas · 2 months ago

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good-ending!kakashi and itachi need to have a little former traumatized geniuses cooking club where they get comfortable with making little "mistakes" and putting imperfect dishes on the table and improvising without needing to explain themselves like it's life or death

#the “former” is aspirational and v cute #probably sai and tenzo also join at some point #of course gai joins in occasionally because he's not to be outdone by his rival with cooking of all things #and also with these four it can get depressing quick #iruka is invited once as a courtesy when he shows up to work with one too many kitchen injuries lol #if there's one thing they're not the cooking club is not clumsy #... unfortunately he is quietly assigned a buddy any future attendances #usually itachi because itachi can put out fires very quickly #or sai because sai is (frustratingly) talented in the kitchen and doesn't feel he's missing out on practice #neji might also participate sometimes! he wasn't ever anbu but he probably needs the therapy-ness of it #he's not a huge group activities person but sai invites him and he's surprised by how low-key it is #he gets a little competitive with itachi lol #since itachi doesn't care about things like using all whole-grains or only organics or attempting to make a recipe vegan #he's very good at following directions don't get me wrong but he's not much of an experimenter unless he knows a dish super well #while neji just knows which replacements to use after doing it for so long #neji isn't super militant about it but he watches his diet to make sure it isn't imbalanced/overly protein heavy #and like itachi he doesn't care for strong tasting meat so he'll preferentially choose fish or plant proteins #this is what finally makes things more easy between the two of them! some of the others want to make a meat-heavy dish one time #but itachi isn't feeling it and neji shows him how to do a tofu alternative!#long tags #naruto #from the margins #hatake kakashi #uchiha itachi #hyuga neji #sai #yamato tenzo #umino iruka #omegaverse

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