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A whole new meaning to Gay Chicken.
(For: Anonymous raffle winner!)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#This prompt was super cute! Thank you for donating to the raffle!#And thank you to everyone who also donated!#Okay full disclosure I am on very little sleep right now so these next thoughts may be incomprehensible.#(That hasn't stopped me before. Sometimes the voices of the hat man give me good ideas.)#I have been vibrating with excitement for when we finally get to the chicken scene.#Because I really want to draw chickens! I love chickens! They are so optimally shaped for maximal cuteness.#That's a creature that was designed to be fluffy and sit on things. What is there to *not* love!#I know there is more significance to the whole exchange but really...I think Lan Wangji deep down just wants to hold cute creatures.#His hands are big and gentle and not meant for swords! They are made to be filling rabbit hutches with fresh hay and petting chickens.#This is to say; Lan Wangji's problems could all have been avoided if he was a farmboy.#He can still be a farmer. The two of them could run off into the country and start something new.#"True love is possible only - in the next world - for new people” Is a disco elysium quote I think about for wangxian all the time.#Ah but that's a different tangent. Look forwards to more art tomorrow!
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Adar had to die because if he, Gil-Galad and Elendil were all in Middle Earth at the same time there would have simply been too much Dad Energy ™️ for the populace to handle. They would have defeated Sauron through sheer “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” force alone.
#their combined parenting styles would have saved middle earth#they would have been too powerful i fear#they may also have possibly driven galadriel (millennia-old teen rebel extraordinaire) throw herself into an ocean or off a cliff AGAIN#‘the last alliance of elves and men’ nah just two Dads who have had it up to HERE with your bullshit#adar rings of power#adar#gil galad#high king gil galad#elendil#trop#the rings of power#gil-galad
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AU based off Nature except I kept thinking about it too hard. Dales not a good dad, but its such an easy problem for him to throw money at, and what do you do when a part is damaged? Well, you replace it.
Basically an AU where Dev gets to experience medical trauma and realizes much sooner how much his dad doesn't love him
#I have IDEASSSS#but only if people are interested#fop#fairly oddparents#dev dimmadome#dale dimmadome#fop dev#fop dale#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop a new wish#fop nature au#moral orel nature#hurt no comfort#blood#child abuse#child neglect#medical trauma#implied gun violence#Dev only gets a week or two off school because his dad doesn't want people to think anythings wrong#Dale doesn't care thattt much about public optics but people knowing you permanently disabled your son is absolutely not good for business#Dev hates the leg and keeps it as hidden as possible#as far as anyone else knows he just took a week long vacation and came back lazier and crabbier than ever#Dale did it out of his own sick kind of love but to Dev its just a reminder of how replaceable his dad sees him.#just the same as any other of his machines#The doodle in the corner is Dev coming into his own a bit more. He stops trying to look like his dad#Did you know Dev and Dale have naturally curly hair?? They just hair gel it to all hell#I think in this timeline Hazel shows up pretty soon after he returns to school so the accident is pretty fresh#art#digital art#fanart
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on a break
#original art#illustration#digital art#artists on tumblr#character art#marcia#marciaillust#oc art#tcm#the clockmaster#orion lavont#garret#you cant see em but ive been drawing so many cigarette pics recently#with these two just huffing darts#this pic in particular is very funny to me personally because#worst blunt rotation to these two is each other#as for regular ol smokes garret might have one but orion would probably refuse#tho tbf it depends on how the weeks is going for em. a little mild self destruction as a treat :)#but i believe orion wouldnt be into stink and gunking up his lungs on the reg. things would really have to be not optimal for him#and garret. oh garret. oh my little scrunky. smokes are so hard to steal from convenience stores arent they. and they cost so much.#i think he wouldnt even have the possibility of getting addicted or getting them on the reg#he definitely could be a social smoker#that's actually pretty funny#garret: i dont smoke unless i bummed it off someone else#i dont believe either of them knows where to get weed though
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it is interesting that for all the talk of “fixing” padme and making her “more than a weeping wife”, the idea of padme choosing to die while pregnant remains this huge taboo. post after post about freeing her from sexist writing, and ppl still can’t imagine a padme separate from her children. her ultimate purpose remains motherhood. padme refusing motherhood/being unhappy in motherhood is taken as a total impossibility. it has to be sith life force draining, it has to be the force choke, it has to be bad space gynecologists (??). it can’t be that a mom lost the will to live despite her babies. that doesn’t happen!!
#bouncing off those swprequels posts.#ofc it is just fandom talk but i really wish ppl would watch themselves when going#‘a mother with two beautiful babies couldn’t POSSIBLY be suicidal!’#like tread lightly maybe . all i’m asking#padme amidala#star wars
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KAEYA BIRTHDAY ??? ?? i love you mr alberich sir i love you oh so so so much.
uh dialogue for this one but more legible under the cut (and a messy ragbros page)
Klee: Kaeya! Come down here! Kaeya: Oh? heh. What is it, Spark Knight?
Klee: Happy Birthday! It is today? Right? I even double-checked with Albedo and everything but I don't know... Klee: It's a Calla Lily! You like those, right? Kaeya: I certainly do! Thank y- Klee: Oh. Klee: OK OK OK- Kaeya: Hm? Klee: Kaeya you have to promise to not tell Master Jean about this one! Kaeya: You can count on me to keep my lips sealed.
Klee: OK! Close your eyes- eye- and hold out your hands! Kaeya: Mhm! Klee: OK! You can open them! TA-DA~!
Klee: I made a bomb for you! It even has an eyepatch! He can look after you when I'm somewhere else. Take good care of him! Oh yeah- He explodes if you- Kaeya?
Kaeya: Thank you Klee! Thank you very much! Klee: You're VERY welcome Kaeya!
a lil ragbros too.... kaeya and his red siblings amirite (bursts into tears).. also i am so obsessed with chibi diluc saying "bring em in..."
#I LOVE YOU KAEYA#these were all drawn in the past two daysashhsdgg#i was originally planning on starting like at least a week in advance bc i wanted to do one big ambitious piece but that didnt end up happe#ing... instead he gets a little comic a bigger comic and a page and my undivided attention#genshin impact#kaeya alberich#kaeya#genshin impact kaeya#genshin kaeya#im putting em all in here f u#klee#diluc ragnvindr#ragbros#none of that kaeluc shit here alright thank you or go fuck off ok epic#my art#sona#these r all improvised. i went about the klee comic in the stupidest way possible bc apperantly i love making things hard for myself..#not like it was my fault- it was just supposed to be a concept for a finished piece and not turn into a little comic but i have no self con#rol clearly so now its here and i am jsut kinda sleepy sry#kaeya has been my genshin blorbo for over three years ok i needed to express a little of my feelings about him somehow#OK YAY ITS OFFICIALLY THE 30TH IN MY TIMEZONE SO I CAN POST THIS OK OK YEAH#HAPPY BDAY KAEYA AAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭💖💖💖#this entire post is just me sobbing over how much i adore him#is this the longest wall of notes from me yet.. idk but it might be#ok anyways i love kaeya a lot send me anything kaeya and i will love you forever and ever and i should really go to sleep now i think#... .kaeya 🥰🥰🥰
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1 million dollars or dinner with mc princess
#zeno's art#splatoon#splatoon 2#off the hook#marina ida#marina splatoon#pearl houzuki#pearl splatoon#lesbians yea woohoo!!!#i dont really have much to say about these designs that isnt glaringly obvious sorry#but i did try to incorperate specific shapes into the designs as much as possible#such as marina having 8's in her hair highlights and pearl's X shapes#i wanna make some mini comics for these two so stay tuned and stay fresh yeaaaaa
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Reminder that almost no western country even recognised the State of Palestine
And yet, we’re supposed to believe they want a two state solution?
#Palestine#Gaza#free Palestine#free Gaza#note: as an Arab i believe in a one state solution (the state being Palestine)#because a two state solution isn’t possible (look at the westbank as an example)#isra*l is built off of the dehumanisation of Palestinians so there can be no peace whilst it exists#also Palestinians and Jews lived together in harmony IN PALESTINE so
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POV: You're a tavern owner who just turned away a raccoon and an owl
#siggy draws#quynh#nicolo di genova#the old guard#WE'RE SO BACK BABY#for like. a minute. because drawing has been really difficult lol#quynh is the one with the money and language knowledge. nicolo is just there to look vaguely threatening#tavern owner: i'm sorry buuuut... we don't accept just anyone off the street. where are your papers?#quynh: oh bet *pulls out middle finger*#i just adore these two so much. completely forgot to give them weapons and also nicky is missing a beard#OR maybe they didn't come with their weapons because they wanted to look as innocent as possible#and maybe nicky's going through a clean-shaven phase#something's wrong with quynh's face even though i re-drew it and flipped the canvas and everything. idfk.#she's my sassy lady and i love her to death#it's grey as FUCK out and raining today so here we are
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It's cold around the castle this time of year so Horror set a fire in one of the fireplaces, and some people got especially cosy
Cross by Jakei95 Killer by Rahafwabas
Bonus doodle:
#UTDR#UTMV#My Art#Cross Sans#Killer Sans#Kross ship#<Not necessarily but y'know. for those who want it#It is entirely possible to fall asleep on a guy platonically for the record#LOOK!!! I did a background :D I did shading!!!#I'm super proud of it too this looks pretty good ^^#Honestly these two being like. nap buddies is just everything to me#They were just sitting on the floor watching a movie or something but at some point Cross just started to kinda lean#And he sorta melted into Killer's side while he fell asleep#Killer was quite happy to use him as a headrest but then the close contact got him too relaxed and he fell asleep too#Nightmare was going to throw a blanket over them so they wouldn't get cold later when the fire went out#But then he dozed off in his chair too.. the fire is powerful on a cold day!!#It's okay the warmth of cuddling sustained them for the night#Though Cross may never be the same from the embarrassment#And Killer may never get over how much he wants this to happen again (but doesn't know how to ask and won't try)#I hope you guys like the sight of this one cause I'm definitely reblogging it again in the morning lol
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I do enjoy dressing her entirely in canon outfits/cuts and the occasional top she's borrowed from nami and being like ye canon!sanji sure does own a pair of 3/4 pants with ballerina loafers he sure did wear that before with his whole cishet man ass and we didn't bat a single eye at it
#one piece#trans!sanji#sanji#sanami#zosan#nami#zoro#the two wolves that live in my head are in constant conflict between#'trans!sanji should be butch to live the gnc trans lesbian dream and to maintain the previous wardrobe sensibilities'#and 'canon!sanji is visibly straining against the limitations of male fashion she'd be way more femme than u think once freed from them'#like I feel like I'm not doing sanji as a character justice if I only ever dress her in the butchest possible stuff#but also god it'd be boring to just dress her straight-passing#I think we're going with 'dresses comfy at home and for practicality and goes all out femme when an occasion presents itself'#edit: it's not fucking showing this on my feed why tumblr it's fully sfw why are you like this I can't cut this one up to solve it aaahh#I tried different file format and resizing it and neither one worked smh#update: I cropped like 5 FUCKING PIXELS off the edges and it solved it WHY IS IT LIKE THIS TUMBLR WHY#is nami's hair now tangenting with the border oh boy it sure is but alas tumblr won't let me show you this post otherwise apparently smh
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having seen at least the rough outlines of all the romances now I have to say that I think emmrich's is probably objectively the best in terms of coherence and completeness of story arc (with the understanding that ultimately the 'best' romance is whichever one makes YOUR heart sing anyway so objectivity is a silly thing to claim that way, it just felt like it's the arc with the most well-paced focused content and the least dangling threads)... but lucanis' is my favourite haha. just. the whole kneeling before your beloved full of reverence but without any of the distance that usually implies??? his complete undramatic certainty and calm in every scene with rook after this, having spent the whole game caught between fear and longing???? mr. lives in a pantry but it says nothing about my psyche don't worry about it it's purely for tactical reasons that I keep myself contained in a small dark room not entirely unlike a cell, love among the parsnips -- finally coming to rook in their room and it's so comfortable and comforting???? after all the times rook supports and comforts him through the game he's finally able to return the same to them when they need it while being so calm and steady and it's so fucking sweet and feels so effortless and with no price attached?????? he basically assigns himself the role of your bodyguard and he WILL stab a god over it??????????????? the turn to protector (which was in his heart all along longing to get out and find a place) of it all????? he sounds like he's found himself unexpectedly stumbling into such a soul-lightening state of revelatory existential relief, full on 'you only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves' mary oliver style, and he goes and he shares that with rook and protectively envelops them in it when they're hurting??????????????????????????? hello for the maker's sake hello can anyone hear me?????
#listen I was forged in the fires of garrusmancing. I went through two whole games just to get a gentle headbutt and some tender words#before me3 comes along and rewards you for your tenacity more fully#me? the reyes romancer???? I have the strength and headcanon game to bear the relative lack of content before the end#when the endgame is this good I am willing to hold out for it haha the way he looks at rook towards the end......#I also really liked taash' (it's really sweet) but I don't think I have any rooks ready to go right now who would go for that vibe#emmrich for sure is going to be my either crow or shadow dragon romance it really is very good! and extremely goth not unrelatedly#undeniably that old man has the most game out of anyone in this story. the move with the flower??? I'm sorry????#I actually like that lucanis' romance blooms out of the safety of an established friendship more than anything (again. avowed garrusmancer)#but emmrich... he's got some next level romantic stuff going on and is being both so wholesome and such a freak about it lmao#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rookanis#all jokes aside I totally respect and understand that people are a bit disappointed and frustrated -- they're not wrong to feel that!#there really are some gaps in content there for the midgame#however I was personally custom built by experience to get the most out of this scenario as possible and by god I will#just as I feel that ryder and reyes go off and have some soul-shrivingly good sex after the first kiss#(it makes that arc make a lot more sense to me haha)#I think rook and lucanis Get Up To It after the second coffee date. weird of them to not show us that but okay I'll fill it in myself then
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admittedly i dont specialize in moshang so perhaps i am simply not seeing the scholarly discussion on the topic but whenever ive seen the idea of airplane being the guy who wrote the sv world into existence and now Lives There acknowledged in any kind of metaphysical capacity its always either been "airplane by writing the world literally created it" or "airplane was getting prophetic visions beamed to him from another world and he wrote that into a book in his" and tbh neither of these has ever really resonated with me. i dont want to overplay his involvement in the higher powers of the universe, but as a writer myself it kinda rankles to have his creative woes, which are covered in the story and are sort of the backbone of The Entire Setting, dismissed in such a way that would rob him of authorship of his own work. his writing does not innately have some power to make worlds into reality, but it's HIS.
to me he is not a god, not a prophet, just a poor author who has had his most successful work plagiarized by extra-dimensional beings who may or may not be fujoshis
#svsss#shang qinghua#the real thing i wanna inspect is how much power does the system have#is it a a member of a group of higher powers? an extension of a god?#or is it just a underpaid corporate slave? a unimportant but perhaps still eager minion?#the dimensional higher powers' version of a .exe?#since i started reading orv it has amused me greatly to consider the possibility that the system exists in a way similiar to the dokkaebi#then there was that one fic where the system was like a manifestation of sy's repression and denial that was fucked up#to me sv as a world is like when i take all the characters from an ip i like#and make them characters in the sims and reanact scenes that compelled me or i would want to see#except if i had the power to also take the souls of the auhor of this work and its biggest hater and put them in two of them sims#and then this made the whole simulation fly off the rails
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This is what it was all for
Happy Midsummer's Eve!!!
#gianttiny#giant/tiny#sfwgt#gtfluff#giant tiny#niart#dragon's lair#lovia#t#and now i disappear back into the ether#just wanted to make a midsummer piece#because i've decided that it's an extra special time for them#possibly renewing vows and whatnot ajkhjash anygay#i also just had the most harrowing day ever yesterday and needed to treat myself#you know the kinda pain that just makes you sweat because it hurts so bad#never had an anasthetic that wears off that quickly#went to the dentist because wisdom teef be infected finally enough that they want to take action hah#like clean the infected area with a metal scrape and holy fuck the pain afterwards#anyway ramble ramble#stay tuned for next part of dragon's lair#yes i am finally working on it#it's only been uh#almost two years#anywho rn i am celebrating midsummer#figners crossed the bonfires are on for this year
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Got so mad seeing a forced marriage plot for the 20th time that I got up to draw a design specifically to put a veil on him
#like not to victim blame but you’d think after the tenth time this happens covering up would just be more convenient#rip xuanzang you woulda loved face masks 🕊️#can’t believe he’s canonically such an irresistible pretty boy#I think I watched like two back to back marriagenapping plots and was flabbergasted#season 2 has so many of em…#whenever they start getting real close and touchy with him I get uncomfortable 😭#like girl does it have to be the MONK#surely he’s not the ONLY handsome dude you have access to!!!#they’re like all princesses or demon queens like you have OPTIONS boo 💀#damn put this boy in a veil the way he keeps getting bridenapped#I tried to make him look as tender and chewy as possible enjoy#he’s got the consistency of mochi I imagine 🤤#crap now I want to eat him…#digital art#my art#journey to the west#journey to the west fanart#jttw tripitaka#xuanzang#jttw sun wukong#big fan of his little face there#recognizing another bride plot coming up#put that hat back on or so help me!!!#I’m not drawing that nine ringed staff tf I look like an overachiever?? 🤨#I like the design but not satisfied with the way I executed it ya know?#I’m not Buddhist so do lemme know if any aspect of the design is disrespectful or wrong#feel like there should be more but I didn’t wanna go overboard but maybe I should’ve..#like ribbons and bells hanging off
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looking through my pictures of classic cars (that I have for important reasons fuck off) n being absolutely DELIGHTED by the thought of Darry dragging the boys around in HER
#see its improbable#n i think darry would think these babies are SO pretentious#but i am absolutely GIGGLING at the thought#writing a fic rn to make this a possibility#bc i think the boys would fucking LOVE this bus#space to sprawl out#the fuck ass windows#one time soda climbed onto the roof n had steve drive#soda had the best 30 seconds of his life#until he fell off#lets just say they had a lot of explaining to do to to darry#steve is obsessed with trying to make it fast#its not working#but he'll be damned if hes not trying!!!#the outsiders#sodapop curtis#darry curtis#ponyboy curtis#dallas winston#johnny cade#two bit mathews#steve randle
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