#or my old gay hairdresser (he quit god bless his soul) who leaned in and whispered to ask if i wanted a mens cut | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

vamptastic · 9 months ago

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i like when im back home and the waiter is gay and they spend the entire dinner trying to subtly communicate that they're also gay to me without outing either of us. the funniest instance of this was this guy that kept doing this weird winky face kind of thing at me every time he passed our table and i didn't realize he was trying to signal or perhaps flirt until he'd done it maybe six times. Ngl he was so bad at it I thought maybe it was some kind of tic. No judgment though I also don't know how to make subtle facial expressions

#also when the waitress grabbed me by the arm as i was leaving and went WAIT i just need you to know you are soooooooooooo gorgeous #she was really intense about it. like it was nice of her but I didn't catch the implication for ages.#or when i went to the barbeque place full of some of the worst patrons imaginable (but chill staff and great food)#and the gay waiter was like. Us freaks gotta stick together! Out of nowhere. To me specifically.#or my old gay hairdresser (he quit god bless his soul) who leaned in and whispered to ask if i wanted a mens cut #and then loudly talked shit on straight hair country boy mullets with me and told me he was gonna give me a skater cut (it came out great)#Or baby goths (usually also gay or gnc) running up to me to quickly tell me they like my style or a specific clothing item. It's so cute #It's just a nice change of pace from getting stank eye everywhere I go. Though I do wish i could tell when ppl are hitting on me #and when they're signaling. Or just being weird

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