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[agonizedembrace]

"god, eve." barely restrained want. "the things you do to me. i can't stop thinking about you, baby." - @kalijhomentethi

A wanton stare accompanied with a heavy breath as Evelynn settles herself on Akali's lap, hardly able to keep hands to herself. Her lips begin to curl into a sultry smile, a flutter in her chest that she allows over such name. It's dangerous, to openly flirt in the vip section of the club (even if it does act as quite the cover) but the way those words leave her lover has the demon excited.

"Don't stop thinking about me," is said as she leans in, all of a demand as it is a request. Her lips brush Akali's ear, breath hot as she can no longer keep her hands to herself. Metal claws that scrape along the rapper's neck before settling on each side; a scratch and tease, the desire for more. "I want to be the only thing on your mind."

The bass booms around them, all but ill attempts of distraction as Evelynn ghosts a kiss along her jaw. "Tell me your thoughts," she pauses to draw herself away, hands that begin to lower to take Akali's in her own and guide them to her hips. Baited breath that escapes her, soon fading into a moan as soon as they make contact. Oh, if she could share how much she does to her.

Slowly she grinds on the rapper's thigh, whether to tease or begin fulfilling her own desire, she omits to say. She throws her head back, letting ivory locks cascade behind her, losing care if anyone happens to see. Much longer, and they might have to make their escape.

"I felt your gaze on me earlier-- on the dancefloor." Evelynn coos, finally leaning forward again to palm at the woman's collar. There's a constant craving for more. "Honey," a quick breath, hardly masking the whine at the slow pace she creates for herself. "It's hot. I kept imaging your hands on me. You whisking me away to somewhere... private."

Ah -- isn't that where they are now?

Her lips graze Akali's own, not quite a kiss, yet the yearn is ever present. Evelynn wants nothing more than to either ravish her or be ravaged. Likely the latter, as her pace is ever growing, pupils dilating as she moans into the sensation.

[eastgaysian]

[flame-shadow]

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.

For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.

I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia

[epicsauce]

learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.

[littlemsterious]

i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual sexless and then this happened.

anyways. thoughts?

sorry it took so long I meant to do this a week ago but my brain is full of rocks.

[Image ID a three sided venn diagram. the big circles show Margot Robbie's Barbie sitting in front of a mirror, Jessica and Roger Rabbit from the poster of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens standing back to back. Between Barbie and Jessica Rabbit it says "sexualised by society". Between Jessica Rabbit and Aziraphale and Crowley it says "Knows what sex is". Between Aziraphale and Crowley and Barbie it says "no reproductive system(?)". the center is the asexual flag. End ID]

Also i haven't seen the Barbie movie as of this edit so at least please tag your spoilers.

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

[lylahammar]

My take on unicorns! I'd really love to make a mythical creature field guide someday, since the Spiderwick Field Guide is what inspired me to start drawing in the first place 🥰

[mzcain27]

I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part

[mausolealdrift]

its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website

[trentskis]

[catmask]

being the most left leaning family member means everyone will always think that youre insane and then in two years they will believe what you were explaining to them two years ago but still think youre insane now. and you do it anywaybecause you love them

[jakeperalta]

I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[onebadnoodle]

pokemon variants with banette