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water7-ebooks · 2 years ago

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am I the only human being literally beyond unexcited about the new haunted mansion movie like besides the fact jared leto being in it makes it feel unwatchable I just feel like they Tried it already, it sucked, still sucks, why dredge it back up again

At the very best it's going to be like jungle cruise where it's a good first watch and then I feel zero desire to watch it again

#sorry to be a hater #but also fuck jared leto #i feel shoving haunted mansion into a single feature film is reductive of the attraction's full potential #the attraction lies on vignette storytelling in a traditional haunted house way #make it an anthology or series of shorts #or if you desperately need Plot plot make a movie off phantom manor #whatever bleh #chill out ice #🏰

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