#or i will be very dissapointed in you

[superhero-smackdown]

not gonna lie im a little miffed damian wayne hasnt been submitted considering the entirety of last years tournament had him as the profile picture

[cloudysarts]

"What?! Fuck you, Stolas! You spring this 'feelings' bullshit on me-- are you fucking kidding?! Can I get a fucking minute to think after everything you put me through, you pompous, rich asshole?!"

~i don't support vivziepop or her shows + this art/redesign is from my rewrite~

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[phobiagal]

i forgot the name of that blue guy from Aperture Desk Job and just kept yelling at google and. um

[venice-1987]

You know when you see a man so attractive, so handsome, so beautiful that you just wanna

Cartoon chomp sound effect

[unreadpoppy]

Btw, I noticed something while going through my other playthroughs. It seems that every companion you romance has a dialogue option of like 'break up with them' (at least, from the ones i romanced - Shart, Astarion and Halsin, they all had an option like that) but Minthara apparently doesn't have one?

Like the options I get with her are like 'can i kiss you' 'stay in camp' 'leave'. Idk if this is intentional or something but I think it's kinda funny to think minthara went like "you're staying in this relationshipm there shall be no discussion on that"

[mothgirlcharlie]

ive never really been into sports before and i decided to start watching hockey and root for montréal basically based on vibes alone but friends after last night this is going to be a lifelong dedication

[neriyon]

Happy catte and his new horns

[mo-ok]

guess who was in jiraiya episode 27

[arolesbianism]

Hello miss Marker Bills can I help you…?

[lichtecht]

PART 6

of the dfk 2023 audiobook translation

@cnka

Martina: „…Can I borrow your phone really quick?“ Jo (confused): „Hm?“ Martina: „Mine’s broken.“

Narrator (audiobook): Doctor’s daughter? If Jo knew… Martina borrowed the phone to make a call. I wonder who she’s calling?

Oskar: „Thaler?“

Narrator (audiobook): Exactly! Martina is calling her brother, who is at the moment clumsily trying to make himself fried eggs.

Martina: „It’s me!“ Oskar: „Martina?!“ Martina: „How are you?“ Oskar: „Good…“

Oskar is putting the frying pan with the messed up eggs into the sink and letting water run into it.

Martina: „Are you sure? Can you manage?“ Oskar: „Yeah… It’s just boring without you.“

Narrator (audiobook): The burnt eggs in the pan, which he douses with water, say something else.

Martina: „Are you alone?“ Oskar: „Yeah, Mama is on late shift again…“

Oskar is stepping out onto the balcony.

Oskar: „And? How is it on that giggle mountain?“

[Note: He says „Kicherberg“ here, which is a wordplay that I can’t translate. The words „Kicher“ and „Kirche“ sound similar. „Kicher“ means „giggle“ and „Kirche“ means „church“. „Berg“ is the mountain]

Martina: (laughs) „You mean Kirchberg. Well, it’s all very different from back where we live. It’s nice there too, but it’s just more rural here. Small houses…“ Oskar: „Since when do you like where we live?“

Narrator (audiobook): Jo steps out of the room into the corridor.

Martina (hastily): „I need to go now, Oskar, bye, love you!“

She hands the phone back to Jo.

Jo: „You need a phone here. That’s our only connection to civilization.“

SCENE CHANGE. We now see Matze and Uli’s room.

Narrator (audiobook): Matze and Uli share a room. Uli is in the process of creating a map of the old city wall of Kirchberg, with the title;

Uli (whispers): „The legend of Kirchberg!“

Matze, angestrengt schnaufend: „…19! …20!“ (pants)

Narrator (audiobook): …while the strong Matze is busy doing his fitness exercises on the floor.

Uli: „Now?“ Matze (panting): „Can you help me with the Sit-Ups really quick?“ Uli: „Yes.“ Matze: (breathes out deeply)

Narrator (audiobook): Uli gets up from his desk and holds down Matze’s feet while he does his stomach exercises, pulling himself up to his knees with the power of his torso.

Uli: „One. Two. Three. Four…“ Matze: „I’m gonna train until I’m invincible as a boxer! Fast like Ali, elegant like Maske, effective like the Klitschkos!“

Matze lets himself fall on his back with a huff.

Uli: „Invincible. Can you teach me that too?“ Matze: „What?“ Uli: „Well, how to defend myself.“ Matze: (sighs) „Uli, I’m taking care of you! Okay?“

Uli: „Yeah… There’s really just nothing I’m good at. Except studying.“

Matze: „I wish I was as smart as you.“ Uli: „And I wish I was as strong as you.“

Matze smiles.

Matze: „…By the way… what are you doing in the holidays, you don’t… happen to be here?“ Uli: „Nah. That’s pretty soon! My grandparents invited us to Sylt. Um. And I thought you’d be in your father’s boxing camp?“ Matze: „Yeah… I don’t really know if that’s for me yet. They’re all just amateurs…“

Matze stands up and walks over to the wall where his training plan hangs.

Narrator (audiobook): Matze studies the training plan hanging on his wall. Maybe he’s taken on a little too much?

As the night falls, Justus Bökh goes around to check wether all students are in their rooms. He starts with Matze and Uli.

Knocking. Door opens.

Bökh: „Good evening, you rascals… Everything alright here?“

Narrator (audiobook): The two mumble an answer.

Bökh: „Full sentences, please.“ Matze: „Everything alright…“ Uli: „…Herr Bökh.“ Bökh: „Exactly. Herr Bökh.“ (takes a breath) „Good.“

[weinerhutcircus1]

hiii octagonn can you take your shirt off pllss 😅☺️☺️ i think the guest s wild relly like it

OH. OK. buddy. pal. I thought we talked about this, friend? It’s really not the place or time either… err MAYBE at my… PRIOR location but that really isn’t the theme around here. its all bright colors and (unfortunately) gooning off… which… perhaps maybe maybe possibly maybe that would kinda count as goofing off but I AM NOT DOING THAT!! END OF CONVERSATION! WE ARE A FAMILY HERE AT WEINER HUT! IF THIS IS A WAY OF BEGGING FOR MORE COUPON DISCOUNTS ITS NOT WORKING!! ohh now you have me rambling.. hoow embarrassing..

usually Huevos is my stress toy because he’s all squishy and round but Gearshift was the nearest guy to hold onto… I am fearful of what is to come..

[takenene]

tried guinness for the for the fist time today and i'm sorry to any irish folks in the audience but it sucks

[snekdood]

random and unnecessary bloodshed towards minorities is good when its my side advocating for it

-tankies

[naruthandir]

i may be the only person on this earth that dislikes blond samwise i don't care this is a hill i will die on he has brown hair and brown skin and brown eyes he is so hot and i will fight peter jackson with my bare hands for making him white

[welliguessimin]

If I actually knew how and had the mental energy for it I'd stalk you guys who have no regard for internet safety so hard just for the sake of being able to

[that-thoughtful-waffle]

I. I want to try to convince my grandmother of this, but I just don't want to fight her. It's a losing battle. I'd need to have sources and not only sources but sources that shed believe. Or enough sources that her belief in the schemes that she's bought into might waver. I wish that she'd believe that I'd try to convince her of such things out of love, but my father's side of the family seems rather resistant to changing the beliefs they hold. No matter what they're in regards to.

Oh my god, food extract is not the same as an essential oil.

Food extract is the flavoring of something cooked down into a carrier oil or alcohol that is safe for human ingestion.

Essential oil is the pure extract of the plant refined down and distilled for concentrated medicinal purposes to a significantly higher strength than simply adding ground up mint leaves to your water. The two are not comparable in any way.

Cinnamon extract and cinnamon essential oil are not the same thing.

One is about 100 times the strength of the other and can also cause acute organ failure. I’ll give you a hint, it’s not the food extract.

Sweet gods I’m not trying to be mean, I want you to be aware and safe and stop putting yourselves and others at risk. Please.