#or i will be very dissapointed in you

[superhero-smackdown]

not gonna lie im a little miffed damian wayne hasnt been submitted considering the entirety of last years tournament had him as the profile picture

[cloudysarts]

"What?! Fuck you, Stolas! You spring this 'feelings' bullshit on me-- are you fucking kidding?! Can I get a fucking minute to think after everything you put me through, you pompous, rich asshole?!"

~i don't support vivziepop or her shows + this art/redesign is from my rewrite~

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[phobiagal]

i forgot the name of that blue guy from Aperture Desk Job and just kept yelling at google and. um

[jaythelay]

I'm honestly stunned nobody's made a better Hello Neighbor. I never played it, never watched anything past I think the 3rd or 4th alpha.

How do you...take a cool concept and...not...recognize that it's a cool concept.

Seriously, I've said it before for YT videos, but it works everywhere, Mystery is what drives people. Don't answer shit that doesn't give the player 2 more questions. Find an answer through the obscurity, not because you were told it, y'know?

I want answers and that is not something you should give so easily, but it is not something to hide in increasingly ridiculous fashions.

Break into your neighbor's home because they looked like they just kidnapped a kid. It's a weird ass home the more you explore. There's an AI that's got a pre-determined calendar of actions throughout the day(s), and they know their house better than you. When you're caught, his house becomes more intimately trap filled and the more his schedule changes. That's it. Nobody's tried.

Seriously the puzzles were nonsense the entire time. The only puzzle I remember is the one with the iron gate, and it's so, so bad. None of it feels like something the neighbor would have or use. Idunno man, the whole game felt like someone made assets and someone just slapped them in without any cohesion. It never felt like it was more than it's concept blender animation, it always felt less.

Seriously a game like this would be a perfect medium tier game for almost given any company. No matter how poorly they treat the product, it's actively nuts to think this could've birthed a genre but seemingly killed it before arrival.

[venice-1987]

You know when you see a man so attractive, so handsome, so beautiful that you just wanna

Cartoon chomp sound effect

[unreadpoppy]

Btw, I noticed something while going through my other playthroughs. It seems that every companion you romance has a dialogue option of like 'break up with them' (at least, from the ones i romanced - Shart, Astarion and Halsin, they all had an option like that) but Minthara apparently doesn't have one?

Like the options I get with her are like 'can i kiss you' 'stay in camp' 'leave'. Idk if this is intentional or something but I think it's kinda funny to think minthara went like "you're staying in this relationshipm there shall be no discussion on that"

[mothgirlcharlie]

ive never really been into sports before and i decided to start watching hockey and root for montréal basically based on vibes alone but friends after last night this is going to be a lifelong dedication

[neriyon]

Happy catte and his new horns

[mo-ok]

guess who was in jiraiya episode 27

[lichtecht]

PART 6

of the dfk 2023 audiobook translation

@cnka

Martina: „…Can I borrow your phone really quick?“ Jo (confused): „Hm?“ Martina: „Mine’s broken.“

Narrator (audiobook): Doctor’s daughter? If Jo knew… Martina borrowed the phone to make a call. I wonder who she’s calling?

Oskar: „Thaler?“

Narrator (audiobook): Exactly! Martina is calling her brother, who is at the moment clumsily trying to make himself fried eggs.

Martina: „It’s me!“ Oskar: „Martina?!“ Martina: „How are you?“ Oskar: „Good…“

Oskar is putting the frying pan with the messed up eggs into the sink and letting water run into it.

Martina: „Are you sure? Can you manage?“ Oskar: „Yeah… It’s just boring without you.“

Narrator (audiobook): The burnt eggs in the pan, which he douses with water, say something else.

Martina: „Are you alone?“ Oskar: „Yeah, Mama is on late shift again…“

Oskar is stepping out onto the balcony.

Oskar: „And? How is it on that giggle mountain?“

[Note: He says „Kicherberg“ here, which is a wordplay that I can’t translate. The words „Kicher“ and „Kirche“ sound similar. „Kicher“ means „giggle“ and „Kirche“ means „church“. „Berg“ is the mountain]

Martina: (laughs) „You mean Kirchberg. Well, it’s all very different from back where we live. It’s nice there too, but it’s just more rural here. Small houses…“ Oskar: „Since when do you like where we live?“

Narrator (audiobook): Jo steps out of the room into the corridor.

Martina (hastily): „I need to go now, Oskar, bye, love you!“

She hands the phone back to Jo.

Jo: „You need a phone here. That’s our only connection to civilization.“

SCENE CHANGE. We now see Matze and Uli’s room.

Narrator (audiobook): Matze and Uli share a room. Uli is in the process of creating a map of the old city wall of Kirchberg, with the title;

Uli (whispers): „The legend of Kirchberg!“

Matze, angestrengt schnaufend: „…19! …20!“ (pants)

Narrator (audiobook): …while the strong Matze is busy doing his fitness exercises on the floor.

Uli: „Now?“ Matze (panting): „Can you help me with the Sit-Ups really quick?“ Uli: „Yes.“ Matze: (breathes out deeply)

Narrator (audiobook): Uli gets up from his desk and holds down Matze’s feet while he does his stomach exercises, pulling himself up to his knees with the power of his torso.

Uli: „One. Two. Three. Four…“ Matze: „I’m gonna train until I’m invincible as a boxer! Fast like Ali, elegant like Maske, effective like the Klitschkos!“

Matze lets himself fall on his back with a huff.

Uli: „Invincible. Can you teach me that too?“ Matze: „What?“ Uli: „Well, how to defend myself.“ Matze: (sighs) „Uli, I’m taking care of you! Okay?“

Uli: „Yeah… There’s really just nothing I’m good at. Except studying.“

Matze: „I wish I was as smart as you.“ Uli: „And I wish I was as strong as you.“

Matze smiles.

Matze: „…By the way… what are you doing in the holidays, you don’t… happen to be here?“ Uli: „Nah. That’s pretty soon! My grandparents invited us to Sylt. Um. And I thought you’d be in your father’s boxing camp?“ Matze: „Yeah… I don’t really know if that’s for me yet. They’re all just amateurs…“

Matze stands up and walks over to the wall where his training plan hangs.

Narrator (audiobook): Matze studies the training plan hanging on his wall. Maybe he’s taken on a little too much?

As the night falls, Justus Bökh goes around to check wether all students are in their rooms. He starts with Matze and Uli.

Knocking. Door opens.

Bökh: „Good evening, you rascals… Everything alright here?“

Narrator (audiobook): The two mumble an answer.

Bökh: „Full sentences, please.“ Matze: „Everything alright…“ Uli: „…Herr Bökh.“ Bökh: „Exactly. Herr Bökh.“ (takes a breath) „Good.“

[weinerhutcircus1]

hiii octagonn can you take your shirt off pllss 😅☺️☺️ i think the guest s wild relly like it

OH. OK. buddy. pal. I thought we talked about this, friend? It’s really not the place or time either… err MAYBE at my… PRIOR location but that really isn’t the theme around here. its all bright colors and (unfortunately) gooning off… which… perhaps maybe maybe possibly maybe that would kinda count as goofing off but I AM NOT DOING THAT!! END OF CONVERSATION! WE ARE A FAMILY HERE AT WEINER HUT! IF THIS IS A WAY OF BEGGING FOR MORE COUPON DISCOUNTS ITS NOT WORKING!! ohh now you have me rambling.. hoow embarrassing..

usually Huevos is my stress toy because he’s all squishy and round but Gearshift was the nearest guy to hold onto… I am fearful of what is to come..

[takenene]

tried guinness for the for the fist time today and i'm sorry to any irish folks in the audience but it sucks

[snekdood]

random and unnecessary bloodshed towards minorities is good when its my side advocating for it

-tankies

[naruthandir]

i may be the only person on this earth that dislikes blond samwise i don't care this is a hill i will die on he has brown hair and brown skin and brown eyes he is so hot and i will fight peter jackson with my bare hands for making him white

[gingerbravecookie]

gingerbrave fans searching the gingerbrave tag on ao3 looking for angst finding over 100 ship fics instead

[chisatowo]

A very important concept I need ppl to understand abt deep cut is that if they were to have a swear jar in the first place, it would have been made by Shiver and then exclusively filled by Shiver. It's not that the other two don't swear, Shiver just never remembers to call them out on it, and also Shiver swears like 5 times more often and the other two always remember to call Shiver out on it. Once it's full Big man gets to use it to buy expensive eyeliner <3