#or he's null and its the farms

[daenystheedreamer]

modern au thramsay. ramsay is a somethingawful goon or is straight up lowtax and uses theon's undiagnosed (self-denied) BPD + hypno fetish to entrap theon. reek is a lolcow who ramsay put up in his basement

[anarkhebringer]

I've been thinking about Null in his Stardew Valley AU and the fact that he literally has nature magic at his disposal, so I think he'd be selling full crops daily and making a shit-ton of money from the start since he uses his magic to help him with his farming. He'd upgrade his house and buy a coop and stable pretty early on I think, since he wants more animals in his care sooner rather than later.

[fleouriarts]

sketchbook duuuuump :3 nothing to do in this town AND my stylus isn't working its a perfect storm for filling this thang up

descriptions and such below

feel like the fursona ones are self explanatory. the rileys are basically all inspired by this person's compilations... if you havent seen the clip that the bottom corner drawing is from please do yourself a favor

this was all development shit for the zakharovs who i posted last week. sergei is igor's former childhood friend who i have not come up with much about yet... all i know is he is also a fashion designer (who makes winter clothes specifically) and he has an illegitimate son named nikolai who is an arctic fox (and who i have not drawn yet)

omg okay so if anyone remembers my last sketchbook dump i introduced this character andre in there (and her name was andres but i changed it to andre bc i like it more for whatever reason). anyway ive been drawing him OBSESSIVELYYYYY and have decided that him and null get together at some point after argyle and jamie make up (i desperately need to make a jamie and co timeline post)... but it lasts like one semester and thats it. andre is too vain and too know-it-all for null's tastes even though shes like super hot and nice otherwise. anyway this is just a bunch of drawings of him. i really like how the one of him in my INSANE hat turned out

santiago and null's joint slay... both of them LOVE to gossip with each other and its instrumental to how jamie and argyle make up (will go into detail when i finally figure out all the actual events of that). also andre and null on a hike bc andre is a biology major. i actually drew that while i was on a hike in red rock canyon heres proof

5. mostly just scribbling trying to get better at drawing santiago including more of him and null and his prime Jamie Comforting Tactic of just letting him chill between his wool and sweater. also two drawings of jamie just 4 fun i draw him and his stupid big eyes whenever im out of ideas

6. idk this is just silly stuff. i draw johnny manhandling jamie a lot and i promise you jamie LOVES being treated like a stuffed animal he thinks its SO FUN to be spun around and wiggled and shit. ferret adjacent. him and johnny have been friends since they were in like elementary school because of this. btw santiago does not usually look like that (only having wool on his head) he just has to shear his wool in the summer because having full wool in the flurrida heat is AWFUL

7. comic i drew at the laundromat LOL. takes place either shortly before OR shortly after andre and null get together. johnny mostly hates andre for being with null (shes jealous) (she wants null all to herself even though shes super noncommittal) (johnny get your shit together) BUT ALSO andre being kinda pretentious makes her want to chokeslam him. andre is talking about bird farming specifically because johnny's family are chicken farmers... ive had a lore post about everyone's families in my drafts for months but i cant finish it til my stylus is fixed TT

8. more nonsense. top left corner is a continuation of johnny being a hater. bottom drawings are just mindless jamie doodles. top right is argyle and jamie during their relationship, i cant decide if jamie had REALLY short hair during it or hair like this that's basically just his current hair without the yellow dye and tiny ponytail. whatever

[civilcodearticles]

ARTICLE 33. Marriages among Muslims or among members of the ethnic cultural communities may be performed validly without the necessity of marriage license, provided they are solemnized in accordance with their customs, rites or practices. (78a)

Republic vs. Tecaq

G.R. No. 229272

Nov 19, 2018

Facts:

The case involves the Republic of the Philippines (petitioner) and Gina P. Tecag (respondent).

Gina and Marjune B. Manaoat married on August 2, 2006, in La Trinidad, Benguet, after cohabiting for two years.

They initially worked in vegetable farming; Gina later found employment in Macau.

Gina attempted to secure job opportunities for Marjune, but he chose to invest in their farming instead.

Their communication decreased, and Gina discovered Marjune's infidelity.

Upon returning to the Philippines in 2009, Gina confronted Marjune, who insisted she stay abroad.

In 2010, Gina received a call from a woman claiming to live with Marjune and that they had a child together.

Gina alleged physical abuse from Marjune due to her inability to conceive.

On October 9, 2012, Gina filed a petition for the declaration of nullity of their marriage, citing Marjune's psychological incapacity.

The Regional Trial Court (RTC) granted the petition on January 20, 2014, declaring the marriage null and void ab initio.

The RTC found both parties psychologically incapacitated, supported by Professor Emma Astudillo-Sanchez's findings.

The Republic, through the Office of the Solicitor General, filed a motion for reconsideration, which was denied.

The Court of Appeals (CA) affirmed the RTC's decision on June 29, 2016, leading to a petition for review on certiorari by the Republic.

Issue:

Whether or not the decision of Court of Appels was proper.

Ruling:

The Supreme Court granted the petition, reversing the decisions of the Court of Appeals and the Regional Trial Court.

The Supreme Court emphasized the constitutional and statutory protection of marriage as a fundamental social institution.

Any doubts regarding the validity of marriage should favor its continuance.

The burden of proof for declaring a marriage null lies with the petitioner.

Psychological incapacity under Article 36 of the Family Code is a valid ground for nullity but must involve serious personality disorders that prevent fulfilling essential marital obligations.

Psychological incapacity must be characterized by gravity, juridical antecedence, and incurability.

[voidbears-oc-stash]

*Null has a minor panic attack!* Null: HOW!? HOW!? WHY! WHY NOW! WHY CAN'T THAT THING JUST DIE!? HOW MUCH MORE DO I NEED TO REPENT!? ALWAYS hunted by my OWN *BEEP*ING SHADOW!!!! *meanwhile Overdrive walks over to the pile of parts UVG'S crew gathered! a touches a head in the pile! a bit of his own flesh spreads to it! the eyes it its jawless head spring to TWISTED life! as more of Overdrive's infection starts leaking out from it! grabbing limbs and anchoring to a torso! the EVO mutant crawls out! as other heads follow suit!* Overdrive: stay behind! yer our fall back! ME and my new boys here're are going HUNTING! *the doors crack open on the crawler and Overdrive RUSHES out on all fours! going at speeds that'd make you SICK if ya saw! the EVO mutants follow suit! some running on two legs! some all fours! TEARING through the Void's "forests" after Dranon'n the others! *

Dranon goes as fast as he possibly can towards the farmer tribe's farms. He is quite quick!

[cendrillonmedousa]

A Brief Summary on Kiwifarms and Keffals, for Radblr

Kiwi Farms, formerly known as CWCki Forums, was a forum website that originated due to the fascination with Christian Weston Chandler, the creator of the comic Sonichu and who is currently awaiting trial for sexual battery against his mother who has deteriorating cognition due to her age. For an in-depth reason as to why Christian Weston Chandler became a fascination with people, here is the link to the ongoing documentary series.

The site changed its name once it became to branch out into discussing people that they saw as behaving just as eccentrically as Chandler, referring to them as lolcows (hence the farms in their name). The website talks in a manner similar to the "old internet", more specifically mannerisms from older 4chan. Lolcows are not exclusive to a certain political party, group, or identity. In order for a website like Kiwi Farms to take an interest in a person, they must fulfill the requirements of this term.

Stefan Blitz published an interesting read back in 2012 that references the reasons into why users such as those from Kiwi Farms would take an interest in an online figure: unwarranted self-importance; disturbing secrets, typically of a sexual nature; unhealthy obsessions; and a person's responsiveness to inflammatory comments.

For anything good you can say about the site (Kiwi Farms aided in archiving evidence against a group of animal and child abusers), there is something bad you can say about the website.

Because of how Kiwi Farms users speak, Kiwi Farms does not appear rules of conduct. However, the main rule I could find from accessing the site before its deletion was a rule to not engage with the people that they were discussing. I do not know how strict this rule is due to Null's previous engagements with Chandler, but the rule appears to have become stricter after Chandler was extorted by a group called the Idea Guys (see link to the documentary). Users do, however, doxx people of interest, and their common justification is either that the people of interest made their location public knowledge, such as Christian Chandler (or arguably Keffals in some certain incidents), or that the information is publicly accessible due to the existence of websites such as Facebook and the WhitePages. From that perspective, doxxing is viewed as an ethical problem rather than a legal problem.

In Regards to the Alleged Connection to Mass Shootings

The connection to a mass shooting is in reference to the Christchurch shooting in New Zealand. Users from New Zealand had archived the video footage that was streamed by the shooter's Facebook Live. New Zealand authorities contacted the administer of Kiwi Farms for the IP addresses of New Zealand users to prosecute for disturbing obscene materials, but Null had refused (in a rather rude manner).

Kiwi Farms and Suicide

The claim of the three suicides being related to Kiwi Farms is more complex. Of course, it is understandable people have an impression as these accountants as true when Kiwi Farms users are seen making fun of the claims.

The most common accountant revolves around a programmer named that went by the name Byuu or Near, who was best known for emulation of the N64. When a user had created a thread dedicated to Byuu's online footprint and controversies, the thread was interacted with irregularity until Byuu responded on 7 February, 2020, to his thread. He initially responded positively to the thread. However, Byuu would go on to e-mail Null to have his thread taken down, stating he planned to commit suicide if his request was denied. Here is a video I found with screenshots of the thread, as the .ru link is having technical issues, and here is a mirror of Null discussing Byuu on his livestream, Mad at the Internet. (Note: Again, Kiwi Farms speak is similar to the speak of Old Internet/4Chan. That includes Null).

Sagal's death is more complicated, as the behavior by Kiwi Farms users could have been a potential factor in their death, albeit not the main reason. Sagal was a video game developer who became known due to an incident with Indiegogo. Sagal started an Indiegogo on the premise the money would go to a shrapnel removal surgery. However, the website would remove their campaign under "suspicious activity," alleging when it was revealed the $35,000 was not for the surgery they stated. It would be confirmed that the funds went instead to gender reassignment surgeries. Years later, Sagal would sit down in Lownsdale Square and read a statement they wrote about homelessness and mental health. They would then doused themselves in a flammable liquid and set themself ablaze. After either a fire hydrant or fire extinguisher had been located (accountants had different reports on the item that doused the flames), a witness asked them why they had done the action. Before they died at the hospital due to injury, Sagal was reported to be in a state of shock, but it is alleged that they said their actions were because they were homeless and did not know what else to do. Their death has been suspected to be an example of the most extreme forms of political protest.

Like Sagal, Julie Terryberry's death was complicated. Dying at the age of 19, the focus on Kiwi Farms users' response to her online presence led to multiple outlets ignoring the role that predatory adult men took in the situation. It is confirmed that Julie Terryberry was isolated to the house of Mike Holland at the age of 18, but it suspected that Mike Holland had her in his home at a younger age. Mike Holland was age 28 at the time her thread was posted, with Julie having just turned 18. Mike Holland would have Julie residing in a cluttered shed, beat her during sex, and would also pressure her into camming. I will not be looking for an archive of her thread, as I believe it is likely that explicit photos of her are within the thread.

Who is Keffals?

Keffals is a Canadian internet streamer, known for a fixation with ratioing on Twitter. He became notorious after claiming he was the reason another streamer, Destiny, was banned from Twitch. His reason for advocating for the streamer's ban was due to his position on transgender male athletes in female sports during a live-streamed debate. If it is to be believed that Keffals is responsible, it would have been most likely due to Keffals having his follower base mass report Destiny from the website.

Last month, Keffals was swatted when an impersonator sent out a mass e-mail to Canadian politicians. Keffals' reaccounting of the incident would change when interviewed. Online, Keffals would say he had been woken up to a rifle in his face [0:00-0:06]. When interviewed by Global News, Keffals would say he had walked into the hallway where he first saw the assault rifle. Ontario authorities released a report which stated that officers had knocked on Keffals' door with guns pointed at the ground. The authorities would seize his electronics, which prompted his discord moderators to begin mass deleting.

Keffals would have his location doxxed by a female Kiwi Farms user when he posted pictures of his cats on his hotel bed. He would be doxxed a third time when he uploaded photos of food sent to his airbnb, despite being told that he was confirming his location by doing so. Keffals then announced plans to leave Canada for Ireland on stream, again with protest from supporters to not share this knowledge with them, which lead to his most recent doxx when he then also announced the name of the person he would be staying with.

The allegations of inappropriate interactions with underaged people by Keffals is in relation to him sponsoring the DIY HRT Directory, as well as his former Discord group known as "Catboy Ranch."

DIY HRT Directory

When accessing the DIY HRT Directory, you will scroll down and see the cautionary warning that the site does not provide medical advice and to seek advice from a qualified healthcare provider. However, statements made by those in relations to the website have indicated no disagreements with advertising the site to underaged persons.

Within the guide titled 'transfem,' it is noted that all forms of HRT will likely make the user infertile. If a user does become infertile, it will likely be irreversible. Other notable side effects can include blood clots, dehydration, B12 deficiency, depression, liver toxicity, and lung toxicity. After the section about side effects, it goes into a section titled 'Homebrewed vs. Overseas.' Although they acknowledge that medicine produced by pharmeutical companies have less inherent risks to consuming, the section then reads, "If you want to acquire DIY injections that aren’t prohibitively expensive/difficult to source, homebrewed injections are the only options available" (DIY HRT Directory). Finally, Sourcing/Dosing goes into detail on how to "do-it-yourself" for hormone-replacement therapy.

Curiously, the guide titled 'transmasc' does not have a section for side effects. It is much shorter than the other guide, which makes it go into do-it-yourself instructions much quicker. It does mention the legality of testosterone in passing, though.

Catboy Ranch

Catboy Ranch was a Discord server ran by Keffals and other adults. The twitter account for the server is believed to be have ran by Keffals at some point. The imagery around Catboy Ranch was inherently sexual in nature, as were the conversations and content within the server. Allegations include illicit materials from minors, sexually explicit conversations between minors and adults, and sending petplay collars to users which have a subset of minors in the userbase. It is still debatable if Keffals was one of the adults who actively engaged with the minors on Catboy Ranch or if Keffals was one of the adults who refused to take action against what they were witnessing. Either way, it shows that Keffals is irresponsible at best and malicious at work.

[redstoneflux]

my headcanon thoughts on the new folks MODDED EDITION

Sunny (he/it/ze)

I'm sorry but to me ze looks like ze would unironically enjoy gregtech

The reason why large chunks of the world have no ore and dirt instead of stone is because he needs ore and sets up rftools builders everywhere

Likes to go fishing while waiting for its several fusion reactors and high end electric blast furnaces to process things

Floating scifi looking base mostly composed of sheetmetal, plastic and glass

Kai (he/she)

Resident thaumaturge and number one cause of flux and taint

Actively uses warping equipment but counteracts it by visiting Makena's base ever so often and brewing some Brews of Sane Thoughts

Hates pipes and jars, uses Thaumic Energistics to transport essentia.

Guess what she uses to power the aforementioned AE network. That's it, a heat generator powered by automated alumentum

Base is a floating mage tower in the End

Makena (she/ey)

Botanist and manaworker

Not amazing at redstone, compensates with Integrated Dynamics knowledge

Dabbles a bit in Astral Sorcery as well, but not much. Always has an Illumination wand on her

Uses a Void Miner for all her resources, powers it with a Mana Fluxfield

Base made up of floating islands with vibrant and colorful vegetation. Often sacrifices setup efficiency to make the whole thing look pretty

Zuri (they/them)

Just wants to farm and cook for Herobrine's sake

Favorite food is corned beef breakfast

The only magic/tech mod they're into is Roots and even then they just mostly use it to get crops and meat more easily

Lives in a small mud brick shack surrounded by several chunks of nicely squared farms

Efe (any pronouns)

Enjoys less well known mods like Embers, Wizardry and Arcane Archives a lot

Owns an absolutely huge smeltery where they process the massive amounts of ore they manually mine (tinker's construct hammer + pickaxe + dank/null/)

Builder of absolutely beautiful underground bases

Ari (she/her)

Just wants to kill bosses and stuff

Give her a tartaric gem and a sentient sword and she'll have it filled up in no time at all

Very proficient with bows, her favorite is a tinker's treated wood-restonia longbow with max speed that she crafted herself

Main base is in the Twilight Forest but she has a smaller one in the Betweenlands too

Noor (ze/ae)

Tech mod enjoyer but mostly a fan of the Thermal series and Immersive Engineering

Redstone genius

Dabbles in some Blood Magic as well

Base is an airship with a red wool balloon

[cabezadeperro]

@clonecumber​ hi!! sorry, it got long so i decided to make it a post.

disclaimer: i don’t like kal skirata, and i wrote my master's and bachelor's thesis on gothic lit, so that's kind of where my brain goes all the time and i know way too much to be normal about it.

while you could argue that the clones generally speaking are very easy to analyse and engage with from a gothic horror point of view (the double is one of THE classic gothic tropes, ffs), i think that in the case of the nulls things get more complicated and more interesting and more gothic, because you have to take into account kal skirata’s everything.

the gothic as a mode and a genre is incredilby hard to define: you have classic gothic, with its incestuous families and southern european castles and its depraved monks and its ghosts, and then there’s. idk. dracula and frankenstein and interview with the vampire and we have always lived in the castle and so on and so forth, but some of the more common themes are: family and the home as prison and safe place, alterity and what it means, the returning past, and boundaries and their permeability.

skirata’s main obsession is family. family is incredibly important for him: he wants a clan to call his own, and he wants his clan to be and live in very specific ways. a farm-fort on mandalore, every single member and their wives and children under its roof, etc.

his first wife left him because she was “too foreign” and therefore she refused to understand and submit to mandalorian tradition, and his children chose their mother over him. skirata then decides to adopt the nulls, and they replace the family he thinks failed him, because that’s how he sees it and the way we’re supposed to see it as well--even if kt halfheartedly attempts to show the other point of view in order to make him seem more complicated and tortured.

and then you have the nulls. strange little boys created in a lab using the best parts of a man kal skirata admires despite himself, jango fett; someone who’s considered to be the best at what they do (the best mando beroya and the former mand’alor, to boot). and they’re alone and vulnerable, so of course he swoops in and adopts them and proceeds to make sure they will never leave him. at first because they can’t: they need him, and he’s in a position of power over them; and then they just won’t, even if they’re all to some degree aware about the kind of man kal skirata is, and the way he sees them (it’s pretty incredible, how many times skirata says the nulls are psychotic and insane and uncontrollable).

like all clones, the nulls are the uncanny doppelgangers of a man who’s already dead, and like all clones, they embody this dead man’s revenge; they’re jango fett’s ghosts enacting his will. returning past, eat your heart out, etc.

and then there’s the family stuff. skirata sees the nulls as his sons; that means they’re his. the nulls see themselves the same way. i think that for them he’s both prison and safe place? they’re alive because of him and i think that he loves them, but his love is very conditional and they know it. them remaining a part of skirata’s family implies complying with his worldview; they can’t be too other, or they’ll lose him.

i could go on and on but this already got long enough sorry lmao. i hope it makes sense!!!!!

[catbountry]

I saw that post telling people to block you because you were a KF mod and followed you lmao. I don’t have an account but I’ve been lurking pretty hard for a few years now

I try to stay out of the heavily politcal forums because they quickly tend to fuck me off. What happened with Null? He always struck me as a fairly decent guy

Null is, like most people, complex. I have given him a lot of credit for his work trying to help Chris-chan, which was one of the biggest reasons I never wrote him off completely and was convinced that he was not entirely bad. But this is also a guy who, in a post detailing his dilemma between continuing to keep the site up and quitting to have his desired tradwife with multiple children, felt the need to say that single parents and gay parents cannot properly raise children and that children raised by those families have a higher rate of becoming criminals. You know, that type of shit. This was a completely unnecessary tangent to the point he was trying to make about how much the site was eating into his life, but he felt the need to make it anyway, just because.

His handling of the request from the New Zealand police to take down the footage of the Christchurch shooting also probably did more to draw in Christchurch shooter fanboys, who infected the thread on the situation. While Null was legally within his rights to deny this request, he did so in the most inflammatory way possible, and I don’t think it’s a coincidence that after he posted his open letter to the NZ police, calling New Zealand a “shithole country” among other things, that you had more posts in support of the massacre. There was one post I remember responding to in which the poster was mad that the shooter didn’t kill himself afterwards or die in a shootout, because then he would have been more of a martyr for the cause and he wouldn’t do damage to it by, say, having one of his cringey letters from jail posted to the Farms, exposing him for the fucking edgelord loser he is. This poster was mad… because the shooter made the cause of white nationalism and his plans to start a race war though accelerationism via gun control laws… look bad. Like, bruh.

For me, I feel like Null’s reluctance to do anything about these people, even though he knew they were a problem in the community and they were driving away many of the old guard users, spoke a lot about his character. I felt afraid to ban any of these people for being fucking idiots because I thought I’d get shit for overstepping my bounds as a mod. I know Null felt very strongly about First Amendment protections; I do as well, and it’s probably one of the only bits of common ground we share politically. But at the same time, by creating an environment where merely challenging these guys feels more and more like a lost cause because they keep coming in, well, it’s not exactly conducive to free and open discussion, now is it?

This approach worked a lot better when the forum was smaller, where the community itself would dogpile upon these type of posters to make fun of them. Yes, they would be allowed to say the shit they wanted to say, but they always had pushback from the userbase. Hell, we had an entire subforum dedicated to at least one flavor of the types of users that made the site less tolerable, that being the Manosphere subforum. These were in the days where Null was less overtly political. As Null began to more openly espouse his opinions on topics outside of the realm of free speech, it acted as sort of a signal to these potential posters that they’d be welcome here, because, well, the admin shared a lot of their racist and homophobic views.

I should also note that Null is often mistakenly attributed as being the founder of the Farms; he wasn’t, though he was head admin when Kiwi Farms changed its name from the CWCki Forums. The original founder was a user named Champthom, who from what I’ve seen, seems pretty chill, but either couldn’t or didn’t want to be in charge of keeping the site running. Null had experience from 8chan in running a site, and in the early days, Null did try and keep his politics to himself, which allowed the forum to not be very hostile when discussing politics. I remember many users saying that this was a benefit to the Farms in the early days, as they felt like they could express opposing opinions without feeling like Internet Bloodsports… which hadn’t even become a thing yet. Boy, that candle burnt bright and fizzled out quickly, huh?

After Trump got elected, Null just kept getting bolder and bolder with expressing his views, like when Null practically welcomed self-proclaimed and proud fascist Weev into his own thread with open arms. There’s a lot of free speech advocates who view Weev as something of a martyr due to his time in prison (it’s also worth noting that Weev became a fascist in prison, while under the protection of the Aryan Nation), but when I asked Weev about his conflict of interest in advocating for absolute freedom of speech while also wanting a fascist government, Weev flat-out stated that freedom of speech was little more than a means to an end for him before spewing a bunch of nonsense about the fall of Rome or some shit I didn’t even ask about. Null, to his credit, has begrudgingly allowed threads on people who he would prefer didn’t have threads and doesn’t see as lolcows (like Emily Youcis, who he definitely has or at least had a crush on), but he makes sure to complain about it in those threads. By that point, I felt like I was managing a bunch of threads and felt that, should I leave, that those mini communities might fall apart. I could have left at any time, but didn’t, because I kept inventing reasons in my head about why things might get worse if I left. I felt like I was one of the few voices willing to challenge these points of view. This was all me doing this to myself, though. Null never forced or pressured me into staying. And as I’ve said before, he accepted my resignation quite gracefully, and dissolved the Tumblr subforum upon my departure, since that subforum was the main one I managed.

Null has done some good things, like helping Chris out after the house fire, or getting him out of the grasp of the Idea Guys. Null also regularly likes to drop slurs in his posts and make some jokes that are pretty nnnnyyyeehhhh, but as soon as two dudes on YouTube try and make fun of a pitiful apology from a zoosadist, he fucking loses his shit because that’s just too far. At first I used to just attribute a lot of his actions due to him just being a *chan edgelord libertarian dude. He’s fallen deeper and deeper into the siren song of the trad dream, however, but he also will never be able to attain it so long as he keeps the site up. He knows this. He’s said as much himself. But he keeps the site up and running out of spite, because he knows a lot of people, including a lot of very bad, nasty people, would celebrate when it shuts down. He almost did shut the site down on the day of Trump’s inauguration due to threats his mother was getting, but it came back up in a month.

A part of me looks at Null helping Chris, or Null’s very personal and intense involvement in covering the zoosadist leaks, and I think he is capable of doing a lot of good. That part of Null I admire. But it’s really hard to say that he’s a decent guy when he sees a clip of Stephen Colbert making fun of Emily Youcis being fired from her job as the Pistachio Girl for the fucking vile, racist shit she said on social media and his response is to call Colbert a “kike.” Like Jesus, dude. You even got the man’s ethnicity wrong; he’s Irish. I know he hasn’t been that funny for a long time but god damn.

I’ve said a lot about Null here, and a lot of my criticisms of him, and admittedly, I feel a twinge of regret for it because despite all these disagreements and clashes we had, he still seems to have some respect for me for some reason. I mean, I was a jannie for like five years; I did this for free. It’s very strange. I don’t wish to make an enemy out of him, but he’s a big boy, I’m sure he can handle some criticism on the internet, and I think I’ve been more generous than some people would prefer. Realistically I don’t think he’d be too miffed but, you know. Anxiety and all.

Also, if nothing else, Null making Ethan Ralph’s life even more of a living hell is pretty funny. Unlike Null, I have absolutely nothing nice to say about Ethan Ralph at all. That man is scum of the earth and I will gladly watch from the sidelines as Null’s continued existence torments Ralph, who is already tormenting himself enough with literally every single decision he has made and will continue to make in his life. I know it’s not much of an accomplishment to be a better person than The Gunt, it’s a pretty low bar, but between the dude who was willing to help Chris-chan out of multiple situations with trolls and even raise money to send him to a brony con, and the dude who recorded Chris-chan on his livestream to try and get an interview with him solely for clout and to get back at the first guy, I will side with the first dude. That’s just me, though.

[occasionally-victor]

Assigning some Ferry's songs to Last Life characters

I just happened to listen a lot of Ferry while brainrotting LL and now you have to deal with it

Some of those more about just the vibe of the song, some have fitting lyrics, you know the drill

RAPID TRANSIT - This song can be pretty much about all red lifers (like, overall), but if i had to choose only one as the most fitting to this song, i would pick Joel. Not really much explanations here, it just works in my head.

Mr Fox And The Disheartened Girl - Oh, this one is Martyn for sure. To be more specific, i think this song kinda fits the whole Watcher lore thing (obviously with Watcher as mr Fox and Martyn as the girl (without, like, wanting to die part)). Plus, i really like "This game is tearing myself and my world from the//Inside" part in regards of him.

The Faulty Feline Philosophy - Definitely Scar, in fact, this song was literally my first thought after i watched his session 5 video. "For the first time I felt pure excitement//At the limitless prospect of the mad//Adventures to be had | The counter's set to number 9//I'm feeling so alive" - well uh change 9 to 6 (because thats how many lives Scar got at the start which is max amount of lives you could get at the start bla bla you already know that), this goes hard. "With my flesh all torn to shreds//I see the number tick to null//I guess there was a certain death//I failed to take into account" - this part goes both for his final death (obviously, "number tick to null") and at the same time for him turning red at the end of 5th session (at the start of that session he had 7 lives, so having only 1 at the end is really not that different from having none.)

The rest under the cut.

DEAD HAND - Oooh this one is 4th-7th session Grian&Mumbo, i listened to DH far too many times after 4th session (and then after 5th. and then after 6th. and then- im a sad man). The song sounds very "something goes wrong and everything is catastrophically crumbling down and ends badly" which is. Very the vibes i getting from them. "The grave is all too lonely without your sickly body by my side" - lord almighty; "What a shame, you may call it senseless//But I am now devoid of what I would call//"The hindrance of love"" - goes very well with Grian becoming red after The Ghast Farm Incident; "Greetings from the underworld" - i feel sick im so normal about the whole "We can still be friends" bit. "A vision of you fades away like a mirage//Oh, it's a beautiful catastrophe" - woo hoo Grian got a life and became yellow again , the boys are reunited- what is it, the 6th sesession, Mumbo is boogey, everything happens, Mumbo is red now, its barely the start of the session. YEP beautiful catastrophe. ""Oh, this is all wrong!"//But I don't mind at all//Turn up the volume//Execute the protocol//You know it's M.A.D//And it's all about to blow" - "We can still be friends" bit? That part where Mumbo basically blew up pretty big chunk of Southlands? Dare i say, that part of 7th session that ended up in Grian permakilling Jimmy and Mumbo? i feel sick ("M.A.D" is Mutually Assured Destruction, we do not look at what it is irl (because we already ignoring here the whole what is Dead Hand system, we just doing some "haha those funky lyrics fits blockman stuff"), we just taking the phrase and run with it okay?) "What an unfortunate way to end this show//I shed a tear as you vanish in the snow" - just end me already.

through me to you - This one feels like BigB&Cleo (more BigB, than Cleo, but you get me) post BigB murdering Cleo. This song has that bittersweet and nostalgic vibe, "reminds of the things i've lost and won't ever be able to get back, things i regret, things i wish i'd done differently" (quote from comments under the song, it explained my thoughts very well and i suck at explaining my thoughts myself)

I hate it! - This one is Tango (6th-8th session). It sounds like an anger you can't do anything about, some sort of frustration. There isnt really any lyrics to point out (ok, kinda lying, "And in the end just one sorry note sorry note escapes my throat" is kinda fun in relation to the sounds of rage that Tango made after being murdered by Bdubs), the song just fits him pretty well imo.

Hack Writer - OK. LET'S PREFACE IT WITH ONE THING - I COMPLETELY (98%) IGNORED THE LYRICS english is not my first language its easy for me. That's not what i usually do, i'm all for fitting lyrics, but my brain heard the music spinning and whirling (idk how to really explain it) and went - yeah, that does give off some red life Mumbo vibes. Here's instrumental for that song.

hardbass night - I can't really explain why, but this song gives off huge Pearl vibe. Trust me, I'm russian (/hj). Plus, it's fun to assign a song, that is basically some sort of trashy rave music to a person, who blew up someone in a dancing room.

dopamine_machine - This one is also red life Mumbo. "Oh, this one is completely different vibe from Hack Writer-" well that's because now i look at him in the context of Grian&Mumbo storyline ("You’re running lemonade at thirty-six degrees centigrade//Inside your lemon veins//And your heart’s a lemon grenade" lemon(ade) -> yellow -> well, who was yellow when Mumbo was red? Just end me-). "And feel the taste of lead//Again, my friend" - ok the definition of "lead" in the song is supposed to be "metal" one, but since "lead" also means some sort of winning position, we are taking it instead. Something something these lyrics (the whole outro tbh) fitting to Mumbo being permakilled by Grian something something yes, i heard "my friend" part and went absolutely bonkers.

Bonus:

Occam's razor - This one is Grian&Mumbo again. i talk about them a lot here. not my problem tho. Starting with the whole Verse 1 ("So, I see, I found myself pinned up against another//Impenetrable wall//No, it won't take long at all//Short talk and go, don't look so shocked, come on!//It's fine//And even though I think this could be our goodbye//There's defiance in your eyes//Ah, of course, it must be pitiful to see someone with a face like this//Even if that somebody is me...") and, fuck it, the Chorus after ("It's a dead-end endeavor, it's time you understood//That this whole situation won't bring you any good!//Oh, I know that your heart's beating faster than it should//But I can't let you in - wouldn't even if I could") - Ghast Farm incident-"We can still be friends" bit goes brrrrr. "But I can't let you in, even though I wish I could" from songs outro just hurts me here on emotional level.

message lost - This one is Etho&Bdubs. I can't even explain the feeling that this song gave me, and why is it so them. It's just fits.

[guess what, its 17.10.2022 and its a lil update time, because brainrot staying strong fellas]

Convergence - take a wild guess. Yeah it's Grian&Mumbo (im not really over them lmao) , specifically 5-7 session vibes. ill spare myself and just put some fitting lyrics lmao: "Too naive to run on the edge of the knife//This is the worst [BEST] mistake I [YOU] could make in [YOUR] my life//To spark a flame I was [YOU WERE] never meaning to light//I never wanted to [YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO NOT] ignite//A losing fight//[RIGHT?]" || "So now that we are caught in a candid shot//And I know it’s all my fault//My blood’s running cold, yet//The air is getting hot//Every single word hits another nasty spot" || "As I've anticipated//Looks like your sense of decency has long degraded//But don’t forget with whom you are associated//Which sounds unfair, but fair play is overrated" || "It’s not about the strength, it’s about where you strike//You see, by now I’ve got no more dust left to bite//I’ve weaponized my helpless spite//Now how about that pride of yours?"

Ferry Medley // 22 Song Vocaloid Medley (by tart) - i just like that medley :]

[clonecumber]

B-but they don't HAVE to kill the roba? They can just keep them as pets and have a plant farm. Please don't make Ordo see his baby roba die. 🥺

First of all, thank you for sending this ask <3

Second of all, anything can happen that you want, honestly! It's Fantasy Space Land, and if you don't want the roba to die, they don't have to die. Simple as that. Ordo can be #1 Roba Dad in our hearts and strike fear into the country side with his Fierce Roba Ad Army. I would personally love for Ordo to get to have a pet he loves and have nothing bad happen to them, ever, you know? I’m less sure if I really think of Ordo as a pet person, but I’m all for letting Ordo have good things. I would absolutely pick that scenario if that’s what I needed from my fiction at the moment, and if that’s what you want to see in yours, by all means. Go wild!

Personally, though (and just personally), I prefer this scenario in the way I understand it best, which is that Ordo is going to have to make peace with the necessity of it, and I really like the idea of a narrative that has him having to get there. I appreciate it best when I think that he’s someone people wouldn’t expect to have these problems, but that he might get attached despite himself, that it might take him under the ribs anyway, and how he and everyone else has to deal with that. And killing an animal you’ve taken care of all its life is a hard thing when you haven’t been raised to it! That’s true for people in general, and the clones have all been bred and trained for the ability to attach, too, and humans have never been limited to other human-shaped creatures in that regard. I just like when a plot-point continues to apply even in situations where it’s inconvenient, you know? (So the Nulls especially being prone to getting overly attached to the stock animals is something you will need to pry out of my cold dead hands.) I appreciate the idea that the people around him will be gentle with him while he adapts, even if he’s maybe not gentle with himself, and definitely if he’s not expecting gentleness, and I appreciate that Ordo probably wouldn’t ever lose his own gentle compassion for his animals, even as he learns how to care for them and then let them go. I want to see him learn where that balance is. His family needs to eat, and that matters to Ordo in particular quite a bit, I think. He’s a caretaker. It’s what he does. He’s not going to ever enjoy or look forward to killing his animals, but I can see him learning to treat it with an air of respect, compassion, and gratefulness, and that matters to me.

(He can have three space pigs, though. As a treat. Fi dubs them the Squad. Ordo doesn’t realize that includes him.)

[bots-basket]

Safety in Numbers #5

{ Tw: Fighting/Violence also this is another long chapter ^^💦 }

Lance watched in Awe as the giant feline stood in between the girl and the Out of control Wolf. How... how did he summon that? It wasn’t like any Negati or Personal creature he’s ever created or unleashed.. Everything about it stood out. And Not to mention that Orb in its chest.. the same kind of orb that was laying next to the child giving off similar softer glows.

Yet it was undeniable from him- as He felt a steady stream of his power leaving him to somehow Power that Beast.. He had underestimated the visitor and the mysterious power she actually held. Even so- He’d have to get her out of harms way without getting caught in the crossfire of the two Titans.

Bass’s Tail gently flicked from side to side as he watched Barktholomew’s Movements carefully- staying on guard for when the wolf-hound decided to make its first move. Usually Bass wouldn’t be bothered with wasting his time fighting random blokes who just so happen to cross his path.. But This Mangey Mutt attempted to harm HIS Master. And for that, He shall surely pay dearly for his actions.

It Didn’t take long for the awaited moment to come as the Wolf gave its final warning howl before it charged the feline at full speed and tried to trounce him into the ground. Bass gave a large snarl and unsheathed his claws as he jumped into the attempted tackle.

He was quick to wrap his arms around the hounds shoulders and Twisted his Body Midair- using the force to Flip his opponent over and Send him into the ground instead. Bass Landed on his Paws and gave a Hiss to the downed dog, warning him to back down as his tail lashed from side to side.

Barktholomew was down but definitely not out. In an instance the Wolf sent up rounded pillars from out of the platform that knocked into the feline and sent him off balance for a moment. But it didn’t take him long to gather his bearings and use the platforms to his Advantage aswell. Like creating a climbing mechanism would put a damper on a Panther’s Attacks. Yeah right.

With Ease Bass clawed his way to the top of a pillar and chased after the hound, who was currently trying to launch him with the pillars into the null void around the floating platform. Barktholomew was pretty powerful, Bass would give him that. But he wasn’t very good with planning ahead. Not to mention he’s totally at a disadvantage against him~ Funny how the tables have turned between dog and cat.

While The two Were distracted, Lance took the opportunity to get closer to Rosie. He landed beside her and checked her over for any injuries or trauma. Thankfully she had only passed out, which made sense considering everything that’s happening- not to mention she’s probably been running for a while.

He placed all the little orbs back into her pockets before gently slipping his Hands under her and lifted her up into his arms. It was probably best if he just carried her like this and keep his tentacles free, just incase he needed to defend themselves. Speaking of which- He felt a sudden Strong gust of wind whirl around the area, nearly knocking himself into a whirlwind. He sunk his tentacles into the platform and did his best to shield her from the strong winds as he glanced back over to the two fighting.

Barktholomew had Lost its patience with Bass when The feline managed to land yet another blow, this time slashing his claws on its Face. Now the Wolf was mad. And it was going to make this Annoying Cat disappear just like how it’s Farm did. Channeling its Power into one large attack, it created a Tornado so big it covered the entire platform.

Bass had to literally dig his claws into the ground to keep from flying away! And since he couldn’t move, Barktholomew took advantage of it and began to throw mini tornadoes at him, the force of each hitting him feeling like a punch. And the worse part is that he had no choice but to take the hits since he had no way of attacking back.

Lance couldn’t just sit there and do nothing. He May Not know how or why this creature was created with his Power, but he did know that both it and The Little visitor was now his responsibility. And Since He unleashed Barktholomew in the first place, he’ll assist this ‘Galaxy Negati’ in defeating this powered up version.

He gingerly shifted the girl into one arm and used the other now freed arm to focuse on creating an Energy Ball. It didn’t come out a big as he wanted it too, but it would still get the job done neither the less. He pulled back his arm and focused on a particular Area on Barktholomew and Fired the Blast. Despite the raging winds- Lance’s Shot stayed true to its Target as it Hit Barktholomew- Sending him to clutch its side and cringe at the pain.

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Bass’s Optics widened as he saw the Wolf take the blow then clutch his side. He immediately turned his helm to Lance and Rosie, His Ears and Tail flapping rapidly in the wind as he seemed surprised to see the Negati Master Actually stepping in to assist him. As If on Cue Lance shouted out something to him- Which Caused Bass to immediately catch on to what he was planning.

“ That’s his Weak Point!”

Bass didn’t hesitate to make his move. With a Glint in his Optics, He unsheathed his Back claws and let his Body get lifted into the wind halfway. His tail then did something unusual. It began to separate into section and a purplish liquid flowed from the Mindcore in his chest- all the way down into his tail. And then, He Let go of the ground; Letting himself get sucked into the Tornado- Much to both Lance and Barktholomew’s surprise.

But before the winds could send Lance And Rosie After him, The Feline Appeared once more- Emerging from a Portal that looked similar to that of Lance’s Bout Portal, And took his Opponent once more by surprise. With One Good Slash he Send the Wolf Propelling into the ground, Knocking him out cold.

As soon As Barktholomew was down, the Winds died down aswell. Bass Huffed slightly as he stood before the Wolf who was now unconscious on the floor. His Ears perked up as he heard Lance let out a sigh of relief as he removed his tentacles from the platform floor.

The Feline turned to the Negati Master and gingerly crept over to him, an obvious sign he was still a little unsure about him. Lance watched Bass head over to him as his piercing eyes watched him carefully. He might’ve listened to him in the battle, but this cat was still very unpredictable.

Bass’s Tail Flicked slightly as his Eyes landed on The unconscious girl in Lances arms, and then to the Negati master himself. They stood there looking at eachother for a few moments before Bass simply just leaned over and Picked up Rosie by her hoodie, and straight outta Lances arms.

Lance was once again taken aback by this felines bold actions as Bass was basically just holding The visitor like how a cat would hold a Kitten. But before Lance could say anything about it- Yet another Bang was heard. This time more closeby than before. A small puff of pinkish smoke had appeared around Barktholomew, and it gave out a long and Loud howl as the area around it began to change. The sky darkened into an pinkish purple and the platform they were on was steadily getting smaller..

Bass didn’t waste anytime. Now that he had his master safe and sound close to him, he wasn’t going to risk another tussle. He made a break for it and dashed towards the edge of the platform. A portal similar to the one he used before appeared at the edge of the platform.. but something was wrong. He felt suddenly felt very tired.. and then he couldn’t feel anything at all. Glancing down he saw that the energy that was keeping him together was rapidly disappearing.

Panicking about his masters Safety, he instinctively threw her into the portal with whatever part of him was still left- before it completely disappeared, leaving only his Simple Mindcore on the floor to be left to fate. Thankfully, Fate would be a lot kinder to him As Lance scooped up the Mindcore.

This Place has become more unstable than Lance would like to admit. And as much as he wanted to find out about that BANG, he didn’t have the energy.. he could barely float. This troublesome little orb had leeched quite a lot of power from him, and he wanted some answers. Not to mention he had to make sure that the visitor is okay.

So before things could get much worse, he followed after her through the portal.

——-

Once the Negati Master had Left, The Area, and Barktholomew themselves had changed. Everything looked like a warped version of what once was. The fields was withered and purple.. everything looked dead and destroyed.. it looked as if the once beautiful area had turned into a barren wasteland. And standing before it all was the same Man from before. He had a amused look on his face as he held a withered flower in his Hand.

“ Quite the interesting garden you have here.”

He hummed as he turned to the one standing beside him. It looked like a warped mixture between a few of the supposed ‘residents’ of this area and Barktholomew himself, except he wore a Scratched Wolf Mask over his face...

“ Come, we have new friends to make.”

The man spoke to the masked beast, who obediently followed after him and his group of suspicious characters.

———

Rosie was laying beneath a tree as a bunch of brightly colored Tim’s surrounded her, cooing and chirping worriedly as she didn’t make any attempts of waking up. They seemed to calm down a little bit as a Larger figure loomed over her and simply scooped her up into his arms.

Balan looked down to the girl as she slightly stirred, trembled under his touch. His big golden eyes looked down To her softly as he whispered to himself with concern.

“ Oh little one.. what happened to you..?”

[irrfahrer]

Wookiepedia on Healing Plants

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Senoti The senoti was a species of tree native to the Outer Rim world New Canistel. The deep-rooted trees required an alkaline soil in which to grow, and produced a sap that was used for medicinal purposes. The trees were also found off New Canistel, with a small number growing wild on Endor. These were believed by Xenoarborists to be survivors from two Canistel AgriStar freighters that were lost in the Moddell sector. Endor's native Ewoks regarded the tree as holy due to its healing properties, and in 3 ABY, the Warrick family of Ewoks used senoti sap in a medicine administered to the shipwrecked youngling, Cindel Towani. Several senoti trees also grew in the Xenobotanical Garden of Garqi; however, these were burnt down during the first year of the Yuuzhan Vong War. The senoti was a species of tree.Mature senoti had brown, rough, gnarled bark, and could reach a girth several times that of an Ewok.The trees grew deep roots and required alkaline soil in order to thrive. Senoti seeds planted in acidic soil only grew into scrubby plants, if they survived at all. The senoti produced a watery sap, which had analgesic properties and could quell fevers. Kelari Lily The Kelari Lily was a rare Flower that could be used to treat battlefield injuries.Lorren Morrick sent a rebel patrol out to find Kelari Lilies because her medical supplies were running short.

Nysillin Nysillin, also known as sillum, or nysillim, was a healing herb grown as a common crop plant across the galaxy. On the planet Felucia, it was harvested by Casiss's farming village during the Clone Wars. Hondo Ohnaka's gang of pirates threatened the village into giving away a portion of the herbs, a portion they could not afford to give up, so Casiss hired a group of bounty hunters to fight them. They were soon joined by the Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano, who trained the Felucians to fight for themselves, prompting Ohnaka to give up.

Ice Mushrooms Ice mushrooms were found on various planets throughout the galaxy, including Neshtab. It appeared to have healing or analgesic properties, at least in Humans.  Greybush The Greybush was a ground hugging bush native to the planet Dathomir. The Singing Mountain Clan used leaves of this herbal plant for their healing properties while the Nightsisters used them to cause harm. Redweed Redweed was a fern with a distinctive red coloration native to the planet Dathomir. The Singing Mountain Clan used leaves of this herbal plant for their healing properties while the Nightsisters used them to cause harm.

Lesset Plant Lesset plant was a broad-leafed red-veined plant native to the planet Dathomir. The Singing Mountain Clan used leaves of this herbal plant for their healing properties while the Nightsisters used them to cause harm. It could often be found in the dense forests at the bottom of many valleys.

Ongmuel Plant The Ongmuel plant was a herbal plant with leaves that resembled dangling spiders native to the planet Dathomir. The Singing Mountain Clan used leaves of the Ongmuel plant for their healing properties while the Nightsisters used them to cause harm.

Rinor Rinor was a herbal plant with blade-like leaves native to the planet Dathomir. The Singing Mountain Clan used Rinor leaves for their healing properties while the Nightsisters used them to cause harm.

Barenth Healing Plant The Barenth healing plant was a endangered, natural, healing plant from Barenth. When a Ho'Din healer named Baji came to Barenth, he encountered them in an ancient laboratory. He observed them and tried to stay to continue observation and to eventually use them for healing purposes. Unfortunately, an earthquake struck and Baji was forced to leave. He grabbed some of them and left. Later, he came back only to find the sanctuary crushed. The plants were not destroyed, but badly contaminated. Baji had made a tough decision; he decided that for all his life, he would stay and help the remaining plants.

Savarium Herb The savorium herb was a kind of plant made by the Ithorian botanist Zorneth and another botanist, a Human named Klorr Vilia. When eaten, it would replace one's mind with nothing but peace and joy, and would give the consumer a new sense of submission and lack of inhibitions. Those under the influence of the herb were often referred to as Smilers due to the perpetual grins on their faces. It is said to be given the term "slave drug" considering slavers, pirates and other criminal personnel would have favored its mind-altering abilities.After Klorr had tried it, Zorneth wanted to mass-produce it so everyone would be happy. However, Vilia sacrificed himself to destroy all of the savorium herbs.There were rumors of savorium herb still existing, involving secret harvesting plantations in the galaxy, but it was unproved.

Viptiel Viptiel was a plant native to Nal Hutta. It was known for its therapeutic properties to the X'Ting for its hormone-balancing effects during that species' transition from one gender to the other; however, very few could afford it. Vippits also used viptiel as a medicinal supplement, especially during their mating periods. Twin-Scented Natterbloom The Twin-Scented Natterbloom was a rare medicinal herb native to the planet Talus. The plant exuded a pungent smell in its early growth, which changed during blooming season when the herb gave off a sweet citrus scent.The Drall hoped that the Natterbloom may prove to be a cure of an ancient Drall disease, the Balding Sickness. Some victims resisted bacta treatment, forcing the Drall to search for alternate solutions. With the help of the local Dearic Garden Club and a helpful spacer, the Drall ambassador to Talus Champhra Biahin was able to procure a sample of the Twin-Scented Natterbloom for further research.

Luna Weed Luna-weed was a plant native to Aduba-3. If chewed, it could produce delusional effects in the user. It gave rise to the phrase "chewing the luna-weed" when referring to someone who was acting crazy.

Guroot Guroot was a type of plant that could be grinded into powder and consumed. Many beings believed that consuming powdered guroot was good for one's health. Pommwomm Pommwomm plants were a hot-world shrub native to the Sif'kric system's inner planet. If they were properly processed within thirty hours of picking, they could be made into at least eight different medicinal substances, and at least sixteen different natural flavorings. Export of pommwomm plants made up about 20% of the Sif'kric economy.

Grey Gabaki A plant named for its drab color when dried, Grey Gabaki gives off a light and relaxing smoke when burned. It is commonly used in cantinas, but some merchants also burn it to make store fronts a more relaxing environment for customers.

Star Urchin Quill "Star urchin quills" was the name given by Ewok shamans to the venomous quills of the fftssfft, a species of semi-sapient plants also known as the "dandelion warriors." Despite their potentially lethal nature, those star-shaped quills could be used in traditional Ewok medicine.

Santherian TenHo Root Santherian tenho-root was a plant whose extract was also a potent drug. It was often used by abusers who desired a sense of escapism. When taking the drug, users often described it's effects as similar to that of watching a sunset.The extract was immensely effective on Falleen, who would experience intense psychotropic attacks after taking it.

Algarine Torve Weed Algarine torve weed was a kind of plant native to the Algaran system and could be used as a synthetic mood enhancer.

Relkass The Relkass sentinel plant was one of many cacti native to the planet of Relkass.The sentinel plant only bloomed during the planet's dry season. It also contained a chemical compound, which acted as a powerful narcotic. Even small amounts of the compound could drive a Draagax into a horrible madness.

Behot Behot was a species of herb that grew on the planet Mandalore. The herb was citrus-flavored and grew rapidly, making it the favored choice of ingredients for the Mandalorian beverage shig, a tisane brewed from a number of herbs. Behot was mildly antiseptic and stimulating, and capable of soothing an upset stomach. Shig brewed from behot possessed an amber color and the herb's citrus flavor. In 20 BBY, the Null-class ARC trooper Mereel used behot herbs in the shig he brewed for a pregnant Etain Tur-Mukan in order to help settle her stomach.bMereel's adopted father, Kal Skirata, also enjoyed a mug of behot-flavored shig when looking to calm his nerves. By the end of the Clone Wars, members of the anti-Imperial resistance on Toprawa had taken to growing behot locally on the Outer Rim world, using it to make their own shig. Resistance leader Degan Cor developed a fondness for shig brewed from behot, as did several of his rebel colleagues.

Kibo The Kibo was a rare, purple flowering plant native to Yavin 4. Its scent was strong and sweet and the seeds of the Kibo could restore sight.When Trioculus attacked Yavin 4 in 5 ABY, the fires he started brought the Kibo to the brink of extinction. Many years later, Galactic Alliance Chief of State Cal Omas kept a Kibo blossom in bronzium vase on his desk.

Bota Bota was a rare plant species native to very few planets in the galaxy such as Drongar. It was highly valued during the Clone Wars, as it had certain medicinal effects for each species and supposedly gave Jedi a stronger connection to the Force. It would become useless some time after it left the planet unless it was frozen in carbonite. 

[prizmpaws]

locke kids masterlist 

finally copying @twistedm0th n doin this, these are all gijinkas from a platinum soul link nuzlocke. feel free to send asks for/about them whenever. also if i ever reblog oc ask memes, its for these bitches

current team

jax (crobat) - he/him. my starter. all the e boy aesthetic but without the shitty personality that usually comes with it. shitty homophobic parents trauma meets protag-who-literally-died-that-one-time trauma. bi n trans

neptune (swampert) - he/him. funkie pirate boy!! cuts the sleeves off of all his shirts to show off his muscles.so dedicated to his pirate aesthetic that he kept the pegleg even though he could easily get like. an actual prosthetic. trans n pan

sheba (torterra) - he/him. detective man! dad friend and also an actual father. couldn’t feel fear before he met his soulmates n now hes a bit of an adrenaline junkie. Very Concerned For These Kids’ Wellbeing. gay

elizabeth (torkoal) - she/they. usually just goes by liz. one of the weed smoking girlfriends. frequent ren faire attendee and occasional cosplayer. not necessarily tiktok famous but shes definitely had many a tiktok go viral. trans lesbian

kreios (nidorino) - he/they. pastel goth. wears skirts all the time n everyone goes “wow smol bean breaking gender roles so cute 🥺🥺🥺” n hes like 😐. loves to do their soulmates’ makeup. constantly vibrating with righteous anger. bi

adelaide (sceptile) - she/her. usually goes by addie. newest team member. quite possibly single handedly keeping her local boba shop in business. huge fan of clown husbandry, buys clown dolls from thrift shops and pretties em up n gives em names and personalities n stuff. bi

the living

petunia (poliwrath) - she/her. about 8 years old n already buff as hell. constantly covered in cartoon band aids, only about half of which she actually needs. communes with the dead on ocassion.

dante (lileep) - he/they. mans just wants to farm his radishes but someone *cough cough* @/twistedm0th’s avian *cough cough* keeps stealing them. probably also helping keep that boba shop in business. bi

haileigh (horsea) - she/her. horse girl. genuinely feral. she will bite you.

cato (vibrava) - he/they. thinks hes hot shit (spoiler alert: hes not) unironically pulls out his acoustic guitar during a party and starts playing wonderwall. probably a film major. bi

bahram (metang) - they/hy/it. like 8 or 9. they have a funky cool steel arm that looks like an actual metang’s arm. honestly dont have much for hym but uh. its very cool n i hope i get to use it more someday :3

bingus (dragonair) - they/th3y/ey/xe/chaos/grr/voi/dra/ae/.exe/rawr/glitch/null/pix/beep/txt/vae/ze/bingus. bingus. loves glitchcore and scenecore. obnoxious and over the top and just unabashedly themself. TYP3Z L1K3 TH1Z!!1! th3y are the best and i love em so much. probably commits war crimes on occasion but like. yk. are xey a replacement neo? perhaps. queer

alex (sandshrew) - they/he/she. genderfluid spy, goes by different variations of alex (alexander, alexis, lexi, etc) dependent on gender and also as fake identities when doing spy shit. pan

analise (nincada) - she/her. Mom Friend. pls be kind to her she is trying her very best but she is At Her Limit at all times. covered in band aids, very vague about whether or not they're just for the aesthetic. lesbian

esmerelda (exeggutor) - she/they/he. chill as hell. has a third eye n one of those funky pairs of sunglasses w an extra lens on top. teases her friends but shed hold ur hair at a party n compliment u n trashtalk ur shitty bf who just broke up w u. *sips drink through pink glittery curly straw that says “pussy”*. bi

the deceased

holly (azumarill) - she/her. 8 years old. her death still has jax fucked up despite the fact that she's come to him multiple times as a ghost and told him to move on. Baby.

rin (scyther) - he/him. royal knight and one of june (@/twistedm0th)’s caretakers. very analytical, the way i write him is def inspired by quibli wof. gay n trans

ryan (relicanth) - he/him. big buff fish man. may or may not be an accomplice to many crimes but that does not matter please dont ask him about it. bi n trans

neo (dragonair) - she/her. speak no evil. vigilante justice ass bitch. forces corporations to be disability accessible. homestuck cosplayer. also a big penelope scott fan. bi

iggy (shellder) - she/her. mom friend. so kind. will adopt you without hesitation. gives the best hugs. just wants to enjoy her hot cocoa and go ice skating with her wife who may or may not be involved in crimes in peace. lesbian

sylvester (dewgong) - he/him. glorified theatre kid. wears almost exclusively floral button ups and top hats. most recent death. i miss him :(. bi

lillith (houndoom) - she/her. is a prep rather than being emo like most houndoom bc shes ✨ quirky ✨. soulmates with an old god and a jock and she loves them both very much. bi

[voidbears-oc-stash]

Null: and he DIDN'T off ya'll a tune up? that thing's held together by ear wax'n scotch tape! metaphorically speaking! boy must've been half sleep deprived- i keep telling him to get his sleep! but no one listens to me! *he says! in a exacerbated tone!* ugh! you two mind coming to my lab? I could give that body of yours some repairs'n some upgrades! make it more! MEANT to be driven! and hey! consider it a thanks for yer hard work, keeping the void outta- uh-... places it shouldn't be? and its a lemon- sour taste's meant to keep animals from eating it! but ironically! humans love the things! least enough that several companions'n farms grow'em! ironically most coredroids seem to love citric'n food grade acids! me'n all my bros enjoy our sour candies-! what can I say!

"Interesting." Firefly says, taking a small bite. "Intriguing taste."

Stinger gets the droid husk towards Null "I'll follow!"

[chikkou]

The Doxxers that Shan't Be Named bullied an influential emulation developer into suicide and are celebrating it and I wish some big Federal Agency would just raid their houses and servers farms and jail the shit outta them GAAAAAA FUCK these septic-drinking CUNTS!!!!

ive been reading about this since i got home and the really fucked up part of this is that this is not even the first person that was harassed into committing suicide by kiwifarms

the site is down rn, whether its null trying to damage control or cloudflare took them offline, but it looks like null has added a statement of his own in place of an error message regarding what happened. im gonna upload the statement under the cut here in case anyone wants to read it, but i wont add any links as usual. its a fucking weird read so like, soft tw i guess? its not necessarily triggering but it is definitely quite callous given the situation

firstly i just wanna get out of the way that i have NO clue what the hell is up with that last sentence apart from being a VERY shitty joke at an extremely inappropriate moment, but that seems to be this guys modus operandi

secondly i (unfortunately) did read the emails null linked to and and im pretty on the fence about their veracity. they are pasted instead of screenshotted, which is already a bit of a flag to me, and i find that both null and byuu seem to have a very similar speaking pattern in the exchange - like TOO similar. i really cant see any reason to trust null in this situation as it obviously makes more sense to lie through his teeth about it

thirdly, speaking of lying, null lies point blank when he says that kiwifarms has never led to anyones suicide. this is demonstrably false and there are multiple known instances of people being driven to suicide by harassment that began on kf. i dont know why he would even say that theres literally links on the wiki article for kf that prove otherwise

i dont know anything more than that so ill leave it there for now, but regardless of how this situation turns out this is just. wow. what a fucking mishandling of a gravely serious situation