#or he smited a different animal (my vote is the cacomistle) and thought he solved the problem
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P: Ah!
R: Peter! What’s wrong?!? Are you alright?!??
P: Oh no it’s ok Rumi. A raccoon just bit me again, I’m alright.
R: Right.. Peter what is a raccoon?
P: They’re the furry ones with the black around the eyes that kinda look like a cat if you aren’t careful. Why?
R: …
P: …
P: Rumi? Did I say something wrong?
R: No Peter never. You’ll also never have to worry about those “raccoons” again :))
P: What does that mean?
P: Rumi what does that mean.
#songstone#angelstone#angelstone/songstone au#jrwi apotheosis#jrwi patreon campaign#god rumi#lil peter sqloint#he’s just a guy#my contribution to the au#for context Rumi has smited every single raccoon in this universe’s existence#or he smited a different animal (my vote is the cacomistle) and thought he solved the problem#but raccoons keep attacking peter#so after a few more tries at smiting them#Rumi makes it his mission to bring holy judgement on all of them individually as soon as they are in a 30 ft range of Peter#peter is constantly unknowingly surrounded by a ring of dead raccoon-looking creatures whenever he enters a nature area#Rumi insists it’s no big deal#she’s pissed off
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