#or eat pizza with a fork

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

hannibal being forced to eat fast food will never not be funny to me show me that man having an existential crisis over a quarter pounder

[neechees]

Ppl who are disgusted or put off by Inuit eating raw meat always confused me, like are you terrified of people eating sushi?

[batcavescolony]

Supernatural s5 e21

Pestilence is still making people sick. Cass is human. Bobby might sell his soul to Crowley. Pestilence hates Sam and Dean for killing his brothers so he's making them sick. Cass showed up and saved the day, he took a bus and everything. Bobby sold his soul to Crowley, Sam “did you kiss him?" Bobby "No!" Crowley *pulls out phone* Bobby "WHY DID YOU TAKE A PHOTO?!“. The Croatoian virus is being spread through a vaccine. Death has been introduced and what an intro. Cass is moping Bobby gave him a suck it up pep talk. Crowley gave Dean Death's weapon and he gave Bobby the use of his legs back. Cass Bobby and Sam storm the demon distribution center while Dean and Crowley go to kill death. Death willingly gave up his ring if Dean let Sam jump into hell.

[beeejayy]

Im eating an entire pizza for myself I didn't even cut this shit out my GOD no plate either just rawdogging this shit

[spaceman-spaetzle]

do you think austria stuffs his face with a sweet he likes if he thinks no one is looking

[martyrbat]

You're double right: Bruce eats burgers with a fork and knife.

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WOO!!! some people will use this as an example of him acting ditzy or kinda pretentious but this is actually just a prime example of the autism experience (no greasy fingers!)

[nanabanonana]

pet peeve is fork and knife food served with finger foods. you really gotta use your fork and knife with greasy hands? damn you.

[authorellenmint]

You should be able to have a pizza party after killing Raphael.

[epitomees]

Thank god she does not use a fork and knife to eat most hand/finger foods anymore...

[ipizzaphilly]

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North Fork Pizza

One of my favorite meals on my families cross country road trip August 2022. After a days trip through Glacier National Park we chowed down on some pies in a neighborhood park.

[rustyelias]

Hallo, complete disaster of a crossover for your consideration

BSJSJSJJSJS SOBS this is splendid!! 10/10 complete disaster!

“Going through it” damn big mood Owen! big mood!

[corkinavoid]

DPxDC More Shit Fae!Danny Has Said While Living With Waynes

Dick, opening his arms wide and going for a hug: hey, Danny!

Danny, looking him in the eyes without blinking: did you know that centuries ago fae really liked to crawl inside human bodies and use them as nests? I heard human insides are really warm and squishy.

Dick, sweating, frozen in place: ...no?..

Danny, smiling and cheerfully jumping to hug Dick: I didn't either!

Jason, because he is feeling adventurous today: I have a question. Where do Fae come from?

Danny: Ah, so B hadn't had the Talk with you yet, what a shame. So when a woman and a man love each other very much-

Damian: Enough of your foolish jokes, I do not wish to hear the sex talk from you. To answer your question, Todd, Fae come from the dreams.

Jason, deadpan: ...really?

Danny, very awkwardly: Um. Dami. Brother to my soul. I'm so sorry.

Damian: What?

Danny: I told you we come from dreams only because you were four. That's not actually how it works. We just fuck.

Duke, narrowing his eyes at Danny suspiciously: So, for the past week and a half, I've been having this recurring dream about you eating my brain with a fork like spaghetti. I was wondering, is it, like, a you thing or a me thing?

Danny, very offended: Duke! Not every weird thing that happens in this house is my fault! That is very rude of you!

Cass, after Duke had apologized profusely and left: You.

Danny, rolling his eyes: Yeah, okay, I did do that. In my defense, his fear tastes like the perfect greasy cheeseburger, and I have to get my fair share of junk food somehow.

Cass: >:(

Danny: Okay, I'll stop. Eventually.

Bruce, in his nth attempt at gaining information from Danny: How do you know if someone is a Fae or not?

Danny: Throw a fish at them.

Bruce: ????

Danny, not even looking up from his phone: Fish are scared of the Fae. So if you throw a fish at someone and the fish gets scared, they are Fae.

Gotham Rogues a week later: We have no idea why Batman keeps throwing guppies at us, but we collectively suspect his new child is to blame.

Danny: Oh, I'm forbidden to enjoy caraoke nights.

Steph, who suggested he join: What? Why? Is it some kind of punishment for the pizza incident?

Tim: No, it's because if he starts singing, we all lose our grip on reality.

Damian: And our dignity.

Danny: They mean they start dancing whether they want it or not, and I have videos to prove it. Wanna see Jason twerking? Or I have one with Tim and Bruce waltzing through the manor.

Steph, as everyone else bemoans their fate: With great pleasure.

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@violet-foxe

[glitched-lives]

Posh fucker. Eat Skyrim for the XBox 360 with your hands like the rest of us.

[jalopeura]

nice things about my youth group this week: one of the uh. people in charge? was very impressed by my drawings. being 'the one thats good at drawing' is bringing back a lot of like. weird childhood/youth nostalgia

less nice things about my youth group this week: they all probably think im some kind of germphobe bc i 1) always wear a mask and 2) said i prefer to eat food that needs utensils, instead of stuff you might eat with your bare hands

[keekssy]

i know dipping cookies in milk is like a perfectly acceptable thing but i always feel like a heathen when my fingers touch the milk and then i just have soggy fingers