#or eat pizza with a fork

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

hannibal being forced to eat fast food will never not be funny to me show me that man having an existential crisis over a quarter pounder

[neechees]

Ppl who are disgusted or put off by Inuit eating raw meat always confused me, like are you terrified of people eating sushi?

[batcavescolony]

Supernatural s5 e21

Pestilence is still making people sick. Cass is human. Bobby might sell his soul to Crowley. Pestilence hates Sam and Dean for killing his brothers so he's making them sick. Cass showed up and saved the day, he took a bus and everything. Bobby sold his soul to Crowley, Sam “did you kiss him?" Bobby "No!" Crowley *pulls out phone* Bobby "WHY DID YOU TAKE A PHOTO?!“. The Croatoian virus is being spread through a vaccine. Death has been introduced and what an intro. Cass is moping Bobby gave him a suck it up pep talk. Crowley gave Dean Death's weapon and he gave Bobby the use of his legs back. Cass Bobby and Sam storm the demon distribution center while Dean and Crowley go to kill death. Death willingly gave up his ring if Dean let Sam jump into hell.

[beeejayy]

Im eating an entire pizza for myself I didn't even cut this shit out my GOD no plate either just rawdogging this shit

[spaceman-spaetzle]

do you think austria stuffs his face with a sweet he likes if he thinks no one is looking

[martyrbat]

You're double right: Bruce eats burgers with a fork and knife.

(context: x)

WOO!!! some people will use this as an example of him acting ditzy or kinda pretentious but this is actually just a prime example of the autism experience (no greasy fingers!)

[nanabanonana]

pet peeve is fork and knife food served with finger foods. you really gotta use your fork and knife with greasy hands? damn you.

[authorellenmint]

You should be able to have a pizza party after killing Raphael.

[ipizzaphilly]

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North Fork Pizza

One of my favorite meals on my families cross country road trip August 2022. After a days trip through Glacier National Park we chowed down on some pies in a neighborhood park.

[rustyelias]

Hallo, complete disaster of a crossover for your consideration

BSJSJSJJSJS SOBS this is splendid!! 10/10 complete disaster!

“Going through it” damn big mood Owen! big mood!

[corkinavoid]

DPxDC More Shit Fae!Danny Has Said While Living With Waynes

Dick, opening his arms wide and going for a hug: hey, Danny!

Danny, looking him in the eyes without blinking: did you know that centuries ago fae really liked to crawl inside human bodies and use them as nests? I heard human insides are really warm and squishy.

Dick, sweating, frozen in place: ...no?..

Danny, smiling and cheerfully jumping to hug Dick: I didn't either!

Jason, because he is feeling adventurous today: I have a question. Where do Fae come from?

Danny: Ah, so B hadn't had the Talk with you yet, what a shame. So when a woman and a man love each other very much-

Damian: Enough of your foolish jokes, I do not wish to hear the sex talk from you. To answer your question, Todd, Fae come from the dreams.

Jason, deadpan: ...really?

Danny, very awkwardly: Um. Dami. Brother to my soul. I'm so sorry.

Damian: What?

Danny: I told you we come from dreams only because you were four. That's not actually how it works. We just fuck.

Duke, narrowing his eyes at Danny suspiciously: So, for the past week and a half, I've been having this recurring dream about you eating my brain with a fork like spaghetti. I was wondering, is it, like, a you thing or a me thing?

Danny, very offended: Duke! Not every weird thing that happens in this house is my fault! That is very rude of you!

Cass, after Duke had apologized profusely and left: You.

Danny, rolling his eyes: Yeah, okay, I did do that. In my defense, his fear tastes like the perfect greasy cheeseburger, and I have to get my fair share of junk food somehow.

Cass: >:(

Danny: Okay, I'll stop. Eventually.

Bruce, in his nth attempt at gaining information from Danny: How do you know if someone is a Fae or not?

Danny: Throw a fish at them.

Bruce: ????

Danny, not even looking up from his phone: Fish are scared of the Fae. So if you throw a fish at someone and the fish gets scared, they are Fae.

Gotham Rogues a week later: We have no idea why Batman keeps throwing guppies at us, but we collectively suspect his new child is to blame.

Danny: Oh, I'm forbidden to enjoy caraoke nights.

Steph, who suggested he join: What? Why? Is it some kind of punishment for the pizza incident?

Tim: No, it's because if he starts singing, we all lose our grip on reality.

Damian: And our dignity.

Danny: They mean they start dancing whether they want it or not, and I have videos to prove it. Wanna see Jason twerking? Or I have one with Tim and Bruce waltzing through the manor.

Steph, as everyone else bemoans their fate: With great pleasure.

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@violet-foxe

[glitched-lives]

Posh fucker. Eat Skyrim for the XBox 360 with your hands like the rest of us.

[jalopeura]

nice things about my youth group this week: one of the uh. people in charge? was very impressed by my drawings. being 'the one thats good at drawing' is bringing back a lot of like. weird childhood/youth nostalgia

less nice things about my youth group this week: they all probably think im some kind of germphobe bc i 1) always wear a mask and 2) said i prefer to eat food that needs utensils, instead of stuff you might eat with your bare hands

[keekssy]

i know dipping cookies in milk is like a perfectly acceptable thing but i always feel like a heathen when my fingers touch the milk and then i just have soggy fingers

[sivyera]

Hii! Can I make a request please? Jacob Black and the fem imprint reader. The reader is a human.~ Thanks in advance if you write <3

ofc! i don't know any specific details so i'm just gonna write headcanons.

dating headcanons

jacob black x fem!imprint!human!reader

when jacob found out that YOU are his imprint, he completely forgot about bella

it was indescribable feeling, when his eyes met your

he of course started spending a lot of time with you and the rest is history

he's overprotective, he knows how vampires (the cold ones) are dangerous and it's also a wolf thing (yk what's his, is his)

he hesitated from the start when you suggested to see his wolf form but it took you few seconds and you had a giant puppy in front of you

he lets you ride on his back as he runs through the forest

he's extremely warm so you don't have to worry about being cold, he's always right next to you, ready to hug you and warm you up

he'd make you a bracelet with a tiny wolf attached to it from wood (ofc) it was precise and beautiful work, he put a lot's of love in it which makes it much special

you often help him with his father like when jake is not around and has to do some things like when he's out on patrol or when he's helping fix someones motorcycle, doesn't matter

so you often cook for his father (and for jacob also) or clean his house or just talk

but be prepared for a LOTS of cooking, because they eat a lot!

billy, jacob's father has a special place for you in his heart, you are very kind to him and you make his son happy, he really appreciate you a lot

others from the pack also loves you, especially emily

baking with emily every sunday became a tradition and jacob always makes sure he's first one to taste your baking

but they also tease jacob a lot, paul does it a lot and sometimes it's too much so you have to separate them

the pack is your new family, they protect you a lot, because you are a human plus much younger then emily so

jacob often finds himself drained from the night patrols he sometimes has to take, so all he wants to do after them is lay down on his bed, wrap his arms around your waist and hide his face into your neck, which also happens pretty often

overall he's a real cuddle bug, he's like a baby sometimes; more like a puppy

you are his passenger princess and whenever you two are in his truck, his hand always finds it's way to your thigh

he loves forehead kisses, it's his way of saying 'i love you and you are safe'

whenever you have a sleepover, you will make pizza and eat it while watching some stupid romantic movie like the notebook, but he secretly loves it

while cuddling his arms has to be wrapped around your waist and your back has to be against his chest, that's the only position he feels like he protects you

...and he can reach your every body part

sometimes he teases you by slightly pinching your but and it always makes him laugh when you squeak and then hit his biceps

he rides you to school on his motorcycle and always picks you up after

sometimes you two ride on his bike through Forks at night, just enjoying the moment