#or city girl goes to the small town for business™ and has to break up with her city boyfriend because he just doesnt understand
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bro i signed up for queer joy not queer anguish ✋😭😭
#happiest season#seriously speaking as a trashy christmas romcom connoisseur#why#please why#i just want them to be gay and uncomplicated and happy 😭😭😭#gimme a copy paste rich guy falls in love with working class girl (lesbian edition)#or city girl goes to the small town for business™ and has to break up with her city boyfriend because he just doesnt understand#the christmas spirit and then she calls big business™ to quit so she can be with a small town man who showed her how to slow down#WHY CANT THEY JUST HAVE STRAIGHT PROBLEMS FOR ONCE PLEASE#no actually i dont want to watch kristin stewart be lonely and in pain for a whole movie thanks for asking#WHY COULDN'T SHE JUST END UP WITH AUBREY PLAZA??? WHY HARPER ENDGAME???#pls harper fits so well as the city boyfriend who doesnt understand#such a bs ending#i was like hmm even if its not joy and slay and fun at least it's deep#but. no#the ending was trying so hard to be camp in such an un-camp film#literally seething rn#piss off piss off this family is IRREDEMABLE what did they do to deserve that final scene#abby girl you are a victim run away please???????????#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#(lots of <3 for my girl jane tho yeah you paint that street! you publish that book! queen behaviour)
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