#or at least some of them

[tatatale]

Insans! Congrats man, you finally got to reunite and hug your brother 🫂

Hope you can handle human hugs this time cause I'm definitely gonna take advantage of hugging you rn.

[absolute-flaming-trash]

wanted to ask what are your favorite hisoka or illumi fics written by others?

I had to sit on this for a minute because it was really hard to narrow it down and I know I'm forgetting some gems out there. The ones that I think about in fragments, but do not remember the titles or the author 😭😭😭

These are in no particular order:

Hisoka

Conflict of Interest by thecowscamehome on AO3

It's an OC x Hisoka fic, but god is it beautifully written. Just trust me, even if you don't like OC fics that much. It is without a doubt one of the best fics I've ever read. The author is an incredibly sweet person as well.

The Graveyard by @uvobreakmylegs

A Vampire!AU, and my god. The horror? Top-notch. Has a part two as well, which was equally as wonderful and is nsfw. If you don't know who Pika is as a writer, you are seriously missing out.

Illumi

Afternoon Break also by @uvobreakmylegs

The tension in this? Sublime. Amazing. Stomach drop moments around, it's phenomenal and I come back to it often.

Bare My Burden by @forcefulkitten

NSFW fic, but OOF the dynamic he has going on with Reader is just...*chef's kiss*. I love this author to absolute bits, would die for her without hesitation.

Trips by @ddarker-dreams

I literally cannot put into words how amazing this work is. It feels like walking on eggshells the entire time, which is absolutely how you want a Yandere!Illumi fic to be. Lock is another person that you are seriously missing out on if you've never read anything they've put out.

[mostsanescarletspiderfan]

[yes-i-can-hear-you-clemfandango]

lol felt like a huge exasperated sigh from the writers room and “okay there are you guys happy”

[someonefantastic]

here’s the thing

I’m on the fence on if this revival? sequel? reboot? of buffy is a good idea or bad, but if they bring back all the women who were unjustly killed off (Tara, Anya, Cordelia) I will be happy

[just-someone-online]

I've been really getting into bikeformers lately, and I think Prime Arcee might be one of my least favorites design wise? Like, it's not a bad design, but she doesn't really hit any of my bikeformer prefrences?

Take Earthspark Thrash for example. He's a small, lanky bot with comparatively large wheels, and you can see the major bits of his alt mode. His gas tank split in half to form his arms, his seat and exhaust pipes are crammed up on his back, and the front of the motorcycle becomes his chest.

And Arcee kinda hits those?A little? She's easily the smallest bot in the series, but still pretty big for someone who turns into a motorcycle. Her wheels are small to the point where I hardly notice the wheels in her legs most of the time. You can kinda see other bike bits? At least in how the front forms the chest and how her winglets end up on the sides of the bike. idk, she just doesn't really scream motorcycle to me.

[applepath]

TimberClan’s Finest.

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[otaku553]

Turning around an idea in my head recently :)

Lost Shepherd (Time Travel) AU

In which Truthless Recluse doesn’t experience rebirth and awakening upon shattering his soul jam, but the explosion of his and Shadow Milk Cookie’s combined power in a twisted space where all time coexists as one sends him back in time to his childhood.

When Pure Vanilla Cookie searches for his lost sheep, he finds a lost shepherd to take home as well.

[lazylittledragon]

some domestic shadowlachs <33

[buttercuparry]

Reblog the fundraisers you mfs!!!!! I don't know why you all skip those to reblog some pic of a banner saying "FREE PALESTINE" or of news from Columbia University! Literally these people from Gaza have made an account on Tumblr and is writing in english to communicate what they need and you all are coming onto my blog or on the tag and not reblogging their posts. We have people both Palestinian and non Palestinian vetting the fundraisers! I mean more the reblogs, more the chance of the fundraisers gaining momemtum, the more there would be a chance of a donation. Please donate if you can and reblog!!! and follow them if it is possible.

@/mohammedayesh has posted about getting leaflets, telling them to evacuate Rafah. They are very low on funds. Go follow them and reblog their posts and donate if possible.

We have @/haneenatya too whose mother is suffering from eye stroke and need to evacuate. Please I have been following them for some days and it doesn't seem their own posts are getting much attention.

Follow them! They are on tumblr. Reblog their posts and donate. The protests in universities are being done on account of them. They should be our focus.

(EDIT: on re-reading my post it seems as if I am dismissing all that the students of universities are doing. I am not. I just meant, since all of it is to help Palestinians, we must not ignore them when they ask for help).

[shrews-art]

A bond made of fire and spider webs

[blossom-hwa]

worst thing about working is if you have a shit day then you can’t just skip work the next day

[marlynnofmany]

Ha! Not yet, but I'm sure that if she did, she'd promptly find out that the aliens express amusement by twitching their tendrils or whatever in a way that looks to human eyes like they're having a mild stroke.

Cue the same situation in reverse. Then some other alien of a different species would declare them all inferior, because that alien never laughs.

Which would of course just get everyone else conspiring to figure out that alien's sense of humor for joke/prank purposes.

Humans are weird - Laughter

Basically just: what if aliens aren't used to laughter (ft- no names bc idk what ocs this would apply to)

___

Alien: -and that is how I found out that the hair on some humans heads is actually something called a wig and that I hadn't accidentally somehow shocked them into losing all their head hair

Human:*bursts out laughing* Oh my god

Alien: HUMAN ARE YOU ALRIGHT? ARE YOU CHOKING?

Human : *laughing even harder at the misunderstanding* YEAH NO *WHEEZING*DON'T WORRY

Alien: SAYING YEAH NO IS NOT VERY REASSURING...

Alien: OH MY LORDS YOUR FACE IS TURNING RED! HUMAN???

*meanwhile the human is slowly making their way towards the ground wheezing because their legs are giving out*

Alien: I HAVEN'T RESEARCHED HOW TO PERFORM THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER YET THIS IS THE WOOORST TIME FOR THIS

Human: *through wheezing* I swear I'm alright

Alien:I'LL GO GET A DOCTOR HOLD ON *already heading through the door* DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW HOW TO DO THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER???-

*a few minutes later*

Alien:... so you're telling me that humans just sometimes get so amused that their lungs spasm and they struggle to breath???

Human: *still kinda giggling* yes

Alien:... Well I guess that is good to know. I'll try to avoid being too amusing in the future.

Human: nooo, laughing is a positive thing

Alien: -STRUGGLING TO BREATH IS POSITIVE???

[thatrandomblogsays]

Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)

Percy, listening to this on the train

[butchjesus]

alright friends. you have to rename yourself using the NATO phonetic alphabet. which one are you choosing?