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[funishment-time]

my Extremely Unpopular Opinion is that Kodaka is correct: despite its shortcomings, Ultra Despair Girls is the masterpiece of the franchise. this single screenshot brings tears to my eyes whenever i see it. Toko Fukawa got a happy ending, of all characters in the DR multiverse. Toko did

[shroudbud]

......

.......why would they give us a tenfold key RIGHT after Idia's birthday event ended...?

I was about to go to sleep at peace knowing I can revisit the Event next year, but then got smacked in the face with a freight train seeing the tenfold key handed to me after the fact 🧍

OH WELL LOL IT IS WHAT IS IS- GOODNIGHT!!

[this-is-me-lolol]

I want a rat :( how do I convince my dad to give me rats? :((

[dudeshusband]

I'm really scared of becoming homeless after this semester but i'm more worried about my guinea pigs

[bleaksqueak]

Maybe you have already answered this before but I was confused when it seems to change between the comic and paintings so, does Audric have long or short hair?

By all technicalities, Audric has short hair! But that's only because the length you see in paintings is entirely comprised of long, thin feathers. It isn't technically hair. But if we're being less technical about it, yes, he has long hair. The length is usually bound and tucked under his uniform coat when on active hunt days. Not in the way of the uniform's hood, and can't be latched onto by any unsavory creatures. Lyra similarly tucked her hair into her Adventuring Coat (you know, what everyone calls their outdoor wear of the season) when she left out in chapter 0, but I think that was a moment of quick acting without thinking, more so than a deliberate act. Audun has the shortest hair of the family, not including the kids when they were miniscule.

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[doodleswithangie]

headcanon that stan hates wearing glasses (for many reasons) and went without them for years until he really needed them

[Image Description: Comic of a younger Stanley Pines from "Gravity Falls." Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. End ID]

A younger Stan squints at his blurry reflection in the mirror, leaning in really close to see himself clearly. He sighs and grabs a pair of Ford's glasses on the dresser. Putting them on, he stares at his reflection. "Welp," he says, "this is unsettling."

He turns away from the mirror to adjust his tie, saying, "But it can't be helped." His reflection is now a disheveled Ford, mirroring Stan.

[thelaurenshippen]

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

[bamsara]

"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years

[lazylittledragon]

some domestic shadowlachs <33

[hinamie]

trick or treat!

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[transannabeth]

if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is

[willowparkfanclub]

zeus is so bold commenting on poseidon having a forbidden kid as if he doesn't have TWO: one who is currently a tree and the other who's being raised by wolves. be serious

[doctorsiren]

sock opera