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Transformers: Beast Wars - Second Chances - Page 20
Originally posted on February 2nd, 2011
Story - Shaun Flaherty Art - Daniel Olsén Letters - HdE
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wada sez: See below for Flahertyâs original script.
PAGE TWENTY (six panels)
Panel 1. Â A close-up of Depth Chargeâs (robot mode) face.
Reference: Depth Charge (Seibertron) Depth Charge (TFWiki)
DEPTH CHARGE: A dealâs a deal.
Panel 2. Â Inside the wreckage of the Nemesis. Â Starscream/Transmetal Terrorsaur (robot mode) emerges from a Predacon creation/restoration tank.
Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meQV1KKTgKQ (2:46) wada sez: dead link Terrorsaur http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s7ACyr4lro (0:28) wada sez: dead link
STARSCREAM: Maybe Iâll just kill you all anyway.
Panel 3. Â A bad-ass team shot of our heroes: (from left to right) Waspinator, Dinobot II, Depth Charge, Inferno, and Quickstrike (robot modes).
Reference: Waspinator (Seibertron) Waspinator (TFWiki) Dinobot II (Seibertron) Dinobot II (TFWiki) Inferno (Seibertron) Inferno (TFWiki) Quickstrike (Seibertron) Quickstrike (TFWiki)
DEPTH CHARGE: Maybe.
Panel 4. Â A close-up of Starscream/Transmetal Terrorsaurâs face. Â He smirks Starscreamâs trademark smirk.
STARSCREAM (small): Fair enough.
Panel 5. Â Starscream/Transmetal Terrorsaur flies toward us, high into the atmosphere and onward into space, leaving our heroes aboard the Nemesis far below.
CAP/STARSCREAM: Iâve got bigger fish to fry.
Panel 6. Â A close-up of Quickstrike, hollering upward.
QUICKSTRIKE: And stay out!
#Transformers#Beast Wars - Second Chances#Maccadam#Beast Wars#Shaun Flaherty#Daniel Olsén#HdE#Starscream#Terrorsaur#Depth Charge#Waspinator#Dinobot#Inferno#Quickstrike
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Vague request but, if your still accepting requests
Maybe you could write something about Shaun Gomez from The Smile Tapes, but like, from the perspective of one of his friends? Can be during any event.
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Notes: Thank you for this request đ This is what I was made to write
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December 04, 1994 I dogsat Max for Shaun today. He had told me he needed to go out and get groceries, and he didn't want to leave Max alone. Understandably.
Shaun had told me Max had been acting weird and wasn't his normal self. Max hasn't been barking at all, âhe's been very quietâ is what Shaun had told me. This was very unusual for him since Max was a very loud dog, he was always barking at anyone/anything.
I suggested to Shaun to take him to the vet when he gets the chance. He told me he would tomorrow.
As I was dogsitting, Max would constantly stare off into space. But I guess dogs do that sometimes? Though, that wasn't the oddest part of my day. Once Shaun came home, he was covered in a white powder. It kind of looked like flourâŠ
When he was moving, the powder would fly into the air, and I fear I might've breathed some in. It was only a little, though, Shaun might've even swallowed some.
December 05, 1994 This morning, Shaun was telling me of a dream he had gotten. One where he was âflying through spaceâ and then âsaw a manâ. If you ask me, that sounds really creepy.
December 05, 1994 Shaun had another dream. He flew through space and then saw the man again⊠only this time he was smiling?
I'll be real, I don't think it's normal to dream of this stuff. Call me a conspiracy theorist, but something isn't right. I told him he should talk to a professional.
Oh! And what joy, Max is barking again! I'm glad he's feeling better.
December 11, 1994 Shaun is starting to annoy me with his dreams.
I've begun to feel more and more angry these days.
But who wouldn't be when all you hear from your friend is his space journeys and his encounters with the man?
I DON'T CARE.
December 12, 1994 I'm worried about Shaun.
He's called in sick a lot, and he's been complaining about having painful migraines. Also, something about his face twitching?
I hope he and Max are all right.
December 16, 1994 AGAIN WITH HIM.
It's always about HIM.
I'VE been having migraines, I'VE been having face cramps, but you don't see ME bitching about it!
December 17, 1994 I'm glad he went to the doctor. Hopefully, the pain meds will make him feel better. :)
December 18, 1994 The pain meds seem to be working for Shaun.
He's been smiling.
It makes me feel pretty upbeat as well.
December 22, 1994 Max is dead.
I don't feel well.
December 25, 1994 Christmas!
I can't help but feel joy and happiness each time I turn a corner.
Shaun looks happier too (which is a bit weird since Max died only 3 days ago). He didn't like it when I told him he looked joyful.
What is wrong with him?
Why can't he suck it up?
December 26, 1994 Shaun hasn't talked to me at all.
But that's okay.
I don't need him.
I'm happy on my own.
January 01, 1995 I turned on the TV for New Year's, and I was met with the most grotesque joyful news.
What a way to start a new year.
You're in a happier place now, Shaun.
Thank you for putting a smile on my face.
ââââââââââââââââââââââââ Video reference:
The SMILE Tapes vol. 1
#horror#analogue horror#analogue#the SMILES tapes#SMILES tapes#Vol 1#Volume 1#analog#analog horror#Shaun Gomez#x female reader#x transfem reader#x transmasc reader#x male reader#x reader#yummy yum yum
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Actually Ive been thinking I could ask YOU for movie recs recently which sounds wild but it was in reference to the horror genre and I assume you like that stuff. Doesn't have to be horror though, in fact I am 100% down for something lighthearted right now mentally/emotionally lol
Anyways. I was wondering if you have any that aren't super heavy on sexual innuendos or gore/violence because those make me uncomfortable. I think Shaun of the Dead is the most graphic thing I've seen to date and honestly I like that one. it didn't scare me really (makes sense considering it's a comedy, idk if i want to watch something that graphic if it's intended to be like. disturbing and sickening) and I'm considering rewatching it.
:3 (no pressure if you can't think of any)
Eeekkk!!! SPECIAL INTRESST SPECIAL INSREST!! :D
( light spoilers for the lighthouse and the shining)
A few horrors i can think of right now are:
Christine 1883 directed by John Carpenter
The Lighthouse 2019 - there is a slight sexual scene but it isnât very graphic and doesnât drag on too long. Also one short scene depicting a dead seagull. This is a very very strange movie tho so keep that in mind.
I wasnât sure if i should put it in here but The shining 1980 - like the Lighthouse its main focus is isolation and the horror of Cabin fever.
But!!the shining has about 2 scenes where in 1 you can see two girls axe murdered laying on the floor, this only drags on for like 1 second but still. And another scene in wich a slightly decomposed body is shown ( no blood or organs or bones tho )
So again the shining doesnât utilize gore or jump-scare as the main focus of horror . Once again like to add that the gore isnât overly graphic. :)
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Not onto non horror!!!
Electric Dreams 1984
A space odyssey 2001
The thirteenth Floor 1999
Metropolis 1927
And thats all i can think about as of right now!!! maybe something suits your taste!!!
Thank you so much for the ask and farewell!!!
Ps- i might add on to this is the future >:]
#thank you!!!#i hope you have a fantastic day dear anno#i could talk about the shining and the lighthouse like for ever#no seriously i have essays planned out#asks#eeewwkkk specal intrsesst!!!#horror movie rec
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Comparing the adaptations of Scott Pilgrim
Scott Pilgrim is one of my favorite series of graphic novels, it has everything I could want. Action, comedy, romance, itâs centered around music and is chock full of references, and best of all, itâs Canadian! Seeing things that would make sense to someone from this country makes it feel more personable. However, while I am a huge fan of the novels, they werenât my introduction to the franchise, that would go to the film adaptation from 2010.
While the books were written and drawn by a Canadian, the movie was directed and co-written by English filmmaker Edgar Wright. Wright is best known for movies Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and Baby Driver, Wright is known for having a very distinctive style when it comes to camera work. The film adaptation of Scott Pilgrim has a stacked cast, some who have since become very famous. The cast includes Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kieran Culkin, Allison Pill, Anna Kendrick, Aubrey Plaza, Chris Evans and Brie Larson to name a few. Â
The movie was in development at the same time as the last book, so there are quite a few notable things. Firstly, nothing from the last book appears in the film, though author Bryan Lee OâMalley had made contributions among other things. The film was originally going to end with Scott and Ramona breaking up, after the final book was released (which ends on a more positive note for the main cast), the ending was changed so that Scott went after Ramona to try again.
Outside of the major differences near the end, the bulk of the movie is very accurate to the books, to the point where some of the lines in the film are taken word for word from the books. Since they had to fit roughly 5 books into a 112-minute movie, some things did have to be cut or changed. To name a few, the book series is more spaced out, with Scott even celebrating his birthday, meanwhile the movie takes place over a much shorter period of time. In the book version of the fight against Ramonaâs first ex, Matthew Patel, Scottâs friends already know of his ability to fight, and even help him out. Ramonaâs second ex, Lucas Lee, is a much nicer guy in the book, with him and Scott taking a break to talk, he is more of a jerk in the movie, tricking Scott about the break to punch him back to the ground. In the book Sex Bob-Omb does gigs, in the movie however, they participate in a competition, which also changes the fight against the 5th and 6th exes, the Katayanagi twins from multiple physical battles, to a music battle. Most of the changes in the movie are small in the grand scheme of things, however, the movie wasnât the only adaptation.
To coincide with the movieâs release, Ubisoft made Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game, a side-scrolling beat-em-up with a retro art style. The plot loosely follows the plot of the books, with the story largely put to the sidelines, focusing on gameplay. The game is a bit more faithful to the graphic novels, with some details and changes from the movie being absent in the game. To match the retro style, the music of the game was done by Anamanaguchi, a band that mixes chiptune with traditional rock instruments. The game was originally availble for the Xbox 360 and PS3, but due to licenses, these versions were delisted from digital stores in 2014. To celebrate the movieâs 10th anniversary, the game was rereleased and ported to modern platforms (PS4, Xbox One, Switch, PC, Google Stadia (now defunct), and Amazon Luna). Additionally, there is an upcoming anime adaptation that was announced last year, that has both Bryan Lee OâMalley and Edgar Wright involved, which feels like a long time coming since the short animation for Adult Swim that was made to promote the movie, and personally, Iâm excited for the anime, since itâs being made after the story was completed.
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Favorite books/t.v. shows/movies about zombies? đ
Oh, a fun question! Also probably gonna be a bit of a long answer, but I feel like that's probably expected by now, so here goes :)
Definitely a The Walking Dead fan. I certainly don't pretend it's the highest-brow art ever, but I enjoy it nonetheless. I only started watching it last year or so, after most of the craze had died down, but I watched what was available pretty quickly once I got started.
I first came to know of Resident Evil through the films --- largely because that's what my family knew, and they hadn't played the video games --- so I liked them. (I know that's a bit contentious because they're nothing like the games, but I still haven't found the games affordably, so the films are my only point of reference. I'll play the games when I can, though, and my opinion might change.) The first one and the third one were my favorites, though I have a nostalgic tolerance for the rather-bad second one; Oded Fehr is just awesome, and he's only in numbers 2 and 3, so I take what I can get.
On a more humorous note: Zombieland (and the sequel, though I've seen the latter only once and the former many more times) is a personal favorite of mine. I don't know if the Evil Dead films/television shows count as "zombies", but a Google search includes them as such, so I guess I'll mention them; I have a fondness for Bruce Campbell, and I was surprised that the remake was as good as it was. (Same, btw, with the Cabin in the Woods: idk if it counts as a zombie film, but I love it to bits, so I'm mentioning it.) Dawn of the Dead/Land of the Dead are more films for which I liked the originals and the remakes. (The more modern Land of the Dead wasn't sublime, but a) I have a fondness for even bad horror movies and b) I liked Simon Baker in The Mentalist, and his LotD character was cool.)
If Heavy Metal counts as a zombie film --- there are zombies... ish --- then that's on the list. 28 Days Later is high on the list (and the sequel, though I remember it less well). If Slither counts, it's high, too. Shaun of the Dead is a more humorous example to be added. I Am Legend is one that I liked when I watched it but haven't seen recently enough to confirm one way or the other.
I haven't really read many zombie books, so I don't have any answers there; I think I read World War Z once, but I don't remember being too fond of it (in book or movie form). Then again, I was far younger when I both watched and read it, so my opinions may have changed/could have initially been swayed by the fact that I had still been watching it with my parents/siblings and they all hated it.
Side note: I've yet to find very much by way of fandom spaces for these media that fit my usual analysis-and-characterization-heavy style of participating --- especially true anent tWD stuff --- so I have many thoughts and nowhere to discuss them... Asks definitely welcome on this topic! (I say this knowing full-well that asks are pretty much always welcome, and it means close to nothing to say... but it bears mentioning anyway, I suppose.)
Thank you for the ask, and I hope the answer was decent! (I appreciate the emoji; it's my first, and it made me smile, so... Thank you :) ) I hope you're well!
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Dossier List (Adventures in Outer Space)
MGM, MUSH.
Megaman 1, was written by Alice O'Neill's arts team, to frame Whitey Bulger as "Rock Light", so Irish morgue doctors (Irish Protestants) would dump corpses on him. Now, Shaun Sans Pants, says Megaman, is a friend to all children.
MI-6, FRG.
There are five snitches on the North Seas MI-6 arrangement, to the Hanseatic League; out of Israeli nuclear development, the Duerney nuclear reactor. Only five different Munich Putsch tricks, will be victorious; with the help of James Bond's friends, the DEA (Sergeant Gutwill), James Holmes (the DC Comics "catch a rising star" project), and a mastermind cast of five villains (each of them, Will Morgan's theories, on what Dave's career is, as a corporate economist).
IRA, Irish Mafia.
The IRA, is the military representative of the Republic of Ireland, at home and abroad. But the Irish Mafia, thinks "the good book says, it's okay to make a little money". If the British Army, raises their daughter to perform a specific job, it's "daddy's dominatrix", a military buildup in Germany. But if the Irish Republican Army, sends a strongly worded letter, it's a boatload of cash and a terror attack. How do you use the standard Irish armament, books and poverty, to assault Whitey Bulger, John Gotti Jr., Stan Lee, Osama Bin Laden, and Barack Hussein Obama? Seinfeld, is the hint. Dianetics.
CIA, USMC.
The CIA is an elite field team unit, of armed and armored accountants; in a "Company", responsible for patronizing an American corporation multinational, for arming and armoring a war since Philip J. Morris and the Great War. But the USMC, thinks our stories are important, and how to live cleaner, friendlier lives; the USMC movement, "The Boy Scouts of America", and their marital Lutheran alms scheme, "The Girl Scouts of America". But my friend, Coolie-Dickinson Hospital, and my summer school program at UMass-Amherst, has a little story for you; "Secret Window", written by Stephen King and starring Johnny Depp.
Boston Mossad, State Police.
The State Police, have made an intrepid deal with the Arabs of Jewish Saudia Arabia, to decide medicines and medical treatments based on films; smart kids, drafted as cops, through movies and video games. But George W. Bush Jr. knows who you are, and he's had Secretary of State Colin Powell put Detective Costigan, on crack cocaine; "Depocate", a USMC assassin. Beware, amphetamines cause renal failure (dead kidneys); doctor's orders. The nefarious new face of medicine, college degrees of verifiable transcript's reference. Sorry, Dr. Joshua Golden, teachers just don't teach.
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CW FOR FANDOM VORE(specifically predator lol), FEARPLAY, LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION, DEATH OF BACKGROUND CHARACTERS, MENTIONS OF GORE AND VISCERA, TINY READER, SAFE VORE AND ALIEN VORE.
I have elected to do a thing for Halloween lol.(also sorry for not writing much in a bit, haven't felt motivated to but imma try to get back into via this lol)
Corpses, corpses everywhere, blood, blood splattered across the walls of the base, guts, limbs and viscera filling every nook and cranny that could be seen, my tiny form quivering under a desk, trying to escape it, tears pouring down my face as I stifle my sobs so it doesnât fine me, it was nightmarish, but you may be wondering, how did this happen? How did I get to small? What is it? Well buckle your seatbelts boys and girls, Iâll sum it up to spare your time, and myself some as well.
outpost #492hjs8.
Somewhere in The northern United States.
I was recently captured and brought to a secluded government outpost somewhere in the north for study and possible experimentation. Why you ask? Well when you pop out of a random portal and youâre only 2 feet tall the government is gonna want answers. And as you can imagine I wasnât exactly treated with much basic decency. Experimenting, torture, the usual shit. This went on for about a week until the day they brought in a new specimen.
They said she was a âpredatorâ, whatever the hell that means, and they referred to her as Blade, odd name hut whatever, she had these mandible looking things on her mouth, dreads flowing off the back of her head, she almost seemed reptilian in all honesty. A couple days past by with plenty of issues, this predator to whom they dubbed âYao Guaiâ seems to be quite the handful for them, seeing as sheâs already killed like, 4 guards and critically injured 3 of the staff, I know all of this because her cell is adjacent to mine. The horrors Iâve seen this thing manage, tearing the staff apart like rag dolls, mauling the guards, itâs traumatizing stuff, especially when youâre so small and she keeps giving me this lookâŠI donât know what sort of look it is but I donât like it, not one bit.
Then one night, shit finally hit the fan. I had woken up to a loud commotion only to see thatâŠit escaped, she managed to rip her cell doors off and started gunning it to who knows where. Then, minutes later, the power goes out, my cell door opens, itâs oddly quiet, I decide to take this opportunity to escape. It didn't take long until i could hear commotion ahead, luckily there was an open door to my left, so I took cover in the room inside.
As I hid, all I could hear was screaming, gunfire, body's being torn to shreds, cries for help being silenced as fast as they came out, it was horrible. Once I was sure it was over I peaked out to find nothing but blood and viscera all over the hall, what else was this thing capable of. As much as I'd love to ponder that I elected to waste no time and continue running, bolting as fast as I could to find an exit.
As I continued to run I could hear voices ahead. "search the area, execute any and all escaped specimens and staff, leave none alive." That must be damage control hear to deal with collateral, shit. Once again the lord blessed me with a hiding spot, this time it was an empty office with plenty of space to keep hidden, I elected to hide under a desk and pray I wouldn't be found. "You two, go search that office, we'll move ahead." Fuck, no, they're gonna find me, they're gonna find me and I'm gonna get executed.
"you think we'll find anything in here?" One guard asked. "Doubtful but it never hurts to look" the other replied, their voices growing closer and closer. "Wait, picking up something on my sca-" he was cut off with a squelching noise, like something just cut through him, then a thud rang out, welp he's dead. "N-no, SHAUN!" The other guard screamed our before unloading his magazine into....well something. But he too was quickly silenced, though from the sounds of it his end was more brutal, all the while my tiny form was stifling tears under the desk I hid under, and that brings us to where we are now.
So there I was, quivering under the desk, trying to stifle tears as I heard someone's footsteps approach, I closed my eyes and huddled in on myself in preparation for what might happen. Suddenly I was grabbed from under my arms and hoisted into the air to find.... nothing...either I'm going nuts or whatever's holding me is invisible. Then suddenly the invisibility went away and my captor revealed themselves, oh fuck, it's that thing I saw escape earlier, it was blade, and she was vlad in some kind of armor, mask and all. I was frozen, to frightened to move aside from quiver, what the hell did she intended on doing with me I thought to myself, assuming the worst.
When I was unexpectedly set onto that desk...huh. she appeared to be looking me over, checking for injuries or something, whatever she was doing it didn't seem malicious, and it was convenient for her cuz i was too spooked to struggle. Once she was done she placed her hands on her mask, a hissing noise could be heard as she took it off, aaand there's that award winning face, God it was jarring to see something so humanoid with such an odd looking face. She had this cold and blank expression as she looked me over too, almost unbothered by any of this. "Uh, thanks blad, I guess." I said as she picked me up from the desk again, holding my small form close to her like a toddler. "So now what?" I asked, knowing damn well if she responded I wouldn't be able to understand her.
"hey, I think I heard commotion this way, let's check it out" a voice stated in the distance, fuck that sounded close to our location. "Shit what're we gonna d-" I was interrupted by being shoved into her maw, quickly and hastily being crammed down her throat, it wasn't long before I slipped into what I assumed was her stomach, it all happened so fast I couldn't quite process what was happening at the momen. Then the chamber began to sway from side to side only for it to abruptly stop, then I could hear very muffled voices. "Huh, nothing in here, well aside from these bodies, she can't be far, let's keep looking." It was then I finally snapped out of my daze and the gravity of the situation kicked in, oh shit, I'm in a stomach.
My eyes darted around in the dark cramped space as it all finally sank in, I need to get out now. "H-hey, HEY, LET ME GO!! IM NOT FOOD!!" I pleaded as I attempted to struggle, it was difficult to do so considering how cramped it was for someone of my size, I was stuck in a sort of fetal position and could barely move, if I was smaller I'm sure I'd have more leverage in this situation, but sadly I was limited. But all I got in response was some muffled clicking noises from outside, along with being aggressively squished in the stomach, stifling my movement, hell it even hurt a little.
In all honesty, all I could do sit there as the tears rolled down my face, my small form swaying from side to side with the chamber, as my captor seems to be on the move again, she was likely escaping with her meal in tow. "sob, I guess this is how I go, a midnight snack to an escaped alien, sniffle, at least she gets to taste freedom with a free meal." I stated as I let it all out, tears steaming down my face. She must've fully left the facility at some point, because instead of the noises the organ made a long with blaring sirens and the deathly screams of guards, all I could hear was her stomach, breathing and heartbeat.
Eventually the swaying stopped, she must've found a hiding spot. I had grown drained from all the sobbing and general commotion, so I decided to let myself slip out of consciousness, letting the sounds of the chamber lul me to what was my final sleep, at least it was comfortable.
âšOoohh pov switchâš
'this poor creature, they've been through so much during our time in the facility, and just when they thought they were finally able to escape, only to end up in a much more cramped prison.' I thought to myself as I rubbed my swollen midsection, caressing the now unconscious being within me. If only they could understand me like I understand them, once I find my ship I need to reinstall that translator. I understand why they might think this is the end for them, but it truly isn't, they're perfectly safe inside me, after all our talks and getting to know each other, as one sided as it all was, I've grown attached to them. I would never harm them, I just assumed it would be easier to carry them out like this, ans in truth it was. Once they wake up I should explain myself, but for now I'll keep kneading and rubbing st my middle, ive learned that this is a good way to keep the occupant soothed even when asleep. Rest up little thing, we've got a lot to do tomorrow, you'll need the energy.
(I wanted to apologize for how rushed and undetailed this might seem, it was rushed due to lack of time unfortunately, but I hope you guys like it wither way^^)
Happy Halloween~
#soft vore#safe vore#vore talk#v.ore#extreme cuddling#g/t vore#g/t#v0re#v/ore#gt#sfw giantess#i think???#idk#half sized vore#quarter sized vore#alien pred#alien vore#yautja#female predator#predator#avp#tw gore#tw violence#tw death#voretober 2022#voretober2022
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ik you've mentioned you want to start making video essays before, do you have any specific topics you'd be interested in covering?
I have a few thoughts!
I wrote a pair of essays for one of my college classes a couple years back that were received really well by my professor, and they were about special effects. the first was informative, about the history and development of special effects in film, and the other was argumentative, about my opinions on practical effects, realistic CGI, and stylized CGI. I'm really proud of those still and I've very much thought about converting them into video essays for fun
I'd like to talk about spoiler culture too, as someone who doesn't care about spoilers and actively looks them up sometimes. I have some thoughts about that I think would be interesting to share
the margin of viewership would be much smaller for these I'm sure but I have some thoughts on a few Hatchetfield video essays I could do. analyzing Paul's tragic hero arc and why I think he's the best, most effective use of the "everyman" trope, because of course I'd have a Paul essay have you met me? I'd do a look at the whole cast of TGWDLM. the themes I take from all the main couples and how I think they each fit into the tone of the series. my thoughts on the structure of Black Friday, probably a look at the cast of that, too. proper, in-depth analyses of all the NMT stories (including converting my Perky's Buds post into more proper form). stuff like that
a Total Drama essay about how I would rewrite the World Tour season cuz it's the best season but it still sucks-
one about why Craig of the Creek is the most underrated current cartoon and deserves more love
a comparison of the Scott Pilgrim graphic novels vs the movie
an essay about my favorite movie, The Way Way Back
AND of course essays on all the Cornetto Trilogy movies,,, one comparing each leading duo and their relationship and my interpretations. one about how each one handles the women in the cast. one all about Shaun of the Dead, one all about Hot Fuzz. an all-encompassing one about the themes of all three. a fun one just talking about all the dumb shit I know about the trilogy and also Spaced, all the things I know that carry over and reference each other
and finally. my magnum opus. Why The World's End is the BEST of the Cornetto Trilogy, Actually: An In-Depth Analysis of Why I'm Right
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"While making âSpacedâ, myself and Simon Pegg had this wild notion of making a film that took place in Georgeâs universe, but with a distinctly deadpan North London response to his Pittsburgh zombie epics. The resulting film âShaun Of The Deadâ, would obviously not exist without the master himself. When we completed the movie, we decided that we should try and contact George and screen the film for him. To us, his was the only opinion that mattered.
Universal contacted George and screened the movie for him while he was on vacation in Florida. I remember being bemused that he watched the movie with a studio security guy in the theatre. As if George himself would pirate the movie! Even If he did, he would be more than due some profits from our cinematic valentine to him.
Later that night, George called us in London. I remember standing in my flat in Islington when I got the call from him and he couldnât have been warmer and kinder about the movie. I remember him saying that it was âan absolute blastâ. That indeed became the sole poster quote for the movie in the United States. I frequently think back to this moment of standing in my house as the moment my life truly changed and the world got smaller."
- Remembering George Romero by Edgar Wright
"The film is like a valentine to George Romero. It always made me bristle when people would say "Oh, zombie spoof". Spoof to my mind, just that word, means that it's derisive of the subject matter, and it's not. We would always call it a valentine, because it's done with real affection. We love those movies, (...) we are sharing our deep deep love for the subject. And so, with that in mind, there are lot's of references to Georges movies in there.
The first person we showed it in the States pretty much was George Romero. We wanted to show it to him because we wanted to make sure he was ok with it, and wanted to get his blessing. (...) He called me and Simon that night to say how much he loved it. His blessing meant everything to us. Everything after that was a bonus. The fact that George liked it. Because, obviously his movie, Night of the Living Dead, is probably one of the most influential movies of all time. All three of them. I always remember the moment where George Romero called us, in London, to say how much he liked the film. It was the moment where the world got smaller forever. I think so as one of the life changing moments of my career, really."
- Edgar Wright on Eli Rothâs History of Horror: Uncut
"This is one of the first lines we wrote. (...) Actually, when we spoke to George Romero on the phone after he had seen it, he really really enjoyed it and was going on about how much he loved it. I said "did you get the Night reference?" And he went "No." (Wright laughs) "You know, we said we are coming to get you Barbara". He goes "Oh yeah!". He actually didn't get it when he first watched it."
- Simon on the Shaun of the Dead (2004) audio commentary by Edgar Wright & Simon Pegg
#shaun of the dead#edgar wright#classichorrorblog#userhorroredits#userel#filmedit#horroredit#cornetto trilogy#simon pegg#night of the living dead#george romero#gifs2#1000#e1
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Welcome to the SPN Media Big Bang Rules!
Welcome to the third annual SPN Media Big Bang, a collaborative fan creation challenge similar to fandom bangs that youâre probably used to, but with a movie, TV, book, or video game twist! Writers are free to write SPN fanfiction based on the media of their choosing - that means fusions, AUs, cross-overs, and âinspired byâs! Artists will anonymously claim these fics, then create two pieces of art and a banner. Weâve allotted authors several months to create a piece of fanfiction of at least 20k words, and given artists several months to create glorious companion pieces of art.
This time weâre doing the art posting and promo'ing a bit differently, so please read the art rules, regardless if you are an artist or author. ;)
Sincerely from the Directors of SPN MBB,
MalMuses, jscribbles, and Blueeyesandpie (Sunny)
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About the Mods
Meet your Directors!
âAaaaaaand cut!â
Meet the three freaky-deaky minds that will be running this yearâs SPN Media Big Bang. This wacky trio will be the point of contact for teams participating in this yearâs challenge.
Jscribbles and MalMuses run all social media for SPNMBB, moderate the Discord community, and will act as support for all people involved in this bang.
Blueeyesandpie (Sunny), this years spectacular addition to the moderator team, will be the first Art Director of this challenge! Sunny will be overseeing the art channels, acting as first point of contact for all artists, and will be generally supporting all the artsy needs of our artsty-fartsy folk.
The Directors are judge, jury, executioner, cheerleaders, fangirls, and a shoulder to cry on - though they hope there is minimal crying unless it is crying with joy because the challenge is so fun.
MalMuses (Director)
MalMuses will be your whiskey aunt, your mom, your best friend, and now, potentially your very own Director. Mal has been in the SPN fandom since Season 9. A late-bloomer by fandom standards, but fully enthusiastic!
Her favorite movies include V for Vendetta, The Village, Shaun of the Dead, and Dale and Tucker vs Evil. In terms of fic taste, sheâs the token darkfic, murder-husbands fan, but outside of that, Mal loves her fic as tropey as they come!
Jscribbles (Director)
jscribbles has been watching SPN since the first episode⊠Itâs been 84 years. She remembers watching the first Castiel episode and thinking, âWho the hell is this guy? I donât like it. I donât like it at all.â It only took about one episodeâs worth of Cas screen-time before she was hopelessly obsessed with that trenchcoated son of a bitch.
Her favourite movies involve anything thatâll give her nightmares, a mental breakdown, or fits of laughter that last three days. Some would include Bridesmaids, The Evil Dead, The Time Travellerâs Wife, Galaxy Quest, and The Lion King. Her favourite fanfics involve anything where one or more of the boys is crying and/or having a bad, bad time â with a happy ending!
Sunny (Art Director)
Sleep? I donât know her! Sunnyâs your personal solar-powered battery: hit-her-up for a pick-me-up, any time of day or night. She only got into SPN two years ago, but sheâs happy to share who and what she loves with anyone who will listen.
Her current favorite non-SPN media includes Good Omens, Stranger Things, and American Gods, but her faves list is miles long. When it comes to fic she gravitates toward Endverse!CasâŠgive me that snarky nihilism any day, baby!
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Discord Rules
All participants will be required to join our Discord community. If you are not part of the Discord community, unfortunately, you will not be considered officially signed up for the bang.
Authors and artists will receive a link to our Discord server in their welcome emails.
This community will serve as a home-base for all participants of the SPN Media Big Bang to share resources, cheerlead, find betas, brainstorm ideas, and chat in general. This community will be an inclusive space for creativity, and of all people, identities, ships, and ideas.
The directors will be there for you as cheerleaders, support, to answer questions, and to clarify rules. Participants in this community are expected to behave like adults, especially since this is an 18+ community and are expected to deal with their interpersonal issues themselves. That being said, directors will step in if a complaint is made, or someone is discussing their fics/art in the wrong room. Our priority is to keep the claims process as anonymous and fair as possible.
General Discord Rules
Our rules are very simple:
Authors: Do not discuss your fics at all in âThe Green Roomâ (General Chat) or âThe Red Carpetâ (Introductions). These rooms are open to all server members and any discussion of your fic or fic ideas will jeopardize the anonymity of the claims process. All fic chat is to be in the âThe Writerâs Roomâ, the portion of our server dedicated to inter-author communication.
Artists: Do not discuss your art in the âThe Green Roomâ (General Chat) or âThe Red Carpetâ (Introduction). These rooms are open to all server members and any discussion of your art or art ideas will jeopardize the fun and surprise of posting day. All art chat is to be in the âThe Art Departmentâ, the portion of our server dedicated to inter-artist communication.
Everyone: Everyone is entitled to their opinions. We do not police what is discussed in the chats, because we believe everyone is an adult and can handle themselves. That being said, we do strive to be an inclusive server and expect participants to be respectful of each other. The directors reserve the right to step in and intervene if they feel the need. Sexism, homophobia, racism, xenophobia, and other forms of offensive disrespect and intolerance against participants may result in disqualification.
Please note: If you sign up as both an artist and author, you will have access to all the rooms, however, you understand that if you decide to sign up as both, you will be restricted to claiming a fic (as an artist) only on the second day of claims. If all fics are claimed on the first day, then that may mean you wonât be able to claim a fic if there are none left. Also, you may register as both an author and artist, but you may not make art for your own fic.
Furthermore, if you are participating in any other fest or bang, please respect their rules and do not use our server to discuss your fics from those fests.
Roles
When participants enter the Discord server, they will be asked to disclose the following information:
What role did you sign up for? Artist, author, both.
Preferred Pronoun?
How did you find out about the SPN MBB?
Authors, once you get your role, please pop into the general authorâs chat and introduce yourself to your new author family:
What media(s) do you plan on basing your fic(s) on?
Link us to one of your fics/arts, if youâd like!
General Channels
The Red Carpet: This is our introduction channel. Once you answer the above questions, a director will welcome you and set you loose into the server to be with your people!
Announcements: Only mods can post in this channel. Any new announcements, including reminders of check-ins, general news, and rule updates will be in this channel.
The Green Room: This is a general chat. Every participant will have access to this channel. No discussion of your fic or art here, please.
SPN Spoilers: Season 14/15 spoilers go in here.
The Directorâs Studio: A directorâs only channel.
The Writerâs Room (Writers Channels)
General Authorâs Chat: As with anything in The Writerâs Room, this is authors only. Anything goes in General chat, but if itâs very NSFW, please take it to the General NSFW Author room.
Sprints: This room is for sprints â surprise! A sprint is a timed speed-write. Writers usually record their word count before and after the sprint to see progress.
Looking For Beta: This channel is for authors who need help finding a beta or an alpha.
Authorâs Brainstorm: This is a channel where you can get specific help on parts of your fic, so that the general authorâs chat doesnât get bogged down with discussion about one personâs fic. You can post entire passages, get grammar help on something specific, etc.
General NSFW Author: Be as raunchy and inappropriate as you want here. This ainât your mommaâs channel â unless it is, in which case, your mom is invited.
The Art Department (Artists Channels)
Artistâs General Chat: As with anything in The Art Department, this is artists only. Anything goes in General chat, but if itâs very NSFW, please take it to the General NSFW Artist room.
Artistâs Brainstorm: Feel free to post your bang WIP pieces here for critique and help from other artists.
Artist Beta Search: This channel is for authors who want help finding a beta.
Artist Resource: Please feel free to post helpful resources in this room. Sharing is caring.
General NSFW Artist: Be as raunchy and inappropriate as you want here. This ainât your mommaâs channel â unless it is, in which case, your mom is invited.
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General Rules
These are the rules for the 2021 SPN Media Big Bang. These rules are in place to make sure that this bang runs smoothly for all of our participants and readers. If you are unclear on any point, please contact the mods. The excuse âI didnât knowâ or âother bangs donât have those rulesâ donât fly, so please ensure you read and understand the rules. The Director team is very nice, very chill, and very open to communication, so please ask if you have questions.
Please note: any of the following rules may be changed or be amended. Weâll let you know in the server if there are any major changes, and always refer to this rules page for current rules if youâre questioning anything.
Please also note: The mods reserve the right to subject individual participants to additional checkins if they have previously participated in one of our bangs and missed checkins without prior permission, skated around rules, or exemplified otherwise problematic behaviour that is not conducive and is unfair to an project that has you as part of a team. We also reserve the right to subject individual participants to additional checkins if they are late to/or donât submit a check-in during first-check-in. We may also remove the participant from the challenge if the reason for missing the check-in is insufficient.
Director? Whatâs a director?
Great question. Here at the SPN Media Big Bang, we refer to our mods as Directors, because duh, movie-themesâŠand because itâs fun. (And because weâre nerds.)
Once registered, any issues, comments, concerns, and random exclamations of love and affection can be directed to your mod.
Who can sign up?
Anyone, although you must be over 18 on the date of your sign up.
How do I sign up?
You must register on the sign-up form. We will post the link to our registration page on our Tumblr. You must provide us with the following information, so please be prepared with this once you click into the form:
AO3 username (a requirement for authors).
Artists may sign up with whatever username they want to be known by and referred to within the required Artists Note; they may use any site they wish to host.
Are you an author or artist, or both?
Are you 18 or over?
Do you understand the rules?
Do you understand that you are required to use Discord?
Any questions or concerns for the mods?
Directors! The SCHEDULE! Please, tell us all about it.
Mods will send out reminders over Discord, but it is your responsibility to know the schedule.
Participants must meet all check-in points and submit drafts on time.
The schedule is determined right at the beginning of the challenge and will be both posted in the Discord server as well as on the Tumblr. Again, âI didnât know about this-and-this dateâ is not an acceptable reason to miss a check-in or posting requirement. Please be organized; we suggest adding these dates into your calendar.
We are open to talking about changing/moving dates. We want this challenge to be fun for participants, so if there is a general consensus on a date change, weâre open to negotiating that. :)
Something in the rules is unclear⊠Help!
All participants are expected to follow all the SPN MBB rules. If you do not understand something, it is your responsibility to contact a mod for clarification.
I would like to ask a question before signing up! Where do I ask?
Please submit an Ask through the Tumblr page. Because we receive many questions before sign ups, weâll answer your question privately so as not to clog up the feed with individual questions. If there is a common question, we may reply publicly with a rule amendment or separate post.
Does the fic have to be written in English?
Yes. If some characters do not speak English, please provide subtitles.
Communication
Participants must communicate with their artist/author and the mods in a timely and civil manner.
We have a pretty firm rule about civil communication in the Discord. Participants are expected to reach out over DMs if there are issues they are having, and understand that the public chats are not the place for that. Similarly, the mods will not scold or embarrass someone in the public chat if theyâre doing something wrong, we will handle that in the DMs. It should be understood that goes both ways. Everyone is human, we all make mistakes, we are all adults, so letâs be kind to each other. Teamwork makes the dream work!
The BEST way to reach us is through Discord. The SPN MBB email will only be used to receive sign up, check-in, and posting confirmations. If you email us a question, it may be a while before we see it. Please DM on Discord whenever possible, and remember to tag a @mod if you require help from us, it ensures we see your question when weâre online next.
Pairs are required to do an initial check-in with their partner during the first 48 hours of being assigned to each other. There will be several check-ins throughout the bang. These are mandatory.
Internet and Email Access
Participants must have reliable internet and email access. The mods will not be able to help you in case of software or equipment failure. Have backups and a plan.
Can I talk about and promo my fic anywhere?
Do not talk about your fic until the first art & excerpt post goes up. Do not create your own promotional material outside of the art posts (i.e you may reblog or tweet a link to the art/excerpt post, but do not post any other unofficial excerpts. If you are unclear about this, please ask a mod in the Discord server and weâll further clarify.)
To ensure the anonymity of claims, please donât reveal any details of what youâre working on publicly prior to claims. It is perfectly fine to discuss privately one-on-one with your alpha or beta reader, or in the official Discord server.>
Can I pick my own partner? How do claims work?
You will be teamed up through the art claims process and may not pick your own partner.
As for how claims work; all authors will provide information (details will be posted on the server) and a summary which the mods will then assign an author-less ID tag to. A few days before claims day, all artists will have access to the summaries, and can pick their top three fics for which theyâd like to create art for. On claims day, the artists will submit their top three choices to the mods, and once all fics have been claimed, the teams will be announced on the Discord server to participants. We do not announce pairings live.
What if I need to drop out?
If you drop out before Art Claims, there is no penalty.
If you drop out after Art Claims, you will be barred from participating in any future rounds of this Bang or any Bang run by this mod team.
Help! My artist disappeared/dropped out. What happens now?
We hope that this never happens, but unfortunately, we always have a couple. Donât fret, little birdie, the Directors will ensure you have art!
We will assign a pinch hitter artist. The artists in this community have been awesome so far and no one has been left behind in the past. <3
Disqualification is a thing. What sort of things could lead to a disqualification?
My dudes, we donât like to do this. As a matter of fact, if this could be avoided, everyone would be immeasurably happy. However, sometimes it happens. What types of things could lead to a disqualification?
If you act like a dick. What qualifies acting like a dick? Being nasty, name calling, repeatedly rude to your fellow participants, mods, or your partner qualifies as Dick-age.
Racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, hate-speech, transphobic etc. rhetoric.
Not reading the rules, disregarding rules that you donât like, and/or failing to follow them. As weâve said: âI didnât knowâ is not a valid excuse for dropping the ball when rules are clearly posted in advance and reading them is a requirement of registration.
Failing to provide the requirements for art and/or fic.
Failing to communicate with your author/artist and not replying to the moderators in a timely fashion. If you go missing and do not communicate for 7 days of someone trying to reach out to you, you will be disqualified and a pinch hitter will be assigned.
Final Thoughts
Finally, please use common sense. Your mods will do the best they can to make sure this challenge runs smoothly. So, if a rule says you canât do X, donât try to find a loophole that allows it.
The Moderators also reserve the right to bar future participation for inappropriate behavior toward any mod, author or artist, or for breaking any of the other rules of this bang. If you are unsure about anything, please just talk to us!
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Fic Rules
SPN Media Big Bang? What does that MEAN, Basil?!
For this challenge, we are looking for our authors to write a SPN fanfiction based on a movie, TV show, video game, or book. The works created can be a fusion, canon, an AU, it can be 'inspired byâ, or a crossover. Please see the links below for more information on the differences between those type of crossovers:
Fusion
Crossover
AU (Alternative Universe)
'Inspired byâ: These fics are fics that are based on media but donât share the characters or even necessarily the setting, but do follow a similar plot structure or series of events. Some characters, events, or entire scenes may parallel the mediaâs scenes. If you need an example, please message a Director.
What are the content requirements for fics?
Fics: minimum of 20,000 words, and no max.
All genres, all ratings, all characters, all ships & gen, all kinks (barring underage) allowed.
RPF and underage is not allowed. Please donât DM us asking for an exception, it wonât be granted and we wonât argue with you about it. Itâs a hard no. All characters in your fic engaging in sexual activity must be at least 18 years old, and graphic, dark violence against minors is also heavily discouraged. If the violence is absolutely necessary for your fic, it can only be mentioned in passing, and cannot be a focal point of the scene/overall story/plotline.
The title of your fic does not have to be the title of your media (movie/book/tv/game), however, the original title must be included in your AO3 tags and summary, e.g. âInspired by That Movieâ, âA That Movie AUâ, or âAn SPN/That Movie Crossoverâ.
You must tag/warn for any of AO3âs major archive warnings. Please tag fics appropriately. The Mods reserve the right to disqualify any fic with deliberately misleading tags.
You MUST have a beta reader go over your fic before your posting date.
Dub-con, non-Con, and other darkfic staples are also allowed, but they must be appropriately tagged. These situations are only to be described in graphic detail if the parties involved are over 18, as per previous rules.
You cannot submit more than one fanfic.
Co-writing is allowed.
Your fic must be at least 50% complete, with the remainder outlined, in order to qualify for artist claims. âI donât outlineâ is not a reasonable excuse for not meeting these requirements.
If you are co-writing a fic, each author must register individually.
Your work should be brand new for the challenge or a previously unpublished WIP.
There will be an official AO3 collection and all fics are expected to be added. The mods will do these in bursts every few days during posting, so please be patient if your fic doesnât show up in the collection right away.
Your fic must be posted in its entirety on your posting date (i.e donât post a chapter every few days.)
You cannot commission or request more art from other artists for this fic after the bang. The fic has been written for this challenge, and part of that includes being in a strict partnership with only your assigned artist for this project.
If you are uncertain whether your fic qualifies in any way or have circumstances not outlined here, please email the moderators with details. Again, âI didnât knowâ is not a reasonable excuse for oversights, so please ask, ask, ask. <3
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Art Rules
Participants may register as both an author and artist, but may not create art for their own fic regardless of circumstance. Artists will be granted one fic in the first round of claims. Additional fics may be claimed in the second round of claims if desired. By participating in the claims process, artists are agreeing to create a minimum of one promotional banner AND two pieces of artwork per fic claimed. Artists may create more art if they desire, but they are not required to do so. Additional banners, text separators, icons, and other decorations are welcome, but do not count toward the minimum art requirements. Banners must be original artwork at a minimum size of 540x360 pixels. (This is a 3:2 aspect ratio if you prefer to work at a larger size and then scale down.) Banners should contain the fic title, author, and artist. They should not contain any elements that may spoil the fic for readers. Artwork should be a minimum of 540px wide if posted to Tumblr. Final size and orientation are up to artist, with the understanding that extra large artwork may not display properly on mobile devices. All fics will be required to have an artistâs note, which will be included with the fic at all times. This note should include links to the artistâs chosen website(s), as well as include a line or two about the artistâs experience creating the artâinspiration, process, etc. At each art deadline, the artist will post their completed piece with an excerpt from the fic underneath (excerpt will be the authors choice ultimately, but itâs always nicer in the spirit of teamwork to choose together. ;)) The banners will not be posted until the fic posting date. At final posting of the entire fic, art must also be embedded in the AO3 fic itself. The artist is responsible for hosting art on a service that allows remote linking. Authors will be responsible for embedding the art in their fic. More information on that will be posted closer to the posting dates. Artists must regularly communicate with their authors. This is a partnership, not a commission; frequent progress updates will ensure everyone involved has a good, non-stressful, experience. Please note: If you sign up as both an artist and author, you will have access to all the rooms, however, you understand that if you decide to sign up as both, you will be restricted to claiming a fic (as an artist) only on the second day of claims. If all fics are claimed on the first day, then that may mean you wonât be able to claim a fic if there are none left. Also, you may register as both an author and artist, but you may not make art for your own fic.
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Omg in what blog post phoebe dragged them? I want the tea đ
Itâs not piping hot tea, exactly. It was a blog post Phoebe wrote almost exactly a year ago. He was diplomatic and somewhat vague, but he said this:
âI must also make another apology: to all those people who were around Freddie during those twelve years, 1979-1991, that I was working for him, and I just didnât see them. I must have been walking around blindfolded, as there are so many people out there on the internet who know Freddie so much better than myself. Also, I donât seem to recognise any of their names. I think it is quite sad how people have to hide behind pseudonyms and avatars when they produce their fonts of knowledge, so no one is really able to thank them for all their sound advice. I would ask only one thing, please donât talk about things that you have no first hand knowledge about. There are things on the internet currently I find quite hurtful, particularly as one of the people involved is no longer alive to defend/explain himself.â
First of all, from what Iâve seen, the only people who have to âhideâ behind avatars and pseudonyms are people like Shaun Matthews, who had positive things to say about Jim, and negative things about Mary. But even if that section was not a reference to Jim haters, the last part almost certainly is about Jim, who isnât alive to defend himself anymore. Out of all the people in Freddieâs life who is also dead, Jim has gotten the most hate and had the most hurtful things said about him, including but not limited to: he was a gold digger, he betrayed Freddieâs privacy for money, and he outright physically abused him. Phoebe is above getting into internet fights, so this is as explicit as heâll probably ever get, but he has an Instagram and has been around fandom spaces (I still think about that deleted tumblr blog he liked...), so he more than likely saw that vile shit.
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Transformers: Beast Wars - Second Chances - Page 1
Originally posted on February 2nd, 2011
Story - Shaun Flaherty Art - Cory Holmes Colours - Roy Stiffey Letters - HdE
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wada sez: Like many Mosaic strips, and official tie-in media from 3H Productions, Beast Wars - Second Chances aims to show the fates of various characters who were left on Earth at the end of the cartoon. Tarantulas was presumed destroyed in the episode âOther Victoriesâ, but clearly some vestige of him remains! âOperation: Ninth Eyeâ was reportedly an idea of Mike Priestâs, a reference to Tarantulas oddly having nine eyes instead of eight in beast mode. See below for Shaun Flahertyâs original script, which was dated to April 21st, 2009. In addition, each of the writers on Beast Wars: Second Chances contributed a personal bio explaining their history with the franchise; you can find Shaunâs âWriter Spotlightâ below as well.
PAGE ONE (six panels)
Panel 1. Â Prehistoric Earth, as seen from space.
CAP: Earth.
Panel 2. Â Outside a cave. Â It is surrounded by quiet, desert terrain.
CAP: Four million years agoâŠ
CAP/COMPUTER VOICE: ââŠThree --
CAP/COMPUTER VOICE: â-- Two --
CAP/COMPUTER VOICE: â-- One --â
Panel 3. Â Inside the cave. Â It is one of Tarantulasâs abandoned laboratories/lairs. Â It is dark, but just enough sunlight spills in from outside to see that it is filled with deactivated equipment. Â A monitor glows green, but what is on its screen is not visible.
Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cssWMayeniQ (1:29) wada sez: dead link Tarantulasâ lair
COMPUTER VOICE (OP): -- Zero.
COMPUTER VOICE (OP): Countdown sequence complete.
COMPUTER VOICE (OP): Initiate Operation: Ninth Eye.
Panel 4. Â Equipment comes to life. Â Lights come on. Â An arachnoid skitters. Â On a monitor is a body of text; it reads as follows in Cybertronix (Predacon characters):
OPERATION: NINTH EYE
FRAG IT. TORCH THE SLAG OUT OF EVERYTHING.
Reference: Arachnoid Cybertronix
COMPUTER VOICE (OP): Initiating.
TARANTULAS (OP): Hm-me-he-heeâŠ
Panel 5. Â More equipment comes to life. Â More lights come on. Â More arachnoids skitter. Â On a monitor is a wire-frame schematic of Arachnid (beast mode). Â On another monitor is a wire-frame schematic of Transmetal Tarantulas (robot mode).
Reference: Arachnid Tarantulas
TARANTULAS (OP): M-ma-ha-ha-ha!
Panel 6. Â An extreme close-up of the monitor from Panel 3. Â On its screen is an extreme close-up of a green, digital representation of Tarantulasâs (robot mode) face; he laughs maniacally.
Reference: Tarantulas (Seibertron) Tarantulas (TFWiki)
TARANTULAS: Mah-he-hee-ha-ha-ha!!!
Believe it or not, the project that became BEAST WARS: Second Chances began over a year ago. In September 2008, Josh van Reyk, one of the creative minds behind Transformers: Mosaic, pitched the idea of a Beast Wars one-shot to a handful of us writers and we ran with the idea! Â Hundreds of email messages ensued as we hammered out the story. Â A lot of great stuff ended up on the "cutting room floor" as we tried to cram as much Beast Wars awesomeness into 22 short pages as possible. So, that's the beginning of how this baby came together, but what about me? Â What's my story? Â In case you're wondering, here's a taste: My name is Shaun Flaherty. Â I am 30 years old and newly married. Â I went to school for acting and currently manage a health club. But before all that, there were Transformers. Being born at the very end of the Seventies, I was a Star Wars kid, but soon after the Jedi returned, I discovered something else. Â On my first day of kindergarten in 1984, my father presented me with Optimus Prime and 25 years later I still love robots in disguise. Fast-forward a decade or so, past weekday afternoons and a Movie, past reruns and Generation 2. Â I discovered Beast Wars late one Saturday morning on a crappy little TV with terrible reception and it was love at first sight. Five delightful seasons (including Beast Machines) and then it was gone. DreamWave promised more, but delivered only one short story. Â IDW promised more, but delivered something that wasn't quite the Beast Wars that I had in mind. Our goal with BEAST WARS: Second Chances is to recapture magic, even if only for a moment. Â Our goal is for Second Chances to feel like Beast Wars to you. Although the finished product is still a way's away, we hope you'll like what you'll see. -- Shaun Flaherty
#Transformers#Beast Wars - Second Chances#Maccadam#Beast Wars#Shaun Flaherty#Cory Holmes#Roy Stiffey#HdE#Tarantulas
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hold on im sending 2 sorry â danger days(album and/or comic)
ooh thank you barry for indulging my desire to talk!!
i love both the album and the comic but I'll talk about the comic since i kind of already got on a roll about it (though I do absolutely love danger days as a record and I will defend her until I die <3). Anyway. i adore the killjoys comic. which is unpopular or out of vogue to admit gerard is good at comics or whatever. but killjoys has (3) components that make it valuable to me- gerard/shaun's writing, the ending, and the use of the fabulous killjoys as a mythic legend.
like first of all, i want to say the comic is beautifully written from like a prose perspective. the writing is evocative and gorgeous and unique to the world created. I mean "louder than gods revolver and twice as shiny" is seeped in imagery that makes the meaning easy to understand and yet so specifically of this universe. but gerard's word bank of phrases and literary references are still present- like the scene with red and blue where they talk about talking each other's hands? immediate lady of sorrows connection in my brain. and it made it more emotionally rewarding because the connatations are stronger in a smaller space. ideal for comic writing.
also, the decision to make val a more antagonistic character instead of an anti-hero.... gerard I love you mayhaps. in any other comic written by any other dude. val would be a hero everyone rallies behind and he would be narratively rewarded for his actions. but the fact that he is proven wrong and realizes his mistakes and is narratively punished.... the key to bringing everything down is saving everyone, no innocent casualities, no 'for the greater good'- it's about violent and aggressive and angry compassion. the girl grows up and fulfills her destiny but her destiny comes from within. just. i could keep talking about this but yeah.... i love the ending
But the killjoys comic is so good because the fab four aren't even there. this is a comic about surviving after your heros are dead. about making it on your own with the memories of the people who inspired you to keep fighting moving you forward. they don't need faces or names or anything. what they represented is what matters. their legacy becomes the desert itself and all the people fighting within it. is that not the perfect goodbye letter?
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@whatsnew-lgbtqââs 31 days of pride day 9!! i know I havenât been doing âem all but thatâs okay.
day 9: books
so books are my area of expertise honestly so I picked a few favorites to talk about a lil bit here (Iâll put it under a cut).
And feel free to ask me about more books because Iâm Like That.
These are all ownvoices in at least one way. Ownvoices rep will be italicized in the list.
Highly Illogical Behavior by John Corey Whaley When you hear what this book is about, it sounds really bad. Like âGirl decides to âfixâ agoraphobic gay boy and her boyfriend gets ~close~ with himâ is essentially what the synopsis says. It sets it up for every bad trope. And then uses none of them. Itâs so good, has great portrayal of good accommodations, healthy friendship, and a bunch of Star Trek references. Representation: Sol is gay and agoraphobic
Heart of Iron by Ashley Poston Donât look up the synopsis yourself, go right to goodreads (iâd link but you know how tumblr is with links), some of the synopses that come up automatically start with a âitâs like [story] in spaceâ and itâs a spoiler. Iâll put the first part of it here bc itâs hard to get the words. Seventeen-year-old Ana is a scoundrel by nurture and an outlaw by nature. Found as a child drifting through space with a sentient android called D09, Ana was saved by a fearsome space captain and the grizzled crew she now calls family. But D09âone of the last remaining illegal Metalsâhas been glitching, and Ana will stop at nothing to find a way to fix him. Representation: Ana is written as acespec (not Super clear but it was the intent) Captain Siege is a lesbian. Telle is a lesbian. Robb is gay. Jax is gay.
The Gentlemanâs Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee So, thereâs a lot of hype around Gentlemanâs Guide and I was sort of expecting to be let down, but it more than lived up to it. Henry "Monty" Montague is going on his Tour of the continent (travel around Europe and have fun one last time, is the idea). Chaotic disaster bisexual Monty causes trouble, of course. So then on the way to dropping his sister off at finishing school before returning home early, they get attacked. Because Monty is a dumbass (itâs actually his fault). Cue rich kids travelling with no money & trying to avoid a growing number of people. Mackenzi Lee has hit the nail on the head with growth. Not only does she get that sometimes, growth does happen because of one moment of learning, she also writes it well, which is a really difficult thing to write. Thereâs a lot of heavy stuff in it, but none of it was thrown in for no reason, itâs actually important to the books and to the characters. Representation: Monty is bi, has PTSD, and (at the end of the first book, so spoilers) deaf on one side Percy is mixed, mlm, and (you find out part way through so if youâre picky about it it could be spoilers), epileptic. Felicity is aroace. Many other characters who arenât white and a wlw character in the second book.
I Wish You All The Best by Mason Deaver After Ben comes out to their parents, things donât exactly go well. They get kicked out, and have to go live with their sister who they havenât seen in 10 years. They start over at a new school, only out to their sister, her husband, and their therapist (because hey, look how well coming out went last time). This book is so damn cute. And a book with a nonbinary main character! Representation: Ben is nonbinary Nathan is bisexual and black
Every Heart a Doorway by Seanan McGuire Think Narnia, but with more worlds and less religion and you've got the concept of the doorways. Children have always been disappearing - going through a door that's appeared to them. But magic worlds rarely have use for used up miracle children. So they're sent back. But they don't come back the same. The children at Elanor West's Home for Wayward Children have all tumbled once. And they all want to get back. But with Nancy's arrival, things start going wrong. Representation: Nancy is asexual Jack is pan and has OCD Kade is a trans guy Sumi is bi (Seanan McGuire is a queer cis woman)
You Asked for Perfect by Laura Silverman Ariel Stone is a perfect student: heâs a community volunteer, first chair violin, and is on track to be valedictorian. And then he fails a calc test. When he finds he canât fix it himself, he reluctantly gets a tutor. And he may not like calc, but he might like Amir. I started recommending this book to people when I was 5 pages into it. Ariel is so explicitly Jewish that Laura Silverman put her grandmotherâs matzo ball soup recipe in the back because itâs not fair to rave about it so much and not provide a recipe. Heâs explicitly bisexual by page 8. Amir and Sookâs eyes are both described as âwarmâ and I honestly think itâs the first time Iâve seen characters of colorâs eyes described as anything but âdarkâ. Representation: Ariel is bisexual and Jewish Amir is a gay Pakistani Muslim Sook is a chubby Korean lesbian
The Past and Other Things That Should Stay Buried by Shaun David Hutchinson Shaun is back with more âso... the world might be ending?â and I absolutely love it. Dinoâs ex-best-friend July died suddenly 4 days ago, and his family runs the funeral home. Dino is touching up Julyâs makeup (he knows how she wore it and everyone was doing it wrong), and she wakes up. But sheâs not exactly... alive. Sheâs just not-dead. And then... other people just stop dying. So they have to figure out whatâs happening. How July came back - or at least how to re-kill her when nobody can die. So not only is it a super interesting book, itâs also like... Shaun goes in on topics like âgay people making gay jokes and straight people making gay jokes are differentâ and âa cis guy might (might) not mind if you call him a girl, but do not call a trans guy a girlâ Also I recommend anything by Shaun David Hutchinson. Representation: Dino is gay Rafi is trans, mlm, and mixed (white/Pakistani) Multiple LGBTQ+ minor characters
On The Edge of Gone by Corinne Duyvis Itâs an end-of-the-world type book (via comet strike). Due to strange circumstances, Denise and her mother end up not at their government assigned shelter, but on a generation ship. And Denise has just a few days to find her sister and prove that her skills are worth 3 spots on a ship with limited resources. Representation: Denise is mixed (Surinamese/white) and autistic Iris is mixed (Surinamese/white) and a bi trans woman. Els is wlw. Leyla is wlw. Samira and Nordin are Muslim Some minor characters.
Radio Silence by Alice Oseman Iâm just gonna give yâall the actual synopsis this time
You probably think that Aled Last and I are going to fall in love or something. Since he is a boy and I am a girl. I just wanted to sayâwe donât. Frances Janvier spends most of her time studying. When sheâs not studying, sheâs up in her room making fan art for her favorite podcast, Universe City. Everyone knows Aled Last as that quiet boy who gets straight As. But no one knows heâs the creator of Universe City, who goes by the name Radio Silence. When Frances gets a message from Radio Silence asking if sheâll collaborate with him, everything changes. Frances and Aled spend an entire summer working together and becoming best friends. They get each other when no one else does. But when Aledâs identity as Radio Silence is revealed, Frances fears that the future of Universe Cityâand their friendshipâis at risk. Aled helped her find her voice. Without him, will she have the courage to show the world who she really is? Or will she be met with radio silence?
This book is so good but fair warning, it gets really heavy.Â
Representation: Aled is demisexual (Alice is queer/aroace) Frances is bi and mixed (white/Ethiopian) Daniel is gay and Korean Carys is a lesbian Raine is pan, Indian, and Hindu
Otherbound by Corinne Duyvis Otherbound is set in two worlds - Nolanâs (ours) and Amaraâs (the Dunelands, where magic is real). Amara is on the run with the former princess, Cilla, whose family was overthrown by the ministers. Cilla has been cursed and is being hunted, and Amaraâs particular type of healing magic is, basically, convenient for redirecting Cillaâs curse. Since they were children, Nolan has been experiencing Amaraâs world through her every time he closes his eyes. He sees through her eyes, feels what she feels, smells what she smells. But heâs just a silent observer. She doesnât even know heâs there. Until now. Representation: Nolan is Mexica and disabled Amara is not white, mute (due to mutilation), and bi Cilla is not white, fat, and a lesbian The majority of other characters are also not white.
#books#whatsnewpride#i am both very sorry for the length of this post#and absolutely not sorry at all
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My girlfriend asked me to make her a list of works of fantasy and science fiction so should could feel keyed into references when they come up in conversation. She wanted to feel more grounded in these genres, which she likes, but hasnt made the effort to be on top of everything.
I was happy to compile the most important names, but told her it couldnât be a short list because recognizing the works of today means honoring their origins, which goes way back into our past.Â
Whatâs below is my best effort to include what I assess to be the most culturally relevant becoming, tempering my favorites, and trying to keep it from being totally overwhelming. Iâve left off works from the past five to ten years because it can take a span of time before we're aware the effects new ideas may have. Felt like sharing here in case you or your friends want a crash course on the bedrock of our imagined landscape. I do try to be globally aware, however this list will reflect my bias as a white, straight, male who grew up in the States. And as this is an ongoing conversation between her and myself, I wanted to be able to vouch for the contents.
-Key-
(Wiki)Â Read up for cultural significance *Â Â Â Â Â Personal Favorite +Â Â Â Â Hugely influential ^Â Â Â Â Non-Essential but worth listing
-Literature-
8,000 BC Aboriginal mythology (pre written language)
2,300 BC Egyptian & Chinese myths+
1,000 BC The Old Testament+
900 BC Greek myths, fables, and all the rest
300 BC - 1800 AD Folk and fairy tales+
1000 AD Beowulf (Wiki)
1100s Legend of King Arthur+ 1200s Norse mythology+
1300s The Inferno - Dante Alighieri+
1500s A Midsummer Nightâs Dream - Shakespeare
1600s Paradise Lost*
1700s Gulliverâs Travels The Arabian Nights (Wiki)
1800s Faust Frankenstein* - Mary Wollstonecraft Shelly+ Grimmâs fairy tales+ (Wiki brothers, who collected folktales) The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde* Dracula - Bram Stoker+ Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll+ Flatland The Time Machine & War of the Worlds - HG Wells+ (godfather of SF) Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea - Jules Verne+ The Tell-Tale Heart - Edgar Allan Poe+
1900s Peter Pan - JM Barry The Comet - WEB Dubois Little Nemo in Slumberland - Winsor McCay The Book of Wonder - Lord Dunsany (less known now, he was highly influential in his time for fantasy & mythos) The Metamorphosis - Franz Kafka+ (Einsteinâs Theory of Relativity) The Wizard of Oz - L. Frank Baum+ John Carter of Mars - (Wiki) Call of Cthulhu or The Outsider - HP Lovecraft+ Brave New World - Aldous Huxley (Teacher of Orwell https://bit.ly/2xayA23) 1984 - George Orwell+ Amazing Stories magazine - John Campbell+ (writer & editor)
After 1950 Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien+ Chronicles of Narnia* - CS Lewis I Am Legend - Richard Matheson (The first real zombie story. Also wrote for Twilight Zone) Childhoodâs End - Arthur C Clarke+ I, Robot - Isaac Asimov+ Farenheit 451 - Ray Bradbury Funes the Memorious or The Garden of Forking Paths - Borges+ Slaughterhouse Five - Kurt Vonnegut Wizard of Earthsea or The Lathe of Heaven - Ursula LeGuin Stranger in a Strange Land - Robert Heinlein Dune Where the Wild Things Are - Maurice Sendak The Neverending Story* ^The Man in the High Castle Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? - (inspired Bladerunner) Philip K Dick+ The Hitchhikerâs Guide to the Galaxy A Wrinkle in Time The Stand - Stephen King+
After 1980 Invisible Cities - Italo Calvino Xanth series* Communion - (True account of alien abduction) Neuromancer - William Gibson+ Handmaidâs Tale - Margaret Atwood Jurassic Park - Michael Crichton+ Snow Crash - Neal Stephenson Enderâs Game* - Orson Scott Card Parable of the Sower - Octavia Butler A Song of Ice & Fire - George RR Martin ^Hunger Games Harry Potter - JK Rowling+ Who Fears Death
-Comics/Superheroes-
-DC Comics- Superman (Wiki how he came to be) Wonder Woman (Wiki how she came to be or watch Professor Marston and the Wonder Women. Very interesting) Batman (and Joker) The Sandman - Neil Gaiman Watchmen* - Alan Moore+
-Marvel Comics- Spiderman* (Wiki how he came to be) X Men* Avengers (the hugely popular films all started with decades of comics) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles* Hellboy*
-Games- Dungeons & Dragons+ Magic the Gathering Netrunner
-Artists & Illustrators-
1100-1200 Anonymous monkâs illuminated manuscript creatures -Â https://bit.ly/2Ynytf7
1400s Hieronomous Bosch+ Leonardo DaVinci Michelangelo+ 1500s Arcimboldo
1800s Gustav Doré+ Howard Pyle JW Waterhouse
1900s Maxfield Parish NC Wyeth+ Sir John Tenniel Windsor McCay+ Arthur Rackham - fairy tales Jack Kirby - superhero comics Margaret Brundage - Weird Tales covers Picasso - Cubism Chesley Bonestell -Â space travel, integral to NASA Frank Frazetta MC Escher Heinrich Kley Sun Ra - Afrofuturist musician
After 1980 Jeff Easley - D&D Jim Lee - X Men Michael Whelan H.R. Giger - Alien films Brian Froud Syd Mead - design of Bladerunner & other films Roger Dean - album covers Jean Giraud aka Moebius Bill Waterson - Calvin & Hobbes Leo Dillon and Diane Dillon James Gurney - Dinotopia Alan Lee - Lord of the Rings Alex Ross - superheroes Chris Van Allsburg Mike Mignola - Hellboy Mary GrandPré - Harry Potter
-Radio-
1930s -1950s Flash Gordon War of the Worlds (Wiki Orson Wellesâ radio hoax) Buck Rogers The Shadow and much more in the ensuing years, including adaptations of The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and The Hitchhikerâs Guide
-TV Shows-
After 1950s Twilight Zone - Rod Serling Lost in Space Star Trek - (Wiki) Gene Roddenberry Dr Who (Wiki) The Jetsons (Wiki) Cosmos - Carl Sagan+ (Science fact)
After 1980s Transformers Quantum Leap Twin Peaks - David Lynch (not really either genre but impact has been undeniable) Buffy the Vampire Slayer* - Joss Whedon X Files* Neon Genesis Evangelion
After 2000 Firefly - Joss Whedon Lost* - JJ Abrams Battlestar Galactica Black Mirror* Game of Thrones Westworld* - reboot of Michael Crichton 1970s film
-Films-
1900s King Kong (Wiki) The Wizard of Oz+ Fantasia- Disney+ Monster movies- Dracula, The Mummy, The Wolfman, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Frankenstein (Wiki)
After 1950 Godzilla+ (Wiki) Seven Samurai or Hidden Fortress - Akira Kurosawa+ (Not SF or fantasy but influential) The 7th Voyage of Sinbad - Special effects by Ray Harryhausen (Wiki) Invasion of the Body Snatchers 2001 A Space Odyssey - Stanley Kubrick+ (Wiki) Planet of the Apes Night of the Living Dead+ (Wiki) Superman #Star Wars Trilogy - George Lucas (owing to Joseph Campbellâs monomyth)+
After 1980 Bladerunner* - Ridley Scott ^Legend Mad Max series Alien or sequel Aliens Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind - Steven Spielberg+ ET Star Trek series Back to the Future Brazil - Terry Gilliam+ Tron+ Ghostbusters* Bill & Tedâs Excellent Adventure* The Princess Bride* Labyrinth* The Terminator & Terminator 2* - James Cameron+ Akira The Fifth Element Robocop Beetlejuice ^Nightmare Before Xmas* Jurassic Park - Steven Spielberg+ The City of Lost Children* The Iron Giant* 12 Monkeys Groundhog Day* The Sixth Sense Ghost in the Shell (1995 anime) Gattaca* Donnie Darko* Starship Troopers (tongue in cheek adaptation of Heinleinâs classic) The Matrix*
After 2000 Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon My Neighbor Totoro or Spirited Away - Hayao Miyazaki ^Underworld Minority Report Lord of the Rings Primer ^The Incredibles Shaun of the Dead*Â Panâs Labyrinth - Guillermo del Toro Moon* Marvel Cinematic Universe ^Idiocracy Inception* &/or Interseller - Christopher Nolan+
#scifi#fantasy#essential#list#stories#collection#visionary#narratives#homework#crashcourse#genre#bestof
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Journal 44
A return to business as usual was interrupted by Danse contacting me. I presumed at first he would have opinions regarding the recent attack on Jamaica Plain - Gunners, though they retreated and haven't been seen in the area since - but my friend surprised me. He wanted to remind me of my promise to Billy Peabody that he would meet other children.
Jamaica Plain would have been an ideal location, but with the recent attack, Danse suggested The Castle as an alternative. Ms. Shaw might not care for children running around her fort, but it would be a goodwill symbol and the children would be impressed. Most importantly, it's safe.
I agreed, and sent word to the Peabodys, MacCready, and every other family I've met who have a child. The invitation was extended to all the children of Diamond City as well, though I didn't expect much of a response. The Castle may be safe, but the journey through Boston is not, and so Valentine and I found ourselves escorting only our son and Nat Wright. Piper joined us, and Dogmeat of course.
MacCready and Duncan were there, and late in the day came Matt Peabody and Billy. Roger Warwick and his son Wally also made the trip north, which I was particularly glad to see since they live the closest to the Peabodys. Mr. Warwick was a bit⊠startled, to meet my partner. There was a clear moment of fear at seeing a second generation synth for the first time in a year, and he didn't bother to hide his confusion when Valentine spoke to him.
âDon't worry, friend, the Institute and I weren't on speaking terms even before they were blown up. I'm a prototype. I got out.â
Warwick processed this and shook Valentine's hand. âThen I'm pleased to meet you. Ah. Has Holmes told you -â
âAbout you?â Valentine grinned, âSecret's safe with me, don't worry. Did you meet Matt? You two are practically neighbors, or would be if there wasn't a factory full of super mutants in the way.â
That was something of an exaggeration, but Mr. Warwick and Mr. Peabody immediately set to discussing trade while I introduced MacCready to Ms. Shaw. He's made it perfectly clear that he's not a Minuteman, yet, he's only working for us. Shaw found that simultaneously annoying and amusing, but welcomed the help. Piper started interviewing the Minutemen stationed at the Castle about the success of the Minutemen and the history of the location. They humored her, though she did manage to strike up an in-depth conversation with one who once lived in Diamond City as a very young girl.
The children, for their part, hit it off instantly. Shaun showed no hesitation beyond a quick, âwow!â when introduced to Billy. Given that one of his fathers is mechanical, it's no surprise that physical appearance means little to him. Nat and Duncan followed their friend's lead, and Wally, not wanting to be left out, joined in the fun. They started with tag outside the door under the watchful eye of Dogmeat. The Minutemen on guard were there as well of course, but they had their duties to attend.
Some Minutemen thought this event was simply the General performing a public relations stunt; others thought it was good for kids to see what the Minutemen are like up close, in case they ever need them or want to join. A few Minutemen even started trying to come up with a way to safely transport more people here. Stealing a Brotherhood vertibird was floated as a possibility, but I silenced that with a glance. âJust a joke, General.â
I smiled, âHow would you fly it if you did manage to steal one?â
They frowned, and went back to brainstorming.
The day went very well, a chill night wind sending the children inside. The children and their families shared space in the barracks overnight, and in the morning it was time for everyone to return home. Billy was effusive in his thanks, and told me to thank âMr. Danseâ as well. Mr. Peabody echoed the sentiment. I told them I would, and they headed south with the Warwicks.
MacCready and Duncan followed us west. When Piper found out MacCready is from the Capital Wasteland, her questions didn't stop until we parted ways. MacCready, clearly attempting to flirt, was more than happy to answer until it was time for he and Duncan to move further north.
After our safe return home, life finally returned to its usual routine - as much of a routine as a private detective in a post-apocalyptic wasteland can have. Much like before the war, there are always people who need help. Unfortunately, also as it was before the War, many of their problems are dull. Valentine would scold me for referring to them as such, but that is the best description. Now that Iâve grasped the finer points of life in this century, now that I can distinguish a scavver from a trader from a farmer by the patterns of mud on their knees, much of the mystery of the world is vanishing. Itâs difficult to keep myself occupied.
And so it was that one afternoon Valentine came home from the office to find out why I hadnât joined him there yet. He found me lying on the sofa with an arm draped across my face. He spoke to Codsworth in the hall, as if that would be far enough for me not to know what they were talking about, and strolled over to me.
âAny way I can help?â he asked.
âMurder someone and do a marvelous job hiding the evidence.â
I could hear the smile in his voice, âHow about something less gruesome?â
âBurglary, blackmail, anything. As long as itâs stimulating.â
âMhm. Here, move your legs⊠alright, Iâll move them for you.â My legs were suddenly pushed over the side as Valentine sat down, resulting in my body shaped like an âLâ. âNow sit up.â I did not. He sighed, âCome on, Holmes, whatâs wrong?â
âDepression triggered by the futility of a banal existence,â I answered flatly.
I heard the strike of a match as he lit a cigarette, âI sure hope existential ennui isnât hereditary.â I scoffed at his attempt at humor before realizing he might have been in earnest. âCodsworth told me you havenât eaten today. At all.â
âFood. What appeal could that possibly hold?â
âAt the very least, itâll help keep the folks who love you from worrying so much. You gonna be lying here like this when Shaun gets home from school?â
âPossibly.â I fully recognize I was being petulant now, but at the time I only knew I was bored.
Valentine smoked in silence for a few moments. âHow do you feel about ghosts?â
The question was so outlandish I brought my arm down from my face, âWhat?â
He tried not to grin at his miniscule success at gaining my interest, âRumor has it that the old Museum of Witchcraft up in Salem is haunted.â
I frowned, âValentine, my feet remain firmly in the realm of reality, no matter my mental state. Ghosts need not apply.â
âThey do when the alternative is this,â he gestured to my position. âIâm getting you out of the house, and away from any potential, uh, temptations.â
I was annoyed, âI havenât taken anything.â
âBut youâve thought about it.â
He wasnât accusing, there was no malice or judgement in his voice, just a simple fact and all the consequences it implied. I would have been remarkably irritated if he didnât love me so much. âSalem is at least a two day walk,â was my rather pathetic attempt at argument.
He laughed. âSince when has that stopped you?â
The outside of the museum resembles a Gothic style church, as fitting a setting as any. The main door to the building was chained shut, so we searched for another way in. Near the cellar door on the side lay the body of a Gunner, torn apart. Quite literally.
âGoodness,â Valentine muttered as I inspected the remains. âWhat do you think got her?â
âThis might shed some light on the matter,â I said as I held up a holotape. The Gunner had been recording when she was killed. I played it on my Pip-Boy, and listened to this Private Hart speak to her commanding officer about hauling luggage from Lynn Woods for a robot butler named Wellingham.
âWellingham?!â Valentine was shocked. Wellingham, I recalled, is the name of the Mr. Handy that works at an Upper Stands taphouse in Diamond City. âWhat the hell sort of business does that bartending bot have with Gunners?â
The tape continued, revealing the Gunners were being pursued by⊠something. Whatever it was, it was enough to have the commander in a mild panic. Everyone hurried inside the museum⊠except Private Hart, who was caught before she even knew what she was supposed to be running from.
A cold wind rattled the dead leaves on the trees and ground. âWe goinâ in?â Valentine asked.
âMy dear Valentine, this excursion was your suggestion. We would be remiss to turn back without investigating the âhaunting.ââ
âThought youâd say that,â my partner grumbled and readied his gun. Together we descended into the basement.
We found the body of the commanding officer dismembered and beheaded on the floor, two of his squad in similar state close by. Something very large moved across the floorboards above our head. âWell, I don't think it's a mole rat,â Valentine softly muttered.
âIndeed.â I started to move toward the stair up to the main floor, the light of my Pip-Boy casting them in eerie green. The body of a dead Gunner hung through a gap in the dilapidated boards overhead. We froze as something pulled it out of sight.
âMy god,â Valentine's voice betrayed a trace of fear. I couldn't blame him as a chill went down my own spine.
We could have turned back, but now I was curious. We crept up the stairs and entered the museum. The main floor of the building had been demolished, with little to indicate that once it had held any sort of exhibits or historical value. A low growl came from the back of the room as we hurried across the front, a massive scaled shape roaming the debris, its horned head turning as if looking for something.
We ran through the next doorway. âFront doorâs chained shut,â Valentine whispered, âand getting that rusted lock offâs gonna make a lot of racket⊠what on earth?â
Weâd stumbled upon a Gunner corpse in the museumâs bathroom. Scattered among his remains were gigantic eggs, their shells cracked or crushed. The manâs log provided an explanation - the Gunners were hired by Wellingham to bring him a nest of deathclaw eggs. The senior officers knew the mission, but the men, this sergeant and the private dead outside, and likely every other corpse in the building, had no idea what they were carrying.
I spotted a single undamaged egg and carefully picked it up.
âLetting a deathclaw see you carrying her egg ainât the best idea,â Valentine muttered as he kept watch out the door.
âI have no intention of letting her. The nest is somewhere near Lynn Woods. Weâll have to make quick work of that chain on the door, or sneak out past -â
âPartner, I gotta admit, exactly how weâre gonna find a deathclaw nest without getting ripped apart escapes me.â
He had a point. âStill, itâll be a cold day in hell before I let that glorified liquor cabinet use this to feed his pampered customers.â
âAh, spite. Few motivations are so great.â
âYou think this is insane.â
âNope. I always like the idea of returning stolen goods. Hey, nowâs our chance. Letâs move.â
We managed to escape that place without drawing the deathclawâs attention and headed for Lynn Woods. âYou are certain you want to come with me to return this egg?â
âI'd rather it be me doing the returning, simply because I probably won't die if a deathclaw rips my arms off, but the idea's a good one. It's not easy to do the right thing for something that seems so evil, but everyone deserves their fair shot.â
His sincerity brought me up short. âMr. Valentine, sometimes you are astounding,â I said with full affection.
He was amused, âNot bad yourself, Mr. Holmes.â
âI'm perfectly serious. The amount of compassion you maintain in the face of this world is nothing short of incredible.â
âAin't always the case,â he cautioned, âand my patience for folks gets pretty short when they waste their chance to do good.â
âBe as humble as you like, I stand by my statement.â
He laughed, âGod forbid I argue with your ridiculously high opinion of me.â His hand briefly brushed my lower back, âCome on, let's get that egg back to the nest.â
Having left the presumed mother of the eggs in Salem, it was something of a surprise when the other parent stepped out of the darkness as we crept toward the nest. We froze, the egg in my outstretched hands. It growled, but didnât attack.
âThink it knows what we're trying to do?â Valentine whispered.
âI don't want to stay to find out,â I muttered, and gently put the egg in the pile of vegetation and dirt. The deathclaw took a single step forward as we slowly backed away, watching our retreat until we were willing to attempt turning tail and running as fast as we could away from that place.
âYou know Holmes,â Valentine joked, âI think âno ghost storiesâ might be a good company policy after all.â
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