#opposite: tyson chapman

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"To add a fucking air of mystery, man." And definitely not just because when Thadd had come up with these birthday plans originally, he'd had absolutely no idea if it was something Tallulah had wanted to be involved in at all. He still wasn't completely sure, but she was there and she'd dressed up, and that was good enough for him. "Gotta keep everyone on their toes."

Tyson's prickliness was not a costume donned for the night, so Thadd knew how to take it with a grain of salt. He didn't have to agree to let their apartment be an open door for all of Mack's contacts (including but not limited to the Postmates driver that'd delivered them their Taco Bell a few weeks prior, shoutout to JT), but he had--and he too had dressed up, which had been one of the only two rules of the night.

(The second of which was not to be an Asteroid Cows hater, but he did live there, so that could be overlooked for the night...)

"Rickkkkk, you're so right." Thadd nodded his head slowly, giving Tyson a once over, as if it was all coming back to him. "To Thaddy P and Ricky O...C." Having delayed his own shot, he was quick to knock it back in solidarity.

"Is it 'cause you realized you already dress like a clown every day?" Joker to Brendan Fraser seemed like an odd jump, but even odder was that Thadd could've sworn that it wasn't the first time that night that The Mummy had come up.

"Why does the name for this thing keep fucking changing?" Tyson toasted Thadd anyway, he had been saving everyone around him from confusion by calling it Whackoween since the party had gotten into full swing and it had caught on with at least three attendees.

"I already told you I'm not calling you that." Thaddeus on it's own was a ludicrous name, he wouldn't indulge in an even more absurd moniker stemming from it. Knocking back his shot, he glanced down at his own costume, the best he could do to pull off Rick O'Connell on short notice.

"I'm Rick O'Connell. The main guy from The Mummy, Brendan Fraser. From the one before they rebooted it with Tom Cruise."

That was a life rule to live by -- never be Tom Cruise.

"I was going to go with the Joker but I switched it up last minute."

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thadd: wow is ur name tyson or tyRANT thadd: rent? in this ghost economy??? thadd: like FUCK dude u get evicted from life and then all of a sudden ur homeless... thadd: how does casper do it? thadd: what can i say man, i'm a ghost of the people fs thadd: soooooo what i'm hearing is that u WOULD come to our wedding??? 🥹 thadd: also that ur still obvs supes upset abt this whole deanie marrying ur brother thing...

tyson: i'd sage the place so fast or w/ever you do to get rid of unwanted spirits 🚫👻 tyson: but i'd still expect your half of the rent tyson:

tyson: dead bitch better have my money tyson: your level of delusion fascinates me, sometimes it feels aspirational, sometimes borderline concerning tyson: if this save the date ever materialised i'd tick it and send it back. that one in the trash is a bigger fucking joke than your fantasy marriage

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thadd:

thadd: 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾 thadd: jokes on u asshole thadd: u don't think my ass is gonna haunt ur ass if i die? thadd: i'm getting my security deposits worth on that apartment so be fckn prepared for thaddy phantom buddy 👻 👻 👻  thadd: tho the only 1 that's gonna be getting boo'd up is rina when she inevitably acknowledges my existence and we fall in love and get married, thx thadd: should i bother with a save the date or r u just gonna toss it like u did the last 1 👀 🫢 

tyson 📲 thadd.

tyson: t tyson: h tyson: a tyson: d tyson: d tyson: e tyson: u tyson: s tyson: . tyson: 👆🏻 bet you almost killed yourself diving at your phone like a beached sea lion at these notifications thinking it was rina sawayama tyson: spoiler alert tyson:

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