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aardvaark · 2 months ago

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considering we know parker has travelled overseas a LOT pre-leverage, her pre-flight announcement as a flight attendant in the mile high job is particularly funny to me. either she’s been itching to share that "jet fuel burns at over 1000 degrees" with fellow passengers on her previous flights, or perhaps this isn’t the first time she’s given that speech

#leverageposting #leverage #parker leverage #the mile high job #though it’s possible she’s just been using those apparent teleportation powers of hers to travel previously #honestly pretending to be a flight attendant probably rlly works for her bc it allows for movement & an activity to prevent boredom &#opportunities to steal. she was kinda in her element on that job tbh. ‘theres a SYSTEM’.#(look it seems like it is her first time flight-attendant-ing but this is just for the jokes)

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