#opp: pandora botwin

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Ultimate ship for Jack & Pandora I miss our gay moms

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General:

How long will they last? : i think for as long as they’re.. alive.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? : it was p slow and that was entirely on jack. once she fell tho, she fell hard.

How was their first kiss? : one of those kisses that was just… pure and simple, emotionally charged. it had definitely been building a while, before they gave in.

Wedding:

Who proposed? : jack ! she def always looked at her mum and dad as an example of eternal love to aim for, and when she found it, she was not letting it pass her by.

Who is the best man/men? : jack’s siblings fulfilled the role for her.

Who is the bridesmaid(s)? : uh… some friend of dora’s, i’m sure.

Who did the most planning? : they did equal amts of planning.

Who stressed the most? : dora.

How fancy was the ceremony? : not very. it was an outside wedding, and it was very lowkey. like, 10 guests max, lowkey. they made most of the stuff themselves, and it was all very wholesome. they’ll prob do a fancier renewal of their vows eventually.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? : oogie.

Sex:

Who is on top? : jack. i just… know, you know? 

Who is the one to instigate things? : depends. i would say it’s p equal.

How healthy is their sex life? : it’s fine! good! words in line w both of those! they don’t have a wild sex life by any means ( too many kids livin in their house ), but it works for them.

How kinky are they? : they definitely enjoy being a lil freaky in bed, but they save the more out of pocket things for when it’s a special occasion. 

How long do they normally last? : im uncomfortable w this question.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? : they’re gay, so, like, yea.

How rough are they in bed? : not very. their relationship is built on TENDER , LOVE , AND CARE.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? : lots. jack is the little spoon.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? : none.

How many children will they adopt? : they have six kids ; fisher, friday, blair, cassandra, freddy & clarice. i honestly and truly believe they could end up with more.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? : pros of adopting kiddos that are a little older and need loving homes : they never got stuck w diaper duty.

Who is the stricter parent? : they’re both pretty on level. i would say everyone THINKS its jack, but she’s actually pretty chill - why do y’all think freddy gets away w being such a maniac?

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? : jack, always.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? : they give ‘em money, and if they don’t use that on lunch that’s on them.

Who is the more loved parent? : jack. sorry, dora, but i’m just talking facts.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? : jack and dora go together for the united front.

Who cried the most at graduation? : dora.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? : jack.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? : dora, mostly. jack ain’t got the time.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? : solely by default dora bc now im thinking abt it how much does jack even eat.

Who does the grocery shopping? : dora goes weekly w freddy and clarice.

How often do they bake desserts? : dora does a nice dessert every night for the kiddos.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? : it’s up to everybody what their personal pref is.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? : jack ! 

Who is more likely to suggest going out? : dora ! 

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? : neither.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? : jack loves cleaning, so u know it b her.

Who is really against chores? : the kids.

Who cleans up after the pets? : they take after their pets. the kids r encouraged to take after theirs. 

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? : dora.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? : jack.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? : the kids go fishing nightly.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? : jack.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? : i dont know if they have a dog.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? : they go ALL OUT for EVERY holiday. even valentines. bc its fridays birthday.

What are their goals for the relationship? : i think they’re p set.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? : dora.

Who plays the most pranks? : neither.