#open i guess?

[connor-mark-ii]

He's thinking way too much about death tonight. Time to put on some Lo-Fi beats and chill on the couch with a giant 170lb weighted blanket named Sumo.

[inseparableduo]

She can't help but giggle and twirl her hair as she thinks about her partner. "God, my boyfriend is just so cute." She sighs wistfully.

[goddesstrolls]

"What a lovely night. The snow looks so beautiful in the moonlight."

"I wonder if Adelen will take a break to go on a walk with me."

[the-forsakenlegionnaire]

The unity purrs, its engines sleeping as it floats lazily into the night sky. At times, one could think that Lien-da's vessel was alive, following orders only she knew about.

They have approached a place the grandmaster both hoped and feared they'd ever reach.

Albion. The first bastion of the echidna race. Survivors or not, Lien-da knew, deep within her heart, that as many questions would be unearthed as would answers.

But she was not among those chosen to enter this sacred city. And so, she pondered how to even reach it, without a word, sat down on the beach and watching the waves strike nearby rocks.

In times like those, she almost understood why Glenndolyn enjoyed these long lonely treks so much. Almost.

Keep thinking, Lien-da. Surely an answer will come to you.

[thosetaleskids]

"Ugh, these horrible, money-grubbing scammers going around! Just who do they think they are, anyway? I can respect a bit of playing dirty as much as the next girl, but this is just a new low!"

"I can hardly bear to watch. Papa's gonna fall for it again, I just know it..."

[rxbelling-hxrald]

"You've done well on your journey to arrive here warrior, however despite all your progress I'm afraid this is where it ends. I may be your enemy but I too have my own honour to uphold, come! Draw your blade so that you may perish upon mine!"

[gongyussy]

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[stolastar]

It's wrong to look a gift horse- well, this wasn't a horse. Thank Satan, everything in Blitz' home was a horse. Rather than a horse, he inspected the rats he was provided.

Street rats... He hoped these weren't diseased, not that it would kill him, but it would make him sick. Still, the way Blitz went out killing rats for him reminded him of a housecat and gave him an embarrassing sense of warmth about it.

Stolas took a very small, very hesitant bite.

[sat-ona-tuffet]

"Have a wonderful evening~!"

The last of the customers were heading out the door, and Muffet was sure they would have such a lovely Gyftmas, or whatever it was they celebrated on the surface. She had given all her employees the day off- aside from herself, of course. She had spent the day both manning the counter and baking to keep up with demand in preparation for the holiday, and truly she couldn't think of many better ways to spend it.

When she was able to close up the doors, she decided to sit outside her bakery, her heated jacket zipped tight and covering all of her arms. If it wasn't so clearly a spider monster beneath the mountain of clothes, it would be hard to tell it was even Muffet in there!

Muffet figured she'd sit and watch people for awhile, then go inside to spend the holiday with her beloved spiders. Her extensive, loving family always loved this time of year!

[varpusvaras]

I think that instead of being super apprehensive about Jason and him dating Roy, Oliver should take one look at him and then one look at Bruce and go oh, I'm about to be so annoying.

Oliver starts being so nice to Jason. So nice. Inviting him to family dinners. Giving him both his hero communications and personal phone number and telling him to call whenever he needs something. He gives him new tech and keeps updating his weapons and armor. He helps with missions and clean up and says nothing if Jason is a little rough, apart from patting him on the back and saying good job. He starts keeping his picture inside his wallet and has other pictures of Jason, Roy and Lian framed in the house and tells everyone about him. He starts calling him son-in-law first and then just son and then calls him a Harper and eventually a Queen.

At first it was just to annoy Bruce, but after the first time he tells Jason that he did a good job and Jason starts to tear up a little, Oliver goes oh no, oh I'm actually doing this now. This my boy now. I don't care if he and Roy break up or something, this is my boy now.

Bruce still thinks he's just doing it for the sole purpose of pissing him off, though, and he is so fucking mad. The Justice League meetings have turned into a Cold War zone.

Bruce starts to being so nice to Jason as well, forcing himself to ignore some of the more outrageous things Jason does, and Jason is so, so fucking confused.

[llovely]

here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!

[ugli-ly]

I started Disco Elysium barely knowing anything about the game, I assumed when people called Harry Du Bois a wet pathetic freak they were exaggerating. You know, the blorbofication of a middle aged man.

But no. I'm only 4 hours in and I had to make him take off his pants to clear some areas in this game? For a second I was genuinely afraid it'd be possible to get a Game Over screen bc I thought I was killing him by making him stand up too fast. The guy is almost completely incoherent. He vomited twice. Tbh it might be possible to make him meet the criteria for almost every disorder in the DSM-5, if the player so wishes

[inseparableduo]

"National girlfriend day, hu?"

[flawlessfallen]

Don't mind him, he's just bawling at the moment with a book in his lap.

[thosetaleskids]

“Pst. Lady Teresa is a bad Malak-mom. Pass it on.”

[smallidarityfan]

bro let the thoughts win