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meat-loving-meat · 5 months ago

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If you’re speed-reading to get through a pretty mediocre book for your book club and you’re more or less skipping every third word, you too can unlock something called ‘the penis that lives underneath Halldor’s shirt’

#ASGDHDJFKGKL ALL MY BRAIN SAW WAS ‘OUTLINE’ AND ‘STIFF’ OK #AND 99% OF THE TIME THAT WORD COMBO IS FOLLOWED BY THE WORD ‘PENIS’ OR ‘COCK’#AGDGDJFKGLGLGLG I WAS LIKE HUH??? HALLDOR’S PACKING IN HIS SHIRT????#I THOUGHT FOR A SPLIT SECOND IT WAS A KNIFE? OR A SCAR LIKE TANÉ ORANGE TREE?#but no. he’s just trans. ahdgdjffkgll #all of the foreshadowing for that one went WAAAAY over my head so I can’t imagine how the lovely cishet gen x ladies in my book club #are going to be thoroughly blindsided by that twist #LMAOOOOOO this book is so bad it’s good. I admire the queer rep but it’s so fucking clumsy that it circles back around to being endearing #one of the characters read aloud the dictionary definition of demisexual a few pages back. it was so clumsy and awkward #the weaver and the witch queen #oops! complete tag was meant to be: circled back around to being endearing rather than empowering

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