#ooooo boy it's crying hours boys

[chaos-in-one]

Me @ anything that is so much as a minor inconvenience:

[sweet1delusi0ns]

Nicknames Naruto boys call you—☆*:・ﾟ

Characters: Naruto🦊,sasuke🗡️,kiba🐺, shikamaru🀄️,shino🪲,neji🎋,Lee🥋, choji🍥,gaara⏳, kankuro🪆

Naruto🦊-*

He always calls you complimenting nicknames such as beautiful, gorgeous and pretty ect. He doesn’t care about your looks honestly you could be the ugliest person alive and he’s still love you. He just needs you to know your attractive no matter what! But also calls you the classics like babe n sweetheart!

“Good morning gorgeous!!” “I look like a fucking raccoon babe.” “Your still attractive no matter what y/nnnn” side note he loves giving morning kisses~

Sasuke🗡️-*

Darling. Without a doubt he calls you darling or love. He’s not sure what he would call you at first other than your name but it soon came to him. He is soooo soft for You idc what anyone says I can just imagine his soft voice “oh love” “anything else darling?” “I have a surprise for you my love” (I’m crying)

He will genuinely start crying if you called him sweet nicknames like that. (I’m writing abt that later😋)

Kiba🐺-*

Hes so Basic yet so complex honestly he will call you the most basic nicknames like babe or sweetie but then go on for hours how your the only one for him and how your were like a missing piece in his heart that he has finally found, yet he can’t come up with any better nicknames😭

“Babe have I ever told you how I feel like I’m missing apart of myself every time your away. Honestly just going to bed without you pains me so much. I’m so happy I found the one for me~” “not even baby just babe?” “I’m trying to be sincere and sensitive y/n!”

Shikamaru🀄️-*

He mainly called you dear like a old couple (LOL). Other than the sweet compliments he gives you about how hot you are n such he’s similar to kiba, basic nicknames but a lot of meaning

“Dear, I have put together a small picnic for us. I finally have time to treat you right so I figured I’d take you on a date” “Aw your the sweetest old man ever~” “anything for you dear!….HEY.”

Shino🪲-*

Call me stereotypical but he totally calls you love bug, cuddle bug or flower, cuz your his little love bug yk just full of happiness (mostly). He isn’t one to just use nicknames every sentence, he thinks nicknames should be special not matter how many times he uses them!

“Shino! I’m so happy your back home ugh I’ve missed that face! Cmon give me a hug~” “of course, I’ve missed you too love bug, or should I say cuddle bug” “either one is fine Shino~”

Neji🎋-*

Destiny (ha get it) I’m jus joking. Similar to shikamaru he talks you like you guys are an old couple but still romantic, so names like sweetheart, love and gorgeous. He uses them frequently thought so throughout the day you get to hear his pretty voice

“Sweetheart how was your day?” “Love do you want to tag along with me to the store? Or just for a walk” “you look gorgeous as always” AGH

Lee🥋-*

Ez he calls you precious. He finds it complex enough to show the love he truly feels for you without the nickname being overwhelming. “You are my precious! I will spent my whole life protecting and serving you! You deserve the best!!” I love him.

“So pretty! You are so special y/n! You are the most precious person to me!” “My precious I have a surprise!” “Precious, do you care for some tea, I’m making it fresh!”

Choji🍥-*

Also ez he calls you either honey, sweetie, or pretty. Honey and sweetie for obvious reasons, he finds you as sweet as candy and as yummy as honey, but he also finds you VERY attractive.

“Honey! I’m making dinner I hope your hungry pretty~” “your so nice to me y/n, like sweets! Ooooo that’s a good name, sweetie!”

Gaara⏳-*

He just calls you by your name, he doesn’t know what he’s doing LOL. You’ll have to coerce him into calling you cute nicknames by either promising him a reward or explaining how it’s normal to call loved ones names other than their name.

“You can call me anything you want gaara!!” “Can I Call You raccoon?” “No.” “Oh.. then what can I call you?” “Oml I’ll give you cuddles if you start calling me darling~” “sure thing y/n…uh darling..?” “Your so cute when you get flustered!”

Kankuro🪆-*

Flirt. So names along the lines of hotty, sexy, doll. Pretty self explanatory he thinks your fine asf so he’s gotta make it known. “Oo whos that hotty? Oh my gosh that my lover~” he teasing you, well atleast tried you but you just end up giggling at his attempts!

“Doll do you want to come help me in my work shop?” “Danm your so sexy~ honestly I’d let you do anything to me” “what’s your problem weirdo!” “Your hot thats my problem”

[that-one-enby-ranger]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROGER TAYLOR

It is Roger Meddows Taylor's birthday today so of course I have to make it all of yours problems and yap about it.

We've gotta start off with how talented this man is. He is the KING of drummers in my eyes and will always be. Watched a full concert today to celebrate, and I was just focusing on how fast he could move, and he wasnt always looking at the drums. And his little solo in the Montreal concert and I was staring at him and oh my gosh he can move fast. He looked tired afterwards. And his voice is amazing in its own unique way. I love it. I love listening to live songs and looking out for his baking vocals. I died everytime. My favourite song to hear live is Crazy Little Thing Called Love just because of Roger's rEaDy FreDdIe 🤠. I die every single time I hear and go insane you don't even know. His backing vocals are just *mwah* CHEF'S kiss 🤌.

And his high pitched screaming in In the Lap of the Gods is amazing. Theres a video of Roger Taylor blessing your ears for an hour and a half and it's just him screaming in that song and it really does bless your ears.

Plus he's got solo albums. And unless I'm horribly wrong, he has the most solo albums out of the entire band. I don't have a favourite album but a couple of my fav songs are The Key, Man on Fire and Strange Frontier.

He's written lots of hits and great songs including Radio Gaga, A Kind of Magic, One Vision, These are the Days of Our Lives, The Invisible Man and of course, I'm in Love With My Car.

Then there's the underrated songs that I love like Drowse, Action This Day, Ride the Wild Wind and others that I forgot and I cant be bothered to look up.

He also studied dentistry in uni. I don't know if he would have actually ended up being a dentist if he hadn't joined. But just think if he did.

THIS MAN RIGHT HERE COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR DENTIST SHOVING HIS HANDS IN YOUR MOUTH.

I just watched a video while writing this called the genius of Roger Taylor and they talked about how good he is on drums and used drum talk that even though I play drums, I haven't been playing long enough to understand, so they go into more depth on how talented he is on the drums. Its called The Genius Of Roger Taylor by Drumeo.

And you've gotta talk about his heart warming lyrics.

"With my hand on my grease gun,

Ooooo it's like a disease son."

Magical.

And what makes that even better is that sometimes during concert he would mix the lyrics around, whether on accident or purpose, I don't know, but he would say "with YOUR hand on MY grease gun." Life changing.

But seriously you wanna know some good lyrics listen to the whole of These Are The Days of Our Lives. And then try not to cry.

Moving on from talent, we gotta talk about some more amazing things about him.

He's a funny little boy. Watch some clips of him and you'll see what I mean. I don't care if you don't agree with me, I know he's a funny little boy.

"He threw my best fucking pair of maracas. Great sounding maracas, took me HOURS to steal them, and he just..." I can't write the next part without it seeming like it's a roleplay because it's a motion he makes of throwing stuff away in the air.

Anyways, it was his idea to dress up in drag for the I Want to Break Free video and that was one of his best ideas ever. Rogerina looked amazing.

What a goddess. And when I Want to Break Free got canceled in America, he would help stand up for the video and wouldnt feel ashamed that they did it and said they had a great time and it was fun.

And somewhat similarly, but more importantly, after Freddie died, and the press were being homophobic perverts and saying stuff like Freddie had it coming, or he lived a promiscuous life style, Roger (and Brian) would go on TV and stand up for Freddie and would be like "thats not true at all, you fucking pricks." That's not what they actually said. And he would then go on about how the press were massive dicks to Freddie while trying to get into his private life especially towards the end.

Hes adorable. Sweetie. My love.

"I'd like to make it.. naked 😏, and raw."

"1 and 3/7ths sugars please." "No one and 3/7ths 😠"

"I've just written this new one, WHICH IM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT"

"ITS PERFECT"

Just some quotes there.

Also, APPARENTLY, my sources are shit, I've only heard this once, has not been backed up, but I'm including it anyways, but apparently when Roger wasn't allowed to have Stone lions out the front of his house, he thought outside the box and put up hundreds of glow and the dark gnomes.

He also apparently had to legally fight his neighbour to keep his giant statue of Freddie Mercury he had in his backyard because the neighbour APPARENTLY thought that it was "rUiNinG tHe laNdScApe"

He kissed Brian when he was drunk.

He was called sex on legs.

Grew a beard because people kept mistaking him as a girl.

His eyes.

"There was lots of sex and drugs. Actually there wasn't that much sex and ... Well there wasn't much drugs"

There's also some lovely sad stories with him. Mainly the 300 yards and I don't feel like crying again so I'm not gonna write it out.

I'm gonna stop this here because my finger feels weird from having a plaster on it for three days and I wanna focus on more Roger videos that I've been watching in the background for about an hour now. I'm just gonna say he is shemxy.

And then you've got this:

Love him. Appreciate him. I'm gonna marry him one day, mark my words.

There is a lot more on him. This is all I've got. For now.

[boytumms]

I want to knock up a gamer boy.

I want to keep him barefoot and pregnant in our apartment- making meagre money from streaming until I get home.

He sits in the ergonomic gamer chair I bought him while rubbing the swollen belly that presses his thighs apart.

He lives an almost completely sedentary lifestyle- just getting rounder and fatter every day to support my babies growing inside him.

When I get home, he waddles towards me happily, having to support the heft of his belly with his hands in order to stand. I smile while he talks about his day and all his nerdy interests that I could not give less of a shit about. As soon as I get my boots off, I bend him over onto all fours like a sow and fuck him like I'm trying to knock him up all over again.

When cum leaks out his pussy I want him to whimper and tell me he enjoyed it.

And as soon as his water breaks, I want him to immediately beg that I'll promise to keep him knocked up and pregnant forever, supporting his life of leisure while controlling his womb.

Even while nursing more babies than he can handle, I want him to tell me how he feels so empty and he needs my seed to fill him and force him to give birth again, and again, and again.

Ooooo, imagine he’s a streamer too, and of course he goes into labor while he’s live in front of thousands of viewers. His belly is so huge and swollen he can’t get out of his chair on his own, stuck panting and moaning with his belly contracting for everyone to see. You find him stuck there when you get home hours later, legs soaked from his waters breaking, crying and begging you to help him. You pull him out from his chair, but instead of taking him to a hospital, you bend him over and fuck him as he clutches his tummy and desperately tries to push his babies out. Each time he pushes, you shove it right back up into his tight womb, keeping him full and swollen, not letting him give birth until you’re done with him. You don’t bother turning the live stream off as you fuck his swollen form, even as you finally let him push out a baby or two so all of his viewers can watch him scream and cry and mewl as the head of his baby stretches him wide in front of the camera

[mommahughes19-23]

thats my baby - B.M

@ryleeee.montour : still have to get our party in before we just leave🏆

tagged : @matthew_tkachuk @montour @daynamastro

matthew_tkachuk : # 1 babyyyyyy, dont ever forget it

↪ ryleeee.montour : you act like I can forget it between you as my brother and B as my husband.

daynamastro : GIRL WE LOOKED SO FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOD

gustavforsling : still dont think its a good idea for you and Brandon to leave but I guess...

ryanlomberg : im just glad we can all be together one last time ya know💖

lundell_anton : gonna miss you, who's gonna keep up with Barky and me at the clubs!?

↪ ryleeee.montour : @carterverhaeghe I saw those videos of him keeping up dw hes got you

carterverhaeghe : I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW that casey was very proud of my sMALL consumption of alcohol through this celebration.

↪ ryleeee.montour : SMALLL CONSUMPTION!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

sbennet_93 : at least we know that when monty is done with the nhl he can be a sign girl at clubs

barkovsasha : NOT MY SHOEY PARTNERS.

tygagen : OOOOO OOOOO OOOOO GO CATS GO

evanr17 : unfortunately I will be unsubscribing to your vlogs once you leave... I cant betray my team like that. 🥸😬

emiliekulikova : the only tkachuk/montour with rhythm FOR REALLLL

ellie_connell : I guess ill settle for seeing you at holidays for now.

caseyengleson : GIRL THE WAG SECTION WONT BE POPPIN OR LOCKIN WITH OUT YOU!!!

samsonreinhart : I hate to see him go, but I love to watch him leave - lil rein😎

vt9191 : how are you guys still partying???

↪ ryleeee.montour : HOW ARENT YOU PARTYING STILL SILLY GOOSE!?!?!?!

marissalomberg : girl who the heck am I gonna go shopping with now!?

slorentz16 : erin cries at least once per day now that youre leaving...

nickcousins27 : I think this has just broken the entire group of wives and girlfriends....

alligadjovich : BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?!?!?!? HOW WILL THEY LIVE WITH OUT YOU TWO!?!?!

tiatuomola : I dont need this reminder showing up on my feed that youre abandoning us

nikomikk : WHO AM I GOING TO SING AT THE CLUBS WITH !?!?!?!?!?!?!?

tarasenko.yana : baby girl, so much funnnnn!

montour : my lil go go dancer 🥰🥰

smillaalwin : stunning as ALWAYYYYS

ninaacousins : will the world ever recover from the loss of the montour family from the panthers.... probably not

eetuluostarinen : no no no no non no no

zozeleny : GIRL IM GOING TO MISS OUR CAR RIDES TO THE STADIUM☹️

aaronekblad5 : hey Siri play we are the champions by queen

christinalrodrigues : this breaks my heart but also brings me great joy

emmasulonen : ❌❌

danielaforsling : I feel like im loosing my sister 🫨

kevinstenlund : popping bottles in the club 🥂

jessjewell : I cry so much about this 😢😢😢😢

jgadjovich : gonna miss yalllll

erinmarklee : STEVIE IS TELLING THE TRUTH DONT LEAVEEE!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

A.N: sorry not sorry that im having a moment of panthers feral hour. ughhhhhh why are they all so hot.... anywho. here's this.... it's legit not my fault they keep posting the most crisp content of my boys.

Im going to start leaving these on all my edits that include a lot of significant others :)

jessjewell = Sam Reinhart

danielaforsling = Gustav Forsling

ninacousins = Nick Cousins

tarasenko.yana = Vladamir Tarasenko

alligadjovich = Jonah Gadjovich

marissalomberg = Ryan Lomberg

emiliekulikova = Dimitri Kulikov

daynamastro = Aaron Ekblad

tiiatuomola = Eetu Luostarinen

emmasulonen = Niko Mikkola

tygagen = Alexander Barkov

ellie_connell = Matthew Tkachuk

smillaalwin = Tobias Bjornfot

zozeleny = Sam Bennett

erinmarklee = Stevie Lorentz

caseyengleson = Carter Verhaeghe

tagged : @skylershines @noahkahansorangejuice @quinnylouhughesx43

[harlowsbby]

His Lost

Liked by lilnasx, sza, druski2funny, kehlani, druski2funny and 999 others.

theshaderoom looks like lover boy harlow or more like playboy harlow is out here cheating again! someone on his close friends story leaked this to us!! looks like @yourinstagramname dumped him. what are y’all’s thought on this 👀

urbanwyatt I can’t keep defending him 👨🏼‍🦯

lilnasx what a hoe 🙄🙄🙄

druski2funny so @yourinstagramname is single? definitelyyyy getting in there

lilnasx @druski2funny trust me she doesn’t want you homebody can’t even see his feet let alone see where he’s suppose to insert his 🍆 at

zendaya smhhh

claybornharlow i feel ashamed he’s my brother

Liked by jaydawayda, sza, kehlani, lilnasx, druski2funny 2,997, 000 others.

yourinstagramname I meannnn his new bitch could never 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽

druski2funny listen mama just give me a chance please 😍

yourinstagramname @druski2funny even if you was the last man left on earth you could never get any from me

lilnasx @druski2funny hahahah you thought she wanted you 🤣🤣🤣

druski2funny @lilnasx that ain’t even funny…

sza the baddest in LA 😍

kehlani women are very much fine 😍❤️‍🔥

jaydawayda damnnnnn ❤️‍🔥

urbanwyatt I mean you can always get with me?

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jackharlow traveling through the allegations…

lilnasx ALLEGATIONS?? sir you are a CHEATER

jackharlow @lilnasx can’t confirm nor deny 🤷🏼‍♂️

kehlani I ate men with a passion

urbanwyatt gotta bounce 👨🏼‍🦯👨🏼‍🦯👨🏼‍🦯

claybornharlow mom said delete this

druski2funny jackman the player harlow 😎

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yourinstagramname stream f.n.f. for clear skin and to forget about a lame ass ex 😌🤍

lilnasx photo taken by me 😌💗

druski2funny you sure you don’t want me? I can treat you better ma 😉

yourinstagramname @druski2funny boy I’m POSITIVE

kehlani it’s the first picture for me 😍

urbanwyatt sheshhhh ngl fuck that bro code shit

brysontiller damn.

lilnasx @brysontiller ooooo I’m tellinnnnn

glorilla appreciate you pookie 💗

jackharlow you know you miss me 😕

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jackharlow stream I guess it’s fuck me if you’ve ever been dumped due to allegations

urbanwyatt now jack

lilnasx here you go with these damn allegations again 😭

druski2funny you never needed her jack she wasn’t shit

lilnasx @druski2funny but weren’t you just trying to get at y/n?

claybornharlow oh how I wish I was the only child

Liked by jackharlow, lilnasx, claybornharlow, sza and 999 others.

enews looks like jack and y/n couldn’t resist one another! and to apologize looks like the kentucky rapper bought her a car!!

jackharlow she’s so damn spoiled 🙄

yourinstagramname y’all know that other bitch could never replace me 😌💅🏽

druski2funny currently crying in the club 🥺 that was supposed to be me

lilnasx awww my babies 💗

sza always loved them together

jaydawayda please not her sucking it better 🤣

( sorrows will be out in a few hours after this )

taglist

@heavyhitterheaux @hoodharlow

@jackmans-poison @jackharloww

@moody4world @mortirolo

@lcandothisallday

[oncamelliastreet]

how would u recommend getting into 5sos?? i have friends who think i'll like them but it feels like a daunting task

OOO OO OOOOO

okay A) do it, they’re the best band ever and literally so funny you’ll die and luke hemmings is the loml so like you need to

B) the way i did it was i just listened to their first album and worked from there, but if we’re being extremely honest here their first album is hardly anyone’s favorite and that’s for a reason, so if you’re gonna listen to an album first i’d say either work from the beginning because you’ll here their growth more, or their 4th album CALM is really good and it’s only like 12 songs plus a bonus track and it’s a really good intro to them, or youngblood is my fav album by them so i’d definitely throw that your way

C) if you don’t want to listen to an album first and just want to get a feel, here are my fav songs by them

- take my hand (joshua tree version) ((ashton, the drummer, has said that this is the song he would want to define their band))

- lie to me (NOT the version featuring julia michaels) (this one comes with an extremely sad music video which i would be glad to describe to you in depth

- bad omens (literally one of their best songs)

- teeth

- no shame

- jet black heart (this one is really personal to their guitarist michael and they’ve said that they’re never removing it from their set list because it’s just too good which is amazing news because this song live is CATHARTIC)

- outer space/carry on (don’t be confused by the random silence in the middle it’s the rain in outer space if you listen closely, also i listen to this one every new year’s eve because it’s very hopeful and comforting)

- older (luke hemmings ft. his wife basically but it’s literally the most beautiful depressing love song and they randomly released it one day so i was crying at the bank after school when it first came out)

- not in the same way (THEIR BEST BRIDGE)

- out of my limit

- gotta get out (the first song they wrote and it fucking slaps dude)

also for some background info: they started out as a pop rock-ish band and luke hemmings is their lead singer, but they all sing and play instruments.

luke hemmings - lead singer, rhythm guitar (but he can also fucking shred because he’s made of angel dust)

calum hood - bass, background vocals mostly (he sings the entirety of wildflower & babylon and has mixed verses here and there throughout all their albums)

michael clifford - lead guitar, background vocals (he also has mixed verses here and there and sings the entirety of emotions)

ashton irwin - drums (and a beast at them) and background vocals (he had verses here and there too but not as common)

if you listen to a song, for example, Teeth, and you pause and think wait, there’s no way that’s the same guy singing because the vocals go so high and they were so deep before, that’s not possible, ITS LUKE!!! HE HAS THE MOST AMAZING RANGE OF ANY MALE ARTIST ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET AND CAN AND WILL SING AS HIGH OR AS LOW AS HE WANTS BECAUSE HE IS AN ICON

and if you wanna get to know their personalities first, carpool karabloke was the first video i watched of them (their australian hence karabloke) and it’s literally just them fucking around in the car listening to their album CALM (side note, that albums is there names —calum, ashton, luke, michael—because if there’s one thing they love, it’s naming an album after themselves. see: 5 seconds of summer, livesos, CALM, 5sos5)

and one more thing, if you listen to them and don’t really fuck with them (you would be wrong, by the way, listen again) then two of their members have solo works!! ashton had two albums: blood on the drums and superbloom, and luke has an album: when facing the things we turn away from (this one i could really talk about for hours because it’s my favorite album of all time) and a long ep called “boy” which is also amazing, so i would check those out

okay sorry i totally just infodumped on you because i have so much 5sos info in my brain and nobody to share it with YAYAYAY so if you ever want like a super in depth breakdown of like one of their music videos or their history feel free to ask me about it because i would loooove to talk about this for hours

also you’ll have to wait a sec for your flower because my sister literally told me she got engaged in the middle of me writing this so i got distracted 😭

[junee-e]

NEW JUNO EPISODE!!!

(im reasonably early this time lets go)

ramblings and random thoughts follow :D

who’s this chip guy i love him he’s so silly

ive decided i dont like the pet guy hes insulted my new favourite character chip hoffman

‘no he said he didnt like me…and when you think about it thats sort of a challenge’ REAL i love this guy

‘i knew i’d need some help to turn the mood in my favour so i poisoned everyone :D’ cHIP OH MY GOD

bro really posioned everyone and was like ‘you know what everyone else has passed out this would be a great time for some family bonding’ and honestly gotta respect him for that

hey what if lydia…..doesnt seem poisoned…..chip…..does…..but also chip is….a silly guy…..and now i’m…..confused

im suspicious of the bird guy he seems mean :[

WAIT NO IS CHIP A BAD PERSON NO MY BOY WAIT NO

ive got attached to a criminal in 15minutes kevin why and how?

i say that as if 3/4 of the people in this podcast arent also criminals and arent also my favourite

juno being in wonder of of chips plan to just pretend to pass out for literal hours to avoid talking about something…..juno…..juno no…..

OOOOO THE DARK MATTERS STREAM FIRST MENTION (i think maybe im wrong) OOOOOO

HE THOUGHT THEY SPLIT UP BECAUSE OF THE BIRD AHAHAHAHA

ok ok lydia she seems kinda mean but also like…..reasonably straighforward? i dont know if i like her?

OH I DO NOT LIKE THE BIRD GUY FUCK HIM HE IS TERRIBLE

you know what i still love chip stealing from the bird guy is justified

yeahhhh she never had the poison fish!!! im right all the time ever about everything

*rita, very excited*: ‘oh boy whodunnit mista steel??’ rita is so me i love her

‘monty has a habit of repeating things?’ ‘repeating things??’ ‘repeating things.’ LMAO i love this show

WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THE DEATH OF A BIRD SO SAD IM CRYING WHAT THE FUCK

‘whoever your searching for, they arent going to fill the hole you think they will. nobody ever does.’ NO SHUT UP. JUNO DONT STOP LOOKING FOR NUREYEV PLEASE

‘we are not puzzle pieces destined to click together’. BUT THEY ARE NO

‘do you recognise that?’ ‘i do. but i need to find him Dr Hoffman. He’s in trouble’. HELL YES JUNO ASJKDFKSJGE

fuck yeah we really got the best ending: dont help the piece of shit bird man, help the nice lady, still get what we need

the fact that the moment juno says ‘we’ i know hes talking about nureyev…..*insert sounds of me screming into a pillow*

‘what nureyev was offering was the kind of clean cut lydia was talking about. the chance to start fresh somewhere else….with someone else.’ BUT YA DIDNT

AND HES STILL LOOKING FOR NUREYEV LETS GOOO :D

THE ?DOKANA? (i dont know how to say it) GROUP A NEW LEAD YAYYYY

THEY’RE GETTING CLOSE?????

DOES RITA NOT KNOW ABOUT SLIP????

‘and of course lydia hoffman. she seemed like the happiest of the sad and she’d done it by cutting ties with her past cleanly’ ISTG IF THIS SEASON ENDS WITH JUPETER LEAVING EACHOTHER I WILL NOT SURVIVE

annndd thats the end. we got new answers new leads new angst. i am not ok.

[naupactus]

okay disordered paul mccartney live report incoming

its currently1 am when im writing this and we havent made it to the highway yet. the show lasted 3 entiree hours maybe more WITHOUT any kind of break

think argentinian crowds are especially insane becasue we're only included in tours if it's like a Big Important tour. there weee SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE. I WAS SO CLOSW TOTHE SYAGE. not that close but i was like 20 meters from it IN RIVER which is a lot becasue like omfg when i jumped i could see him. he opened with a hard days night and we all just started screamng the song at the top of our lungs and jumping becausewhat the fuck man its real

he interacted with the audkence a lot actually he spoke in spanish to us he said Che Boludo Son Lo Más. and other such things. and he was very fond of the argentinian tendency to start chanting in the quiet moments. he actually turned the classic oooooo ooooo oooo oo into a song like he told us to do it and started playing chords over it. when he took off his coat the women in the audience went oooooohh and he did a silly gesture like "me? bah". two separate times someone yelled I LOVE YOUU and he responded in a funny voice I LOVE YOU TOO

everyone played absolutely flawlessly his voice is perfect even though hes like 84 HE SANG FUCKING HELTER SKELTER. ?????????AT this age . and so many ltherrlly energetic songs like jet....

live and let die was fucking insane he exploded. they literallyjust started blowing shit up on the stage. there was fire. we could feel the heat of the fire. and an unbelievable amount of fireworks. and we all screamed abd jumped while singing the instrumental part. and then whenit was over there was a wuiet moment where we all CONTINUED singing ut and he told us to STOP because the explosions were too loud and he wasnt doing allat again

during a song where there werent any drums the drummer started dancing like doing the macarena and shit. when the song ended the crowd started chanting PELAAAADO PELAAAAADO bevause he was bald and we love him they played fucking obladi oblada imagine the jumping. imagine. and drums man was doing all the silly extra voices he was so cool.

i didnt know that he played for the benefit of mr kite but he did and iy was great because my sister and i are #1 fans of that fucking song we were going crazy eve though it was possibly the most undanceable song in the entire setlist

he dedicated a song to his wife yhat was paired with sign language on the screen which was sweet on one hand but on thr other hand i wonder how many people in the audience of a rock concert are deaf

he actually dedicated the song something to george :] he sung it on a ukulele he had gifted to him kt was rlly sweet. and he doo-doo'd the little guitar riff between verses and the audience joined in on that as well

he dedicated TWO songs to john the first one was here today which already made my mom and sister emotional because you could see how much he loved that guy.. he said he hoped he was listening up there. and then he played now and then. and even though none of us had heard it much before because it was that song that was only reconstructed recently using ai to recreate johns voice it still made us even more emotional becsuse it was paired w a lot of pictyres of them :( AND I SWEAR TO GOD these birds were paid actors. a flock of white birds in a v formation emerges from behind the stage and flies accross the sky during the song and none of us had to say it for us to decide ok yeah this is the time to cry

one of the last songs if not The last song i dont remember well he poayed before the encore was hey jude and it was so fucking cool becasue as you can expect everyone was singing. and he made us play around w the singing like only the men or only the women. kt was fun <3

that song was also what we sung to ask for the encore and oh boy did he give us an encore. he showed up waving the argentinian flag and behind him a pride flag (yay?) (apparently he does a british flag too in other countries but not in argentina !!! out of respect). and then he said this is a song that is very important to me and you'll see why. and he started playing i've got a feeling and we wondered why he'd said that because yknow this is just any other normal song. but then when john's part came it was john singing instead of him. and it was paired w a video from the get back show of him singing it on the screen and my mom freaked ouut so hard she cried qgain because it felt like he just showed up onstage. personally i hate paul mccartney i think he enjoys playing with our feelings

he olayed the birthday song and then helter skelter and then he was like okay teehee this got long ^^ one last song! and he proceeds to play side 2 of abbey road starting from golden slumbers. we knew he'd end the show w that one because he'd done it at the show 8 years ago but it didnt stop my mom and sister from crying again honestly respect i looked over to my sister and she was SOBBING

my legs hurg

[sohmiya]

do you have some favourite anime/manga? 👀👀

ooooo i do

fruits basket: i cannot express enough how much i love this. it’s been like nine months since i watched it but it still has me on a chokehold. no other anime has had the same impact on me. i really thought it was cute and light but nooo everyone has trauma. only five episodes in and i was already sobbing crying weeping bawling then it was just waterworks from there 🥲

kimi ni todoke: really cute and soft high school romance!! i was giggling and blushing nonstop over this but also feeling incredibly frustrated at the slowburn but kuronuma and kazehaya are so cute i love them a lot <333 i suggest reading the manga because the anime only covers like 1/3 of it

horimiya: SO WHOLESOME <333 i instantly fell in love with miyamura (hence the -miya in my url lololol) he’s my soft angel boy 🥰 also horimiya’s coming back in july and i’m really excited hihi i haven’t finished the manga tho lmao

tokyo revengers: i’m only including this out of pure bias because i’m emotionally attached to draken LMFAO but this was the first anime and manga i got into. it had so much potential at the beginning but the ending in my most honest opinion was um. really bad LMFAO like really fucking corny and the animation is shit 😭😭 draken is just so special to me so i can’t fully hate it lmfaodjsksk

erased: one of my favorites from my brother’s recommendations to me. definitely executed time travel much better than tokrev. it’s got the right amount of suspense and the villain reveal was perfect to me. also i wanna kiss fujinuma <333

spy x family: i’m sooo behind on the manga but yeah it’s def one of my favs. i love how loid is a top spy but he’s still not exempt from being a loser sometimes lmao also he’s hot. yor’s hot too. also yuri

your name: i adore the whole “love transcends time” and soulmates concept of it <33 and i fell in love with the soundtrack esp theme of mitsuha. it’s so lovely

a silent voice: it tackles bullying, mental health and suicide and i think they handled it delicately. i remember watching it during one of the lowest points of my life and crying because it was so relatable esp at that time but it was also very comforting. it’s such an important movie to me

5 centimeters per second: i feel like this is an acquired taste? the pacing is kinda slow but it’s basically about the sad truth of long distance inevitably having people grow apart after an amount of time and like what happens when you don’t learn to move on. i was really proud of myself for not crying during the movie but after watching it, the story started to sink in and i cried real fat tears for like over half an hour 😀

[my-chaos-radio]

Release: February 1, 1999

Lyrics:

(Ooooo, Ooooo)

I'm gonna tell you something you don't wanna hear

You never listen when I talk

Maybe you'll listen when I walk

So I made my mind up and made a sandwich

And I didn't shed a tear

I gave you one last minute of my time

In this mess I left behind

When you come home tonight

And turn on the light

Don't you be surprised to find

[Chorus 1]

My little good-byes

Empty hangers by the closet door

Lipstick tube on the bathroom floor

My little good-byes

Unpaid bills by the kitchen phone

I took the Beatles, left Billy Joel

Little good-byes, little good-byes

I'm sure, you're sure I'll be back in just an hour or two

You'll tape a Hallmark to my door

They always said it better than you

And if you're wondering

When you're gonna hear from me

Well, take a real good look around boy

And it won't hard to see

When you come home tonight and turn on the light

Don't you be surprised to find

[Chorus 2]

My little good-byes

Took your favorite Dodger's hat

Left the litter, but I took the cat

My little good-byes

Loaded up the TV in the back of my car

Have fun watching the VCR

Little good-byes, oh baby, little good-byes

[Bridge]

So, cry to your mama

And your sympathetic friends and tell'em

And tell them how the story ends

[Chorus 3]

My little good-byes

Took the hourglass, left the sand

Now you got time on your hands

My little good-byes

Took the statue from Japan

Funny little Buddha man

Songwriter:

[Chorus 4]

My little good-byes

Change my voice on the machine

Or there'll be little good-byes with every ring

My little good-byes

Left the pictures and took the frame

I've got the umbrella, here comes the rain

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Little good-byes

Rain - yeah, yeah, yeah

Little good-byes

Hey, hey - yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey, hey - yeah, yeah, yeah

Little good-byes

Kristyn Osborn / Kenny Greenberg / Jason Deere

SongFacts:

👉📖

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 258

Mamma Mia/Face the Raven

“Mamma Mia”

Plot Description: a reluctant Dean brings Mary along on a mission to rescue Sam. Crowley receives word that Lucifer has possessed the body of an aging rock star

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: this has to be some kind of mind trickery…there’s no way Sam’s fucking the lady from London…unless. Unless? That’s what he meant by telling her “screw you” over and over last episode. Oh. No one died

Omgggg Dean opening up to Cas about how weird it is to have Mary back, I’m losing my mind ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Ohhhh, Dean gets his guilt complex from his mom

I KNEW it! I knew this wasn’t real. I knew Sam was hallucinating that whole thing

Can she STOP seemingly killing Sam FOR FIVE MINUTES??

Love Rowena scamming this guy, making up a backstory about being a prima ballerina. She can do whatever she wants forever. Stop getting in the way of her getting that man’s bread, Crowley!!

I was gonna say I can’t believe Lucifer came all the way to Cleveland but…actually I can. That seems like a thing that would happen here. Of course he showed up as this rock star’s dead girlfriend to get him to say yes to possession

Dammit Crowley, let her have this. At the same time, Rowena, I’m sure you can find another old rich guy with limited time left in earth to scam. You are hot af, girl, let this one go. Don’t get wrapped up in Crowley’s schemes

Ah damn, she got Dean…

Oh, Ro Ro, I can’t believe you let your son drag you into this again

Oooo, just a smidge of body horror on my lunch break? Getting very um…end of chapter 349 vibes, and it’s concerning to me

Not to say spn should kill off another woman, but they’re spending a whole lot of time not shooting London lady

Aw, Mary’s adjusting. She’s figuring out modern life ❤️ and her boys are helping her

Noooooo, dammit, Lucifer’s keeping Rowena prisoner now. She spends so much time fighting for her freedom…I’m so mad this is happening to her

Legitimately crying at this scene between Sam and Mary.

God…as much as Dean tries to be like his father in many ways, he’s also JUST like his mom. I wish they’d just come together to talk it out instead of going through photos and John’s journal separately

“Face the Raven”

Plot Description: The Doctor and Clara find themselves in an alien world, hidden on a street in London

At least today I know if there’s no picture, there’s something wrong (oh good, there’s picture)

Oh shit! Is this one of the kids she’d nanny for before?? He seems too old to be, but what do I know? I’m just sayin I can’t imagine her giving any student but the girl she took to the moon the TARDIS’s phone number

Oh!! Oh wait! This is the guy from when there was an alien turning people 2D!! Ok ok that…it’s been a while since he’s been here

They only have like 6.5 hours to save Rigsy??

When you’ve read enough John Green to immediately get what Clara’s saying when she starts talking about trap streets on maps

Ooooo, is that like a maroon velvet blazer the Doctor is wearing?? Maybe not

Did he say FIFTY MINUTES LEFT?!

Not Arya is back! And she’s the one who sentenced Rigsy to death

Ok, so…the budget for this episode is very weird. First, there’s a whole huge set that is very reminiscent of a certain hidden street from [fandom redacted] where many different alien species have gathered as refugees…HOWEVER, the street lamps cause everyone to be undercover in a facade of the viewer’s own normal experiences. Sometimes there’s a glitch, and you can bypass the illusion (so we briefly see an Ood giving medical-ish attention to a cyberman), but it mostly feels like how spn makes all its monsters look like people

Clara don’t you dare. Don’t you dare try to take the death sentence from him. I mean, it’s…your plan isn’t necessarily the WORST, but it’s hella risky

Is that just subtle bi Clara confirmation? Talking about her relationship to Jane Austen and saying “god, I love her. Take that how you like”

Oof. She has GOT to stop making deals with random aliens. She nearly ripped reality apart last time she did. She opened a portal to a different dimension. Now, she’s making deals to keep this street safe in exchange for the Doctor??

I’m not okay with this goodbye between Clara and the Doctor. I’m very distraught. I’m gonna miss them together.

There’s something extra cruel about making the Doctor watch his best friend die right in front of his eyes

Oh of COURSE it’s a “to be continued…” ending. You know…at least I SORT OF got what I wanted. One self contained episode, and now not a two parter. This seems to be a THREE parter

[fallinforgyu]

thoughts on atz reacting to you overstimulating them 🎤

ooooo 👀

i think this is one of the few times that hongjoong would get whiny in bed. he wouldn't beg or anything, but he'd squirm and whimper little curses under his breath while you overstim him 🥺 just lots of whiny little "oh, fuck"s and "holy shit"s

most of the time i picture seonghwa doing the overstimulating 😅 and if you overstimulated him, he would really, really try to keep his composure. i think he'd just furrow his eyebrows and press his lips together and shake a bit (kinda like he did in that one video where wooyoung is bouncing on his lap 😭)

yunho would never give you enough control to overstim him. and if you ever tried, he'd pin your hands above your head and show you who's in charge 😅 (aka get ready for be overstimulated for at least 2 hours)

yeosang would fucking love to be overstimulated. he can cum over and over again and even when he's crying and it hurts, he'd probably beg you to just keep going 🥺 you're gonna have to be the one to decide when he's had enough, because he's probably never gonna tell you to stop

san would also probably like it. he'd do that thing where you suck in really sharp through your teeth and just clench his jaw and take it. he wants to show you how good he is for you and he wants to make you proud 🥺

mingi would kinda curl in on himself and whimper and squirm :( he'd press his thighs together and tense his belly and he might cry a little bit 🥺 but he's a good boy and he wants to be good for you, so he'll do his best to cum again for you

wooyoung would ALSO love it 😭 i've said this before and i'll say it again: i think woo is a bit of a painslut and would love to be pushed to his limits. you're gonna have to decide when he's had enough, too, because he's way too proud to admit that he can't take any more.

i don't think jongho would like to be overstimmed. he's good once he cums once, and he'd much rather make you cum a few more times than be overstimulated. and he'd probably be similar to yunho if you ever tried to overstim him, he'd just take control and overstim you instead

[milqueandsugar]

could you maybe do some sub!philza, please? it can be headcanons or a lil blurb, i’d just reallllyyy like to dom him- OOOOO and wing kink if thats okay!!

🏵 Your Tea Is Ready 🏵

Warnings: ! NSFW !

Genre: Smut

| Good Boy |

"Please, please, fuck I'm so close!" Philza cried, bucking his hips to meet the rhythm of your hand. Tsking softly you pause your motions, your hand tightening around the base of his cock. "What did I say about the cursing?"

"To not.. not to do it" he whined, his chest rising and falling rapidly as he arched his back into your hand, desperate to feel something. You had been edging him for hours for a punishment, for what? he couldn't remember, between the frustration of not being able to cum and your feverish touches, he could hardly think straight.

your eye brows dropping a bit to fein a look of disappointment. "You were doing so well too.." you hum, ghosting your thumb up and down his shaft. "Mmmg, no n-no-" "no you don't want to cum? But you're so worked up?" You're voice drips a syrupy sweetness that makes his stomach churn. Your words practically leave him in tears, especially after your hand releases his shaft in exchange to run your hands up and down his scarred body.

"No! No please, please let me cum, I'll do anything-anything you want" he pleaded, fighting against the rope around his wrists. "Anything? I guess if you really want to cum that bad.." you edge on, curious you see how wound up he really was. "Yes! Yes please fu- I.. please!"

A devious smile makes it's way to your lips as you flip him over onto his stomach. A soft and a little confused mean escapes him as you clamber onto his back, spreading his wings out as it clicks in his mind. "Let's see if you can cum untouched huh?" You tease, your hands roamed to the base of his wings. Almost instantly a few moans sounded from the man under you as you grope and tease the sensitive flesh.

His hips buck and grind into the the mattress, a part of you is tempted to punish him further for this. But simultaneously the pretty moans of his sway your opinion. After a few moments of light touched you feel the man tense under you a loud, shuddering cry coming from the man under you. You smirk widely as you lean down to Philza's ear.

"Did I say you could cum?"

[sammys-magical-au]

ooooo i wanna hear about your gunther/mack/burt throuple headcanons!!!!!

(Anon I just wanna say thank you so much for sending me this ask it made me very happy 🥹)

Obviously there’s a lot of poems involved - mostly written by Burt but Gunther and Mack have both attempted it a couple of times. Gunther quickly found out that writing is definitely not a skill he has but surprisingly Mack has a way with words too

Mack is literally always the little spoon. Always. The best cuddle sessions for him are when he’s sandwiched in between Burt and Gunther, bc my boy is severely touch starved

Lots of kissing. Like legit so much kissing. And neck kisses from Burt will always melt both Mack and Gunther bc y’know. Big bushy moustache. Plus it’s soft so it probably feels really nice on the nape of the neck ☺️

Gunther is such a protective boyfriend, but he also worries the most out of the three of them. The one time the rest of the crew saw their head of defence reduced to literal tears was when he woke up one morning to find Burt missing and he was so distraught thinking about what might’ve happened to him he burst into sobs when Mark gave him a shoulder pat to reassure him

Btw Gunther’s love language is 100% touch and he gives the best hugs, but he’s kinda shy abt it bc he’s trying to keep up the “macho” persona and look tough. Thing is, he loves holding people/being held so much that that’s why Mark touching his shoulder made him cry when he was worried about Burt

Mack loves alien biology and is constantly infodumping on Burt and Gunther, who sit and listen happily to his ecstatic ramblings about the cool flower he found in the woods behind their cabin

Burt is definitely the one who wakes up at 3 am to ask “would y’all still love me if I was a worm?”

Mack has a ridiculously adorable laugh. Plus he’s really ticklish, and Gunther and Burt are both stronger than him. I’m only a little ashamed to admit I lost sleep last night thinking about tickle fights between the three of them with Gunther grinning like a fucking maniac as he tickles Mack while Burt holds his arms and whispers sweet nothings into his ear from behind that Mack can’t even really hear over his own laughter 🫣🫣

Idk if I can see them ever having kids but if they did they’d be rlly good dads 🥺 Gunther would be the protective dad who teaches them how to fight and everything about guns n stuff, and probably also the fun dad who lets them do dangerous shit their other two dads wouldn’t approve of. Mack would probably be the stricter dad, usually the one who has to say no to things when Burt and Gunther say yes/can’t say no. Burt is the lenient dad, and probably the one who encourages them to value the arts

^ bonus points for this one if the Captain becomes the grandparent bc I mentioned b4 that Mack sees them as a parental figure

Also, Burt has a lovely singing voice. Mack does too but he’s usually way too shy to sing. Gunther can belt out a song at the drop of a hat (especially if he’s drunk), even though he’s utterly tone deaf and his singing voice is horrid enough to drive the local alien fauna away for a few hours. Gunther does not care about this.

Gunther and Burt both snore. Loudly. But fortunately Mack is a really heavy sleeper and it doesn’t bother him - in fact he didn’t even realize his boyfriends’ snoring was a problem until Celci approached him and demanded to know how the fuck he can sleep at night with that racket, since she’d slept in the Captain’s cabin the previous night (👀) and been woken up several times by the noise since it was a warm night and they’d slept with the window open (Celci’s a light sleeper tho and usually finds it hard to get to sleep anyway. Definitely not something I can relate to ahaha… 🫠)

Gunther still has Comet, his pet bearded dragon, who was very helpful in alleviating Mack’s mild fear of reptiles, although Gunther still has to hide Comet whenever Celci comes over. Some people can’t be swayed even by Comet’s charms

Ofc they’re all some form of polyamorous, but in addition Gunther is bisexual, Mack is pansexual, and Burt is demisexual

Additionally, their favourite colors are literally the pan flag (Gunther likes blue, Mack likes pink, Burt likes yellow)

I actually did not realize how extensive the brainrot was until making this post ummm

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Ooooo, how about Pico (since I'm pretty sure he canonically has insomnia -gee I wonder why-) with a s/o that tries to help him get to sleep at night? (Maybe even singing him a lullaby or just humming?) Boy needs some cuddles and a good night's sleep, he deserves it-

Yep that’s understandable, poor guy..I hope I do him justice in this one!

(Also for future reference I will be calling BF "Keith" in my writing. It's not the canon name but it's a popular one so I'm sticking with that)

..........

Pico hasn’t known decent sleep since, well..forever.

The nightmares never stopped; whenever he closed his eyes, he ended up reliving those horrible, horrible memories--memories that no kid should ever have to suffer with.

They made him paranoid day and night, but not even leaving a gun under his pillow was enough to keep them away. So his next solution was staying up late and venturing outside the city.

He made sure to come back home to you after a few hours, of course, knowing you'd be worried.

Though...he couldn’t fathom why you'd still put up with him after all this time. You’ve helped him get much-needed treatments, cheered him on at the rap battles with Keith...and recently you started helping him with his apparent insomnia.

The nightmares have been less vivid, but there was always one that involved him losing you in a violent situation. It kept him up all night crying and shaking once, and you stayed up calming him down.

As he entered the bedroom, he did so with hesitance, remembering that night and still feeling bad that you lost sleep over him. Not that he didn't appreciate it but...he already felt bad enough for everything else you've done for him.

But as soon as he saw you smiling at him, he knew there was no turning back. "Hey baby, you weren't waiting long were ya?"

“Nah. How did it go?”

“Eh, ya know the usual,” Pico chuckled tiredly, changing out of his green sweater and putting on a comfortable t-shirt. “Keith kicked my ass. Says he’s gonna challenge his girl’s mom next. He’s got some guts.”

“Yeah, it’s the things you do for love I guess. Now c’mere.” You patted the spot beside you, and he climbed into bed, cuddling up to you almost immediately.

Fortunately you've coaxed him into leaving his gun in a more secure place, reminding him there's no danger here. It did help him become less paranoid, so it was a good start.

You smiled and put your arms around him, before humming a random song. He just sighed, leaning into your embrace as he closed his eyes.

"Sorry in advance if I wake ya up.." He mumbled. That was a habit of his--to apologize if he accidentally woke you up, but you never minded it a bit.

"It's okay." Kissing his forehead, you resumed the song until you heard light snores and paused, seeing that he had dozed off.

It usually took hours for him to fall asleep, but now it took mere minutes. And that made you smile as you gazed at him, seeing how peaceful he looked.

You were glad that he loved and trusted you this much.