#ooooh I love this I love this I love this aaaaahhhhhh

[whyoneartheven]

AHHHHH MARGIN THANK YOU YOUR HEADCANONS ARE SOSOSOSOSO COOLLL

I’m gonna do what you did lol and reply to screenshots of your replies to my replies :D

also I somehow managed to forget Graffiti and Icon, and Genesis, Dawn, and Somnia!! I have thoughts about them too but I’ll save them for the end XD

once again, I’ll put all the rambling under the cut lol

Aww thank yoouuu!!! Hehe I do love symbolism! I could never do what you’re doing tho and make actual headcanons XD

I’m by nature pretty rigid and perfectionistic so I can never get myself to deviate from what is already established when it comes to other people’s creations… This is why I have so few ideas for that Zelda concept we’re working on actually; I know so little about the details of the games that I’m scared to make any decisions about them! I love it when other people do it though and you are a genius at it!

Oooh I love love love their designs so much!!! I am seriously curious about the story behind all of this now 👀👀👀

as far as combining the games go, I’ll be honest when I say these are the games I know very little about outside the fsa and mc mangas, so it matters not at all to me! If you prefer them as separate games then go for it! And if combined works better then that’s wonderful! So far I love all your ideas so I’ll trust your judgment on which one works lol

honestly it amazes me that you are so full of ideas tho!? I could never come up with all this and also have it be cool and make sense and have designs?! It’s crazy and also the coolest thing :)

Ok wait did you grow up on Greek mythology too!? I DEVOURED that stuff as a kid, which is funny considering some of it is pretty dark XD

ZELINK FOR THE WIN!! Yess with OoT and tp zelink there is so much potential!! Also, I feel like there is very little minish cap and four swords zelink, which stinks cause they would be so CUTE!!!!

Light symbolism my beloved

Me: *reads this*

Me, tears running down my face: you get it…

I think one thing that especially got to me about this game is that he’s doing it for family. As someone with a lot of brothers (actually only brothers lol) whenever there is a good brother character I love them so so much… they remind me of my brothers. So ww link is definitely my favorite XD

also, AMBERINE. I just love that so much.

ADMSKKSMAKAK HISTORYYY AND POLITICS YESS

I’m just soaking this all in… I love it so much

also I think I didn’t see your headcanons about the fallen timeline!? I’ve gotta go read those they look so unique!!! :DDD also when I get the time I am definitely gonna be using that pinned post >:)

Oh and the visions warning Zelda about walls is like the cutest thing oh my goodness

Me too… me too…

Link and Zelda’s relationship in it is like the best thing ever and the whole idea of it being centered around a war is so different and there is just SO MUCH POTENTIAL ammdnaknsjakaksmaj!!!

*grabs your zelink agenda and cradles it in my arms lovingly*

anjdjsjjejjejwjakakkkaaa yesss

*begins singing “I see the light” from tangled*

…why is that what came to my brain…

also yess your ideas are PERFECTION I love this SO MUCH!!!!!!!!

oh yes, also, the links and zeldas my brain somehow forgot:

Graffiti is just the best name and it’s funny cause when I first saw it i was like “whattt” but then I saw your reasons for it and it is my favorite thing EVER.

and also I literally had like an obsession with icons for a while in my early teens and it is so nice to see them referenced!! I love the religious connection so muchhh! Sadly I was never too much into the symbolism side of iconography as a kid but i know there is a lot involved and that could be ✨useful✨ perhaps, who knows XD

I think Albw is the one where Zelda goes and looks at a painting of the princess and hero of the past in the middle of the night, right? It feels like image and perception could be a big theme of that game? (beyond people getting turned into paintings lol.) Like in link’s eyes, Hilda seeming good and Ravio seeming useless? And Zelda imagining a picture perfect future with link?

And also the contrast between an icon and graffiti on a wall is so big. Reflecting the way that perhaps them being together would not be acceptable? Or how Link sees Zelda as unattainable or perfect? Idk lol; I guess there’s a lot of zelink angst potential there!

Ohhh and I love Genesis so much. The name is so beautiful and perfect and I love it it also makes me feel like link is young and innocent. Like Adam and Eve at the very beginning of the Bible perhaps, and perhaps getting scarred and undergoing his own sort of fall as he descends into darkness to fight his battles. I have no clue what your backstory is for the character tho so that might not work XD.

As for the name Dawn, perhaps she is Link’s Dawn, his light in the darkness. Goodness that is a beautiful image and also zelink :D

As for the name Somnia, it made me laugh out loud… the first thing I thought of was insomnia and I suppose the opposite would be narcolepsy but in the moment my brain said the opposite was somnia and it was perfect-

ok but imagine after sleeping so long she either is like extremely low energy because she got so few nutrients, ravenous like a bear after hibernation (I’m thinking like my mom when she’s pregnant and craving infinite shortbread lol), or so full of pent up energy that she basically has adhd… I feel like, magic or not, that had to have some effects XD

Alright! That is it! MARGIN I LOVE THIS A NORMAL AMOUNT

*begins to vibrate so hard from excitement that I gain enough velocity to fly into the heavens*

I’m desperately trying to remember who some of your links and zeldas are but alas I can’t find the post where you named them…

Wel do not fear, my friend! I'll simply make a new one right here!

Skyward Sword

Link: Forger

Zelda: Goddess

Minish Cap/Four Swords

Link: Fractal (the color names are the same)

Zelda: Radiance

Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask

Link: Orpheus (MY BOY!!!!!)

Zelda: Sonata

Twilight Princess

Link: Dawnbringer

Zelda: Eos

Wind Waker/Phantom Hourglass

Link: Awakener

Zelda: Tetra (obviously)

Spirit Tracks

Link: Engineer

Zelda: Phantasma

A Link to the Past/Oracle Games/Link's Awakening

Link: Odysseus

Zelda: Visionary

A Link Between Worlds/Tri Force Heroes

Link: Graffiti

Zelda: Iconography/Icon

The Hyrule Fantasy/The Adventure of Link

Link: Genesis

Zelda: Dawn

Zelda the First: Somnia

Hyrule Warriors

Link: Paladin (MY GUY!!!)

Zelda: Valkyrie

Pre-BotW

Link: Slayer

Zelda: Sealer

Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity/Tears of the Kingdom

Link: Luminary

Zelda: Sunshine

Hope this helped! BY THE BY, if you have any questions about why I chose certain names, I'd be more than happy to answer (PLEASE pleasepleaseplease letmeinfodump i'm going FERAL)!

[thirstybtsthoughts]

Offf or these hands to be on my cheeks,his thumb brushing against my bottom lip,around my throat,cupping my boobs,around my waist when kissing,in my hair when i suck him off,on my ass when i ride him,on my thighs when he is fucking me against a wall,massaging my scalp when we are cudding,in my mouth to suck on them,those fingers knuckle deep in my pussy,tightly hugging me and not letting go....plus i wanna hold intertwine our fingers,run my thumb over his knuckles and tattos,kiss them everyday and tell him how much i ADORE his hands(and so much more)-maknae line hoe

https://btssmutgalore.tumblr.com/post/640757226078879744/jung-koook-his-pretty-hands-deserve-their-own

AAAAAHHHHHH THANK YOU FOR SHARING THAT POST 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

LOVE his hands so much, they get me so worked up, ooooh yes I want them all over me 🥵

[theabominableblogger]

My Reaction to “Gotham” S2E6

Late night reaction because I can!

And I’m pretty sure half of these reaction posts for this show are gonna be posted a few days after watching the actual episodes.  So totes not in chronological order.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“And then Penguin just went crazy.  I mean, like crazier than I've [Butch] ever seen him.”  Whoa...

Who’s that in the background?

I actually really like Barbara’s hair in this scene. 

“Well, I'd like to help you out, Butch, but I [Theo] already have several capable, two-handed thugs in my employ.”  C’mon...

“We can put cool things on his [Butch’s] stump, like knives and mallets and stuff.”  Oh boy.

“How about a chainsaw?”  Oh man!

Has Tabitha literally been carrying around that big-ass samurai sword around just for the heck of it?

Whoa... holy crap, Jim can run!

“I [Bridget] can’t sleep.  I don’t know what to do with myself.”  Dude...

I really like this little friendship between Selina and Bridgit

Oh God, what is this?  Is this a freaking prostitution ring?

Ooooh, Bridget, your hair up looks awesome!

I will admit though, it does make her look five years older.

WHOOOOO!!! SLOW-MO SHOT!

“And for the record, all y’all suck!”  Bam!

Oh crap, I forgot about Barnes!

“Respectfully, sir, this is Gotham.”  Take a shot!

*Bruce and Alfred are training again*  Ooooohhh...

“Silver called?”  Oh my God, that smile!

Ed... what are you doing?

“And sometimes I [Kristen] feel like he’s holding something back from me [Kristen].”  MMMMMM...

“What do you call a three-legged cow?”  “Lean beef!”  “Or supper.  At my place.”  OHHHH! 

That... was actually kinda smooth.  Dang.

Lee, if only you had ANY IDEA...

*Bridget hugs Selina goodbye*  Aaawww...

*Bridget’s brothers kidnap Bridget*  NOOOOOO....

[Selina] Tell Gordon her brothers kidnapped her [Bridgit]!

Oh God, they better not...

Please God, tell me Bridgit’s brothers get killed off this season somehow!

“Dear me.  A mallet.  That’s... um... useful.”  Pffftt...

Here’s my big question:  how the heck did Tabitha and Barbara find a mallet to put on Butch’s stump?

*Bridgit kills her brothers with her flamethrower*  OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!

Damn, she got them good!

*One of the brothers is still alive*  OH SHIT!

“... he’s fried like a taquito!”  What the heck is a taquito?

AN:  It’s basically a rolled-up taco

“Why Wayne Enterprises?”  “Who cares, all right?  There’s a freaky firefly chick on the loose with a flamethrower.  Let’s start there.”  I freaking love Bullock.

“If only you [Butch] were loyal to me [Theo].”  Oh shit.

Guys... what are we doing?!?!?

*Selina hugs Bridgit goodbye*  Aaaawwww....

Bruce looks so uncomfortable sitting at that table with the Galavans and Silver...

*sing songs*  Rain-ing...

Ed... what are we doing.... Ed?!?

Oh God, he’s gonna tell her [about Dougherty], isn’t he?

*Ed and Kristen kiss*  OOOHHHH...

“Mr. Nygma, is that you bedroom over there?”  OH SHIT!

*bug eyes at Bridgit setting another person on fire*

I will admit, Bridgit’s prototype Firefly suit looks awesome

*A bit of gasoline splashes on Bridgit’s face*  Crap!

*jaw drops when Bridgit accidentally catches on fire*

“... I [Theo] have friends in high places.”  They have to be introducing the Court of Owls this season!  I know it!

Holy crap, look at Lee being super casual despite Selina holding a gun at her

A sign of things to come...

“I’m [Selina] done talking with you [Gordon].”  *groans*

“[Kristen] You don’t need to worry about that [Dougherty coming back].”  Oh crap, he’s gonna tell her!

I’M NOT LIKING THISSS....

*Ed kisses Kristen’s hand*  WOULD YOU STOP!

“So, anyway, long story short... I [Ed] killed him [Dougherty].”  AAAAAHHHHHH!

WHY WOULD YOU [Ed] SHOW HER THAT [Dougherty’s badge]?!?!?!?

Oh God, noooooo.....

*Kristen slaps Ed across the face*  OOHHHHH!

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

SHIIIIIIIITTTT

HE [Ed] FREAKING KILLED HER [Kristen] OFF!  God dammit!

Oh shit, they’re [Oswald and Butch] getting the calvary ready!

Selina...

Guess what, guys?  I still don’t like Ed!

That background looked totally CGI....

OH CRAP BRIDGIT’S IN INDIAN HILL!

Holy crap, Indian Hill’s a division of Wayne Enterprises?!?!?  Get the eff outta here!

[wearetakingthehobbitstogallifrey]

Scarlet Heart Ryeo: Episode 17 Part 2 (Spoilers)

Aww drat it evil queen is trying to get into Jung’s head. He is such a good son wanting to protect her. But ooooh she hates on Hae Soo and Jung just kinda looks at her. Hopefully he won’t get jealous or weird or anything because I love him. Don’t listen to your mom, son!

WANG SO RULING WITH BAEK AH AT HIS SIDE HELPING HIM YESSSSS THIS IS EVERYTHING. AND SOO WAITING FOR HIM FALLING ASLEEP AWW AND THE THREE EATING DINNER TOGETHER AND THEY ARE FEEDING HIM FOOD AND HE KEEPS JUMPING UP AND THANKING THE KING FOR GIVING HIM FOOD IT’S RIDICULOUS I GUESS IT IS PROTOCOL?? AND HE LOOKS ALL WEIRDED OUT BUT SO AND SOO JUST GIGGLE AWAY AWWW

AAAAAHHHHHH SOO SMILES AT SO SLEEPING AND ADJUSTS HIS COVERS AND HE HAS A BAD DREAM AND WAKES UP CALLING HER NAME AND THEN HE GRABS HER AND HUGS HERRRR I CAN!!! NOT!!!!! AND THEN SHE LIES IN HIS ARMS AND HE HAS THE SWEETEST GRIN AS HE HE HOLDS HER CLOSE WHILE HE SLEEPS THIS IS GLORIOUS AND CUTE CAN THE NEXT THREE EPISODES BE ALL THIS OMG

*sighs* of course we can’t have beautiful things all the time. Yoo wants to see Soo and she doesn’t look happy. Per usual of course. Jung is there and looks unhappy but in a softer more worried way.. and…

AH drat they found the paper and are questioning Soo about it. Aw Jung you ate adorable worrying about Soo not saying anything out of fear. But also that is ridiculous. Can you please please not get swept up in your mother’s spiderwebs and plots and schemes?

Come on Soo please speak up and just

Um YOO SHAKES SOO AND JUNG IS LIKE STOP MOM AND SO WALKS IN HE IS GONNA BE TICKED OFF

WAIT OOOOOHHHHHHHH SO IS LIKE WHY DO YOU THINK I RIPPED IT IT WAS YO (also notice the ADORABLE SOSOO handgrip for safety and reassurance!) OMG SO is like good thing I didn’t have to usurp because then I WOULD have had to kill Jung and all the other bros and nephews…I mean that is a fair point there

OH

OH SO MUCH BURN. SO (quite kindly I would think?) ASKS EVIL QUEEN TO ARRANGE THE FUNERAL/MEMORIAL THING FOR YO AND THEN SAYS/WARNS HER HE WILL VISIT HER FREQUENTLY,SINCE SHE IS THE QUEEN MOTHER AND SHE IS LIKE DON’T CALL ME THAT YOU AREN’T MY SON AND HE IS LIKE YEAH PRETTY SURE I AM AND YOU ARE

Of course she still has to persevere and says he is not her son…and I think it still hurts him a little :(

Umm he tells her not to go to evil queen just because she calls for her and that is cool but then says she needs his permission to go answer anyone’s call…Calm down son. And then he goes into the room by himself? Son no you need her right now, just because you are worried don’t shut her out! :(

SON WTF WHAT ARE YOU DOING DON’T JUST CONDEMN ALL PEOPLE WHO OPPOSE YOU TO DEATH RIGHT AWAY OMG WHAT. WHAT IS GONE ON. WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS. JUST BECAUSE OF YOUR EVIL MOM? DOES THE THRONE CHANGE YOUR HEART THAT MUCH? WHAT THE FREAK. GENERAL THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE LEFT.

AAAAHHHHH WHAT THE HECK

UGH ALSO WHY IS THE WRETCHED CREEP WHAT’S HIS NAME HANGING AROUND WOO HEE AND TRYING TO BLACKMAIL HER

OH GOSH SHE KILLED HIM. AAAHHHH

OH MY GOSH BAEK AH STARTLED BOTH WOO HEE AND ME. HE IS SO CUTE AROUND HER. GIRL JUST TELL HIM HE IS A SWEETHEART AND WILL UNDERSTAND

OMG HE IS PLANNING TO MARRY HER I LIVE!! ALSO HE APOLOGIZES TO HER FOR THE FACT THAT SHE MIGHT NEED TO BE ADOPTED FOR A GOOD NAME AND SAYS HE WILL VISIT HER PARENTS’ GRAVE AND APOLOGIZE TO THEM TOO WHAT A FREAKING SWEETHEART

K so Chae Ryung wants to stay and help Hae Soo at the palace…except the worthless creep Won is behind it??? And seems like he has been getting her help for a while and RIGHT she was the one who put the mercury in Moo’s bath but heck no what the heck is going on and what is he plotting now and for whom

SOMEONE SAW THOUGH

GO. AWAY. Wook. Seriously.

Wook: yadda yadda something about jealousy and wondering why So got Soo and the throne Soo: idk maybe because he was honest with me? A girl appreciates that

But seriously I love how she says it. That he didn’t want to lose the throne or her. “He confessed it all to me, even his greed.”

Bahahahaha I am sorry it’s too funny when Soo points out that So was born under the star of a king and a Wook is like for real? I can’t be king because of a measly star? Lol

…ok can we not have a Montage of Wook’s fave moments with Soo? Because we get it, you blew it. Let’s not linger OMG HE JUST CRUSHED THE NECKLACE. BRO THAT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT. OH GREAT NOW HE IS GONNA HELP HIS SCHEMING SISTER. JUST BECAUSE HE IS MAD AT SO AND SOO. JEALOUS LITTLE EGGSHELL STRIKES AGAIN.

AWWWWW LOOK AT SO AND SOO WRITING TOGETHER. AND SHE IS COLLECTING ALL HIS WRITINGS FOR SOMETHING

Awww HE CANNOT RESIST HER PLEADING FACE AND LIP BITING HE IS GONNA LET CHAE RYUNG STAY (which yeah I know is a bad thing probably but)

OMG SO SAYS THEY WILL HAVE TO HAVE CHILDREN AND RAISE THEM AAAHHHHH AND HE ASKS HER WHEN SHE WANTS TO GET MARRIED

AND SHE SAYS NO SHE WANTS A BETTER PROPOSAL AND AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE BRINGS UP THAT TIME HE WAS GONNA ASK HER SOMETHING AT THE PRAYER TOWER AND ASKS IF HE WAS GONNA PROPOSE THEN AAAHHHHH

Ummm wHAT is this nonsense that she has an illness that means she might not live long??? What

AWWWWWW MY HEART SOO IS PRAYING AND JUNG CONES UPON HER AND TEASES HER ASKING IS SHE IS PRAYING FOR SO TO HAVE A LONG REIGN AND SHE SAYS NAH SHE IS PRAYING FOR “THE MANLY AND KIND 14TH PRINCE TO BECOME MY FRIEND AGAIN” AWWWWW

Of course he grumbles angrily for a bit but she is like bro remember what happened to Moo and Eun? That was Yo, not So.

AH drat it Jung making her rethink everything because according to the times and tradition So will need to make advantageous marriages :( and that she can say goodbye to all the adventurous things she wanted to do…

Ugh why is everything a mess why can’t I have nice things

Why does everything have to be realistic. Why can’t So magically be a great king even though he has like 2 advisors and why can’t everyone magically be on his side and why can’t he have one real bride in Hae Soo even though she is a nobody and why can’t everything be ok why do I have to be afraid for everything :(

UGH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I DON’T WANT HWA TO MARRY SO I DON’T CARE ABOUT HISTORICAL ACCURACY OR THE NEED OF THE COUNTRY UGH I HATE THIS SHOW

Omg Wook says Soo can never be queen and So repeats his one line from way back when: “If I say I will do it, I will.”

But aw freaking drat it Wook brings up Soo’s scar I hate the jerk so much

WAIT THIS IS THE END OF THE EPISODE I CAN’T UGH I HATE THIS WONDERFUL SHOW I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO BE HAPPY WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON AAAGGGHHHH

[wolfeyedwitch]

Ooooh I love the misunderstandings and protectiveness and Maxim trying so hard to help them and just. AAAAAHHHHHH

Lamia Lenis - II

Part two of a collab with @whump-tr0pes who made such a good summary for it im going to steal it and post it here too: 

Maxim the vampire lives a quiet life with his beloved mortal, Carlo. That is, until Maxim’s friend Dara, an angel of the Lord, brings two creatures to Maxim’s doorstep - Ilya, a human bloodbag barely clinging to life, and Dee, their beloved demon who is willing to kill to keep them safe. Maxim and Carlo find more than they bargained for when they take in the traumatized pair.

Part one here

CW: vampre caretaker, mortal whupees, demon whumpee, muzzle and restraints, past captivity, self harm/self sacrifice attempt, blood, misunderstandings

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Maxim could feel it when Dara left. 

It was not just an absence of her physical presence, but the absence of an energy, static electricity snapping into the places she had been— a low frequency sound like a howling wind. 

He had known what to do, more or less, with Erik’s terrified human pet. He treated him like a mortal plaything ought to be treated, in his estimation, and it got easier by the hour as the boy grew accustomed to him. 

Looking at these two, he was not so sure that was going to work. 

The human, Ilya, was in a bad way, even with Dara’s help. Maxim noticed deep and mottled bruising from rough bite after rough bite. It covered their neck, what he could see of their wrists and forearms. 

They looked at him with wide dark eyes, a field of freckles across their nose and hollow cheeks. Carlo had looked at him something like that, back in Erik’s study when he’d first been thrust into his arms. 

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[senseisyfr]

Speaking Languages....

In N and C apartment, playing bowling (no you’re not dreaming, they’re really playing it, Nezumi has all the equipment)………………….

Center : Missed agaiiin, hahaha !!

Nezumi : Raah !!!!!

Center : Hahaha !! You lose, honeyy…. shirt….

Nezumi : (taking off her shirt) Tss. There must be something wrong with the balls…

Center : Sore loser…. (kissing, taking her ball) That’s because you don’t place the 3 fingers inside….

Nezumi : You think so…? Well, maybe I should place them somewhere else…. (kissing)

Center : Noo, the game is not finished yet…. don’t try to cheat….

Nezumi : (slapping Center’s butt) Throw your fuckin ball before I throw you at the pins….

Center : AAHHH..!!!! Oohhh…!

Nezumi : Stop teasing me cause we won’t finish the game…!!

Center : Hehehee…. Ah ! You don’t mind if I take 2 balls ?

Nezumi : 2 ?? That’s cheating, baby !

Center : If you throw 2 balls at the same time it gives you more thrills, honey….

Nezumi : Oohhh…!! Centeerrr….!!!! I’m gonna die….

Center : Hahaha !! Sorryy…. Ok, here I go !!!! (Throwing the balls) STRIIIIIIIIIIIIKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : NO WAY !!!!!!!

Center : HAAAAHAHAHAHA !!!!! You can take everything off, honey !!!

Nezumi : FUCK !!!!! (Taking off her clothes)

Center : You’re so hot…! Hm, come on give the last shot and if you win you can do anything to me….

Nezumi : Really…? Hm then, I’m gonna win for sure !!

Center : Don’t dream too much, loser !

Nezumi : God Bowling, be with me !!!!!

Center : Hahahaha !!!! God Bowling, hahahahahaha !!!

Nezumi : DOUBLE STRIIIIIIKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : EH ?????!!!!! NO WAY !!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : I WOOOON !!!!! YOU’RE NAKED TOO, BABE !!!!

Center : Well, at least we’re together now… (taking off her clothes)

Nezumi rushing to her, lifting her up.

Center : Honeyyyy….!! Aaahhhh !!!!

Nezumi : Hehehee…. what a good position…. (kissing)

Center : Naughty youu…. (kissing) Mmm…. Okay…. what do you want to do..?

Nezumi : Mmm…. I wanna strike you….

Center : Oooh…? (Smiling) Okay…. (kissing her) I get it…. tell me if I’m far enough ?

Nezumi : I think just before the pins it’s ok… Move a little, baby… yeah. Ok stop ! (Taking a small ball, looking at Center, smiling)

Center : (smiling back) I’m so excited right now, you know ?? (Bitting her lip) My Gooood…! We’re crazy !!

Nezumi : I think this one will be in History… For Majijo…

Center : Noo, for us, idiot !! Hey !

Nezumi : Sorry. Yeah the CenNezu Bowling Game !

Center : People should remember it.

Nezumi : You’ll remember it very well….

Center : Haha, hurry honey !! Be careful there are 4 holes…. 4 holes, 4 fingers….

Nezumi : 2 fingers are enough for me….

Center : Ooooh come oon, hahahaha !!!

Nezumi : Ok now, woman, turn around and lie down on the ground.

Center : HEY !!!!!! (Doesn’t like the way Nezumi talked by saying ‘Woman’)

Nezumi : Heheheee my babyyy, just kiddin !!

Center : I’ll bring you to your knees you’ll see, bitch !!

Nezumi : Hahaha !!! Ok stop kiddin, turn around and bend over please…. All right, spread your legs baby…. yes, like that. This ass of yours mmm….

Center : Hahahaha !!!! Hey, I can’t see you but don’t check out my ass, asshole !! (Laughing)

Nezumi : Ok, I’ll throw it gently, tell me if you’re hurt okay ?

Center : Yeah, I don’t wanna go to hospital after please, thank you hahaha !!

Nezumi : Ooh please, I’ll let you die here before…

Center : BITCH !!!!

Nezumi : Hehehe… Ok here it goes, babe !!! (Throwing the ball)

Center : Aaahhhh..!!!! Honeyyyy !!!!!!

Nezumi : What a strike ! You’re okay ??

Center : Yeahh, it was a good one…. Oh gosh..!

Nezumi : Ok, lie face down on the floor baby, please… Spread your legs…. Good….

Center : Thank God no one is watching us, what would they think !

Nezumi : We’re crazy when it’s about love…. Ok, I’ll throw the 5  ! (suckin her fingers) It’s gonna be wet….

Center : Girl, you’re going to kill me before the end, hahaha !! Ooh ? Good….

Nezumi : GOO !!! (throwing the 1st ball) STRIKE ASS !!!!!

Center : (eyes closed) Aaaaahhhhhh yesss, honeyyy..!!!!!! Agaiin….!! Aaaahhhhh !!!!

Nezumi : 2nd one, babe ! Hang on…. STRIKE ASS !!!!!!!!!

Center : Oooooohhhhhhh yeeeeeeessssssss, aaaahhhhh..!!!!! Do it agaaiin, agaiiinn….!!! Ooohhhh..!

Nezumi : You love it right, baby…? Who’s the best striker…? (ready to throw the 3rd ball)

Center : It’s youu…. It’s y..aaaaaahhhhhhh aaaahaaaahhhhhh ooooohhhhhh !!!!!!! Pleaaase agaiinn….!!! It feels so good….!!

Nezumi : I love when you scream like that baby, mmm…. I’m gonna cum….! (Sitting) Ok, now turn around and face me, my love…. Whoaahh….! (seeing Center sweating, panting with this savage look in her eyes) You really turn me on….!!! your facee…!! 

Center : Do… it… to me… Nezumii…. Now…! (guys, imagine how hot and sexy Center really is right now) Strike it, I can’t wait….

Nezumi : (totally confused, blushing) Oh noo, pleaase..!!! (heart racing) This girl…!! C..Centerr…. (now sweating) GGG..!!! Aahhh….! (trying to focus with the 4th ball that was between her hands) Dammit…!! I..I want you… in me… right now… here… like this..!!

Center : (provoking) Then…. just strike it, honey…. I want you… to top me.

Nezumi : AAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S-STOP..!!! B..BABYY !!!!! D-DON’T SAY A SINGLE WORD NOO..!!!!

Center : (suckin her fingers, then lickin her index, not taking her eyes off Nezumi) How long you’ll last, honey…? Mmm…. I wonder…. (running her hand down her own belly, touching her clit) Aaahhhh..!! You want to do it, right…? I know you want me so baad…. Come on, Nezumi…. 

Nezumi was totally, completely paralyzed, petrified, weak, and any girl in her situation would feel the same cause here was a very very very arousing moment)

Nezumi : (whispering, weak) Center…! (heart racing more and more) Center…

Center : Or maybe…. you want me to top you, honey…? Because if you don’t move, I’m gonna take you…. and…. I won’t let you leave…. (walking like a tiger, coming at Nezumi) (the ball falling on the floor, rolling) Spread your legs, honey…. I’m gonna strike you….

Nezumi : AAH..!!! AAAH !!!!

Center : (taking the ball) Mmm…. this is your ball…. being fucked by your own material…. exciting…. Aahh you’re so weak right now….

Nezumi : Center..!!!

Center : STRIKE PUSSY !!!!!! (throwing the ball)

Nezumi : Aaaaahhhhhh ooooooohhhhhhhh Centeeeer..!!!!! Aaaahhhhh !!!!

Center : Yeaahhh that’s it, honey…. you feel my powerful strike…. Ooh, the ball is a bit wet…. what’s wrong…? That’s beautiful…. (taking another ball and throwing it) STRIKE PUSSYYYY !!!!!!!

Nezumi : Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh babyyyyyyyyyy..!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO..!!!!

Center : And who’s the best striker now…? Say it !!

Nezumi : Youu, baby, youuuu….!!

Center : You want me to fuck you so hard now, right ?? (Taking the last ball and throwing it again)

Nezumi : Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!! Centeeer ooooohhhhhhhh..!!!!!

Center immediately pushed gently Nezumi back down and kissed her wildly, starting to kiss her everywhere. She didn’t want to let her prey go and quickly put 3 fingers inside of the girl, thrusting them faster. She then, licked the girl’s clit, smiling, proud.

Center : You’re mine…. Oohhh yeahh you’re mine, honey…. I like torturing innocent girls like you, you know….

Nezumi : Oooohhhhh Centeeeeerr AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : Where should I strike next…? Mmm…. (slapping Nezumi’s butt)

Nezumi : OOOOHHHHHH AAAAAAHHHHHHHH..!!!!!!

Center : Interesting…. Aah maybe…. should I put 2 fingers there…. just like that….

Nezumi : Oooohhhhh pleeeease aaaaaahhhhhhh !!!!!!!! S..Stoop..!!!! Aaaahhhhh !! Aaahhhh..!! Ooohhhh..!! Oooohhhhh babyyy oohhh babyyyyy !!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : That’s it….!! That’s iiit..!!!! Now, Nezumii, now, come on..!!! (Kissing Nezumi’s arms)

Nezumi : Aaaahhhhh aaaaaahhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : Suck, honey, suck them…. (Putting her fingers in Nezumi’s mouth) you’re a fuckin good peach, you know….

Nezumi : HMMMPHH..!!!!

Center : Heheheee…. Oohhh you’re so good….!! AAIIE !!!!!!

Nezumi bit Center.

Nezumi : Hehe… Jump again baby, it excites me….

Center : Mmm…. you caught me…. (kissing, bitting Nezumi’s tongue)

Nezumi : It’s just the beginning…. (kissing Center’s boobs)

Center : (high pitched voice) AAHHH !!!

Nezumi : You sound so sexual, baby oohhh…. (bitting Center’s tongue) Even your tongue is sexual, every part of you….

Center : Be nice with my tongue, honey…. I won’t be able to speak correctly anymore….

Nezumi : Mmm…. I’ll teach you how to speak again…. (kissing) I’m a pretty good teacher you know…. I understand everything….

Center : My ass ! (Laughing) How many languages you master, my dear…?

Nezumi : Hmm, Japanese….

Center : Hahahaha, oh please !!

Nezumi : Actually, I speak German…. (kissing)

Center : German, oh really ?

Nezumi : Ya, du Schlampe !

Center : Nice, what does it mean ?? (Kissing)

Nezumi : Bitch.

Center : WHAT ???!!! Did you just insult me ??!! (Slapping her, smiling) Be careful honey, this is your final day on this earth !!

Nezumi : Hehehee…. I know this one, Ich sterbe für dich ! 

Center : (suspicious) Meaning ? 

Nezumi : Hm, I’ll give my life for you….

Center : Oooh honeyyy..! (hugging her, kissing) You’re lovely…

Nezumi : Zicke. 

Center : Eh ??

Nezumi : (laughing) Nothing, haha !!

Center : Hey !! Don’t lie to me, be careful, be carefuuul… Anyway, you have a good accent ! I love it….

Nezumi : Mmm…. that’s a good thing…. (bitting Center’s ear) I’ll teach you other languages, then…. (kissing)

Center : Yeaahhh, teach meee…! (kissing) So how many languages have you mastered fluently ? You never told me about that !

Nezumi : Well, I don’t really speak, it’s just sentences or words… I know Italian….

Center : Woooo, Nezumiiii…! Italian is so romantic !! Italians are romantic, come on, speak speak speak !!

Nezumi : Hum… ti scoperò  come non ti sei ha mai scopato nessun'altro, tesoro….

Center : Wow, it’s too complicated for me…! But again, lovely…. (kissing)

Nezumi : Not only the accent, the sentence has a lovely meaning too, hehee….

Center : Ah ?

Nezumi : I’ll fuck you like you’ve never been fucked before…. (kissing, pushing her gently back down) Mmm babyy….! (bitting her neck)

Center : Aaaahhhhh oohhh yeesss..!!!! Nezumiii, I’m readyyy….!!

Nezumi : And (kissing)…. I speak english too…. (kissing)

Center : Booh come oon, so easy !

Nezumi : Yeah yeah, speak for yourself you don’t even know how to make one single sentence in english !

Center : You liar ! Don’t act smart showing you can speak any languages…. (kissing) And which English do you speak, dear Miss Nezumi ? 

Nezumi : Which ones ?? British… and American. 

Center : Really ?? I don’t believe you. You hide me a lot of things, I think I’m gonna track you…. (kissing, suckin her tits)

Nezumi : Centeeeeer..!!! Aaaahhhhhh yeesss, track meeee oooohhhhh !!!!!!

Center : Yeahh I’ll put something into you…. (kissing)

Nezumi : Oooohhhhh…. I’m dying for it…!! Aah you got me baby, I don’t speak either British, American or Australian english…

Center : Well, somehow you said that you only know the dirty words so I’m not surprised, learning words are not enough, you have to make a sentence you know…. (kissing)

Nezumi : Don’t make fun of mee, you…. I speak Japanese, it’s a new language…. (kissing)

Center : Hahahaha, you’re so dumb !!!

Nezumi : Quiero poseerte ahora mismo, aquí mismo en el suelo, mi… euh… mi cariño y voy a hacerte chillar…. and… and… well, I don’t think I said it right, I’m not sure…

Center : Wow, honeyy !! (kissing) I don’t understand a fuckin word but really that was awesome !!! I love, love it !! Which one is that ??

Nezumi : Ah, hum… Spanish… but something like I want to take you upstairs right now and… I’ll make you squeal…. (kissing)

Center : Mmm…. so exciting…. Well, girl you don’t know anything in English but you’re able to know about other languages ??!! What the fuck !

Nezumi : Hehehee…. And I know some French stuff…. (kissing)

Center : (laughing) Hey you got exes from all around the world or what is it, seriously ??!! You dated the whole planet, hahahahaha !!!!

Nezumi : Yeah, I’m so famous around the world, baby, you know…. (kissing)

Center : It’s gonna be a big problem…. mmm…. you’re cheating on me with foreigners ahaahhh…. I’ll kick their asses ! (kissing)

Nezumi : Ouch, it’s gonna hurt, baby…. but I guess, it’s gonna feel so good…. (rubbing Center’s clit up and down) J’ai… J’ai trop envie de toi, bébé….

Center : (eyes closed) Oooohhhhh Nezumiiiiiii aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh !!!!!! Ooohhhh pleaasee..!!! You’re.. aaaaaaahhhhhhhh !!!!!!! 

Nezumi : (kissing) Je vais te défoncer, chérie..!!! (rubbing hard Center’s G-S, giving her a powerful orgasm)

Center : What did you s..AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HONEYYYY AAAAAHHHHHHHH YEEESSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOHHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHH..!!!!!!

Nezumi : Mmm…. Babyyy…. (Kissing) It was French…. close to I’m gonna tear you up but I didn’t mention the word pussy…. But…. yeah, I’m gonna tear up your pussy, baby….

Center : AAAAAAHHHHHHH YEEESSSS..!!!!! PL..PLEASEE OOOOOHHHHHH LIKE THIIIIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOHHHHH NEZUMIIIIIII OOOOOHHHHHH YES..!!!! YES !!!!!!!!!!!! TEAR IT UUUUP HUUUNGHHH..!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : (kissing) Wanna me to accelerate…? Let’s ride faster then….

Center : AAAHHHH GGGG..!!!!! AAAAHHHHH NEZUMI OH YEESSS !!!!!!! HONEYYYY THIS IS SO..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : Centeeer…. I see it….!! I feel it…. Give yourself to me..!!! Final race, come on baby !!!! YES..!!!! OOHHH THAT’S IT !!!!!! CENTER !!!!!!

Center : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH HONEYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : Thank you, baby… (kissing her pussy before kissing her lips) you were amazing… Oohhh god…!!

Center : Thanks to you, honey…. (kissing) I thought I was going to die here…!! I just love it when I belong to you….

Nezumi : You belong to me forever, baby…. You hair is so weet…! (kissing)

Center : Just like the bowling balls here, I wonder why (smiling)…. Ah, I loved your languages skills by the way…. all the accents, all the sounds…. so sexy…. (kissing)

Nezumi’s 16 phones ringing at the same time.

Nezumi : Hum… sorry...

Center : (laughing) Who is calling you, now ??!!

Nezumi : Mmm…. probably all my exes around the world…. (kissing)

Center : HAHAHA !!!!! Come oon…! (Kissing)

Nezumi : Hehehee…. Aah, if you loved my languages skills, you’re gonna love this one…. I master it fluently….

Center : Mmm…. which one…? (Kissing)

Nezumi : Sex language…. (kissing)

Center : Aah yeahh I confirm…. (kissing) then you’ll give me another deep lesson tomorrow….

Nezumi : Mmm yes, Miss…. I’ll teach you all the techniques…. (kissing)

End of the story. Thank you for reading guys ! Well, not seeing the Bowling game the same way now… hahaha !

[senseisyfr]

Even Woods Hear Us In The Darkness !

At night in the woods, Yoga and Magic were walking…………………………………….

Yoga : BOO !!!!!

Magic : DAMN YOGA, YOU PISS ME OFF !!!!!! THIS IS NOT FUNNY I’M FREAKING OUT !!!!!!!

Yoga : Hahahahaha !!!! Ooooh, poor you !!

Magic : Seriously I’m not joking right now !!! I’m scared !!! I wonder why I accepted to come here with you, this place scares the shit out of me !!

Yoga holding Magic’s hand, stopping, looking at her, smiling.

Yoga : Hm, you know scary places make great stories hehehe…

Magic : Yeah I agree but right now this is creepy..!!

Yoga : Aww look how scared you are, hehehe !!

Magic : (smiling a bit) Stop it you idiot, I’m not laughing !

Yoga : (teasing) Ooh really ? Then what’s this smile I’m seeing now…? (Touching Magic’s cheeks) You’re so cute when you’re acting like that !!

Magic : (Laughing) Shut up !

Yoga : Hahaha !! (Keeps teasing Magic)

Magic : Come oon, stop it…! (Smiling while trying to avoid slightly Yoga’s touch)

Yoga : Look at this girl… she’s blushing aaaah hahahahahaa !!!

Magic : (still smiling) Stop you idiot…!! Let’s keep walking before we get attacked by monsters, ghosts or vampires…

Yoga : Pff hahaha !!!

Magic : (Laughing too) This is serious, asshole !

Yoga : Monsters, hahaha… Yeah yeah, I’m a vampire you know…. (wrapping her arms around Magic’s neck, kissing) A very bad vampire….

Magic : Aah really…? (Sexy smile, grabbed her by the hips, pulled her close and kissed her) Then…. Miss Vampire, what are you going to do to me….? I wanna goooo….!!

Yoga : I wanna eat you, honey…. (bitting Magic’s neck)

Magic : (eyes closed) Oh my..!! Aaahhhh…. Yoga…!!

Yoga : (smiling) You’re tasty…. ohh yeess…. I wanna drink you…. (kissing) Vampires love gorgeous girls you know…. mmm….

Magic : Yo…ga…!! Oohhh…. Babyyy…!!

Yoga : Hehehe…. We’re alone in the woods…. (kissing)

Magic : Yeahh…. I love you…. (kissing)

Yoga : Me too….

Magic : So… you wanna eat me more…? (Kissing)

Yoga : Yes…. mmmm….

Magic : It’s exciting…. Just do it before other monsters bring their asses here….

Yoga : Hahahaha !!!! Unbelievable, you’re really scared !!

Magic : I don’t want you to be kidnapped by some evil creatures babe…. (kissing)

Yoga : You want to kidnapp me ooohhhh…. (kissing, starting to take off Magic’s clothes) But I think I’m the one who is kidnapping you now….

Magic : (eyes closed) Aaaahhhhh…!! Aaahhhh…. Yoogagaaaaa….!!!

Yoga : Yess honey…. give your best screams to the trees…. mmmm…. (kissing her everywhere) They want to hear you more….

Magic : What about you baby…. (kissing, taking off Yoga’s clothes) I wanna hear your voice too…. your voice full of despair…. mmmm…. Aaahhhh….!!

Both of them just kept her panties.

Yoga : Aahhh…. Yes….?? Yeesss….?? Yess..!!! And you….!!!

Magic : (feeling Yoga’s fingers inside her) OOOHHHH..!!!! OH MY..!! AAAAAHHHHHH YOGAA..!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH YOGAAA…..!!!!! OOOOHHHHH BABYYYYY….!!!!!!! Comee….!!! Please…. Aaahhhh !!!!!

Yoga : Magic….!! Magiiiiic..!!!! Yes…. Oohhh yess it feels so good….!!!

KRACK !!!!!!!

Magic : (stops, jumping) What the fuck was that ?????!!!!!

Yoga : It’s the wind….

Magic : No, come on !!!!! Yoga really, I’m freaking out for real !!!!!

Yoga : This is me honey, don’t worry hahaha !!!

Magic : You’re serious ???!!!

Yoga : My aura is too strong when you’re around…. (kissing, smiling)

Magic : Ooh. I see….

Yoga : But… I wanted to freak you out just a bit, I did it on purpose…. (bitting her ear)

Magic : Aaahhhh…. You… you’re such a bitch finally…!! We don’t… play… with ooohhhh..!!!! With… people’s fears aaaaaahhhhhhh !!!!!!!! I want my revenge…. I’m gonna take it..!!! (Quickly pushing Yoga against the first tree that was behind, holding her hands above her head and… looking straight into her eyes, before kissing her wildly)

Actually, the 2 girls kissed each other during 15 min and without really breathing, please !!!

KRACK !!!!!

Magic : I know it’s not you this time…

Yoga : Exactly… I think we should leave right now.

Magic : See ? You’re starting to freak out too ! (A bit smiling) Since I want to leave… ok let's go !!

1st part, thanks for reading :) !