#ooohh my boyyys

[caramellles]

"don't doubt me".

[missamyrisa2]

How would you tease a boy with a flaming fetish for fur stoles and feather dusters?

It's funny the notification cut off at flaming and I was thinking ooohh I'm gonna have to get creative with building the most feathery teasyyyy fire for this tickleeee~

Which is kindaaaa not far offfff because you're just gonna be ~inflamed~ when I tackle you into my lovelyyyy elegant wardrobe lined with gorgeoussss furs and flufffy attire, complete with mannequins showing off sooo many sultry ensembles layered with all that exquisite material. Short sexyyy flirty numbers, floor length shawls, and such a spectrum of colors ~ I knowww it's gonna get you sooo blushyyy wigglyyyyy sillyyyy seeing it all, not to mention my little toy chest bursting with dusters and teasers and fluffy brushes and loooong poofy feathers. Awwwww there's a boyyyy getting alll blushyyy for his fluffyyy ticklemama ~

But what's thisssss? You come into my closet with those, those unseemly clothes? No no no~ that just won't doooo nopeeee uh uhhhh I'm taking thiss shirrtttt yess now don't fight meee. I'll tickle youuu ~ I'll tickle you on your ribsssss and your bellyyyyy and oooh look at that bridal shawl, babessss just look at how cuuute it is all draped on that mannequin, so white and elegant. Uhhhhh huhhh I knowww you love ittttt ~ and guesss whattt? These pants are mine now toooo ~ nopeeee you cooperate with me or I'll just tickle you moreeeee ~ riight on your bellyyyy with my dusterr uhhh huhhh ~ tickle tickle tickleeee~ and allll under that rack of lovelyyyyy coatssss ~ mmhmm such beautiful patterns, such amazing textures. It's like they're caressing you from afar huh? Yes yesss I know what they doo tooo youuuu ~ that's whyyyy you're losing those strained undies tooo~ mmhmm. Was it my ticklesss? Or maybe that amaaaazing royal blue stole hanging right there. I know you wanna touch that one yesssss you dooo. Go onnnn ~ be naughtyyyy~

Ahh ah ahhh naughty boyyyy you went right for it huhhh you were just gonna be so naughty with my lovely stole and now you're getting tickled. Yeahhh! Now you're getting tickled on those underarms and your neeeeck and your niiiipplesss ~ silly boyyy. You really thought I'd just let ya? Noooo you're getting something else ~special~ you seeee you get to watch me nowww as I dress up for youuuu~ I'm gonna strip myself firstttt a bittttt ~ ahhh not everyone gets such a showww but here goes my flower belt ~ yes, kind of a notorious accessory but she'll be back, I promise. And ahh I'm losing my top now silly boyyyy ~ just my little purpleyyyy bralette. Ooopeee there go my shortsssss. Hey don't stare at my undies you naughty boyyy I'm gonna tickle those feeeet for that. Yesss dusty dustyyyy on your feeettyy feeet. I call this rainbow duster patricia, no particular reason. She just looks like a Patty, y'know? And she's lucky, getting to dust such elegant toesss and soles. Why, you have such prettttyyy feeetsss for a silly boyyyy~

Ah yes, where were we before you had to be all naughty and bullied again. This amazing blue stole yesssss I'm going to wear thisss oneeee. But firsttt my lacy black nightieeee and because I'm just sillyyy I am going to accessorize it back with my flower belt. This blueee will be sooo cute over my new outfittttt~ don't you think? Maybe I should adjust it mmm? Like thissss? Ahh so beautiful. And oooh, I have these fur cuff bracelets tooo ~ they match darling, they match. And nowww it's time for a lovelyyyy huggggg ~ because you're a sweeet wanttttty neeedy boyyy who looooovesss these textures and I'm gonna hold you to me and let you feeeel it allll while I tickle you to bitsssss~ and don't you worry about that princely part. Noooo don't worry at allll because I have Patricia hereee to dusttty dustttt that royal rodddd and coax out allll your giggly moanssss. Coochie coooo babydolllll ~ squirm it outtttt. Feel these fursss all over youuuu as I tickle that bellyyyy. You can writhe and struggle all you like it's just gonna give you more sensation. That's itttt ~ be naughtyyyy ~ you know you wannaaaa. And you know I'm gonna punish youuuu ~ tickle ticklesssss on your lengthhh up and down while I let my fuzzy cuffs drift alll over your chest and buttonssss~ And my stole is just right here for youuuuu and while you enjoy thatttt I'm gonna grab this other one, the matching pair ~ and drape it over your bodyy mmhmmm. Yess lay back now, let's get you pinned and tickled and furred up~

Don't try to fight it nowwwww ~ I'm gonna drag this lovelyyy material over your ticklish bodyyyy til you can't speak, til you can't see straight, and til you're nothing but my neeeedy mewling cute tickleboyyyy~<3

[thatcheeseycandle]

//SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 31 OF IN PURSUIT OF SELF

DING DING DING IVE REBLOGGED THE CHAPTER ITS TIME FOR THE REACTION TO IPOS CHP 31 WOOOOOOOOO

AGHGHSHDHFBFHSB THE TITLE CARD, AS ALWAYS, GOT ME HYPEDDDD AUDISJHA HD JSHANCBANDNDN

Wiat HWTA WHAT WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED?????

Ay AYYYYYY GREEN ARROW HERE AS EMPTIPNAL SUPPORT BEHAKAHDHD

AweewjahddvAJWSHAHDBDB FOUND FAMILY MOMENT NUMBER ONE

Oh no OH GOSH TORNADO- BEHAHAHAHHAHDJAHDHAHAH NGL WHEN I FIRST HEARD OF IT TOO I HAD THE SAME FEELING HEHAHAHDBNA

Okay boiler sludge is a fair name for it actually HEHAJHDNNNFNF

Oh OH TRUST ME TORNADO THEY REALLY ARE-

Arrow ARROW JUSKO- THE CATS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN THEY REALLY ARE-

Ay AY AN ARGUEMENT???? OKAY IM KINDA RECALLING ON WHAT IT COULD BE- WAIT PARDON????? OKAY THATS GOOD ARROWS TRYNA YKNOW BE GOOD

helahdDGHELAUSGD I NEEDED A FEW SECONDS TO PROCESS WHAT SHE JUST SAID IM SORRY BEHAHABDHD

I JUST GOT A QUICK FLASHBACK TO WHAT TAW VALLEY SAID ABOUT EVERYONE FLIRTING WITH SCOT WHEN I REAF THAT AND I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD BE TRUE NGL

Oh to be not famous and oh to just live peacefully- (insert very loud opera music)

Yes YES FIESTY TORNADO BEHAHF

AHEHAHDBD YES TORNADO ONE OF THE TRUEST WORDS YOUVE EVER SAID THEY ARE A CUTE COUPLE

Im sorry TAW VALLEY SAID WHAT NOW???? OHHHH BOYYY IM ALL EARS I REALLY AM IM ALL EARS ALL EYES AND EARS

Ohhh OHHHSHSHDHDKDBD TORNADO YKNOW ITS TIME SHE LEARNT ABOUT THE LOVE TRIANGLE THOSE TWO HAD BEHAJAHHDHS

Im very VERY EXCUTED THIS BIT NOW GOT ME EXCITED FOR THE NEW BLOG HEKAHFKD OOOHH THE TENSION

Ay AY AY WHAT WHATAFAQ TRURO???

Wait WINSTON KNEW?? HE KNEW ABOUT NORTH WHATAGBSADAKAKA HOW WHEN HUH

Oi OI WAIT AYYYY GOLD AND DP1 LETS GOAOAYDJFB THEYRE HERE

Yeah YEAHH THE COOL KIDS BEJAJDH

Ph wait.. OHW AHATA WAIT WIAY IS TRURO GONNA TURN HUMAN??? IS HE???

Wait WINSTON ITS STARTING TO STACK IP HES GONNA TRUROS GONNA DO IT

Truro TRURO YOU LITTLE YOU DO LOOK GOOD FOR GODS SAKE

Oh OH? WELL.. YEAH I MEAN NGL TRURO HAS A POINT NOW CONSIDERING THAT- BUT STILL HES RIGHT YEAHHH

Yeah YEHJAFJJAHAHSBC

Lady WHATSG OH EHS GONNA GO HES GONNA TODAYS THE DAY HES GONNA DO IT

WOAH WOAGDHQOWAOAGD AYAYAYAY AY AY AY

Oh Gold COME ON- THEYRE MORE THAN RELIABLE THEYRE COOL AND LOTS MORE WORDS I DONT REMEMBER BUT I KNOW FIT THEM

Ayy AYYY YEAHHAHAGD

Wait WIAT KING EDWARD II KING WDMEJSH YEAH SHAKR HER OFF DO IT DO ITYOU CAN DO IT YOU CNA DODO TUTJTKTTTT

King ed wjandd KING ENEEWARDD AHSHGKGJJA NAOOOOOO

Wait wait WAIR SIRNGEL??! 1??1?11!5????? WHATDTH

God HE HAS TO REST SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A BREAK-

As soon as I read King George's dialogue I STOOD UP FORM MY BEAD WYAYYEHAHAHSHDHHAHAHAHAHA FINALALAAAYSYYYYYY SHES DEAD SHES GONE SHES GONNA DIE FINALALALDTHAJ 1ST HNWNSNDBD

Ohhh OIHHOHOHOJJ GETETEVHER TSTNANEIRJT YEAHHH LET SGOGOOOOO SHES FINALLYYYYYYY SHES FINALLY DONE FOR LETS GOGOOOOO

Guess shes GOING BACK TO HISTORY CLASS HEJAHFMEKDNFB SHES FINALLY GONNA BR DONE FOR FIMALFYAHBD AFTER SO LONG SHES FINALLYYYY DONE

YOU LTIYKTLEE YOU LITTLESHE IS NOT THAT IF SHE WERENT THERE THE PLACE WOULD PROBABLY BE A MESS

Yes YES EYSGSGDYE GO STANIER HO GOGOGOGOGOGOGOOOO

OHGOHIHOGODOGOHOHON CAINE WAS HER SON????????? NOW PEOPLE THAT IS HOW YOU CONNECG PEOPLE TOGETGER IN WRITING OHGMSUODJSHFBFB I DIDNT WHAT OKAY I DIDNT EXPECT THUS GOGYSMFUUSUFKCJV

ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE????????? GWARATAHSGAGSRA

YOU LTITKLEE MS PARSOSN WHWY WODYSLS DYOSUDBDOTVRHAISI WHY OWUDLD YOU DO THIS TO US WHY WHAYHSHAAAAAAAA

SHE DIDNT HAVE TO DO IT

I had to pause form typing CAUSE MU GODOSHDB I COUDLTJNS LOSE KING EDWARD II ISTG ATLEAST KING GEORGE

MY HEART IS NOT OKAY.

Oughfjfhgv OUGUFJSHF GOD THIS BIT HURT ME THE MOST AGAGSHAHAGGAHAHAA

Oh OH TRURO IS THERE TRUROS THERE YUP WERE ONTO TRURO'S POV NOW

Somebody IMSOEEBOSDY COVER HIS EYES HE CANT SEE HIS FIANCE LIKE THSI HE CANT NOT NOW AAAAAAA

Mallard MALLARD YOU LITTLE AAAAAAVSHRJWHAGDHF NO YOU DO NOT CALL TRURO THAT MY GOSH

I needed a moment of silence to process what just happened.. WHATA WHAT. IM VERY CONCERNED FOR TRURO AND GADWALL- BUT HEY ATLEAST GADWALL CAN TALK NA CAUSE YKNOW ITS GONNA COME IN HANDY

Oh OHHHH WE GOING TO PENDENNIS HERE WE GO

I almost REHFELL GOFF MY BREBD IS THAT HIS TRUE NAME?????? NO WAY HE JUST USED HIS TRUE NAME OGHAMFUSYAJDB

"But it is hard to convince myself of my worth." HERE COMES THE TEARS THEYRE FLOWING

Im aorry CLUNC ASYLE DID WHTACA NOW? SHE HAS THE NERVE TO SAY THAT CAUSE ITS RICH THAT A FACT SHE'S TECNICALLY TOGETHER WITH UNION

BEHEJABDBSHS POOR PENDENNIS HES JUST CONFUSED ON HOW TRURO DID THAT HEHAHAHDBHWBDHDNDMSA

AQERJAUEYEHDB AWESHSB ITS OLD ART OF TRURO AND SCOT AT THE ENSNWHAJDHSNFB

And hey I FINISHED IT BEFORE DINNER HRJAHDNDHF WELL DONT I FEEL FULL ENOUGH TO NOT EAT EHAJDBD (full of tears HEKSFBS)

WOOO OKAY THAT WAS ANOTHER EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER EXCEPT THE MAIN EMOTION WAS SHOCK SO YEAH ANOTHER WELL-DELIVERED PLOT THAT HAD EACH BIT OF IT SMOOTHLY YET SHARPLY DELIVERED

Conclusion: A VERY WELL WRITTEN FANFIC BY REDWYVERNWRITES

(Im very VERY hyped for next chapter BEJAHDJDGC)

[room-of-lies]

feel free to pick and choose if this is too many, but! nao egokoro, q-taro burgerberg, shin tsukimi, anzu kinashi, and maple!! :D

• Nao Egokoro: If you could would you have voted for Joe/did you vote for Nao? Why?

I'm very attached to my boy so probably gdhgdsd, also I think that a Joe massacre ending would be a rly cool au :O

and I didn't vote for Nao on my 1st playthrough but boyyy did I wanna :,<

• Q-taro Burgerberg: Who had the best character development to you?

oughg this one's tough :o

I think I wanna say Nao cuz I could talk endlessly about how much I love how her whole arc feels so Tragic but satisfying at the same time, I have a soft spot for characters who r "doomed from the start" in a way, I'll prolly do a write-up on her character at some point cuz wow she's just so <3<3<3

• Shin Tsukimi: What do you think about the percentages? What would you change, and what would you give to the non-candidates?

they're so Fascinating ooohh my god, I really want there to be something with Shin's specifically where the reason he has 0.0% is due to some kinda technicality, that or they mean something deeper than what they seem (tho with the reveal that sara is more "dangerous" when Joe isnt there I doubt it at this point😔)

(I dunno what I'd change but a percentage-swap au would be fun👀)

Anzu Kinashi: Which character do you wish had more screen time?

Hayasaka! his possible connections to asunaro r rly interesting nd I feel like he's kinda overlooked in the fandom! where is my pathetic office worker content </3

Maple: Thoughts on how the newest part ended?

sadly I don't have as much love for ch 3 as I do for the other chapters so far </3

don't get me wrong, I find a lot of it interesting, I love the dummies and think they're a rly cool addition, there's just something abt it that doesn't get my attention as much :((

on the newest part's ending, I feel rly mixed, I don't really know where meister's character is going or how I feel abt him as a possible antag (or even how he'll live up to midori) but I'm excited! also sad that the dummies just. all died again. I get Why but also I thought their possible continued interactions w the main cast would've been fun

[boy-above]

💜💙 my dude i turn 23 in a few months and i never learnt how drive either and i jus got my first job only like 8 months ago (and then lost it cause rona rip but) im proud of you for talking about your next steps! No rushes on these kinds of things marshal my man but good luck

And HOLY FRICK that dr case did not go anywhere i was expecting. I had my suspicions about our fat little rat hifumi but the actual murderer smacked me out of nowhere!

It made sense after they recapped it but at the time i never guessed 🤯

I have some theories/ideas for potential future cases ooohh i would love to be proven right hehe but im just enjoying the surprises as they come!

Im watching gamegrumps! Ik theyre not the greatest always but im finding the commentary from dan funny especially 😁

Hope ur having a fantastic day Marshal dude!

hi! oh boyyy i've been avoiding the gg lp bc i thought it would be insufferable AJDHDJDJ are they doing the dumb voices? their ddlc playthrough was really funny but i was worried abt what kind of impression they'd give of dr to new people. i'm really surprised they're already on trial 3, they're like notoriously bad with longer games so i'm surprised they made it this long. its a super long game, have they been cutting stuff out or are they just going way faster than i thought they would have? :0

something i love abt the dub in trial 3 is that naegi's like we heard an EAR PIERCING SCREAM and then celeste goes "aaa" like it's not even a scream let alone an ear piercing one it's so funny ajdjdjf.

id love to hear some of your theories sometime! it's really fun coming up with theories for these games, even though they're always wrong ajdj. i got the mastermind spoiled for me when i first experienced the game so i hope that doesn't happen to you haha, be careful.

once ur done with the first game i would recommend john wolfe :3 hes played all three games with his gf kimmy and i love them. im assuming the gg wouldn't immediately jump into the second game so i just wanted to give u a suggestion for when they're finished :3

i hope you have a great day too! thanks for always stopping by, i always look forward to your messages!

[sunscreenstudies]

Get-To-Know-Me tag

Tagged by: @hwiltschek

Rules: Answer these questions and tag 21 blogs you’d like to get to know better

Nickname: No. Just no. I really really really don’t do nicknames

Star sign: Libra

Height:  5ft 8.5 / 173cm

Last film I saw: Doctor Strange   (totallyyyyy recommend, it’s brilliant!)

Favorite musician: Queen, Fall Out Boy, The Script, Credence Clearwater, Meatloaf, Bon Jovi   (I could go on for daysss)

Song stuck in my head: Smooth Criminal -Michael Jackson

Other blogs: My main blog: @snoweylily  where I post art/thoughts/fandom/etc.

Do i get asks: I most definitely do accept them!!

Blogs following:  50-ish   (this number is constantly changing, but I try to keep it in the 50′s)

What i’m wearing: Hoodie, jeans, & bright red glow-in-the-dark converse

Dream job: Author, with some computer coding/web design on the side

Dream trip: Okay, first of all, how dare you make me choose, second of all, Oxford

Play any instruments: Ooohh boyyy where to start. 1)Acoustic Guitar, 2)Recorder, 3)Ukulele, 4)Piano, 5)Tin Whistle, 6)Harmonica, 7)Electric/Bass Guitar, 8)Keyboard, 9)I dabbled a bit with the violin, 10) ... I think that’s it

Language(s): Fluent: English + Irish , Get-by-in: German , Know the basics: French , Know the bare minimum: Russian , Want to know: every language ever

Favorite foods: Toast, French toast, Cereal, Pancakes, Waffles   (basically any breakfast food that isn’t an omelet or dead)

Random facts: No idea what to put down for this. I’m vegetarian (probably got that from above), I was born & currently go to university in Ireland, I’m pan, I’m INTJ, 75% Slytherin + 25% Ravenclaw, I love anything and everything got to do with books, and I’m an active member in (read: addicted to) far too many fandoms!

Favorite song: The Show Must Go On by the great Freddie Mercury himself. It has honestly never not been my favourite, even as a kid, because it encompasses basically everything that I believe in on how to live your life: ‘Inside my heart is breaking, my make-up may be flaking, but my smile still stays on’

Tagging (21 people is a LOT btw) : 

@emuzeek 

@study-harder

@deutscherstudyblr

@icarustudy 

@astudyingbird 

@elkstudies 

@endeavourfiles 

@ravenstag-wytch

@sirenja-and-the-stag

@incorrecthannigramquotes

@theonlysaylor

@bibliophilem

@ingenuestudies

@nesssste

@studyiruka

@studyquill

@alliedeanieldooley

@greenapricot

@vergilstudies

@mary-shelleys-ghost

@twomenofnote

[h2osilly]

You see this?

And, this?

A n d, thiS?

These three..

..Are my bois. Now, you can fuck with anyone and stuff..

But if you touch, one of these three-

If you even talk about, look, even t h i n K, about one of them-

Even, b r e a t h E, theMm

Ooohh, boyyy, you're gonna be in a world of pai n, smH

[dcuniverse-fanatic]

"What Happened?" Part II (Batfam X Reader)

A/N: okay so I couldn’t handle it……I HAD to write the part ii of this asap. So, enjoy! (REQUESTS OPEN) xoxo.
Love, Sara.
Description: you get saved from a Kidnapping. But not after you face near death.

Warnings: cursing, blood and slight angst

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‘Why is it always so damn dark in Gotham?’ You thought to yourself as you were walking home one summer night. It was the usual. Nothing out of the ordinary. It was the same old 'up and coming neighborhood’ the same old same old. Except… why did you have this feeling of you being…eerily watched? You try not to look nervous or suspicious as you try and dial 9-1-1. Unfortunately, your phone was not on silent and the dial tone could be heard loud and clear.

'Well shit’ you said to yourself moments before you were on the floor bleeding… from your… somewhere from your abdomen. You didn’t feel anything for a few moments until you hit the pavement in slow motion. God you were warm In your own blood like that. You almost pitied yourself for thinking of letting yourself go. I mean, what did you have to live for? Your parents kicked you out ever since you dropped out of college and you’ve been working minimum wage at some crappy fast food joint. You barely have dinner sometimes just to pay rent. You sometimes sneak cold chicken nuggets with you home. Your supervisor knows, but doesn’t make a big deal about it, as his 'family business’ is going down hill anyway. You didn’t know why you had this life but you don’t care anymore. You were the happiest and calm you’ve been in months. Mind you, you were bleeding on the pavement, but you were peaceful , warm, your mind not racing with guilt, anxiety and failure for once. You start feeling yourself shift. Like you’re being dragged. You want to try and resist, you really do, but you go limp. You don’t want to fight anymore, because if we can be real here, what are you fighting for? “Ah, why’d you have to stab her like that, Monty. He said we need them alive.” Said one man who was in the drivers seat. “Well she is, aint she?” Said the man dragging you. He quickly propped you on a bed sheet before him and the another man lift you up on the sopping wet, bloody sheet they put you on, and in to a back of a semi. The rest is kind of a blur to you, you vaguely remember being cold afterwards and seeing…. batman? No. that can’t be right. You know. Blood loss causes hallucinations? But you could swear it felt so real.

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You hear faint whispers from outside the door. Wait. What. You live alone. Like alone alone. That can’t be right. Your eyes slowly open and you see yourself In a huge bedroom. It maybe even bigger than your studio apartment. You look around, and then under the covers at yourself. Whew, well you’re not naked. So it wasn’t a drunken mistake? Wait. Hold on. You don’t drink. You let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding. You weren’t naked, but you aren’t in your clothes?? You’re in a huge black v neck and what you assume are boxers?. Huh. Okay then. You try and get up to explore where you are and how you got there. But the moment you do, the moment you left up your torso you’re in complete and utter agony. You let out a loud yet unexpected yelp. “What the fuck” you scream, completely forgetting you were in someone else’s house. But you don’t care. WHY IS YOUR SIDE BANDAGED?? You try and touch the bandage to remove it to look under it, but as soon as you touch it you wince in pain. “Mother-” You were interrupted with 3 young men and a boy, all tall, dark and handsome, well almost. Filing inside one by one. You Freeze in the position in which you were in, you know, you with your shirt half up your abdomen and your hand across it. You let out a sigh and you fall backwards. “Please tell me I didn’t sleep with any of you” you say slightly whimpering. “WHat? nO!” Said the one with the extreme under eye bags and the coffee mug. “Well, atleast I didn’t” he said taking a sip of coffee. “Tt, even if someone did sleep with her, we all know it wouldn’t be you, drake” the boy said hastily. “Ooohh” said two other guys in unison. “Shut it, demon spawn” said coffee mug, face red and embarrassed. “Uh, okay, hi, I hate to interrupt whatever this is but can someone explain before I call the cops.” You said patting yourself for a phone. “Never mind” you quickly say as you realize you don’t actually have a phone. “Okay I’ll explain. I’m Jason, this is dick, Tim and Damian.” Wait, you know those names. And how could you not? They’re Bruce Wayne’s sons. “Oh my god. Uh ok” you try and get up, still in pain and agony, but you manage. You run your fingers through your hair and say “am I actually in the manor? Like the Wayne manor? Cuz if I am, why? "Uh, well..” Jason started, but before he could finish, you interrupted. “Wait, and why do I remember seeing Batman, Red hood and Robin? Also, why am I bandaged and in severe pain? Also who’s clothes am I wearing? And where are MY clothes? Also, what happened?” Boy, you sure had a lot of questions. The boys all looked at each other speechless. They all open their mouths and close them, looking over at you. Now is the great time you decide to see spots. You try and walk over to your bed but fall backwards. Jason holds you before you could hit the floor…..again. “This is going to be a long day” he mumbled. _______________

You wake up on a couch. Your head is still spinning and you’re still in someone’s boxers and shirt. You sit up to find, Bruce Wayne, THE Bruce Wayne sitting in front of you with dick, Jason, Tim and Damian standing behind him. “Okay, this is not absurd by any means.” You say to yourself, but everyone heard it. “Hello, I’m sorry but what is your name? I don’t believe any of us are aware of that yet”. Said Bruce with a small smile forming in his mouth. “Uh yeah, sorry about that, I kinda almost died, but I’m (Y/N). Nice to meet you all” you said with a nervous smile. “As you may be wondering what you are doing here, batman brought you here after rescuing you from an illegal organ trafficking circle and brought you here to recover.” Said Bruce with almost no expression. But it clicked. It clicked as you remember fragments of yesterday, it clicked as you remember walking home and being stabbed, it clicks, it all does. “Okay well, why not bring me to a hospital, seems though I would recover just fine there.” You said fully knowing you wouldn’t be. You wouldn’t be able to pay the bills, or pay for rent. “Also how do you know batman?it seems as though, and Please correct me is my calculations are wrong. You don’t have what it takes to stitch me up, perform surgery and deal with such excess amount of blood, in the manor, unless say, you have an underground facility? Say the bat cave? Which would also incidentally mean, that Jason, is obviously the red hood and dick is nightwing, now I’m not a hundred percent sure about this but tim would be Red Robin and Damian of course, Robin. Which would also mean that you already knew who I am and that you are of course batman. You pause for a second to watch everyone’s jaw drop to the floor, and then continue "close enough?” There is absolute silence. But you are enjoying it. Did they not know that you spend most of your time conspiring about the batfamily? Well you knew all of this for months now. And you took absolute pleasure in outsmarting the smartest man in Gotham. Tim breaks the silence by saying “boyyy, I did not see that coming”

[theabominableblogger]

Harley Quinn and the Joker?

Ooohh boyyy…..

I actually did a post waaaayyy back near the dawn of my blog where I somewhat addressed this and I brought up why the Joker might love Harley.

But ship-wise, I don’t ship them.  But I don’t ship Joker and Harley with anyone else, if you get what I mean.

This probably might be the most controversial post about shipping I might have right now but at the same time, I don’t want to make any of the people in the Joker/Harley fandom mad.

I think the word that comes to mind when talking about this ship is “appreciation.”  I appreciate the ship more than me actually shipping them as a couple.  And they are absolutely NOT a normal couple.

With “Suicide Squad,” I think I started to appreciate the ship more.  The chemistry between the two is absolutely spell-bounding and it’s gonna be a damn shame if some idiot decided to split them up in the upcoming “Gotham City Sirens” because  of the good ol’ “shit happens and it’s about three villainesses” response.  I actually follow a couple of the Joker/Harley fans and even though I don’t ship the ship, I love seeing the new content, especially some of the SFW art, edits, and headcanons.

I’m kinda glad this was dropped in my inbox.  Keep the asks coming, you guys!