#oooffttt

[dartmoorsfinest]

Can’t believe I missed Josh’s insta live because I was busy listening to his Off Menu ep! 😢

He pretty much covered everything:

The tour, obvs

Alex joining the chat, asking Josh if there was going to be meet and greets!

Being told to stop scratching his head; “okay!”

Thinking he’s doing a show Leicester, confusing it with Lincoln. Neither place he’s doing… yet.

He’s said Irish dates will be added!!

Bits of chat about him going to see a certain Miss Swizzle. A Swiftie gave his daughter a friendship bracelet with “SLUT!” (TV)(FTV) on…

“DYNAMIC PRICING CAN GO FUCK ITSELF!”

Blur vs Oasis chat. He’ll always be Team Blur; Shag Damon, Marry Graham, Love Alex… what about Dave?! Says his fave song is Out of Space… think he meant Out of Time??

Already milking (pun intended) the tea thing. His agent says it’ll be “good branding”.

Someone genuinely asking if Hypothetical is coming back. Awkward…

Joking that he and Rob Beckett are going to have a falling out, so they’ll do a Parenting Hell reunion tour in 2044!

He didn’t know he’s going to Stockton.

He’s talking about getting a SECOND pillow. One for the hotel, the other for the car.

He’s going to see Macca later this year!!

Girls Aloud > Taylor Swift (oooffttt…)

He’s finally sorted out that bullshit about his car reg plates he mentioned on insta a while ago!

Marmite man. Everyone kept asking him “Marmite or Vegemite”.

[deadandphilgames]

nomad anon here. on saturday at the parade i gave a girl my number becauss i thought she was pretty. And we talked. and she told me she was 18 (which is still too young and im not a creep), then she told me she voted for the conservative party in the last elections, and THEN she told me she was JUST DUMPED BY HER GIRLFRIEND 2 hours before she message me

so now i asked my self, HOW WERE DAN AND PHIL SO LUCKY TO FIND EACH OTHER 😭😭😭

oooffttt that’s a lot, kudos to you for giving her your number but rip she wasn’t the one 😔

[winchest09]

Life for Rent - Chapter 24 is complete.

It’s now with my darling beta. Oooffttt. I hope you enjoy it. Should be dropping tomorrow (29th July)

Keep your eyes out 😘

[calumrose]

i think working from home is great like i can just take naps in the middle of the day n watch television while on the computer but everyone has seem to have gotten a lot more angry over emails??? 🥴i ended up ordering falafel n fries!! ooo my favorite villagers i've got are ketchup, merengue and hazel!! and they also happen to be my starter villagers as well i don't think i could ever let them go🥺i'm going for a natural *woodsy* theme but playing and designing is so emotionally draining

who're ur fav villagers? or if you've got a liking for a certain personality type? and that's good to hear! i'm glad u had a good day🥺ooo what colors 👀we love a dyed head of hair!!! yes!!! and also calum🥺i started thinking about when he says "*city name here* lets fuckin dance" and then does the hand movements!!! i know he knows what hes doing when he does that... he has to... then i had that clip of him singing wdyl and in the middle he's like "haha" i just 🥺🥺-🍄

I honestly don’t think I’d cope if I was to work from home, I’d get distracted too easily and just be so unmotivated to do it 😂 I think it’s because it’s easier to be angry through a screen because it’s not an immediate backlash/response even though it doesn’t make it any better 🥴 Oohhh that sounds tasty!! Super cute!! Honestly, designing is draining, I gave up and took a break from it and I’m yet to go back 😂

My favourite villagers are probably Shep, Bones, and Maddie (all dog villagers 😂) I’m not that fussed about personality types but I’ve decided I want all dog villagers so I’ve been hunting for specific ones. I’ve got like 3 spaces left to fill on my island and then I’ve got them 😌 I got blue and purple, got chatting to my best friend tonight and I’m thinking I’m probably gonna go blue first maybe and then when that fades I’ll do purple again as I’ve done it before and loved it 😁

His valentine intro.... holy shit... hold my fucking drink I will scream. It is... so hot?? He’s just so smooth when he’s like “____ let’s fuckin’ dance” like yes bitch let’s motherfucking dance!! Ugh it’s so hot 🥵 And the little finger motions... bitch put those hands away or so help me god... mmm honestly his hands yes... god forgive me for I have sinned 🙏 I’ve got some beef with WDYL honestly 😂 Like I don’t like the song exactly but their voices in it, I can’t fault are bloody gorgeous... Calum’s verse... sends me off!! Ugh it’s so hot when he does his little notes with “can’t even look me in the eye” and “you movin’ different when we makin’ love” LIKE YES KING!!! UGHHH!!

[i-remember-manual-typewriters]

And my heart stuttering over older women in trousers suits continues unabashed - that first gif.......oooffttt

EMILY PRENTISS | 16.01 Just Getting Started

[evanism88]

neck kisses from ziyi ok. but. kissing ziyis neck

Oooffttt a whole mood. I just want to leave a trail of kisses along his sharp jawline and then down the column of his neck

[winchest09]

oooffttt. 

a dean winchester s9 appreciation

[evanism88]

I’m soft rn😭😭 Ziyi is killing me. I had a dream ab him and it keeps replaying in my head

Oooffttt… You’re so lucky, I wish I had dreams about Ziyi. I miss him so so much sighhss

[winchest09]

Oooffttt.

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