#ooo yay

[the-final-knight]

*she looks like she actually believes what you're saying, her eyes are full of emotion and she burries her head against you*

*a knight is walking down a trail in the woods, her arm is badly wounded and she holds it close to her side*

-@the-final-knight (I've arrived to harass you)

*I'm looking from the trees, watching if she's a threat*

[blummberg]

Today's magma

[spes027]

Wow! How pretty :D

[orions-hound]

cant convince me knock out isnt a freak. that man giggles at the murder scenes in the horror movies he watches on his cute little dates. he thinks about how much blood would come out of a human if he popped one in his grasp like a grape. he thinks blood looks like it tastes good. and breakdown doesnt know whether to be concerned or encouraging like yes babe but also what the fuck babe

[fearless-vagrant]

Oh, uh... Heyyy there. Are you the one we're looking for?

*you get word about a seriously dangerous underground fighting ring, part of a larger betting and gambling circuit*

- @fearless-vagrant

*He looks around for any hints to its whereabouts*

[toxicdogs]

Commissions for cats vet bills!

Hello! I really need help paying for my cats vet costs, his name is Dewi, he is my sweet boy and he is having severe bladder issues due to stress. We just lost one of our cats two weeks ago, I literally cannot take losing this boy as well.

I unfortunately just had to empty my bank account to pay for his treatment yesterday which saved his life. But he's having to go back in today bc he can't pass any liquids still. So I am opening my commission at a discount! My prices are below, but if they are too expensive or you'd like something cheaper, please contact me! I also have a ko-fi.

If you know anyone who would like a character portrait or commission please share it around! All boosts and shares help a ton!

Some examples of my work below!

+ this is Dewi <3

[thatdeadaquarius]

Imagine everyone in genshin could physically see when you lag. Collecting some sunsettia then my ping sky rockets to 999 and im frozen for a good minute in the middle of doing an attack 😭

SOB bro ive gotten caught in some DOWNRIGHT SILLY lags before- i would pass away if they saw that

Esp since i get them stuck then just start laughing my ass off 💀

This gif took me out this is so funny 😭 i had to put it here LMAO

I accidentally made Venti jump on top of a Aranara house when I was first exploring Sumeru and did that "flying in the air/jumpin down pose" but just. Through a palm leaf, he's just fluttering in the wind it was painfully ironic 😭

BRO

BRO

Bro.

What if u were isekaied to Genshin but it still has game rules, and so now ur like a character too,

SO U CAN ALSO LAGGGG STOPPP 😭😭😭

I would constantly be omw to the Backrooms 💀

Glitching thru magic shit bc im inpatient and wanna hurry (lagged myself thru some domain steps once)

OH MY GOD-

IF THEYRE AWARE

OF EVEN JUST YOU LAGGING THEIR BODIES

DUDE 😭

So this is unrelated to lag shit, but Ive just done so much silly ass things in game that they would find just as funny or dumb 💀

♤

So, When i first started Genshin I was on some Shit.

I had only rlly played one or two open world games before, and even then not for a long time, so I just like did the stupidest things

I was fighting in those early domains in Mondstadt right, and I had just gotten to the cutscene with Lisa and Traveler, I think thats all who were there

And I had just finished the last battle in the chamber, so I had just deployed Baron Bunny from Amber but killed the monsters before it could go off-

SO IN THE MIDDLE OF LISA TALKING- JUST AN EXPLOSION HAPPENS STAGE LEFT OFF SCREEN AND INTERUPTS HER LMFAO

I LITERALLY APOLOGIZED TO LISA I WAS CRYING LAUGHING SO HARD

(no pls dont make her aware of that for me she would bully me forever)

I FELT LIKE I WAS JUST CAUSING THESE CHARACTERS PROBLEMS RIGHT OFF THE BAT LMAO

◇

And I also didnt know about boss monsters yet (i didnt watch anyone play genshin/know where or what they were lol goin in blindfolded essentially)

So im running around Mond. and I start fighting a Cryo whopperflower for a little while, im not high level yet, and deadass MID SWORD SWING-

I GLITCH THRU A TINY CRACK IN THE ROCKS BC ITS OPEN ON THE TOP RIGHT??!! SO IT WAS JUST SOLID GROUND TO ME AND IM JUST FALLING-??!!

AND THEN I LAND MY ASS THE GIANT CRYO FLOWER REGISVINE AND I STG IT LAGGED AND WAITED FOR A MINUTE BEFORE IT STARTED MOVING LIKE IT WAS CONFUSED TOO-

AND ITS LEVEL IS LIKE IN THE RED

AND THE FALL KILLED AETHER (which I also didnt know could happen 😭TRAUMA) SO I JUST SUDDENLY HAVE AMBER OUT- !!??

BRO THAT WHOLE SITUATION MADE ME THINK I HAD ANGERED THE TINY FLOWER SO BAD IT JUST BECAME HUGE-

I WAS LITERALLY SCREAMING AT MY SCREEN "AMBER FUCK RUNNNN OH GOD AETHER'S DEAD???!! "

BC I WAS LIKE LEVEL 14 VS. ITS LEVEL 36

Talk about an all-knowing creator god 😭😭

Thatd be so embarassing if they remembered that 💀 aether would literally bring it up all the time to get to me

AMBER WOULD PITY ME AND HAVE SYMPATHEY NOO

♧

Then later on in Liyue, theres a chest underneath these guard statues hidden by a bush right? And one of those Geoculus star things too, and i have my compass out trying to find all the Geoculuses(?)

And Im like, " ok towards the statue??"

THEN I JUST PLUMMET- AND I IMMEDIATELY INSTINCTIVELY LIKE, SO HEARTBROKEN AND DISTRESSED SOUNDING "nOPLEASENOTAGAIN- oh, ohhh my godd" my heart was racinggg i literally sighed and I sat there for a minute breathin heavy 😭😭

My team wouldve had a heart attack and field day with me doin shit like that, theyd be like

"This our god? This you?"

Aether has so much blackmail on me 🥲

☆

If I had a mora for everytime I fell on a boss monster in Genshin Impact, I would have 3 mora.

Which isn't a lot of mora, but it's weird that it happened three times.

Cheers,

💀♒️

(we updated the logo bc im stupid and didnt realize i couldve been typing that the whole time)

♡the beloveds♡

Srry figure it was close enough id tag yall anyway

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[baellielurk]

fight me >:) (soon as the site is back on)

[lemoncat102]

I haven't touched this platform in god knows how long

But I'm back!!!

new art 😎👍

[lizasweetling]

Yay! our Triumvirate is comming together again!

[ivory--raven]

i've made a list, my favorite episodes in season 2

The 37's

Elogium

Twisted

Persistence of Vision

Resistance

Prototype

Threshold (obviously)

Death Wish

Lifesigns

Innocence

The Thaw

Tuvix

Resolutions

you're getting a list every time you start a new season

THRESHOLD IS THIS SEASON?!?!?!

[justapalspal]

Gosh I’m becoming my father. Planning big cooking projects that require making things from scratch. Anyway the atla cookbook so far is a masterpiece, I had the cabbage noodles a long while ago and that lamb meat was SO tender. I’m gonna try making the spicy noodles this time. Like. This week I bet

[keeps-ache]

yeep :3

[mercuriians]

burning question for hsr fans or also just anyone who sees this: how does a whodunnit x reader fic series sound? like say there was a murder on the astral express & the plot would revolve around the reader and (extended) crew trying to find out who the murderer was while simultaneously trying not to get killed themselves..

definitely an interesting idea i think. but hey i also played four rounds of clue earlier today so i dunno LOL

[ask-mangle-the-sad-one]

Mangle. I say this with my whole heart and being. I would die for you.

oh! Um thank you. but pls don’t die. and I’m not quite sure in which way you mean like u cud mean u wud die to save me or like die to have me or die to… I’m just going to stop because of about half of the possible meaning’s. But please don’t die. I mean unless you’re someone that i want dead who is just hiding

wow I think my nonexistent brain hurts!

anyway I’m going to take this as a compliment!

[thekidsarentalright]

hum hallelujah and disloyal order tying in best fob song, you love to see it <3 honestly choosing between those two was so hard for me so i was actually happily surprised to see the results!

yesssss so real, both are some of their best work so i loved seeing them both get in the top 5 (or... 6 i guess fkjds) as they deserved <3 choosing between them is soooo hard so fr it made me happy that they both won <3