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Sunday morning living room self defence class led by Oliver.

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Garbage Fight

Today my middle son got into a garbage fight at the park. He smelled so bad that I made him take a shower at the community centre.

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Oliver's Dangerous Dragon is now framed.

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The Thought Process For (Eventually) Ending HBO's Game of Thrones

D.B. Weiss: It’s like sometimes you’ll be at a party, and you’re surrounded by people you love and you’re having a great time and it’s late and you’re like, “I should really go home, but man, this is a great party. I’m going to order one more beer, why not? When’s the next time I’m going to be in a party this great again?” And then you have another beer and you have a martini, and then it’s 6:30 in the morning, you’re like, “Why the fuck am I still at this party?”

David Benioff: You wake up ashamed and covered in your own feces.

Weiss: We want to go home before that happens.

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Oliver made a sock monster and named him Garrett Bobby Ferguson.

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Oliver's version of story time includes adding fart noises to every storybook.

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Meanwhile in my bathroom, Jango Fett is riding the USS Enterprise like a fucking horsey.

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"I'm a wiener! Dang, I hate having an accent"

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Oliver is making his own t-shirt.

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There's a Ninja at the End of this Couch

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#Oliver

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Defeated by sushi.

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Red shirt, Godzilla and Space Marine vs a Dalek. #PopExpoOttawa #DIYGodzilla

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Oliver, surrounded by ladies at his birthday party. Uh oh. (at Sky Zone Ottawa)

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And then the tea party went off the rails.

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And then the boys killed time by filling out waivers. (at Sky Zone Ottawa)

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