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shy-nightmare · 2 months ago

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The Toonz Twins: Toontown Sleuths

Chapter Five: Pattycake

Summary: Now that the show’s over, the twins and their employer snoop around to get the job done. However, they get more than they bargained for.

Credit for inspiration goes to @imaginarytoon1, author of “The Birchwood Twins: Toontown Investigators” and @its-metal-mistress, author of “Bendy and the Ink Machine: Learning How to Live”. Please check out their own wonderful content ^^!

Special Guests Tags 😊: @marinerainbow, @slashingdisneypasta, @weaselnerd, and @lastofautumn. Autumn, you have been officially honored as a special guest in the story. Congratulations! 😁

Warning: This chapter contains some sexual innuendos because it’s the 40’s, poor Roger in heartbreak, and some suspicious activity 👀

“AND DON’T LET ME CATCH YOUR PEEPIN’ FACES AROUND HERE AGAIN! GOT IT?” Bongo shouted after he literally tossed Eddie and the twins out of the club.

Tom rubbed his head gingerly, cursing at the bouncer while Eddie glared at the door and scratched his armpit, shouting “OOGA BOOGA!”

The gunslinger, who transformed back into his Toon form, glared up at his boss. “You just had to call him a chimp, didn’t you?”

“How was I supposed to know he was skulking around—Uh, Twyla, what are you doing?” Eddie’s glare faltered and Tom turned around to see his twin sister looking through a window. Then, she softly gasped and quickly ducked down.

“You found `em?” Eddie asked.

She nodded.

“Good.” Eddie fished down his pocket to grab his camera while Twyla quietly pulled out a milk crate and pushed it against the wall. The window was half-sealed by the dark rose curtains, but he didn’t want to risk it. “Not a sound,” he told his silent assistant, who nodded.

“Come, my dear Jessica.” Acme said, “I got everything arranged. Right here, on the bed.”

Bed?

“Oh, not tonight, Marvin,” Jessica replied groggily, “I have a headache.”

“But Jessica, you promised,” Acme whined.

Jessica sighed, “Oh, all right. But this time, take off that hand buzzer.”

Eddie angled his camera to the window, careful not to be seen. He took a shot.

“Pattycake.”

The twins’ ears perked up at the sound of…moaning?

“Pattycake.” Acme repeated, and Jessica moaned again.

“Wait,” Twyla’s eyes widened in shock, turning to her brother. “Are they…?”

Tom pulled himself up and nudged Eddie, ignoring his glare. “Valiant, get out of my way!” he whisper-shouted.

Tom carefully at the window, and his eyes went wide like saucers.

Jessica and Acme…they were…

“Marvin!”

“Pattycake, pattycake, pattycake!”

“Oh, Marvin!”

“Holy shit.”

Eddie’s jaw dropped, matching Tom’s state of shock. “You gotta be kidding me!”

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“PATTYCAKE?! PATTYCAKE?!” Roger bawled miserably as he pounded the blinds of the window where the Acme Factory could be seen across the road. “I don’t believe it!” He jumped off the shelf and walked to Maroon’s desk, banging his head. “Pattycake?! Pattycake?! It’s not true!”

Seeing the poor guy bawl and weep in heartbroken betrayal can stab anyone’s heart. Even Tom, who was leaning against the wall, frowned sympathetically at the sight. You can’t not feel sorry for this guy after finding his wife cheated on him with his idol and literally had old-fashioned cartoon sex with him.

“Take comfort, son,” Maroon said with little sympathy, “You’re not the first man whose wife played Pattycake on him.”

He handed Roger his handkerchief and he blew his nose, emitting whoopee cushion and deflated saxophone sounds. “I just don’t believe it,” Roger whimpered. His brows furrowed, “I won’t believe it! I can’t believe it! I shan’t believe it!”

Twyla accepted the photos Eddie handed to her, and she handed them over to the heartbroken rabbit. “Believe it, kid.” Eddie told him, “I took the pictures myself, and the twins saw it for themselves. She played Pattycake.”

“No! Not my Jessica,” Roger shook his head, going through the pictures at rapid speed. “Not Pattycake. This is impossible. I don’t believe it! It can’t be! It just can’t be! Jessica’s my wife! It’s absolutely impossible!” he shouted, tossing the pictures away and looking at them in denial. “Jessica is the light of my life…” he whimpered, shutting his eyes tearfully. “…the apple of my life…the cream in my coffee.”

Twyla patted his shoulder comfortingly.

“Well, you better start drinking it black, ‘cause Acme’s taking the cream now.” Eddie said, taking a sip of his drink while ignoring the twins’ deadpan glares.

“Hard to believe,” Maroon agreed, staring at the Acme Factory. “Marvin Acme’s been my friend and neighbor for thirty years. Who would’ve thought he was a sugar daddy?”

“Somebody must have made her do it,” Roger sobbed.

Maroon walked over with a small glass of whiskey and handed it to him. “Drink this, son. You’ll feel better.”

Roger took a deep breath and swallowed the whiskey in one gulp.

Suddenly, his eye popped.

Tom rose a brow, slowly stepping away. “Uh, Roger?”

The rabbit started twitching, changing colors as the twitching became violent. His face turned steaming red, and his cheeks expanded.

Uh-oh.

“Take cover!” Eddie shouted at the twins, and they ducked beneath the desk before covering their ears.

Roger flew up high to the ceiling, screeching eardrum-busting steam whistles. He screeched and steamed with absolute heartbreak and fury, his limbs lashing out in violent fits of rage and sorrow fueled by the oxygen blowing out of his lungs constricted by the pain in his broken heart. As he screamed, the trophies shattered, and glass shelves exploded into little shards. One of the pieces nearly stabbed Twyla and Tom swatted it off with his tail. “Roger! Calm down! We get it, OK?! She betrayed you! Now calm down before you shatter our ears!” he exclaimed, tucking his sister close to him.

Roger’s steam-whistle screaming stopped and he fell back on the chair, faceplanting the desk. The twins slowly got up and looked around to witness the office in chaos. It looked like a tornado had burst in the window, and the floor and desk were scattered with broken glass, papers, and other debris. They turned around to Roger, who slowly lifted his head up wearing a goofy, exhausted smile.

“Thanks!” He grinned, eyes spinning around. “I needed that.”

He slammed face-down on the desk the second time.

Tom gently touched Twyla’s shoulder, “You all right?”

She nodded.

“Son of a bitch,” Eddie muttered. “Look, Mr. Maroon. I think my work here is finished. How about that carrot you owe me, huh?”

“A deal’s a deal.” Maroon replied, pulling out a check for him.

Both men walked over to Roger, whose eyes were bloodshot and was wheezing with exhaustion. His hair and fur were a mess. He looked pitiful.

“Roger, I know that it all seems pretty painful right now,” Maroon comforted him, “But you’ll find someone new. Won’t he, Mr. Valiant?”

“Yeah, sure.” Eddie replied, standing on Roger’s left. “Good-looking guy like that?” he chuckled, “Heh-heh. The dames’ll be bringing his door down.”

Roger sprung up with gritted teeth, his blue eyes flashing with newfound fury.

Both Tom and Twyla recoiled. Oh, he’s pissed.

“Dames?! What dames?!” Roger exclaimed and pounced on Eddie. He grabbed him by the collar of his trench coat and sneered at his face, “Jessica’s the only one for me! You’ll see! We’ll rise above this piddling peccadillo! We’re going to be happy again! You got that?! Happy! Capital H-A-P-P-I!”

Roger released him and burst out of the glass window. Maroon and Eddie walked over.

“Well, at least he took it well.” Eddie said.

Maroon pulled down the blinds, revealing an outline of the Toon rabbit.

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Twyla walked over to stare at the window, then asked, “Do you think we should check on him?”

“So you can talk!” Maroon exclaimed, and Twyla only responded with a deadpan look.

“Yeah, he’ll be fine. He’s a Toon, he’ll bounce back.” He answered, but Tom suddenly cut in.

“Actually, that’s not a bad idea.” He stood next to Twyla, “Just because we’re Toons doesn’t mean we can’t feel the same heartbreak any fella or dame would feel when they just got their hearts broken.”

He looked at his sister, and she could tell he had something else in mind.

They left the studio, but Eddie stopped them. “Hold on, hold on,” he stopped in front of them. “What are you two up to this time?” he asked with a slight glare. He obviously has not forgotten about their little disguise trick back at the club.

“Any guy who just found out their lady’s had an affair is prone to make dumbass decisions like getting drunk off their asses or confrontin’ the guy who took their place.” Tom answered, “And now Twyla’s talking, she can handle Roger a lot better than I can.”

Eddie looked down, brows furrowed, then sighed. “Do you two have a place to stay for the night?”

The twins’ brows rose and glanced at each other in shocked silence.

“Sorry?” Tom asked, raising a brow.

The detective grumbled, muttering, “Do you kids have somewhere to go?”

They shared an uncertain glance, silently debating on whether or not they should tell him about their plan. However, their current situation brought back their sense of logic. This is exactly where they’re supposed to go, but they’re in the wrong time period. They need to get into contact with Adam and Echo and figure out how they’re going to get back to the modern world. And not to mention, they’re still new here.

After a silent moment, the twins shook their heads.

Eddie sighed, fishing his pocket. He pulled out a key and tossed it to Twyla.

“You know the way back to my office?” he asked.

Twyla shared a raised brow with her brother, then nodded.

“All right,” Eddie said, “Find the rabbit, make sure he’s not dead, and come back.”

The twins nodded and watched him go before Tom turned to her. “Hey, sis?” he whispered.

“Yeah?”

“How do you feel like doing a little…solo mission?” he asked.

Her ear twitched. “Solo mission?”

“Yeah,” her brother nodded curtly. “I think he might head back home in Toontown.”

Twyla’s purple pie-cut orbs widened. “Toontown?”

“Yeah. It’s right behind the Acme Factory, and there’s a tunnel called Mt. Hollywood in Vermont Canyon Road on the other side of town.” He leaned in closer, and his voice deepened with dark malice. “If she’s home, you know what to do.”

A low growl erupted from Twyla’s throat. “Shall I spare her?”

“Yeah. But don’t go easy.”

“Oh, trust me.” His sister held her hand up, and massive razor-sharp obsidian claws erupted from her fingertips. “I’m about to give her a brand-new makeover.”

Tom ran off to catch up with Eddie and Twyla ran in the opposite direction towards the Acme Factory. She had no clue where the tunnel was, so she decided to take a shortcut and jump over the brick wall near the factory. When the warehouse became present in her peripheral vision, she dodged in the dark, narrow alleyway between the two buildings and continued to run with flashing velocity. She reached out with her arms, extended her claws, and leapt high in the air. Twyla grabbed onto the brick wall, using her claws for stability before she began to climb. It didn’t take too long for her to make it to the top, and when she got there, she heard laughter.

She hoisted herself up and kicked her legs over to give herself relief.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

The wall suddenly shook, rumbling as if there was going to be an earthquake. Twyla nearly fell, but she grasped onto the edges to prevent her from doing so. She lowered her head down low enough to move her ear, and she heard something loud, large, and metallic coming. It sounded like the wheels of a bus.

It’s a Toon bus, she realized and rose to her knees, preparing to jump. Her tail moved around to check the altitude and was pleased with her results. She inched closer as the blare grew louder…

And louder…

Just a few more moments…

The Toon bus, painted bright red, zoomed in. And Twyla leapt in the sky of the Tooniverse.

She landed on the roof with a gentle thump and rested her hand on her right knee while she took some slow, deep breaths.

Twyla lifted her chin up…and her jaw dropped in astonishment.

Everything she had imagined about Toontown was beautiful, but dare she say her dreams cannot compare to the sights before her! The night sky was illustrated in shades of midnight and lapis, kissed by tiny little stars dancing around the crescent moon, and Toon cloud people sat in their puffy chairs reading their novels. Despite the cool evening temperature, a foreign sense of warmth welcomed the new traveler. Warmth, like sunshine. The streets were bursting with life and laughter, and the entirety of the environment consisted of a fantastical, dreamlike atmosphere. Cartoon characters known and loved by all around the world, new and old, smiled brightly and danced around with wild wonder. She could have sworn she spotted the Three Little Pigs dancing and playing, once again oblivious of the Big Bad Wolf prowling after them. As the bus drove on, Twyla noticed the buildings, cars, plants, and even the streetlamps were drawn with eyes and smiles. Jazz music filled the wonderful atmosphere with glorious passion. Everything was drawn and painted in colors, sizes, and shapes of all kinds, moving to the upbeat jazz music playing with rhythmic, stylistic movement.

Everyone was a Toon. And they all were so energetic. So happy. So lively.

This is Toontown. The promiseland.

A tear fell from Twyla’s eye and she cupped her hands together. “Oh,” she gasped dreamily, “It’s so beautiful.”

She caught a whiff of something sweet like lavender and lemon-scented carrots. “Oh, crap!” she exclaimed. “I almost forgot what I came here for!”

The horror Toon rested on her hands and knees as her ride was now driving towards a quaint little neighborhood called Sweet Sunflower Acres. It was a beautiful series of blocks of two-story family houses and duplexes on one side of the street and combinations of townhouses perched on the other side where the park was. The streets were lined with large trees that shadowed the sidewalks beneath them with leaves blossomed with little sunflowers, and Toons birds snoozed peacefully in their little nests.

Twyla’s nose detected the scent growing stronger, meaning she was getting closer. The scent led her to a two-story townhouse painted in pale lavender with roofs and shingles neatly drawn in dark violet. And good thing the tree was close enough for her to leap onto. The Gothic-clad vigilante stood on two careful legs, spread her arms open, and jumped off the bus…but then crashed in the middle of the tree quite roughly.

“Ow!” she cried out. She climbed up on the tallest and thickest branch, rubbing her head gingerly while stars moved around her head. Two angry Toon birds flapped their wings around, but their anger melted into concern when they saw her injury. “I’m sorry,” she apologized with a nervous chuckle before she reached down her pocket and pulled out a Toon box of birdseeds. “Here. Help yourselves.”

The birds took it, kindly rubbed her head to ease the pain, and flew away. Twyla chuckled, then focused on the balcony. It was close enough for her to get to, and this time she didn’t have to jump. The lupine ravenette walked across the branch with careful footing until she stepped over the railing. She walked over to the doors, and with a gentle push, the velvet purple curtains whooshed as she made her appearance. The pale light of the moon basked upon the floor, making it easier for her to observe the bedroom. Her shadow loomed over like a ghostly specter haunting the night, and her raven locks softly flew around her shoulders like a dark caped crusader. It was a large-scale bedroom covered in orchid wallpaper accented with tiny purple carrots, and the floors were carpeted in deep eggplant with rugs. On the right near the closet stood a vintage vanity mirror and table set with a tufted chair, and the mirror sides were adorned with neon lights. Nearby, a vintage three-panel room divider stood near the vanity mirror and Twyla blushed bright pink seeing a lacy embroidered crimson bra. And on the left stood a tufted upholstered queen-sized bed blanketed in silky purple pillows and matching blankets.

Twyla sniffed around the air for Jessica’s presence, but not a single trace of her perfume was there. “Damn it,” she cursed softly, then her eyes spotted a picture frame on the right nightstand. She walked over and gently picked up the frame before looking at a photograph. Roger stood on the left, wearing a tuxedo that was a little too big for him and striped trousers while holding a top hat. On his right stood Jessica, wearing a sweetheart dress and a veil. They gazed at each other lovingly, which only made the intruder’s heart burn with quiet rage.

“How could you break a guy like him?” she whispered to Jessica.

“Ey! Pipe down there, ya mugs! I can hear ‘im walkin’ and talkin’.” a nasally, old-style Brooklyn voice broke Twyla out of her thoughts.

Shit! Someone else is here, too!

It’s coming from the sidewalk, Twyla thought as she soundlessly leaned against the wall while resting her hand on her hostler.

“Duh, where, Boss?” another voice, one for a simpleton, asked.

“In the ‘bed-broom’, stupid!” the first voice barked.

Twyla picked up new scents. She smelled something reek of cigarette smoke, dandruff, and…cologne? She had no time; right now, she needed to get out of here. Reaching down her jacket, she pulled out a small grenade labeled ACME GAS POWDER, ripped off the safety pin ring, and tossed it out of the window. A Toon cloud emerged from the ground, followed by individual voices coughing and cursing. The cloud was thick enough for her to escape without being seen, so she darted out of the balcony and silently leaped on the roof before running miles and miles away until she leapt off the bridge out of Toontown.

#The Toonz Twins: Toontown Sleuths #Gunslinger Tom Toonz #Twisted Twyla Toonz #Eddie Valiant #Roger Rabbit #Jessica Rabbit #Marvin Acme #R.K. Maroon #Bongo #Toon Patrol #who framed roger rabbit #wfrr #my story #my ocs <3 #I'm sorry this chapter took a little more editing than I thought 😞#Also guess who's here? 😁

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nothingf-i-s-h-yhere · 4 months ago

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Hello my name is fish and I’m going to be auditioning for “guy who jumps out of closet to scare you” and for my monologue it will be Lucy’s proclamation from your a good man Charlie Brown.

Ahem

OOGA BOOGA OGOOITY BOOGGITY FJDIEOCNSKWHEMRHCUCFKDEMNE

Thank you.

#fish rambles #the insane ramblings of fish

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simthorium · 6 months ago

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Now that so many kids in generation 8 were teenagers, hanging out was way more fun. Alana was still the only one of them to have a job, and the only one who lived Downtown, so it just made sense to head to her job to bother her after school. Jason, Gavin, Harmony, Taylor, Sadé, and Amber all gathered around the drive-thru window to be nuisances and annoy their cousin.

“Can I get a large Llama Burger with a side of fries and a chocolate shake?” Taylor asked with a laugh. “Make that two shakes,” Harmony added. Alana rolled her eyes and laughed at her cousins. “This is a fish place, you know?” she laughed. “And more importantly it’s a drive thru. Meaning at least one of you has to have a car to order here.” “That’s classism, dude,” Gavin chimed in from behind.

“I actually just saw a really good article about classism,” Jason said, fiddling around in his jean pocket. “Let me find my phone, I’ll send it to you.” “Here we go,” Sadé muttered. Gavin leaned in to Jason, trying to look into his pocket as well. “OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!” Jason shouted, jumping out at Gavin and scaring the living daylights out of him. Gavin stumbled backwards, nearly tripping over his own feet.

“This is truly the worst part about having boy cousins,” Amber said, shaking her head. “They’re so dumb.” “And painfully unfunny,” Sadé agreed.

“You should see your face!” Jason said, laughing loudly. Gavin held his chest, still breathing hard. “That wasn’t funny, dude,” he said, slapping Jason’s hand away. “Cmon man, it was hysterical!” said Jason. The car that had been patiently waiting in line behind them finally honked, scaring all the kids and making them jump. Gavin shoulder checked Jason with a smirk. “See now that was funny,” he said.

After being scared half to death, the kids headed inside the restaurant, waiting for Alana to be done with her shift. “Is there a friends and family discount?” Jason asked. “No, but there’s a value menu,” Harmony joked. “Maybe if you got a job, you could afford fast food,” Gavin laughed. “Damn, you guys got so much meaner when you grew up,” Jason said. Amber rolled her eyes and turned to Sadé, not interested in the conversation going on around her. “I can’t believe you got a boyfriend before me,” she said. “I mean, I’m happy for you, don’t get me wrong. But you’re practically still a kid! I’ve been a teen for way longer, and still no boyfriend.” “Gee, wonder why,” Sadé muttered.

“Ugh, finally!” Alana exclaimed as she walked over to the table with her cousins. “Thought that shift was never gonna end. You guys wanna go get something to eat?” “I thought we were gonna eat here?” Harmony asked. “No way, the food here sucks,” said Alana.

Taylor hopped up and pulled her cousin into a hug. “We’re down for whatever you wanna do,” she said. “We just wanna hang out with you.” “You’re such a sap,” Alana giggled, even though she felt the exact same way.

#Zarro legacy #generation 8 #Jason #Amber #Taylor #Alana #Sade #Harmony #Gavin #gosh i love them!!!!!#every time one of my gens gets to be teenagers i just love them all hanging out and being cute together

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suspiciously-human-sized-horse · 2 years ago

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The funniest thing about mermaid legends is that

Europeans: Ooga booga hot sexy woman sing I want to fuck

Japan: if I eat this weird fish human creature I’ll attain immortality

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l3v1t4t3 · 4 years ago

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inktober! the first four days :)

#inktober #day 1 fish #day 2 wisp #day 3 bulky #day 4 radio #halloween #spooky month #ooga booga #rar aaa #be scared of the mermaid tiddies

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iubireaiadului · 4 years ago

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i'm so hungry :) and angry :) bc no one will get chicken tenders with me :)

#I will explode #tell me if capn crunch and some tortilla chips is a days worth of nutrition :)#but uhh iM aBoUt tO gO to sLeEp #SHUT UP #maybe I can have some spaghetti but my dad is hogging the tv and pissing me off :)#he loves giving everyone way too much information about himself when literally no one asks and acts like a caveman #all I hear when he talks is just ooga booga #AND MY BROTHER LEFT TO GO PICK UP MY THOUSANDTH MEDICINE FROM THE PHARMACY WHILE I WAS TAKING A SHOWER BC WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET GROCERIES #BUT I SEE AN EMPTY FILET O FISH BOX

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linaselandbasil · 3 years ago

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Lance and Valkyon childhood concepts (in my fanfiction) because we need some context for them:

Lance was a bug harasser ages 2-4 and frog bully ages 5-7

He initially never laid a finger on Valkyon but that little shit started fights and blamed him, so he started doing the same and now they're banned from the local market.

Their dad was a weird person. The kind that would go out at two in the frikin morning to collect earthworms to fish and wore full plated armour to hunt deer.

Their mom was also weird, but they didn't notice because she was the kind of weird person who has fun like a toddler. She would secretly tell them to throw pillows at guests she didn't like because she didn't want them over again.

They were forced to help their dad hunt earthworms and were told it was for soup. Technically true, it was for the fishes that would go in the soup.

Lance beat everyone up at daycare.

He was banned from daycare.

Valkyon started beating everyone up instead because someone has to do it instead of Lance.

Valkyon was a don't touch my friking hair™ kid.

Okay, mom can touch the hair, but no funny business!!

Lance fortifies the tree house multiple times a week, mom and dad approved until it's laundry day and that little menace has all the sheets with him four metres off the ground.

Valkyon never spoke, everyone thought he was cursed.

*young link noises*

Lance awnsers the usual weird questions that twins get in the most unnerving manner possible.

"Can you hear what he thinks? Is that how you understand him?" "No, he just sees the future and already told me what he was gonna say this morning."

Lance brings fluffy forest creatures home and asks mom if they can keep it. She's tempted to say yes, but her own two raccoon children are enough.

Valkyon brings home fluffy forest creatures carcasses like a cat.

They refused to wear shoes. Reject humanity, return to ooga booga.

No swords at the dinner table because they can and will duel for the last chickie nuggie.

They would steal shit and never get caught.

They wake up at the asscrack of dawn like pigeons and go out to wreak havoc. More specifically, to prepare elaborate pranks and redirect mail from around the neighbourhood.

They ate shoes like puppies. Just dragon things~

They committed arson but noone found out.

Their grandpa haunted the attic.

Their mom doesn't like the way babies smell.

I'll add more when I think of them!

#eldarya #lance eldarya #valkyon #fanfiction #aadiftraf #unhinged

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unohanadaydreams · 3 years ago

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Okay I’m mentally prepared to ramble about the Hell Arc. No panels, just words.

The first blurb is definitely Ukitake speaking and I’d like to think it’s hiding some bitterness and regret, since he’s in hell, but you know I’m not gonna hold on to hope that it’s anything deep.

Orihime being resigned to laundry as well as just NOT knowing where her son is??? I’m sorry the same Orihime that can sense Ichigo like it’s her fucking job? But y’know uwu it’s okay to be a housewife and this is definitely Kubo showing off his depth of feminist theory and not shoving Orihime in the background bc wife clean and cook and nothing else ooga booga.

Kon as a babysitter is horrifying. The implication that they’ve kept him as a teddy bear for all these years is even more so. Like damn you can’t ask Urahara for ONE gigai after you saved the world, Ichigo? Hope youre paying him a living wage for helping you navigate the terrible twos. Tbh I think it would’ve been better to have a new sidekick and for Kon to be working for Urahara now.

Okay I do think the kid sending souls to Hell on accident is pretty funny. But also it’s definitely Kubo forgetting that Orihime is in the picture and Kazui is not Ichigo. He has more than Isshin; he has Orihime as his mom. He has someone who cares very much that he’s still in his bed and is someone he would talk to about uuuuh sending ppl through a portal. I know women are a different species and are incredibly hard to grasp because of that so it’s okay Kubo.

Ichika being taught by Ikkaku and to a lesser extent Yumichika is very good. Love that enough to gloss over my disappointment at Rukia not teaching her. I just know Byakuya is probably a lil bitter about it too. Rukongai rats 1 Noble clan 0

Booooo Kubo, get off the stage. Pointing out Orihime is at home doing laundry does not fix that she’s there. If she’s not gonna stop Kazui from doing whatever the fuck she might as well be eating bad ramen too.

MAYURI MY BELOVED. You’re so right, king, Urahara is a tasteless capitalist unlike you, who fully commits to the too-organic technological horrors the Seireitei deserves.

Did Kubo forget how to draw Rangiku? Why the fuck is her face so moe. Some of the women look pretty off in the face over all but with Rangiku it’s jarring. I know her face got more moe somewhere in tybw arc but jfc it’s worse here.

I find it hard to believe that Shunsui would stick to a tradition that demands all lieutenants be away and in the human world all at once but maybe he just doesn’t give a shit about anything nowadays. Depression is leading the Gotei 13 now.

It’s not a Bleach surprise attack unless a woman is grievously injured right off the bat.

That being said, I do enjoy the two new lieutenants. The hakama shorts are a Choice but they work somehow. Also a zanpakuto being on nails is fun.

Kira and Akon ❤️ I’m glad Kubo retconned the novels so Kira could make his entrance in a hoodie and black tabi. Hope he gets more depressing and bitter moments tho. Also Akon having so much panel space…..I’ll never recover.

Hell Szayel is so fucking horny which is astounding considering like everything he did was a sex joke in Hueco Mundo arc. His sex appeal has aged like fine wine. Also pure comedy that Ichigo can only ask who he is. If only Uryu were there 😔

So did they have ceremonies for Gin and Kaname because if not then???? Like I understand it’s impossible to make this gel 100% bc its not based on anything other than wanting characters to come back as cool demons and is actively working against previous canon but c’mon. They would’ve noticed before this when no ceremony for Gin and Kaname was held and their reishi haunted everyone via molasses rain drops.

That being said, I love love love the concept of characters coming up from Hell with not holes within them but outside them. They do not need to consume others to feel completion, they are consumed to the point of wanting to fill others. Don’t you recognize me? Don’t you see what you’ve done? Don’t you long to fill that hole inside of you, too? All it takes is dying to reach that nirvana of knowing who you are and what you feel in swirling completion. Even fallen, the fruit of knowledge is divine.

I want Ukitake to say he’s glad Shunsui lived to his face while looking so heartbroken that he didn’t get to live too. I want these two to cry across from one another with a flashback to their idyllic youth. I want it *grabby hands*

Sosuke Aizen has disappeared as in dead? Or are they counting ‘out of Seireitei’ as disappeared. Honestly 50/50 whether he’ll have a form of cameo. On one hand he’s incredibly popular, on the other hand Kubo was floundering with him during tybw so I can’t imagine he gives a shit to bring him back.

As far as new lore for hell butterflies goes, I guess we’ll see how interesting it gets but I highly doubt it’s going to get a lot of thought.

With the way Kazui is smiling, it makes me wonder if someone taught him about the shrine and sending souls to hell. Does he recognize the door? Is Kubo implying that Ukitake has had contact with Kazui? I mean, it would make a LOT of sense considering the fish he was riding, the ritual he knows. It would also make sense why the soul reaper badge was highlighted; Ukitake has been around in some capacity before officially being stomped to hell???

Definitely me thinking too much about it but also there’s no way Kazui just knows this shit without someone from Hell telling him about it even covertly.

This entire arc set up definitely seems like it’ll bring some worthwhile angst and maybe some moments for the more unexplored characters if characters like Akon getting screen time is any education.

Overall not hoping for anything other than good Hell designs and seeing characters do things.

If I don’t see Kenpachi with his beefy titties out I will be disappointed. That’s my bare minimum.

#Kazui is absolutely being led astray by someone in Hell #gonna guess Kubo is joining the ‘making parents criminally incompetent’ club #also MAYURI AND AKON MY BELOVEDS #I just wish Kenpachi had even one panel??????????#he’s so….hes so ❤️#bleach spoilers #bleach hell arc #okay spoilers tags added

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spookytaleanddeltaspooky · 3 years ago

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WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND AND DARK WORLD.

Hello! Welcome to the Spookytale (Spooky Month x Undertale)/Deltaspooky (Spooky Month x Deltarune) blog!

This is a pretty community safe blog run by@randompurplepanthergorl as in it's safe for LGBTQ+, rasist free etc.

And also: The blog creator is a minor so NO nasty shizz. Oh. And Gr00mers and Ped0's can BURN IN HELL for all I care, or even better: Get stuck in the underworld from Undertale AFTER everyone has escaped to the surface or even better: Get stuck in an alternate universe of Deltarune where the world dies-

But now that that is out of the way as I said earlier it's basically a blog for posting about my two Spooky Month crossover AU's like the SM characters live as the UT/DR characters with some original shizz

You can find all posts under these hashtags (Also if you make fan content please put it in these hashtags so I can see it)

Spooky Month x Undertale: #Spookytale

Spooky Month x Deltarune: #Deltaspooky

And here is the cast for the characters:

Spookytale Cast:

Frisk: Roy

(8th child to fall, but unlike Frisk...He did it on purpose.)

Toriel: Lila

(Lady with fire magic. Still Skids mom)

Flowey: Happy Fella

("GIMMI YO SOUL.")

Asriel: Joey (AKA "Kid" from Spooky Month)

(Youngest prince of the underground; died while fulfilling his adopted sisters death wish)

Chara: Suzie

(First child to fall; adopted siblings are Joey, Ross and Kevin)

Sans: Skid

("IT'S-"

Papyrus: Pump

("-A SPOOKY MONTH""

Monster Kid: Tom/Robert

(Dinosaur like teen with no arms)

Grilby: John

(Part fire dude. Still has the floating ciggy. Still Jack's partner, their partners in food business, Jack sells baked goods while John here sells actual food, they like to do small competitions at times for fun. Has a bar in Snowdin)

Muffet: Jack

(Part spider dude. Still John's partner, their partners in food business while John sells actual food while Jack here sells baked goods, they like to do small competitions at times for fun. He's also the king of spiders)

River Person: Candy Dealer

(Still sells possibly drugged candy on the side)

Temmie(s): Frank

(Yes that seriously means there is going to be an army of Frank running around yelling "HOI I'M FRANK-")

Mettaton: Ooga Booga/Luigi

(If I include a Mettaton to Mettaton EX like transformation it would be Luigi turning into Ooga Booga)

Asgore: Ross

(Middle prince of the underground; Ross is still a teenager in this AU, he was a prince who was forced to turn king due to his parents being slaughtered by humans-, he's part goat)

Undyne: Kevin

(Ross's brother in this AU; Thus he's the oldest prince of the underground he was supposed to be the next king due to being born first but Ross became king because Kevin's dream was to become the leader of the royal guard, he's part fish)

Alphys: Dexter the exterminator

(Was an exterminator before becoming the royal scientist, has a huge crush on Kevin and just like Alphys he loves anime in this AU)

Napstablook: Mr Clown

(Yes the ghost got replaced by the clown-)

Mad Dummy: The Eyes of The Universe

(Don't know how that's gonna work but all the other slots are filled-)

Annoying Dog: Moloch

(More like annoying demon-)

Gaster: If Gaster was included in the book his slot would be filled by Roy's nasty uncle

Everyone else from Undertale is the exact same-

Spookyrune Cast:

Kris: Ross

(Introvert frog smile boi)

Susie: Roy

(Roy eats chalk now!)

Ralsei: Robert

(Least he gets his arms back in THIS AU-)

Lancer: Skid

(Now Skid's a shizz-)

The rest of the cast is still being chosen.

So that's it for now! Hope you enjoy your stay.

ST!Ross: Normal (human). It was nice knowing you-

ST!Happy Fella: *VIOLENTLY BURSTS DOOR DOWN*

ST!Happy Fella: ARE YA WINNING BRO?!!?

ST!Ross: *INTENSE CONFUSED SCREAMING*

#spooky month #spooky month au #spookytale #deltaspooky #undertale #deltarune #au blog

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