#ooc;STOP WHY DIDNT I GET A NOTIF

[ghost-vince]

(you know the drill) "hmn." [Rody muttered to himself.] -[🍽️🔥@burnt-rodylamoree]

“If I did kill you, then ate you, but you tasted like nothing. I’d hate myself.”

He sighed.

[sandwicz]

Twisted Wonderland as quotes me and my friends said + teachers too pt. 2

Warnings: profanities, mention of cockroaches, some might be ooc, Rook

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*in the science club*

Rook: "i made a reverse filter :D"

Rook: "i turn clean water into dirty water"

Trey: "..."

Vargas: "Trappola... This is why you won't have a girlfriend in the future"

Epel: *shows a poster he made thats just memeable and very messy, kinda like a sh*tpost. Its for his presentation that's 30% his grade*

Epel: "Apple to coconut how bad is it"

Epel: "Apple = good, coconut = bad"

Epel: "all the fruits are included in between"

Ace: "its cherry then"

Epel: "idk if that's good or bad. i like cherry so its good"

Yuu: "Pear. Actually no its mango"

Epel: "I like mango so its good"

Yuu: *made a huge robot cockroach the size of a basketball(that walks slow) that's made out of cardboard for a project*

Yuu: *shows a pic and video of the project to some students*

Yuu: "cock"

Yuu: "this took forever"

Yuu: "i hate it"

Yuu: "it hath grown wings so it shall fly to the sun"

Yuu: "and i will sit and stare and salute as my papermade icarus flies ever onward”

Yuu: "... i think i lost it"

Floyd: *pokes jamil to show him the cockroach monstrosity* beetle?

Yuu: "i gave him wings don't you dare call him a beetle"

Jamil: *distraught and trying so hard to stop himself from burning the cockroach down* ...

*lets pretend NRC teaches students other languages other than english*

Leona: "what the f*ck the teacher slapped my hand"

Ruggie: "LMAO"

Jack: "what. ...why?"

Ruggie: *while laughing hard* "HE KNOWS YOU'RE SMART ITS JUST THAT YOU DIDNT WANNA PUT EFFORT"

Leona: "... this is why"

Ruggie: *still laughing while wheezing* "in the maths part of the (insert language here) exam Leona doesnt wanna calculate so instead, he wrote 0s to some of them and called it a day”

Jack: "..."

(yes our teacher did put math questions in our language exam)

Ace: “people are doing math the wrong way you guys be talking about x and y but never u and i”

Cater: “if i could rearrange the alphabet i’d put u and i together”

Cater: “you know why i like RNA better than DNA, because there’s U”

Riddle: “all these pickup lines and u all still single”

Deuce: "how do i fix my bad haircut"

Ace: "grow hair"

Deuce: "great idea"

Deuce: "never thought of that"

Deuce: "any other ideas"

Epel: "bald"

Ace: "bald"

Epel: "it's about drive it's about power"

Epel: "we stay hungry we devour"

Student A: "Sir Trein sucks, he doesn't deserve any teacher's day letter"

Deuce: *is pissed off* "HAA??!! U SHUT YOUR ASS"

Deuce: "What's your beanfest team HAH?"

Deuce: "I'll wipe it out."

Student A: " Your team."

Deuce: "oh."

Student A: "💀"

Vargas: "do you have a partner?"

Riddle: *confused at the sudden question* "...no?"

Vargas: *pats his shoulder* "no? Find someone in the future"

Yuu: "i read fire balls as furry balls"

Ace: "HAHAHAHA JACK'S FURRY BALLS LMAO"

Jack: "..."

Jack: "i hate you."

Riddle: *flabbergasted* "Cater. Yuu played tetris during class? Around the teacher?"

Cater: "Yeap"

Yuu: "ehe"

Riddle: *dissapointed noises*

Trey: "i'm surprised you didn't get caught"

Yuu: "ehe"

Floyd: *gets grouped with Epel, Lilia and Riddle for a group project*

Floyd: *decided to make a gc and determine the name of it*

Floyd: *names it "adorable midgets + floyd gc :D"

*few moments after they finally realized the gc name*

Epel: "FLOYD YOU MOTHERF*CKER IVE JUST REALIZED THE GC NAME"

Riddle: "YEAARGHHH FLOYD IT'S OFF WITH YOUR HEAD"

Lilia: *enjoying the chaos*

*in the middle of class*

*sound of a notif from an online shopping app*

Trein: "Who's notification is that? It must be from Cater, isn't it? Always shopping and checking social media"

*a few seconds later*

*sound of a notif from another online shopping app"

Trein: "Tsk tsk tsk... who is that? Who likes shopping so much? You already have an app for it and you have another one?"

Idia: "..." *hiding behind his tablet*

Bonus for all of yall, in case yall need it:

Yuu: *jokingly* "so how's the exam results? Were you dissapointed in us?"

Staff/character of your choice: “You can never disappoint me, i’m always proud of you”

Everybody: *tears up*

[collinnmckinley]

I don't have Twitter, is there maybe a screenshot or something about what happened with Barry Sloane and the others?

Its been a long couple of weeks (more longer) since then but here's what happened-

As i go back to get the screenshots, im surprised he hasnt tweeted that much since then, otherwise you cannot shut this man up.

Literally unprovoked because of a joke made about the game length!

Then, he acts all tough after riling up people.

This is where he just kept replying to everyone with the "😘" emoji. Like shut the fuck up if you dont have anything to say. Or rather just dont say anything

Then there are who will support his actions blindly;

I agree Barry, its time for you to shut your mouth.

Cant make an argument back? Use gifs!!!;

I admit, some of the people who replied to him are so unhinged that i cringed more than i cringed looking at this man's interactions with people on twitter. But he kept egging them on and on and on. And they just kept replying even more unhinged shit.

I used to have so much respect for him. Now I just look at him pitfully. You might say he's just having fun and all why you gotta be mad. Thats the thing! Hes not doing it for fun, its not funny at all. And its certainly not respectful to anyone let alone his fans. And im not mad, im just so fucking embarassed for him. Now after 20 days after this, people would forget it, i certainly have myself, but when you are in that moment, seeing someone live tweeting (yes i had notifications on for him at the time since his teasing of mwiii), you legit feel second hand embarrassment for them. And all he did was make himself look like a clown that couldnt accept how bad the game he was on. Like, have some shame man. Just.... stop replying to people. Accept and move the fuck on.

Since he wasnt going to move on, i decided to move on from having anything to do with him. I love price dont get me wrong, and i forever will love him. But ill never associate myself with barry sloane again.

Price will be price and i appreciate barry wholeheartedly for bringing his reboot to life, he was perfect in mw2019, and was good enough in mwii (i say that because i had some issues with that price), but mwiii price? Feels like, a person who didnt play the game and only consumed his character from fanfictions and gifs, wrote him. It felt too ooc to be john price. And i will always despise sledgehammer for doing my man so dirty like that.

[doomh3ad]

arghhhhkahfwkks I LOVED IT SM THANK U FOR WRITING MY RQ <3 i was reading so slowly bc i didnt want it to end LMAO 💀💗💗💗 hes just so 🤕💞

as my second request, please can i have general dating headcanons! as detailed or as simple as you want! i promise ill stop requesting after this i dont wanna annoy or pressure you, you're just so amazing at writing i wanna read all of it!! oh yeah also sorry if i accidentally spam your notifs at any point i promise its an accident-

again, no pressure to write if you cant! and take ur time writing it theres no rush <33

oh and if you wanna request anything from me PLEASE DO! consider it payment for your wonderful writing 🙏🙏 even though itll be so fluffy and ooc ill try my best and ill be happy to write any slasher for you!!

- @tuliptyper

THANK U OMG you're not annoying me in the slightest omg feel free to keep requesting, ur inspiring me and i love hearing from u so thank u sm! don't worry about spamming i appreciate it sm <3 i'll definitely be requesting if that's ok bc i love fluff 🥺 sorry this is so short!

doomhead general dating headcanons!

-ok i won't lie i have a whole post coming that expands on this but he's got the most insane pet names and nicknames for you? he's so annoying he's lucky you love him

-you'll sometimes catch him whispering little romantic monologues to you late at night, when he thinks you're asleep or too tired to care. sometimes he's got quotes from your favourite movies, sometimes it's his own thoughts, but it's the sweetest thing in the world and you can't get enough of it.

-he compares you to his favourite characters, trailing a hand down your cheek and praising you. he's pretty touchy, he'll have his hands on you at most times casually because your touch and your presence soothes him. whether you're in his lap, or he's revelling in comparing your hand to his, it's an easy way to calm him down.

-if you wear makeup, he loves helping you apply it. the tenderness of the moment is eclipsed by his seemingly AWFUL eyeshadow skills. just...trust the process. he also sometimes feels like he doesn't do enough for all you give to him, so this little act of helpfulness lessens that fear a little <3

-he's so proud to have you. he'll show you off to everyone, boasting that you're the one he's dating. everyone look at his hot partner! okay, now stop looking or else he'll kill someone. he's so protective, but tries not to show it. he's kill for you, he'd die for you, you're his whole world. to be loved by him is to know all sides, the vicious, suave killer and your loving, if overzealous partner.

-he totally spoils you - i mean, he's gotta spend that 31 money somewhere, so why not on his pretty baby? anything you ask for, anything he sees you eye, it's yours. birthdays or anniversaries (which he meticulously keeps track of) are AMAZING when you're with him, because he knows you're not just material: he picks something special and dear to you, makes the day meaningful.

-he likes to dance with you, whether it's spinning you to some upbeat song playing on the radio in the kitchen in the morning or slowly, holding you in his arms as he looks down at you and thinks about how much he loves you, how devastatingly beautiful you are.

[petrichoraline]

✨chapter 2✨

pt.2 (this one actually feels too spoilery so heads up)

• system gets my man into captivity with that easy mode and then has the audacity to take 50p for him getting captured lmao girl stop playing

•"He'd! Been! Stripped! Naked! ... only his upper half had been stripped naked" okay, no, MXTX, you knew precisely what you were doing with that wording, I don't trust you with anything, pal

•IT IS A WOMAN HELL YEAH shenlock and i are so smart fr

• his whole reasoning IS HAVING ME IN STITCHESSS "so if he had to guess, of course he could o n l y guess Die-er. He didn't know anyone else's names!"

• also why didn't this dumb dumb cover up a bit more like- at least pretend to be a man

• why didnt i realise shed wear their skins like this is a mxtx novel duh

• lbh just discovered his bondage kink aww

• sqq is empathetic i like him so far

• okay why does changing skins change your body type? and intimate parts as well bruh

• sqq finds time to curse the author out even in this situation, i love a fervent reader

• i just thought these notifications would be addicting, sqq is me fr

• OOC UNFROZEN AAAAAA but that was too easy and too early, this shit is coming back again im sure

okay the whole hostage situation was absolutely delightful, onto pt.3

[ariciaeast-blog]

Ooc

*mild trigger warning. im not sure, but im putting this to be safe* Please don't say im 'whining over nothing' when you read this because I'm not 'whining' or blaming any particular party, i just feel really hurt and I wanted to tell you all the effects of anon hate. So for the past week, I've been getting an influx of asks. Every day, I open my inbox, and i see some nice asks, which make me smile, then I see some not so nice asks, which i wont even mention because nobody should be seeing those in their ask box. When i see these asks, instead of responding and calling people out, I delete them, and go about my day, but the asks never leave my head. Last night, i had a dress rehearsal with my orchestra, but i could barely focus. Because of this hate. It doesnt matter if the hate was oc or ooc, because when you roll play as a character, sometimes their emotions become your emotions. I was pulled aside by my conductor after rehearsal, and he kept saying how it was odd for me to be unfocused during rehearsal, and then he asked me. "Is something wrong?"" And that got me. Because there must have been something wrong with me to get the hate, right? But i didnt tell him that. I just said that I was tired, and that I'll get to sleep early. He agreed, and sent me home. When i got home, it was 7pm. I talked with some of you on hangouts, because i thought that if i distracted myself, the pain wouldnt hurt as much. So i talked and talked until my phone died, and i plugged it in on charge and went to bed. I live in EST, fyi. When I woke up today morning, 1 hour ago, i got the notifications saying that i got asks. I scrolled through them, deleting the generic 'you suck' comments. Then I saw the last ask in the box, and tears started. Do you want to know what it was? It was "you should kill yourself because Percy will never love you, he will always love Charlotte" It wasn't the part about Percy loving Charlotte that got to me, because if they end up together then I will support them 100%. The part that got me was that I should kill myself over the fact that the person my oc liked didnt like her back. That i should kill myself. Thats what got to me. The topic of killing myself was always touchy, because 5 years ago, one of my close friends committed suicide. It really shattered me then, and hearing that term again still hits me where it hurts hard. Some people may be wondering; why am i telling you this? Because i have to act like my normal cheery self in front of everyone, and play a concert tomorrow, knowing that somebody thinks that i should kill myself. Because the anon that sent this message can go about their life as normal, but I have to suffer. So this is why im telling this to you and trying to spread the message to STOP ANON HATE. Because in all honesty, anons, you dont know who we are behind these screens and whats going on in all of our lives, and you dont know how each hurtful comment effects us. So please stop. Stop the hate and spread the love. Because this oc is supposed to be fun, but now every morning when i turn on my phone, im scared of what drama or conflicts or hate that people have gotten while ive been asleep. Please think before you type. Think about how your words will affect others. Think about how you would feel if you saw a message similar to what I received. Most importantly, think about how you would cry yourself to sleep if you saw the message that I saw. Think about how it would effect your day to day life. Then delete your comment. So nobody else has to feel the way that I felt. Thank you.

[kingarin]

if the twt cast had youtubes what do u think their content would be

this q is ancient but i finally have a complete answer, though sloppily conceived and even more sloppily worded

arin: i feel like any person who’s read the books would expect me to say a cover artist but honestly? this boy is the epitome of the (nonexistent?) non-problematic side of booktube. if you need any further convincing of his bookishness outside of reading the series just think abt the v canon fact that his parents gave him books of poetry as presents when he was a child (under 9) lmao. he’d bother kestrel endlessly about why she hasn’t read the books he told her about last week and rant to her over dinner about why a certain book was so excruciatingly horrible. i also rlly enjoy the idea that modern au arin dabbles in writing as well ? idk (i also find the idea of youtuber arin ooc, as passionate as he is he definitely is someone who prefers to keep to himself)

kestrel: along with arin i feel like kestrel being on youtube would be slightly ooc and that’s why it’s so hard for me to get an answer. literally the only thing that i can think of is something to do with piano and i think thats where i’m gonna stop lol

roshar: by far the easiest of all the characters, roshar is a master of the vlog and of the clickbaity storytime videos, “the time arin tried to have SEX with me,” “i was asked to be a sugar daddy,” “the time i almost cut my nose off” stuff like that

sarsine: the purest. life improvement videos citing personal experiences. calming music playing in the background, instructions told in a soothing, motherly voice. i love sarsine. i love her so much

verex: listen y'all can pry the idea of veterinarian verex from my cold, dead, clammy hands…… he makes videos about the most stupidly adorable and yet slightly disturbing things, “how to help your baby kitten poop,” “how to check to see if your dog has reproductive issues”. he also just posts videos of the animals he and risha foster in the weeks where they’re not traveling somewhere. kestrel likes every single one, she has notifications on for his channel and will literally stop in the middle of a movie with arin to watch the newest video under the blanket

risha: travel vlogs w/ verex. one day they’re in malaysia, the next on a plane to mumbai or prague. she knows the best tourist sites and the best views and she won’t stop until she’s seen every inch of the world (also verex’s appearances are the cutest things ever, she hands him the camera for .2 seconds while she grabs her suitcase and it’s on the ground “risha i didnt meAN TO IT JUST”)