#ooc: if the mun had sufficient artistic ability you BETTER BET this would actually exist

[ask-edward-teach]

wait you sent the crew a card? show us, i didn't know you were an artist

I did a bunch of my own tattoos, mate. I know my way around a drawing.

Anyway, I did send it, so I can't show you and since apparently only my fucking magical boyfriend (❤️) can manage to make a message in a bottle actually work as a postal service no one's actually seen it.

But uh, I guess I could describe it.

So, right, on the front there was this fucking badass drawing of a kraken, except it was sad, so it was crying, but they were blood tears. Then inside on one half I drew the Revenge and all of the crew were on it, but they had to be pretty small to fit so they were kinda stick-figure-y since it was only on that half.

Then on the other half, I wrote: “Sorry I created a toxic workplace environment and forced you to kill me during my mental health crisis. It’s an explanation but not an excuse. Thanks for letting me stay on the ship and turn poison into positivity while I figured out my next steps. You guys are a really great crew. Love, Ed”

Oh and on the back it said: “Lucius, did pushing me off the ship give you closure? Let me know.

_ yes _ no _ maybe, one (1) more push into the ocean required to be sure”

So. Yeah.

I'll probably remake it before the crew comes to visit next.