#ooc: OH NO .

[a-little-home-in-hauoli]

[Img ID: Photo of a TV with Kyubey on the screen. It's evident this is taking place in his home.]

Got around watchin' this show. Can't understand the hate this lil' guy's gettin', though.

[the-better-psychic]

why be so helpful to people who don’t deserve it?

... I-I don't know.. ... Okay?

[ask-insane-ler]

have you ever, you know... hurt yourself when youre feeling down? or do you prefer to hurt other people in order to feel something... anything...

“Heh.....heheheheh...hahahahahah...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I- I....I- heheheheh......I d-don't....I- Hahahahaha....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

He doesn't seem to be able to answer that question...

[greythornlaboratories]

I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. Send my coupon urgently I am busy making something

I'm on my way! :)

-Kevin

[the-juditminot]

You're so specific, luv! Could deffo visualize the situation from here. If someone deserves a break, its u for suuuuure! See ur kids, drink a lil, maaaaaybe go out with sweet lil' me? Rlly makin me consider taking a break myself... -🍷

Funny you say that.. I get to pick up my kids from school today so, I'm happy. And a drink- most certainly. I'm going to probably finish that wine. But, if you want to meet, I wouldn't mind.

[bigidiotenergytm]

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HELPLESS? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW PAIN? // [x]

[kasanetetolover]

She's trying to cope with the fact she's not real 💔

[doodleplus]

Do not separate!

[tarteggs]

conversations had moments before disaster

[burst-of-iridescent]

if he’s your man then why is he jumping in front of lightning for me after he dumped your ass in prison and forgot about you

[daisynik7]

Toji is the type to be so cold to you in front of your friends. Scoffs at every little thing you say, rolls his eyes at your cheesy jokes, pretends that he couldn't care less about you. He's that one asshole "friend" in your group who you can't seem to get along with, so you bicker and bicker with each other constantly. It's no secret that the two of you can't stand one another.

What is a secret is when the two of you are alone.

"You're not mad at me, are you?" he whispers, his mouth grazing your ear as he stands behind you at the kitchen sink. The others are still gathered in the living room; you went here to wash your hands. He followed you in, always does. He jumps at every chance he can get to be alone with you, just to have moments like this.

Tonight, he pissed you off by joking about how boring you are for having to leave the party early tonight. Something stupid, it always is. You flipped him the bird in response, refusing to say a word, knowing it would just encourage him.

And now, he's here with you. His hands around your hips, pulling you closer to him, pushing himself closer to you. He kisses the back of your neck, fingers inching between your legs, his erection throbbing against you. He never says sorry, only apologizes by giving you his cock. This time, you don't want to make it so easy for him.

"Thought you said I was boring," you say, jutting your ass towards him.

"That was just a joke," he purrs, rubbing your clothed pussy with his fingers. "You know how excited you make me."

You hum, pretending to reconsider the original plan. "Maybe I should just stay here longer."

He almost whines before he catches himself, because Toji Fushiguro would rather be caught dead than caught whining over a woman. But with you, he comes close. The only reason you want to leave this silly party early is so you could prepare your house for when he comes over later to spend the night, a routine the two of you have been doing in secret for a while now. And of course, he's at fault for ruining the plan with his idiotic mouth.

When he doesn't respond, you turn around, smirking. "Nothing to say? I'm having fun here anyways, so it's better that I don't leave - "

He mumbles something that's barely audible, though you know exactly what he's trying to say. "Could you repeat that a little louder, please?" you tease him, cupping your ear with your hand, enjoying this way too much.

He swallows hard, avoiding your gaze by looking up at the ceiling. "I'm sorry," you mutters, through gritted teeth.

You tip his chin to make him face you, smiling. "Good boy. That wasn't so hard, was it?"

Toji Fushiguro would rather be caught dead than be called a "good boy." But once again, it's proved that you are the exception.

[notelectrictigerart]

night shift hijinks

Gift exchange art of Rose and Kanaya for @whamss

[kkbardd]

Reverse Nerd!AU in which Asuka is a fictional character and Rei is a diehard weeb who makes her their entire personality

[theecholegend]

He’s too cute for his own good

[salsakiyoomi]

"her hands were all over you, toji!"

"baby, i swear it was nothing." it was exhausting trying to reason with you when you're so angry, bit you're not only angry, you're hurt.

"she meant nothing to me." he tells you, attempting to soothe your worries.

it was a stupid fight over a stupid woman at the party the bother of you were at a few hours ago — it was a random woman toji had hooked up with before who still remembered him for some reason, for fuck's sake he couldn't even remember her name for the life of him.

you never fancied the idea that he used to sleep around before her met you, and you had your doubts that he still sleeps around.

"come on, sweetheart, look at me." he chides as you turn your back to him, your arms crossed and he can imagine the pout on your face.

"don't be like that," he tells you, taking a step closer and wrapping his arms around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulder.

"how can i not be like that, toji?" you mumble, you really hated his history with women.

"because she meant nothing to me," he says "i don't even know who she is, i barely remember her name."

"what if i end up like her, then?" you ask "what if you end up barely remembering who i am too?"

"never." he answers immediately, "you mean more to me than that, baby."

you huff and he can tell your resolve is wavering as you turn around to face him and he places a kiss to your forehead, "you mean so much to me you have no idea." he tells you and it's true, you're his safe haven since everything.

"i love you," you mumble as he pecks your lips — you were everything to toji, everything. and so he truly means it when he says it back,

"i love you too."

[bokunokamijirou]

hi! can i request a dabi smau? reader has known him since before dabi days and he just collected them once and they really love the league members!

Stuck like Glue! // Dabi/Touya x f!reader SMAU

(also ft. Keigo briefly as a… wingman ;)…)

thanks for the request! I looooved writing this hehe. I haven’t written dabi before yet so this was so fun!!

he thinks he's so slick with it too, but he's ridiculously down bad