#only to find out that technically this is a scam and the legal office will not let you insta-divorce because it would be fraud
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best out of context* taako moments found in old documents by kas elftwink
(*some context added so that the jokes will land.)
modern au where the thb get stuck in an elevator (which is honestly 98% bit by volume):
Taako takes another quick couple breaths into his hands, tuning out the dumb argument happening around him. He was actually going to cook. Lup was coming over because they hadn't cooked in the new kitchen. And there's no cell service in this stupid elevator so he can't even text her to tell her he's dead now, say goodbye to everyone for him, don't take his stuff. Taako really hopes that noise was just the building settling and not a sign that the elevator is going to actually send them plummeting to their deaths. "Did you guys hear that?" "The elevator making that horrible creaking noise?" chimes in Taako, "No, I hadn't noticed, why?" There's a couple of seconds of silence and Taako peeks through his fingers at Magnus and Merle. They still look like they're bickering, but it's a lot more physical, head jerks and small kicks and mouthing of words that Taako can't make out. Finally, Magnus takes a step towards him. “Taako, are you… okay?” “Listen, Maggie, Mango, don’t take this one the wrong way, but fuck off.” Taako drops his hands from his face and tilts his head back until it hits the wall. There’s a loud ‘thunk’ when it connects and Magnus winces, but Taako is determined not to show that it kind of stung when he did that, so he glowers some more. “You guys figure that shit out. I’m going to sit here and think about how I could have been making brownies. You guys know you could have had brownies? Huh? If we walked you could have had brownies. I hate you guys.”
literally the only text in a doc titled "uni au bits":
“Taako did you want to try one?” “Oh yeah sure, just, uh, gimme one sec—” Taako fishes around in his bag for a minute and pulls out a tube, blue on one end, orange cap in the other. “Here’s my epipen, and when I collapse after eating that you just— just jab that motherfucker right into, uh, right into my thigh, and then you can foot the ambulance bill. Sound good?”
spy au where taako is infiltrating a party & talking to magnus through an ear piece:
“Are y— are you fucking eating right now?” “Wha— no,” says Magnus, clearly through a mouthful of food. Taako hopes his glare is self-evident even if it’s not visible. “I can guide through a bite of ramen.” “You fu— you have fucking soup? Are you kidding me? Soup? Tha— you know that setup is easily half a million in tech, right?” “So I won’t spill.” “Unbelievable. Fuck you. Where am I going?”
star trek au:
“Lieutenant Commander— we need you in engineering.” “Can it wait like, an hour?” “Not really, Taako.” Davenport’s voice is strained in that way he gets when something is about to explode but he’s supposed to remain professional, so Taako just sighs. “Can I bring a plus one?” “Not really, Taako!” “Alright, alright, be there in a minute.” Taako taps the communicator again before looking to Kravitz. “Do you want a tour of engineering?” “It sounded like you weren’t supposed to bring a plus one.” Taako waves his hand. “Don’t worry about it. He’ll forgive me eventually.” Truth be told, he doesn’t want to leave Kravitz wandering the halls of the Starblaster by himself. Plus, if something is in crisis in Engineering, maybe it’ll help his case that the crew constantly has to make snap decisions to keep the ship running and prevent the crisis from reaching the ship’s civilians. “Come on, I have to help stop the ship from blowing up,” he says, and then adds, “Just kidding. It’ll be fine,” at Kravitz’s raised eyebrows. The trip to Engineering is quick, although Taako takes the opportunity to waffle about the Starblaster and the work they do as much as he can, and answers Kravitz’s questions about the ship as he goes. “Anyway, the lower section of the Starblaster, the o— where we are right now, uh, mostly…” Taako trails off as they turn the corner into Engineering, eyes widening. “Holy shi— what the fuck is that?” The warp core is sealed off, but that’s not the major problem— the major problem is the crystals coating the surface of one of the wall displays. The place is noticeably empty of engineers, except Davenport, standing next to science officer Bluejeans, both of them pouring over a tricorder. “Pink tourmaline, apparently,” says Davenport, looking up from the tricorder and immediately sighing. “Why did I know you weren’t really asking about the plus one thing?” “We’re in the middle of a very important diplomatic discussion,” says Taako. “That’s why you’re still holding a glass of wine?” “With all due respect, Lieutenant Bluejeans, sh—” “Can we focus, please?” cuts in Davenport, and Taako silently offers his wine glass to Kravitz, who has no problem taking it off his hands.
star trek au slightly to the left:
The planet doesn’t look like anything special when Magnus and the twins beam down. Of course, it isn’t really— they’re reminded often that every planet is different or whatever and space travel is amazing isn’t the universe great blah blah blah, whatever, but… the last few missions have been mostly just talks. Ferrying ambassadors, representing the Federation, whatever. Taako’s sure it’d be hard work if he was doing anything other than wearing a slightly fancier uniform and looking pretty. As it is, he’s just bored, and he’s not the only one. Half the crew is bored and half is stressed beyond belief. He suspects that’s why Davenport gave them the okay to beam down in the first place, seeing as he, Lup, and Magnus were definitely the most… vocal about their boredom. Well, Taako was vocal. Lup and Magnus damn near blew a hole in one of the shuttle bay doors.
text convo between taako and lup after taako tells her about finding a dog and lup is pretty sure she knows who's looking for it:
Lup: whats the verdict Taako: yah thats the dog Taako: ur friends cute Lup: hes married Taako: oh what im not allowed to have eyes now??? im not allowed to compliment men w/o u assuming im trying to fuck??? Lup: do u want his number Taako: no hes not my type Taako: wait u just said he was married Lup: so u can call him about the DOG idiot Taako: oh right Taako: yah
+1 bonus magnus bit:
Magnus throws a punch. It’s a plan that has to happen quickly, but he finds time in the split second to run down what he’s trying to do and what the options are. Goal: stop Taako from putting on the sash. Ways to do that: 1. Punch him in the head. Magnus actually stopped listing after that.
thinking about getting into a relisten of taz balance because the other day i was going through my old unfinished fic documents and not only do i still have a gazillion taz ones laying around 80% finished but also my taako is literally so funny it feels cruel for all these extremely good bits to rot in my hard drive forevermore
#good idea generator#not included in this list is possibly the funniest bit bc it required too much context and i think ive posted it already#but i still do think the central idea of 'getting married for the +2 AC bonus'#and then 'wanting to get divorced immediately bc you have a for real boyfriend who wasnt around for the +2AC bonus#only to find out that technically this is a scam and the legal office will not let you insta-divorce because it would be fraud#(even though you both saved the world so its kind of rude to not let you divorce. just 2 bros getting a divorce)#and both your friend husband and your boyfriend think this is 10x funnier than you do' ... this is very funny. to me#& i also believe that platonic fake dating or marriages of convenience and the like are an underutilized fanfic resource#i do think it's interesting when the actual romantic interest isnt one of the two people in the fake relationship#different kind of story obviously. borderline no longer fake dating since the expectation for that trope is the fake daters getting togethe#BUT WHAT IF you do have to get married for entirely platonic reasons and you also have to navigate for real romance outside of that
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Synquotes.com Review: 5 things you should know about Synquotes
Synquotes.com is exactly the sort of broker that comes to mind when you think of scam brokers. From the ugly, uninformative website to the lack of license, legal documentation, and sufficient information about trading conditions, this broker is a textbook scam. Ignore them and check out some legitimate, regulated companies if you would like to trade and actually turn a profit.
Synquotes.com REGULATION AND SAFETY OF FUNDS
Synquotes.com claims to be “an international foreign exchange broker with offices and service centers in U.K, Seychelles, and Malaysia”. The broker’s main office was supposed to be in the UK. That is quite surprising considering the fact that a quick check of the register of the UK’s financial regulator, the FCA, proved that the broker is in no way licensed in the country. We did not expect it to be otherwise – the website looks like it took 10 minutes to make and provides barely any essential information. From the funny fonts in the legal documentation to the badly formatted text, this did not seem like a website a legitimate broker would present to the world.
Synquotes.com claimed to be licensed by one of the financial authorities responsible for regulating forex brokers in the US – the NFA. That is the sort of “license” the broker presented:
First of all, a screenshot from WikiFX is no sort of license – especially since the broker did not turn up in the NFA database. Second of all, a US license would not allow a company to operate in the UK or the EU – which Synquotes.com claims to do.
Ignore such scam brokers and turn to a broker licensed in the EU or the UK since they are usually very reliable. Such brokers answer to strict authorities and have to abide by many laws to obtain a license. That is why many such brokers are considered to be among the best in the world offering transparent services, great customer support, and lucrative trading conditions. To be licensed in the UK or the EU, a broker has to maintain a capital of at least €730 000 to prove that they are financially stable. All companies have to provide funds for compensation funds – if a licensed broker goes bankrupt, their clients would be able to receive a decent compensation – up to €20 000 in the EU and £85 000 in the UK. Consider the perks of the Negative Balance Protection Policy – it limits the size of your losses to the money in your account.
Synquotes.com TRADING SOFTWARE
Synquotes.com promised access to one of the leading platforms in the world of trading – MetaTrader 5. However, the platform could not be downloaded from the broker’s website. When we tried to open an account and find out if we could still access MT5, we were denied that possibility. The broker asked for an invitation code and would not allow us to proceed without one. This is a trick scammers sometimes employ to keep the scam away from the spotlight and remain undetected for as long as possible. They pick victims themselves and only allow certain clients – ones that have referral codes to open accounts. In contrast to that, legitimate brokers usually try to popularize their services as much as possible and offer demo accounts.
MT5 is indeed a great, highly functional, and user-friendly platform. The software offers access to a number of useful trading tools – preprogrammed Expert Advisors that help you trade automatically, VPSs you could purchase to keep your EAs open even when your computer is off, possibilities for creating custom scripts, a market for add-ons, and even a built-in economic calendar. MT5 also comes with an extensive charting and analysis package – 38 technical indicators, 21 timeframes, and 44 graphical objects. There are plenty of licensed brokers who offer the platform – we strongly recommend checking some of them out.
Synquotes.com TRADING CONDITIONS
Synquotes.com did not offer any information about trading conditions. The only thing the broker mentioned was that we would supposedly be able to trade currencies, metals, energies, indices, and cryptocurrencies. No account type descriptions were provided, and nothing was mentioned on vital trading conditions such as expected spreads, maximum leverage, additional commissions, and minimum deposit amounts.
As a whole, wasting time on scam brokers like this one is not worth it – especially considering the fact that some of the most established brands in the industry offer account for $100 or less.
Synquotes.com DEPOSIT AND WITHDRAWAL METHODS AND FEES
Synquotes.com did not mention which payment methods it accepts, or what sort of trading fees it charges. However, we strongly recommend that you do not deposit with this broker even if they at some point allow you to. They are definitely scammers and will rob you the moment they get the chance to.
Legitimate brokers usually allow their clients to deposit in a variety of ways – with a credit/debit card, via wire transfer, or using an e-wallet like Skrill or Neteller. Scammers, on the other hand, prefer crypto deposits, and for a good reason. Such transactions are both anonymous and irreversible which means that you would not be able to track your payment to anyone in particular or get a chargeback.
HOW DOES THE SCAM WORK?
Such scams are rarely very imaginative and usually follow the same old tried-and-tested scheme. They are, however, still extremely successful which is why it is important for you to know how they function to be able to detect and avoid them.
Usually, it all starts with an ad on the Internet and the promise of fast, effortless profits. Such scammers know how to present themselves in the best possible light. They will make bold promises and use big words to impress you – and cover up the fact that they are usually anonymous, and lack vital things like license and legal documentation. The moment you provide them with a phone number and e-mail address, the scheme is set into motion.
The scammers would not leave you alone before you deposit. Keep in mind that these are professional liars that scam people for a living – they are well-versed in the art of smooth-talking. You will probably deposit gladly after you hear about all the great things they supposedly can offer you. In the beginning, it might even seem like you are making decent profits. At that point, you will probably be eager to deposit more money to make even bigger profits.
The moment you try to withdraw, however, things will get complicated. The broker will claim that you cannot withdraw yet because of certain clauses in the Terms and Conditions, or because you will be charged outlandish additional fees. At some point, you will probably get suspicious and try to contact the broker and ask to get your money back. At this point, it will already be too late. The scammers will stop answering your calls and messages and simply disappear with your money.
WHAT TO DO WHEN SCAMMED?
The first thing you should do is contact your bank to let them know that you have been scammed, and change all your banking passwords. This way, the scammers would not be able to additionally drain your account. Remove any remote access software they had you install. Although such brokers claim that you need programs like AnyDesk or TeamViewer so that they can help you with their platforms or even with trading, their goal is different. With the help of such programs, they can access all your personal information and banking systems and steal even more money.
If you have deposited with Visa or MasterCard, contact your card issuer to ask for a chargeback as soon as possible. Both of these card providers try to combat scams and allow chargebacks within 540 days of the transaction. Getting your money back if you have deposited it in another way would be much harder.
Notify the financial authorities in your country to let them know about the scam and share your story with as many people as possible. This way, fewer people will fall victim to such schemes.
Last but certainly not least, do not trust any recovery agencies. Such “agents” ask for a fee to track down the people that scammed you and retrieve your money. However, this is just another type of fraud targeting desperate people. As soon as you transfer money to the agency, that money will disappear too. Often enough, such scams are conducted by the same people that robbed you in the first place.
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Facebook algorithm boosts pro-Facebook news
Facebook is a rotten company, rotten from the top down, its founder, board and top execs are sociopaths and monsters, committers of non-hyperbolic, no-fooling crimes against humanity. They lie, they cheat, they steal. They are some of history’s greatest villains. Because Facebook is a terrible company run by terrible people, it periodically erupts in ghastly scandal. Sometimes whistleblowers or reporters reveal historic crimes, including (but not limited to) deliberately helping to foment genocide.
Sometimes, the scandals are contemporary: either Facebook blithely announces it’s going to do something terrible, or we learn of some terrible thing underway from leaks or investigations.
Thanks to a history of anticompetitive mergers — Whatsapp, Instagram, Onavo and more — based on fraudulent promises to antitrust regulators, Facebook has grown to nearly three billion users — except FB doesn’t have users, really — it has hostages.
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2020/07/dont-believe-proven-liars-absolute-minimum-standard-prudence-merger-scrutiny
As Facebook’s own internal memos show, the company doesn’t just buy up competitors so users have nowhere to flee to, it also engineers in high “switching costs” to make it more painful to leave the system.
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2021/08/facebooks-secret-war-switching-costs
For example, Facebook’s internal memos show that the manager for its photo products set out to seduce users into entrusting FB with their family photos, because that way quitting Facebook would mean abandoning your memories of your kids, departed grandparents, etc.
Everybody hates Facebook, especially FB users. The point of high switching costs, after all, is to increase the pain of leaving so that FB can dole out more abuse to its users without fearing that they’ll quit the whole enterprise.
FB’s mission is to increase the size of the shit-sandwich they can force you to eat before you walk away. But they’re not mere sadists: shit-sandwiches have a business model: the more hostages they take, the more they can extract from advertisers — their true customers.
The polite term for what FB has is a “two-sided market” (selling advertisers to users and users to advertisers). The technical term is “a monopoly and a monoposony” (a monopsony is a market with a single buyer).
The colloquial term?
“A racket.”
A scam. A bezzle. A blight.
Facebook gouges advertisers on rate cards, then lies about the reach of its ads (like when it lied about the popularity of video, evincing a media-wide “pivot to video” that bankrupted dozens of news- and entertainment-sites).
Facebook didn’t set out to destroy journalism by price-fixing ads, lying to advertisers and media outlets.
FB set out to acquire a monopoly and extract monopoly rents from advertisers and publishers, with a pathological indifference to how these frauds would harm others.
Having shown a willingness to destroy journalists and media outlets to extract a few more billions for its shareholders, Facebook has attracted a lot of enemies in the media.
If you’re a whistleblower with a story to tell, there’s a journalist whose editor will allocate the resources to report your story out in depth. The combination of a rotten company and a lot of pissed off journalists produces a lot of bad ink for the company.
But the fact remains that FB has a vast pool of hostages, billions of them, and it gets to decide what they see, when and how. I used to joke with my human rights activist friends that the best use for Facebook was showing people why and how to leave Facebook.
FB’s response was predictable. As Ryan Mac and Sheera Frenkel write in the New York Times, FB’s Project Amplify is a Zuckerberg-led initiative to systematically promote positive coverage of FB and its founder — including articles that originate with FB itself.
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/21/technology/zuckerberg-facebook-project-amplify.html
That is, FB staffers are charged with writing puff pieces about how great the company is, and FB’s algorithm will push these ahead of reporting by actual journalists who present detailed, factual, multi-sourced accounts of the company’s fraudulent and depraved conduct.
Project Amplify marks a pivot from FB’s longstanding policy of issuing insincere apologies for its scandals. Company sources told the reporters that everyone figured out these don’t convince anyone, so the company turned to pushing happy-talk quackspeak instead.
One of the leaders of this project is Alex Schultz, “a 14-year company veteran who was named chief marketing officer last year,” but the major impetus comes from Zuck himself, one of the most hated men on the planet.
Amplify is just one of FB’s strategies for distorting the discourse about itself. In July, it neutered Crowdtangle, an widely used analytics tool that showed that FB’s top posts were unhinged far-right disinformation and conspiracies.
https://pluralistic.net/2021/07/15/three-wise-zucks-in-a-trenchcoat/#inconvenient-truth
And Facebook has declared all-out legal warfare (accompanied by a disinformation campaign) to kill Adobserver, an NYU project that tracks paid political disinformation on the platform.
https://pluralistic.net/2021/08/05/comprehensive-sex-ed/#quis-custodiet-ipsos-zuck
By shutting down Crowdtangle and Adobserver, FB hopes to control the academic findings about the company’s role in disinformation, hate, and harassment. The company runs its own research portal where academics are expected to access data about the platform.
But as with the journalists who report on it, FB has heaped abuse on the academics who research it.
Its portal data was bad, leaving PhD and masters’ theses are at risk of retraction. Mid-dissertation researchers have been set back to square one.
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2020/2020-election-misinformation-distortions#facebook-sent-flawed-data-to-misinformation-researchers
In retrospect, Facebook’s decision to game its own algorithm to push pro-company quackspeak seems inevitable. It’s not just that no one believes the company’s apologies anymore (if they ever did) — it’s that the company seems incapable of hiring competent spin doctors.
Take the WSJ’s blockbuster “Facebook Files,” a series of reports detailing the company’s willingness to harm children, commit fraud, and allow millions of favored, powerful people to violate its rules with impunity.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/newsletters/2021-09-16/facebook-s-promised-to-gain-the-public-s-trust
FB’s response was genuinely pathetic. In a perfunctory blog post, its top flack — the widely despised British politician Nick Clegg, paid millions to front FB on the global stage — vilified the WSJ’s reporting without producing any factual rebuttals.
https://about.fb.com/news/2021/09/what-the-wall-street-journal-got-wrong/
It’s the kind of ham-fisted policy advocacy that Facebook is (in)famous for. Who can forget the absolute shitshow in India over its Internet Basics program, when it bribed telcos to exempt FB and the services it hand-picked from their data-caps?
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/may/12/facebook-free-basics-india-zuckerberg
This Net-Neutracidal maneuver, falsely billed as a way to bring the internet to poor people (something is absolutely does not do), was the subject of a consultation by India’s telco regulators.
FB pushed deceptive alerts to millions of its Indian users, tricking them into sending a flood of form-letters to the regulator urging it to leave Internet Basics intact.
But whoever drafted the form letter didn’t bother to check whether it addressed any of the questions the regulator was consulting on. That made these millions of letters non-responsive to the consultation, so the regulator ignored them.
FB lost! It’s almost as though people who are good at fighting policy battles don’t want to work for Facebook, and the only talent they can attract are the kinds of opportunistic blunderers that no one takes seriously and everyone hates.
Weird, that.
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sweeter than honey (redux)
Pepper Potts did not exactly mean to become a criminal. Really, she still doesn’t think she is.
But here are the facts:
1.) She has broken several laws in pursuit of funds that do not belong to her.
2.) The FBI would like to talk to her about several things and potentially put her under arrest.
3.) She can no longer go to her regular coffee shop because the barista snitched and told them her name, as well as her occupation.
Pepper broke several laws because the company she was working for (Stane International) was technically breaking laws, but laws that do not apply to corporations because corporations do this thing called “funding campaigns” and also sometimes “doing favors.”
She decided to do the same and suddenly she is a criminal. Not her fault she redistributed money back into the community, and now they can’t get any of it back.
It’s just how that worked out.
She’s been staying at a hotel that serves many questionable individuals each month, and it has an indoor pool and a three-star rating on the latest travel website.
It’s nondescript, not her style, and she’s currently in the bathroom having a crisis because she most likely needs to dye her hair.
She’s vain. Pepper knows she is, has known it since high school when she trimmed her hair and cried. Her hair, by all accounts, is gorgeous. It’s a shiny strawberry-blonde that makes her look like an ice queen in winter and a mysterious fairy queen in summer.
She does not want to dye it. But here she is with an eight dollar box of dye and thoughts in her head.
And then her hotel door opens.
Not supposed to do that, but that’s what happens when you’re in a three-star hotel.
She is also in old athletic shorts that have most definitely seen better days and a tank top that was a last-minute buy from the nearest store, and it does not suit her at all.
Facing her is a man with an odd beard, tinted sunglasses, and a graphic t-shirt over a blazer.
“So. You pissed off Stane Industries,” he drawls. “I’m impressed. Usually they just sweep their little problems under the rug.”
“I’ll sweep you under one if you’d like,” Pepper offers, wondering how quickly a blowdryer can knock someone out. She’s not sure how well-made the hotel one is. Probably not very.
“I’m not here to kill you,” the man says. He takes off his sunglasses. His eyes are a nice shade of brown, not that you’re supposed to notice that about a potential enemy. Pepper is just that skilled.
“Then what are you here to do? Make me move to Florida?”
“No, the opposite. We’re staying here. I’m offering you a job position of helping me take down Obadiah Stane and the company itself.”
“Who would I be working with?”
“Anthony Stark.”
Pepper stills.
She read the news when she was in college, same time as Tony Stark. Went missing in the car crash, no one found his body. Temperatures were freezing, he was wearing a tuxedo. The chances were that he froze to death somewhere that they didn’t find yet.
Chances were. What an odd little phrase.
“So, you made it out.”
“Not as hard as people say it seems to be, Virginia.”
“Call me Pepper, my first name disgusts me.”
“Gotcha, Pepper. Call me Tony. You in?”
“Obviously. What do I need to do?”
“Meet the team.”
-
There is Rhodey, who was Tony’s best friend and sobbed on national television for two weeks until they forgot all about him.
“He’ll cry at anything,” Tony says with a laugh as Rhodey sends him a dirty look. “Just made him think about neon shoes and he bawled like a baby.”
“I did not,” Rhodey hisses. “I was a good crier.”
“You looked like a seal,” Pepper intervenes. “But you played the part quite well. Nice to meet you.”
“Right back at you, Pepper.”
She meets Happy, a man who is all serious and grumpy and “did not want to break the law before forty” but he also gets to watch Downton Abbey whenever he wants, so he’s not doing too bad.
He runs security and also tells Rhodey and Tony when they’re banned from ordering pizza all the time, and Pepper is inducted into the Healthy Eating Committee.
There’s Bruce Banner, who enjoys taking over corporations for fun, and this is his second one. His first was some sort of health insurance scam, and apparently that was just to finish up his thesis for his third doctorate.
“He has seven degrees, he’s weird,” Tony says.
“Oh like you’re any better,” Bruce says with a snort. “You learned twelve languages for fun. Including French, which is useless.”
“French is not useless,” Tony says. “It got us free food in Canada.”
“We would’ve gotten it anyway if we’d done it my way.”
“Stealing?” Rhodey asks.
“Yes!”
Pepper laughs.
-
Their job is a bit easier than anticipated. They found out from Pepper that getting into the building is stupid easy because no one likes their job and will do anything when bribed.
Tony struts in with a badly-made-employee-ID and talks about a copying machine and coffee and seeing someone next month for dinner. Pepper just keeps her head down and pretends like she’s meeting someone for something. Like usual.
Obadiah Stane is out of the country on a meeting, and his secretary is scared to death of him, so they’re allowed to poke around the office and find some interesting information.
The problem comes when someone recognizes Bruce outside (government watchlists: the most pesky things on earth) and suddenly there’s this huge fuss.
Tony pushes Pepper into an office closet and then promptly asks her if anyone opens the door, if she’s alright with him kissing her.
“Why would you do that?”
“People don’t like watching kissing, too intimate. Also, you have a lovely face and you’re quite funny, and I think it’d be fun and delightful to kiss you.”
“How long have you thought about that?”
“Not going to talk about that, just want an answer. If you say no--and feel free to, there’s no obligation in physical contact right now--it does complicate plans A to D. I suppose we could play the divorced couple route, but I’m not a gigantic fan about that.”
“I mean, I guess? It wouldn’t be bad, and I’m not exactly opposed to it, Would it mean anything later?”
“Do you want it to?”
“Let’s figure that out after we do it.”
“If we need to do it.”
Door swings open.
Oh, there’s a need.
Tony is a particularly nice kisser, Pepper thinks. The thought runs through her head that she’s only kissed two people before Tony, and one was in high school so that doesn’t count, but the other was a secretary at an old company she used to work for.
But Tony is nice. Soft and warm and he grabs her waist and that’s nice.
“Oh my god, sorry,” the employee mutters. “I just, I thought--”
“Occupied!” Tony says, not even stopping as he kicks out his leg and practically stomps the poor other guy in the stomach.
They get out, run, and Pepper laughs as she sees a bit of pink lipstick on the side of Tony’s mouth.
“So, how’d I do?”
“Send me a survey,” Pepper remarks. “Or a ranking.”
“On a scale of one to ten?”
“Seven.”
“I was that bad?”
“How do you rank things? Do you put one as the best?”
“Obviously.”
“No, you’re an idiot. One is always the worst. You’re a nine. It would’ve been higher but we were in a corporate office and in a supply closet.”
“So what you’re saying is, I’ll have to try again?”
“Preferably over a couple glasses of wine and pizza. The good kind, though. Not the garbage Rhodey orders.”
They approach the car that Happy has, with Rhodey and Bruce already leading others on a goose chase.
“You two have too much fun,” Happy mutters. “Boss, you got lipstick on your side. Did you get the drives?”
“Transferred and set to release to every major news outlet tomorrow morning at six a.m.,” Tony says. “Interns are going to curse my name as they’re forced to rewrite articles.”
Pepper smiles.
That night, they have a couple of glasses of wine and Tony orders the good pizza, the kind that costs a little bit too much for what it is, but it’s all worth it in the end.
-
When Tony takes over the company after about six months of legal battles that would probably have drawn on for well over a decade if not for the fact that Tony is one of the most in-your-face-let’s-talk men she’s ever met, Pepper was kind of expecting things to slow down.
Of course not. That’s not her style nor is it Tony’s, although arguably a vacation or a nice spa day would have been nice beforehand.
“We have shit to do,” Tony says. “Rhodey, you need to help me revamp R&D. Pepper, I need to talk to you in the office.”
They’ve already hired a company to completely redesign the entire building and refocus the company’s outlook, starting with getting rid of the disgusting 1970s carpet and chairs. God, it’s ugly. Pepper cried when she saw the office chairs.
But she’s in Tony’s office, and she’s wondering if this is going to be directly related to workplace relationships or not. She’s already prepared an argument as to why she still wants a relationship and just how much professionalism she can exhibit in the face of hardship.
(That hardship being the fact that Tony looks quite good in suits but also has arms that are made for tank tops.)
“I have a problem with you,” Tony says. “And it’s that I want to make you CEO, but I don’t want people to think that you got it just because we’re dating. So we have an issue to cross.”
Pepper was not expecting this. She was expecting maybe head accountant, or head of the PR team. But CEO? That was something that was...wow. Pepper had had a fifteen year plan for working up from wherever it was that she would be at.
She also didn’t know they were dating.
“We’re dating?”
“Did I read the kiss wrong? Oh shit, was the seven secretly the bad seven?”
“No!” Pepper says. “You just never told me that we were dating, we didn’t have a communicative conversation about it.”
“Oh. Well, would you like to go on dates and things?”
“What’s ‘and things’?”
“You know. Sexy times. But I wanted to be a professional about it. But I am not that professional.”
“No, no you’re not. Which is why you offered me the CEO position and why I am accepting it. But I will also date you...and things.”
“Excellent. Have a dinner tonight while we discuss how to do Microsoft Excel?”
“I already know how to use it.”
“Pepper, you are the only woman for me in this lifetime and the next.”
“And the one after that?”
“I’m assuming you’ll get bored of me and marry someone who’s seven feet tall.”
“Seven feet tall? What, am I going to attend every NBA game for the next husband?”
“Maybe, I don’t know what you’ll do. I’ll probably be halfway into a grave over despair.”
Pepper chuckles, dropping a short kiss onto his temple.
“Well, I hope I don’t have to witness that. You want me to make some salad for tonight then?”
“Yes please! We also need to review the decor and see what chairs to order.”
Pepper nods.
“We need to ask Rhodey, he has opinions about design of those.”
“Of course he does, he hates standing too long. We’ll send him some of our options.”
She waves as she leaves the office.
What Tony misses:
Pepper pumps her fist as she leaves the office, nearly stumbles, and is quite glad that no security cameras were installed that day.
What Pepper misses:
Tony spins so hard in his office chair as a celebration that it topples over.
Yeah, they’re made for each other.
#pepperony#tony stark#pepper potts#love this one#i love writing pepper and i don't do enough of it#i really like it when it's clear that they both love each other#bc with a lot of fics it's like pepper being like 'well i guess :/' or she's cool about it#BUT I WANT PEPPER TO BE A NERD!#rhodey#lovelyirony writes
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BBHMM, OR HOW TO DEAL WITH THE DEADBEAT CLIENT
You’re a fucking freelancin’ badass, with a semi-steady flow of work, and you’re living the dream of doing **insert best/fave thing here** , and getting the money from your biggest fans. Can’t be better, right? Well, one of things you were probably not informed about is what happens when the dream sometimes becomes a financial nightmare. 30 day waits for payment. Invoices and reminders. Anxiety waiting for that check. Clients that don’t seem to care that you’re eating peanut butter for breakfast, lunch, and dinner while your payday is delayed in a death spiral of perpetuity. Getting stiffed sucks, and you gotta keep the lights on. How can you keep this bullshit at a minimum? I’m not a financial expert, but I’ve eaten a fair amount of shit trying to get money from clients that have a sense of urgency about everything except paying me. There’s a ton of info about this online, but hopefully my lewd voice in the choir is helpful. (Samuel L. Jackson voice) LET’S GET YOU YOUR MONEY, MUTHAFUCKA. FROM THE BEGINNING
Make sure that you get everything down in writing. Have a statement of work or a contract that states your scope of work, your fee, deadlines, usage restrictions, deliverables, and any notes about late fees, payment timetables, and billable expenses. (Example of a statement of work).
Make sure that a client knows that you can’t begin work without acknowledging these terms. They should return a signed copy of this document, or acknowledge its terms via email. Sometimes there’s a rush situation and you may be pressured to dive in. It’s still a clients responsibility to make sure everything is taken care of on paper, to protect you and to ensure that they are also in the best position to get the best from you.
If they “politely” ignore the contract, then reiterate the terms in a follow up email, with a polite call to action (ex: “Hi! I’m just making sure that we’re on the same page about what the scope of this project is all about. I going to be [**rates, usage, time, deliverables, expected expenses, payment expectations here**]. Is that correct?). It’s important to get this down on the front end. Depending on your state, this counts as a legally binding statement.
NOTE: Try to get an upfront deposit if you can. 30-50% is normal, and this is also a test of whether the client will be good for it after all is said and done. This is also an incentive to put your best foot forward. Some clients will balk at this, but if the early “what is your rate?” convo suggests this is a possibility, go for it. This also depends on the industry. This is almost impossible with editorial, and though I’ve heard mixed stories in publishing, it’s hard to get an advance or deposit unless you’re doing a full book. Large corporations often have a convoluted accounts payable system that pretty much guarantees money will be slower than human evolution. The best results I’ve had are with small, dynamic businesses and individual clients. Once they confirm the terms, then you can begin scheduling and first steps in a project. FAST FORWARD TO PROJECT COMPLETION
INVOICE IMMEDIATELY. Seriously. Do NOT delay this. Most clients are not going to remind you to send one after you’ve finished a project, and you are ultimately responsible for this. (example invoice). Include the basics: your business name your contact info and address the client’s info and address an invoice number total due
Don’t forget an invoice number- accounts payable folks have a hard time placing your invoice in their system without one, and you don’t want to delay things because of a technicality. You can use a simple numbering convention: I use my initials and a double digit combo (ex: DD01). Also, if you haven’t gotten an EIN, get one from the IRS. WHEN YOU APPLY, ONLY GO TO THE .GOV IRS LINK. SCAMS ARE A-PLENTY AND I WANT YOU TO AVOID TEARS THO. An EIN is great, because it can be very compromising to keep putting your SSN out there, and in some cases an EIN can get you paid faster. You should itemize your work in the invoice, similarly to how you would find items on a receipt (ex: 1- Illustration for “client and application”, **brief description** = $THIS AMOUNT.00) Write amounts in dollars and cents. Instead of “$3000”, write “$3000.00”. Again, this helps your client or client’s accountants process your payment a touch faster, and saved time counts. Include a line with a total of your billable expenses. These are items that you HAD TO purchase to finish your work. Make sure you keep your receipts, and make a PDF slideshow with scans of those items for transparency’s sake. Send that PDF with your invoice. Finally, include a line that is the grand total of EVERYTHING. Put that total in BOLD PRINT just to make sure that it’s clear what the client owes. If necessary, you can include direct deposit info. This includes your routing and account number. This way, you give the client another way to pay you, and you can fight off the delay of waiting for a paper check. Even though it’s assumed in many places, make it clear that payment is due NOW. From the moment you send the final invoice out, the onus is on the client to pay up. They should confirm receipt of this, but if they’re slow after a day or two, give them a quick email reminder. NOTE: If you have a client’s phone number, keep it handy. This will come in handy later. FAST FORWARD TO A FEW WEEKS LATER AND YOU HAVEN’T BEEN PAID YET
Either way, you’re waiting (and hopefully pursuing other work!) for money that you need. The timeframe for a reminder varies. Some people will drop a friendly note after 15 days. I tend to be a bit generous, and will wait until 10 days before the invoice is late. The email is friendly, and assumes good faith. Something like: “Hi! I just wanted to touch base about the payment for this invoice. Is there any progress on this? Is there anything I can do to assist with this? Please note that you will be 30 days late on (date here). If so, then a (late fee percentage) will be added to the final amount due.” The key is to emphasize some kind of fiscal penalty. People don’t like to spend more money, so you’ll, at the very least, get a response to let you know that things are being processed. You may also get redirected to an accounting department. If you get a number or an email to them, HOLD ON TO THIS INFO. Hopefully, at this point, the client gets the push to make good on payment. FAST FORWARD TO 30 DAYS AND NO PAYMENT
At this point, you are apprehensive because no one wants to wait to be able to pay bills, eat pizza, and enjoy their own Netflix account. The dynamic changes now, because this is the day that the client has to pay you before it’s late. Tomorrow is late. In some states, you have legal recourse to pursue payment (In NYC, the default timetable for freelance payment is 30 days). You should email your client reminding them that payment is due today. If you have their number, call them as well to reinforce this message, but emails are important now. Each email you send is a recorded effort to receive payment, and they are timestamped for posterity. Note that a client may have already sent a payment out, but the check is transit. Also, calling/emailing an accounts payable department will reveal that a payment has been made and it will be in your bank account in a few business days. Get confirmation of this before you continue. AFTER THE INVOICE IS 30 DAYS LATE
Clients need the benefit of the doubt, but it’s their responsibility to pay you now. After 30 days, you have “permission” to increase the frequency of your correspondence. During the first 10 days of being late, I will email and call every other business day (Monday, Wednesday, Friday was my model, but it may differ for you). Afterwards, I will check in once a day. This may seem excessive, but persistence goes a long way. You may get an exasperated response, but don’t stop until you get a confirmation of payment or a layout and timeline of the payment. If you have a contact within a company, use them as your ally within an organization. It’s easier to get things moving with someone on the inside, and pressure on them will translate to pressure elsewhere to get you to stop asking for your money. Be professional, but direct. They owe you, and any further delay will result in additional fees, and possible collection action (including legal action to collect). If you have a number for accounts payable, hammer them hard. They will be probably be your last line of communication, and you’ll need to get an email to reach them again, an employee name to refer to, and a timeline for payment.
SIDEBAR>>> NYC CREATIVE PROS AND THE FIFA ACT
If you live in NYC, you have an additional resource: the city government. The NYC Department of Consumer Affairs (DCA), and The Office of Labor Policy and Standards (OLPS) have a complaint form that you should fill out as soon as the client is over 30 days late. The Freelance Isn’t Free Act (FIFA, passed in 2017) is very clear that what your client is doing is ILLEGAL, and the city will assist you in gathering materials to make a case for nonpayment. Fill the complaint form out, be very specific about your client and any related contacts. Note, they are not legal representation as much as they’re navigators who will help you find legal counsel and resources needed to file a claim in court. Remember when I said to get everything in writing? That’s important. It may be a bit of work, but find every email thread related to your freelance gig. If you’re doing this on your mobile, open the thread. Go to the first message. Find where the “print” option is. You’ll be taken to a preview window. Look for the “download” button. This is really easy with Gmail. You can basically save the entire thread as an organized PDF, with messages in chronological order
Do this with every gig-related email attached to the overdue payment. Save these PDFs to a folder. Create sub folders that can put this correspondence in context, like chapters (ex: one folder is “Beginning of Job”, another “Job in Progress”, another “Invoice/Payment Requests”). This will make it easier to navigate everything. Include the PDF folder (zipped) with your complaint folder. OLPS will take a sec to get back to you, since you’re not the only person in NYC that gets stiffed. After about 5 biz days, give them a call. This can help you get ahead of the pack. You will receive a call from an OLPS office case manager who will confirm your info. They will ask if you’ve been paid. If yes, then you can thank them and call everything off. If not, they will send a certified letter (WITH AN OFFICIAL ASS LETTERHEAD) to your client, reminding them that they’re late. They have 20 days to respond to this- if they don’t, then they will basically be on the hook to go to court for a nonpayment case. You’ll have to either get a lawyer to rep you, or you can rep yourself, but the client is on the hook to prove they don’t owe you. Since you already have a record of your interactions, this will be very difficult for them. It should be noted that clients tend to get reallll antsy when the government says that they owe money. They’ll probably contact you directly. Keep up with these responses. Each email builds out the timeline of your case, and is fodder for the cannon. At this point, they usually pay up. DISCLOSURE: I’ve never had to go to court, so you may need to look elsewhere for advice. This may be a good place to start. SPEAKING OF DOCUMENTATION- I forgot to add that you should record your calls when speaking to clients that are late. ACR is a free app that allows you to record your calls. Make sure recording is legal in your state, and always let clients know that the call is being recorded. You can borrow the “for quality control purposes” line if you’d like. Sometimes people will try to circumvent documentation by using the phone. Don’t let them weasel out of that. LASTLY, this is specifically related to NY. The parts about documenting your correspondence are universal, though. Wherever you are, a vital part of making a civil case is piling on the material against a deadbeat. Be vigilant and persistent. I would suggest looking into whether there is a state govt. entity that you can go to about civil cases, and also look up if there are any local volunteer/low cost lawyers in your area.
The FIFA Act has been a gamechanger in giving freelancers more power to get what is owed to them, and my hope is that other cities follow suit, or organize to get similar legislation for this purpose. SIDEBAR AGAIN>>> LAWYERS
Another way to get a client to pay up faster is to lawyer up earlier. After 30 days, you should see what your options are. If you can afford it, you can consult with a lawyer and get a pro opinion about your case. They may be able to send a stern letter to your deadbeat client (WITH AN OFFICIAL ASS LETTERHEAD) prompting them to pay or else. Like with a government agency, people don’t like surprises from legal. They will probably pay up quick, but if they stick it out, then you can file a claim and take them to civil court. This will be costly for you and your client, so nonpayment usually gets resolved before this happens. If not, know that if a court rules in your favor, the client will have to pay you and cover your legal fees. My experience with lawyers is limited, and I would suggest looking elsewhere for particulars. Also, keep in mind how much you’re owed. A $300 case may not be worth as much squeeze as a $3000 or $30000 one. If it’s a low ball sum you’re owed. You may have an easier time calling it a loss and moving on.
EDIT: I’ve been told that contingency fee lawyers are out there that don’t collect fees until after an event (like you winning or losing a judgment for example), but they’re kinda like unicorns for freelancers and tend to take on bigger cases. It doesn’t hurt to see if any are out there anyway!
NEW!>>> COLLECTION AGENCIES
So, you may want to seek help through a collection agency. They have the time and resources to call, mail, and chase money when you’re trying to focus on good clients that pay on time and are depending on your A game.
The good news is that most are contingency fee based. That is, they won’t collect anything from you until they get the money from your client.
The down side? They can take anywhere between 18-40% of what your client’s debt is. Note that I didn’t say WHAT THEY COLLECT. If your client owes $100, and the contingency based fee is $30, an agency will take $30 even if they only get $60.
Also, based on a lawyer friend’s input, if your collection agency is legally shady, you may be indirectly on the line if your deadbeat client decides to sue said agency. Also your payment, connected to the collection agency and your client’s legal battle, will be held in indefinite limbo.
So do your homework and weigh your options before taking this route.
FAST FORWARD TO 60 DAYS Fortunately, I haven’t had to do this, but you can start pursuing legal action to get your money. Check on state laws to make sure this is the case, as well as the particulars about filing a claim. By this time, you should hopefully have a lawyer or some legal counsel at your disposal. If you don’t, then look up the laws of your state and local area to see where you stand if you have to rep yourself. Remember that as long as you have written acknowledgment of your terms of work and written acknowledgment of your invoice, things should lean in your favor. THE END
HOPEFULLY this has been helpful. The best parts of freelance (independence, flexibility, control, and self-prescribed wages) are often at odds with the pitfalls (feast-or-famine dynamics, wearing of all of the hats, taking all of the risks). It can feel like robbery when you put your blood, sweat, and tears into a project only to have an empty bank account as thanks. Some of this info is boilerplate, and some is from direct experience. If any of this relates to you, and you were able to get closer to your hard earned scrill because of this, I can die happy(er).
GOD SPEED AND GET PAID, GODDAMMIT!
ADDENDUM: One of the things that I didn’t emphasize enough is that doing this will be emotionally draining. Unless you are a robot or a stone cold Type A business beast, it will strain you. Make sure that you’re taking care of yourself mentally.
If you have a partner or family, make sure to take the help and support they provide and don’t turn your money issues into a personal issue with them.
Also, doing this requires energy. It will feel like a part time job, and even if there are late fees that factor into what you get paid, this will largely be unpaid labor.
Persistence is key, but I’m not going to pretend that it’s not hard or that you won’t have other obligations that make keeping up the effort difficult. I’m lucky in that my girlfriend and I have a relatively low-expense lifestyle, and no dependents, and we’re both fairly flexible because we both freelance full time, and that we had a bit of financial padding saved to weather the storm. Mileage will certainly vary.
Edit: Tumblr is weird about making links visible, so I put them in bold body font for you to find them easier.
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WT: I guess it really depends on the circumstances right? I mean, you'd basically have each mammal becoming the other, at least from the start of the film. Here you have a Judy that somehow, one way or another, the events in her life lead her up to being a con-mammal, and the same for Nick becoming a cops. On top of that, foxes come pre-established with like, several societal biases against them, where as Judy only really had her size and demeanor making her unfit for police. But...I guess let's try from the start.
Okay, so taking Nick from the point where the 'Ranger Scout' incident left him, let's say instead of feeling as though his dreams were crushed, and choosing to give up being something other than a 'just a fox', the experience makes him determined to prove them wrong. Essentially we're trading Judy's natural propensity to 'never give up' over to a young Nick. As this Nick grows, he doesn't let anything stop him. He keeps trying and eventually finds a Ranger Scout troop that accepts him despite being a fox, and from their buckles down and studies hard to make something of himself, eventually coming to the conclusion that becoming a cop would be the best use for his analytical mind and applying to the academy repeatedly until the 'mammal inclusion' initiative forces them to accept his application.
Judy on the other paw, now lacking that drive, crumbles under Gideon's continued and merciless teasing. Not to mention her parent's consistent lack of support for anything outside of farming. So now we have a young, aimless Judy who grows to resent her town, her family, and everything about bunnyburrow who eventually runs away to Zootopia at sixteen or so to escape it all. Of course, Zootopia is rough, especially for a young doe bunny who's got nothing to her name. But as fate would have it she runs into Finnick while the fox is pulling a scam, and helps him out when the fox's ploy starts to unravel by using her 'bunny charms' to diffuse the situation. After saving the fox's neck, Finnick and her start working together, with Finn being the sort of 'organizer and getaway driver' that would come to accompany Judy's being the face of their scams, as well as the eventual brains when she got skilled at it.
Now, on to the event of Zoot. Here you've got a rookie Nick looking to prove himself, much like Judy was, and of course, being placed on parking duty as Bogo doesn't trust him to handle a case. However, in order for him to meet Judy we'll have to skip a step at the very minimum in order to give the fox an excuse to tail her, as bunnies aren't naturally 'suspicious' like foxes. So let's say Nick is patrolling Sahara Square when he spots the pair, with Judy melting the 'Pawpsicle' while a Fennec dressed like a kit but acting like an adult is filling trays with the liquid.
Nick calls Judy on the deception after she sells the Pawpsicles, And Judy essentially gives him the whole 'tough luck, it's technically legal' dismissal. Of course, Nick doesn't want to let it go, as the last thing the fox enjoys is having any mammal one-up him, let alone a bunny.
As for getting the case, I imagine it's Lionheart who is more of a helping paw rather than Bellwether, as Dawn would probably be somewhat wary of helping a predator. Of course, this puts Lionheart in a catch 22 situation. In this scenario, he's proud of the 'mammal inclusion initiative', and wants to see Nick succeed which is why he vouches for him to take the case, but is also sort of gunning for Nick to be unable to solve it and expose him for hiding the infected mammals. That said, guiding Nick's paw also allows Lionheart to try and better hide his tracks, but sadly, Nick is too smart for that as the case will come to prove.
Nick uses the tax evasion gimmick to get Judy's help, the fox smugly satisfied to be sort of 'punishing' the rabbit for her crimes, and they go through most of the events in the film as they played out. Bellwether even reluctantly helps them with the traffic cameras as it's in her best interest to do so. Only this time, Nick had come to the office looking to speak to Lionheart to check the cameras, but the lion was too busy (Trying to cover his ass).
Catching Lionheart is more compelling this time around, as it sort of comes off as a betrayal. Lionheart is like 'this is the thanks I get for getting you to where you are?' when it comes to Nick. But it doesn't quite affect Nick as much as Judy was affected by Dawn as the two mammals never got as close. Nick is more so concerned that justice was served, and the fox is finally being paid his dues. However, after all that time together, the old, determined Judy begins to surface, and the rabbit begins to nag Nick about things not adding up. However, the fox is to busy basking in accolades to care for Judy's advice, and eventually snaps at her, referring to her as little more than some con artist rabbit from the boonies who to big for her britches, essentially pulling right on the old Gideon wounds.
The two separate, the city falls into chaos and Nick is now not only stressing over the growing number of holes forming in the Night Howler case, as well as the fear of contracting it himself. He's also racked with guilt for chewing Judy out, and eventually goes to seek her out to apologize.
They make up, and events play out the way they did up until Bellwether's reveal, however, it's less strong, as Nick and Bellwether weren't close. And after they bag the sheep and her cronies, Nick insists that he'd want no other partner to work with than Judy, which of course, brings us to both of them being cops.
Dumb Bunny, Sly Fox...
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Fatal Ties Ch. 6
Pairings: Baekhyun x You
Genre: Angst/Smut/Fluff | Mafia AU
Warnings: Mild Violence
Word Count: 4.1k
Description: Baekhyun gets his reward for behaving, and you get a surprise.
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The day started off well. Kyungsoo took personal leave so you didn't have to worry about your fiance trying to strangle him. Baekhyun felt assured upon hearing you'd heal within the week and followed you around silently. After ogling at the interior of your club. He'd expected it to be some grungy warehouse where idiots grind mindlessly on each other to a deafening bass like rodents in heat. Instead he was met with four floors of the excessively wealthy gambling and boozing and smoking. All within the greatest of taste, of course. A bar and casino on the first floor with lush carpets and big chairs meant for the deep pockets of the city. Without all the flash and glitter of Las Vegas where they used it to cover the dirt. The second floor was a show room. It had a stage large enough for big bands to play and a small kitchen to serve food to all the tables around. There was a singer twice a week or else it stayed serving as a normal restaurant. It was all the class and elegance of the old clubs with modern convenience. The third floor was sectioned off for smoking and leisure with its own dedicated bar. There were a few billiard tables and seating areas to match. Then to the side opposite the bar were two large rooms meant for hookah. You had banned cigars and cigarettes for their awful smell and installed vents with fans. People still managed to keep the atmosphere inside cloudy, but most of the customers who use them prefer it that way. Less visibility for their shady deals. Your runners knew those rooms very well. It was the best spot to transfer your products.
When you reached the top floor Baekhyun was surprised to find a whole home. A small kitchen and a living room. Two bedrooms and an office that mimicked the one in your manor minus the bookshelves. All modern and minimalistic. He came into the office with you. Once he thought you were alone he began his questioning, and you turned on the computer. Waiting for it to boot up.
"So every time you mentioned your club you meant, like, a membership club?"
"What an astute observation."
"Then where do you make the drugs?"
"I don't make them. Even if I did you think I'd make them here? Do you think I'm an idiot? It's outsourced."
"To who?"
"If I told you that that would defeat the purpose of it being secret."
"And what's that?"
"Impunity."
"The people you have this deal with know," he argued.
"The people who know have a great reason not to disclose any information that could trace back to me."
"To live, is that right?" You smiled and put your hands in your pockets.
"He's learning," you praised.
"But I thought you were one of the city's' top mafia leaders. If you only distribute the drugs, aren't you just a middle man?"
"It's all very clever isn't it?" A new voice cut in. A man in sweatpants, hoodie and bed-head strolled in. The bleach in his hair was fading. Making it appear more sandy than blonde. He came around you and plopped in the desk chair. Smirking like he was about to say something smart. Head tilted as he spoke to Baekhyun. "The people in their warehouses cook up the drugs, we provide means of distribution while not technically having anything to do with it, scam the rich assholes, and we get all the credit. By word of mouth anyway. Legally we have no ties. After all, what could an upstanding business owner have to do with the cartel? It's like we don't even exist." He smiled. "You must be the future hubby. Name's Greased Lightning. I live here." You rolled your eyes.
"No one calls you that. What Jongdae is trying to say," you continued. "Is you don't end up owning a private club and living in a mansion with around the clock security by peddling cocaine to junkies. There's no real profit in selling drugs on the street. If there were, more people would do it. No, that was in the old days when my father started this. Blue collar crime is where the real money lies. Tax evasion, real estate. The drugs are to satisfy the fat, bored, rich cunts that visit. It's influence and credibility. My real talent is in screwing with the books of my business."
"And hiring the best hacker in the world to hide what you do," Jongdae boasted. You smirked and glanced his way. His attention snapped to you. Sitting up to be closer.
"You are very clever. I'd call you a genius, but I'm in the room." He chuckled. Gaze sliding down to your backside. Your voice called him back to the present. Having fun with your usual harmless banter. "I've already warned you once; touch me and you lose whichever hand did it."
"What if it's not my hand?" the man teased.
"Then I'll feed you your own cock."
"A dream come true, really."
"The mafia isn't all about busting heads, Baekhyun. Despite how I make it seem sometimes."
"So how do you manage all of this? It's like five businesses in one building," your intended spoke up. Jongdae turned to the computer and started working on something.
"How does your father manage all of his hotels?"
"With a system of managers like every other hotel."
"Same principal," you shrugged. "I wouldn't get any sleep otherwise." Baekhyun nodded. Brow slightly furrowed as he finished processing everything. Jongdae tapped your leg and pointed at the monitor. Security footage of a twitchy patron rubbing just under his nose. Your smile dropped with your good mood. "Isn't it early to be doing this bullshit?" you muttered with a sigh.
"What's wrong?" Baekhyun asked. Curiosity piqued.
"Someone broke the rules~" Jongdae sing-songed ominously. Laughing afterward.
"What rules?"
"Normal club etiquette," you answered. "But the one I take the most serious is using my products on these grounds. It's too risky with all the people that come here and all the ways forensics can trace shit."
"So what'll it be this time?" the hacker asked gleefully. "Disgrace? Fines? Revoking?" You glanced at the footage again. Contemplating your options.
"I was in a good mood until now...but...family?" Jongdae pulled up his member profile and scanned through.
"An estranged sister."
"Close enough. I haven't demonstrated how grievous rule breaking is in quite some time. What do you say to opening him up balls to brains and seeing what he's made of?" Jongdae snorted. Already typing up the termination of his membership.
"Probably just sewer water and a peanut for brains."
"Think you can arrange something tonight?"
"Sure thing." Your eyes caught another name on the list of members. Some son who was the only survivor in a car crash. He wasn't too well liked, but he comes every few days to gamble on the first floor. You see him a lot. He was very respectful and kind. You pointed him out over Jongdae's shoulder.
"Him too."
"What?"
"Make sure the members know they died. They'll get the message."
"But he hasn't done anything wrong."
"Oh my sweet, sweet Jongdae," you crooned. Patting his head and tussling his already messy hair. "Haven't you learned by now? A person with no motive is a person no one suspects. If your enemies don't know who you're loyal to, or what you want, they can't predict what you'll do next."
"The police will come to question you," Baekhyun realized aloud. You held back a smile. Walking toward him. "Their first instinct will tell them they're connected murders. When they hear you had no motive for the second man they won't suspect you of the rule breakers murder either." Raising a hand, you brushed a lock of hair away from his bandage and pressed the tape down flat again that had begun peeling off. Lingering on his cheek as you lowered your hand. His skin was so soft and smooth. You briefly wondered if he was just as soft everywhere else. You suspected he was. The night before when he was practically bare you didn't notice any obvious scars, and he was always so well groomed you imagined he had more products than you.
"You learn quick for a puppy." Baekhyun's warm brown eyes crinkled at the corners. "Have a seat and keep learning, pup." So he did. He sat in a chair beside you and watched you work the rest of the morning. Filling out paperwork and making phone calls to order inventory and problem solving in-house disputes with managers. Jongdae floated in and out as he worked. Quietly concentrating. Baekhyun mostly behaved. Doing his best to stay out of your way and not talk, but it wasn't long before he grew bored. You were able to placate him by playing music. He would tap his toes on tempo and stand to stretch and pace a little. Get the restless nerves out before sitting down to watch over your shoulder again. When lunch time came you were going to order food, but he begged he go down to the kitchen himself and pick it up so he didn't feel so trapped. You allowed him and ate in your office.
Once all that was done and over you called for Chanyeol and you left the club to go to the tailor. You did promise his mother you'd have matching ties for the wedding. The owner of the shop knew you well and left you to do office work while you picked out what you liked. First was choosing a type. Past the tables of vests and cumberbuns and pants, and the walls that looked as if they were made of different suit parts of all different colors, was a podium. A small circular one with three angled mirrors much taller than any human for trying on items. In the far back of the shop were private fitting rooms, but this podium would do. You directed Baekhyun on it and went to the right. There was a large display case there from your shins to a little over your head. Just next to the check-out desk. It was a 4x15 grid of ties. All different fabrics and patterns to showcase the options available for the tailor to customize.
"Bow tie or regular?" you asked over your shoulder.
"Oh, you're letting me choose?"
"It's your wedding too."
"Well I just figured since you want me out of the way that you'd...do everything...for me..." As his reply had come out of his mouth he realized how dumb it sounded. When you glanced back at him with a raised eyebrow he averted his gaze shamefully. Holding his hands behind himself so you wouldn't see how he nervously fidgeted as much.
"I'm not your mother, and you're not a child." You picked up a plain black tie in both styles and came back to him. Standing beside him so you could hold up each in the mirror for him to see. "Do you know why I showed you how my business works?"
"It's my reward for being good at the meeting last night right? I'm spending more time with you," Baekhyun answered. Watching you in the mirror instead of the tie you held to his collar.
"Partly. If something happens to me someone needs to know how to run this place. There are a few key people who have their hands in with me that know just from experience, but they'd never want to be the boss. They know, and they know when to bail. I suspect you don't. And that's a compliment. You proved you're resilient and clever, and passionate. I need someone who won't give up on this business. I've sacrificed too much for it to get torn down the second I'm gone; with Jongdae and a few others squabbling over who gets the biggest share of money then disappearing and leaving this city to rot. Since I can't make my own heirs I'll need to teach one. I don't know if you'll be a worthy successor, but there are a lot of lessons so we have to start early. Whether I trust you or not. Think of it as a test. And who knows, maybe I'll decide you're too weak and toss you out in the garbage. We'll have to see."
"Regular," Baekhyun told you resolutely. It was almost too easy to control him. Give him one tiny taste of a treat and he heels like a show dog. It would be a piece of cake keeping him in line. He might even grow into a fighting dog one day. You smiled and put away the ties. Searching for a nice cool color on a regular tie. Something solid. Patterns would be too loud; especially against your white tuxedo. The man behind you spoke up again, but quieter this time. Almost afraid. "Does this mean you'll have me...kill people?"
"If it comes to that," you answered. Nonchalant about the whole affair.
"You've...done it...a lot?" You plucked a navy swatch and a teal tie and turned around. Standing beside him.
"I've done what's necessary to protect my business and my people. Does that frighten you, pup?" You looked at his reflection while he looked at you. Thinking. Measuring. You held the options to his chest and shook your head. Too dark and too green. You put them back. Searching the display case again. You still felt his stare on you however. Maybe you were wrong about him, you sighed internally. Maybe he was too delicate after all. If he couldn't make the hard decisions then you were all fucked. He needed to understand that this job would drag him into hell and back. You picked a lighter blue tie and explained as you walked onto the podium with him. "We're all villains in this line of work. You have to be a certain breed of morally deprived to do this job." You wrapped the cloth around his neck. Tucking it under his collar then beginning to tie it. Speaking low and slow. "If I have any soul left it's black as the deepest sin. There's no redemption for all the horrors I've done. You should keep that in mind when you find you're deluding yourself into thinking you like me. I'm not a good person." Before you pulled the tie through the final loop your eyes flickered up to meet his. His expression wasn't wary or afraid like you thought though. Instead his dark brown eyes were hot on yours and you had to keep the surprise from showing on your face. The deep understanding in his gaze--the desire--strangled your heart in your chest.
"There are plenty worse than you." His voice was soft but firm. Telling you the comfort to the words was genuine. That's when you remembered his family. Since his mother married his step-dad he's had to live with monsters and demons. Submit to them. Do their bidding. From his perspective being given away to you like he was another piece of their merchandise must have been a small saving grace. This man has witnessed some of the lowest wrungs humans are capable of reaching. All while staying so soft. Of course he wasn't afraid of you. He was stronger than you might ever know. It was a matter of bringing that forward and honing it for your legacy's benefit. You licked your lips and pulled the fabric. Finishing the knot that makes a tie and tightening it to fit properly.
"I'm just using you for this contract," you shook off. Downplaying all you'd showed and told him about that day. Hand smoothing the tie. You still couldn't be sure he wasn't working for his family like he admitted to the night before. He said he couldn't be their informant. He backed that up with actions, but a man who betrays his family so easily can't be trusted. He needed to believe what you did today was unimportant. There was no need to tell his family what happened if it was unimportant. "You're nothing but a business asset that I can play with however I please in my free time."
"Then use me." Your movements slowed at hearing this. Palm halting on the center of his chest. "Use me like a toy." Suddenly you were acutely aware of how close you were to Baekhyun. Feeling your face warm at the unsaid implications. If he just put his head forward a bit he could kiss you. In another life maybe you would let him. Maybe if you weren't the boss and he wasn't their puppet you would stumble into one of the private changing rooms. Maybe you'd get lost in each other as he fucked you on the floor until you had carpet burn all down your back and stars behind your eyes. Maybe even a tiny part of you wished for that. But he didn't kiss you, and you didn't kiss him. You straightened his collar over the tie, grabbed the knot at the base of his throat, pulled him slowly close enough to see the variations in his irises, and warned him.
"It's easy to break pretty things." You saw the corner of his mouth twitch up in amusement.
"You think I'm pretty?"
"You think I'm blind?" Releasing him to create space, Baekhyun grinned warmly. You put your hands in your pockets. Admiring his final look. Your assumption was correct for color choice. Blue looked striking on him. It made his dark hair stand out more and created an almost glow to his skin. He looked like a prince charming type. Ready to drink beside you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear at your wedding reception. Ready to sell the lie that you were in love.
"I'll do it."
"Do what?"
"Anything you want. Be your heir, your pet puppy, your sham trophy husband, your spy. Hell, I'll be your damn mailman if you want me to. I just want one thing in return."
"Seems overly generous. Must be something big." He reached out and took your chin gently. Making sure you wouldn't look away.
"I'm not your enemy. I don't have hidden agendas to overthrow or kill you. This isn't a game where you find out what I want to 'defeat' me. When we're married I'll be yours...and you'll be mine."
"You'll be mine..." you pondered aloud. His fingers shifted. Ghosting up your cheek. The touch was so tender you had to hold your breath to prevent it from faltering. To stop him from seeing you were affected. That you wanted his hand to stay. "I like that." He nodded.
"And you'll be mine." You hummed and smiled. He mimicked you. A small twinkle of hope in his eyes.
"We'll see about that." Surprisingly he didn't back down, and it wasn't in a way you could've predicted. He let you go. Leaving you colder than before, but his words were promising. Threatening almost. Teasing at something darker in his character. Something that made your knees weaker.
"You will."
"So," you spoke slowly. Brain coming out from a strange fog you hadn't realized was there. Thoughts coming straighter again. "How do you like this tie?" He loosened it so you thought he was going to disagree with your choice. Instead he took it and draped it over your head. Then he turned you around to face the mirrors. Reaching around you to tighten the knot. You weren't wearing the proper shirt for a tie so he did his best. Straightening the end then resting his hands on your shoulders. Sliding down a bit to your biceps and squeezing gently. His breath on your ear.
"It'll be amazing and beautiful. Like you, boss. We'll look divine side by side. The whole world will stop for us." You were tensed. Feeling the edges of a shiver at the nape of your neck and sides. Baekhyun admired you in the mirror. The tape on his bandage peeling off his head again. You had the inexplicable urge to tilt your own and reach back to touch his face. Guide his mouth to your neck. To feel his lips on your skin. He would, if you told him to. He'd completely ravage you until you could barely speak. Unquestionably. Baekhyun would do anything you ordered him to. That was what stayed your hand and kept your neck stiff. Walking off the podium and un-doing the knot while you called for the owner. Baekhyun was too broken in, and at the moment you were still too broken. Hateful at how you were forbidden from sexual activities until you recovered from Kyungsoo's...lapse in clarity.
Once the owner came out and the matching ties were paid for you were back in the car with Chanyeol driving you home. Whatever music he had picked out humming quietly on the stereo. Baekhyun beside you in the back seat. You could tell he was thinking over something carefully. So you waited for him to come forward with it while watching the city skyscrapers disappear. Replaced with winding roads and suburban housing. Grocery stores and gas stations that had fast food places attached. Taking your regular route through construction areas that never seemed to get done and a less than nice neighborhood.
"Will you train me to fight?" There it was. You took your attention off the road where you were watching the potholes you drive by almost every day get bigger and deeper. Looking over at Baekhyun.
"What?"
"I want to prove I'm loyal to you now. So I should learn how to shoot a gun, right? And fist fighting? Like self defense?"
"You should, but I don't have the time. I'll have one of my guards train you."
"But I want to learn from you. Maybe just, like, joining you for your morning workout?"
"You mean beating you up instead of that sandbag? Your father would never sign if he saw you covered in bruises."
"I can take it," he assured. "Just don't hit anywhere visible like my face. I learn fast anyway. I doubt you'll get that many hits on me."
"You didn't look that tough last night in your underwear," you scoffed.
"I am," Baekhyun argued. "I'm the toughest of my brothers. I can prove it. Teach me."
"The toughest of your brothers but you haven't ever shot a--" You were interrupted by a concussive noise and a dull crack. Baekhyun jumped in his seat. You knew the sound of a gun and immediately became alert. Whipping your head to the side to see your window.
There was a decent crater of white on the top left side where the bulletproof window caught the impact of a bullet. Outer rings of cracks circling the main area where it hit and spread into smaller ones that stretched the whole window. Making it hard to see out of properly. Layers of glass and plastic protecting you. It was lucky. The body of the car wasn't bulletproof. You looked behind you and saw an older car pulling out onto the road from one of the driveways. Most likely stolen from the owners of the home. This wasn't any misfired street scuffle. The gunshot was their queue to engage.
"It's an ambush!" you called out to Chanyeol. Unbuckling so you could twist around, raise a knee onto the seat and pull your gun from its holster in one swift movement. Now fully facing the back.
"Shit!" Chanyeol cursed in frustration and slight panic. The car jerked as he stomped on the gas pedal. Putting distance between you and the other car as best as he could. "Hold on! I'll lose 'em!" An arm reached out from the car tailing you. Another gunshot rang in the air and you heard the metals hollow screech as it connected with the bumper. Chanyeol turned roughly to a side street, and you had to catch yourself from toppling into Baekhyun. You only had a few seconds to think of what to do before they rounded the corner with you. So you looked at Baekhyun. Delicate, soft Baekhyun whose eyes were wider than you'd ever seen staring right back at you. Lips slightly parted, chest heaving with shallow breaths. Frozen in shock.
"Put your legs on the seat and get down," you commanded. Out of the corner of your eye you saw the car turn the corner. The people in this car needed protecting. That's all you could think. Chanyeol and Baekhyun needed to stay safe. Adrenaline rising with your impatience at not being listened to. It was take action or die in these situations. There was no freezing up like a scared animal. So you shoved Baekhyun's shoulder with your free hand. Bunching the fabric with no finesse and pulling hard. Glaring at him with all the fire you could muster. "Get down or I'll put you down!"
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The Guide
The definitive run-down on staying safe while filling the chop bowl, written for my sisters everywhere who just want to get cooked.
The following is a composite of general wisdom, links to information that you will find helpful as well as guides to installing and using encrypted communication applications so we can all safely get crooked. This is just a general guide however, common sense and trusting your gut will always trump my anecdotal advice. The technical aspect is apt, I have a student loan that proves I’m somewhat competent.
First and foremost, with the advent of it being publicly known that most if not all of the Vegetable Australia groups have been compromised, a lot of the availability is gone. Scammers have successfully exploited this gap and now I have heard stories from multiple women who have been ripped off blind. This really gets my panties in a fucking knot so I stole most of this guide and rewrote it with a woman’s touch.
The critical advice I give to all of you girls, is know your state laws regarding drug use and possession.
This is a very simple and easy to understand page outlining the laws in New South Wales. Searching google will result in similar pages for the other states. Knowing your rights is exceptionally important, regardless of if you’re up to mischief or not.
If you’re an inexperienced user, the Psychonaut Wiki has a brilliant page on just about everything you need to know. Ranging from usage, effects as well as medication interactions.
Another page that offers plenty of information, secondary to the first I have linked is the Erowid General Page. The first page I linked is essential knowledge, the second is additional homework. Learn your stuff ladies.
Further Reading
When you’re buying a name brand, use this resource to verify it’s what they say it is. You can quite literally shut down someone by sending them a picture verses picture comparison. Don’t get ripped off because someone called it something fancy.
One of the best things you can do is learn about a concept called operation security, or OpSec for short. Keeping yourself and your data safe is crucial to keeping yourself out of a courtroom. This pages outlines a very in-depth analysis of operational security.
On top of this, most people aren’t aware of how much personal information they give away publicly and the implications of such. More often than not, people use the same password for everything too; this is horrible from a security standpoint. Learn about passwords here.
Want more of an in-depth look at what encryption is and how it works? This page should tell you everything you want to know about the actual tech behind these applications as well as it’s limitations and legality.
What’s a VPN and do I need one is something I get asked a lot, familiarise yourself with this page and decide based off that. Make sure you read reviews and are aware of privacy laws in your state.
Read this page about being a decent buyer or buy the book and read the whole thing then give it to your friends. I don’t make anything from this and I’m not affiliated at all, I just abide by these myself as best I can. Your parents probably knew or followed most of these themselves and the whole thing is free and worth reading while you’re couch-bound.
An Introduction
Now, before we jump in, I’d like to mention that the trade has changed dramatically in the last twenty years. Users today have little if any respect and widespread availability has lead to very little loyalty. I have seen people threaten dealers despite the fact it’s an admission of being complicit to a drug deal. I have watched Facebook groups be infiltrated by boys playing the big man and within the week it’s completely trash.
Follow these general pieces of advice and you should be well on your way to picking up something delicious with relative ease and heightened security.
The Golden Rules
The number one rule when buying from anyone you meet online is to only pay with cold hard cash. Real sellers only take cash and don’t want to leave an electronic paper-trail. Anyone who tells you it can be traced is probably trying to scam you.
Most scammers are easy to spot if you use logic. Generally all of them run advertisements showing that they sell essentially anything you could ask for. Stick with the sellers who only sell weed, it’s just generally safer. Scammers will ask you to prepay with a cash transfer or a gift card of some sort, usually bought from a convenience stores. This is an obvious tell.
Do not buy any of the gift cards or Steam cards and under no circumstances should you give them any serial numbers or receipt numbers. Countless people have been ripped off using these various methods and they are getting exceptional intricate and talented at lifting coin.
Try to avoid Craigslist, as it is full of scammers operating from other countries. Sometimes you might have some luck but I am sceptical at best.
Making Contact Safely
Most sellers with half a brain can be contacted through a free app known as Wickr Me, which is available from Google Play or iTunes. We generally don’t use anything else, if you’re seeing Kik, or WhatsApp I would be wary.
If configured correctly any and all of your messages sent through Wickr will self destruct after being read and are encrypted between devices. The application will also block screenshots if you’ve asked it to, and it will warn you if an app is recording or using an overlay on your device.
If the seller tells you that they want anything other than cash or anything similar, don’t bother with them at all. There is a one-hundred percent chance you end up with your cash gone and a packet of batteries.
Meeting Places and General Safety
Make sure to meet in a place you feel safe, preemptively plan locations and trial-run them to see how you fair. It is important to maintain an element of control but to be flexible in case your friend has requirements of their own. Someone asking for very specific places that you can’t establish as safe probably is going to knock you over.
Most people are genuine, but there are a few out there ready to steal your money. Don’t inherently trust someone because they’re a stoner. If you knew how many consoles I’ve been offered.
Make sure you can physically see and confirm what you’re buying before you hand over any cash at all. The seller won’t hand you product worth money until he’s been paid as per his requirement in this deal, so make sure to ask the seller to bring it in a clear bag or container, so you can see what you’re getting. This is common sense and any dealer will generally comply.
Ask to meet in a public place when you first meet someone, you’re both humans and there is nothing illegal about getting a coffee before going for a drive together.
Don’t meet them in an alley or a dark, deserted area. You’re asking for trouble. In some of these situations it’s unavoidable, if you have to; make sure you bring someone or better, multiple people.
If you don’t like the look of the person you are meeting, don’t let them get into your car and do not get into their car. If you don’t like someone’s house or you feel you’re being boxed into a kill-zone. Leave immediately. It’s not worth it.
Don’t make a large purchase the first time you meet if you’re a little bit scared. Try to buy a small amount like a fifty or a quarter, and then if you feel comfortable with the seller, increase your purchase size. Remember that it would be better to get busted for a stick than an ounce.
So, Are they Legitimate?
Asking for photos of product before you purchase is basically necessary. You’re going to determine based off this part of the interaction if they’re indeed genuine and legit.
Anyone who offers detailed close-ups, as well as pictures on a scale with the weight clearly visible or even with a timestamp is showing a certain level of tact and professionalism from the get-go.
Someone who speaks proper English and uses correct grammar is inherently going to seem more professional than someone who doesn’t finish sentences with a period. Be aware of this when you deal with someone, their vernacular will reveal a lot about their socio-economic situation and how they interact with others.
A phone call, that you record is a good way to avoid officers of the law as well as establish some repour between yourself and the dealer.
Don’t bother pissing around with Bitcoin, it’s not worth the effort, time or loss of finances you’ll experience. Unless you know what you’re doing, stay off Tor.
Dealers have lives too, don’t expect an answer right away or at all. You’re not entitled to one, however most sellers want your money too so generally it’s not a problem. Remember that they’re doing you a favour, treat them and the exchange as such.
Here’s an example of some legitimate looking photos:
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Figure 1. Here, the dealer is showing a weight as well as a current timestamp with their Wickr address. I have very little reason to doubt someone at face value when it’s this tier of service.
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Figure 2. This is the average level I expect someone to be up to, if there’s a weight and a clear photo; I have a relative element of trust in the dealer. This should be what you look for at a minimum.
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Figure 3. Closeups also help you verify the strain and that it’s not a scam. Asking for these while you see pictures of a scale is a good way to weed out scammers who claim_ it’s already bagged and sealed_.
Purchase Quality and General Pricing
Prices everywhere will vary from seller to seller and often are based around socio-economic demographics too. The richer the area, the higher the markup. Nicer suburbs usually dictate nicer quality but it is not absolute. Expect that some groups of people are simply going to get ripped off, purely because they’re completely oblivious.
The better the quality, the more you will pay. I shouldn’t need to explain this. However, make sure you’re certain when you pay more.
Weed is illegal, so is not regulated or tested for pesticides or mould like you get with something from Coles. Be careful of what you are smoking. If it doesn’t look right, throw it out. Dying to get high is a literal term.
Prices usually go up when there is a drought on, which tends to happen from around the end of the year up until the Australian outdoor harvest in March. Christmas prices are hell, I suggest highly that you stock up to save yourself from exorbitant prices. On the flipside, this is entirely reasonable; dealers have lives too and the Christmas period is a total jerk to everyone. Be mindful.
Below is a fairly comprehensive pricing guide for strains ranging from home-grown bush to hydroponic fruit:
Gram – $15-$25
Eighth (3.5g) – $45-$70
Quarter (7g) – $80-$120
Half (14g) – $140-$220
Ounce (28g) – $240-$400
These prices are usually for pick up, which you will need to factor in your own transport for obviously. If you want delivery, it’s reasonable that you should expect to pay an extra amount. Check Uber for an estimate regarding fuel if they’re asking for an odd amount. It may be cheaper and safer for you to use public transport discretely, but an Uber is always paramount to safety assuming you’re not carrying irresponsibly.
Installing, Configuring and General Wickr Advice
This is a quick throw-together I wrote showing how you can install Wickr on your laptop. Having someone message you on Wickr at an inopurtune time can really tie you in a knot and ultimately it’s safer not having evidence just laying around on your phone. However, it is a necessary evil the majority of the time. Because of this, it is critically important that you configure your Wickr correctly.
Installing Wickr on Windows
Following these screenshots should be self-evident. You should have absolutely no issues with It on a laptop. Simply download the current executable and follow the installer. At the end, it will launch. You can now create an account.
Step 1. Download the latest executable and run it.
Step 2. You’ll be prompted with this screen. Click Next.
Step 3. Choose wherever you want to install the program.
Step 4. Go ahead and install the application.
Step 5. It will take a few moments to minutes depending on your computer.
Step 6. You’re all set. Click to Finish to launch and you’re done.
Step 7. Now the application will open. Either login to your existing mobile account, which will not sync conversations so I suggest you install both the portable and desktop application at the same time. You can now configure Wickr properly.
Installing Wickr on an Android/iPhone
Notice: You should be competent at installing applications on your mobile device by this point. Simply follow the process on your chosen platform’s app store and you will be prompted with a similar screen and a similar configuration process.
Configuring Wickr on Any Platform
The first of the two steps we need to take to ensure our conversations remain private is to set a Burn-on-Read timer, which once our contact has opened and read the message, our message is set to delete itself off both devices within a set time frame. In this case, thirty minutes is our timer until it will delete itself. To configure this on any platform, simply click the fire icon.
Figure 1. The Burn-on-Read timer function.
Secondly, we need to set an expiry date so that if our messages don’t get opened, they will still delete themselves off both devices in the conversation. To do this, follow the same process as before and click the clock icon.
Figure 2. The expiration time function.
This process should be fairly self-evident no matter what you’re using. Google it if you run into problems. Never send messages before you’ve configured yourself.
With all this in mind, stay safe girls. None of us want to see a sister get hurt or scammed. Share this site around with your friends. The more of us who are in the know, the fewer of us end up getting burnt.
If I missed anything, or you have something to add please let me know. Lots of love, you can catch me fluttering around on my Wickr: candyfairy.
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Upcoming Must-See Movies in 2021
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It’s 2021. Finally. If you’re reading this, it means you’ve hopefully gotten through the wreckage of last year unscathed and are ready for a brighter future. And if you’re also a movie lover, this certainly includes a trip (or 20) back to the cinemas.
Sure, theaters were technically open in some places last fall, but the moviegoing season has largely remained dormant since March 2020. Yet given good news about vaccines starting to become available, and an absolutely stacked 2021 movie release calendar, we have reasons to be cautiously optimistic.
Indeed, 2021 promises many of the most anticipated films from last year, plus new surprises. From the superhero variety like Black Widow to the art house with Wes Anderson’s The French Dispatch, 2021 could be a much needed respite. So below is just a sampling of what to expect from the year to come…
The Little Things
January 29
One of the year’s earliest high profile releases is also the first of WB’s film slate on HBO Max. The Little Things is a serial killer thriller in the old school mold. It also boasts a brutally talented cast that includes Denzel Washington and Rami Malek as the detectives, and Jared Leto as the killer. As the latest movie from John Lee Hancock (The Founder, The Alamo), this looks like the type of star-led seediness that used to dominate the multiplex.
Maclolm and Marie
February 5
Assassination Nation writer-director Sam Levinson returns for a decidedly stripped down and intimate character study about two people on the threshold of their lives changing–and perhaps splitting apart. With Zendaya and John David Washington in roles unlike anything we’ve seen the pair in before, they play a couple returning home after the premiere of Malcolm’s (Washington) first movie. He’s on the cusp of life-changing success as a director, but when confronted by Marie about past secrets and hard truths… the night takes a turn.
Judas and the Black Messiah
February 12
It’s kind of hard to wrap one’s head around the annual “Oscar race” in a year when little trophies don’t seem so damn important, but Warner Bros. feels strongly enough about this movie that it’s getting it into theaters and on HBO Max right in the thick of the pandemic-delayed awards season. And judging by the marketing, it’s bringing heat with it.
Shaka King directs and co-writes the story of Fred Hampton (Daniel Kaluuya), who became the chairman of the Illinois chapter of the Black Panther Party in the late 1960s and was murdered in cold blood by police in 1969. LaKeith Stanfield plays William O’Neal, a petty criminal who agreed to help the FBI take Hampton down. This promises to be incendiary, relevant material — and it’s almost here.
Minari
February 12
Lee Isaac Chung directs Steven Yeun–now fully shaking off his years as Glenn on The Walking Dead–in this semi-autobiographical film about a South Korean family struggling to settle down in rural America in the 1980s. Premiering nearly a year ago at the Sundance Film Festival, where it won both the U.S. Dramatic Grand Jury Prize and the U.S. Dramatic Audience Award, Minari had a quick one-week virtual release in December, with a number of critics placing it on their Top 10 lists for 2020.
Its story of immigration and assimilation currently has a perfect 100 percent score on Rotten Tomatoes, with critics lauding its heart, grace, and sensitivity. A few of ours also considered it among 2020’s best.
Nomadland
February 19
Utilizing both actors and real people, director Chloé Zhao (The Rider, Marvel’s upcoming Eternals) chronicles the lives of America’s “forgotten people” as they travel the West searching for work, companionship and community. A brilliant Frances McDormand stars as Fern, a woman in her mid-60s who lost her husband, her house, and her entire previous existence when her town literally vanished following the closure of its sole factory.
Zhao’s film quietly flows from despair to optimism and back to despair again, the hardscrabble lives of its itinerant cast (many of them actual nomads) foregrounded against often stunning–if lonely–vistas of the vast, empty American countryside.
I Care a Lot
February 19
A solid cast, led by Rosamund Pike, Peter Dinklage, Chris Messina, and Dianne Wiest, star in this satirical crime drama from director J. Blakeson (The Disappearance of Alice Creed). Pike plays Marla, a con artist whose scam is getting herself named legal guardian of her elderly marks and then draining their assets while sticking them in nursing homes. She’s ruthless and efficient at it, until she meets a woman (Wiest) whose ties to a crime boss (Dinklage) may prove too much of a challenge for the wily Marla. It was one of our favorites out of Toronto last year.
The Father
February 26
Anthony Hopkins gives a mesmerizing, and deeply tragic, performance as Anthony, an elderly British man whose descent into dementia is reflected by the film itself, which plays with time, setting, and continuity until both Anthony and the viewer can no longer tell what is real and what is not. Olivia Colman is equally moving as his daughter, who wants to get on with her own life even as she watches her father’s disintegrate in front of her.
We saw The Father last year at the AFI Fest and it ended up being a favorite of 2020; Hopkins is unforgettable in this bracing, heartbreaking work, which is stunningly adapted by first-time director Florian Zeller from his own award-winning play.
Chaos Walking
March 5
This constantly postponed sci-fi project has become one of those “we’ll believe it when we see it” films until it actually comes out. Shot nearly three and a half years ago by director Doug Liman, Chaos Walking has undergone extensive reshoots and was at one point reportedly deemed unreleasable.
Based on the book The Knife of Letting Go, it places Tom Holland (Spider-Man: Far From Home) and Daisy Ridley (The Rise of Skywalker) on a distant planet where Ridley, the only woman, can hear the thoughts of all the men due to a mysterious force called the Noise.
Raya and the Last Dragon
March 5
Longtime Walt Disney Animation Studios head of story, Paul Briggs (Frozen), will make his directorial debut on this original Disney animated fantasy, which draws upon Eastern traditions to tell the tale of a young warrior who goes searching for the world’s last dragon in the mysterious land of Kumandra. Cassie Steele will voice Raya while Awkwafina (The Farewell) will portray Sisu the dragon.
Disney Animation has been nearly invincible in recent years with other hits like Moana and Zootopia, so watch for this one to be another major hit for the Mouse.
Coming 2 America
March 5
The notion of whether nostalgia-based properties are still viable has cropped up repeatedly in the last few years. However, streaming, which is where Coming 2 America finds itself headed post-COVID, makes golden oldies much safer. This sequel—based on a 32-year-old comedy that was one of Eddie Murphy’s most financially successful hits—sees Murphy back as Prince Akeem, of course, along with Arsenio Hall returning as his loyal friend Semmi.
The plot revolves around Akeem’s discovery, just as he is about to be crowned king, that he has a long-lost son living in the States (we’re not sure how that happened, but let’s just go with it). That, of course, necessitates another visit to our shores—that is, if Akeem and Semmi presumably don’t get stopped at the border. The film reunites Murphy with Dolemite is My Name director Craig Brewer, so perhaps they can make some cutting-edge social comedy out of this?
The King’s Man
March 12
This might be a weird thing to say: but has World War I ever seemed so stylish? It is with Matthew Vaughn at the helm.
An origin story of sorts for the organization that gave us Colin Firth and the umbrella, The King’s Man is a father and son yarn where Ralph Fiennes’ Duke of Oxford is reluctant about his son Conrad (Harris Dickinson) joining the war effort. But they’ll both be up to it as the Duke launches an intelligence gathering agency independent from any government. It also includes Gemma Arterton, Matthew Goode, and Aaron Taylor-Johnson as charter members.
Oh, and did we mention they fight Rasputin?
Godzilla vs. Kong
March 26
Here we are, at last at the big punch up between Godzilla and King Kong. They both wear a crown, but in the film that Warner Bros. and Legendary Pictures have been building toward since 2014, only one can walk away with the title of the king of all the monsters.
Admittedly, not everyone loved the last American Godzilla movie, Godzilla: King of the Monsters, but we sure did. Still, Godzilla vs. Kong should be a different animal with Adam Wingard (You’re Next, The Guest) taking over directorial duties. It also has a stacked cast with some familiar faces (Kyle Chandler, Millie Bobby Brown, and Ziyi Zhang) and plenty of new ones (Alexander Skarsgård, Eiza González, Danai Gurira, Lance Reddick, and more).
It’ll probably be better than the original, right? And hey with its HBO Max rollout, questions of a poor box office run sure are conveniently mooted!
No Time to Die
April 2
Nothing lasts forever, and the Daniel Craig era of James Bond is coming to an end… hopefully in 2021. In fact, delays notwithstanding, it’s a bit of a surprise Craig is getting an official swan song with this movie after the star said he’d rather “slash his wrists” before doing another one. Well, we’re glad he didn’t, just as we’re hopeful for his final installment in the tuxedo.
Director Cary Joji Fukunaga is a newcomer to the franchise, but that might be a good thing after how tired Spectre felt, and Fukunaga has done sterling work in the past on True Detective and Maniac. He also looks to bring the curtain down on the whole Craig oeuvre by picking up on the last movie’s lingering threads, such as 007 driving off into the sunset with Léa Seydoux’s Madeleine Swann, while introducing new ones that include Rami Malek as Bond villain Safin and Ana de Armas as new Bond girl Paloma. Yay for the Knives Out reunion!
Mortal Kombat
April 16
Not to be deterred by the relative failure of Sony’s Monster Hunter in theaters at the tail end of 2020, Warner Bros. is giving this venerable video game franchise another shot at live-action cinematic glory after two previous tries in the 1990s. Director Simon McQuoid makes his feature debut while the script comes from Dave Callaham (Wonder Woman 1984, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings) and the cast includes a number of actors you’ve seen in other films but can’t quite place.
The plot? Who knows! But we’re guessing it will feature gods, demons, and warriors battling for control of the 18 realms in various fighting tournaments. What else do you want?
A Quiet Place Part II
April 23
The sequel to one of 2018’s biggest surprises, A Quiet Place Part II comes with major expectations. And few may hold it to a higher standard than writer-director John Krasinski. Despite (spoiler) the death of his character in the first film, Krasinski returns behind the camera for the sequel after saying he wouldn’t. The story he came up with apparently was too good to pass up.
The film again stars Emily Blunt as the often silenced mother of a vulnerable family, which includes son Marcus (Noah Jupe) and deaf daughter Regan (Millicent Simmonds). However, now that they know how to kill the eagle-eared alien monsters who’ve taken over their planet, the cast has grown to include Cillian Murphy and Djimon Hounsou. While the film has been delayed due to the coronavirus outbreak, trust us that it’ll be worth the wait. Is it finally time for… resistance?
Last Night in Soho
April 23
Fresh off the success of 2017’s Baby Driver (his biggest commercial hit to date), iconoclastic British director Edgar Wright returns with what is described as a psychological and possibly time-bending horror thriller set in London. Whether this features Wright’s trademark self-aware humor remains to be seen, but since the film is said to be inspired by dread-inducing genre classics like Repulsion and Don’t Look Now, he might be going for a different effect this time.
The cast, of course, is outstanding: upstarts Anya Taylor-Joy (Queen’s Gambit) and Thomasin McKenzie (Jojo Rabbit) will face off with Matt Smith (Doctor Who), and British legends Diana Rigg and Terence Stamp. And the truth is we’re never going to miss one of Wright’s movies. Taylor-Joy talked to us here about finding her 1960s lounge singer voice for the film.
Black Widow
May 7
Some would charitably say it arrives a decade late, but Black Widow is finally getting her own movie. This is fairly remarkable considering she became street pizza in Avengers: Endgame, but this movie fits snugly between the events of Captain America: Civil War and Avengers: Infinity War. It also promises to be the most pared down Marvel Studios movie since 2014’s Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and that’s a good thing.
In the film, Scarlett Johansson’s Natasha Romanoff is on the run after burning her bridges with the U.S. government and UN. This brings her back to the spy games she thought she’d escaped from her youth, and back in the orbit of her “sister” Yelena (Florence Pugh). Old wounds are ripped open, old Soviet foes, including David Harbour as the Red Guardian and Rachel Weisz as Nat and Yelena’s girlhood instructor, are revealed, and many a fight sequence with minimal CGI will be executed.
How’s that for a real start to Phase 4? Of course that’s still assuming this comes out before The Eternals after it was delayed, again, due to the coronavirus pandemic.
Spiral
May 21
Chris Rock has co-written the story for a new take on the Saw franchise. Never thought we’d write those words! The fact that it also stars Rock, as well as Samuel L. Jackson, is likewise head-turning. It looks like they’re going for legitimate horror with Darren Lynn Bousman attached to direct after helming three of the Saw sequels, and its grisly pre-COVID trailer from last year.
Hopefully this will be better than most of the franchise that came before, and given the heavily David Fincher-influenced tone of the first trailer, we’re willing to cross our fingers and play this game.
Free Guy
May 21
What would you do if you discovered that you were just a background character in an open world video game—and that the game was soon about to go offline? That’s the premise of this existential sci-fi comedy from director Shawn Levy, best known for the Night at the Museum series and as an executive producer and director on Stranger Things. Ryan Reynolds stars as Guy, a bank teller who discovers that his life is not what he thought it was, and in fact isn’t even real—or is it? We’ve seen a preview of footage, so we’d suggest you think Truman Show, if Truman was trapped in Grand Theft Auto.
F9
May 28
Just when you thought this never-say-die franchise had shown us everything it could possibly dream up, it ups the stakes one more time: the ninth entry in the Fast and Furious saga (excluding 2019’s Hobbs and Shaw) will reportedly take Dom Toretto (Vin Diesel) and his cohorts into space as they battle Dom’s long-lost brother Jakob (John Cena, making a long-overdue debut in this series). Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, Jordana Brewster, Helen Mirren, and Charlize Theron all also return, as does director Justin Lin, who took a two-film break from his signature series. Expect to see the required physics-defying stunts, logic-defying action and even more talk about “family” than usual.
Cruella
May 28
Since Disney has already made an animated 101 Dalmatians in 1961 and a live-action remake in 1996, it is apparently time to tell the story again Maleficent-style. Hence we now focus on the viewpoint of iconic villainess Cruella de Vil, played this time by Emma Stone. She’s joined in the movie by Emma Thompson, Paul Walter Hauser, and Mark Strong, with direction handled by Craig Gillespie (sort of a step down from 2017’s I, Tonya, if you ask us).
The story has been updated to the 1970s, but Cruella–now a fashion designer–still covets the fur of dogs for her creations. This is a Mouse House joint, so don’t expect it to get too dark, and don’t be completely surprised if it ends up as a premium on Disney+ in lieu of its already delayed theatrical release.
Infinite
May 28
This sci-fi yarn from director Antoine Fuqua (The Equalizer) stars Mark Wahlberg as a man experiencing what he thinks are hallucinations, but which turn out to be memories from past lives. He soon learns that there is a secret society of people just like him, except that they have total recall of their past identities and have acted to change the course of history throughout the centuries.
Based on the novel The Reincarnationist Papers by D. Eric Maikranz, this was originally a post-Marvel vehicle for Chris Evans. He dropped out, and the combination of Fuqua and Wahlberg hints at something more action-oriented than the rather cerebral premise suggests. The film also stars Sophie Cookson, Chiwetel Ejiofor, and Dylan O’Brien.
The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It
June 4
James Wan is already directing a new horror film this year so he’s stepping away from the directorial duties on the third film based on the paranormal investigations of Ed and Lorraine Warren (Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga). That task has fallen to Michael Chaves (The Curse of La Llorona), so expect plenty of the same Wan Universe touches: heavy atmosphere, superb use of sound, and shocking, eerie visuals.
Details are scarce, but the plot—like the other two Conjuring films—is taken from the true-life case of a man who went on trial for murder and said as his defense that he was possessed by a demon when he committed his crimes. That’s all we know for now, except that, intriguingly, Mitchell Hoog and Megan Ashley Brown have been cast as younger versions of the Warrens.
Ghostbusters: Afterlife
June 11
With the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot criticized (fairly) for its lack of imagination and castigated (unfairly as hell) for its all-female ghost-hunting crew, director Jason Reitman–finally cashing in on the family name by returning to the brand his dad Ivan directed to glory in 1984–has crafted a direct sequel to the original films.
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Set 30 years later, Afterlife follows a family who move to a small town only to discover that they have a long-secret connection to the OG Ghostbusters. Carrie Coon (The Leftovers), Finn Wolfhard (Stranger Things) and Paul Rudd (Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania) star alongside charter cast members Dan Aykroyd, Ernie Hudson, Sigourney Weaver, Annie Potts, and, yes, Bill Murray.
In the Heights
June 18
Lin-Manuel Miranda’s first Broadway hit musical gets the big screen treatment (by way of HBO Max) from director Jon M. Chu (Crazy Rich Asians). Set in Washington Heights over the course of a three-day heat wave, the plot and ensemble cast carry echoes of both Rent and Do the Right Thing. While a success on the stage—if not quite the cultural phenomenon that Miranda’s next show, Hamilton—it remains to be seen whether In the Heights can strike a chord with streaming audiences.
Luca
June 18
Continuing its current run of all-new, non-sequel original films started in 2020 with Onward and Soul, Pixar will unveil Luca this summer. Directed by Enrico Casarosa–making his feature debut after 18 years with the animation powerhouse–the film tells the story of a friendship between a human being and a sea monster (disguised as another human child) on the Italian Riviera. That’s about all we have on it for now, except that the cast includes Drake Bell and John Ratzenberger.
Pixar’s recent track record has included masterpieces like Inside Out, solid sequels like Toy Story 4, and shakier propositions like The Incredibles 2, but we don’t have any indication yet of what to expect from Luca.
Venom: Let There Be Carnage
June 25
Can anyone honestly say that 2018’s Venom was a “good” movie? A batshit insane movie, yes, and perhaps even an entertaining one in its own nutty way, but good or not, it made nearly a billion bucks at the box office so here we are.
Tom Hardy will return to peel more scenery down with his teeth as both Eddie Brock and his fanged, towering alien symbiote while Woody Harrelson will fulfill his destiny and play Cletus Kasady, aka Carnage, the perfected hybrid of psychopathic serial killer and red pile of vicious alien goo. Let the carnage begin!
Top Gun: Maverick
July 2
It’s been 34 years since Tom Cruise first soared through the skies as hotshot pilot Pete “Maverick” Mitchell, and he’ll take to the air once more in a sequel that also features Val Kilmer, Jennifer Connelly, Miles Teller, Jon Hamm, and more. The flying and action sequences from director Joseph Kosinski (who worked with Cruise on Oblivion) will undoubtedly be first-rate, but the studio (Paramount) has to be nervous after seeing one nostalgia-based franchise after another (Blade Runner, Charlie’s Angels, Terminator, The Shining) crash and burn recently.
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
July 10
With Shang-Chi, Marvel Studios hopes to do for Asian culture what the company did with the groundbreaking Black Panther nearly three years ago: create another superhero epic with a non-white lead and a mythology steeped in a non-Western culture. Simu Liu stars in the title role as the “master of kung fu,” who must do battle with the nefarious Ten Rings organization and its leader, the Mandarin (the “real” one, not the imposter from Iron Man 3, played here by the legendary Tony Leung). Director Destin Daniel Cretton (Just Mercy) will open up a whole new corner of the Marvel Cinematic Universe with this story and character, whose origins stretch back to 1973.
The Forever Purge
July 9
One day nearly eight years ago, you went to see a low-budget dystopian sci-fi/horror flick called The Purge, and the next thing you know, it’s 2021 and you’re getting ready to see the fifth and allegedly final entry in the series (which has also spawned a TV show). Written by creator James DeMonaco and directed by Everardo Gout, the film will once again focus on the title event, an annual 12-hour national bacchanal in which all crime, even murder, is legal. How this ends the story, and where and when it falls into the context of the rest of the films, remains a secret for now. Filming was completed back in February 2020, with the film’s release delayed from last summer by the COVID-19 pandemic.
Space Jam: A New Legacy
July 16
There are two types of folks when it comes to the original Space Jam of 1996: those who were between the ages of three and 11 when it came out, and everyone else. In one camp it is an unsightly relic of ‘90s cross-promotional cheese; in the other, it’s a sports movie classic. Luckily for kids today, NBA star LeBron James was 11 for most of ’96, and he’s bringing back the hoops and the Looney Tunes in Space Jam: A New Legacy.
The film will be among the many Warner Bros. pics premieres on HBO Max and in theaters this year, and it will see King James share above-the-title credits with Bugs Bunny. All is as it should be.
Uncharted
July 16
An Uncharted movie has been a long time coming. How long you might ask? Well, when the idea of an Uncharted movie first started getting bandied around Hollywood, the earliest game in the series just launched to rave reviews in the PlayStation 3’s first year. We’re now on PlayStation 5(!), and Mark Wahlberg has gone from angling to play young hero Nathan Drake to starring his wisecracking sidekick, Victor “Sully” Sullivan.
Still, we’re here with an Uncharted movie finally in the can. Directed by Ruben Fleischer (Zombieland, Venom), the video game movie stars everyone’s favorite web-head, Tom Holland, as Drake, a pseudo-modern day Indiana Jones. Whether it lives up to that older franchise’s storied legacy remains to be seen (especially given its gaming roots), but one thing’s for sure, Holland will get to show off more gymnast skill thanks to Uncharted’s famous parkour iconography.
The Tomorrow War
July 23
An original IP attempting to be a summer blockbuster? As we live and breathe. The Tomorrow War marks director Chris McKay’s first foray into live-action after helming The Lego Batman Movie. The film stars Chris Pratt as a soldier from the past who’s been “drafted by scientists” to the present in order to fight off an alien invasion overwhelming our future’s military. One might ask why said scientists didn’t use their fancy-schmancy time traveling shenanigans to warn about the impending aliens, but here we are.
Jungle Cruise
July 30
Disney dips into its theme park rides again as a source for a movie, hoping that the Pirates of the Caribbean lightning will strike once more. This time it’s the famous Adventureland riverboat ride, which is free enough of a real narrative that one has to wonder why some five screenwriters (at least) worked on the movie’s script.
Jaume Collet-Serra (The Shallows) directs stars Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt down this particular river, as they battle wild animals and a competing expedition in their search for a tree with miraculous healing powers. The comic chemistry between Johnson and Blunt is key here, especially if they really can mimic Bogie and Hepburn in the similarly plotted The African Queen. If they can sell that, Disney might just have a new water-based franchise to replace their sinking Pirates ship.
The Green Knight
July 30
David Lowery, the singular director behind A Ghost Story and The Old Man & the Gun, helmed a fantasy adaptation of the Arthurian legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. And his take on the material was apparently strong enough to entice A24 to produce it. Not much else is yet known about the film other than its cast, which includes Dev Patel, Alicia Vikander, Ralph Ineson, and Kate Dickie–and that it’s another casualty of COVID, with its 2020 release date being delayed last year. So this is one we’re definitely going to keep an eye on.
The Suicide Squad
August 6
Arguably the most high-profile of the WB films being transitioned to HBO Max, The Suicide Squad is James Gunn’s soft-reboot of the previous one-film franchise. It’s kind of funny WB went in that direction when the first movie generated more than $740 million, but when the reviews and word of mouth were that toxic… well, you get the guy who did Guardians of the Galaxy to fix things.
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Elements from the original movie are still here, most notably Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn and Viola Davis’ Amanda Waller, but the film promises to be weirder, meaner, and also sillier. The first points are proven by its expected R-rating, and the latter is underscored by its giant talking Great White Shark. Okay, we’ll bite.
Deep Water
August 13
Seedy erotic thrillers and neo noirs bathed in shadows and sex are largely considered a thing of the past—specifically 1980s and ‘90s Hollywood cinema. Maybe that’s why Deep Water hooked Adrian Lyne (Fatal Attraction, Indecent Proposal) to direct. The throwback is based on a 1957 novel by the legendary Patricia Highsmith (The Talented Mr. Ripley), and it pits a disenchanted married couple against each other, with the bored pair playing mind games that leave friends and acquaintances dead. That the couple in question is played by Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, who’ve since become a real life item, will probably get plenty of attention close to release.
Respect
August 13
Respect is the long-awaited biopic of the legendary Aretha Franklin, with the Queen of Soul herself involved in its development for years until her death in August 2018. Authorized biopics always make one wonder how accurate the film will be, but then again, Aretha had nothing to be ashamed of. Hers was a life well-lived, her voice almost beyond human comprehension, and the only thing now is to see whether star Jennifer Hudson (Franklin’s personal choice) and director Liesl Tommy (making her feature debut) can do the Queen justice.
Candyman
August 27
In some ways it’s surprising that it’s taken this long—28 years, notwithstanding a couple of sequels—to seriously revisit the original Candyman. Director Bernard Rose’s original adaptation of the Clive Baker story, “The Forbidden,” is still relevant and effective today. Back then, the film touched on urban legends, poverty, and segregation: themes that are still ripe for exploration through a genre touchstone today.
After her breathtaking feature directorial debut, Little Woods, Nia DaCosta helmed this bloody reboot while working from a screenplay co-written by Jordan Peele (Get Out). That’s a powerful combination, even before news came down DaCosta was helming Captain Marvel 2. And with an actor on-the-cusp of mega-stardom, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, picking up Tony Todd’s gnarly hook, this is one to watch out for.
The Beatles: Get Back
August 27
Peter Jackson seems to enjoy making films about what inspired him in his youth: The Lord of the Rings, King Kong, his grandfather’s World War I service informing They Shall Not Grow Old. So perhaps it was inevitable he’d make a film about the greatest youth icon of his generation, the Beatles. In truth, The Beatles: Get Back is a challenge to a previous documentary named Let It Be, and the general pop culture image it painted.
That 1970 doc by Michael Lindsay-Hogg zeroed in on the band’s final released album, Let It Be (although it was recorded before Abbey Road). Now, using previously unseen footage, Jackson seeks to challenge the narrative that the album was created entirely from a place of animosity among the bandmates, or that the Beatles had long lost their camaraderie by the end of road. Embracing the original title of the album, “Get Back,” Jackson wants to get back to where he thinks the band’s image once belonged.
Death on the Nile
September 17
Murder on the Orient Express (2017) became a surprise hit for director and star Kenneth Branagh. Who knew that audiences would still be interested in an 83-year-old mystery novel about an eccentric Belgian detective with one hell of a mustache? Luckily, Agatha Christie featured Poirot in some 32 other novels, of which Death on the Nile is one of the most famous, so here we are.
Branagh once again directs and stars as Poirot, this time investigating a murder aboard a steamer sailing down Egypt’s famous river. The cast includes Gal Gadot, Armie Hammer, Letitia Wright, Tom Bateman, Ali Fazal, Annette Bening, Rose Leslie, and Russell Brand. Expect more lavish locales, scandalous revelations, the firing of a pistol or two, and, yes, more shots of that stunning Poirot facial hair.
The Many Saints of Newark
September 24
The idea of a prequel to anything always fills us with trepidation, and re-opening a nearly perfect property like The Sopranos makes the prospect even less appetizing. But Sopranos creator David Chase has apparently wanted to explore the back history of his iconic crime family for some time, and there certainly seems to be a rich tapestry of characters and events that have only been hinted at in the series.
Directed by series veteran Alan Taylor (Thor: The Dark World), The Many Saints of Newark stars Alessandro Nivola as Dickie Moltisanti (Christopher’s father), along with Jon Bernthal, Vera Farmiga, Corey Stoll, Ray Liotta, and others. But the most fascinating casting is that of Michael Gandolfini—James’ son—as the younger version of the character with which his late dad made pop culture history. For that alone, we’ll be there on opening night… even if that just means HBO Max!
Dune
October 1
Could third time be the charm for Frank Herbert’s complex novel of the far future, long acknowledged as one of the greatest—if most difficult to read—milestones in all of science fiction? David Lynch’s 1984 version was, to be charitable, an honorable mess, while the 2000 Sci-Fi Channel miniseries was decent and faithful, but limited in scope. Now director Denis Villeneuve (Blade Runner 2049, Arrival) is pulling out all the stops—even breaking the story into two movies to give the proper space.
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On the surface, the plot is simple: as galactic powers vie for control of the only planet that produces a substance capable of allowing interstellar flight, a young messiah emerges to lead that planet’s people to freedom. But this tale is dense with multiple layers of politics, metaphysics, mysticism, and hard science.
Villeneuve has assembled a jaw-dropping cast, including Timothée Chalamet, Rebecca Ferguson, Oscar Isaac, Josh Brolin, Stellan Skarsgård, Dave Bautista, Zendaya, Charlotte Rampling, Jason Momoa, and Javier Bardem, and if he pulls this off, just hand him every sci-fi novel ever written. Particularly, if relations between the director and WB remain strained…
Morbius
October 8
Following the monstrous (pun intended) success of Venom, Sony Pictures is making its second attempt to mine Spider-Man’s universe of villains with the dark tale of Dr. Michael Morbius (Jared Leto), whose efforts to cure himself of a fatal blood disease turn him instead into a blood-drinking anti-hero. Morbius has been lurking around the Marvel Comics canon since 1971, often either sparring or teaming with Spidey, and it remains uncertain whether he’s got the cache to carry a movie on his own. In addition, can Leto wash away the bad taste left behind by his tattooed and grilled Joker in Suicide Squad?
Halloween Kills
October 15
2018’s outstanding reboot of the long-running horror franchise—which saw David Gordon Green (Stronger) direct Jamie Lee Curtis in a reprise of her most famous role—was a tremendous hit. So in classic Halloween fashion, two more sequels were put into production (the second, Halloween Ends, will be out in 2022… hopefully).
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Curtis is back as Laurie Strode, along with Judy Greer as her daughter, Andi Matichak as her granddaughter, and Nick Castle sharing Michael Myers duties with James Jude Courtney. Kyle Richards and Charles Cyphers, meanwhile, will reprise their roles as Lindsey Wallace and former sheriff Leigh Brackett from the original 1978 Halloween (Anthony Michael Hall will play the adult version of Tommy Doyle). The plot remains a mystery, but we’re pretty sure it will involve yet another confrontation between Laurie and a rampaging Myers.
The Last Duel
October 15
What was once among the most anticipated films of 2020, The Last Duel is the historical epic prestige project marked by reunions: Ridley Scott returns to his passion for period drama and violence; Matt Damon and Ben Affleck work together for the first time in ages as both actors and writers; and the film also unites each with themes that were just as potent in the medieval world as today: One knight (Damon) in King Charles VI’s court accuses another who’s his best friend (Adam Driver) of raping his wife (Jodie Comer). Oh, and Affleck plays the King of France.
With obviously harrowing—and uncomfortable—themes that resonate today, The Last Duel is based on an actual trial by combat from the 14th century, and is a film Affleck and Damon co-wrote with Nicole Holofcener (Can You Ever Forgive Me?). It’s strong material, and could prove to be one of the year’s most riveting or misjudged films. Until then, it has our full attention.
Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins
October 22
While the idea of a Hasbro Movie Universe seems to be kind of idling at the moment, corners of that hypothetical cinematic empire remain active. One such brand is G.I. Joe, which will launch its first spin-off in this origin story of one of the team’s most popular characters. Much of his early background remains mysterious, so there’s room to create a fairly original story while incorporating lore and characters already established in the G.I. Joe mythos.
Neither of the previous G.I. Joe features (The Rise of Cobra and Retaliation) have been much good, so we can probably expect the same level of quality from this one. Director Robert Schwentke (the last two Divergent movies) doesn’t inspire much excitement either. On the other hand, Henry Golding (Crazy Rich Asians) will star in the title role, and having Iko Uwais (The Raid) and Samara Weaving (Ready or Not) on board isn’t too bad either.
Eternals
November 5
Based on a Marvel Comics series by the legendary Jack Kirby, the now long-forthcoming Eternals centers around an ancient race of powerful beings who must protect the Earth against their destructive counterparts (and genetic cousins), the Deviants. Director Chloe Zhao (fresh off the awards season buzzy Nomadland) takes her first swing at epic studio filmmaking, working with a cast that includes Angelina Jolie, Gemma Chan, Kit Harington, Salma Hayek, Richard Madden, Brian Tyree Henry, and more.
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The Incredible Hulk’s Diminished Legacy in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
By Gavin Jasper
In many ways, Eternals represents another huge creative risk for Marvel Studios: It’s a big, cosmic ensemble film introducing an ensemble that the vast majority of the public has never heard of. But then, it’s sort of in the same position as Guardians of the Galaxy from way back in 2014, and we all know what happened there.
Elvis
November 5
Obviously we’ve all seen musical biopics before—too many after Walk Hard broke the formula down—but Elvis promises to be something different. A new passion project from Baz Luhrmann, the filmmaker behind Moulin Rouge!, Romeo + Juliet, and The Great Gatsby, Elvis is expected to be a radically stylized account of Elvis Presley’s rise to all shook up fame. With an impressive cast that includes Tom Hanks as manager “Colonel” Tom Parker and Kelvin Harrison Jr. as B.B. King, and with up-and-comer Austin Butler as the King of Rock and Roll himself, it should be a hell of a show.
King Richard
November 19
Will Smith’s King Richard promises to be a different kind of biographical film coming down the pipe. Rather than being told from the vantage of professional tennis playing stars Venus and Serena Williams, King Richard centers on their father and coach, Richard Williams. It’s an interesting choice to focus on the male father instead of the game-changing Black daughters, but we’ll see if there’s a strong creative reason for the approach soon enough. The film is directed by Reinaldo Marcus Green (Monsters and Men, Joe Bell).
Mission: Impossible 7
November 19
Once upon a time, the appeal of the Mission: Impossible movies was to see different directors offer their own take on Tom Cruise running through death-defying stunts. But then Christopher McQuarrie had to come along and make the best one in franchise history (twice). First there was Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation and then Mission: Impossible – Fallout. Now McQuarrie and company have set up their own separate quartet of films with recurring original characters like new franchise MVP Ilsa Faust (Rebecca Ferguson) across four films.
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Audio Surfaces of Tom Cruise Raging on the Set of Mission: Impossible 7
By Kirsten Howard
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Mission: Impossible 7 – What’s Next for the Franchise?
By David Crow
Thus enters M:I7, the third McQuarrie joint in the series and first half of a pair of incoming sequels filmed together. The first-half of this two-parter sees the whole crew back together, including Cruise’s Ethan Hunt, Ilsa, Benji (Simon Pegg), Luther (Ving Rhames), and CIA Director Erika Sloane (Angela Bassett). They’re also being joined by Hayley Atwell and Pom Klementieff, but really we’re all just eager to see what kind of insane stunts they can do to top the HALO jump in the last one.
West Side Story
December 10
Steven Spielberg has just two remakes on his directorial resume: Always (1989) and War of the Worlds (2005). While the former is mostly forgotten and the latter was an adaptation of a story that has been filmed many times, his upcoming reimagining of West Side Story will undoubtedly be directly compared to Robert Wise’s iconic 1961 screen version of this classic musical.
A few numbers in previous films aside, Spielberg has never directed a full-blown musical before, let alone one associated with such powerhouse songs and dance numbers. His version, with a script by Tony Kushner, is said to stay closer to the original Broadway show than the 1961 film—but with its themes of love struggling to cross divides created by hate and bigotry, don’t be surprised if it’s just as hard-hitting in 2021. Certainly would’ve devastated last year….
Spider-Man 3
December 17
Sony has finally gotten to a “Spider-Man 3” again in their oft-rebooted franchise crown jewel (technically though this film is still untitled). That proved to be a stumbling block the first time it occurred with Tobey Maguire in the red and blues, but the company seems undaunted since Tom Holland’s third outing is expected to bring Maguire back—him and just about everyone else too.
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Spider-Man 3: Charlie Cox Daredevil Return Would Redeem the Marvel Netflix Universe
By Joseph Baxter
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Spider-Man 3 Adds Benedict Cumberbatch’s Doctor Strange
By Joseph Baxter
With a multiverse plot ripped straight from the arguably best Spidey movie ever, 2018’s Into the Spider-Verse, Holland’s third outing is bringing back Maguire, Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man, Alfred Molina as Doc Ock, Jamie Foxx as Electro (eh), and probably more. It’s a Spidey crossover extravaganza that’s only missing a Spider-Ham. But just you wait…
The Matrix 4
December 22
Rebooting or continuing The Matrix series has always been a tough proposition. While the original Matrix film is one of the landmark achievements in science fiction and early digital effects filmmaking in the 1990s, its sequels were… less celebrated. In fact, directors Lily and Lana Wachowski were publicly wary about the idea of ever going back to the series. And yet, here we are with Lana (alone) helming a project that’s been a longtime priority for Warner Bros.
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The Matrix 4: Laurence Fishburne “Wasn’t Invited” to Reprise Morpheus Role
By John Saavedra
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The Matrix 4 Already Happened: Revisiting The Matrix Online
By John Saavedra
The Matrix 4 also brings back Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, and Jada Pinkett Smith. This is curious since Reeves and Moss’ characters died at the end of the Matrix trilogy—and also because Laurence Fishburne’s Morpheus did not, yet he wasn’t asked back. We cannot say we’re thrilled about the prospect of more adventures in Zion after the disappointment of the first two sequels, but we’d be lying if we didn’t admit we’re still curious to see the story that brought Lana back to this future.
The French Dispatch
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Wes Anderson has a new film coming out. Better still, it is another live-action film. While Anderson’s use of animation is singular, it’s been seven years since The Grand Budapest Hotel, which we maintain is one of the best movies of the last decade. Anderson is working with Timothée Chalamet and Cristoph Waltz for the first time with this film, as well as several familiar faces including Saoirse Ronan, Willem Dafoe, Tilda Swinton, Léa Seydoux, Adrien Brody, Owen Wilson, Jason Schwartzman, and, of course, Bill Murray.
The French Dispatch is set deep in the 20th century during the peak of modern journalism, it brings to life a series of fictional stories in a fictional magazine, published in a fictional French city. We suspect though, if Anderson’s last two live-action movies are any indication, it’ll have more than fiction on its mind–especially since it’s inspired by actual New Yorker stories, and the journalists who wrote them! We missed it in 2020, so here’s hoping it really does go to print in 2021!
Other interesting movies that may come out in 2021 but do not yet have release dates: Next Goal Wins, Don’t Worry Darling, Nightmare Alley, Antlers, Blonde, The Northman, Resident Evil, Red Notice, Those Who Wish Me Dead, Army of the Dead.
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Freelance Pakistan Jobs You Could Work From Home
Once most people today consider freelancers, they think of creative tasks: writing, editing, maybe marketing gigs. While those areas are full of opportunities for entrepreneurial types that want to just work at home, possibly about a full-time or parttime foundation, they're far away from the only real jobs that contribute themselves into the freelancer existence.
Following Is a roundup of several freelance Pakistan jobs
Writing
Let us focus on the obvious: freelancer writing in Pakistan could be your timeless work-from-home project at freelancer website in Pakistan. In the event you are not already toiling away in virtual ink, but you could not realize how many diverse sorts of freelance writing jobs that there arestill. From journalism to copy writing, blog ging into social networking, you will find writing projects for just about each character and kind of experience.
Editing and Proofreading
If you are a veteran grammarian or merely someone having a stable eye on detail, the online teems using composing and proofreading gigs for the level of skill and experience.
Marketing and PR
For those who own a phone and an internet link reliable ample to maintain a Skype assembly, then you are able to perform freelance Pakistan jobs from the comfort of one's home. Simply be prepared to choose the sporadic onsite assembly. In many cases, your client may want to look at their own marketing or PR pro from the eye once in a while -- and maybe not over a webcam. Social networking planner and director occupations additionally fall under this umbrella, and so easy to complete at your home as from an workplace.
Transcription
Transcription jobs generally arrive in three flavors: legal, medical, and market analysis. The latter takes the smallest amount of analyze, in terms of familiarizing yourself with the technical technical language of this area. In most instances, transcription tasks have been sought out with an company, which will require you to take a scanning exam and then set you up with jobs asneeded.
Data-entry
If you are able to type 60 words a moment or more, and then detect insistent work much more sporty compared to dull, dataentry jobs may possibly work for you. Just beware: ads to get data entry jobs that assure big bucks or request bank account or other exclusive info before letting you get started are red flags for cons.
Digital Assistant Function
If you have practical experience as a personal assistant, administrative assistant, or office manager, then you certainly can certainly do the same occupation for a type of customers, by the coziness of of one's home. Digital assistants give administrative support over the internet and phone, often working through an agency that connects them together with clients.
Call Center
Virtual call center tasks are exactly the exact very same gig while the in-person job, minus the visit for the telephone centre. 1 caveat: make sure that you understand whether the corporation will give you compensated instruction, or if you're supposed to conjure up to the own start-up costs. The latter circumstance might cost you a penny, or turnout to be a fraud.
Online Tutoring
Coach elementary, middle school, high school, or college students on an assortment of subjects, via the net. The majority of companies will desire teaching experience in the subject you're tutoring, and a college diploma.
Your Fulltime Operate, Being a Freelance Career
Don't assume your current occupation is oblivious with freelancing in Pakistan living. Lots of occupations that seem firmly suspended from the brick-and-mortar world of physical offices and facilities will be actually best for freelancing. For instance, Registered Nurses can come across various freelance gigs that want their licensure, skills, and expertise, including event management for insurance providers, phone triage, and medical call center work.
Beware of Scams
Hidden one of many legitimate work-from-home job listings are scams of different degrees of cleverness and malicious purpose. To avoid becoming caught by means of a work-at-home job scam, always research organizations before you perpetrate. Do not send money, account or social security amounts, or any advice that would make it simpler to steal your own identity. Beware of associations that require you to get a package before it's possible to get started, or even promise to assist you to get loaded in a rush. The point is, remember the adage: when it sounds too excellent to be real, it usually is.
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Freelancer Jobs In Pakistan You Can Work From Home
Once most men and women consider salespeople, they presume about creative tasks: writing, editing, perhaps advertising and marketing gigs. While those areas are full of chances for entrepreneurial classes who want to work in your home, both on a full-time or parttime basis, they truly are far from the only jobs that contribute themselves to the freelancer living.
Here's a round up of several freelancer jobs in Pakistan
Writing
Let us focus on the most obvious: freelancer writing in Pakistan is your timeless work-from-home project at freelancer website in Pakistan. If you're already toiling away in virtual ink, but you do not see how several diverse types of freelance writing jobs that there are. From journalism to copywriting, blog ging to social networking, you will find writing jobs for each character and kind of expertise.
Editing and Proofreading
Whether you are a seasoned grammarian or merely some one using a solid eye on detail, then the internet teems with editing and proof reading gigs on your degree of experience and skill.
Marketing and PR
If you have a phone and an internet relationship reliable adequate to sustain a Skype assembly, you certainly are able to certainly do freelancer jobs in Pakistan in the contentment of of your own home. Simply be prepared to take the sporadic on-site meeting. In lots of cases, your customer might want to have a look at their own marketing or PR expert in a person's eye once in a while -- and maybe not merely over a webcam. Social media planner and director occupations additionally fall under this umbrella, and as an easy task to complete from your home just as in the office.
Transcription
Transcription occupations generally arrive in three different flavors: legal, medical, and promote exploration. The latter necessitates the smallest quantity of research, regarding familiarize yourself with all the technical terminology of this field. Generally in the majority of cases, transcription tasks are meted out by a agency, that will ask that you have a scanning test and after that set you up with jobs as needed.
Data Entry
In the event that you are able to type 60 words per moment or more, and also detect insistent work far much more Zen than boring, dataentry tasks may possibly do the job foryou . Simply beware: ads to get data entry jobs that guarantee big-bucks or ask for bank accounts or other exclusive info prior to letting you get started are crimson flags for scams.
Digital Assistant Operate
If you have practical experience as a personal assistant, administrative assistant, or office supervisor, you can certainly perform the same job for a wide variety of clients, by the contentment of of your home. Digital assistants provide administrative aid over the phone and internet, often employed through an agency that connects them with clients.
Telephone Center
Digital call center jobs are the exact same gig while the in-house project, with no the visit to the telephone center. 1 caveat: make sure that you know whether the company will give you compensated training, or whether you are assumed to pony up for the start-up expenses. The latter scenario might cost you a penny, or grow for always a scam.
Online Tutoring
Coach basic, middle college, high school, or college students on an assortment of areas, through the web. Most businesses will want teaching experience in the field you are tutoring, plus a college diploma.
Your Own Full-Time Operate, like a Freelance Job
Don't assume your current job is oblivious with freelancing in Pakistan lifestyle. Many occupations that look firmly suspended from the brick-and-mortar world of physical offices and facilities are in reality ideal for freelancing. For instance, Registered Nurses may find quite a few freelance gigs that require their licensure, skills, and experience, including case management for insurance businesses, phone triage, and clinical call centre job.
Watch out for Scams
Hidden one of many valid work-from-home job listings are frauds of various degrees of cleverness and malicious intent. To avoid getting caught with means of a work-at-home job fraud, constantly research companies until you dedicate. Do not send income, accounts or social security amounts, or any advice that would make it a lot simpler to steal your own individuality. Watch out for associations that ask you to obtain a package until you can begin or promise to help you receive loaded in a hurry. The point is, remember the adage: if it sounds too excellent to be true, it usually is.
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Data backup: A guide for small and medium-sized businesses
What would you do if some, or all, of your business data disappeared, just like that? If you were to lose your work phone, spill a cup of tea on your laptop, or your computer’s hard drive failed, it only takes a second for important information – like inventory records, invoices and project plans – to be lost forever. So, to mark World Backup Day (31st March) we’ve put together a simple guide to help you keep your files safe. All of the tips are easy enough to put into action during any downtime you may have!
What are the risks?
Common causes of data loss include human error, technical failures, natural disasters and cyber-attacks.
According to cyber security awareness platform CybSafe, 90% of all data breaches in 2019 were caused by mistakes made by users. The top three mistakes reported to the Information Commissioner’s Office (ICO) were:
Falling for phishing scams (deceptive emails used to obtain sensitive information – they are designed to look like genuine emails)
Unauthorised users gaining access
Installing malware (computer viruses)
It’s important to remember that data loss isn’t just a risk for larger companies – 40% of small companies and 60% of medium companies reported a data breach in 2019.
What are the backup options?
A good rule of thumb is that any important data should exist in two or more locations at once.
Using an external hard drive is a tried and tested method, where you simply connect a hard drive (e.g. a USB stick) to your computer and copy the data over. Whilst local backups in this way are easy to do and only require a one-time upfront cost, it can be easy to forget to do it regularly.
An increasingly popular choice is to use the cloud. With apps such as Google Drive, iCloud, Dropbox and OneDrive, you upload your documents and they’ll be stored in secure online data centres. The cloud can be accessed from anywhere, making it easy to share and collaborate on documents with colleagues. However, some apps require a monthly fee, and as your data will be stored on an offsite third-party site, there is a small risk of error or data loss on their end.
For total peace of mind, you could have backups in a local location, for example a hard drive, as well as in an offsite location using one of the cloud options listed above.
What should I back up?
Any device that has files on it that you can’t replace or re-download from another device. This is likely to be anything you’ve created, such as business documents and photos, that you’re storing on your computer, phone or tablet. Data from drones and wearable technology (like a smartwatch) that you use are also good to back up.
If you’ve got a lot of files and are wondering which ones should be backed up, these are a few key ones to consider:
Legal documents
Financial documents
Business plans
Project-specific information: contracts and blueprints
Company document templates
Find out more about World Backup Day here.
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Airline booking hacks: What works, and what might get you in trouble
Finding the lowest airfare has become a favorite frugal pastime, and there are websites to help you nail down cheap fares. Some strategies, however, are dicey. (Alex Citrin/The New York Times)
Elaine Glusac
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Between bargain-shopping travelers and airlines flashing ephemeral prices, searching for the lowest airfares can feel like a game of cat and mouse. Sometimes, the game carries real-world risks, including the recent news that Lufthansa is suing a passenger whom the airline contends intentionally skipped a flight leg using a largely prohibited budget-booking practice known as hidden city.
Bargain hunting has led to a rise in cheap travel websites and rules of thumb for booking, such as flying at off-peak times and on slower days.
“People would like a simple rule, but in practice, there isn’t a single day or time to buy,” said Patrick Surry, chief data scientist for Hopper, an airfare prediction app. Factors most impacting airfares, he said, are “the day you travel, how long you stay and the airport you’re flying.” How far in advance you book can also determine the price you pay.
Airfares reflect the adage that time is money; for bargain-hunters, the less money you spend, the more time you’re likely to spend in the airport. Hopper found that fliers can save 5 per cent on airfares by changing from direct to one-stop fares, and 2 per cent above that for moving from a one- to a two-stop ticket. Of course, those non-direct fares will mean spending more time stuck in airports. Long layovers will also save you money: A layover of more than 12 hours means an average of a 6-per cent savings on your airfare.
Having flexibility in travel is one sure way to get the best fare. Many search engines, including Kayak and Hopper, allow users to register for price-alert tracking that recommends whether to buy now or wait for future price drops. The app HitList allows users to track a route with unspecified dates or lengths of travel.
Other booking ploys, surveyed below, may or may not get you into trouble with the airlines.
— Hidden city fares
Hidden city fares are one-way tickets through a connecting city where passengers intentionally stay in the layover city. For example, a flier from New York City to San Francisco may find it cheaper to book a one-stop flight to Seattle connecting through San Francisco, disembark there and not take the last leg to Seattle. The practice is known as skiplagging.
Finding these fares required a lot of scattershot searching and knowledge of airline competition until the website Skiplagged.com automated it in 2013. Its founder, Aktarer Zaman, was sued for deception by United Airlines and the online travel agency Orbitz in 2015, but that lawsuit was dismissed based on jurisdiction, and the website is still going strong.
Clearly, airlines don’t like skiplagging, which prevents them from selling the empty seat. Delta, United and American now explicitly ban exploiting fare rules in their contracts of carriage. For example, American Airlines states that “reservations made to exploit or circumvent fare and ticket rules are strictly prohibited.” This includes purchasing a ticket “without intending to fly all flights to gain lower fares (hidden city).”
Some also argue the practice is unethical. “For every dollar someone scams, and I do think it’s a scam, that dollar is going to be placed back into the airfare structure of the airlines that everyone else pays,” said George Hobica, the founder of Airfarewatchdog.com, a site that monitors airfare deals.
Zaman looks at the practice differently. “When you go to the store and buy a bag of chips, is it unethical to finish only half of it?” Zaman said. He notes that Skiplagged.com is for the average American flyer — who flies two times a year, according to the trade association Airlines for America — not for someone who intends to book hidden city routes often.
“Our mission is to make it easier to experience the world,” Zaman added. “We make flying more accessible, so we’re fighting against price discrimination and the way airlines try to take advantage of everybody.”
Some airlines would beg to disagree. In the recent Lufthansa litigation, the airline sued a passenger, claiming a contract violation when he skipped the last leg of his flight on a one-stop ticket from Seattle to Oslo via Frankfurt. The airline’s conditions of carriage stipulate that a fare is only valid if flown in the booked order (the order of flights listed in the itinerary), according to a spokeswoman for Lufthansa.
— Hacker fares
Many flight hacks are termed hacker fares, but Kayak popularised the term used in its search results on round-trip queries to show two one-way tickets, often on competing airlines, at rock-bottom prices.
For example, a recent search for fares from Chicago to Los Angeles turned up nonstop round trips on United from $321, versus $275 with an outbound on Delta and a return on American. Round-trip prices for the same itinerary turned up fares of $372 on Delta and $312 on American, both more expensive than that $275 combination of two one-way fares.
“Hacker fares are what Kayak does to discover cheapness, but also more diversity in results in terms of flight schedules,” Giorgos Zacharia, the chief technology officer at Kayak, said. “Domestically, if you fly out with one airline and return with a different one, you can create a lot of savings.”
Other search engines will also show one-way ticketing results for savings. Skyscanner, for example, calls them mash-ups. In most cases, fliers must click out of the search engines and into booking ones — either an online travel agency or the airline itself — and make the two bookings in quick succession to ensure the deal doesn’t disappear.
— Resident fares
Sometimes a ticket purchased from within a foreign country costs less than the same airfare in the United States. That’s because airlines price their flights based on competitive factors in local markets, including the wealth of consumers and their willingness to fly.
Airline search engines can tell where you reside based on your computer’s internet Protocol or IP address. Users can mask that address by subscribing to a VPN or Virtual Private Network, which allows you to search anonymously (plans at NordVPN, one provider, start at $2.99 a month). Some travel strategists believe this works.
From my own experiment comparing search results for international flights using a VPN and an internet address in Chicago, I got mixed results. Using the VPN, Air China asked me to identify my country and language, and then gave me the same $739 search result for a flight between San Francisco and Beijing that I found when using my office computer. However, when I searched for internal flights in a foreign country — flights between Buenos Aires, for example, and Bariloche in Argentina — I found the same itinerary for $302 on my office computer in Chicago versus $249 (after converting from pesos) using the VPN (in this instance, one would want to buy any foreign ticket using a credit card without exchange fees).
VPNs are legal in the United States. Though often associated with dark uses of the web, they can also protect you when using free public Wi-Fi.
An easier approach may be to use a foreign travel agent. Tierra Hotels, which operates lodges in Chile’s Atacama Desert, Patagonia and Lakes regions, often refers North American guests to the Santiago-based travel agency Cocha for flights from the capital to its properties. Cocha recently found round-trip tickets between Santiago and Punta Arenas in Patagonia for $262 versus results I received searching Latam Airlines from my office in Chicago at $324.
— Open-jaw tickets
Open-jaw tickets, often called multi-stop bookings on airline sites, are for round-trip flights that arrive at one destination and leave from another. For example, you may wish to fly from New York to London, then take the Eurostar train to continental Europe and later fly back home from Paris.
Open jaws can save you money, especially on international itineraries as one-way flights outside the United States are often costly. Most airlines and search engines offer multi-stop search options, making the practice easy.
Better yet, use open-jaw fares to expand your airport searches to get more results. While both are London airports, flying into Heathrow and back from Gatwick, for example, is technically an open-jaw booking. To ensure you get results from all possible combinations, search using a generic destination like London or an option for any airport in the area rather than a specific airport, bearing in mind that budget airlines often use secondary airports.
A recent search for flights between London and Paris, cities with multiple airports, turned up a round-trip fare of $182 on British Airways, flying from London City Airport to Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris and returning to Heathrow, versus $197 on an Air France flight between Heathrow and Charles de Gaulle. One of the cheapest fares was on the low-cost carrier easyJet: $170 round trip, from Charles de Gaulle to Heathrow, and back to Paris from London Southend Airport.
The Takeaway
HIDDEN CITY FARES Most airlines prohibit exploiting these pricing loopholes, though few have prosecuted.
HACKER FARES Another term for two one-way tickets and perfectly legal.
RESIDENT FARES Masking your computer’s address to get fares reserved for local residents may not be illegal but it is technically complex. Try using a foreign travel agent.
OPEN-JAW TICKETS A good approach for surveying itinerary and pricing options.
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Best Legitimate Work-From-Home Jobs We’ve Found in 2020
Best Legitimate Work-From-Home Jobs We’ve Found in 2020
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Are you tired of the 9-to-5 grind? You stash the kids in day care, fight traffic on your commute, trudge into a workplace that’s blasted by harsh fluorescent lights and settle in for another day of toil.
Working from home starts to sound pretty good, doesn’t it? the matter is you’ve probably seen many work-from-home job postings that promise far more than they deliver. (We’re watching you, multi-level marketing schemes.) Heck, just Google “work from home scam” and you’ll get 225 million hits. It’s a jungle out there, people.
1. Web developer
Web developers create and style websites for private or commercial use and are liable for how sites look and performance . Web designers can put their skills to use in publishing, advertising, service industry and other fields.
Driven by a boom in mobile devices and e-commerce, employment growth during this field is projected to be 13 percent through 2028, which is well above the 5 percent average growth for all occupations.
Median annual wage: $69,430
2. Computer support specialist
Corporations, nonprofits, call centers and lots of other businesses hire computer support specialists to figure remotely.
Kate Lister, president of worldwide Workplace Analytics and co-author of “Undress for Success: The Naked Truth About Making Money reception ,” names computer support specialist together of her top work-at-home jobs.
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The BLS projects 10 percent growth during this field through 2028 as organizations upgrade their computer equipment and software.
Median annual wage (computer network support): $62,770
(Computer user support): $50,980
3. Virtual assistant
Virtual assistants provide administrative, technical and/or creative services for health care, legal, government and finance businesses, among others. you'll own a virtual assistant business or work from home for a corporation that creates you available to clients.
“You can suit your offerings to what you recognize the way to do,” says Stephanie Foster, a former medical transcriptionist who runs Home With the youngsters , a web resource for telecommuters.
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Because virtual assistants add many various fields, the pay range is extremely broad. The highest-paid virtual assistants work full time and offer executive support or higher-pay services like web design, Durst of routine Rebellion says.
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4. Interpreter/translator
If you've got a native-level proficiency in English and a minimum of one other language, you'll find work-at-home job opportunities at schools, hospitals, courts, corporations and other public and personal sector entities. Interpreters add a speech or sign language; translators work with written or audio documents.
“Companies can access home-based translators with hard-to-find language skills without being held back by geographic location,” says Sara Sutton Fell, CEO and founding father of FlexJobs, a site that caters to telecommuters, freelancers and part-timers.
The BLS projects 19 percent growth during this field, which is far faster than average.
Median annual wage: $49,930
5. Marriage and family therapist
Marriage and family therapists usually work full time and lots of have private practices. Online video conferencing apps like Skype and FaceTime make it possible for therapists and their patients to speak without either of them having to commute.
The BLS growth outlook for this profession is “much faster than average,” with 22 percent growth projected over 10 years.
Lisa Marie Bobby, founder and clinical director of GrowingSelf.com, a Denver-based marriage and group therapy and life-coach practice, says she’s been meeting patients online since 2010. It’s simply easier and a more efficient use of your time .
“It’s a 45-minute meeting versus a three-hour event that you simply need to find time for,” she says, noting that online therapy sessions are more conducive to regular attendance and reduce patient no-shows.
Median annual wage: $50,090
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6. agent
People not routinely call a agent to shop for their plane tickets and book hotels for them. the web has revolutionized that. But if you concentrate on niche travel, like exotic destinations for wealthy clients, you've got the potential to form an honest living performing from home, says Tom Ogg, a travel industry veteran and founding father of HomeBasedTravelAgent.com.
“The common belief is that the web is killing travel agents,” says Ogg. “The truth is they’re making extra money now than ever before; they only look different. A solid business concept and plan focused on profitability will take you an extended thanks to achieving your monetary goals.”
The BLS wage information is predicated on the old business model, Ogg says. Still, employment growth for travel agents is predicted to say no 6% over subsequent 10 years.
Median annual wage: $38,700
7. Teacher/tutor
Advanced technology and high-speed internet connections have created more opportunities for teachers and students to figure together from afar.
“With more states allowing children to attend public school online, there’s been growing demand for K-12 teachers,” says routine Rebellion’s Durst. “We’re seeing an enormous demand for people to show children in Asia, primarily in China, to talk English.”
Your income “depends on what percentage hours you’re applying thereto and therefore the sort of classes you’re teaching,” Durst says.
The BLS projects the demand for teachers to grow, especially at the school and university level.
Median annual wage (kindergarten, elementary school): $57,980
(High school): $60,320
(College/university): $78,470
8. Franchise owner
Owning a business are often an honest path to performing from home. For an initial investment, franchises offer a longtime business with brand awareness, a business model, a territory and perhaps even access to capital. There are franchise opportunities in mailing and shipping, cosmetics, travel, marketing, employment and staffing, retail and lots of more industries.
Franchises can cost tons of cash , but there are opportunities for fewer than $50,000, says Jania Bailey, CEO of FranNet, a franchise marketplace. “You could be ready to get financing from the (Small Business Administration) or the lenders the brand works with. It’s a touch cheaper than people think. If it takes $100,000, you would possibly need $20,000.”<
Above all, Bailey says, don’t limit yourself. Franchise opportunities aren't limited to small cottage industries. “Unless you're during this industry, you've got no comprehension of how big it's and the way many opportunities there are.”
Median annual wage: N/A
9. Social media specialist
It’s becoming increasingly important for businesses to possess a presence on social media. If you've got a knack for using social media platforms like Facebook and Instagram, you'll stay home and make a living helping businesses reach out, engage and promote their products through social-media marketing.
Social media managers or specialists can also earn money through training and consulting.
The BLS data includes social media specialists with other sorts of PR specialists.
Median annual wage: $60,000
10. Licensed insurance representative
Many people find it easy to buy for insurance online, but they often got to ask a licensed insurance rep to assist them choose the proper policy.
Insurance companies are increasingly outsourcing their incoming phone calls to contact centers, which then need to hire or contract with licensed insurance reps “because state laws mandate that only licensed agents can ‘sell’ policies,” says Durst of routine Rebellion. So, if you see a billboard on TV for a life assurance company and call the amount on your screen, there’s an honest chance you’re lecture someone who is functioning from home.
“As you'll imagine, it are often quite difficult for the contact centers to seek out people with the right credentials, therefore the job ads are everywhere the place,” Durst says.
The BLS projects 10 percent growth during this field.
Median annual wage: $50,600
11. Writer/editor
Traditional print publications are declining, but if you've got a computer, internet access and therefore the right credentials and/or experience, there are work-at-home opportunities for people with writing and editing skills.
Bloggers, journalists, technical writers and editors who skills to plan and revise content and meet deadlines face a competitive market, however.
Median annual wage (writer): $62,170
(editor): $59,480
12. Medical transcriptionist
A medical transcriptionist listens to voice recordings from doctors and other healthcare workers and transcribes them into written reports. A transcriptionist can work for a hospital, doctor’s office, a third-party service or be self-employed.
The expansion of healthcare services is predicted to drive demand for this job, but a small decline is projected thanks to tech advances and outsourcing.
Median annual wage: $34,770
13. Childcare provider
If you've got young children , providing childcare in your home can have dual benefits: you retain your own kids busy with friends and activities while earning money providing look after other people’s children.
Websites like Care.com and Sittercity.com connect childcare providers with parents who need a sitter. what proportion you earn will depend upon what percentage kids you look after every day and therefore the extent and hours of care you provide.
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The BLS projects 2 percent growth during this field. confine mind that your state may require licensing if you would like to try to to this on a politician basis.
Median annual wage: $23,240
14. Graphic designer
If you've got experience designing logos and T-shirts or using computer software to make brochures and advertisements, you'll observe money performing from home.
Websites like Fiverr.com and 99designs.com can assist you meet potential clients who need your services. what proportion you earn will depend upon the scope of the project and your experience. The BLS projects 3 percent growth within the field.
Median annual wage: $50,370 per annum
15. Customer service representative
When you call to order something from a catalog or infomercial, the person on the opposite end of the road could be sitting during a headquarters . Hiring independent contractors to handle complaints, process orders and answer questions may be a “huge and growing industry,” says Durst of routine Rebellion.
Many customer service reps work for retail stores, banks and credit agencies, but nearly every industry needs them.
Median annual wage: $33,750
16. Short-term rental host
If you've got an additional bedroom in your home or apartment, consider renting it out through sites like Airbnb or HomeAway.
You decide how often you would like to hire out your space and the way much to charge. the sole caveat is that you simply got to stay competitive with similar short-term rentals in your area. Do your research to draw in renters and make an honest return from each stay.
Short-term rentals are a volatile debate topic in some neighborhoods, so make certain you suits the principles and laws of your community.
Nearly 11 percent of U.S. adults have used online home-sharing services, like Vrbo (Vacation Rental By Owner) or Airbnb, consistent with the Pew research facility . The BLS doesn't have wage data on this aspect of the “gig economy.”
Median annual wage: N/A
17. Website tester
Sites like UserTesting.com and Userlytics.com pay people to check different websites and mobile apps, then share their feedback. UserTesting.com pays testers $10 per test, with each test expected to require no quite 20 minutes. Testers then share their feedback during a video.
“Companies want to form sure that the user experience may be a good one and therefore the boardroom isn't always the simplest place to urge unbiased feedback,” says Durst. “So, they use services like this to urge insights from people that come from the demographic pools that are in their target markets.”
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Opportunities for this work, sometimes called “remote usability testing,” could also be limited. this is often more of a side gig than employment to form a living.
Median annual wage: N/A
18. RN
The growth in “telehealth,” which is giving or receiving health care services remotely through computers and mobile devices, has given registered nurses opportunities to figure from home.
“With more insurance companies adding ‘new parent support lines’ and ‘telephonic triage’ and other phone options that help meet their customers’ needs without having to go to a doctor’s office, there’s been an enormous increase in demand for registered nurses,” says Durst.
The BLS projects 12 percent growth during this field.
Median annual wage: $71,730
19. Meeting, convention and assistant
Whether it’s a convention, a fundraiser or a birthday celebration that must be organized, event planners have ample opportunity to try to to tons of the work from home via phone and computer.
The job may require you to go to potential meeting sites. Candidates with experience within the hospitality business and a university degree in hospitality or related field like tourism management will have the simplest opportunities. The BLS projects 7 percent growth during this field.
Median annual wage: $49,370
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10 Free Tools for Freelancers to Grow Their Business in 2020
Freelancers are increasing in number these days. A freelancer is a person that solely works according to their schedule and type of work they choose. Most of the people choose this field to not to feel any pressure from their superiors and work what they’re good at.
According to a report by Upwork almost 57.8 million Americans choose freelancing for their living which is one-third of the total labor force.
Running a business as a freelancer is never easy. You have to wear different caps including management and hiring skills as well. Not to worry, there are hundreds of tools available online to grow your business gradually with time.
Here are 8 different tools that can used for all aspects of your freelancing career. These free tools can be used by freelancers to grow their businesses.
Calendly
Dropbox
Pre Post SEO
Bonsai
InVision
PayPal
Trello
Proposify
SmarterQueue
1) Calendly for Scheduling Activities
One of the thing that most people will relate is that every day is different with different activities and if you are a person that hates to stick to a routine, you often find difficulties tracking all the deadlines and appointments and often create a mess with the increasing difficulty level. Calendly is here to help you.
This tool makes it easy for you to schedule your upcoming meetings according to your availability. Calendly allows users to make scheduled meetings one on one or group meetings, incorporating with Outlook, Office 365, Google calendar and so many others.
Furthermore, freelancers often face problems when encountering clients with different time zone, Calendly automatically knobs time zone detection which will help you make a timetable of meetings with clients of other countries with no trace of mistake.
2) Dropbox for Cloud Storage
Storing information and removing the fear of losing it is very crucial when it comes to freelancing. There are many cases where desktops and smartphones face technical issues and due to the issues, you have to lose your valuable information. Removing these cloud storage is the best and secure option. Dropbox is one cloud storage software acquired by many people to store data online. This tool helps you store files by making folders and partition.
You can do a lot of activities using this like you can share files, folders with your colleagues or clients, and store a set limit of storage. The basic storage space that this software allows is enough but if you are in need of more space you can increase it by inviting people, installing it on other devices. You can purchase storage as well and get extra space according to your needs and preference.
This tool is available on both smartphones and desktops. You can install it in your computer and it will automatically sync your online files and allow you to access them from your computer.
3) Pre Post SEO for Checking Grammar Checker and Plagiarism
Most of the freelancers encounter clients from different regions and countries and the common language is English. If you are not a native English speaker then you might face difficulty communicating with people and might commit mistakes that leave a bad impression of yours in front of your client.
To remove any error that occurs in your text can be removed easily and quickly by using a tool that automatically checks your text and comes up with mistakes that occurred in the text. All you have to do is before sending just copy and paste your text into this tool and it will check grammar and show you if you committed any grammar mistakes, spelling mistakes, punctuation errors, and bad sentence structure.
Not only mistakes in communication but also if you are a writer, blogger, or anything related you should consider this tool as your personal proofreader to trace out possible mistakes to make the text look perfect. This tool is free for use and there is no such limit, any user can use these services anytime without paying anything.
In the online and offline world, plagiarism is a serious offense. If you are a writer, blogger, webmaster, or running a business that involves text content, plagiarism can make your earnings vulnerable. Removing plagiarism from your text is crucially important when you want to make things look perfect.
Plagiarism can damage your portfolio, even sometimes unintentional plagiarism occurs which can happen because of the amount of data available. Removing plagiarism is important even if you haven’t done it intentionally.
If you are a freelance writer then you have to provide plagiarism free content every time to your clients otherwise you won’t even get paid. For instance, if you are running a blog and want someone to write content for you and you want to check if the recruited person doesn’t copy someone else’s content, you can check the text easily by using a tool called plagiarism checker.
Plagiarism checker tools scan and check through millions of websites and come up with matching results in seconds. Plagiarism checkers are widely available, some are paid and some are free for use like Pre Post SEO and Grammarly.
Pre Post SEO is totally free and Grammarly is paid and charges users on a monthly and yearly basis. You can choose either of the tools as there is no such difference between their checking.
4) Bonsai for Contracting and Legal Paperwork
Another mistake that most of the new freelancers do is that they work with people they don’t know personally without a set of agreements and contracts. Contracts don’t just make you look professional but also decrease the risk of getting scammed and ensure that you get paid fairly without any issue. Writing and coming up with a contract manually is time-consuming and you might miss some aspects that were needed to be discussed. Bonsai is one of the best contract creation software that helps freelancers to create, revise the contract, and sign them when the clients are ready.
This software provides tools that you can use by just adding details in the blank spaces.
Moreover, the plus point is that this tool also offers invoicing software that is integrated with PayPal and Stripe. This tool allows the freelancer to get paid using Automated Clearing Houses (ACH) which is quite uncommon with other similar invoicing software. Getting paid from ACH can result in lower fees when receiving payments.
5) InVision for Designing
Many freelancers even if they don’t have any forte in graphic designing have to get into it. Luckily, due to available graphic designing software and tools that make it easier to create visual content for clients. However, there are plenty of tools available online but if you are looking for the best one, InVision is surely the best choice.
InVision in simple words is a tool that helps you edit your own designs by using the tools it provides. The tools can help you edit your design by adding animation, transitions, effects, and gestures.
Few InVision features:
Allow users to sync photos and designs with Sketch documents and Photoshop.
Fit in with other freelance tools like Trello, Dropbox, Slack, and others.
A freehand system where teams can participate together by sketching and presenting designs online.
6) PayPal for Finance Management
When you are a freelancer you are liberal and have to adjust and manage your finance on your own. You have to receive, send payments, and need to stay in control. Most of the freelancer face payment issues like getting late payments, high cost for bank transfers, and similar problems. PayPal is one of the top finance tools that are available in 200+ countries and supports 25 types of currency including dollars, dinars, etc.
PayPal without any argument is the most convenient method to get paid as a freelancer, especially when you are receiving money from people from other countries.
PayPal is not just convenient but also a secure platform. Using other platforms might get you in trouble. Most of the expert freelancers and merchants trust PayPal for their payments.
If you don’t have a good experience with PayPal, Gusto is one another account management software that can help you stay updated about your transactions and other practices.
Many of the freelancers choose the S-Corp strategy for their business to save themselves from taxes. While using PayPal can help you save money, otherwise, it can be problematic in terms of payroll.
7) Trello for Project Management
Keeping every things record and following upcoming projects is necessary. Managing projects require skills and time if done manually without the use of platforms. You can alternatively use Platforms like Trello to do this for you. Trello is a project management tool that is not just developed to manage projects but also well designed and visually looks awesome.
In Trello, you can do a lot of stuff like you can create boards, add cards to represent specific tasks, and assign hired people or see what you are assigned. Trello is flexible and can be used for anything, even for personal and business projects.
For instance, if your work includes social media marketing then this means you have other team members with other activities to do like designing and other tasks. Using Trello will help you out by differentiating each member with their specific tasks so you can keep a check on them easily.
8) 1Password for Password management
Many of the times you have to make up new emails or sign up to a new website with a different passcode but what happens is that you might not remember those passcodes after not using them for a time and this might cost you loss of data and information of clients and other related information.
As a freelancer, there are multiple sites and accounts that a person needs to manage and keep a track of. Remembering different passwords can be difficult. 1Password makes it easier and provide a database for this kind of information, this software securely store all of your details while creating a list which you can use to refer each password for each site.
This tool automatically saves passwords when you create or sign-up to a new e-mail or register a website so that you never forget any of the passwords. You can use the extension of this software in your browser.
9) Proposify for Proposals
In your dream to become successful in your freelance career, you need to enhance business development to your everyday activities.
It is not enough to solely look for opportunities through job boards, as there is a high intensity of competition and low pay. These boards are good enough to build your portfolio when you are new but when you gained enough experience you don’t have to work for a low pay board.
Proposify is a proposal generating software that can help you create enchanting proposals in half time than normal, by offering a variety of beautiful templates that look more professional and enthralling. This tool allows you to control typography, layout, and help you to add snippets. You can save these for future use too.
Furthermore, you can add images, videos in your bids to make it more appealing and professional. Additionally, this tool gives you feedback about your proposal by looking at it as another person’s perspective and tell you whether they’ll accept it or not.
10) SmarterQueue for Social media Management
If your work involves social media management then you will definitely need this tool for your assistance.
SmarterQueue is a powerful tool that can help you in many different ways regarding social media management across different social media platforms and pages.
SmarterQueue tools help by scheduling posts for you, even if you are unable to post stuff on some specific day you can use the option of rotating content library, organized by subject type. Using this option can help you reuse your evergreen content again throughout the period.
This tool can increase your engagements and let you simplify your social media working. Posting stuff automatically can increase impressions with less effort.
Conclusion
Scaling and growing your freelance career or business can be tough sometimes but using the above-mentioned tools can help you ease the burden over your shoulders. This article covers almost every possible need that a freelancer might have.
Use these tools and climb the stairs to success in no time. Most of the tools and software mentioned above are free and some of them are paid with free trial versions. Give them a try! Good luck.
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7 Best Ways To Provide Proof Of Onward Travel
An ever-growing number of countries around the world are now requesting proof of onward travel for all visitors entering their borders by land, sea or air. This poses an obvious problem for spontaneous travellers, gap years and backpackers everywhere.
“I don’t know where I’m going next, so I don’t want to book an onward flight out of the country. What do I do?!”
“I plan to leave by land, but I’ll book those journeys when I’m in-country. What do I do?”
“I just want to book a one-way ticket. What should I do?!”
We been asked these question dozens of times by email and trust us, the conundrum baffled us for our first few years on the road. Luckily there are a few solutions to providing proof of an onward flight, one of which we’ve used many times with no issues whatsoever.
In this article I’m going to list our 7 best ways to provide proof of onward travel, putting to rest this issue once and for all and allowing all of you to enter countries without losing money and without getting deported for not having proof of exit.
Here it goes.
Update 2020: OnwardTicket.com
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What is Proof of Onward Travel?
Let’s start with explaining exactly what proof of onward travel is.
Basically, countries (including visa free countries, visa on arrival and places where you need to obtain a visa beforehand) have implemented these laws to try to prevent people from visiting their country on a tourist visa and never leaving.
They want you to prove that you have means to exit the country at the end of your visa.
Some countries (like Thailand) have even taken these precautions a step further and are now asking visitors to show cash in hand ($400 USD or more) in order to prove means to travel and to exit the country at the end of the visa period.
These laws are in place to avoid illegal immigration. Of course, most backpackers, digital nomads and travellers aren’t really looking to immigrate full-time into these countries, they’re simply looking to stay for a few weeks and then move on.
Proof of onward travel is typically shown in the form of a booked flight itinerary from the country you’re visiting to another country. It doesn’t have to be back to your homeland, simply an onward ticket out of the country.
See Also: 21 Money-Saving Hacks For All Travel-Related Bookings Online
You can also use bus tickets, train tickets, ferry tickets etc., but these are less common as they are harder to book online before arrival, plus they are not always accepted by immigration.
If travellers arrive by their own boat means (ie: on a yacht or sailboat), they are usually exempt from this law as they already have means to exit via their own vessel.
Which Countries Require Proof of Onward Travel?
Believe it or not, there are only a few countries require proof of onward travel. It’s stated in their immigration laws.
These countries include (but may not be limited to) Peru, New Zealand, United Kingdom, United States, Philippines, Indonesia, and Brazil.
Before you get too excited thinking that your destination won’t ask for proof of onward travel, just know that even though it’s not in their laws, they probably will.
As a precaution, Dariece and I always book proof of onward travel before travelling to any country and we think all travellers should do the same.
An airline denied us boarding the flight because we didn’t have proof of onward travel. This forced us to rush and book a ticket last minute while searching from spotty wifi in the airport.
Why did this happen to us? Because in most cases these days, the buck has been passed onto the airlines and they’re extra careful, so they ask everyone for proper onward travel documentation.
Airline Enforcement
In recent years, most countries have passed the responsibility onto the airlines entering their country to enforce these laws. That means that before you board your flight, the airline will ask for proof of an onward ticket.
If the airline were to forget to ask you and then you arrive in a country where they require an exit flight, you could be potentially deported at your expense.
The airlines – in an attempt to avoid any liability for such an incident – will instead check you before boarding nearly every time.
Of course, sometimes you can slip through the cracks of the airline and these days, because so much of the responsibility of this law is on the shoulders of check-in staff, if you get on your flight, it’s unlikely that immigration in your destination country will check for an exit ticket.
That doesn’t mean that you should risk it, and because some of the hacks in this post will be zero risk and cost $0, it’s worth simply booking a ticket for your own security and peace of mind.
Why Travellers Loathe These Rules
Anyone who has started booking a spontaneous, multi-country trip with no defined return date will have likely run into the issue of proving onward travel.
In most cases, they realize the requirement before entering the countries and have to rush to book an onward flight, and in some unfortunate cases, they actually arrive in the country only to be turned back by immigration, forced to fly out of the country on their own dime.
Onward flight requirements could be crippling for spontaneous or long-term travel, but they don’t have to be. There’s nothing you can do about the immigration laws, but there are ways to legally provide the proof needed.
Why Do These Laws Exist?
Despite the fact that backpackers, digital nomads and long-term travellers all disapprove of these laws, they do have their warrant.
As travel becomes more mainstream, there is an increasing number of people who decide to travel the world without the means to do so.
Although we’re all for travelling at all costs, when a lack of funds leads to overstaying visas illegally, working illegally or begging on the streets to pay for travel, this poses a problem for local communities and the economy.
These laws exist to ensure that people have the means to travel in and out of the countries they visit.
While we do recommend booking a refundable flight in this post, we do not recommend doing so if you can’t afford the flight in the first place, or if you can’t afford to exit at the time you’re meant to leave the country.
Backpackers and travellers have an obligation to be respectful of local laws, customs and authorities and you should never enter a country if you don’t have the funds to pay for your flight out.
If you find yourself without money, it’s best to go home, save more money and then continue travelling when you have the cash to do so.
For those of us who have saved enough to travel in and out of a country, the onward ticket is simply a technicality that requires appropriate documentation presented to immigration officers upon arrival.
In this post, we will list these methods, as well as those you shouldn’t use in order to provide proof of onward travel.
See Also: The Beginner’s Guide To Travel Documentation & Trip Planning
7 Ways to Provide Proof Of An Onward Flight
Finally, we’re getting to the good stuff. There are plenty of ways to provide proof of onward travel. Some are more legitimate and secure than others.
We’ll start with our absolute favorite way, that has saved us countless headaches and has never steered us wrong, and then we’ll move down the list to other ways that you can use to prove onward travel.
Note: There have been cases of people booking flights with Expedia and not getting their refund. If you follow the steps below, this should not happen to you, but it’s always a worry for some that they won’t be refunded. If you’re worried, I recommend going with the next tip in this post, using an onward flight booking company.
1. Book a 24 hour Refundable Flight on Expedia.com
This is the absolute best way to provide proof of onward travel for any flight journey. If, like us, you choose to book with Expedia, you’ll have to use Expedia.com (not .co, .uk, .ca etc.) because Expedia.com is the only version of the site that has the 24-hour refund policy.
In our experience, about 95% of flights on Expedia.com offer free cancellation for 24 hours.
There are some airlines that refuse to offer these refunds (like AirAsia) but seeing as you’re not actually taking the flight and you get 100% of your money back, there’s no point worrying about the price, or what airline you’re flying with.
Just make sure you book the onward flight within the expiry of your visa or entry permit that you’ll receive in your destination country (ie: most entry permits and visas are for 30 days, if you book a flight 31 days after arrival in the country, it would be invalid).
Whenever we’ve booked and cancelled a flight on Expedia.com it usually hasn’t even shown up on our credit card statement.
The flight is simply refunded before the charge ever comes through. The refund is always for 100% of the cost of the flight, so we have never lost a penny.
Is This Legit?
Before I get into this method of proving onward travel, I should mention that it is completely legitimate and not illegal or immoral in any way. In the past, when travel agents were more frequently used, this is exactly what they would do for their clients who were travelling on one-way tickets into countries that require onward travel.
Travel agents would (and still do) book a refundable ticket, or print out a pre-booked flight itinerary and hand it to their customers for $20 or more.
This is still a valid way to provide proof and I’ll write about it more in-depth below, but now that flight booking engines are the new travel agents, and they offer this for free, I don’t see the point in going into an agency and paying for it.
Here’s how it works.
Before heading to the airport on the day of your flight, go to Expedia.com and search for a flight from your destination to another country. In the example below, I’m flying into Bali, Indonesia (an airport that requires onward flights by law), and I’ve searched for a flight to Singapore.
As you can see from the screenshot above, not all airlines on Expedia offer free cancellation within 24 hours. This is especially true in Asia and Europe where there are many low-cost carriers that refuse to offer refunds.
That’s okay, because there are two flights here that do offer free cancellation. Simply book one of those flights and wait for the confirmation email and e-ticket from Expedia. Once you have that, print it out or save a screenshot of it on your phone.
You can make this step even easier by ticking the “Refundable Flights” check-box in the search box to only show flights that offer 24 hour or better cancellation.
We Aren’t Sponsored By Expedia: It’s worth mentioning here that we’re not sponsored by or endorsed by Expedia in any way. In fact, there are other booking engines like Orbitz that offer free 24-hour cancellation. Also, ALL major US airlines are required by law to offer a refund within one day.
If you’re booking with a US airline, you can be sure that you’ll get a full refund in 24 hours and many offer even longer refund policies (check with the airline to be certain).
We chose to write about Expedia because they are the only flight booking engine that we trust 100% and we’ve used them for onward travel proof countless times.
We were once stuck in an airport when told we were unable to board a flight (not for a lack of onward travel documentation) and when we called Expedia customer support, they called the airline manager at the airport directly and got us on the flight. For this reason (and many others) we recommend and only book with Expedia.
Very rarely, airlines will charge a “Booking Fee” on Expedia. These fees are usually around $15 and wouldn’t be refundable with the rest of your flight ticket. We’ve booked nearly a hundred flights on Expedia and have only come across a booking fee once, but it’s worth looking for.
If you select a flight and see a booking fee on the Expedia trip summary page, don’t book it. Go back to the search results page and choose a flight with 24-hour cancellation from a different airline.
Before booking and paying for your refundable flight you should be certain of two things, Expedia says “Free Cancel w/in 24 hrs” and the booking fee says “$0” in the trip summary like in the image below.
After booking your flight, you will receive an email from Expedia with your flight ticket, at which time you have two options.
You can simply print and then cancel this ticket with one click in your Expedia account and get a full refund immediately, or you can wait until you get through immigration at your final destination and cancel it for a full refund then (as long as you arrive before the 24 hours is up).
The latter is the better option in the off chance that the airline or immigration actually checks the flight manifest to ensure you’re booked on the flight or asks you outright.
This is very unlikely and as we’ve used this for proof dozens of times and never had an issue, I’d argue that it won’t happen.
You never want to lie to an immigration officer, so if you can, try to cancel your flight only after arriving at your destination and making it through immigration. That way your documentation is valid and you are truthful upon entering the country.
Note: If you’ve cancelled your onward flight before boarding your flight into the country, try to book the onward ticket with a different airline than the one you’re flying with. It’s much easier for airline staff to search their own system to ensure you’re still booked on the flight. We’ve booked onward travel with the same airline and they’ve never checked us, but it could be an added precaution.
To be extra careful, we do recommend calling Expedia before booking a refundable ticket, just to make 100% sure that the ticket will be fully refunded. In our experience, the wait times are less than 5 minutes and they have a toll free number (1-800-319-4834).
Because this method is so foolproof and easy to do, I could stop this article right here.
But sometimes there are destinations that simply don’t have 24-hour refundable flights on Expedia (none that we’ve ever come across), and sometimes people are unwilling to book and cancel a flight.
For these situations, we’ll continue this article with some other great ways to provide proof of onward travel.
One excuse for not using the above method is simply unacceptable:
“I don’t have enough money to book and cancel a flight home.”
If you find yourself in this predicament, then it would be wise to save more money before heading into the country.
As I said above, these laws (although annoying for travellers) do have their merit. There are some people who travel into countries without the means to do so, and they end up staying longer than they should, illegally working, or worse, begging for money in order to pay for onward travel.
Many people don’t want to pay for their flight with cash upfront and I understand that. There’s always a worry that you won’t get your money refunded from Expedia. In that case, it’s often worth it to go with an onward flight company. Which brings me to my next point.
2. Use an Onward Flight Booking Company
There are plenty of services out there that allow you to rent a ticket, but not all are created equal.
After writing this post we had a few comments (see below) telling tales of poor services that didn’t deliver on their promise for a proper onward ticket. It’s definitely best to check reviews and make sure you’re getting a legitimate company. In particular, the company FlyOnward consistently gets terrible reviews so please beware of them.
We’ve had hundreds of our readers successfully use OnwardTicket.com and have had no complaints, plus you can rent a ticket for $12 which is good for 48 hours.
The difference with other services is that this one works instantly, which means that right after you have ordered, you will receive a legitimate reservation with a PNR under your name that you can show to the airlines/ immigration. The ticket will be cancelled 48h after the booking and they also have an option “buy now receive later”.
Another highly rated company is One Way Fly. It gets good reviews on Avis Verifies and they have a nice, easy to navigate website. They can book you your onward ticket legally for a small fee that will save you having to pay the entire price for the ticket.
One could argue that this is the best option for providing proof of onward travel.
Other companies like BestOnwardTicket.com have made a business out of providing a service doing pretty much exactly what I explained in the first method in this post.
Renting a ticket will save you the time and headache of scrutinizing lengthy terms and conditions pages on airline websites or worrying about actually getting a full refund through the airline, plus you only have to provide your full name (without any passport details).
The way it works is the company books a legitimate ticket the day of your flight, sends you the confirmation email to show immigration and then automatically cancels the flight 24 hours later when you’re safely in-country and sipping cocktails on the beach.
They charge a very reasonable $7.99 for this service and you can extend the cancellation to 48 hours for slightly more.
If you don’t want to worry about refunds, cancellation policies or paying for hefty flight tickets upfront, this could be the best option for you.
3. Book & Sacrifice a Cheap Flight
If you can’t find a refundable flight on Expedia, renting a ticket, or you aren’t comfortable booking and cancelling a ticket, you can simply pay for the cheapest onward flight you can find.
Before we knew about the Expedia policies, we were forced to book flights out of countries and one time we had to sacrifice the money.
On a backpacker’s budget at the time, this was pretty detrimental to our bank accounts and was a complete waste of money.
Sometimes 1-way flights (like this one from Bangkok to Kuala Lumpur with AirAsia) can be very inexpensive
Upon entering Thailand in 2008 when we were embarking on our first ever travel adventure, we were asked for an onward ticket at the Vancouver airport.
The check-in staff wouldn’t let us board the flight to Bangkok without it, so, we found wifi and booked a flight from Phuket to Singapore with AirAsia. The flights cost us $200 in total, but it was worth it to ensure we were allowed to board our flight and begin our new lives as travellers!
If you find yourself in a predicament where you can’t book a refundable flight, you can easily book the cheapest flight you can find and sacrifice the fare in order to enter your country (sometimes partial refunds are available, but last minute you’ll likely lose all of your money).
Use Google Flights Map Feature to search multiple airports for the cheapest flight within a given region on the map.
Again, this method is completely ethical and legal as it does prove that you have means to exit the country, which is exactly what the immigration laws are requesting.
4. Book & Cancel With Points
Oftentimes, rewards flights have better cancellation policies than normally booked flights and you can usually get a refund of your points instantly. You can often call your reward credit card provider to book a refundable ticket for you.
For example, we use the TD Canada Trust First Class Infinite Visa which has a partnership with Expedia. This means that I can redeem my credit card points through Expedia.
If you wanted to, you could simply call Expedia for TD (or your own points provider) and ask them to book you a refundable ticket with your points. You could then easily cancel that flight within the given timeframe (sometimes longer than 24 hours) to receive a full refund of your points, immediately.
Many rewards credit cards are attached to similar rewards flight search engines and come with telephone travel agents who can help you ensure you’ll get a full refund.
This method works very much the same as booking a normal refundable ticket on Expedia. You’ll have to book the flight, print out the confirmation e-ticket and then cancel the flight (preferably after landing in the destination country and making it through immigration).
For travel hackers, this method may be better than the Expedia method because you don’t have to put up any money to begin with, the cancellation policies may be better and the points are usually refunded instantly.
5. Talk To Your Travel Agent
For those old-schoolers who still love their travel agents (nothing wrong with that), you can still request they send you a pre-booked itinerary as proof of onward travel.
When booking your entire trip with an agent, they may offer the service for free, but in most cases, you’ll have to pay a fee for the print-out.
As I mentioned earlier, what they are giving you is very much the same as the refundable flight I explained at the start of this post, but if you feel more comfortable with your travel agent, then all you have to do is tell them that you need proof of an onward ticket and they can help you out.
6. Just Wing it (No Pun Intended)
The riskiest method of manoeuvring the onward travel regulation (aside from the last item in this post) is to arrive at the airport and try to get on the flight, despite not having an onward ticket.
I have to be honest, before we really understood the ins and outs of the onward travel laws and before we knew about the practices in this article, we used to just wing it.
The issue is, we were told more than once that we weren’t allowed to board our flight and every time we showed up at an airport without an onward ticket, we were risking being deported at our final destination.
For these reasons, I wouldn’t recommend “winging it”. Any time you’re going to any country (yes, even if they don’t technically have the onward travel law), you should travel with proof of an onward flight.
7. Sign-Off and Hope
As a last-ditch effort, if you’re at the airport without proof of an onward flight and the airline check-in staff won’t let you board the flight, you can tell them that you have means to leave the country and plan to do so by land.
Ask them if they have a liability waiver you can sign in order to board the flight without valid proof of onward travel.
In some cases, the airline will be able to print out a contract for you at the check-in desk that basically says you do have means to leave and they are not liable for you or your travel should you be turned away by immigration at your destination airport.
This happened to us when we were flying AirChina from Japan to Mexico. We forgot to book an onward flight out of Mexico (oops).
We told the check-in staff (and eventually the airline manager at the airport) that we had means to leave Mexico and in the end, we signed an agreement to that effect and were allowed to board the flight.
Not all airlines will allow you to do this and not all circumstances will validate the use of such an agreement, so we don’t recommend this method for everyday use, but if you’re caught in a jam, it’s worth asking.
A better option (if available), is to find wifi and book a refundable ticket right there in the airport, then show the check-in staff and cancel the ticket once you’re through immigration on the other side. We’ve done this before and had no issue.
DON’T Forge a Ticket
If you’ve ever been told by someone to forge a ticket, don’t do it.
Forgery is usually done by Photoshopping existing flight itineraries, but there are also services like ReturnFlights.net that charge people to do this for them. We DO NOT recommend this method.
If you were to forge your ticket and hand it to an immigration officer, you are essentially lying to the immigration officer and therefore, breaking the law.
Using the other methods in this post, you are not lying to anyone.
You are simply providing the documentation they are requesting to see. If an immigration officer ever does ask you “are you still booked to take this flight or did you cancel it?”, then you should, of course, tell the truth.
Image By: U.S. Customs and Border Protection On Flickr
But an immigration officer will never ask that because it is not required of their job. They are only there to ensure you show them valid documentation for entry, of which an actual flight ticket or pre-booked itinerary constitutes.
If you’re handing them a forged document, you are already lying to them and if you verbally confirm that the ticket is valid, you could get yourself in serious trouble if you’re caught. Do not forge documents and never lie to any immigration officers.
In Conclusion
However you choose to show proof of onward travel, it’s important that you have it in your hand whenever entering ANY country, regardless of their onward travel laws. Think of it as an essential travel item to pack, just like your passport and your wallet.
Avoid “winging it” and never lie to immigration officers or forge an itinerary, it’s simply not worth the risk. With so many legitimate ways to provide the proper documentation, there’s no reason to cheat the system.
Some might argue that booking and cancelling flights, or renting a ticket is cheating the system, but that is false. Travel agents have been doing this for years and there have been real companies offering legal solutions for this problem since the first country legislated the law.
We’ve been asked the (very good) question of onward travel so many times that we thought it was important that we write this article to help travellers navigate these laws legally and safely.
We hope that this article has helped to relieve some of the headaches that come with long travel days and grumpy airport staff! If you did find the article useful, please share it so that others can book their onward flights with ease. Thanks for reading.
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