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duck-in-a-spaceship · 2 years ago

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Honestly the main thing I've learned from House M.D. is that before you get married, you should really make sure your spouse has the same blood type as you. Just, y'know, in case of emergency.

#house md #this was just sitting in my drafts idk why #but i think its kinda funny so enjoy #i mean honestly #the amount of times someone is like “I WILL GIVE YOU MY KIDNEYS JEFFREY”#only to be cockblocked bcs their blood types dont match up #its a lot okay #thats my point #this is a joke btw #plz dont chose the love of your life cuz they're AB positive or whatever the fuck #if we did tho #those o- bitches would be flying off the shelves #alright ive officially lost the point #send post

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