#only ones i dont like are the great fairies (too big to even see the enemies) and hestu (loud and annoying)
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"mipha is the only good character in age of calamity" methinks you're just bad at the game
#bro had not played as master kohga. or sidon. or any of them really#MASTERRRRRR KOHGAAAAA#only ones i dont like are the great fairies (too big to even see the enemies) and hestu (loud and annoying)#and monk maz koshia (i cant understand anything he says)
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and now i have to find myself a tower in a forest near a wall ...
... and look for a black, dark sorcerer !
You love fairy tales? You love Good Omens? You loved Aziraphale and Crowley in medieval clothes? Then you will love this not so little fanfic i dearly recommend to you!
Villainous by @ineffablepenguin
What it is about:
Once Upon A Time…
There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower, and a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.
The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.
Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to…
Part fairy tale, part fantasy, all love story. There’s magic, and grand romantic gestures, and Heroes and a handsome Prince, and a Villain. There are even some wild heroics, though not necessarily from who you would expect. At its core it’s simply about two (relatively) sane people living in a mad world who find each other.
What i love about it:
🫅🏼 I mean - fairytales? And a lot of them? I found it very nice to guess all the tales when stumbling upon a hint. Nice touch: in the epilogue there is a list of all the fairytales which have kind of flown into this fanfic and i am quite proud that i only missed 1 i actually know (and of course those i dont know).
👑 This story is RICH - and i mean really rich. It goes into details over everything and sometimes it reminded me of books written bei Hermann Hesse because of all the little things that kept coming and being mentioned. On my e-reader it was 566 pages! And yes, it took them about 200 pages for their first kiss 😅 That said, its always drawing a picture and reading the story is kind of seeing in your imagination. Obviously nothing is ineffable for @ineffablepenguin 😉
💪 The action scenes: oh my, its like a Schwarzenegger-movie, you cant stop reading, its fast, its furiuos ... oh, thats another movie, ngk.
🩷 The character development: both of our beloved angels start out being insecure of their roles, their place and their worth. But - this is the first fanfic i ever read, where both of them get to be BAMF !!!!
🩷 The plot: i love being suprised - i mean we do know a lot already, diving into a GO-fanfic with the tag "happy ending", right? So there were some really interesting turns and sometimes i wondered "ok, just how will this play out? How will the author get to unknot THIS?" And i have to admit, sometimes i really didn't see it coming. Very nice!
🩷 The healing: i dont know if it was on purpose or the author just felt like our ineffables needed to hear and think stuff, but actually the way their characters develop and how they help each other with it, what they are thinking etc ... reminded me a lot of trauma-therapy. So as one of those few (ähem) people who really spiraled after the big 15 of S2, this was such a nice feeling.
💫 the epilogue - this story doesnt end at happily ever after. Instead we get to know, how they make a living for themselves and sneak a little into their daily lifes. I truly appreciate that, its a nice way of comforting the Reader out of the story.
This wonderful art is from @pinkpiggy93! 🩷
Most beloved quote:
"And i love you too, my dear," he said firmly. "You are so very easy to love."
And isnt this quite a sentence, we all need to hear?
So if you are into good omens, fairytales, long fanfics to really dive in to for several hundred pages, some surprises and of course a happy ending - this is quite the story for you.
🩷🤗
Reading is not a hobby, its an attitude.
#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#fanfic#crowley#good omens fandom#good omens fanfiction#good omens fanfic rec#i read too much fanfiction#aziraphale loves crowley#crowly x aziraphale#fanfic rec#fanfic review#fanfiction#fanfiction review#slow burn#bamf#bamf crowley#bamf aziraphale
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Crossover ideas 1
TCF x TWST
(Spoiler alert. Beware)
Yall know that Lilia Vanrouge raised Malleus Draconia so I raised you this question: What happened when he meet Cale Henituse who also raised a baby dragon?
They both are father-shaped, a general/commander of war, a trusted friend of a royalty, you see the point.
I just wanna see some crossover between my beloved story/game and I do not have the skill to write a story. I only have idea.
I think its neat to put Cale in TWST world. Hes so lovable that small and big fairies alike just latched onto him even though he have such villainous traits thats barely shown unless someone mess with his loved ones. Just like a cat lounging around lazily but had no problem fcking you up.
The senate is gonna be fcked and got their golds looted or something because Cale is a scammer and got that Dominating aura and everyone keep mistaken him as a dragon.
Lilia is going to be his best friend or a platonic partner or something since they both are similars in so many ways. Look, they both have a dragon as their kid. It's perfect. let them raised them together.
Meleanor is 100% approved cuz she hates the senates and Cale did a great job giving a big middle finger at them.
Just imagined how he got dropped into this world out of the blue, cursing loudly at the gods like a sailor or just quietly seething cuz Raon is with him. Maybe he got dropped during a war, or infront of Lilia and perhaps Meleanor.
But anyway, everyone is watching him with surprise and with the intensity of the sun at what Cale, a stoic, pretty and a slender man, carrying so preciously and tenderly in his weak arms.
Its a dragon! A baby dragon!
Can you imagine the chaos? The misunderstanding? Like Raon, although his form is different than Meleanor's dragon form, he is by far most similar to her, minus the purple colour. It could be said a slight changes in characteristic due to different species of a father.
In other eyes, they probably mistaken him as the heir or that they dont know that Meleanor had two children and began to plot.
And then Raon, offended that they think he's someone elses son, pointed at Cale and said, "He's my father."
Que, everyone thinking he's a dragon or that Meleanor actually have two husbands and had hidden one. Meanwhile, Lilia here is trying to jog his memories if she ever told him about this or hes just forgot.
Or maybe Cale got send here and Raon at random place and Raon just coincidentally got dropped at the egg chamber. Everyone just thought that the egg had hatched even though its not.
Raon either admit or commit to the bit, just like Cale. Gonna trick them thinking hes the heir to the briar valley while he put this egg here inside his personal storage dimension and he latched to this one person that reminded him of Cale which is Lilia.
Lilia is sus but he had no evidence. Like, Raon is powerful alright and he's the only baby dragon here. he's also smart, but okay. The only reason he believed hes Meleanor's son is because Raon is so rebellious to the senates and they cant do anything because hes too smart and can obliterate them in one go.
And thats all, really. Dont have any ideas now. Thanks for reading this.
#twst wonderland#twst#disney twst#tcf x twst#twst x tcf#twst lilia#malleus draconia#raon miru#cale henituse#crossover#meleanor draconia#twisted wonderland#tcf#the trash of the count's family#lilia vanrouge#im begging you to do a fanfic with this kind of crossover
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didnt think this would resonate with people so much since my rants have been gettign alot less traction lately, BUT
theres some rly great points in the comments-
the horses in this game .. are just there for the pulling gimmick, like thats pretty much it, one commentor mentioned how fun it was in botw to figure out where to get the fastest horse, and man, have i ever agreed to something this much - it was a little tedious to catch the horse and go to a stable just to know how its stats where, but sometimes something being a little bit of luck or coincidence isnt too bad, good even, you where also told that spotted ones arent as fast etc so you werent left in the dark either; and id argue further that it was fun to see a pretty horse in botw and catch it and then go an a journey with it to the next stable to see what its stats were like, by that point i often didnt even care bc i had built up fondness for it through the travel there - apparently theres no 5 star speed horse anymore in totk, bc it now goes into pulling (ill be honest i think i forgot that was an extra stat there)
this extra stat is pretty .. ass tbh, that horses can pull things is neat in concept, again we keep coming back to that point, but badly excuted in this game, bc now horses have an extra stat that is extremely specific, it doesnt matter outside of pulling anything (shouldnt a horse with more strength be able to pull more ... like why not use the strength stat instead), a mechanic that is already pretty clunky with the physics alone, but then with the clunky building thing AND the fact that your horse might not be able to pull something? ass for the stupid fairy quests (seriously, who liked those shitty escort missions) you even NEED one that can pull (though idk if you can lock yourself out of this if you dont have one) ... but its pretty much also the only time isnt it? other things can be done with sonau (zonai) tech just as well, or even better-
AND you need it to be wearing the pulling gear, which you cant change on your own (WHY not?? link carries it around anyway?? you cant tell me he cant learn how to put different gear on his horse) so i tended to just run around with it on, which sucked bc it pulls on it making controling it harder if i remember correctly, and its annoying bc it always makes sounds and gets flung around bc of the physics, the only reason i did that really was bc i was tired of having to get a different horse out and changed (aesthetic anyone??) just to pull something and usually used it to get krogs to their friend, yet another meaningless task with no reason to it (why are they traveling? where? why do they disappear afterwards? who cares :)) ), bc i didnt want to deal with the building stuff (i hated how that controlled) and also not spend any of my materials just for a krog, so i just glued them to my horse, way more efficient but also more annoying (why ....... cant you just pick them up, id have carried them on hands preferably instead of glueing them to shit or having to ultrahand lift them all the time,,)
the fact that there is another big horse, and neither this one nor the old one (if you had a botw file with it) have ANY sort of different riding accessoires AND cannot pull anything??? actively bananas, what do you mean the horses resembling DRAFT horses CANNOT PULL, it cant be that hard to fit that gear to the big horse, it was a cool thing in botw bc it was the only one and resembled ganondorfs horse, especially with the gear for it (the only one mind you), i was more okay with it bc it was a one time thing and a nod to ganondorf, i didnt mind that it had no sprint, though i found it sad there were no options for its hair etc and then they add another one ...... and its even worse with the new stats added, so not only have you wasted 1-2 spots with a basically useless horse but they also cheapen each other, just like botw and totk as a whole, it stops being special (what they gonna tell me is cool about the white big horse? its descendant from raurus favorite steed? since we have to have rauru or something sonau (zonai) everywhere .. or what?)
also the ugly as shit butter horse, 'golden horse' and it looks like melted butter at best, theres a real horse with a white coat and golden glow, make it like that, make it shine, or like opal or something, no, you get butter horse, which is a regular horse but butter i guess, also thats zeldas now for some reason (botw had the special zelda white horse so i guess we needed another zelda horse ???)
did they see how useless horses would be to most people (id much rather deal with a horse than the tech stuff tbh) and then try to find a reason for horses to exist yet- and made them worse in the process??
(i will be forever salty about there never being another kind of animal you can take and register as a steed ... not even the ones you see zelda ride in the old botw2 trailer, no, those are in the game but you know what they are? gem stone vending maschines. isnt that cool? isnt that satisfying to know? they shit out gems! by eating the green glowing stones we already had in botw but had to be replaced by sonanium (zonaite?) for literally nO GODAMN REASON, i guess there wasnt enough sonau in luminous stone hhhh)
okay i typed this in a reply but i need to say this more detailed here too, the way totk dealt with horses (and stables) is bad and worse than botw imo (yes i can rant about that too, these weird choices are in every little spot in totk, its almost impressive)
in a game that lets you build cars and stupid flying maschines, towers that shoot you into the stratosphere AND teleporting points all over the place, the chance is already low that you use a horse- though i would be one of them bc i love horses and hate building and didnt find it fun at all-
(also i almost never used any parts i had with me bc you cant put them back and your dumb vehicles despawn as soon as you dont look at them- also a negative thing about that system that reinforces the feeling of actually using it being more punishing than rewarding with the added bonus of the good ol saving your health potions forever problem)
-and something i DID like was that you can have more horses and the ... one.. new color (the lil spots but only AFTER you do that one quest in the spy post)
the stable points seemed like a neat idea, but like so many things, are utterly cheatable, imo the system should have only given you a point when you visit a new stable, so you actually have to go around and visit them all
(also .. add new stables, like mini ones or sth that dont offer beds- you dont need that anyway- so you have more places in which you can get them ... why did they remove some of them anyway, shouldn there be MORE now that the land is supposedly healing/being repaired? especially the one next to the big canyon, its so empty there it would have the perfect place for sth like a new settlement or a big boss arena but no its more empty than it was before, why?? and then putting yet another repeating annoying quest there in that weirld empty place?? i just dont get it)
letting you farm points by sleeping at a stable or bringing in a horse gives you LESS incentive to actually go around the world bc you can just farm it there
(and if that was done so youd 'discover' the malanya talks to you in your sleep 'secret' ... that is literally told to you, and if its bc you dont want to force players to go around and find every stable to get all those rewards ... why do you have 140 or whatver caves then with the majority of them being the literal same thing over and over ... to make people actually use the sleeping thing there? .. why, who uses that anyway, and farming points by sleeping there .. what the hell does that add? AND THEN the stupid sleep over tickets, probably the most nothign reward ever, dont count?? i dont think i ever used one- it just all doesnt make any sense, everything plays against each other)
the upgrading system for your horse is .. once again, a neat idea horribly executed, you have to go find malanya to upgrade them, and similarly stupidly like the fairies, they only tell you what food you need for what upgrade when you are there .. or when you are sleeping in the special tm bed at a stable, randomly, one food, bc the quantity changes too
which is just so ??????????? let me go and do a quest that rewards you with a lil booklet in which you can look up what an upgrade costs, or let the stables have that, either as a list or in the menu when selecting a horse or something?? (also why the hell is malanya in a different spot anyway, like, it feels like a modder just plopped them over there, their og spot is just empty now - except for yet again a stupid filler quest for .. another big horse and a yaaaaaaaaays crystal shrine quest- ... the spot is even still called spring of the horse god .... its so stupid, just like the fairy shuffling around, like you really couldnt think of a better way to reuse that concept other than to ... move it to a different spot in the same map and map level???? and not change anything in their og spot except idk, put a hole in the map ... for one of them like .. its like they moved them around last minute just to have the semblance of things being 'changed' with no regard what makes a change actually feel like one and what just feels like, pick up thing, click on random spot on map, drop thing- its like that for the fairies and shrines too, its so dumb and .. feels disrepectful to botw and how much thought seemed to have went into these spots that were clearly built about those things)
and like it couldnt get WORSE, they cut off the paths that horses follow automatically with one of those miasma buttholes (sorry its just a hole cut into the map, it doesnt even look like miasma burst through, it just .. cut out) a monster camp (that RESPAWNS, i thought those camps you clear with a quest would stay clear, but that would make sense, so of course it respawns and you can do the frame rate killer quest over and over yippieee) or otherwise like, with a big rock or a broken bridge-
and there is NO WAY to create a new path or fix or move anything in a game ABOUT BUILDING supposedly, like you needed more reasons to never use a horse????? i liked jsut hopping on and letting them follow a path and chill looking at the landscape, you cant do this here, and you cant even excuse it with 'its bc of the theme' as in, stuff is destroyed bc calamity 1.5 or whatever bc nothing in the game makes it feel like theres anything actually at stake, but the real crime is to make it not be fixable. WHY??? link moves entire buildings with ease but cant move one freaking rock that fell into a river?????? you swing around logs like a club but cant fix a bridge so your horse can get over it??????????????????????????????
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#ganondoodles rants#totk critical#hhhhi need to stop#there this weird thing about totk#where it copies everything from botw#and changes its look slightly#and expects you to think its just as cool and unique and not a cheap copy#and then theres these rly weird changes#like the wolly rhinos missing from hebra#WHY#most people wont even notice so whyy take them out????#it doesnt change anything other than make the world feel even more static#the whole game really is just a giant checklist#nothign means anything#the only reason anythign exists is to cross of the list#grind over grind and grind#nothign is interestign anymore
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major spoilers
working my way towards the forgotten temple and found a well that went all the way to the depths...girl help idw to do this again so soon 😭
unfortunately i feel compelled
at least there's a lightroot right off the bat. thank god
amazing how you can see across half the map btw. like theres shit lit up literally that far away from me but i can see it from here
gloom chest??
GLOOM MOLDUGA HELLOOOOO
no ugh wait its just that water temple boss nooooo
FINALLY got it. that took for fucking EVERRR
there better be something real fuckin good in this chest.
YOOOOO a huge crystalized charge........worth 100, so another energy well basically. i wanted armor but ill take it lol
got pulverized by a monster camp. this is why i never engage them lol i have less than half my hearts remaining
i'm right under the forgotten temple!! pleeeease let there be something cool here.........
"cliff bargainer statue" i don't fucking see it
oh. that can't be it. that's so...big
girl help how do i get it to bargain?? it's creepy also
i climed it to the top and i started getting mist like in the lost woods...i'm on top of a giant statue on top of a huge mountain, am i too close to the "ceiling"? i wonder what happens when you get too high? i'm not patient enough to find out for myself but i eagerly await the youtube videos in my future
oh!!! you can buy one of a kind items from the statues now...if i broke biggoron's sword or for some reason sold oot link's tunic, i could purchase another. thank goodness lol
OH I WENT ON TOP OF HIS HEAD AND I DID FIND THE CEILING.........
too bad i can't ascend thru it lol
since i was so high up, i easily scored another lightroot that would have been hugely difficult to get otherwise
im fast traveling back to the forgotten temple since thats where i was going anyway. theres only so much of the depths a girl can take lol
god i'm so low on food i need to stop and cook and also to unlock more great fairies augh
i read somewhere the game gets harder w every temple, and here i am still wearing level 2 armor...
wait...this room behind the toppled goddess statue...THIS IS SONIA'S GRAVE HOLY SHIT
I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE IT THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE...i hadn't seen it in cutscenes yet...man, 10k years later...that's fucking insane
it's also weird that there are supposedly 12 dragon tears and only 11 on this map...i bet the last one is hidden somehow and it's gonna fuck me up
oh!!! i can see a great fairy from here...i probably can't help her without doing the quest though :/
well, at least i can go find the stable/shrine and make a fast travel point lol
i see a dragon that i THOUGHT was naydra...but it's too...gold?? i zoomed in on it and that's definitely not naydra
Is That Zelda.
CAMERA SAYS LIGHT DRAGON IS THAT ZELDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL COME BACK I AM DOWN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
i can't get to her...whaatatata the ffucckckc
oh my GODDDD GIRL COME BACK.........................
even if i fast traveled somewhere high enough that i could reach her...wouldn't she despawn...?
worth a shot i guess
SHES STILL HERE AND MY MASTER SWORD QUEST MARKER IS THERE
GIRL I AM COMING TO FIND YOU
actually lmao i dont have enough stamina potions for this sob
wait wait she's headed towards the forest so maybe if i come AT her instead of chasing her.......
YES YES YES I STILL SEE HER GIRL I AM COMING TO FIND YOU
i l
i landed on her. oh my god
i'm choked up. girl WAKE UP.......
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i tried to grab it which obviously hurt her!!! and i have to! have! enough stamina!!!!!!!
WHAT IF I NEVER FIND HER AGAIN
i hate to leave her like this. i'm distraught!!!!!!!!!!
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Thank you so much for the "Them with a cursed reader from Khaenri'ah", it was so great!!.
Im somehow sad, I lost my 50/50 in the banner of Raiden (I dont have Raiden), in the 75 pulls I got Jean C2, Sara C1 and Bennet C6, soo may I have a another request?
In the misadventures of Abyss herald reader, what if the traveler and paimon go to Enkanomiya, but got the help of Reader, Raiden Ei, Ganyu and Yae miko (separeted), there they meet again Enjou (Enjou and Abyss Herald reader are best friends even if Reader dont follow the abyss), so when Enjou see Abyss Herald reader and ask them "your friends?" Reader is like "yeah and my girlfriend" ( pointing out Ei/Ganyu/Yae and its when Enjou become the Cloud reteiner of reader, spilling a lot of embarrasing facts about reader, how they become friends, etc and its only when reader its about to hit them to shut him up , Enjou say to Ei/Ganyu/Yae "please take care of them, they may be an idiot that like to eat a lot, but its my best friend and congratulations for the relationship, I will wait for the invitation for the weeding!" and disappear
How Ei, Ganyu and yae will react about the embarrasing info of reader (you can chose whats the info), the congratulation and meeting one of the Abyss Herald reader friends
Them with a cursed reader from Khaenri'ah part 2
part of the 'misadventures of Abyss herald reader' series / part 1
characters: Ei/Ganyu/Yae Miko x gn!reader (seperate)
warnings: none
a/n: I decided to do the part up until their reactions just once, since it basically would be the same everywhere anyways, so I hope that's no problem for you. I also did a big mistake by skipping the voice-lines of Enjou since I have the audio on japanese and had basically no idea about how iconic his english dub is, but I watched it on youtube, so I hope I got him right.
Oh and also rip for you loosing your 50/50, I know how it feels, I only won my first ever 50/50 to Yoimiya, which I'm really happy about, since I love her, but still.
Anyway, hope you enjoy!
After your past and your secret were discovered, you expected you everyday live to change drastically. But the only thing that was different from before, was that you didn’t have to keep any big secrets anymore. There were the occasional smaller ones, but nothing too dramatic. You still tried to avoid using your Abyss Herald form any longer than necessary, but when the traveller asked you and lover to help them explore Enkanomiya as a way to pay them back for their help in the past, you were forced to transform a lot of times.
Just when it looked like the three of you had finally finished your exploration, the little fairy accompanying the traveller pointed somewhere into the distance.
“Look! There’s Enjou. What is he doing here?”, hearing that name alone made you freeze, and when you looked in the direction and made eye-contact with the Abyss Lector. You hadn’t even had the chance to turn around and leave, before he had already caught up to you.
“I can’t believe it, y/n! When was the last time we met? It had to be ages ago”, he greeted you excitedly, something which made your companions stare at you with a confused look on their faces.
“You two know each other?”, the traveller asked. Once the words left their mouth, Enjou’s head instantly turned into their direction.
“Oh, it’s you. Of course we know each other. We are best friends”, he said, but when Paimon looked at you and awaited your answer, you simply mumbled something about being acquaintances with him. What followed was a marathon of all kinds of stories about your past, each one more embarrassing than the last one. Only at the end, when you decided to stop him, did he notice your significant other.
“Oh is that your wife?”, he asked while turning back to you, but before she had a chance to say anything, an answer came out of your mouth.
“No, just my girlfriend. Don’t you have anything more important to do than standing here and talking about the past?”, you asked, with your annoyance written clearly all over your face. It was then, that the Abyss Lector jerked as if he just then realised what he was actually trying to do.
“You know what? You’re right. It was nice to see you again and I regret not being able to see you earlier, but you know where you can find me, so don’t forget to invite me to your wedding”, he made a playful gesture at you before teleporting away, not leaving anyone time to respond.
You tried to mask your blush as good as possible before you heard a voice from behind you.
“Wedding?”
Ei
Ei of course knew what a wedding was, while there were many new things in Inazuma that confused her, the concept of humans binding each other by marriage already existed before she shut herself in the Plane of Euthymia. What she didn’t understand was why you would have a wedding to invite your friend to, when you already had her.
“Why would you have a wedding when you’re already with me?”, she asked herself out loud, something that made it clear for you, that she thankfully didn’t understand Enjou’s teasing as such.
“Yeah, I have no idea what he meant with that. Anyway, let’s move on, I can’t wait to finally relax at home”, you decided to play it off as if Ei wasn’t the only one that didn’t understand it before eyeing the traveller and their companion, to not explain it to her.
Ganyu
Even though Ganyu lived for thousands of years, most of the time was spent with working for Rex lapis, so every mention of anything having to do with romance always caused her head to get flooded with too much blood. But the mentions of you and her having a wedding brought her flusteredness to completely new levels.
“N-not that I have anything against it, in fact I would love to someday, but-”, Ganyu stopped her nervous rambling once she realised what she was saying and immediately tried to correct herself, only to then panic once again when worrying that she might have accidentally said something that could have insulted you.
“Don’t worry Ganyu, I know what you mean. Let’s get back home and forget everything that happened”, you finally stopped her cycle of panicking and she quickly agreed with you, but it would be some time before one of you had enough courage to even look at the other without getting completely flustered.
Yae Miko
It would have been a lie for Yae to say that she wasn’t surprised to hear what the Abyss Lector had to say, but instead of getting embarrassed, she decided to continue in his footsteps and tease you even more. How couldn’t she? Your reactions to such small calibre teases were already adorable enough, so it would be a waste to not do anything.
All it took for you to figure out what was happening in Miko’s brain was to see the smug on her face. And while you were already blushing from what happened just moments before, it was nothing compared to the dread you were feeling now. Your first priority was damage-control, and so you decided to drag Yae as far from the traveller as possible. And while the teasing that followed was almost too much to bear, you at least made sure that nobody except the two of you would get to hear it.
#genshin x you#genshin impact#genshin x reader#genshin x y/n#genshin impact x reader#ei x reader#raiden shogun x reader#baal x reader#ei x y/n#ei x you#yae miko x reader#yae miko#gi ganyu#ganyu#ganyu x you#ganyu x y/n#ganyu x reader
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I love your writing and how much you’re able to bring out the true personalities of each character!! I was wondering if you could do Kaeya, Xiao, Diluc, Zhongli, and Childe celebrating y/n’s bday. (My birthday was a couple of days ago but I didn’t receive any greetings from my genshin team for some reason... 😔)
happy birthday
a/n: SO SORRY FOR THE DELAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! as for your problem, have you tried looking in character>voiceover>voicelines? the wishes should appear there, i dont know what happened if they don't
plot: celebrating the reader's birthday
contains: kaeya, diluc, tartaglia, xiao, zhongli
warnings: brief mentions of alcohol, otherwise pure fluff
kaeya
a surprise party
to be completely honest, kaeya barely cares about his own birthday enough to even remember the date
and obviously he does remember yours, how could he not, but- he's just not used to celebrating, you know?
so watch him know very well your birthday is coming up, with a mindset like: "okay, you've got time, you'll figure something great out, it's gonna be amazing"
and the day or two before he realizes, he indeed wants to do something great and amazing, but he completely ran out of time
fortunately, who cares about reservations when your brother's a bar owner, right?
he figures out that if he waits till sunset with the party he still has an entire day he can spend of preparing everything he needs
so as you sleep peacefully, he sneaks out of the room at the break of dawn, ready to work his ass off
he doesn't want you feeling bad, after all, right?
the thing is, you do start to feel a bit bad, as an entire morning goes by, and not only is kaeya nowhere in sight, literally nobody is! you walk through the streets of mondstadt, looking for any familiar face to spend the time with, but the city seems awfully empty of your friends. you end up having fun at diona's cat's tail, her complaining about everyone, and you, surprisingly, joining in, but it still doesn't replace the companion of your friends.
you go over your day as per usual, and decide to bake yourself a cake, since you think that'll cheer you up. you run out of flour, though, so it's necessary to go over to the store and stock up on some. right as you cross the city's main square, you run into diluc.
"oh, sorry, haven't seen you" you say, not even lifting up your face to look at who's chest did you bump on, until he grabs your wrist, stopping you in your tracks.
"someone looks dejected" he says, and you almost want to punch him for not realizing why. instead of doing that, however pleasing it sounds, you just shrug your shoulders. "come on, you look like you could use a special drink of mine"
and with that, he pulls you towards angel's share, letting you complain about your day, though you don't explicitly say it's your birthday, still mad he didn't remember that on his own.
"so he completely ditched you without a word?" he acts surprised and offended "that's so awful-" he continues, opening the door before you.
just as he opens it, and you hear the word "awful" you see the bar as if for the first time. flowery garlands are up beneath the ceiling, the tables are arranged differently and covered with colorful, pastel table cloths, music is playing. the backdoor is opened and you see the outside of the building decorated in a similar manner, candles and fairy lights spread all over the place.
the sun is slowly setting over the buildings visible through the back door, and the atmosphere inside borders on magical, but to top that all off-
"happy birthday!" you hear a lot of voices shout, and your eyes widen at the sight of all those who you hold dear present. you can't help but smile, seeing all of them cheer, grinning from ear to ear.
"i-" you look over at diluc "how'd you pull this off?"
you swear you saw him crack a soft smile before admitting that he in fact, didn't. you're about to ask who did, then, but you're interrupted by a silvery voice, coming from behind you.
"i did" the voice says, a hand moving to cover your eyes "wanna guess who?" you hear a whisper inches away from your ear, shaking from surprise.
affection swells in your chest as you quietly say "kaeya", your smile growing fondler, knowing that aside from all your friends, he's here too, and as a mastermind, at that.
"hope you don't hold leaving you by yourself for a couple of hours against me" he continues, arms sneaking around your waist, chin rested on your shoulder "d'ya like it?"
emotion gets the better of you, and you don't know what to say, so choose only to nod eagerly.
"a lot" you finally whisper, much to kaeya's satisfaction.
"happy birthday, then" he says, suddenly pulling away from you, as to exclaim loudly "attention everyone!!" he takes a fork to ring on his glass "i hereby declare, that the next round's on me!"
cheers fill the room, along with one "yea right" and another "like we'd believe that" before the owner of the bar speaks up as well.
"as much as i'd like to see that" diluc settles "today's drinks are on the house."
diluc
a magical evening
so he’s a fan of planning
not a diehard fan, but a fan nonetheless
it’s just, he would rather have things planned ahead than wake up a day before and not know what to do (like a kaeya) like an idiot.
so you bet he has already calculated how much time he has left the moment you told him the date of your birthday.
unlike kaeya, he prefers to be working alone, but also likes to keep his plans a surprise. he himself hates surprises, but has to admit, doing one for someone else is quite the fun
he stays quiet about your birthday coming up until the very last moment, and if you want to ask him if he wants to do anything with you that day, he says he already has something in mind, you know, nonchalantly. as if he hadn’t been thinking about it for archons know how long
he’ll wake up before you just to wish you a happy birthday the moment you wake up, and he might be unusually affectionate for a bit, but don’t even bother asking what he has planned out - he won’t tell, not even if you beg.
diluc wanted to kick you out of the house all day. “oh, there’s shopping to be done” “oh, this lady wanted to talk to you”, or “you know, come to think of it, didn’t jean say she had something she’d wanted to show you for your birthday?” every lame excuse in the book, he has used it.
you decide to finally grant him what he so obviously wanted, and leave, choosing to walk all around the city, and even outside the gates, you make it quite a trip, not knowing when to come back.
you smile upon thinking about how secretive he tried to be, but how even he, the mighty descendant of one of the noble families of mondstadt, a man as collected and stoic as can be, couldn’t contain his excitement. you saw all his little side smiles and the way he bit his lip a little after settling today’s rough plans with you, he was so happy, you’re satisfied just by seeing that, sometimes forgetting the real reason for why he was actively plotting something.
you walk and walk, and then walk some more, but your legs start to hurt, and you’re growing hungry, so you decide to finally get back home.
when you approach the winery, you can see the lights in the ballroom are lit up from a mile away. your heart can’t help but flip with excitement, since diluc hates using the room, hates throwing parties, and would much rather just forget it exists.
it’s a beautiful venue though, looks like something out of a fairytale, and you always tell him how much you love it. it’s no surprised he decided to use it, but you can’t wait to see it anyway.
as you get closer to the building, it becomes more and more apparent that the ballroom isn’t the only place that got upgraded to a five star level for one night and one night only. the building looks amazing, and the gates are open all the way, as if there was a party to be thrown and guests to arrive any time soon.
but as you’re welcomed into the mansion, there’s no one else in the hall, other than a dressed up diluc, his hair in a high pony, just how you always said you liked it, wearing a suit you hadn’t seen on him since... well, you don’t even recall.
“well, if it isn’t my honorary guest” he announces with an official tone, almost making you a bit flustered.
“what’s all this? am i not, i don’t know, underdressed?” you giggle nervously, and he approaches you, a tiny little black box in his hand.
“you could wear a potato sack and shine brighter than all the stars together” he says softly, showing you the little box. “and as tradition orders, happy birthday.”
you carefully open the box, a simple, silver necklace resting on the little cushion inside. you take it out, and watch the ornament, but can’t for the life of you figure out what it is.
“you see” diluc provides an explanation “it’s a common thing to do to gift someone jewellery as a gift, and almost as common to have necklaces with your star constellation. that is, the allignment the stars were in the moment you were born. but i decided, that i wanted to give you one with the alignment that shone on the sky on the happiest day of my life. well, according to mona it did.”
you stay silent for a second, astonished with the present, before asking
“and that is?”
“the day we met.”
tartaglia
how to surprise your lover 101
when i tell you this boy knew EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING from the moment he first thought of it
now. he loves celebrating, anything, really, the atmosphere of a party is almost magnetic to him
he grew up thinking every person deserves to have an amazing day once a year, only about themselves, so it’s very obvious to him that he IS doing something, and it needs to be huge
now, in a family as big as his, it was hard to keep things a secret, so he developed a whole plan on how to avoid having you finding out what he was planning
and that is: by having you know
it’s really getting annoying, how everybody keeps walking up to you, for a good week now, and asking if you’re excited for the big party childe’s throwing. the first time you hear it, you almost immediately run to confront him about it, since you explicitly said that a party, a big one, at that, is the last thing you want.
he obviously says that it’s nothing, and you needn’t worry about that. not that you trust his words, obviously, but you let it go, partly because you know how attached he is to the idea of a huge celebration, and partly because arguing with someone as stubborn can really be tiring.
so you settle, and fake a smile for every conversation with the alleged “guests” for your alleged party, thinking you’ll just suffer through it and then just do something with your childe the next day, having yourself plan it.
the wait is stressful, and when you finally see tartaglia walk through your bedroom door, dressed up really nicely, with a soft ribbon to tie on your eyes, so you wouldn’t see anything before it’s “time”, you almost want to ditch him, but that would be too rude.
complying begrudgingly, you let him guide you through the city, feeling the cold evening air hit your skin, wondering where did he set up this party of his, since you don’t hear anything.
oh god, is everyone gonna jump out of hiding yelling “happy birthday”? please, not that, at least not that.
when he finally unties the material covering your eyes, you see nothing but a wooden platform at the end of the harbor, with a blanket set up, some really nice-smelling food and what appears to be champagne laying on it. the sun is setting slowly behind the mountains in the distance, the only sound you hear being waves crushing on the rocks.
you can’t help but gasp.
“but” you turn around to face childe with a questioning look “what about the party?”
“what party?” he looks surprised “i never said anything about any party” he adds with a knowing smirk.
as you analyze your surroundings, he watches you with a soft smile.
“come on, don’t be so shocked now” he finally says “i know you better than to plan you something you’d hate. i’m not THAT much of an asshole”
his giggle sounds almost too good in the beautiful scenery around you, and you can’t help but let your eyes water for a little while, before rapidly blinking the tears back.
“is this more similar to what you’ve dreamed of?” he asks.
“yeah” you whisper “yes, it is”
“well, that’s the only thing that matters. shall we?” his hand points to the blanket, and you nod, smiling.
this may or may not be inspired by that one episode of Brooklyn 9-9
xiao
trying something new
birthdays? what’s that
you mean to tell him he has lived two thousand years of his life without realizing the day it was brought to him should be celebrated?
yup, no, you can explain it all you want, he still doesn’t get the idea. he just finds it to be way too trivial, okay?
what gets to him, though, is that there’s a custom of doing something meaningful for the person celebrating their birthday, to make them feel important
well, you should’ve led with that, that he can do!
he would never just go and straight up ask for help if he needed any. so don’t be surprised if you hear yet more new stories about the yaksha that allegedly lives near wangshu inn sneaking into the kitchen, or watching through the glass.
he spends HOURS waiting for the chef to finally prepare the dish he hopes for, and once he does, he follows every step very carefully. and then again. and again. and one more time, up until he feels he can do it himself.
when he finally gets to enter said kitchen, it’s already way past midnight, and everything is dark, barely visible. he manages to find his way around, though, preparing all the ingredients, and starting to mix them the same way the chef did.
turns out it’s not as easy as it looks, for example, he didn’t measure how long this thing is supposed to be cooked, or on what temperature, so the process gets a little messy at one point. he might even have to start over. like, twice, tops.
it’s already nearing dusk when he finishes, taking the fruit of his works with him.
as per usual, you wait for him on the roof, and as per usual you don’t realize he’s right behind you until he speaks up.
“happy birthday” he says out of the blue, causing you to jump up in shock.
“oh my, xiao, you scared me! again!” you laugh.
“it’s today, isn’t it?” he continues, as if he didn’t hear you. when he sees you nod, he awkwardly shows you the package he held behind his back, watching closely as you open it with a questioning look.
inside, there’s a carefully wrapped serving of almond tofu, it could use a little bit of touch ups, but it still looks and smells delicious nonetheless.
“did you do this yourself?” you turn around to face him, smiling in disbelief
“mhm” he gets a little flustered, and decides not to tell you about his little kitchen adventure. “is it… is it good?” he asks, and you smile even more fondly.
“why don’t you come over here and taste it with me?”
zhongli
one can never go wrong with a classic
zhongli knows every single tradition there is to know.
literally.
so you don’t have to even tell him anything - he knows. he might not know what to do with his knowledge, but he does know what would make you happy
this man is a gentleman who believes that some moves to make someone swoon never get old
he even got a free day from work just for the occasion, or he may just think he told hu tao that he wants it? either way, he’s not there. not like his boss isn’t used to it.
right as the clock strikes 5 pm, you hear a knocking on your door. checking how you look one last time, you smile to the reflection in the mirror, and walk over to answer.
as you open said door, you find yourself dumbfounded at the sight of a completely soaked zhongli, rain pouring heavily behind his back. his hair sticks to his face, and all the layers of his suit seem drenched to their very core, but a smile you see so rarely paints his face, as he presents you with a bouquet of flowers.
and my oh my, just how huge is it! he barely even manages to hold it in hand, and the flower crowns hide his entire chest and half his face when he places them in front of you.
“i believe this is for you” he says gently “are you ready to go?”
you can’t even find the right words, as you size the bouquet up, taking it from him with a quiet “thank you so much” before taking it back to the house, already in search of the right vase to put them in.
“may i come in and dry myself up a bit?” he asks, still from the doorstep, and you laugh before granting him the permission.
when the both of you are ready to go, you meet in the hallway, both smiling softly at the other, a bit awkwardly, as the beginning of every meeting is.
“you look even better than usually” he finally says, pride rising in his chest at how your grin widens.
“same goes for you, mr zhongli” you answer just as cheekily, waiting for what he’s gonna say next.
“well, thank you, but i don’t think today’s about me now, is it?” he counters with a bit of a side eye. “shall we go?” he points to the open door, and the both of you leave, you grabbing his arm to fit under one umbrella.
“may i ask where’re we going?”
you can’t miss the way his smile turns prideful and confident as he says:
“i” he accentuates “am taking you out to dinner”
he might feel a bit offended by how sarcastically you gasp at the revelation, but it’s okay. as long as he gets to see you laugh, it’s okay.
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i DID read all of these except for the one specified.
not pictured:
-all the authors ripping off their actual successes like the pigeon goes to school or clifford takes a shit or whatever the hell. those are all f tier
-one of my favorites, "good news, bad news" which i couldnt find in the room where books are kept. thats a tier
S TIER:
-everything is connected by jason gruhl, illustrated by ignasi font. can't really communicate how good this one is, makes me want to write picture books
-happy (says mies van hout and lemniscaat but i dont know who the author is out of those). highly expressive drawings of fish paired with simple labels of emotions. i LOVE things that encourage kids to look at more abstract art
A TIER:
-pete the cat and his four groovy buttons, written by eric litwin and illustrated by painter james dean who i believe did pete the cat before he was books. cute and not nearly enough childrens books with a message of "don't worry too much"
-harry the dirty dog by gene zion, illustrated by margaret bloy graham. a fascinating allegory for the human condition and it teaches kids about negative space
-not quite narwhal by jessie sima. very nice and positive outlook on multiple identities, perfectly executed. twee but who cares
-on the night you were born by nancy tillman. highly joyful and lightly religious.
-meesha makes friends by tom percival. about autism, kinda heavy handed, still nice
-what will fit? by grace lin. visual mathematics and spatial reasoning. too rare in books for young children
-bringing the rain to kapiti plain by verna aardema illustrated by beatriz vidal. lovely fairy tale, nice rhyming, was one of my favorites as a kid
-the red book by barbara lehman. no words, fascinating storytelling. loses a few points because its reliant on the kid audience paying close attention
-the color kittens by margaret wise brown. the best classic little golden book ive ever seen by far. little more than that.
-go, dog, go! by pt eastman. a good seuss disciple until the part where all the dogs have a party in the tree, a concept which i remember bringing great delight to me and other young girls
-the family book by todd parr. todd the legend. this is his only book here and it's a perfect a. nothing noteworthy but books like this dont need to be
-ten little fingers and ten little toes by mem fox, illustrations by helen oxbury. the best of the "youre a baby" books here. nice and cute message of all babies on earth but loses points because there have to be some babies born with a different amount of digits right
B TIER:
-i see you (by?) eric carle. eric the legend. this one is adorable, exactly the quality youd expect from such an artist.
-fry bread by kevin noble maillard, illustrated by juana martinez-neal. massive bonus points for the pages covered with tribe names. great example of how to introduce things like this to kids without downplaying the size of history
-the mouse, the strawberry, and the big hungry bear by don and audrey wood, illustrated by don wood. i just realized myparents are gonna be really mad if they come home and the floor is covered in books. even cuter when i realized its written by two people.
-walking together by elder albert d marshall and louise zimanyi, illustrated by emily kewageshig. simple injection of native spirituality, would cause kids to ask questions (good)
-the umbrella by beth ferry and tom lichtenheld. simple but holds attention perfectly until the payoff.
-the very hungry caterpillar by eric carle. eric the legend. classic on its own. nothing to say
-abuela by arthur dorros, illustrated by elisa kleven. another sweet family story. extra love that it teaches spanish without feeling catered towards english speaking white kids.
-thunder bunny by barbara helen berger. best of all the "animal is born with a weird trait" stories present for its shameless mythologization.
-here and now by julia denos, illustrated by e b goodale. a lot of basic stuff about mindfulness that wouldve went in one of my ears and out the other, but i think they hit on more by asking children to think directly about the book being in their hands or their teachers hands, their bodies being positioned in relation to that, the floor and ground, and so on. its almost like simulation psychadelics in that sense
-the tenth good thing about barney by judith viorst, illustrated by erik blegvad. good basic meditation on death but wordy
-mr brown can moo! can you? by dr seuss. theodore. i wasnt going to put this any higher because i have nothing to say but what could i complain about
-a little stuck by oliver jeffers. apparently an abridged version of stuck? boring but thats the point, which is a good artistic concept to introduce to kids. i would talk about it if i were a librarian
-goodnight moon by margaret wise brown. was always boring to me, but legendary as a work of poetry
-the empty pot by demi (no further information). i love classical allegories!! i dont know if children do so much though
-in the attic by hiawyn oram, illustrated by satoshi kitamura. kind of story thats overdone except for the twist at the end which wraps it up nicely.
-og clifford by norman bridwell. i forgot there was an actual premise in the first book
C TIER:
-moon by britta teckentrap. cute concept, wouldve bored me.
-little you by richard camp, illustrated by julie flett. also lovely but would have bored me.
-it's spring! by samantha berger and pamela chanko, illustrated by melissa sweet. was expecting this to be nothing but it's definitely something. interesting that this one took two people to write though
-where the wild things are by maurice sendak. never cared about it as a kid but legendary art.
-little blue truck by alice schertle, illustrated by jill mcelmurry. the best of all the "relatively small machine" stories present.
-a friend for growl bear by margot austin illustrated by david mcphail. some fake ass last names in here. one of my favorites as a child but it also made me sad until the last page
-the snowy day by ezra jack keats. god tier illustrations, wouldve bored me.
-are you my mother by p d eastman. nice, classic. been aped plenty.
-my heart fills with happiness by monique gray smith, illustrations by julie flett. hold on pause post. another one that does nothing wrong but i would not have taken much from it
-don't let the pigeon drive the bus! by mo willems. very great concept leaning into child contrarianism, i saw an interactive childrens theater play based on it once and it was very fun
-"huggy kissy" and "potty", from a series of other books with similar names, by leslie patricelli. unexpectedly cute and concise but expectedly very basic, no points for narrative effort
-blueberry girl by neil gaiman, illustrated by charles ves (?) i cant see the name now in the photo i took. as i read this i thought "this is nicely structured and sweet but has weird appropriative white people vibes". then i saw the author and that made sense. my prayer for neil gaimans daughter is a bit different: break contact asap
-lloyd finds his whalesong by skylaar amann. not particularly unique but a good opportunity to teach about different forms of communication between humans and animals
-along came a fox by geogiana deutsch, illustrated by cally johnson-isaacs. story concept is b tier but the aesthetics chosen are simply too generic
-full, full, full of love by trish cooke illusrated by paul howard. this one is boring by way of plot but pro-soul food family books can only go so wrong. as things stand theres too many books about white children eating apple slices with grandpa i dont fucking care
-aberts tree by jenni desmond. interestingly, uses the same forest aesthetics i hated in along came a fox, but i dont find them as grating here. the story is ok
-all you need for a snowman by alice schertle, illustrated by barbara lavalee. as a child i did not understand the premise that the children are doing a stone soup type of thing. to me it was just a book about snowmen with an increasing number of words in the same sentence which is pretty common for childrens books
D TIER:
-the mole sisters and the question, other mole sisters books, by roslyn schwartz. for some reason reading these made me genuinely mad but i cant dock too many points because i literally cant put my finger on why
-the hike by allison farrell. LOVE the words on each page labelling the visible elements of nature. dont really care about any other part of this
-stellaluna by janell cannon. sorry but i think this one is boring. you only liked it because you thought the bat was cute. overhyped
-i am perfectly designed by karamo brown, with jason "rachel" brown, illustrated by annosha syed. theoretically sweet and moving but the art style does something bad to my feelings towards humanity
-lola reads to leo, lola plants a garden, lola visits the library by anna mcquinn. very goody two shoes, would have hated this, but slightly better production quality than most other equivalent books. ranked in order of most to least premise
-outside in by underwood/derby (??). very preachy. important subject, but not a lot of room for kids to think about it for themselves
-the lion and the mouse by jerry pinkney. i love when fables are retold in a more conscious and empathetic manner like this and i like wordless stories but the realistic art style combined with no words wouldve meant i tuned out instantly if this was ever "read" to me like it would instantly dissolve in my brain
-tumble bumble by felicia bond. plotless and the art style makes me sigh but i also "liked" this one a lot when i was young (prompted thoughts of spatial reasoning in my mind, i actually remember finding it a bit frustrating)
-the piggy in the puddle by charlotte pomerantz, illustrated by james marshall. art is very cute to me as an adult but i wouldve disliked this for the general lack of payoff
-let's go, froggy! by i cant tell the page is ripped. subject matter is something i was deeply frustrated by as a child but in theory i like these kinds of narratives where parents make the same mistake as their children. execution is mediocre.
-i am a bunny by ole risom, pictures by richard scarry. holy shit i dont care. im so mad at the idea of trying to form an opinion on this
- i am a mouse by ole risom, pictures by richard scarry. are you fucking shitting me dude
-annie and the wild animals by jan brett. i also dont know what the hell i could possibly say about this one. ranked lower than the others for feeling slightly pretentious without the presence of any intelligence to justify it.
-the maybe garden by kimberly burke-weiner, illustrated by fredrika p spillman. this is a bad picture book for children but honestly a pretty good one for adults. i think the value of the message and tone would be lost on children it would just be really boring to them
-i can do it! by trish holland, illustrated by vanessa brantley newton. this is a childrens book written to appeal to adults, not like the one i just described above being good for adults to read, but for adults to feel good about giving to their kids who will not care because its just a portrayal of a child going to school. i remember books like this having a condescending feeling that made me mad though i didnt know why at the time. its because theres nothing for a child to get from this its for parents
-a fox found a box by ged adamson. same watercolor woodland aesthetics i hate, story adds nothing to make it worthwhile
-mike mulligan and his steam shovel by virginia lee burton. love the personification of the steam shovel, everything else is dismal
F TIER:
-many moons by james thurber, illustrated by louis slobodkin. i usually like fairy tales more than this. i think i always hated stories where characters were tricked superficially like this by people close to them because i was scared of that
-seeds and trees by brandon walden, illustrated by kristen and kevin howdeshell. what the hell did the author of this book do. this is some james sunderland shit
-the rainbabies by laura krauss melmed, illustrated by jim lamarche. boring and i hate how close the old people are to you in the drawings. i like the old man on the back pogging though
-bear and wolf by daniel salmieri. waste of paper. literally what was the fucking point of this
-elizabeth hen by siobahn dodds. wouldve been a great way to teach about the difference between fertilized and unfertilized eggs but thats too close to sex i guess so lets just waste more fucking time and paper and ink
-good dog, carl by alexandra day. seems like someone politely informing you of a better childrens book you could write than this one
-charlies superhero underpants by paul bright and lee wildish. wouldve scored higher if the book jacket didnt use fucking metallic print. insanely self important for something with no substance
-the seven silly eaters by mary ann hoberman, illustrated by marla frazee. this poor woman gets no fucking break until her kids make her a cake on ACCIDENT
-the rose in my garden written by arnold lobel, illustrated by anita lobel. i remember that i read this one but i cant for the life of me remember what it was "about", im guessing nothing
-the night before kindergarten by natasha wing, illustrated by julie durrell. oh my god i dont care. get this white child out of my sight forever
-franklin and the thunderstorm by paulette bourgeois, illustrated by brenda clark. i fucking hate franklin
-i'm a bulldozer by dennis r shealy, illustrated by bob staake. propaganda
-the little snowplow by lora koehler, illustrated by jake parker. less informative that the previous one and i hate the snowplows fucking face.
-all baby einstien books. in a complete inversion of the name, these are an insult to the intelligence of the age group zero and up
-maybe by kobi yamada, illustrated by gabriella barouch. trying to skate by on the talent of your illustrator is low.
-my beautiful child by lisa desimini and matt mahurin. dont remember a single thing about this but apparently it sucked
-emma's pet by david mcphail. ??? what relation does this have to anything. i genuinely cant think of a thing to take from this as an adult i dont know why it was made
HELL TIER:
last week tonight with john oliver presents: a day in the life of marlon bundo, by jill twiss, illustrated by e g keller. i did not even open this one. everyone involved in making this should be burnt at the stake. apologize to marlon brando. apologize to rabbits. apologize to children. apologize to art
this weekend im staying at the house i work at and ill be making a tier list of all the childrens picture books there
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Captive Love Chapter 1
Prince!Yoongi x Maid!Reader
AN: this MIGHT turn into an ot7 fic. honestly depends on my mood, i dont rlly have a plan for this so it might not even be completed itself. Here is the first chapter for it. lmk what y’all think!!
If y’all like it, i will keep posting, but I will be busy until May with university assignments.
WARNING: Implied death, cursing, sexual references. There will be more smut and violence to come in future chapters. If anyone is triggered by smut, non-con, death or violence, DO NOT INTERACT ANY FURTHER IN THIS BOOK.
The man watched with cold eyes as the young female body fell from his hold to the floor with a thud. He kneeled down and places his hand on her neck to check for a pulse. When he found no signs of life, he sighed in annoyance, “Fuck...I didn’t even get to try her out yet.” What was her name again? He didn’t know. Well, he didn’t really care. If he is feeling frustrated, there is usually one in his vicinity doing her chores where he can just grab them and do as he pleases. They don’t fight and he likes that, but it has started to get boring. This girl was different. She was probably new and didn’t know what to do, so she had a tiny bit of fight to her. But, she apparently didn’t know how to clean his desk properly, so she got herself a little too hard of a squeeze to the neck.
The prince huffed and went down the hall to let the guards know to remove the body that was in his chambers. They immediately took action, rushing with haste to remove the inconvenience from their majesty’s room. The man walked into the banquet hall where his parents and 6 brothers were eating their dinner.
“Yoongi my daring!” his mother called him over to her, taking his hand, “you must try the elk! Jungkook killed it today and it’s the biggest one anyone has ever shot! It is absolutely delicious!” Yoongi looked over at his youngest brother who had two servant girls on either side of him, begging for his attention. It annoyed Yoongi that Jungkook could just bat an eyelash and would have 5 women at his feet ready to suck his cock. Why the fuck was he so popular? “Nice kill.” he said to the youngest as he sat down next to his second younger brother, Namjoon. Namjoon was one of the brothers he tolerated well. He was a smart man and handsome at that. If he had been born first, he would have been a good king. He also had good luck when it came to fucking.
“Mother,” Yoongi said as he was served a piece of elk with roasted vegetables, “I need a new bedchamber maid.” His mother sighed, “Did you dispose of another one already?! Didn’t she just start last week? Yoongi, this is the 4th one in the past month and a half!” “She couldn’t do her job properly. I did what I had to.” The second eldest prince huffed.
“Mother,” Jimin, the third youngest spoke up, “where are you finding these women? What’s their status?” “I think this last batch came from Hearthfield. A few of the girls were daughters of the noblemen whom we paid handsomely for.” she recalled. Jimin laughed, “That’s your problem! You’ve been getting girls who don’t do that stuff. You need to go to Seaport to find the best girls. That’s were I get my bedchamber maids from. They know how to work, and they know how to properly serve a man.” The queen smiled warmly at her third youngest, “Thank you Jimin. Yoongi, I will send out the guards to Seaport to find more women to work at the castle. You may come down to the courtyard and inspect them. Though you may not pick yet, for they need to be trained.” “Thank you mother,” Yoongi said as he dug into his meal.
“Y/N!” an older male voice called to the girl staring at the sea, “Go help your brother with the crab traps. Remember, females with eggs-“ “get thrown back, males as big as the palm can stay. Got it!” the young girl finished for him, jogging along the dirt path to their dock.
Y/N and her family are fishermen. Well, her stepfather and stepbrother are. Her mother passed away 3 years ago when she was 18 and she never really could recall her own father. Her stepfather wasn’t a bad person. He treated her like a human being, but there was always a wall that she felt he put up around himself. She and her stepbrother tolerated each other when it came to working. He wasn’t the worst person in the world, but he always made it known that he was superior to her. Sometimes she felt like she didn’t belong in her own home, but she enjoys working by the sea. She walked onto the dock where her stepbrother was already going through one of their crab traps. “Hey,” he said, not looking up at her, “you know what to do. Better go fast so we make it back before dark.” Y/N nodded and went to the next crab trap, opening it up and sorting their catch. The sun had begun to set when they finished. Y/N and her stepbrother loaded the wagon with buckets of crab. Her brother got on and started the horse towards the village where the best crabs will be picked to be taken to the royal family. “You go on back. I’ll take them.” her stepbrother said. She nodded and began walking back home. Y/N never thought much of the royal family other than being jealous that they get the best of what they caught. She sometimes wonders what they are like. As she walks back, she closes her eyes and feels the sea wind on her face. She can practically taste the salt in the wind. She’s happy here. She doesn’t need to worry about some royal family. Her life is good.
When Y/N was finally able to spot her home, she saw a group of men in armor with horses in front of her home, conversing with her step dad. She thinks nothing of it and continues her walk. She then notices the head guard hand over a sack of what looked like money to her stepfather. Y/N got excited thinking that maybe the royals were paying their subjects extra money for their good food and ran toward her stepfather. When she arrived, all of the men looked at her. “Is this her?” the guard asked her stepfather. “Yes sir,” he replied, “she does not have much to pack that she would really need there, so she is ready to go whenever.” Y/N looked at her stepfather in confusion, “Where am I going? What do I need to get?” Before he could answer, the guard spoke, “The king and queen sent us out to find young women to serve them in the castle. We seem to have had a drop in servants recently and are paying families to hand over their daughters.” “But you surly must have enough!” she said, sending a pleading look to her father, “we are happy here! I wouldn’t be much help! I only know how to fish!” “Y/N!” her stepfather’s voice increased, “You must go. We have barely had enough money to feed three mouths since your mother died. She would have agreed to this.” She couldn’t believe what she was hearing. Her family was giving her up? After all she had done for them? Tears began to well up in her eyes. The guard was the next to speak, “I will give you three minutes. Grab what you can carry, come back out and get into the wagon. We leave for the castle.” Y/N barley nodded and slowly walked into her home to her room. She got a small crossbody satchel and put her small stuffed bear her mom made her in it, her favorite shell and her notebook. She found her mom’s necklace and put it on. It was a simple necklace; a silver pendant that had the words “my love for you is as great as the sea” etched into it. When she came out, her brother had just returned. She looked at him and he avoided her gaze which broke her heart. “Come girl,” the captain said, “We haven’t got all day. We must return this evening.” Y/N nodded and followed his horse to the wagon. When she hopped on, there were only 6 other women. They were very pretty so she felt left out. Granted, Y/N didn’t really have the luxury of having a mirror so she never really knew if she was pretty, not that she cared anyways. She looked back at her home as it slowly disappeared from view, already missing her life on the sea. After what seemed to be a few hours, the group arrived at the gate of a great stone castle. Y/N thought the castle came straight from a fairy tale book.
The wagon was brought into the courtyard where there was an older woman waiting. The girls were lined up in front of her. She walked down the line of young girls, inspecting them. She sighed and turned around to face them all. “Welcome, ladies, to the castle of Bangtan. My name is Lilith and I am your head maid. You all have been chosen to be servants of the royal family. These duties include cleaning the interior of castle, serving food to the royal family at meals or guests during balls, doing their laundry or fetching anything they ask for. There are a few rules you MUST follow; NEVER look a royal in the eye unless told to by one, NEVER speak informally to a royal, only speak when spoken to and NEVER refuse service to a royal. Do what you are told and life will be easy. Now, your training will begin at 7 AM, I will take you to your quarters. I will show you where to meet me in the morning. Come along and do not fall behind.” The girls looked at each other in confusion as they followed the head maid into the castle. Y/N felt someone staring at her but when she looked back, she saw nothing. She quickly followed the group into the doors so that she won’t be left behind.
“So my darling,” the queen said to her second oldest son, “what do you think?” Yoongi huffed as he watched the girl with h/c hair rush to catch up to the group. “She looks like work,” the queen sighed, “hopefully she will last longer than the one who was disposed of three days after arriving.” Yoongi on the other hand was intrigued by the young girl. He couldn’t get a good look at her face, but her posture was different from the other girls. They were making themselves small while she stood tall. She seemed strong, like she had some fight in her. Yoongi is intrigued by that. The queen could see the wheels turning in his head, “Has one already caught your attention my dear?” “There is one that is particularly interesting,” he said folding his arms, “but we will have to see.” “Do not mess with them immediately,” the queen warned, “they need to train and get used to their new environment. Give them a week.” With that she pressed a kiss to his cheek and walked back inside. Yoongi went back to his room and lay down on his bed. He couldn’t get that h/c out of his head. He knew he was not supposed to interact with the new servants until they are properly trained, but what’s training without an actual royal? A smirk played on the prince’s lips as he thought about the next day until he fell asleep.
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Beauty and the Beast AU 4
orange-plane-boy — 08/26/2021 11:10 PM
"Ok im done!" He murmured to himslef, because if this is a fairy tale i guess Nara has to act like a fairytale peincess and start to clean stuff.
He dired his hands and put on hia jacket again
"So umh...its ok if i look around? Yknow..so i dont get lost in the next days" he murmured, but he was just curious
purplecraze — 08/26/2021 11:15 PM
the bird flew up and flew ahead of him, regularly waiting for him to follow along
orange-plane-boy — 08/26/2021 11:18 PM
"Ok lead the way!" He said following it
purplecraze — 08/26/2021 11:18 PM
the bird perched on a candleholder, looking left and right as if in doubt to what it should show you first.
orange-plane-boy — 08/26/2021 11:19 PM
"Uhh maybe right first?" Hw asked seeing taking time to decide
purplecraze — 08/26/2021 11:21 PM
the bird flew up and took him right as he had wanted. the hallway led to a great hall that must have been used for dance parties. It seemed like the last time it was used for that was a long time ago, but the piano on the side had only just been used.
orange-plane-boy — 08/26/2021 11:25 PM
Ohh
"It look so fancy!" He kinda wished he knew how to dance
He looked at the piano, so Fugo was here before
He shily played the do re mi scale, before going back to look arrund
"Geez this room is bigger than my old home" he murmured to himself
purplecraze — 08/26/2021 11:27 PM
yeah, it probably is, if not twice.
next, the bird showed him a room that was far smaller and cozy, with a hearth and comfortable chairs. there lay some books around, but Fugo seemed to have neglected fixing them as they were still torn.
orange-plane-boy — 08/26/2021 11:29 PM
Ok maybe that was even better, now that was a perfect miday nap room
He peaked the books, but between being too complex from him and broken he didnt really get what was written on em
purplecraze — 08/26/2021 11:30 PM
They didn't seem very interesting either. But seeing as he showed some attention to them, the little bird took him to the library next, which almost rivaled the size of the dance hall
orange-plane-boy — 08/26/2021 11:32 PM
"Woah..." that was sure big
"Uh..I think this stuff ia a bit too complex for me to read" He laughed awkardly
purplecraze — 08/26/2021 11:33 PM
the bird flew over to a section and tried to pull out a certain book with its beak.
orange-plane-boy — 08/26/2021 11:35 PM
"Hold on let me help!" He said pulling down the book
purplecraze — 08/26/2021 11:36 PM
the book he tried to get was about learning how to read musical scores. it looked easy enough.
orange-plane-boy — 08/26/2021 11:37 PM
"Oh!" He looked at it
"Thanks!"
purplecraze — 08/26/2021 11:38 PM
the bird sat down on one of the shelves, waiting patiently if he wanted to look around first or read a bit before moving on.
orange-plane-boy — 08/26/2021 11:42 PM
He sat on one of the chair, opening he book and trying to read at least the first pages.
It took him a while honestly, having to mutter the worlds under his breath and sometimes stopping trying to spell what was written
purplecraze — 08/26/2021 11:44 PM
all the while, the bird waited on him without hurry. 5 days was a long time anyway, there's no hurry...
He sat on Nara's shoulder to look along after a while though
orange-plane-boy — 08/26/2021 11:47 PM
"Im slow, sorry if you are getting bored; if you have other stuff to do dont worry- i will call when i finished"
purplecraze — 08/26/2021 11:48 PM
the bird just sat quietly, seeming pretty chill.
orange-plane-boy — 08/26/2021 11:50 PM
"Mhh ok-"
He tried to read some more, but he gived up around the 15th page
"Ughh- pretty sure that the most ive read in a while"
purplecraze — 08/26/2021 11:57 PM
the bird started to lose shape at some point, then disappeared.
orange-plane-boy — 08/27/2021 12:01 AM
"Ah!" Maybe he got indeed bored to wait for him to finish...
He guessed it was time for him to explore on his own then!
He put the book in his bag and sneaked out the library
Mhh where to go, where to go~
purplecraze — 08/27/2021 12:05 AM
or, considering mr. ghost seems to have some wild nights, he'll have to gain some sleep at some point....
orange-plane-boy — 08/27/2021 12:08 AM
Fair, but Nara dosent know after all
He started to walk for the hallways of the villa, trying to find some clues about his mysterious host, cmon he must have some portrait right? Thats what rich people do all day, sitting for hours getting painted by some a bit less rich than them, or at least is what he immagined them to do
purplecraze — 08/27/2021 12:11 AM
well yeah, there were portraits.... each single one was destroyed though. the only slightest indication of individuality was a locked door on the 2nd floor, and some markings on the doorpost of the servants residence, the kind you make to measure your children's growth.
orange-plane-boy — 08/27/2021 12:14 AM
He keept looking around, going up the stairs, he indeed noticed what probabily was the masterbedroom and some doors later he recognized as the room he sleept the other day, and what probabily would be his own room the next 4 nights.
purplecraze — 08/27/2021 12:23 AM
in one of the other bedrooms, he finally found something that could be a more significant clue. it was a diary. the majority of the pages were ripped, but the last entry was still legible.
orange-plane-boy — 08/27/2021 12:24 AM
Ok, was he a lil shit enough to read someone's diary?
...Yeah
He quickly peaked the last pages trying to give it a read
purplecraze — 08/27/2021 12:37 AM
'I don't know how much more I can take. it's been 3 months now and I ain't slept a wink since the last full moon. the lady and lordship have deserted this here place and I don't blame them. They asigned me to look after him, but it's impossible, he's out of control. Every second I'm scared he'll suddenly touch me. I warned them, I said, don't get involved with them magics. It cost the life of that poor mr-' the name was scribbled out furiously.
'I don't want to die, but I don't want to live like this either. they should have gotten rid of that devil's child. all he does is scream and moan and destroy the place. No one will know the better if I leave anyway, his wellbeing is just a farce, they wouldn't really care if no one looked after the young master anymore.'
orange-plane-boy — 08/27/2021 12:41 AM
"Well what an asshole-" he murmed after reading it; he was talking about the butler, not fugo of course.
Ok fair, it seemed like he would make a mess at night; but for now he was just kind to him!
Probabily it was more complex of that, but still he felt sorry for Fugo...
He sighed; maybe it was enough scoop around for today
purplecraze — 08/27/2021 2:15 PM
If he returns to the bedroom, he finds there's a new set of clothes left behind too, for the next day.
orange-plane-boy — 08/27/2021 2:18 PM
"Oh- thanks-" He murmured and sat on the bed.
His mind was still tryint to elaborate what happend.
He thinked about the diary too ans after some thinking he realized that maybe taking a nap was a good idea; if the night would be noisy
purplecraze — 08/27/2021 2:19 PM
yup, that's a great idea, just make sure not to leave the room after nightfall, hahah;;;
orange-plane-boy — 08/27/2021 2:20 PM
Ehy he is curious, not suicidal! But he still wants to know how his misteryous host looks like
purplecraze — 08/27/2021 2:44 PM
well, you could ask him if you have the chance?
orange-plane-boy — 08/27/2021 2:49 PM
Yep! Is what he thinks after he woked up; since it was almost dinner...
He left the room and took his courage, gently knocking on the masterbedroom's door
"Umh...like, since you have thag huuuuge table in the dining hall, what if we eat dinner together? Im kinda curious to meet you..."
purplecraze — 08/28/2021 1:20 PM
It was silent for a while. But eventually came a voice from right on the opposite side of the door.
"No. The sun will be setting soon...."
orange-plane-boy — 08/28/2021 1:26 PM
He sighed
"..mh 'kay...What about lunch tomorrow??"
He asked hopeful
purplecraze — 08/28/2021 1:28 PM
"........Alright."
orange-plane-boy — 08/28/2021 1:29 PM
"Yes!!" He giggled
"See you tomorrow then Mr Fugo!!" And happily got to eat something for dinner before it was dark, and then got back to his room; took a bath and then rolled on the bed, trying to sleep another bit
purplecraze — 08/28/2021 1:32 PM
Fugo laughed as the other dashed off. He was soon followed by the firey bird again, who took another piece of parchment and sat by the ink bottle.
orange-plane-boy — 08/28/2021 1:33 PM
"Oh ehy" he sat on the chair of the desk in the room, opening the bottle for him
purplecraze — 08/28/2021 1:33 PM
'You have no patience.'
orange-plane-boy — 08/28/2021 1:34 PM
He snorted
"Nope i dont~"
purplecraze — 08/28/2021 1:35 PM
'There is one rule you will have to follow under any circumstance.'
orange-plane-boy — 08/28/2021 1:35 PM
"Ehy not my fault if it winter and gets dark at like 5 o clock!"
purplecraze — 08/28/2021 1:36 PM
'Tomorrow, no matter what you do,
Don't touch me.'
orange-plane-boy — 08/28/2021 1:37 PM
He nodded "promise!"
purplecraze — 08/28/2021 1:38 PM
The bird looked at him, almost skeptical, but it lay the quill down and disappeared.
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regarding romance!
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Used artwork credits
Hop
Bede
Leon
Raihan
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Hop🍀
It started as the cliché love story about falling in love with your very own bestfriend
Which, actually turned out great??
His Zacian/Zamazenta loves you as much as it's trainer does, and is willing to protect you from anything
Probably because it observed Hop being protective over you, and proceeding to do the same
Sure it might took a toll on him when you defeated him on the championship semi-finals, but he wanted you to be happy more than anything
He's such a sweetheart even if he doesn't show it much
The type to appreciate small little things, especially when it comes from you
"Let's camp together!!"
You camped together
He got chased by a wild steelix whilst trying to gather data for his research later
His Zamazenta/Zacian was busy playing with your own legendary
*from the distance* "GAH! HELP!"
You ran after him and calmed down the wild steelix
Then you walked to him and checked if he got any wounds or scratches, which leads you to cupping his face gently with a worried look on your face
Hop's blushing
He's freaking out inside
You didn't notice the tint of blush dusting his cheeks,which gradually reddens with each second that passes
"im okay, dont worry" he tried his best reassuring you
Even though he's blushing, he proceeded to press his forehead gently against yours, closing his eyes and smiling
oh no he's cute
You're blushing
haha blushy reader
You let him do his thing, its somewhat calming
He's warmm
His hands are calloused, different from yours; you just remembered this when he placed his hand on top of yours while you were checking for his wounds from before
This just shows how much he's been working off to reach the champion title
And yet he's completely alright with you taking the spotlight
After all, you're his shining star
And he wouldn't have it in any other way
You let him borrow your champion cape
And he lets you borrow his labcoat
It fits just right with you! And it got his scent, which calms you down whenever you're feeling anxious
When you wear his labcoat, you're 1000000000% irresistible to his eyes
"Don't be so adorableee" he said as he pulled you into a hug and burying his face in your neck
You only laughed softly at his reaction. He was blushing too,,,
You often waited for him to finish his lab work, even if it's until late hours
He's a really hard worker, no wonder he stayed until late
"Im sorry for making you wait"
He looks exhausted, but tried his best to pull a bright smile, not wanting to worry you
You only gave him a warm hug, which surprised him at first before he hugs you back and proceed to walk you to your house
💓💓💓 < your heart
Comfort time
There's usually some jerks who'd tease you for being the champion, or flirt with you in an impolite way
If Hop caught on to this, he would politely ask them to leave
If they still dont understand, his legendary comes out of his pokeball and growl at them
He'd ask them one more time to stop bothering you, but this time, with a menacing smile that says "stay here any longer and you wont get to see another daylight"
Then he'd check up on you, asking if you're alright, if they did anything to you or whatnot
Hed wrap his arms around your waist and drape his labcoat over you, because he knows his labcoat always manages to calm you down
"It's okay, you're okay, everything is alright now, c'mere"
You let him hug you as you feel safe around him, and you two stayed in that position until you feel alright again
💕💕
———☆️
Bede🍰
He's not the best at showing affection but at least he tries
You help him come out with quizzes for his gym challenge
And sometimes joke about the poses he makes when practicing
Sometimes, he gets reminded that you're the champion of Galar and he's way out of your trainer level
Which actually motivates him to become the strongest gym leader there is by pushing past his limits
"I'll show you how strong fairy types can be"
He said to himself as he was thinking about you
People kept misunderstanding fairy types after all, and thats a big mistake
You appreciate his efforts in maxing out his strength, and you show it by coming to his fairy stadium whenever he battles a challenger
You texted him "good luck, I'll be cheering 4 u!❤️❤️👍" before his matches start
And you looked at his direction after sending the message
He has just gotten your message, and opened it
Which leads to him blushing furiously as he covers his face with one of his hands
He took a deep breath and tried to regain his composure, only to fail miserably when he saw you looking at his direction with pure ambition and determined eyes as you grinned happily
All that i could say is, he's red as a beet
He wont lose this match, not when you're watching him.
He puts extra effort when you're watching his match, and made sure not to slip up. It'd be embarrassing if he did.
Opal notices this and only smiled seeing her successor acting out of his place whenever you're around
Opal knows something that you dont, and that's Bede's feelings for you
After his match ended, his Hatterene walked towards your direction, pulling you into a tight hug
You were surprised, but apparently Hatterene has grown to like you ever since she first met you
And when you look at Bede's direction, he was looking away with his arms crossed infront of his chest, visibly drowning in embarassment
,,,you wondered, is Bede projecting on his Hatterene or what,
Yes, yes he is
So you asked him if he also wants a hug, which of course he answered with "Why would i want a hug from someone like you? That'd be an insult to me"
You let go of Hatterene and hugged him anyways
He flinched when you hugged him, not knowing where to put his hands and just let them stay still in a defensive pose
Hatterene watched with a smile from behind you, seeing her master in such a flustered state was truly something new for the Pokemon
Not long after, Bede finally let his arms wrap around your waist, giving in to his subconscious and just hug you
he wanted to hug you anyways so thats a win win situation
You were actually surprised when he hugged you back
He smells nice!! Like perfume?? Cologne?? Floral scent
His Hatterene decided to join in and wrapped her arm around you both, making you all hug even more tightly
Bede cant handle this well.
No, not at all.
His face was really red and its hot— in all honesty, its cute, but he was burning
"Why do you have to embarrass me like this?"
You buried your face in his neck, which startled him as he couldn't think at all
"Y-you!!"
He feels nice and soft, so you're not planning to let go any sooner, likewise with Hatterene.
Bede's mind: ASDFGHJKL????—GODDAMMI—
OKAY NOW COMFORT TIME
His true nature would come out when you're not feeling yourself or when people would makw you feel like shit
"Hey.."
His face shows concern, but it still his usual look of coldness— however, his actions are warm despite his cold features
He'd let you wear his coat as he battles anyone who dared to hurt you
"Are you alright now..?"
He cupped your face and made you look at his face, swiping off the tears that stained your face with his thumbs delicately
He hated seeing you cry, and he'll try better next time to make sure you didn't cry
———☆️
Leon🌟
He's kind at all but sometimes he's just... "???????"
Training!! Dates!!
More like battle tower dates because he really admires your strength as a champion
Occasionally, he'd visit your house and check up on you, wondering if you're free for the day for "quality time"
At first, he was surprised to see one of the legendaries answering the door for you
And he couldn't resist to ruffle it's hair
your legendary on the other hand was kind of irritated by it
So it let out a displeased howl
Which leads you to come down stairs and see who is it
"L—leon?"
He looked up and greet you with a goofy grin as your legendary returned to your side, walking with you
He treats you like a gentleman, and sometimes is very strict with your training regimen
In which you usually whine about because you're the current champion and you have no business listening to him
But he'd swoon you with lovely words
And you would easily fall for it
you hate this
You hate him
No you dont
You love him, you could never hate a goofball like him anyways
Hey did i ever mention Leon's sense of direction is shitty
You went on a date in Wyndon a couple of times and he still gets lost everytime
"Ah!! Hey—....."
"Im lost again aren't i?"
He tried to find his way back to you but got surrounded by paparazzis
Even if he's not the current champion
You saved his butt since he couldn't say no to the people and his fans
He said thank you and hugged you, lifting you up to the air before pulling you close to him
This only made you laugh softly as you hugged him back, letting your fingers comb his thick lavender like hair
His body is warm and comforting, you really like his cuddles and hugs
He came into your house one time when you didn't answer his calls or messages, only to find you drown in your anxiety and self loathing
He pulled you in his arms and let you cry on his shoulder until you're all done and alright again
He'd draw circles over your back and tell you reassuring words— tell you that you're more than enough and he's grateful to have you here, alive and well
Your Zacian/Zamazenta got out of it's pokeball and helped you in calming you down too by giving you small licks on your knee
It'd whine whenever you're sad and climb onto your bed, nudging your arm afterwards as if it's asking what's wrong
You're lucky to have them both whenever you need them the most, and they're lucky to have you
———☆️
Raihan 🐲
It's finally the Character y'all been waitin for, dragon boi coming through
Okay serious talk here— Raihan is TALL
His hoodies makes you look smaller than you already are
You tried copying his "Gaooo~" pose a couple of times while wearing his hoodie
Its cutest thing he has ever seen his entire life
It makes him melt everytime
Okay aside from that, he's gentle and laid back, even if his personality is quite the opposite when he's on battle
He's cLINGY ASF
Don't forget his fangs, never forget his fangs
You're actually curious about his fangs since the first day you saw him
And he lets you touch it whenever you like
Youre still curious, because what the hell, its so cool
The first day you saw him after defeating him in a match and gain your gym badge, he immediately took an interest in you and your strength
"Hey Challenger!"
He called you before you tried to take your leave, gaining your attention
He then asked you if you want to practice with him next time, and have a rematch when you've become the champion
You agreed and exchanged numbers
What can i say, he spams you like?????? A lot
And casually sends you pictures of him and his duraludon
You love his dragons, especially flygon
Flygon loves you too, and one time it wanted to come with you
Raihan lets you keep his Flygon and you send him pictures of you with it
He sends emotes of duraludon crying, wanting to join you and your fun trip with Flygon to grab the Champion title
After you took the Champion title, Raihan greeted you with a big hug
And you hug him back with no hesitation
"Congratulations, may i have a selfie with the new Champion?"
He asked in a teasing manner, letting you down on your feet as you nodded
You took a selfie selfwith him numerous times before he posted it to his social media
He captioned 'First person to get a selfie with the new Champion'
He took pride in that, and some of his fans were jealous that you managed to get a selfie with him
From that day onwards, he'd have casual selfies with you, sometimes hilarious one and sometimes its just for showing off
You didn't mind it really, he's a celebrity anyways, so you understand why he does that
"Hey.. do stars have feelings"
It was three am what the fuck Raihan
You squinted at your screen seeing his message
"Why in the Galar would you be awake, dear Dragon tamer?"
You answered him
And immediately he answered "oh? The Champion is awake?"
You guys didn't sleep afterwards and was sending streaks of blurry selfies
It was fun and helped you cheer up
You got some of his blurry pics that he captioned "party rock in the house" when clearly its just him and his pokemons
What a goofball pt.2
You love him anyways shut up
Haha smol reader pt.2
#pokemon#pokemon sword and shield#pokemon sw sh#pokemon imagines#Raihan#Bede#Hop#Leon#Raihan/kibana#Raihan pokemon#Bede/biito#Bede pokemon#Hop pokemon#Leon pokemon#Raihan x reader#Raihan x gender neutral reader#Raihan x male reader#Raihan x nonbinary reader#Bede x reader#Bede x male reader#Bede x gender neutral reader#Hop x reader#Hop x male reader#Hop x gender neutral reader#Pokemon swsh#Pokemon sword#Pokemon shield#Headcanons#Pokemon headcanons
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DSMP Character Hybrid HCs
Note: if your fave is not on this list i apologize, im including characters i know better personality-wise and ones i know the lore of. this is also excluding characters with confirmed hybrid traits (Fundy, Schlatt, Puffy, etc.).
C!Philza - Turkey Vulture
i know crowza is like. virtually canon at this point but i read a small poem a while back about vultures being physical guides for spirits to the after life and i just think thats such a cool vibe, paired with him being married to the literal goddess of death n all. also it could account for his intimidation factor; have you ever seen a vulture irl? theyre HUGE. and what do you think when you see vultures circling? ‘oh, i wonder what died.’ case and point; vulture philza.
C!Wilbur - Weasel/Fox
i mainly like this one from a narrative perspective. typically in lesson-telling folklore, the fox is seen as a smart individual looking to either trick the main focus of the story or to cause mischief. c!wilbur’s initial goals when creating the hotdog stand was to illegally corner the potion market and swindle the server for his own benefit. see the correlation? and even though his motives have changes since the early smp days, i think that want to cause chaos is still there. also his son is a fox, so -hypothetically- it would make sense.
C!Sapnap - Badger
“pandascanpvp” this and “sapnap is pandas all mussed around” that. do NOT try to sway me, i am standing my ground here. pandas are push overs, and mr. nap is anything but. sapnap is always down for a brawl, especially if the people he loves are in trouble, and badgers will absolutely mess you up if they feel threatened in the same regard. its the same black and white color palette too, so i dont see a downside here. maybe im not making sense to anyone but myself but i guarantee he would be a badger.
C!George - White tailed Deer
yes, c!george is the mushroom man, sleeping beauty in the woods. but think of the art that could come from this! c!george with huge beautiful antlers, draped in vines and various flora because of the length of time hes been asleep. you can even add mushrooms too if you like! and oh my gosh, a litte fairy village built across his antlers and shoulders, put there by DreamXD to protect him in his resting state. to me, seeing a deer in a forest just seems so mythical to me, and it feels like a good fit here.
C!BBH and C!Skeppy - Great Dane and Pomeranian
ok, just— just hear me out. big and little vibes? check. gentle giant and scrappy tiny best friend? check. intimidating beast and their treasured possession? i think ive made my case.
C!Jack Manifold - Black cat
this is based on the fact that the poor man has bad luck no matter what he does. hes like his own harbinger of misfortune. at first it was a joke, like “oh very funny, its cause of the superstition. nice one” but it just continued. and then he literally went to Hell and back. and now hes convinced that hes actually cursed. but hes not, he is just really really good at being in the wrong place at the right time.
C!Dream - Alligator
no, this is not about him being from florida. well, it kinda is. but not really. i like the thought of c!dreams character being a little unsettling to look at, with the scales and the slitted eyes and just overall reptile aesthetic. he adopts the smile mask not too long after tommy joins, as the thought of more people seeing him and having an immediate impression based on his looks alone. despite the attempt, the server begins pegging him as the bad guy, and he decides that if hes gonna be the villain, its gonna be through action and not his complexion. only tommy and the original eight on the server have truly seen his face.
C!Tommy - Parrot
this stems from me missing origin smp and being so fond of philza teaching tommy to fly, like i just wanna see it so bad. raccooninnit is os really good too but parrotinnit??? plus he has a habit of mimicking phrases around him so he is terrible at keeping secrets.
#ive had this in my drafts for a bit but i think my points still stand#might make a part 2 we will see#philza#wilbur soot#sapnap#georgenotfound#dreamwastaken#badboyhalo#skeppy#jack manifold#tommyinnit#mcyt text#dsmp#the dad#wilby#sappynappy#mushroomboy#dweam#manifold#the child#talking cat
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blue bird anon: Can I request prince! Hawks and reader in fairy tales au/ fantasy au? Thank you~~
This is alot longer than i intended i apologize i hope its ok!!!
Ruffled Feathers
Grandsby, a quiet small village just outside of the woods, was visited by traders, merchants and travelers looking who seeked shelter. It had everything you needed except a library. But it was home.
You lived with your father who was often out for work , he traveled selling things , he called them ‘useful trinkets that everyone needs!!’ But in reality they were just tools he did not have use for anymore. Every last moon of the month he returned home just to leave again in the morning. You missed him when he left, sure you had people to talk to and you borrowed books to read but every book started to feel the same and every person started to ask you the same question over and over.
‘When are you getting married?’
Of course everyone was looking out for you, they wanted the best. But your father liked having you home and not off tending to some man. But as soon as he left on his horse in the morning the village seemed to break out in song explaining why you should settle down.
“Its him!!”
“Hes here!?!?”
“Where?!?”
“How could you miss him?!?”
“Theres no man in town as admired as him!!!!”
You quickly bypassed the excited villagers slipping into the nearest store with a sigh.
“ ah, y/n. Lovely to see you. Goodmorning.”
You smiled at the voice, it was comforting.
“Hello Aizawa, good morning.”
“Hiding again?” He asked as he dusted his shelves.
“Was it that obvious? Do you have any new books for me?” You asked walking over.
Aizawa was a kind man, he mainly sold bread and knick knacks . But sometimes he would get in a couple books hidden away in his shipments just for you. He pat your head and sluggishly went behind his desk past a curtain.
“I have, but im not sure if its to scary for you.” He teased coming back through the curtain with a red book.
“If i can deal with fire boy out there i think incan handle it. How much?”
He laughed and patted your head again. “Free, my best customer.”
Quickly you put the book in your basket and gave the man a kiss on the cheek. “Thank you, i can always count on you when Father is out. You are a great friend to him.”
“Oh thank you, now go go, and tell me what you think of that book. Its a true story, im told.”
His comment interested you , but everything Aizawa said had some kind of tale to it so eh.
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The sun shined on your face once you got back outside , everything seemed quiet so maybe you could grab some freshly made muffins and go home. The little bakery was down the road a bit but the woman in charge was nice and enjoyed seeing you. She was a older woman with black hair and liked to be called Momo. She happily gave you some muffins and even gave you an extra one for your father when he returns.
Finally you could go home and read this book Aizawa was fawning over. On the way home you were reading it not paying attention to where you were going. And bumped right into him him.
“Y/n!!” He swiped the book from you
“Ugn..Dabi…may i have that back?”
“Why do you read such… flimsy things?!?” He held it upside down trying to read it.
You reached up trying to get it and he walked away still ‘reading’ . The villagers also saw their favorite man again.
“Dabi!!”
“Its him!!”
“You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why!!!”
You rolled your eyes watching him stop to pose for the ladies .
“No ones as amazing as Dabi!!!”
“No one's slick as Dabi!!!”
“No one's quick as Dabi!!!”
He stepped onto a fruit stand to pose again , “No ones as loved as Dabi!!!!!” He said full of pride , he tossed your book and you ran catching it only for Dabi to wrap an arm around your waist pulling you to him and nuzzling your cheek.
“Y/n why do you like these things? You are so finicky.”
“Its something i enjoy. Dabi.” You wiggled free holding the book to your chest.
“What is it even about ?” He turned to pose for some ladies .
Glancing down you read the back. “A handsone man, cursed to live his life alone as a feathered monster in a cas-“
He took the book flipping the pages then looking at you. “Handsome?!? There's no pictures!!!”
You swiped it back placing it in your basket. “Im sure hes a lovely man. Unlike you.”
Dabi growled at the comment and hooked your waist again to steal a muffin from the basket.
“Hey!!?”
“Easy y/n. You might be married before you know it.” He took his leave .
“Hmph.” You scoffed at his words finally going home to read, looks like you were only having one muffin instead of two today.
Meanwhile, up in a tall tall castle a man was looking out the window out into the forest , his claws clicked and his wings ruffled in an angry way.
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Father returned that night and you could not be happier to see him. Even Aizawa came by to say hello a d to see his friend for a minute. You told your father all about your days without him and the book Aixawa gave you. He loved that you liked to read, it kept you out of trouble. He did not like this Dabi person, he was not right for you..
Father stayed for a little like he always did and was off to the tavern with his friends into the late hours of the night. It was his usual routine, see you, the tavern then be off again at sunrise. Something felt wrong though, the wind was cold and you kept finding red feathers all over the village like the ones in your book.
Father left with his horse after saying goodbye to you. You stayed on the porch watching till he was no longer in sight. All you could do was go on with the day.
Around night time Fathers horse ran back into the village spooked and thrashing around. You ran over grabbing his reins and cooing slowly.
“Easy easy.. what happened to father?!?”
The horse neighed and seemed to be shaking.
“Father…?”
Dabi wandered over to you hooking your waist to him again. “Y/n, why so frantic ?”
“ father is .. i dont know ! He might be hurt!!! Dabi i dont know!!!”
“Sshh.. shhh…” he cupped your face bringing you too him. “Maybe hes.. ya know. But i could go find him, i am Dabi, after all. But i wont do it for free.”
“What? I have no money!!”
“No no.. i want to.. marry you.”
“Dabi thats not fair!!!” He let go to hold his arms out. “Lifes not fair.!! But that is my offer” he walked away swinging his hand.
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You took off into the woods on your Fathers horse in the middle of the night . You had to find him yourself, if Dabi really did find him then…. no.. no.
Lightning struck over you spooking the horse lifting his front hooves knocking you into the snow running off.
“Hey!!!” You stood up clutching to your coat looking around.
Just endless snow and woods… and.. feathers..
You followed these bright red things to a castle pushing the gate open going in.
“Whos that?” A candle asked
“Not sure what do we do?” A teapot asked.
“We cant let..!!!” A clock began to say .
Heavy steps were heard coming down the stairs with very long wings dragging from behind. The objects backed away from this creature cowering.
When the door opened he stopped and saw you wander in closing it up behind you clutching your coat tight.
“Hello…?” You asked, going in further. “Please.. my father is lost in the woods.”
He tilted his head thinking back on the man who did the same thing you were doing. He stepped closer watching you stop and see him. You grabbed your coat and stared with big eyes.
He was.. the man from the book.. very tall, huge red wings.. blond curly hair , robes ., claws..
“You shouldn't be here…..”
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@redflannel @babayaga67
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Oh boy, Homestuck 2 updated, now down to once a month due to losing Patrons. This panel is going to make no fucking sense to archive readers, but whatever. “Chapter 15. Ok So There’s This Flower”. I think that period after Chapter 15 should be a colon, but also “This Flower” is presumably the Rose in the fairy tale Kanaya was telling Dave about way back in Chapter 3.
DAVE: i am literally the only person here
DAVE: but ok i guess
DAVE: unless you count jade who we obviously arent
DAVE: seeing as how she is twenty five nautical feet away and not even trying to pay attention to us
Last time we saw (Meat) Jade, she’s managed to free herself from Calliope possessing her. Are we just, like, eliding over that having happened? No one has any reaction to Jade being back? Do they even know? I presume they must, right? Did Jade not want to do....anything.....after freeing herself? Maybe that’s what they’re discussing.
DAVE: glad to have you back dogg (literal)
DAVE: whatever happened there
DAVE: do we know what happened there
ROXY: dave
DAVE: do we want to know what happened there
ROXY: dave
DAVE: feels like it should be an important part of our daily lives
I don’t understand why we skipped over Jade revealing what happened, which had a lot of potential to be a funny and interesting conversation, only to have an update where Dave having a conversation reviewing the much more interesting conversation we elided over. I guess we’re moving on from it and this is just to make clear that everyone’s up to speed re: Jade but it’s still a very odd decision to have mildly bored characters exposit about having received exposition in a more interesting way offscreen.
So, in the first panel, Dave is looking at Roxy, and then in the second panel, he flashes a V-sign to....the camera? Is Dave aware of the readers and talking to us directly or, like, what is happening here? Did Roxy move offscreen between panels and Dave is following him? It’s a small thing to complain about, but I feel like I have trouble understanding the moment-to-moment of HS2 a lot and this is a good example of the kind of thing that causes that to happen.
This is....this art is not great. I don’t like to criticize art because mine is bad too, but this is getting dangerously close to something I would draw.
Okay, the idea that the big existential romance scene from chapter 12 happened while Roxy was two feet away folding laundry uncomfortably offscreen is kinda funny, I guess
Back in chapter 12, we explicitly saw he wasn’t there, though, because the laundry room in chapter 12 was small and only had the one washer/drier, so this is less a funny reveal than a wacky retcon, or at best a script that wasn’t communicated well to the artist and then not adjusted to account for this.
DAVE: my own brother/father
DAVE: homophobic
DAVE: well hm actually
ROXY: oh yikes dirk lmao
DAVE: yeah haha
ROXY: hehhehhheh
DAVE: ...
ROXY: ...
DAVE: i mean i dont actually think he-
ROXY: lmao no no
DAVE: like in a real way
ROXY: no def not hes just an asshole
DAVE: haha yeah
ROXY: right
DAVE: right...?
ROXY: haha
DAVE: heh
DAVE: ...
ROXY: ...
.....What?
1. Why is Dave calling Roxy his “brother/father”? In what sense has any version of Roxy been a “brother” to Dave?
2. Are they trying to figure out if Dirk is homophobic? Dirk is, himself, a gay.
3. If that’s not what they’re getting at, then huh?
Dave, put your magnum dong away
ROXY: our lives have just been a series of arcs
They rather infamously haven’t been!
Also Meat Calliope is up and about and literally leaving steaks everywhere okay sure.
What the fuck was this chapter?
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gruvia drabble:
author’s note: so! this is based on a theory from @bbygirljuvi !!! it’s essentially predicting what would happen in chap 58 of 100 yq! so if u dont read 100 yq and have no idea what im talking ab, give chap 57 a read lmaooo. remember when i JUST said i didnt like writing fics of me predicting what would happen in canon in the future? well, fuck it ig!!!
ALSO i wanna point out that i LOVEEEE ur guys’ feedback and love sooossososo much!!! the only reason i dont reply to comments is bc this isnt my main blog so if i reply it will only reply from my main that i dont even use anymore:/ so i dont want u guys to think im ignoring u!!!:) just know that i do read ur comments and i love ur support! if u message me or leave me an ask i will 100% respond!:) thank u ALL ilysm!!! enjoy!:)
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“She’s my power to live.”
White.
Everything after that was just white. All she could see, all she could hear. The world around her completely stopped at that point in time.
Words like these were the exact words Juvia had dreamt of hearing for what felt like an eternity at that point. She knew her face was beaming red, and her mouth was agape.
After the short period of nothingness, the words repeated in her head over and over again. Did she hear him right? Did she mix up the words in her head? No. No, she was sure that she didn’t. “She’s my power to live.” played on loop. The more the words swirled in her head, the more she felt her heart burn. It was all too much for her, but in the best possible way. She completely forgot where she even was for a moment— that she was in the middle of a battle, having the life drained from by the second.
Juvia’s body shook as her head bobbed up and down, trying to catch her breath in that moment. Her skin was so hot she thought she might melt. She was his power to live. She knew that meant a lot, because that was exactly how she felt about Gray. All the emotions in her were rising to a boil, and it wasn’t until she heard her darling call her name that she was finally being pulled back to reality.
“Calm down, Juvia!” She heard his voice call to her. She then remembered just where she was and what she was doing.
“Gah!” Metro called out in sheer pain. “So hot!”
As Juvia reached her arms out to run and embrace her beloved, her arms didn’t listen. They were stuck to the tree. However, the grip did waiver. Juvia’s hot water was causing him to slip. Then, in that moment, her annoyance took priority above all her other emotions, and she let it out where she knew it would be useful.
“Let Juvia go!” Her voice was brash, and her body began to boil even more, doubling the steam that was already coming off of her and Metro.
“Stop it! Ah!” Metro’s body thrashed with discomfort, but Juvia wasn’t letting up— not until she was in Gray’s arms.
“Ergh!” Juvia practically growled. She mustered up all that emotion and got ready for one final blow of hot water.
Metro let out a scream of pain before losing consciousness and collapsing to the ground into a pile of steaming wood. Gray stood in awe as he watched it all happen, and once he realized Metro was about to go down, he took started to lunge forward to catch Juvia who would fall. Before he could get there, Juvia fell to the ground and stuck the landing. Gray didn’t even have a chance to ask if Juvia was ok before she herself lunged at him.
“Gray-sama!~” She sang as she threw herself onto Gray, wrapping around his torso.
“Whoa!” Gray grunted on impact. His eyes were still wide as he was still attempting to process everything that just happened.
“Oh, Gray-sama! Did you really mean what you said?!” She nuzzled her giddy face into his chest.
Gray was still dumbfounded at the pile of defeated wood that laid in front of him. He couldn’t process what Juvia was even saying. Just a second ago she was struggling to stay conscious, stuck on the enemy, and now she was completely fine and safe with Gray.
“Uh— What exactly— just happened?” Gray stammered. He finally began to reciprocate the hug by resting a hand on the top of Juvia’s back as his other hand ruffled through his hair.
“Hm?” Juvia pulled herself out of Gray’s chest and rose a curious eyebrow. She noticed he still had his eyes locked onto what used to be the great and powerful Metro and turned her head to match his gaze, and then quickly turned back to Gray. “Oh! That! Juvia can get pretty—erm—- crazy when her emotions get a little out of control.” She chuckled nervously, realizing that what she did was a bit much.
“Yeah... you don’t say.” Gray huffed.
“But Juvia couldn’t help it!” She threw herself right back onto him. “Gray-sama just said the best and most romantic words ever! Juvia had to give you a great big hug as soon as possible!” She giggled and snuggled back up all over again.
Gray snorted. “Wow.” He wiped his hair out of his eyes. It all happened so fast. Gray’s mind was running a mile of minute just a second ago thinking how he would rescue Juvia, but she went and rescued herself.
“You are... You’re incredible, you know that?” His breath was still stolen, but gave a chuckle at the end.
“Me?!” Juvia pulled away with wide eyes.
“Yes, you!” He finally looked down at her.
“Here I was so worried about protecting you and keeping you safe, but... you don’t really need me to do that, do you?”
“Well, of course Juvia wants Gray-sama to protect her! That is music to Juvia’s ears!” She swooned for a moment. “But don’t forget, Juvia is a Fairy Tail wizard. I know how to hold my own.” She smiled surely.
There he had it. Gray just got that closure he’d been searching for all this time, but Juvia took his closure and flipped it upside down. She gave him closure, but even better, she proved to him that he didn’t need to keep waiting to be “strong enough” or “confident enough”. He was confident enough and felt so strongly, that he didn’t need any of the validation that he thought he needed. All he needed was her, and he didn’t have to keep pushing off his feelings anymore.
Tears rushed to his eyes as he swfitly brought Juvia back into his embrace. “Thank you.” He said softly, tightening his arms.
“Thank you, Gray-sama.” Juvia wrapped her arms further.
They stood there for a while, just in each other’s hold.
After some time, Juvia’s legs began to wobble a bit as she felt light headed, and her stance struggled, causing her to take a step to the side and lose her grip.
“Juvia!” Gray exclaimed, concerned. “Are you alright?” He pulled her away.
“Well,” She chuckled. “Juvia did just exert a lot of magic energy back there, and while I can take care if myself, Juvia’s not invincible either.”
Gray matched Juvia’s grin. “Alright, let’s get you somewhere to rest. Can you walk?”
“Yes.” Juvia nodded. She took a few steps forward perfectly fine, and then she paused. A light bulb went off in her head.
“Well-“ Her voice pitch rose. “Actually, Juvia is feeling sooo weak! Juvia doesn’t think she can walk! Gray-sama will have to carry her!” She dramatically wailed, but as usual, Gray saw right through her antics.
“Yeah, nice try.” He scoffed.
“Aww...” Juvia’s shoulders sunk. It was worth a shot.
Gray smirked and rolled his eyes. “Here, just in case, wrap your arm around me.”
Juvia lit up all over again. “Ok! That’ll work.” Gray squatted a bit so Juvia could wrap her arm around his shoulders. Gray’s one hand held onto Juvia’s while the other wrapped around her waist for stability.
“Oh, and by the way,” Gray blushed. “I did mean what I said.”
Juvia was a bit confused, and she raised a brow.
Gray grumbled. “Ya’ know, about you being my power to live, or whatever.” He looked down, embarrassed. “I really did mean it.” He looked back at Juvia who had the same expression she had on her face the first time he said it. He quickly averted his gaze again.
“And, actually, you’re not just my power to live. You’re a whole bunch of other stuff too. You’re—well— my world, honestly.” He finally finished, and he felt a huge weight lifted from his shoulders when he finally said it.
Juvia gasped with delight, and she tilted her head into Gray. She giggled as they continued walking, and she tightened her grip on Gray’s hand.
“Well, that makes Juvia very happy. Juvia feels the exact same.”
#gruvia#doyouevenshipbr0#gray x juvia#juvia x gray#fairy tail#gruvia fanfic#fairy tail 100 yq#gruvia fanfiction#fairy tail 100 years quest#ft 100 yq#gruvia drabble
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What does happiness look like?
Includes: Kuroo
Genre: Angst, a tad of fluff
Warnings: cheating?
A/N: Mwuah Happy? What happy?
Cold and trembling, he was submerged into the freezing water up to his collar bones. Head resting on the dull coloured wall tiles of his bathroom, kuroo stared aimlessly at the edge of his tub. Chapped lips and a bored gaze on his pale face that night. Why cant we just be happy? To be obliviously happy. What did happiness even look like anymore? Was he even worthy of happiness?
These questions constantly seep their way into his head and like the overthinker he was, he’d spend hours remaining in the cold water pondering on when he was every going to see the light again. Bathing for decency. As he stood up from his position, he sneaked a peek at the autumn sky in the small compact window on top of his bathroom. Though his body was telling him to quickly cover himself, he simply took his time wearing clothes, still dazed. The moaning and groaning of his stomach, though not new, did not fell into deaf ears as he had thought to walked over to the local ramen shop to get something to eat. It wasn’t foreign for him to feel that as he had been doing that for a while. Eating just to survive. He pockets his keys and looks over at the jersey he was supposedly proud of. Framed with a picture of his previous volleyball team beside it. The smile he has on his face with the sweat dripping down his brow. Staying alive just for the sake of being alive.
What face will he make when he sees what happiness looks like again? The clicking of the door echoed telling him that he could go already. Once again taking his time, he admired the view of the night all the while not noticing the fumbling bike about to crash at him. In a swift moment he had barely moved aside as the bike had coming crashing into the pile of garbage cans. The loud crash scaring the kittens that have been concealing themselves using the bins and bags. “Im fi-hay-ne” she slurs through her loud announcement of her state while trying to pick herself up from the rubble.
“I wasn’t asking-“ “Well that’s mean! Didn’t your mother teach you to help those who needed it?” She banters while patting herself to rid of the dirt, though that did nothing to the stench that she now had on her. “You dont seem like you need help though...” his voice was in between a low growl and mumble. “Ha?! Look at this boy! Not even helping a lady! Who raised you?” She starts grumbling, picking up her bike and trying to get back on, ultimately failing. The night was so dark that only the light post was illuminating the way, looking at the ill mannered girl, he had finally gotten a good look of her face.
Scrunched up nose with stars for eyes, clearly scratched and a bit of filth layed on her soft cheeks. Her brows furrowed to the center and sweat glistening on her forehead. Cutting through his admiring thoughts” Then let me help you. My apartment is near by” he utters, seemingly regretting this but accepting the situation when she turns to him with a toothy grin and runs close him.
She smelled of garbage and oil, amusing him though she starts rambling about her day.
Wow she actually thinks I care...Hmmm...when will she even stop talking? At least she’s not awkward, I guess? What is she even talking about? “-So there I was right? He was trying to talk me into letting him eat me while I was on my period. Calling me his little ketchup packet-“ “HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT?!” A hyena like laughter emits from his lips. When was the last time he even laughed like this? His grabbed onto his sides and cackled the night away. The night, the moment he looked at her...
His eyes relaxed and a small smile to his dry lips, that was the face he had when he had finally seen what happiness looked like again.
The face he had made everyday since then.
“Tetsu! Look at the kitten mugs! We should get some! It looks great!” “Y/N, we dont need-“ “LOOK! They even have nekoma themed mugs! And fukurodani ones! These are great! Did you know I actually went to fukurodani?” Her blabber was a tune that was constantly stuck to his head now. Watching her bring the mugs to the counter, he quickly hands his card to the register without her protest...well up until “I could have handled that yknow?” Another one of her famous complaints. Who knew happiness was a small woman in an old jacket and was as aggressive as a chihuahua?
“Fine, then you can buy the tea, kitten?” The raven offered as she feels her cheeks grow warm at the nickname. “Of course Im paying for tea, idiot!” Hurriedly grabbing her shopping bag and walking to the entrance that kuroo had opened for her. Walking side by side while munching on the weird convenience store they had both decided on.
“I like these! We should buy more next time, no?” Gasping at the delicious snack.
“Make yourself at home...” “Will do, sir~” she enters his apartment so casually and places the mugs down. Plopping down on her, self-proclaimed, spot while the rooster haired male had set up his kitchen for some tea she sets up the show they were going to watch. Spotting some packets of convenience store food, the smaller girl stared at them and started arising from her seat.
Kuroo felt small arms wrap around his waist and a cheek to his back. “Tetsu...” “Yes, kitten?” Replying with a teasing voice however regretting it as soon the male realizes what was happening. “I told you not to eat convenience store food anymore!” She scolds. Sigh It was a sight to behold. A 6ft tall man saying sorry to a smaller female, who was not even his lover, scolding him of not taking better care of himself. Though after all has been said and done she brings him to a cuddle on the couch. “Im just scolding you because I lov- ehem I..aughh I mean be-cause... you aren’t taking care of yourself again...you idiot” The last part sounding almost like a whisper. He was safe, content and most of all happy.
Recalling the questions he once had in his head.
Who knew happiness looked like her? An aggressive small girl who was way too confident.
A certain warm light to her eyes. Brow always dripping with sweat. She was fierce and weirdly competitive in things that don’t really matter.
‘Who could eat the most mochi?’ ‘Who could finish their tea first?’ Most of which the former captain would entertain. Happiness looked like her whenever she would run after the birds at the park and giggle at their “Cowardice” to face her.
Happiness sounded like her odd stories and her voice shouting at the store owner to haggle with her. She was happiness. She was his happiness.
He knew in himself that he liked her of course. Through his ups and downs they were together. The convincing him to go to classes. Y/N constantly riding up to his apartment just so she made sure he would actually go. Her constant “Good morning”...the...
“Tetsu, come on. It’s a great day to go to do something after classes!”
“OI! WHAT ARE YOU EATING?! You think rice is cheap? Ha?! Eat the food I made! No more instant noodles!”
“It’s okay. Let it all out. Im here. Your feelings are valid, okay?”
“Hey tetsu, I bought some Grilled Salted Mackerel pike!”
Until it became...
“Kitten! Let’s go to the beach!”
“Hey! Eat your food! It’ll get cold yknow?”
“Chibi-chan! You can’t even catch up!”
“Do you need help with that one? Here you do it like this...”
“Y/N, kenma said we’re meeting up at the cafe near the station. Wanna get ready at 10?”
“Hey shut the fuck up! She can wear whatever she wants. You’re just a pervert if you think you’re allowed to cat call her just for wearing clothes, ass hole”
Coming back to his younger, more passionate self. The happiest and the best version of himself, he thought that through this he was at least worthy and deserving of being loved by her.
However not everything is perfect. There were days where Y/N couldn’t even stop by. She was tired and she needed to rest for herself. Kuroo understand that but lately she was a bit too busy.
Was she busy? He wouldn’t have doubter her if...he hadnt..He saw her walking out of campus with a guy that day. More specifically the school’s counseling president.. She was so nice. Nice to everyone. Even to people like that. She was even nice to him. Him. He wasn’t even anybody. He was nothing and she was everything. He hated to think about it but...Maybe she just did that out of pity. She’s so nice that she would do that. Who was he?
Who was he to be important? He wasn’t a president of anything. He was just himself. Was he even worthy enough that she takes care of him to such an extent? What could he do for her though?
The sudden creak of the door alerts him, his sharp eyes meet Y/N’s frame holding a bouquet of flowers. “Oh hey can you help with these? The guys at the committee bought them for me as thanks but I honestly like gardens more hahaha Still sweet though” Taking off her shoes and handing him the big bouquet of red to pink roses. He could have done much better. She didn’t even like their stupid bouquet.
“There’s a green house tea house thing close to my university. Wanna go then? I mean Im going to be dropping some stuff off at my locker so-“ “Really?! Sure!” An excited squeal came from her lips while she stepped in and occupied the majority of the couch in a deflated or one might say tired pose.
“Please pick from our flower charms!” The host to the tea shop announcing enthusiastically at the duo. Normally the two would have picked different flowers however captivated by certain flowers with bright pink petals that point to the sky. Cyclamens with small papers which read “Fight for your love”.
Just like fortune cookies.
Well what do you know? Passionate love then? What a coincidence due to the situation. To fight for your love.
Being seated at their booth, both had looked around the place. Clumsily piled high with beautiful plants and the sun light almost seemed too perfectly placed. Y/N looked as if she belonged there. With the flora decorating her, one would have considered her a fairy. “You look...N-nice...kitten” stuttering to even find the right things to say.
Under the table...
She had gently inched her small fingertips to touch his calloused ones. Holding at least a portion of her hand. Soft ,comforting and happy. When the tea had arrived Kuroo had only taken a small sip until he rejected the floral drink completely. “You know Chrysanthemums actually means Loyalty and patience? It’s really cool!” With the tea’s edge to her slightly parted lips, the young female had taken a quiet sip.
She enjoys the date with her hand completely clasped in his under the table. Shoulders touching and giggling at whatever kuroo was showing her on his phone. It was literal paradise. Beautiful flora, wonderful food and amazing her. It was perfection in a moment. The sun’s afternoon light striped through her hair and a portion of her cheek. Magic.
It was all until she had started squirming and gripping his hand tighter. “T-tesu...I ughh...I like someone. It’s this guy and...he...I think he might be the one, tetsu! He buys tea with me and holds me like Im home...”
So he was right. He was correct this time. He was so used to being wrong that right now being right felt like a punishment. Tetsuro though that he was the only one who he did those things with. So right and so wrong at the same time.
The little glimmer of happiness in him slightly fading.
He was just there because she pitied him.
He hated it but he didn’t say that, he couldn’t. He had his signature grin on as he knuckles her hair he says something along the lines of “You! You’re going to scare him off! Hahaha! You’re so stubborn too, chibi-chan!”
The laughter was sweet as the tea he had refused to drink. A few moments later the male had left saying that he had to relieve himself though he barely drank anything.
1: 02 PM
3: 27 PM
“Miss, would you like me to sit with-“ “Oh? Oh! No! Sorry! Im actually with someone. Im just waiting for him”
“Oh sorry! I thought you were alone”
6: 12 PM
8: 45 PM
“Umm...miss, we’re actually going to close now”
...
“Hello? Tetsu-“ “This number cannot be reached. Please try again-“
“UGH! I am so kicking his ass when I see him! Ditching me like that!...” Shuffling to gather her things and hurriedly asking for the bill. She leaves the moment she’s cleared and in search of the rooster head male.
Meanwhile the male was in the library ever since. Trying to simply clear his head. Trying to understand what had just happened. Recalling the exact moment that you weren’t his anymore. When a woman in a skimpy outfit had cat called him when he was about to leave. Something about how he looked well hung. Livid, he grabbed her to the side which she obliged in.
This was wrong.
Though why would he care? He was always wrong. The one moment where he was correct he was also wrong. He clenched his fist and forcibly bit his lips.
He was cringing at all of this. Y/N was supposed to be his and yet...She had to choose...and she chose someone who deserved her love.
The disgusting moans of the woman he was making out with at the alley way. Hungry, disgusted and furious. His touches were rough and almost hurting her.
Again, why would he care? Y/N didn’t even like him! He was only taken care of out of pity! He was nothing! All he was...was wrong.
Empty and wrong.
He took it all out on the innocent girl’s cunt. Kuroo called out for her. Her nickname.
Grasping and groaning ‘kitten’. Balls deep in this bitch he picked up from the street when his phone started ringing.
The light of his screen illuminating them.
On the other side of this though...Y/N was walking to his apartment to see if he was there. Also just as livid. Tear stained. Her mascara smudged. No longer looking like a fresh flower. A wilted yellow carnation to her hair while her hands fumbled with her phone. She felt betrayed. She felt useless. It took so much for her to even confess! She had to time everything! To the hand holding and intimate touches.
Even rejecting the council president because of him!
He was a jerk! Why would he even invite her to a date if he was just going to ditch her?
Was she the one in the wrong this time though? Did he even like her? Why would he just invite her?
Did she misunderstand? Were they just friends?...
Finally confessing to him and he just-...mid step. Her head just momentarily looking to the side, to the alleyway. When a familiar figure was illuminated by a screen’s light in his pocket. A familiar figure with a familiar ring tone in a foreign situation. The flower on her hair dropping to her worn out shoes.
It was like a blink. Like a flicker of the light. It was at least just 2 seconds when she saw it.
There he was. Frustrated, grinning, calling out for his ‘kitten’ and balls deep in a girl she has never even seen before.
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