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[dilfsisko]

Finished House. Good show.

GOOD SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!

[anotherdarkiboi]

Junji “I am a horror maniac who prefers to stay at home :)” Ito and Hayao “The world is cursed, but still, you find reasons to keep living” Miyazaki

@onehitdunder I edited the people holes :)

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[weaver-z]

I heard that in top gun they don't even give the bad guys a name out of fear of alienating some foreign market and just call them "The bad guys" is that true

In an extremely funny move, they do just call them "the enemy"

[lovelyattainment-blog]

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[aptericia]

[ID: a comment from tumblr user onehitdunder reading “I've gotten into discussions with my friend about this who has a bunch of ocs. What do you mean you just have a guy. Why is there not a story intrinsically built into and around them.” /End ID]

i've never understood how you can just make an oc with no story attached. this seems to be a visual artist thing, where maybe it's fun to draw a cool design in the void over and over. but i am permanently stuck in writer mode, so to me a character is inseparable from a character arc. with no story, no internal tension that gets set up and resolved, no character moments, there is no character. they have to be doing something

[writing-ideas-inc]

Chapter 1, the morning hangover

This is my first time posting on this and I don't usually do a lot of writing, the books going to be about vampires attacking the street of London and how the main character, Philip, is the only one who can stop them. The vampire situation obviously isn't revealed in this chapter. Please give any constructive criticism back. Thanks!

Chapter 1

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 When I woke up with my head in the air, my legs also in the air, and everything else in the room in the air, I knew something wrong was happening. With a closer look I realized that most of the objects were held to the ceiling with nothing but duct tape and string, I could only assume I too was like this, but the way it was being held up isn't what confused me, it is why was it hung up. It is most likely because the previous night, I had been crying over the fact my girlfriend left me, and friends came over and decided to cheer me up with nothing but 12 6 packs of beer. From my current position not only in life, but in my room, I assume it did not work out well.

    When I started to try to get down, the simplest struggle caused something to snap, duct tape to be peeled off the roof, and for me to fall on my bed right below. I decided on my way down, that I was alright with this, and that I would just sleep in the bed when I reach it. Ted, however had other plans, for he was sleeping in the bed beneath not just the blankets, but the bed sheets too. This had led to some complications, such as with impact there was a loud scream coming from Ted, and I was tossed to the ground.

    “Bloody hell man you gave me a heart attack!” Ted screamed once he calmed down. Now Ted is not the most appealing of faces to look at. Comb over, 5 o’clock shadow, bulging green eyes, it was very obvious he let his life go a long time ago.

    “Well I'm sure that was nothing compared to what happened to me! I woke up hanging with my head hanging so much I'm surprised I was able to wake up!” I  responded, quite angrily.

    “What were you doing on the bloody ceiling?”

    “What are you doing in my bloody bed?”

    The two of us look at each other for a good minute with a look that says this is the first time I’ve stopped drinking since I was 8. After the long silence and the dazed looks, Ted comes back from lunch.

    “Hey Phillip?

    “Yes Ted?”

    “Where's Lawrence?”

I don't know why but this is the thing in my morning that made me stop and think over everything else. I only realized then my several questions about this morning, like “Why was I on the ceiling?” “Why was Ted in my bed?” “Where is that other friend of mine?” “Where did I get all of this tape and string to attach my bedroom appliances, and several beer bottles to the ceiling?” Before I could think of any of these questions thoroughly, Ted had gotten up from my bed, left the room, and taken one of the beer bottles from the ceiling with him. I had given up on trying to question what was happening and accepted it as a weird hangover. I get up, and walk into my own personal bathroom. I look in there mirror and realize that I can not keep doing this, with my short beautiful blonde hair, dark brown eyes, bushy eyebrows, part of my left ear missing. After closer inspection, I realized that that last part isn't normal, and started to scream when I saw it.

   “Did you find Lawrence?” The ever so caring Ted yelled at me.

    “Ted where's part of my ear!?”

    “How am I supposed to know it's your ear!?”

I immediately started checking to make sure the rest of me was my normal self, in a series of processes I am not listing.

    “He's not in the fridge!”

    “Ted this is serious!”

    “So is starving Phillip, I have to prioritize here, food over ear.”

    “You wouldn't be saying that if it were your ear!”

    “I probably would've eaten it by accident if it were my ear!” Ted started laughing a laugh even hyenas would think is crazy. I run into my bedroom thinking it might be stuck to one of the things of duct tape because my brain still isn't completely working, and then I run into the kitchen to see Ted eating cereal with a fork by stabbing the food. I try not to question it, and move on. I pour myself so coffee, and start to leave the room when Ted says. “You better be looking for Lawrence.” I did the only thing any sane person would do in that situation, and flipped him off while walking out of the room.

     I walk into the living room drinking my coffee and assuming Larry is most likely lying on the couch. After seeing that he was not on the couch, I realized that I woke up on the ceiling, so he most likely is not sleeping in a normal place. At this point, believe it or not, I'm a bit panicked. I start rushing through the house with 2 main questions, where Larry could Larry possibly be, and why is part of my ear gone.

    When I woke up I caught a quick glimpse of the time when I had woken up I had gotten a glimpse of the clock hanging from the ceiling. It was around 8 am when I woke up, it is now 4 pm, I had been running around around for 8 out hours in my small house looking for where Larry could possibly be. Most of the time was just thinking if the situation I was in and not really putting any thought into finding him.

    Once I had snapped back to reality and saw the time, I realized he would've woken up at some point during me searching, and he is most likely not in my house. Of course during all of this Ted went to take a nap on my bed. I had called Lawrence but he never answered. I started cooking myself some ramen and sat at my table looking out the window, to the beautiful snow lying down on the quiet streets of a Sunday London. Grabbing my food, I sit down next to the window, start eating, and then an explosion happens down the block.

Credit: @onehitdunder

[dilfsisko]

I started watching house a while ago and at first I didn't like Wilson cause i thought his acting was weird but I'm halfway through season 3 now and he's up there in characters now

The power of Wilson

[weaver-z]

I just binge watched all of Severance it was so good I hope to catch season 2 weekly

SAME... that finale was so good

[lovelyattainment-blog]

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[transpool-moved]

@onehitdunder

sorry but i wanted to

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[sentienttoast]

Why didn't I think of that

@onehitdunder

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee