#one way I look at it is that mike is younger and so some ppl would say he gets the couch bc his body can handle it

[chirpsythismorning]

No but even if the Byers had a guest room in California, they still had two guests that evening spending the night…

MURRAY AND MIKE ONE ON ONE CONTENT AND WE MISSED IT?!?!

[lostreverb]

SOME RANDOM THOUGHTS / HEADCANONS ABOUT MAX COOPERMAN

just realized that aside from jake, most of max's relationships with people were either superficial or transactional which he probably just thought was normal growing up as a rich kid who was a "loser" learning that ppl only liked him when he had something to give them.

of course, when he was younger everyone loved to go to his birthday parties b/c his parents were loaded and they always planned something extravagant to try and make up for the fact they were never really around but, as he got older his parents stopped really caring to put on those parties. after that, no one bothered to give max any attention or befriend him unless they saw his wealth as something useful, or just brought him around so he could be the butt of the joke. and the second they got what they wanted from him they discarded him. being the kind-hearted and naive boy he is, he doesn't really fully grasp it until after ryan beats him to a pulp. he brushes off what happens but it honestly profoundly affects him from then on.

he thought ryan was a friend but turns out he was just being taken advantage of, his parents didn't care to come see him in the hospital despite how serious his condition was, and jake, the only genuine friend he ever had, ends up leaving (prolly bc college) and max later refers to him in passing as "a guy i brought up back in the day" which hints that they likely don't talk anymore.

so college starts. a fresh slate. max guards himself with this macho (with a very small hint of being an asshole) persona. he's got a leadership position as the RA of his floor, got two nerdy "friends" that are very reminiscent of ryan and his guys (remember when they snicker along with him at mike?), and a semi-famous reputation online. he loses weight the summer before college and decides to stop fighting (probably caused by the trauma from ryan) but we see he uses hand grips so even he definitely wants to keep himself strong for his physique and to protect himself. though max is still fairly lean which is likely an insecurity for him. the last thing he ever wants to be seen as is a dork.

let's not even talk about how being conditioned like this affects his views on women and relationships. first off in highschool he only gets attention from baja's friends b/c of his association with jake, then in college he gets all this attention because he's "attractive" now and has this cool car, dorm and fame due to the fighting videos + promotions. he's (mostly) only ever made out with drunk women at parties or events that just throw themselves at him but it never goes further than that.

he likely has made himself believe that he should think of women as prizes (again as awful as ryan was max kind of molds his new self with his influences subconsciously. he had the kind of attention, the girls, the intimidation factor max aspires to have), but if a girl were to ever genuinely like him it would fry his brain. he wouldn't understand the idea of someone wanting to spend time with him, even if he wasn't really doing anything. to intently listen to him and partake in his interests. or how much happier you'd look after just going on a walk around campus with him vs. when he bought you jewelry or flowers.

it left him with a feeling he only experienced once before when jake saved him, and went after ryan.

it just clicks for him like-

oh. this is how it feels to be genuinely cared for.

it's not soon after he realizes that you tell him you love him for the first time, while cuddling in bed (he's sure his mother used to say it to him when he was younger but he honestly can't really remember anymore-- the most communication he has with his parents now is the deposits into his bank account).

once the door closes, and you've left for your classes.. he feels the lingering heat of your lips, your words echoing in his head and the way you looked at him...

and he cries.

[choccyhearts]

90's!Eddie Headcanons

Note: I always like imagining how Eddie would adapt with the 90's since it is lowkey very different from the 80's, so here's some random thoughts ^_^

CW:

Cut his hair around the beginning of the decade

I really couldn't tell you why my brain won't let this go, but I really believe that he would've thought that The Blair Witch Project was real (like not for a suuuper long time, but maybe before seeing it he would)

(But he would NOT have made that mistake again with Paranormal Activity in the 00's...totallyyyy...)

He prepared for Y2K "just in case"

He told the others that it was stupid and that people were all worked up over nothing

But did drag along a case of beans, beer and a first-aid kit with him to Steve's New Year's Eve party "just in case"

(He left his other favorite belongings in his van)

His precious van did sadly break down but that was okay cause he ended up just getting a new one instead :)

He refuses to not drive a van, honestly

Would maybe depart from that though if he had access to hearse

Despite being the rough around the edges metalhead he is, he would find a love for Britney Spears

Like ya know how today there's a collection of metalheads who love Carly Rae Jepsen and see her as their emotional support pop girly? That's what Britney is for him

Thought Scream was a masterpiece and forced the others to dress up as the characters with him for Halloween (you can take your guess as to who he was...)

(Stu, duh.)

Speaking of Halloween costumes, the older gang would also dress up as the Friends characters (because c'mon, these are yt ppl..) (He was Joey because he refused to be anyone else) (Yes him and Steve argued over it resulting in a coin toss to make the decision) (Steve was Ross)

He's def a Seinfeld>Friends kinda guy

He's also a Simpsons>Family Guy kinda guy

Fuckin' loves DunkAroos

Got lost at a Nirvana concert (this applies to both Rockstar!Eddie or regular Eddie)

Rockstar!Eddie and Corroded Coffin went on SNL

Eddie told Mike Myers he was hilarious but kept calling him "Michael" to be "respectful" (also cause he thought it was hilarious)

Got Adam Sandler's autograph for Steve

Isn't a fan of ICP or juggalos but can accept them from afar

(Is highkey thankful he went to high school in the 80's because otherwise he would've had some juggalos sitting at the Hellfire table)

Celebrated the beginning of his 30's with a bottle of champagne and a pack of DunkAroos

Would also mourn his 20s but not entirely

His first time using the Internet, he looked up porn

Not cause he was in the mood or anything, but just to see what was there

He's not allowed to use Steve's computer anymore

Embraced the younger ones' new phases :

Lucas styling himself after Will Smith in Fresh Prince (which btw not an Eddie hc but Lucas and Max dressed as Men in Black for Halloween on year, okay bye)

Max definitely embraced the grunge style of dress

El loving riot grrrl bands due to their boldness and unabashed expression of emotions (Eddie thinks it's badass)

The boys' love for video games surging due to history being made before their very eyes (Sonic, Crash, Super Mario 64, etc.)

Eddie gets high and watches Kevin Smith movies

Misses his long hair after watching Jay & Silent Bob :(

Likes Goosebumps books and collects them for his future children

The whole crew went to go see Space Jam expecting it to be really dumb and dopey

Everyone left with their lives changed

Forced Steve and Lucas to teach him basketball

It went exactly how you'd expect it go

Fell asleep watching Titanic at movie night

Freaked TFFF out when he got high and watched the Truman Show

Then let his fear subside and would make jokes

"Steve, move out of the way, you're blocking my good angle" *is staring at a plant pot*

Wants smoke with the Chucky doll

Tried growing out a small beard towards the end of the decade

Didn't really feel it, will try again in his 40s

Rockstar!Eddie bought Wayne a house in '95

Made sure the kitchen had lots of cupboard space

Eddie didn't cry until he was leaving after moving Wayne in

Wayne didn't cry until he started putting up picture frames of Eddie through out the years

Mechanic!Eddie saved up for a house for the two of them to rent

Either version Eddie got Wayne a black labrador

Wayne was your typical "I don't need a dog to worry about, messing up my furniture" type of man

They're attached at the hip after one day

"This Green Day isn't half bad"

Despite knowing that it isn't his first actual drink, Eddie is psyched to take Dustin out for his 21st birthday, just the two of them

Steve tracks them down, upset he wasn't the one to buy Dustin his first drink

Dustin doesn't even care as long as he isn't the one paying

This would be the decade that Eddie properly settles down with someone

Gets married early in the decade

Decides to have kids towards the end of the decade/early 00s

I'm gonna cap it here ^_^

[justalilpearlie]

Sammy IRL rants abt sammike and the fandom. (not directed at any creators, keep it up sammike tumblr nation! /gen)

I wish the fandom knew more abt sammike and it wasnt always. with me forced into another existing character. like no im not the freddy bully, or the bonny bully, or the phone guy, im me.

Im henry's son. Samuel "Sammy" Emily

I sadly was an outsider to all the bullshit that went on in Hurricane agaisnt my own will. I wanted to know. I wasnt able to do anything about it. I didnt knew how Mike was doing for years. I WISH we had worked together! but that only can happen in a No One Dies timeline.

I just wish to be my own person in the fandom and not made a baby, because in some memories I was even OLDER than Charlie, and Mike was always around my same age! When I say we've known eachother our WHOLE lifes I mean it. When I first saw Michael's face I was probably under a year old. I cant remember because 1. IRL mems can be fuzzy and 2. most ppl dont remember things before age like 3 or 4, but I do know our parents were friends before we were even born, and we played together and attended each one of eachothers birthdays, we were best friends before lovers, childhood bestfriends.

When we grew up we had a fall out, because of his new friendgroup, which I'd join later on anyways (on a particular timeline. because yes i remember different contradicting timelines.), but before that I was always trying to impress him and them so I could spend time with them. When we did spend time together, at first theyd tease me for being the youngest, shortest and weakest, and he'd always go out of his way to defend me, help me when I got hurt trying to pull out some dumb trick to get their attention and a couple times even canceled hang outs with his friends when I was having some issues (wont go into detail, but wanna clarify it has nothing to do with my family, they were GREAT and whoever says Henry Emily OR his wife play favorites f u. that couldnt be more far from the truth.)

OH here's sum memories I love: Taking care of our little siblings (where theyre all fairly younger than us and we were way older than them in comparison. also no one dies au), taking them to the park, staying home with them when our parents went out on date nights, it was great honestly. we all loved staying in having ice cream in front of the TV with a fan (or more), while Fazbear and Friends was on!

Sorry yall, im going a bit loco. I uh. yeah anyways this is a sammike household, i 100% respect other ships but i dont wanna see them here, on this account, so like ik no one has yet but just in case if anyone wanted to know my opinion on other popular ships like jeremike or mike x the other bullies: sammike is better, i am 100% bias and i wont apologize. ive never been more comforted than I am by my boyfriend and seeing anything of us together. even when people get it wrong. SPECIALLY when people getting right [looking at one of my mutuals w the realest sammike takes ever] I JUST. i wont give my opinion on other michael ships, only will say "sammike for the win" and thats all.

Thanks for comming to my TED talk, sorry for the rant, it WILL happen again. most likely.

Sammike content:

[lunar-lattice]

alrighty fellas thoughts on the fnaf movie under the cut

its everything i wanted!! such a love letter to the fans too without coming off as too much. i was rly worried it was gonna be too egregious with the fanservice. the story went and did its own thing but it preserved the basic story beats as well as making it coherent and i appreciate that a lot

i know ppl will be disappointed mike is not an afton but i like that. the connection to william was obvious but i still enjoyed it (tho i feel its a bit shoehorn-y but oh well. aint the first time a story has asked me to just accept a story beat). also i just love his characterization? totally my fav archetypes of 'good guy but hes a bit of an asshole' and 'good older brother'

(also he reminds me of my liam so double points)

the afton reveal we did get was so obvious that i discarded it in my 'trying to figure out vanessa' thinking but it worked. kinda sad tho this not only did 'afton kid fights against dad' better than the games but also just made vanessa more interesting than sb did

the animated intro was delightful and one of the things where you can tell they did their research

almost missed the matpat cameo bc he rly just looked like A Guy, mad at how natural it was (not rly, im glad it wasn't very egregious)

was very startled by the girl getting chomped, i was so sure the trailers were setting her up to get her head chomped but nope! get bisected

the animatronics were uncanny but in a good way! uncanny bc they look like theyve been pulled straight from the game files but like. theyre real. they move!

on that note, the lighter scenes with them delighted me so. i told a friend i rly hoped they would really lean into the tragedy of the children and it did not disappoint. i see ppl didnt like them but i think theyre important both to show theyre just kids as well as making the violence afterwards even scarier

golden freddy was…. suspiciously underused

id say william was too but no. it was the right amount of william afton. any more and he'd be running away with the whole movie

the climax was exactly as i expected but still surprised me. in fact i straight up forgot about the most iconic line in the series and was SO excited when it dropped

what can i say but I was so excited abt the credits song. it felt too fanservicey to actually happen but yet….

I wish i could go back to 2013 and show this to my younger self

and now. some theories and other speculation

obvious move for next movie is 2 but i honestly think its gonna be 3 with flashbacks to 2. the sequel hook was too damn obvious and tantalizing to fans to not get Right to it. also the 'COME FIND ME' in the credits works with this idea

…that being said, using the puppet's music box in the credits. maybe its the puppet that we need to come find

who exactly is william afton in this universe? i think its going with modern canon and that he was a owner/co-owner of the pizzeria. the way he talked about the owner being sentimental? felt like he was sharing a private joke with himself

[theyaskedmeto]

what i think each og new direction member's social media presence would be like

basically i’ve been doing nothing all day and i’m way too addicted to social media and i started thinking about this so here we are. also i’m just gonna pretend social media was a big thing when they were at school (it obviously wasn’t but lets pretend this is set in like 2016 or smth)

rachel berry

lets be honest rachel would be so damn annoying on social media (not like that’s a surprise tho she’s annoying anyway)

she’d definitely use instagram the most

she’d post photos of her and finn holding hands and caption it like ‘My world, I love this boy 🔐❤️🌏✨’ and then deletes them all when they break up

EXCESSIVE use of emojis 

posts selfies and quote song lyrics in the caption

posts what she’s listening to on her stories (usually boradway) and feels very entitled because of it

posts singing videos 

santana and brit probably bully her in the comments of her posts lbr

honestly i can’t see her having any other forms of social media tbh, she just always uses instagram

auto caps stay ON at all times bc it’s ‘against the rules of basic grammar’

tries to talk in the nd groupchat but no one likes her or listens. like ‘What song should I do for a solo this week’ and then it starts a massive argument

finn hudson

one of those boys who just takes photos of The Scenery™ and no photos of him

maybe posts some photos of him and rachel when they’re together though

actually he probably does the same thing as rachel like ‘Can’t believe this girl is mine 😍💗’ and commenting ‘Love You ❤️’ on her posts but it just seems v high school

probably not very active but uses instagram the most

does a lot of those ask thingys on instagram like ‘send me an emoji and i’ll say what i think about you’ LMAO

i feel like he’s not very involved with it because he prefers video games more lol

uses ‘😂’ unironically

auto caps on and doesn’t even know having them off is a thing

noah puckerman

USES SNAPCHAT. nothing else. but he does have insta

has sent streaks to everyone he’s friends with on sc and will continue to until he’s like 25 

posts way too many mirror selfies with the flash on without his shirt off (ew) 

literally never talks in the nd groupchat

auto caps on - actually he probably Types Like This All The Time

has A Rule that if he’s talking to a girl he has to not reply for at least 2 hours but if it’s a guy then he has to reply asap (bros before hoes type vibe)

blaine anderson

i really don’t think he’d use it that much??? i feel like he’d get too overwhelmed ahdkjhdjs

WAIT APART FROM TUMBLR

he’s probably very involved with tumblr and is part of the star wars fandom/marvel fandom

his ao3 history is between him and his computer only

ppl wanna be his friend on tumblr because he’s just nice and kind 🥺

he’s probably quite popular on there - has a lot of followers

but he doesn’t really use any others - has an instagram but there’s no posts on there

maybe he tries to spread awareness on his insta stories???

hates snapchat with a passion 

uses :) :( <3 ;_; way too much (he’s on tumblr)

has auto caps off. like he’s a fanboy okay he’s on TUMBLR fgs. 

occasionally talks in the nd groupchat but is normally a bit intimidated by all the arguments it causes 

v open about his sexuality on his insta (has a 🌈in his bio🥺)

brittany pierce

she uses all of the main ones (insta and snapchat)

posts loads of photos of lord tubbington on there and adds loads of gifs on her stories

such!! a wholesome!!! insta page!!!!!

lots of mirror selfies with the flash on

bad spelling 😔

tries to do those story bingo things but gives up when she gets confused

also has another insta account to build her fondue for 2 channel 

auto caps OFF

uses all the pretty emojis way too much like ‘went to the park 🏞 it was so ✨💗 fun!!! 🌸🌈☀️ we had a good time 😍’

is the QUEEN of the nd groupchat along with santana. tbh her and santana would just use it as their place to talk about everything rather than private messages

santanna lopez

her whole instagram is just selfies

uses snapchat quite a lot but when she gets older she stops completely and deletes it ‘snapchat is for straight ppl’

cyberbullies rachel ajhfdsjhd

does ops on her story and is just brutally honest to everyone who asks 

auto caps stay on but sometimes she forces her keyboard to type all lowercase

NEVER uses emojis. not even :( or :) she just never uses them ever

has a tiktok addiction for when she gets sad about britt (especially s2 when britt isn’t with her)

kurt hummel

uses instagram to show off his outfits 

especially when he gets older and lives in ny!! 

there’d be such cute lil videos of him and blaine on his story like taking videos of his ootd and then blaine photobombing and then he zooms in on him and laughs ok i’ve thought about this too much

compliments all his besties on their photos like ‘So gorgeous 😍’

auto caps stay religiously ON but uses a lot of abbreviations like ‘btw and ily’ etc

in the early days of him and blaine being together, he’d be quite private about it but around the time just before he leaves for ny they get more public

only uses emojis for reactionary purposes eg. to compliment friends

posts photos of anything. honestly i want to see his insta it’d be so cute

has a private instagram for his close friends where he shitposts his whole life like ‘Dad’s taking us to get mcdonalds!!!!’ with blaine

sam evans

posts shirtless pics and all the girls thirst over him ajdhksjdk

uses insta more than snapchat but always sends streaks (maybe when he’s younger tho like around season 4 i don’t think he would be anymore)

also v wholesome though??? like i think he’d post pics of what flowers he got his mum for mothers day 

posts pics of mercedes on his story when they’re together 🥺

posts his favourite songs on his story

auto caps ON bc he doesn’t know having them off is a thing lol

uses 😂 unironically

mercedes jones

doesn’t post much on any social media platforms but is always liking everyone elses posts and complimenting her friends

posts more on her story than anything else

when she gets more confident in herself tho, she posts more (especially when she moves to new york)

occasional photos of sam when they’re dating with a lil love heart emoji on her story

lots of emojis but she uses them when necessary

auto caps on!!!

tina cohen-chang

THE SAME AS RACHEL WITH MIKE but like 10 times less annoying and people actually care

literally the cutest couple on instagram with the new directions group

uses the nd groupchat quite regularly bc people actually LISTEN to her there

has a cute lil gc with sam and blaine with some weird ass name

switches to auto caps off after she goes through her goth phase 

uses :) and :( and also a few pretty emojis eg. 💗☀️✨🌟💐🍬 to make her captions looks pretty

v quick replier

quinn fabray

this bitch has too many emotions for social media ok?

just watches tiktok to cheer herself up but it makes her more sad

has an instagram but never posts on there

if you wanna message her just text because she’ll never reply otherwise

disappears off the face of the earth during her skank phase. deletes her instagram and everything

auto caps on but it doesn’t even matter because she never even needs to use her keyboard 

(we’re talking s3 tho. in like s1 she’d have been into it to keep up her persona lol. her insta would’ve defo had over 1k followers)

mike chang

uses insta more than sc and posts photos of him and tina on his story 

fast replier - loyal king

fully ignores the nd groupchat because he avoids drama 😌✨

non caps because it ‘looks friendlier and not like you’re shouting’

will help you with your homework if you have any questions 

like ‘hey have you done this english homework?? i can’t find any good quotes that’ll help with the question’ and he’ll reply fast with a whole list bc he’s an academic KING

would love to post some dancing videos but gets too scared :(

artie abrams

has no social media and is rlly annoying bc its so hard to contact him

auto caps on. i mean like how would u know having them off was a thing if you don’t have any socials

fully punctuates every text

[willowistic22]

Before I start my main topic on this post, I don’t want y’all to get the wrong idea. I LOVE Sprace as much as the next person. The whole Manhattan and Brooklyn are in love stuff has me wEAK. But lemme tell you abt another Manhattan and Brooklyn love that SOMEHOW goes unspoken of

Dare I say,,,,

IKESHOT 

Sprace is an amazing ship and I love them but Ikeshot is actually an awesome ship and I encourage everyone to give it a try if you haven’t. And if you have and still don’t vibe with it then that’s ok. My hugest respect to y’all who have given the time to try and vibe with it but just genuinely can’t because ik we can’t all like the same things. 

Now for the ones who wants to vibe with it... let’s talk business

*rolls up my non existence sleeves*

Brooklyn boys are tough aight. We’ve all established it. So Hotshot is no exception in the whole tough dude club if that even exists but if it doesn’t let’s just pretend it does :) Doesn’t matter what your headcanon his rank as a Brooklyn newsies. Second in command after Spot? The tough bodyguard dude? Just Spot’s bestie in general whilst sellin’ papes’? Or just a random newsies in the bunch of the Brooklyn kids but is like tol and buff af? (i’m 99.52% that we’ve agreed Hotshot is hella tall and buff) Or your normal newsies hc are mostly modern ones like me. He’s still Hotshot that we all know and love. 

My headcanon is that he’s a little stiff and uptight with the whole ‘i’m tough as hell move outta the way or i kick you where the sun shines!’. So that’s him in general. But much like what most ppls headcanons for Spot, Hotshot too has a soft spot in him that not many ppl see. 

And then along came Ike. 

I feel like most ppl will headcanon the twins as chaotic bros. And y’know what? I vibe with it! Although I headcanon Ike is slightly more sensible and responsible than Mike even though he’s like younger than Mike by 13 minutes or 12 I forgot which number I decided lol I’ll go check later.

They cause a lot of trouble. pretty chill at taking life like mostly taking everything as a joke. a skinny bean pole. no one thinks the two are tough and well, they never want to be seen as tough dudes so it’s ok. But can deck a person if someone messes with their brother (loving brothers are my shit I will hold that love till the day I die). 

Idk how but Ike accidentally met Hotshot. Hotshot was not so fond to meet Ike the first time around, tough dude (^TM) thing y’know. Ike having the annoying genes in him is being, you guessed it, annoying. But they managed to hold a conversation. Ike was wHIPPED. He went back to Mike and was like ‘yoooooooo that dude is hot aS FUCK BRO’ and Mike just goes ‘.... yeah ok?’. Hotshot was surprised Ike was not at all intimidated by him and was impressed that his annoying aura kinda like... entertained him? intrigued him? made him kinda angry and want to punch him in the face? maybe all three of them at once. But whatever it is Hotshot is FEELINGS THINGS. 

Fast forward to the future, the do the hanging out thing. Doesn’t matter how you think it goes they just hang out. One thing let to another and now they make out regularly and are exclusive to each other. It’s cute. Like Sprace, Ikeshot has adorable height differences. Even if Ike is on his toes to kiss him, Hotshot still needs to bend down to reach his lips because Ike head only reaches Hotshot’s chest or sumn along the lines. (can you tell how unprepared i am in writing this post lmaooo) 

Hotshot is still stiff and still being the tough guy everyone all knows. But he won’t push away Ike if he ever comes running to him for a hug, and it’s fucking cute considering his face full on smack on his chest while his hand wraps around Hotshot’s hips. He looks up with the stupidest grin ever and Hothsot can’t help but to smile at him plus hug him back. Y’know those kinds of hugs where the smol one wraps around the tol ones hips and looks up at them, palcing their chin on tol’s chest while smiling and then tol one tries to wrap around smol’s shoulder because it’s the only body part they can reach with the hugging position they’re in? Yeah, that kinda hugs. Bonus: Hotshot leans down to grab Ike’s thighs and lifts him up of the ground. Ike wraps his legs around Hotshot while he’s hoisted up to the air with his hands around Hotshot’s neck and then they kiss and I go AJHFGAHSFGHKSF UKCNHKSRGCKEGR UKHF JUST THINKING ABT IT AKJLFHKJLABFKJ NJKHCJKLSH UH UKAEHCMLKUAH ULIWYRI

with this all set up there’s a potential for protective brother Mike and I love him with all my hearts. He’s no longer intimidated (or probably never was in the first place) knowing his brother got Hotshot wrapped around his hands. So one time when Hotshot arrives looking for Ike but found the other dude, Mike goes up to him and threatens him to not hurt Ike or Mike will hUNT HIM DOWN. Ike slaps Mike for even saying that to Hotshot and they go one their marry way. 

In short: Sprace is cool but Ikeshot can be just as cool if ppl just wants to give it a try to vibe with it. I gave it a shot, and there’s no going back for me so it’s better if I drag other’s in this Ikeshot hole that I’ve dug for myself. 

I wrote this essay bcs: 

Ikeshot needs more content and recognition 

I am kinda piss i didn’t even get one note on my ikeshot fic but that’st he first angst fic i’ve ever written and maybe it’s better that way bcs yeah i kinda cringe at it too oop- (is this me wanting attention? probably. do you need to project it? no really but donations are appreciated:))))))

I love all romantic and platonic relationship newsies fics but I need to see more FAMILY FICS (and i don’t just mean found family. I love that trope but I need more of Mike sharing stories to their friends how Ike frequently pees his pants when he was five and then Ike took revenge by telling everyone how Mike really got that huge scar on his hand. Or them talking shit about their cousins. Or Mike just smacking Ike’s face outta nowhere for no reason at all, he just feels like hitting Ike for some reason bcs that’s what real brothers do) 

Anyways I hope you like this essay that i’ve used as a procrastinating mechanism from my writers block (the irony of me saying that I got writers block and can’t write the next chapter of my newsies au or continue finishing the next modern newsies fic i need to post only to go to tumblr to write this essay abt Ikeshot being awesome) 

hopefully i can finish my newest modern newsies fic tonight so i can post it tomorrow so bye bye!

Edit:

OMG WAT THERE IS ONE NOTE ON THAT IKESHOT FIC I TAKE IT BACK. THANK YOU RANDOM DUDE ON TUMBLR FOR LIKING IT AND MAKING ME FEEL VALID BCS I WAS REALLY SAD WHEN IVE WORKED HARD ON IT AND IT TURNS OUT IT DIDNT GOT ENOUGH ATTENTION LIKE MY OTHERS IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO FORGET YOU UGHH I FEEL SO BAD AND FEEL LIKE A HUGE BITCH PLS FORGIVE MEEEE

I’d tag you but I’m a huge pussy ://

[painandpleasure86]

I Cannot Believe It’s True

A/N: Hi there ppl! I never participated in a ship week like this time… Thank u Mel aka @roger-taylors-car for hosting this special week ❤️

This little DeazelloNeighbors'AU haves the previous chapters:

Ch #1 “My new neighbor it’s my crush”: https://painandpleasure86.tumblr.com/post/190777536948/my-new-neighbor-its-my-crush-deazzello-week

Ch #2 “Gimme your comfort, I suffer of love”: https://painandpleasure86.tumblr.com/post/190796228203/gimme-your-comfort-i-suffer-of-love-deazello

Ch #3 “Life-changing decisions (and a lot of suspects)”: https://painandpleasure86.tumblr.com/post/190811616233/life-changing-decisions-a-lot-of-suspects

Oh! This time, I took the prompts Valentine’s Day and Cheating.

I deleted previous post because I posted it so late and with some imperfections... Also, yesterday was an occupied day (plus Valentine’s Day date with my bf). Sorry :(

I hope to post for Day 6.

Summary: a disaster was about to start…

Warning: Angst, Fluff and a pinch of humor.

Word count: 2300

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Were long days without him. He wasn’t that happy. But, taking what he learned in acting school, he always was smiling, being kind, working hard in the dance studio.

A nice way to cheer him up was, ironically, help to Ronnie. Joe really liked that woman. She always was so kind, smiley and also even after 6 kids she still was beautiful. He couldn’t deny that, even being gay. ��John straight taste was nice”.

How he helped to the mistress? Taking care of the children meanwhile she was to buy some groceries, gone to the hairdresser for her dye or meanwhile she was taking a bath or cooking.

Robert and Michael were old enough to take care (Robert was almost 19 and Michael almost 17) even Laura with almost 15 years; so he took care of the three youngest. To him, was so great. He loved baby Cam, and Luke that he was starting to walk… Joshua had 10 years old, but he also kept an eye over him.

Once he trapped Josh looking for porn mags at his dad’s office.

“How you know that? Isn’t something of your age”. asked Joe to the boy.

“I trapped to my dad once with his hands under the table and I asked what he was doing”, replied Josh without shame. He continued talking. “The strange thing is, that in that pics I didn’t saw women… but I didn’t found it repulsive at all. They’re getting sex between them because they’re alone and… they also have needs”.

That words couldn’t came from his own.

“You really thinks like that?”

“Were words of my Dad and looks credible to me”.

Joe couldn’t found words then to explain that Josh dad was gay.

“Please don’t tell to my dad that I found his mags with that naked men… and never to my mom!” begged Joshua.

“Promise” and Joe extended his right pinky finger.

The guy understood the signal and extended the pinky finger from his left hand and intertwined it with Joe’s pinky finger, smiling.

“Redhead power!” said Joe, raising his left arm.

Josh laughed.

“We’re the best!” exclaimed Josh.

That happy smile made Joe being sad internally. Josh was like a little redhead John.

Laura always was watching at Joe with love eyes. And was paradise to her when she hurted a bit one of his feet and Joe hugged her to comfort her. When Joe listened “y-your pa-parfum it’s so nice” he could knew that Laura was better. “Yeah sweetie, your dad also loved it…” thought Joe.

Ronnie didn’t left to Joe to grab Cameron often, but when that happened… he felt like he was with some of his younger cousins or better, with a step brother. That baby was his weakness. “You’re a cute boy!” he often said to the baby, giving a  smooch in the little forehead. Cameron always gave in response a cute giggle. But this time, that happy face didn’t made him remember to John. Cam haves Ronnie’s face.

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February 11th Ronnie received a call when Joe was around there.

“Take care of Cam and Luke please” said her, running to the phone.

“Hello?”

“Hi Ronnie!”

“John!!! How are you? we’re missing you here!”

The man smiled.

“I’m tired Ronnie. I just want to stay at home…”

“When you will come back?” asked the mistress.

“I’ll be there before Valentine’s Day. Tomorrow.”

Ronnie told to her offsprings “Dad will comeback tomorrow!” They smiled... And Luke said “Dad?” His first word.

Ronnie started to cry. She grabbed Luke in her arms.

“Ron.. Ron?”

“Oh sorry John! Luke told his first word, finally!! Come on son!”

The toddler didn’t wanted to say anything.

“Put him in the phone”

The baby started to listen his dad’s voice.

“How are you, little bud? I miss you so much!”

The baby didn’t said anything, just giggled.

Joe, having Cameron in his arms, watched at Luke’s eyes and cheer him up to speak. “Come on Luke, you can do it little champ!”

And Luke said “J-joe!”, pointing at the redhead.

John couldn’t react.

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(In Montreux)

Roger saw John paralyzed with the phone in his hand and against his left ear.

“Deaky… are you okay mate?”

Trying to speak, he responded “Luke said his first word… and wasn’t mom or dad. Was the name of my new neighbor”

“Oh I see that Ronnie it’s having fun without you, then” joked Roger.

Deaky watched at Roger pretty annoyed. With that face. He preferred to not answer and continue talking with his family.

Roger approached to Brian then.

“John it’s acting rare..”

“Well, Roger, he’s so sensitive. Perhaps he isn’t in the mood to joke as he used to be.”

“No, not only for that. When he mentioned a couple of times to his neighbor, his cheeks flushed and his eyes brightened a bit.”

“You’re right Roger. I see that he loves to his neighbor” joked Bri.

“I think that’s serious. That he’s a kind of platonic love of John. But deaky didn’t wanted to accept. You know how’s deaky with things about his private life. If he didn’t want to tell to us, better not ask”

“I know it Roger. I know at the same person. I just hope that, at least he can have a nice Valentine’s Day.”

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Ronnie was asking “John? Are you there? John?”

“Sorry Ron. Roger made me a bad joke.”

“Haha! Do you wanna talk with the kids?”

“Sure”.

Joshua and Laura approached to the phone and talked a bit with their dad.

Meanwhile, Ronnie told to Joe “thank you for your help, really! The kids loved you!”

Joe smiled and his cheeks turned red.

“Now you’re the one with their cheeks flushed” joked Ronnie.

Both laughed.

“Was an honor Ronnie. Your kids are so great. And this little bud” pointing to Cameron with his chin “the cutest baby ever… well also Luke, haha! Don’t be jealous, man!” he added, caressing a bit Luke’s head.

Joshua screamed “mum, dad want that Cam listen his voice”.

Joe, watching at the woman, said “take to this bud.”

“No Joe. Gave to John a surprise and speak with him!” exclaimed the woman.

Joey, holding Cameron with his left arm and hand, took the phone and he said “Hi sir”

Another moment of silence for the bassist.

“John? Are you listening me?” asked worried Joe.

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Meanwhile, John’s bandmates watched to him staring in silence.

“Joey” he finally replied in a sigh and smiling.

“See… he’s in love with that man” pointed Roger watching the scene.

“Let John alone Roger! If he’s happy…” said Brian. “Let’s coming back to our business” concluded.

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“I- erm we miss you John… also this little guy that I have in arms! I must to confess that I love to be with your family”

“Even Ronnie?” John joked.

“Of course! I was helping her these last days.”

“It’s ironic… but well! Put me to my son to the phone please… we will talk tomorrow Joey.”

“Okay."

Joe approximate the phone to Cam’s left ear.

"Hi my little piece of heaven! How are you?” he said with the softest voice ever.

The baby giggled intensely.

“Dad loves you so much!”

The baby babbled.

All there were smiling for that cute scene.

Joe took the phone again and said “to Ronnie again?”

“No Joey. That’s all. See ya soon. Lov- take care of yourself”.

“Bye John”.

Both hung up.

Joe said “I think that I should to go to home…” and gave Cameron to Ronnie.

“Stay for the dinner, I even made a lactose free dessert for you”, she said, receiving to her youngest one.

Kissing to Ronnie in one cheek, he replied “I’d love that. But I want to sleep. I need that.”

“It’s okay Joe. Come tomorrow to have dinner with John please. He would be so happy to see you when he come back”.

“Tomorrow I’ll be here.” And watching to Cameron, he said “bye bud!”. Luke said “Joei” and extended his arms. Joe hugged to the little boy that was sat in the floor. “Bye champ!”

Josh and Joe made their “redhead power” salute.

“MICHAEL, COME HERE TO OPEN THE DOOR TO JOE” screamed Ronnie

He was until the stairs and said “No. Look how I’m dressed, plus outside it’s cold.”

“Excuses Mike, when Samantha came here you were dressed with that pajamas and you didn’t cared at all to go outside and close the main door” replied Laura, kinda upset.

Michael couldn’t respond better thing that “It’s better that you go to open the door to him, I listened how you says sometimes I love you joeeeeey ” meanwhile you’re sleeping.”

Laura’s cheeks were extra red. Mike made his bad action for that day.

Joshua started to mock Laura, but Ronnie stopped him.

Joe, in response of Mike’s confession, hugged Laura.

“You’re so cute, I like your style, and I know what you mean when you give me a flash of that smile but girl, you’re only a child ” Joe sung.

Laura laughed for the reference.

“I love that song, have my age! That’s so cool”.

“Great, but also there it says why I don’t reply to your flirth”

“I know... but anyways you’re so beautiful”.

Leaving the embrace, both walked to the main door. Laura still having that blush...

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John came back. Finally. And was huge his surprise when he saw Joe in the familiar table.

“Joe? Here? I-”

He stared at the scene and his offsprings came to greet him.

“You will say Dad again?” the man asked to his son Luke.

“Joei… Dad” pointing to Joe.

John laughed and hugged to the toddler.

“Luke really likes you Joe. Thank you for help to Ronnie” said with Luke in his arms.

“And you don’t greet me?” asked Ronnie giving a kiss in John’s lips.

Joe was a bit jealous.

Josh made a disgust expression.

“Hi Ron, this meal smell so delicious! Sorry, i’m hungry…” And watching at his youngest in Ronnie’s arms, he said “Hi my little piece of heaven!”

Leaving to Luke in his special chair, he said to Ronnie “I need to talk something with Joe…We will comeback soon.” In a whisper, he added “I’ll pay something for came to help you”. The men disappeared.

Both men were to the studio of John,there they hugged so tight for five minutes. Just hugged. In silence.

“I missed you so much Joe.” said finally the bassist.

“Me too… being here cheered me up, until I recognized that almost all your kids have the same smile that you have.” admitted Joe.

“Was masochist then” said the elder, leaving the embrace and caressing the right cheek of Joe.

“No… Well a bit. But was fun. I love to your children John.” replied the redhead. “And I love you. I do since a lot of time.” That last words were the speech that once his father caught saying to the mirror. Grabbing John’s face with both hands, he added  “Before knowing you in person I loved you. Now, even more. You’re the one…” and gave to him a sweet kiss in his lips. “Let me be your Valentine… the only one.”

John down his sight.

“I want that… but I can’t. My kids. My family…”

Walking to the door, Joe started to cry and say “You should think a bit more in you!” and watched at that greenish eyes again.

“Have the balls to do it, please. You’re happy with me, no? You told me how nice was to be alone and hug me… Don’t refuse to be happy” and he covered his face with his hands. Were a lot of tears.

After a couple of minutes, he said “I’ll go to the bathroom to wash my face. I don’t want that everyone watch at my eyes and ask me what happened”

When he opened the door, Joshua and Laura were there. They listened enough.

“Are you the boyfriend of my dad?” asked Laura, surprised.

“I’ll better call to mum” said Joshua serious.

“NO JOSH, COME HERE” screamed John and running behind him.

But John couldn’t catch to his son.

Meanwhile, Joe asked to Laura “Why you’re listening private conversations?”

“Mum wanted to call you and Dad because the chicken was ready, and well, instead of knock, we stared listening to dad and you talking… You’re the boyfriend, no?”

A question that Joe was about to reply, but Ronnie and the rest of her children were there.

“Kids, to your rooms… This is an adult conversation. Mike, take care of Luke and Cam meanwhile, please”.

Michael, with his brother Cameron in arms, said to Laura “I told you that those screamings were moans! And you didn’t wanted to believe me!”

Laura entered to her room, crying.

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Ronnie closed the door of the studio. Joe and John were there.

“I cannot believe it’s true… You, again... cheated on me… WITH A MAN! IN OUR HOUSE! BECAUSE NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY JOE SCREAMED. HE MOANED!!” Watching to Joe, she continued speaking… “YOU, PLAYED WITH ME AND MY KIDS, ACTING LIKE A KIND MAN. WHY YOU DID THIS TO MY FAMILY?”

“Ronnie, y-”

“DON’T CALL ME OF THAT WAY AGAIN JOSEPH.”

Watching to John, she added “AND YOU… GO AWAY OF THIS HOUSE. GRAB YOUR THINGS NOW”

“Veronica, I wanted to tell this soon…”

“HAHA… You know something John? I don’t believe you”.

The woman left the room, crying.

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Both men left the house.  

“I’ll take a taxi and I’ll pass the night in an hotel. Again.” John told to Joe.

“Well John, in some moment that should happen…”

Both hugged tightly again.

“Love you John”.

“Love you Joe”.

And Joe started to go to his house.

Now there, his parents asked to Joe “What happened there? We listened some argues”

“Ronnie discovered that John cheated on her…” and, watching to his father, added “With me” replied Joe.

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Cheers, Lily

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ppl see that el has 2 ppl who care about her, would do anything for her, and would pretty much die for her, but bc its mike and hopper its... sexism. like u all are so annoying let ppl love and take care of her!!!!!!!!

I thought you were dragging me at first but then I was like… nah, I’ve been complaining about this weird feminist angle the show took with the El/Max friendship for weeks now, lol. It’s definitely important for her to have female friends and female influences in her life that aren’t all parental figures. And I know people wanted the Elmax team-up (myself included)… but it just didn’t work for me in the way I feel like maybe it should have, you know? The basis of their friendship is trash-talking boys which, uh, yikes. And they could have done a lot more with the whole “you’re independent and you shouldn’t rely on a man” thing… but it just turned into an argument between El’s new best friend and El’s boyfriend instead, which then doesn’t bode well for El’s independence because then she’s just stuck in the middle of two people she cares a lot about.

Since El is the one who sought out a female friend, someone to advise her, it would have made more sense (for me) if, after being told that she’s more than just the men in her life, she took charge of that friendship… but I digress. I’m not gonna get into that again.

This fandom has a very black and white way of thinking when it comes to which characters are right or wrong. And it’s mainly due to the fact that 95% of the main characters on Stranger Things are the good guys, so when they’re pitted one another and you have to “pick a side”… you’re gonna go with the one you feel is right, and the not the one opposing them. In this case, most of the younger side of the fandom is female and, you know, *woke* so it’s obvious where their loyalties are gonna lie, and it explains why Mike has been getting so much hate as of late. I think it’s pretty clear on which side of the fence I’d stand if I had to choose – but the fact is we shouldn’t have to make that decision in the first place with these characters.

The whole argument of El’s independence, and whether or not she should be the one to have a final say in the use of her powers is very grey, and very complex. Neither Max nor Mike were wrong: she should be allowed to set her own limitations and to decide just how far she wants to push herself (Max), but we as the audience know that El can be reckless with her powers and she isn’t even aware of her own limits sometimes, not to mention the fact that nobody actually knows what will happen to her if she pushes herself too far again (Mike). They were both right, in some respects. But because this fandom is so hellbent on seeing things through rose-tinted glasses for whatever reason, it’s split down the middle and there’s only a very small group of people who can admit that both sides had their pros and cons. I like to think I’m one of them because I’m not dancing around the subject. Nobody’s perfect, nobody is 100% right, but for some reason everybody pretends the El/Max friendship was about ~feminism~ when it wasn’t, not entirely. It wasn’t really about El’s independence. It was about two teenage girls who didn’t know each other bonding over stupid boy talk (as girls do) and going off on a little adventure… before it turned into Max becoming El’s spokesperson for, like, no reason other than the writers wanting her to become some feminist icon all of a sudden. And because we’re in the age of the internet where everything has to be about *girl power*, apparently it’s unacceptable to side with the boy over the girl.

Mike and Hopper were all about keeping El safe, and out of danger, even if it meant keeping her cooped up inside most of the time. Max was all about giving her own independence, regardless of her safety and well-being. Both of these things are important, and both of these things needed to happen in order for El to actually discover who she is, and who she, conversely, doesn’t want to be. But I guess because it’s men looking out for her well-being and a girl looking out for her rights… we’re supposed to side with the girl because the fandom thinks a girl couldn’t possibly do more harm than good. Umm… no. I’m gonna draw a Venn diagram to explain this whole tbh. The fandom should be in the middle, not split.

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Blank: Part 12

Summary:  Logan is logic no more, now all that is left is Apathy.

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen

“I appreciate the fact that you do actually seem genuinely upset for what you have to do.” Apathy said to Patton, it hadn’t taken ten minutes to come up with a plan, but rather much longer to decide who exactly should do what.

While touching Apathy and causing him an excruciating amount of pain was something that none of them honestly wanted to do, Patton quite surprisingly had volunteered, considering that he was the one who had managed to hold onto the emotionless side for the longest out of all of them. Of course, there were other things too that needed to be solved, which was why they were inside of Virgil’s room, at least for as long as Patton and Roman could stand to be in it. The room had an almost immediate effect on them, while the stress and anxiety just seemed to roll off Apathy without a single problem. Unlike them, he was actually fine.

“Of course I feel bad Apophis, I..I didn’t know that it hurt you at first. I didn’t know that something as simple as a hug would hurt so badly.” Patton confessed as they both sat on the spider web covered couch, their shoulders brushing together in such a way that the effects of Virgil’s room didn’t seem nearly as bad as before. “I should have listened when you said stop, and I didn’t. For that I am sorry, I’m sorry for not listen and..and for what happened after that.” The moral side’s eyes trailed down to the other’s bandage covered side, and Apathy shifted on the couch so that the bandages were once again hidden from sight.

“It’s...do not concern yourself with it Mor..Patton.” Once again Apathy gave the tiniest grimace as he straightened himself up, “I reacted poorly as well, as long as we both acknowledge that, then we should move on from the mistake and learn.” A sappy little smile curled onto Patton's face as he bobbed his head happily, the faintest traces of happy tears welling up in his eyes, before he hastily brushed them away.

“Yeah...yeah.” He murmured, leaning his shoulder just a little bit more against Apathy’s feeling the air of anxiety flowing away from him the closer he stayed to the other.

The both of them were silent for a while longer, staring ahead as Roman and Virgil were talking in the middle of the room. Roman obvious getting more and more stressed out by his role in the plan, as he gestured wildly to the tool that Virgil had in his hands. His lips were tugged down into a frown.

“I don’t know if I can do this Virge. I told him not even a few hours ago that I loved, and now I’m going to hit him with a baseball bat. What kind of message does that get across to him?” Roman frantically stated, wringing his wrists as he feverishly paced back and forth through the dark cobweb covered room. Back and forth. Back and forth. Up until the moment that Virgil stopped him, his hand bracing against the princely side’s shoulder to stop him dead.

“Well I haven’t told him yet, so I do it.” Virgil cracked a grin, attempting to ease Roman somewhat by his promise, they had both worked some things out in the hours that Logan had been gone, the both of them coming to some very firm conclusions.

“You’re alright with that?” Roman muttered, letting his own hand rest atop the one that had lightly been placed on his shoulder, the nod that he got from Virgil was all that needed and wanted. As he finally allowed his shoulders to slump in relief, he couldn’t do it. He couldn’t willingly hurt Logan again, not after his words, just words alone, had struck stuck a deep chord with Logan and had hurt him so much.

He would never have been able to do it, not again, they all knew that.

Patton watched them stand together, with Virgil resting the bat against the wall before he pulled Roman in for a hug. Glancing over to Apathy, he saw the other watching the interaction as well, although with a much more bland and almost bored look on his face. He didn’t seem interested in what they were doing, especially as he glanced away the moment that Roman’s and Virgil’s lips brushed against one another. His eyes met Patton’s, and he was looking away again. Very uncomfortable then.

“If I may ask Apophis…” Patton hesitated for a moment, drumming his fingers on his knees as they continued to sit together. “When we ran into the room, I saw..a..you putting something into your pocket. If I’m not asking too many questions, what was it?” The very moment that Apathy stiffened Patton knew that he had touched some kind of raw nerve under Apathy’s steel exterior, and he nearly took it back, ready to tell the other that he didn’t have to answer if he didn’t want to.

Until Apathy took in a steady breath, “It is a bottle, it contains who I used to be in the mindscape,” Moving one hand into his pocket he pulled out the dreadfully tiny bottle that was secured with a thin silver chain around it, “It holds...my emotions.” He confessed, and Patton felt himself inhaling sharply at it. Emotions and Apathy of all things, he had never once stopped to considering it, although it did make sense considering that the other had never let on about it. As it was clearly a secret. “I used to be…” Apathy’s lips turned down into a deep-set frown his other hand gripping his pale ripped jeans tight as his shoulders stiffened and locked into place. “I was once Empathy.”

With the whisper, out came the truth that he had kept buried for so very long, and Patton felt his mouth drop open for a second. Before he instantly shut it with a soft snap, merely letting Apathy continue before he ruined their little moment.

“I used to feel things, I remember that I used to feel things. But..but I stopped, because…” Despite not feeling a single shred of emotion at that moment Apathy felt his mouth get drier and drier as he went to carry on. Just to immediately jerk in surprise as Patton’s hand tenderly squeezed his knee, the look on the moral side’s face telling him to continue when, and only when he felt ready. Although truthfully he didn’t think that he would ever feel ready. “I opened myself up to someone..someone who wasn’t Logan so many years ago when Thomas was younger, and I got hurt.” He softly confessed, “I got hurt, and so I decided to stop when I could no longer handle the pain. But..but even now, I still can’t handle pain, so what is even the point?”

Pain clawed at Patton’s heart like a savage beast, even if Apathy spoke the words in the way that a fourth grader was reciting an essay in front of the entire class, he of all people knew that it didn’t mean such a thing hadn’t hurt. He knew that pain, he knew it so damn well, and it hurt to know that he wasn’t the only one. Patton never wanted anyone to feel heartbreak such as he had, he never wanted someone else to feel as if their chest was caving in and they could no longer breathe properly.

He wished that no one in his family would ever feel that, but... Apathy had. And Apathy, although somewhat distantly, did know that pain, even if he cut himself off from it.

“Maybe,” Patton's voice began in a soft whisper, as his eyes trailed up to meet Apathy’s. “It means that you’re ready. You’ve suffered and you’ve learned from that suffering...maybe..maybe that is the point.”

Glancing over to Virgil and Roman, he got a single nod in confirmation. So, fixing a smile back onto his face, Patton jerked his head in the direction of the other two as he stood up brushing away the cobwebs that clung to him as both Virgil and Roman got into position. Standing in the middle of the room, Patton raised his hand sending Apathy one last genuinely sorry look.

“I’m sorry,” He murmured.

His hands grasped at Apathy’s face, and it took no time at all for the screaming to start, the blood-curdling screams to ring through the room and to echo throughout the entire mindscape.

It was awful truth be told, as Patton felt the icy sensation crawling its way up his arms, as the shrill unfiltered screams of pure agony rang in his ears. A sound that would stay with him forever, Apathy’s face twisted anguish the longer that Patton held on. Yet despite the absolute torture of fire flaying against his skin, and the sensation of ants biting and gnawing at his underlying muscles.

Apathy held tight to Patton, refusing to let the other release him. No matter what, he had told them before. No matter what happened they would not stop for anything.

Low and behold, the sound of hastening footsteps thundered down the hall.

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OKAY HERE YOU GUYS GO. I’M TOO LAZY TO REWRITE THIS AT 12AM SO I’M GONNA DO THAT LATER. THIS WAS THE BIG HEADCANON I HAD PLANNED, BUT INSTEAD OF DOING SO I GUSHED ABT IT W MY BEST FRIEND KAT. ( who u probs know as @hotsaucechrsmscake​ )

below the cut is the long long long chat abt how it all ties together! and “it” is in reference to how the fuck all the ud kids know each other, because i know how high school works and i have no fucking clue how they turned into a friend group lol ....

kat-Yesterday at 11:56 PM

oh trueok so. how would josh and him become friends

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:56 PM

thatsa good questionwhat were my hc's aginin howmike ties into the group

kat-Yesterday at 11:56 PM

i kinda see mike as a lowkey third wheel to josh and chris

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

LOLmike being the junior while josh and chris are seniors lmaobc fuck the whole chris age mix up™

kat-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

???

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

u remember my rant about how the ages dont make sense

kat-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

about how josh and chris are older?

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

yEAH

kat-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

or is chris not as old as josh???

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

CHRISISNTASOLD AS JOSH FOR SOME REASON

kat-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

!!!!

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

ON WIKIITS LIKE

kat-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

hes really smart right?

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

HE'S 18-19

kat-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

maybe he skipped a grade!

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

in 2nd grade lol ?

kat-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

...........loluhm maybe not

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

they knew each other since 3rd

kat-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

xDhmmmm.........wowi cant believe they fucked that up

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

continuity ™josh is canon the oldest so it's like idk if the prank happened on febuary 2nd of 2014 and then the reuinion happened on febuary 2nd of 2015

kat-Yesterday at 11:59 PM

i can just see everyone getting josh to buy them booze since hes legal before the rest of them

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:59 PM

oF COURSE

just joshin ya-Today at 12:00 AM

bc they're in canada whats the legal age in canada again 

19 

lol so josh definitely is the one who brought the booze on the first party

kat-Today at 12:01 AM

19 ! yes lmaooo

just joshin ya-Today at 12:01 AM

considering every1 was 18 and he was the only 19 year old

kat-Today at 12:01 AM

dude wtf matt is young af

just joshin ya-Today at 12:01 AM

HOW YOUNG IS MATT

kat-Today at 12:01 AM

he was 17

just joshin ya-Today at 12:01 AM

SLKDASKLD;JASKLDJASKLD;JA MATT

kat-Today at 12:01 AM

how the fuck

just joshin ya-Today at 12:01 AM

WAIT THAT THROWS EVERYTHING OFF

kat-Today at 12:01 AM

im so confused WAIT

just joshin ya-Today at 12:01 AM

WAIT THEN EMILY IS DATING A YOUNGER GUY

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

JESS WAS 17 too

just joshin ya-Today at 12:02 AM

ASKLDJAKLDJALSKDJASLKDJALKDJ

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

MASNDAMS LOL

just joshin ya-Today at 12:02 AM

WAIT

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

jess and matt are the same age

just joshin ya-Today at 12:02 AM

SO THAT MAKES JESS AND MATT THE SOPHMORES EVERYONE ELSE THE JUNIORS AND CHRIS AND JOSH ARE THE SENIORS

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

but how did they all become friends im so????

just joshin ya-Today at 12:02 AM

KDASKLDJASKLFJD;ASKLDJASKLDSD;DLKASJD FUCK UNTIL DAWN

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

i mean i guess ppl from different years can be friends

just joshin ya-Today at 12:02 AM

I HATE THIS GAME

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

just

just joshin ya-Today at 12:02 AM

I HATE LIFE

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

so strange LOL IVE BROKE SHAWN

just joshin ya-Today at 12:03 AM

FLIPS THE SPIRIT BOARD POINTER OFF THE BOARD

kat-Today at 12:03 AM

OH GOD

just joshin ya-Today at 12:03 AM

IF YOU THINK THIS IS SUPPOSED TO HELP ME DEAL WITH MY GRIEF IM DONE YOU'RE FULL OF ITI DONT NEED THIS RIGHT NOW

kat-Today at 12:03 AM

oops

just joshin ya-Today at 12:03 AM

SORRY THOSE ARE JOSH LINES WAIT U JUST SAID A JOSH LINE

kat-Today at 12:03 AM

;)

just joshin ya-Today at 12:03 AM

FUCK

kat-Today at 12:03 AM

LOL

just joshin ya-Today at 12:03 AM

FUCK

kat-Today at 12:04 AM

u gunna b ok? XD patpat

just joshin ya-Today at 12:05 AM

kat-Today at 12:05 AM

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

just joshin ya-Today at 12:05 AM

LETS GET THIS DOWN.OKAY.

kat-Today at 12:05 AM

THATS U AS FUCK

just joshin ya-Today at 12:05 AM

LOOKING AT THE FACTS .DJK;ASKLDJASKLDJALK THATS JUST ME ALL THE TIME OKAY FACTS FACTS FACTS FACTS I WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP WITHOUT FIGURING THIS SHIT OUT

kat-Today at 12:05 AM

OKOKOK

just joshin ya-Today at 12:05 AM

OKAY JOSH KNOWS CHRIS FROM THIRD GRADE. FUCK THE AGE THEY GAVE CHRIS I DISREGARD IT. SAM KNOWS HANNAH, HER BEST FRIEND. WHICH AUTOMATICALLY LINKS HER TO BETH AND JOSH. SAM IS A BIG PART OF THE GROUP. BETH IS BEST FRIENDS WITH JESS. JESS IS BEST FRIENDS WITH EMILY. EMILY IS DATING MIKE, WHICH BRINGS HIM INTO THE GROUP.ASH LIKES CHRIS, CHRIS LIKES ASH.CHRIS BRINGS ASH INTO THE FRIEND GROUP*ASH HAS NO SIGNIFICANT FRIENDSHIPS WITH ANYONE BESIDES CHRIS, AND SUPPOSEDLY JOSH.BUT SHE KNOWS JOSH THROUGH CHRIS.

kat-Today at 12:07 AM

matt likes hannah??? thats how he fits in???

just joshin ya-Today at 12:07 AM

MATT LIKES HANNAH. HE'S THE SWEET BOY, SHE'S THE SWEET GIRL. THIS IS BECAUSE

kat-Today at 12:07 AM

he and ash seem to be friends!

just joshin ya-Today at 12:07 AM

HANNAH NOTICES MATT FIRST OUT OF ALL OF THEM. WHICH COULD BE TAKEN AS IF THEY WERE CLOSE FRIENDS.AND YES! ASH AND MATT ARE FRIENDS. DUDE

kat-Today at 12:08 AM

LOL

just joshin ya-Today at 12:08 AM

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

kat-Today at 12:08 AM

IM SORRY

just joshin ya-Today at 12:08 AM

LMAOOOONO THATS HILARIOUS

kat-Today at 12:08 AM

THINK ABT IT

just joshin ya-Today at 12:08 AM

IM COPY AND PASTING ALL OF THIS ONTO TUMBLR THOUGH SO THERE'S JUST GONNA BE A GAP LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

kat-Today at 12:08 AM

ok dont do that move on omgggggggggggg

just joshin ya-Today at 12:09 AM

OKAYOKAYOKAYOKAY

kat-Today at 12:09 AM

about thinking abt it u can copy past idc xD

just joshin ya-Today at 12:09 AM

I WILL THINK ABOUT IT A LOT A LOT

kat-Today at 12:09 AM

FFFFFFok

just joshin ya-Today at 12:09 AM

OKAY SOTO REVISE.SAM + HANNAH = SAM + HANNAH + BETH + JOSH.JOSH + CHRIS = ^ + CHRIS.HANNAH + MATT = ^ + MATT.CHRIS + ASH = ^ + ASH.BETH + JESS = ^ + JESS + EMILY + MIKE.OKAY SO.MIKE FITS IN BC OF WHO HE'S DATING.EMILY IS FRIENDS W JESS AND JESS IS FRIENDS WITH BETH SO THEY ALL TAG ALONG.BUT ALSO MIKE AND CHRIS SEEM TO HAVE A FRIENDSHIP TOGETHERBC OFTHE LINE CHRIS SAYS"LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS A CRUSH ON OUR DEAR FRIEND, AND CLASS PRESIDENT, MICHAEL MUNROE!"

kat-Today at 12:11 AM

AND ALSOMIKE SAYING

just joshin ya-Today at 12:11 AM

SO CHRIS AND JOSH PROBABLY ACCEPTED MIKE AS ONE OF THEIR OWN

kat-Today at 12:11 AM

"DUDE REALLY? YOU SHOULD KNOW ME BETTERTHAN THAT"

just joshin ya-Today at 12:11 AM

KSKALDJASDKJA;DJASKDLJASKLDAJDKLASJD OH MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT

kat-Today at 12:11 AM

just joshin ya-Today at 12:11 AM

THATS SUCH A GOOD POINT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BUT ALSO ANOTHER WAY MIKE TIES IN IS BECAUSE HANNAH HAS A HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE FUCKING CRUSH ON MIKE. THEREFOR, JOSH BEING THE AMAZING BROTHER HE IS, FEELS INCLINED TO INVITE HIM MORE OFTEN AND SUCH. MIKE IS OBVI A BIG PART OF THE FRIEND GROUP AS WELL.JESS STAYS DESPITE LOSING BOTH OF HER FRIENDS, ONE BEING DEAD, THE OTHER BEING EM, WHO SHE'S NOW DATING HER EX BOYFRIEND. BUT THATS NOT IMPORTANT THATS A LATER DETAIL okay so who am i missing oh wait how did jess and beth become friends lol considering jess is younger than beth

kat-Today at 12:13 AM

hmmmmmmmmmmmdoing yoga(edited)

just joshin ya-Today at 12:14 AM

probably some high school shit idk

kat-Today at 12:14 AM

or like cheerleading or like

just joshin ya-Today at 12:14 AM

oooooooHH YES OH

kat-Today at 12:14 AM

yeahxD

just joshin ya-Today at 12:14 AM

WAIT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT HOLD UP

kat-Today at 12:14 AM

waits holds up

just joshin ya-Today at 12:14 AM

THE PHONE IS FUCKING RINGING

kat-Today at 12:14 AM

what am i holding up

just joshin ya-Today at 12:14 AM

PICKS UP THE PHONE WHO'S CALLING IS THAT

kat-Today at 12:15 AM

destiny?

just joshin ya-Today at 12:15 AM

CLOSE

IT'STHE BONE ZONE.

kat-Today at 12:15 AM

JOHN CENA

oh

just joshin ya-Today at 12:15 AM

KASJDD;JAKLDJ

JOHN STAMOS

SORRY ANOTHER VINEJOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN CENA BLOWS WHISTLES W NOSE

kat-Today at 12:15 AM

LOL

just joshin ya-Today at 12:15 AM

LMAO ANYWAYANYWAYWNANYWANYWANYWAANYWAY

kat-Today at 12:16 AM

OK WHAT ARE WE HOLDING

just joshin ya-Today at 12:16 AM

JESS HAD A CRUSH ON JOSH

kat-Today at 12:16 AM

OUU DID SHE?

just joshin ya-Today at 12:16 AM

BECAUSE I KNOW JOSH IS LIKE JOKINGLY PERVY BUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WAY HE IS W JESS AND THE WAY JESS WAS LIKE!!!!!!!!!! I THINK JOSH WAS FLIRITNG W ME :3 AND THEN MIKE IS LIKE DO U WANT TO INVITE HIM UP W US LOLAND SHE'S LIKE !!!!!!!!!!! :D WAIT REALLY ??????

kat-Today at 12:17 AM

her dream come true

just joshin ya-Today at 12:17 AM

WHAT IF SHE HAD A CRUSH ON JOSH

kat-Today at 12:17 AM

but honestly like m mine too

just joshin ya-Today at 12:17 AM

BECAUSE JOSH IS HER BEST FRIEND BETH'S OLDER BROTHER !!!!!!!!! KIND OF LIKE DARIA W JANE'S OLDER BROTHER SORRY THATS A SHOW

kat-Today at 12:17 AM

idk who those ppl are xDbut OKXD

just joshin ya-Today at 12:17 AM

ITS A CARTOON THINGYAND ITS SO EXACT ESPECIALLY BC DARIA IS A BIT TOO YOUNG FOR JANE'S OLDER BROTHER AND THE OLDER BROTHER IS KIND OF THIS STONER GUY WHO'S SUPER "COOL" AND SHIT AND HE'S LIKE HAHA I MIGHT'VE DATED U IF U WERE LIKE A YEAR OLDER BC HE'S ONLY A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN THEM SO JESS BEING THE YOUNGER OF THE GROUP AND JOSH BEING THE OLDEST !!!!!!!!!!!!! DARIA HAS PROVEN MY THEORY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! okay so.summary time because i'm losing track.sam is han's friend who is the twin sister of beth who is friends with jess, jess has a crush on josh, and josh is the oldest brother of han and beth therefor knowing sam. josh has a childhood friend named chris who he's best friends with, undoubtedly hangs out w him a lot and therefore becomes friends with jess, beth, han, and sam.han is friends with matt, and so he joins the group emily is dating mike, and mike is friends with chris and han has a crush on mike and therefor josh has two reasons to know mike not to mention emily is jess's best friend meaning that mike automatically comes along more often which means beth also knows mike which means han gets time with mikechris is best friends with ash which brings ash into the group, and ash being the nice one #2 after hannah, she is undoubtedly friends with matt as well she treats him kind of like a little kid in the telescope scene now that i think about it THERE WE GO MYSTERY SOLVED I THINK I DID IT I'M SORRY FOR THIS RANTok but jess and josh has suddenly become so cute what have i done KAT ARE U AWAKE

kat-Today at 12:23 AM

yes XDIt all makes sense now

just joshin ya-Today at 12:24 AM

i have literally everything copy and pasted but yes have i done good lmao literally all of this is based on one liners and those dumb stats on the menu

kat-Today at 12:25 AM

LmaoooI say it’s pretty good

just joshin ya-Today at 12:26 AM

i could rewrite this and make it all pretty but  n a h   this is how i do hc's now

kat-Today at 12:27 AM

Lmao omg Oh boy Starring: Shawn! Guest starring: Kat! & a blank that shall not be named

just joshin ya-Today at 12:28 AM

LMAO THE BLANK IS THE BAD JOKE RIGHT LOL

[lastbuckshot]

oc list

so @underbree did a lot of asking abt my ocs so i’ve been typing up a (very small) synopsis of them for a few hrs (small bc there’re So Many)

if ur curious abt them or wanna know more abt a few pls feel free to ask me about them i love my kids

some notes:

fc = face claim

some fcs repeat bc I can’t leave well enough alone and some different looks from the same actor give off completely different vibes (I’m the guiltiest of this with cm punk lmao)

 sometimes my fandoms/obsessions and my fcs go hand in hand so when u see a bunch of actors from the same show that’s usually not a coincidence

speaking of fandoms, a lot of these ocs and fcs are years and years old (I’m talking like some of them are 6 years old) so a lot of them are gonna have fcs from ppl I used to fuck w/ heavy way back when but I don’t anymore, I just can’t bring myself to change the fc (like with all the cm punks)

you’d expect me to have a pj and a milo oc and I’d expect it too but I don’t, Freddie (@miloventisoylatte) has both and we collab like every day

all the assassins aren’t assassins for fun, and they’re not hitmen either; there’s an entire company/organization that they’re a part of, which doles out missions and payouts. they only really kill scummy people so think of it as a massive trained vigilante operative organization

The Oloros

 Zemorah (Zee; FC: Janelle Monae) – she’s probably my fave oc atm, I grouped her with her family but she’s also an assassin. she’s the seed that planted the whole family, bc she was a standalone oc first. she’s a bi girl, and she has a history of past relationship abuse, but she’s growing and recovering and actually engaged (to one of freddie’s ocs as a matter of fact; a big werewolf boi named Aaron who has Milo Ventimiglia as a FC)!!! she’s a bonefide flower girl sis loves flowers and gardening but she’s Not the one to play with. Very independent and self-sufficient bc she doesn’t see the point in having anyone take care of her when she can take care of herself and do it better. Prefers hand-to-hand combat to guns on missions. Frequently goes on missions with Liam (mentioned later), but is off from missions indefinitely because she’s with child (triplets!!!)

Halina (Hal; FC: Yetide Badaki) – the oldest of the oloro sisters (but not the oldest sibling). Tendaji’s twin sister. She’s reserved and on the quiet side compared to a lot of her family; she’s on almost the same plane as rashid. she can also be a workaholic, getting stuff done and making progress (on work or in life) is one of the most fulfilling things in the world for her

Malkia (Mal; FC: Danielle Brooks) – the youngest of the oloro sisters and she loves to give love. She has a big ol’ heart and a loud infectious laugh. If you wanna have a good time and feel good about yourself and come out feeling like a Rockstar you hang out with mal

Hodari (FC: Aldis Hodge) – one of the younger oloro brothers. he’s like, the class clown of the siblings. he’s always making fun of something or someone he’s goofy as hell

Rashid (FC: Mike Colter) – oldest child and oldest brother, probably the most stoic and “put together” sibling. married with kids and very, very, very protective of his family. a “you’d be better off fucking with him than fucking with his family” type

Kaivon (Kai; FC: Ricky Whittle) – second youngest brother, and adopted. bi, and a flirt (ofc he is). Someone you can ask to fuck you one time out of the gate and he’ll have no problem w/ doing it. He could talk a priest into becoming a satanist

Jamal (FC: Trevante Rhodes) – jamal is the youngest brother and youngest sibling and he’s such a sweet heart oh my god,,, he’s pan and he’s like a giant teddy bear he really just wants to make everyone he meets happy. truly a people pleaser and a “I’ll give someone in need the clothes off my back” type. Lover of cuddles

Tendaji (‘Daji; FC: Michael James Shaw) – Halina’s twin brother. ‘Daji is the sibling you get when you mix rashid’s protectiveness and hodari’s goofiness. He’ll make you laugh and loves to laugh but you Cannot cross him or his family he won’t let it happen

Shani (FC: Viola Davis) – the mom of this gaggle of kids. she’s a really sweet and loving mom and provider for her kids, so much so that she adopted one and pushed out 7

Andwele (FC: Lance Reddick) – dad of this gaggle of kids. Very stoic and gets a kick out of being overly stoic toward people he’s meeting for the first time and seeing how they react when rly deep down he loves a good time

  The Northcutts (Werecats)

 Alexander (Alex; CM Punk [this version]) – levi’s older brother. alex is a werecat, yes, as a northcutt, yes, but he’s also a demon (his dad was one). Ego the size of texas. Still exploring and discovering his sexuality, and isn’t completely comfortable with any labels, but he’s a lover of sex in general. So much so that he has 4 kids (he’s a single dad). there’s a good heart in there somewhere but he’s still a force of chaotic evil. Chaotic neutral on a good day. Chaotic good on a better one. But always chaotic

Levi (FC: Adam Levine) – alex’s younger brother. He’s the good brother. He’s not a demon, because he and alex have different dads. Lover of sushi (yes, because he’s a cat)

Grant (FC: Jake Gyllenhaal) – charlie’s older brother. He’s a really chilled out and laid back single dad of one, but his brother is a bad influence

Charles (Charlie; FC: Ryan Reynolds) – grant’s younger brother. Getting called Charles upsets him spiritually, please spare him the pain. One of the pettiest, dumbest, most extracurricular ocs. He’s an assassin and when jay (an oc I talk abt later) gets ready to give him his payouts (which can be huge lump sums of money, I’m telling you right now), he’ll tell jay he wants something stupid instead, like pocket lint or a finger nail clipping. Like, he doesn’t want any of the money, he’ll tell jay to donate it or give it to someone else or do whatever he wants with it, and just ask for a shoestring. It drives jay up the fucking wall

Jackson (Jax; FC: Chris Evans) – rebecca’s older brother. He’s in the same boat as alex with exploring his sexuality, figuring himself out. It’s summer, he’s got his hat on backwards, and he’s ready to fucking party. has dabbled in drugs and is a patron of the one night stand

Rebecca (FC: Megan Fox) – jax’s younger sister. bi. she used to be a party animal just like jax, until she had her first son. She’s cooled way down now, and she’s the mom everyone wants. She’s the mom that takes everyone to Disney and buys everyone souvenirs on a whim bc she just feels like it

Nadia (FC: Jessica Chastain) – tara’s older sister. mother of twins. Very loving, and the type of person you go to if you need life coaching.

Tara (FC: Amber Heard) – nadia’s younger sister. bi. she’s a mom with a very big, soft heart. Her instinct is to nurture everyone around her (not necessarily coach them like her sister does; just take care of them emotionally)

Anastasia (Annie; FC: Alicia Coppola) – alex’s and levi’s mom; bi, and the youngest sibling out of the matriarchs/patriarchs. Just like all the northcutt matriarchs and patriarchs, she’s a fun-loving parent. Teases her kids in as loving a way possible (like asking alex if he’s done slinging his junk around and impregnating the city)

Katrina (FC: Julianna Margulies) – charlie’s and grant’s mom; bi, and the oldest sibling out of the matriarchs/patriarchs. Very similar to annie, but her ambiance is different. If annie is a chill mom, katrina’s more of a cool mom.

Anthony (Ant; FC: Live Schreiber) – nadia’s and tara’s dad, and the second oldest of the matriarchs/patriarchs. Looks scary, but is actually only scary 49% of the time. Probably the most serious of the northcutt parents (which isn’t saying much, bc the whole family is doofy)

Logan (FC: Hugh Jackman) – jax’s and rebecca’s dad, and the second youngest of the matriarchs/patriarchs. Prankster and a jokester, and very close to annie

  The Assassins

 Aiden (FC: Richard Armitage) – eva’s fiancé and a lover of red wine. aiden was the start of a long line of assassins. He’s a father of one, with another on the way, with his fiancee. There’s some years old drama between him and ian, that ultimately ended in the death of his (aiden’s) daughter’s mother’s death, because of the assassination of the wrong person on ian’s part (it’s resulted in an inside joke about bad aim). He’s semi-retired now, in that he doesn’t go on missions himself much, but he still works with the company.

James (FC: Andrew Lincoln) – dani’s husband. aiden’s best friend. Father of two (one with dani, one from a previous marriage). Also semi-retired, in the same way as aiden. He’s got a big fucking mouth and almost everything he has is some type of joke or innuendo

Dominic (FC: Luke Evans) – jay’s older brother (half-brother, different dads). Pan. Loves to cook (entrees more than desserts), hopeless romantic, and a single father of one. Still takes assassin work often, usually sniping.

Ian (FC: Michael Fassbender) – mr. bad aim. Still carries a lot of guilt about what happened to aiden’s daughter’s mother (should he is up to viewer discretion), but he’s still very loving, and he’s been trying to make up for it for years (despite being told it’s a buried and forgiven issue). Doesn’t handle guns much on missions anymore; he’s more in charge of extraction now (whether that be via car, bus, motorcycle, heli, etc.)

Jacob (Jay; FC: Ian Bohen [usually this version]) – dominic’s younger brother (half-brother, different dads), and a father of two. Also loves to cook (desserts more than entrees), and used to work as an actual assassin, for a very short time, but stopped, because that part of the job wasn’t for him. Nowadays, he’s more like the accountant/money man in the company, giving everyone what they’re owed, determining how much, helping decide which jobs get what pay. The object of charlie’s endless torment

Liam (FC: Dan Stevens) – liam’s a werecat as well as an assassin, as WELL as a demon (on his mom’s side). he’s adopted (his adoptive parents and biological mom r mentioned later), which he found out relatively early in life, when his abilities started manifesting on accident. He was never mad about it, and didn’t take a particular interest in finding his real parents until recently (and luckily he’s found his mom; the deal with his dad hasn’t been completely settled yet). Sniper/generally most comfortable with guns as opposed to hand-to-hand. Zee’s frequent partner and mission husband (but not her real fiancé, even if they had a fling for a while). Gets clowned for eating baked beans for breakfast (especially by zee)

Danielle (Dani; FC: Danai Gurira) – james’s wife. A jack of all trades in the company, with her hand in accounting, assassinations, mission planning, and training. She thinks her husband is endearingly dumb (she doesn’t look down on him, she just knows he’s a dumbass), but she places a high value on how much he makes her laugh.

Evalyn (Eva; FC: Rutina Wesley) – aiden’s fiancée, and a doctor within the company. You could probably tell from her job she genuinely loves taking care of people, and enjoys the pressure. She can do surgeries and the like, but poison recognition and treatment (if possible) is her preferred practice.

  Werewolves

 Jonathan (Nate; CM Punk [this version]) – one of my first ocs, and honestly, a pure, good soul. He has a history of abuse (not from relationships like with zee; his abuse came from his father and his peers [I don’t mean school here, even though that’s true too]), and struggles a lot with depressive episodes, but he still has the biggest, warmest heart in the world. He knows forgiving isn’t for everyone, but it’s what makes him feel better, given some time and space. Christmas is his favorite holiday and he has a collection of santa hats that he makes his friends wear to get into the spirit. He’s still figuring out his own gender, sexuality, and romantic attraction, but he considers himself a bi ace often (he’s not sex repulsed and he’s had sex, but not often and it’s not important to him), and fluctuates between considering himself male and nonbinary (but he’s more comfortable with he/him pronouns in both cases)

David (FC: Ian Bohen [usually this version]) – cocky and full of himself and comes off as arrogant. He sort of is all of those things, sort of not. I’m just gonna say this honestly: thot. 5 kids, but all from the same mom. he’s not with her, not formally; they’re more like…….. kid partners? Mates? It’s a weird arrangement. But he a hoe

Ryan (FC: CM Punk [this version]) – one of nate’s past abusers. Repentant, very repentant, and nate’s forgiven him, but whether anyone else does (or should) is discretionary.

*Tom (FC: Tom Hiddleston) – (*name subject to change bc I don’t usually like fcs and ocs to have the same first name) the second of nate’s main abusers, alongside ryan. Has also repented and earned nate’s forgiveness, but again, whether anyone else can forgive him is discretionary.

  Demons and Fallen Angels

I’m gonna save some breath here: all the fallens are pansexual and panromantic, unless stated otherwise (god’s not included here)

 God (FC: Idris Elba) – okay, obviously god isn’t a fallen angel or a demon, but he’s still in this equation. Not much to say bc god is……… god.

Lucifer (Lucy; FC: Colin O’Donoghue) – yes, Thee lucifer, the fallen angel. Big ego, as you can imagine, and very, very bitter at god, not just for casting him out, but for keeping people he was close to before the fall from following him, including his girlfriend (and now wife) at the time, ariel. Extreme lover of red wine and makes his own in hell bc mortal wine isn’t strong enough or good enough for him. Father of twin daughters in the official sense, but has fathered literal devil spawns in the past So I Mean

Ariel (FC: Jennifer Morrison) – lucy’s wife and long time (millions/billions of years long) girlfriend. Did not follow lucifer in the fall, half because god convinced her not to, and half because she thought his betrayal of god was a betrayal of her, since it’d put their relationship at risk (whether she’s right or not is a matter of personal opinion). She’d visit lucy as an angel to talk to him, because she was upset that they were apart, but still missed him. Eventually, she made the decision to put her love for lucy over her angelhood and fell. She’s still an angel at heart, though.

Jonah (Ares; FC: Sean Maguire) – lucy’s best friend. Fell with him, and was his right hand man during the rebellion. He got his nickname from lucy, because he reminded him of the god of war. Despite lucy seeing them as equals (minus lucy being king, and ares not), ares has a tendency to refer to lucy as “my lord” and “king” (though he’s cut down recently). Honestly a workaholic, and loves being occupied (which in hell means a fair amount of soul torturing, but he also makes lucy’s wine)

Adam (FC: Josh Dallas) – another fallen angel. Didn’t fall with lucy, but fell well before ariel. If a frat boy were a fallen angel, they’d be adam.

Sabrina (FC: Rebecca Mader) – o shit bois, another fallen!!! Before lucy met/fell in love with ariel, sabrina was his main squeeze. she fell shortly after lucy and ares did, and she and lucy did some fooling around in the years before ariel fell. She and lucy are probably more alike than ariel and lucy as far as attitudes and mannerisms go (both of them are promiscuous [not a bad thing], sarcastic, and flirtatious), but doesn’t hold any (or much) ill will toward lucy or ariel.

Malachi (FC: Liam Garrigan) - yet another fallen!!! fell after lucifer, and stayed in hell, not causing trouble, for a little bit. then he started plotting to overthrow lucy, and eventually tried, by threatening to kill ariel if he didn’t give him the thrown. got punished with torture and stripped of the privileges being a fallen got him before. lucy’s pulled him out of punishment now tho. second chances and all that.

Paul (El Demonio, Victoria; CM Punk [this version]) – genderfluid/bigender (hence the two nicknames), and currently married to haedes with a daughter (biologically theirs) after some turbulent times of denial and teasing from both of them. Sarcastic and a little bit holier than thou (but so is haedes). Would lay down his life for any and all forms of red velvet.

Desmond (Haedes; Richard Armitage [mostly any version of RA with long(er) hair is Haedes]) – paul’s husband. A little arrogant, but not usually so much that you wanna punch him in the throat. Just about as arrogant as you’d expect a demon to be.

Joseph (Joe; FC: Joe Manganiello) – alex’s dad. Estranged from his son and alex’s mom both bc of the grimy shit he did. Not born a demon, and not possessed, but filled (literally, not figuratively) with demonic energy by a demon.

Athena (FC: Jill Wagner) – Liam’s biological mother (who he only met very recently; he does openly call her “mom”)

  Humans

 Violetta (Dee; FC: Ruth Negga) – calling her Violetta or Violet will probably get your shit pushed in so please leave her be. Bi. She has tulip o’hare’s accent (as opposed to ruth’s irish one), and part of a female biker “gang” (yes, she wears plenty of leather jackets). Loves teaching herself tinkering/handy type things, like taking apart and fixing computers, building computers, fixing cars, sewing, and fixing appliances. Really, she’ll pick up and learn just about anything if you give her the time.

Abaddon (Abby; FC: Jeffrey Dean Morgan) – no, not That Abaddon. Abby’s just a country boy with strong opinions on how peach cobbler should look, taste, and be served. Master griller. Father of two (co-custody).

Wade (FC: Wade Barrett/Stu Bennett) – my very first oc, so we’re talking like, 6 years. Which you think would mean I have a lot to say here, but I don’t!!!!!! his character’s been doing a lot of changing and evolving with my tastes and perceptions, with me trying to decide what’s too far and what’s not. and I might do an entire revamp. For now, I’ll leave it at: he has a really sketchy fucking past, but he’s doing better now.

Cassandra (Cassie; FC: Emma Thompson) – liam’s adoptive mother. A+ sense of humor. Jokes about liam and zee still being together.

Denton (FC: Hugh Laurie) – liam’s adoptive father. The more reserved between him and his wife, but he has an endearing dry/subtle humor that suits him.

Killian (FC: Matt Ryan [the welsh actor not the football player]) – I’d be lying if I said killian wasn’t very inspired by john Constantine lmao, bc he is. He is a demon hunter/exorcist/jack of all trades in the supernatural. He knows lucy, and lucy knows him, and there’s a petty war between them. Lucy isn’t killing him, killian isn’t actively trying to take down lucy, but they know each other exist, and killian brags to him about trapping and destroying all his demons.