#one of those date me vids??? I must know!

[scoffingatgravity]

As a person who’s never clicked on a pop-up advertising meeting hot singles or anything of the like, I wouldn’t have been able to resist clicking on one of Betelgeuse’s pop-ups. The audio of him from the first film saying, “I’ve got demons runnin’ all through me” was the cherry on top.

[brunetterightsactivist]

lowkey hyperfixating on engagement rings which i'm choosing to believe is a sign from the universe that i'm being sent someone to wife me up anyway

[jojissalsa]

uncle leon being icky... (need him so bad)

tw: dead dove, incest (uncle-niece), slight dubcon, size difference, dumbification, mentions of alcoholism, descriptions of porn, leon being gross to bimbo reader (fem reader) MDNI, 18+ under cut (not proofread SORRY!)

a/n: i cannot stop thinking of vendetta leon finding that one pornstar that looks like him…. i just know he'd watch all his vids religiously cause he wants to be a skeevy little shit. love that sleaze ball so much <3

you knew you weren't the sharpest tool in the box, it was just in your nature. never stressed about having to lift your pretty, manicured hands, because your parents did all that for you. sure, they were never around and that probably left a lot of emotional scars, but who cares about that when you get to wear designer?

you always thought it was a bit weird that your parents had your uncle looking after you even now that you were an adult. probably because you always had that habit of sneaking alcohol when they weren't looking, especially when you also sneaked your friends over. but isn't it ironic to have an obvious alcoholic to look after another? if only you knew what either of those words meant, thinking too much makes you bored. you shrug it off as you watch your parents let leon in so they can go on another date night. it's always hard to be happy for them when they make time for themselves but never make any time for you. who cares when leon's around though? he makes time for you, even if it's brief. he gives you a quick hug, saying he's gonna be spending the night. you can feel the flask in the pocket of his leather jacket, but you don't say anything. yet, at least.

your plans were to get to him when he was already tipsy, praying he didn't drink it all yet when you managed to catch him when he's off guard. you wait until he thinks he's alone, sitting on the couch with his laptop in front of him, headphones in. you assumed he was watching some kind of movie, so you hop over the back of the couch and sit next to him. "hey leon, whatcha doin'?" you grin as he shuts his laptop instantly, looking at you with a startled look. you weren't that dumb, he probably was watching some chick flic and didn't want you to tease him about it. "nothing, what do you want?" you pout at his dismissive tone, you'd think he'd be a little happier to be giving you attention. "what makes you think i want something? i just wanna spend time with my favorite uncle!" you move to cuddle up at his side, watching as he grabs a throw pillow and moves it onto his lap. weird, he must be cold. "really? you sure it's not to get a drink out of me?" the way he saw right through you made your face heat up, looking around as if to figure out some kind of excuse. "what?? no.. what were you watching?" your tone was a lot less confident and bubbly, sheepish as you looked up at him. "nothing a girl like you should watch, that's for sure." he scoots his laptop away but you press up against him to try and stop him. "c'monnn, it can't be that bad, right? just let me see!" you tug at his laptop to keep it near you two, seeing him start to smile from your curiosity. "you sure, sweetheart? you might think your uncle is weird." he pinches your cheek as if you're some dumb kid, blushing under his hand. "i won't judge, promise."

in hind sight, you probably should've known. if you had a brain, that is. you sit up when he finally lifts up his laptop screen, your eyes widening when it reveals a porn video. one of those studio ones, but it wasn't the fact that it was porn. the guy looked like leon. like, a lot like him. you chastise yourself when you shiver at the thought, but is it really that bad? anyone can say their uncle is handsome, but seeing this guy was different. he was so much bigger than the girl in the video. and so strong too? never seen a guy hold someone up like that for so long.. "hey, you still here?" you must've been close to drooling, because you've been staring at the video since he opened his laptop. "huh? yeah, yeah." you wave him off to continue watching, because you've never seen anything like this before. sure, you've watched porn before, but this was different. it felt different, it looked dirty. the way his hands were bigger than half her body, all the things he was saying, it made your chest feel heavy and your panties feel damp. you barely noticed the throw pillow suddenly gone from leon's lap, his hand moving down your back, his fingers dangerously close to slipping under your shorts. "are girls really that small? or are guys just that big?" your question was genuine, you never paid attention to the difference like that. maybe now you'd think about it a bit more than most things. "mmm, dunno, you wanna find out?" his voice sounded just as husky as the guy in the video, and it nearly made you moan, unable to part your lips to say yes. so you just nod, your heavy breathes coming out in short little puffs from your nose.

you thought he was just gonna grab your hand and show you the size difference like the guy in the video, instead he moves his laptop to the coffee table, leaving you in front of him with your legs spread. you watch as his hand smooths over the back of your thigh before stilling right next to your clothed pussy, making you twitch at how close his hand was. "look at that, such a cute little cunt." he groans and you let out the most pathetic squeak that makes you cringe internally. "aww, you like that, huh? you wanna know if my fingers can fit in that tiny pussy?" you shake like a leaf in the wind at his voice, feeling the pulse in your cunt get just as fast as your heartbeat. "mhm.." you feel so meek, being this vulnerable, and in front of your uncle of all people. it was fast, leon was already peeling your clothes off before you even let the sound out. the relief washing over you from being freed of your panties short lived as his fingers swiped over your clit, slick sticking to his palm. "hold your legs up, baby." your nails nearly dig into the back of your knees as you hold up your legs, the sudden intrusion of his finger making you tense.

your mind could barely cling onto one thought for too long, drifting from one to the next. god, his finger is so thick. so long, too. i can't even reach that far, can i? he laughs like he can hear what you're thinking, digging his finger even deeper, making you gasp as your back arches. "not used to a finger reaching that far, huh, sweetheart? think you can fit my cock in here?" the way he talks is making you squirm, needing him to hold you down as he slips another finger in. "i wanna try, can i, uncle leon? show me, please." you clearly hit a nerve, his touch feeling even more needy just from your words alone. you whine as his fingers leave your hole so he can work on getting his cock out of his jeans, still holding your legs up. your eyes glaze over as he holds his cock over your tummy, his pre-cum leaking onto your skin. "look at that," he takes your jaw in his hand, making you look at how big he is compared to you, the tip of his cock barely an inch away from your belly button. "so fucking wet and i barely touched you. that video really turned you on that much?" your body tenses again as he holds his dick in place to hump against your clit, feeling the knot in your core get tighter and tighter.

you were so focused on the pleasure you were feeling you didn't realize he wanted you to answer him. his grip on your jaw got tighter, pushing your cheeks together to pucker your lips. "too dumb of a whore you can't answer? i haven't even stuck my dick in you yet and you're leaking like a faucet," your body practically convulses at his dirty talk, drool threatening to leave your shut lips. "do you even care that i'm your uncle? or are you just a slut for anyone with a cock?" you try to tilt your head back from ecstasy, failing miserably from his grip staying tight, whining from all the teasing. "'s not true, you're being mean.." your words are muffled, slurred from how cockdrunk you are. "aww, i'm being mean? what, am i teasing you too much, sweetheart?" you're on the verge of screaming at him to hurry it up before you lose it, the shame of doing this with your uncle long gone. not like it was there to begin with, you doubt you even grasp the meaning of shame. not because you're a whore, of course not. you're just a dumbass.

he can tell your whimpering is desperate enough to consider as begging, finally sheathing his cock inside you, groaning into the crook of your neck as he bottoms out. you've never felt this full in your life, you can't tell if the stretch is painful because he's big or because you haven't gotten laid in a while. meanwhile he's a little disappointed you're not a virgin, but you might as well be with how tight your walls are hugging him. he might as well be the virgin, trying his hardest not to come when your walls try to suck him in as he pulls out. "fuck, so goddamn tight, surprised i even fit." you gasp when he thrusts in deeper, hitting your sweet spot. he leans up to get a full view of you, his gaze trailing down to where he sits snug in your pussy, chuckling meanly at the bulge he sees under your tummy. "see?" he makes sure your eyes are looking where he is too, picking up his pace when he sees you lock in on it. "look at how much dick you're taking, so proud of you, sweetie." the condescending lilt in his voice sends you spiraling, tightening on him as your head hangs low on the couch cushion. that was all he needed to go even faster, watching your tits bounce as he pounded you into the couch. he wasn't just rearranging your guts, he was fucking your brain out of your head, watching as you drooled onto the plush surface your pretty, empty head laid on.

he could feel you getting closer, and he knew he wasn't gonna last much longer either with how tight you were. "you wanna make uncle leon really proud, hun?" you nodded feverishly, dying at the opportunity to please him. you feel his hand move from gripping your tit to thumbing your clit, rubbing harsh, slow circles. "cum for uncle leon, sweetheart, gonna make him real happy when you do." it was in an instant, feeling your toes curl as your vision goes white, only able to scream his name over and over as your nails nearly pierced the skin under your knees. "good girl, you needed that, huh? don't worry, you'll get a nice, fat load too." your ears were still ringing, so you only registered he was cumming inside you before it was too late. you were too delirious to care about the moral implications, enjoying the warm feeling of his cum spilling from your pussy. "tiny little cunt can't even hold my cum." you hear him breathe out before he pushes it back in with his fingers, laughing at your sensitive squirming.

he lets you sleep it all off, making sure to wake up before you so your parents don't catch you two sleeping in the same bed. why sleep in the guest room when you just fucked your niece? you sit on the steps as you watch him say his goodbyes to your parents, shooting you a mean smile before he leaves. you're the first to know how gross he is, but you're praying to the few gods you remember that his smile meant he was willing to do that again. you know you shouldn't crave the way he treated you, how dirty he is. but you can at least be safe knowing you have that video to keep you over until next time.

[ddejavvu]

pornstar!reader/stripper!reader who is dating spencer and is meeting the team and derek recognizes her from seeing her at the strip club/in a spicy vid 😭 just awkwardness all around but reader being a hottie 💀☝️

today is multiverse monday! send me any au you can think of :)

TBIS IS SO FUNNY 😭 this post is 18+, minors dni.

Derek doesn't know you're here until he hears you trip. It's not the clatter of your rings against the elevator door that alerts him, though, or the crack of your heel snapping, but your 'oh!', a sound that, for some reason, sends heat straight south.

He ignores the feeling, chalking it up to a poorly timed downside of having a penis, and jumps from his seat to see if you're alright. He doesn't get there before Spencer does, though, and the man rushes to your aid and catches you before you hit the ground.

Now that Derek's out of his chair he has a better look at your face and- oh.

The reason he'd popped one in the middle of work had been because it was your voice, your strangled shout a sound that he'd heard many-a-time when there was a slender, veiny hand pressed to your clit, a vibrator sunk deep inside your cunt. Apparently, he's no better than Pavlov's dogs.

"Are you alright?" Spencer hoists you up and onto your feet, but instead of letting you go, he presses you to his side by your waist, "I told you those were too cheap to be good."

"I know," You lament, leaning your cheek against the collar of his button-up, "I should have listened to you!"

"I've got glue," Penelope stammers, miraculously able to form words even at the sight of their chronically-celibate doctor pressing a woman up to his waist with an arm dangerously near her ass, "I- I can go get it, if you want to fix it!"

"Oh, thank you," You smile sweetly, "You must be Penelope Garcia."

"Good memory," Spencer praises, and it's important coming from him, "And that's Morgan, or- Derek."

You finally turn to see him, all thick, angled eyebrows surpassing any hairline he used to have. You note that not only has he lost his hair from the pictures you're used to seeing on Spencer's mantle, but his tie too, button-up undone just far enough to be questionable in an office environment.

"You're, uh-" He stares dumbly, desperately willing his eyes to stay on your own and not trace the curves he's seen displayed in the nude.

"Y/N," You supply, but you speak in tandem.

"Sylvia."

Your eyes widen. Your screen name.

Spencer's operate in a similar fashion, arm tightening around your waist.

"Um," You laugh, breathy and cautious, "Yeah. That's me."

"Well." Derek glances at the ground, seeing Aaron's shoes stop right beside him, "That's.. it's nice to meet you. I'll stop... uh, does Spencer know?"

"I'm from Las Vegas," Spencer keeps his tone clipped, a tense smile on his face as he cocks his head slightly to the side, "I don't have a problem with it. It's my hand."

[envihellbender]

Haddie giving a statement directly to Jonathan Sims Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London about the Overlap and the Ravages. Maybe she plugs her podcast

Fandom: The Magnus Archives / Dead By Daylight

Characters: Jonathan Sims, Haddie Kaur

Content: Horror, fractures in time and space

Summary: A statement regarding Haddie Kaur’s experiences with the Overlap and the Ravage.

—

[CLICK]

ARCHIVIST

I know it’s a bit dated but we find that these sorts of statements transfer better onto tape recorder.

HADDIE

Retro. Like it. Gives it a nice lo-fi feel I bet.

ARCHIVIST

I’m… yes, well, anyway-

HADDIE

I mean I get it, sometimes our equipment goes haywire when we’re getting close to an Overlap. Must be a similar deal. Maybe you guys are legit.

ARCHIVIST

Well, I wouldn’t go that far. Anyway, shall we begin.

HADDIE

Yeah, yeah, right. So, where do I start? Do I just jump in or…?

ARCHIVIST

I usually start with the name, date, and what the statement is regarding. Would you like some privacy or-

HADDIE

I reeeeally would prefer you stayed. When I talk about this things get hazy. I’m gonna need something to ground me.

ARCHIVIST

Okay, whatever you like.

HADDIE

I’m Haddie Kaur, this is a statement regarding my research into buildings that are prone to what I’ve come to know as the ‘Overlaps’ and specifically what I call ‘the Ravage.’ It’s the 21st of April 2019.

Probably makes more sense if I give a bit of background. When I was twelve my parents died in a car accident, I had a great childhood up until then, and afterwards I had a pretty loving adoptive family. Despite that, every single psychiatrist I was sent to said that I developed some trauma that resulted in my first experiences with the Overlaps. I believed that for a while too but I actually have video evidence that they are not simply in my head. I left them with the guy I spoke to. Heavy guy, soft spoken…

ARCHIVIST

Martin. Yes, thank you.

HADDIE

Anyway, I mean, the deaths definitely fucked me up. See this white bit in my hair? Not a personal choice. Happened the morning after. Extreme stress, they said. But like I said, this isn’t just that. I mean there are cases of similar things happening to those with extreme trauma but… Whatever, I’ll get to what the Overlaps actually are, yeah? So, I think the best way to explain it is to talk about what I’ve seen. I went to a haunted asylum in Quebec with my brother Jordan, and as soon as I got there I started to feel things. It’s actually what one of the recordings is, I feel the electric static first - sort of humming in my fingers - and then the fog starts appearing. It’s like… I see the Overlaps between worlds. I see rooms but one section will be as it is now - decayed, rotten, falling apart - another will be just as it was when it was brand new. Paint isn’t even chipped, doctors and patients are walking around. Then another was just… before it got taken down, the patients screaming, suffering - the doctors being assholes. It’s a lot. It’s pretty overwhelming. I can sort of see it here actually. When I was at reception I saw a room filled with computers, two girls and a guy just chatting and drinking coffee. And further down the hall, I saw this really really tall blond guy looking through files. Only reason I knew it was an Overlap was because the wall behind him was in slightly better condition. Little cleaner. Weird, right?

I know it sounds insane, I can see the skepticism all over your face and I’ve heard it all before. Just try and keep an open mind until you see the vids, yeah? Hey, even if you don’t, can’t say I didn’t try, right? Honestly, this stuff doesn’t quite bother me so much any more but it’s kinda… Difficult sometimes. No, the bit I really want to talk about is the Ravages. Because. I saw it again. I didn’t originally come here to make a statement, I was using the library in the institute upstairs and I saw it. Knew I had to come down and talk to you about it.

So sometimes during the Overlaps I see something a bit more… Empty than the others. I mean I don’t know but my hypothesis prior to doing the research is that it is what is underneath the Overlaps. It’s like you’re knitting a blanket and if you pick out some of the threads what pokes out is the table underneath. It feels to me like the Ravage, or Ravages I guess, are like the table. Normally, it’s like… It’s intense. It feels like the drain in which all human misery ends up creating a mosaic every crumb of suffering that we’ve ever experienced. It’s pretty fucking horrific. Seeing that. It’s like tears in reality showing me a deep, dark fog with screams and faces appearing and disappearing. It’s like the Overlaps I guess, but it’s repeated and crowded so it’s unclear, and it’s all miserable. The Overlaps could be anything.

Anyway, I saw that upstairs in the library. Except it looked… different. For one thing there weren’t faces, just eyes. Lots of fucking eyeballs not even in heads or sockets just there staring at me en masse. I tried walking up and down and they followed me around. I actually managed to reach in and look around, and I saw an older guy, a few spirals and doors, screaming, an old woman, and erm… Okay, so this is gonna seem like I’m fucking with you but I think I saw you there? I mean, or someone who looked like you. I’m not super invested in the idea it was just what I saw don’t look so freaked. Jesus. Anyway, and a lot of fucking spiders. So many spiders. Fucking weird. They were all taken by fog and these giant spider like tendrils. It was just… Sad. It was- it’s like the worst. And. Yeah. I guess that’s me done. Statement over. Haddie out, I guess.

ARCHIVIST

Thank you. That was… curious.

HADDIE

You don’t have to believe me, buddy, don’t look so freaked.

ARCHIVIST

Yes well, if I believe you or not isn’t really that relevant. We will investigate, take a look at the evidence you gave us and take a look. Erm, Ms Kaur, before you go. Does… does the name Jurgen Leitner mean anything to you?

HADDIE

You mean the book guy?

ARCHIVIST

Yes. Yes, do you- have you any experience-

HADDIE

Every now and then we find a book with the Jurgen Leitner thing in the cover, we thought they might be causing it. Then we met Gerry and he collects them and … Yeah. So we help him out and he does… I dunno. Whatever with them. That’s all I know. Guess you gotta find Gerry if you wanna know more?

ARCHIVIST

Yes. I suppose I will.

[CLICK]

ARCHIVIST

Statement ends.

Researching Ms Kaur’s statement was all made that much simpler by the sheer amount of evidence she left us. It seems she is quite educated and doesn’t make any claims without thorough investigation. An external hard drive filled with files - videos and photographs of the Overlaps and the Ravages make it difficult to argue with. As well as long list of addresses for every single place they have been seen. Personally I’m not particularly well versed with technology but I still think they could have been faked like most ghost videos are. Tim has a friend who’s rather experienced with this sort of thing and he says they’ll take a look. Hopefully that will be the end of it. Particularly as the only other witnesses to these events are her own brother, and the supposed event upstairs was witnessed by no one. We checked the CCTV and annoyingly the feed cut out the moment Ms Kaur entered the library. I’m sure that is a coincidence however, this building is falling apart.

But there’s one thing I can’t quite get my head around. Well, alongside the fact Ms Kaur seems like an intelligent, together woman. It seems Ms Kaur knows Gerard Keay. And her experiences with Leitners may explain a great deal. She seems so… calm about the whole thing. It’s eerily different to my experience with those who’ve been effected by Leitners. Well, we’ll see what our evidence brings us, won’t we?

Recording ends.

[CLICK]

[fandomwave]

TCOAAL UPDATE 6 LETS GOOO You know the drill don't give yourself hives

I have been rolling this around for a few days now and again, absolute blind shot in the dark is to say that this is probably him about to confess to Ashley that he and Julie are dating. I cannot WAIT to get more context, if Andy is worried about her reaction to him dating, if he's feeling conflicted internally and unsure as to why that feeling is there. There is so little available to know what this could fully mean but I am thrilled to learn more AND THEN THE GOT DAMN VID 1) nice to know we have confirmation that his biting his knuckle is a nervous tick 2) MOM NAME! That'll make fic writing easier lmao 3) God there is SO much to unpack here We kinda always knew that Renee suspected Andrew of having some sort of inappropriate attachment to Ashley. This is something she hints at a few times in chapter 2 and more so when you reject the olive branch. Renee keeps dropping points in parent of the year it's almost comical. I am genuinely interested to see what the game has in store for her and if we do get a little more empathetic to her situation as playing her, given that we clearly have a round to do so. Also the fact she was looking for condoms is.. Good lord this lady will die before she gets therapy for her kids... I LOVE seeing the fact that we get confirmation that Andrew is able to lie on the fly. It's again implied but the fact he was able to make up, some bullshit about a show she's never seen. That's some fascinating skill knowing A) It's a show she doesn't watch B) Because of which he CAN just make up whatever because she can't confirm he's lying C) Creativity to weave a fib about a show he's probably also never seen. We know he can do poetry on the fly so making up a plot about a show must be as easy as breathing. The sheer fact Renee has Andrew labeled as Disappointment and Ashley as Embarrassment is incredible too. Fantastic work. A fun little showcase of her relation to them both honestly.

All of this is just causing me to vibrate in place in anticipation. I'll admit TCOAAL is fun in terms of it's world, but rotating each character around and really picking them apart? That's why I can't shut the fuck up about this game. Everyone is so INTERESTING even if they are the worst people alive. I am THRILLED about the idea of getting to know their mother better as a means to understand the foundation they come from. Like the idea Andrew is labeled Disappointment is so telling. She clearly had higher hopes for him, clearly was content to pin those to him and when he fell short of, lets be honest, of those probably unrealistic expectations. > She did basically ask him to raise an entire human as a child himself. > I hate that I have to say this but in the 90s having a college degree meant you eared the good money. Andrew going to college would imply that he would make enough cash to at least be a source of pride in the family given that the implied economic situation of Renee and her husband is that neither of them are college educated.

Andrew still being at home, still clinging to Ashley (literally), still ruined his life with whatever happened to Nina, it's easy to see how she feels like he's the biggest letdown. A bright spot in the family squandered. Ashley being labeled Embarrassment is no surprise. She already clearly harbored some ill will towards her even as a baby, and with how much of a fucking handful Leyley is, it seems like that trend continued well on past infancy. Then her being out of school, I can only assume without a job (or at the very least one that can't pay for her own apartment) and worse now, potentially in an fucking relationship with her brother is... Yeah I can see the tagline pretty easily got applied. Now again, that's because it seems like this woman is critically allergic to Getting Her Kids Help, but what ifs and what coulds need not apply, we're lookin at what we got :D ANYWAYS OK IM DONE NOW BYE I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD ONE!

[sweetie-peaches]

lore dump about those nutter buttersplease im so confused

Oh ho hi ho, careful for what you ask for

Descent to madness starts with a Miku audio and “no don’t turn me into a hat” but hat replaced with nut. Nutter butter is turned into a peanut, me too bestie.

Then just some, unusual ones, I won’t say these are like. Meaningful in anyway (pouring a coffee pot of peanut butter into a mug of nutterbutters, “thank you for 1 mil” ((they don’t have 1 mil, idk what this is about) I dream about, (two hyper realistic eyes, peanut pngs)

Then we get to the ones where it’s implied the nutter butters are alive?? And need to breathe through their bag( Warning for the rest of this post there’s themes of unreality, horror, and other dark elements) and you must clean yourself with their peanut butter

Then we’re introduced to nutter butter man

His intentions are unclear.

We get the banger quote “neither dead or alive but I am here” from schrodingers nutter butter

And we get our first Aiden mention, Aiden is the victim in this story, I believe.

Another warning if you go down this rabbit hole, a lot of the videos have extreme flashing lights and colors, and eyestrain, there isn’t warnings for these vids, keep yourself safe!

It turns more incomprehensible from here, with a few actual seemingly normal marketing posts! Kinda…. It’s weird. We get another mention of Aiden in a video where nutter butters are being drowned in water and screaming? Another nutter man mention

Next is what I believe is a massacred nutter butter, and “I sometimes get myself scared in my dream and think scary thoughts u?” With the caption “do not tell” we kill some nutter butters. A song! (Are the nutter butters singing. God what.) a reversed audio with two clown like people (idk how to decipher that shit) wearing white masks

The CRUCIFICATION OF A NUTTER BUTTER????

The nutter butter account begins messaging people, wonderful? We get a prompt in the caption of the next vid, “click yes to advance” to the question on screen, “do you vibe with me?”

Another message from presumably Aiden “I have ascended” great, good to know. Then a ask from help in the caption as the nutter butter man stands, ominously

Then another sighting of the nut man, in “this is just a dream” with the caption “go to sleep”

We have a book with “do not read” that’s full of symbols. That spells out Aiden. Then Aiden once again but with a Christmas gift. (Christmas 2023)

More unusual TikTok’s, we then get Aiden’s journal. There is a picture of nut man, with the caption “something nutty is going to happen soon but you have to find it yourself” then the code “2024 jt csjbot zfbs 1” (sounds like a YouTube link to me, but I’m not deciphering here)

Then we get our physical form of nut man, he seems to be tormenting someone outside their house, chasing them around. Some more incomprehensible stuff. Aiden is mentioned again.

By this point the Aiden mentions are in every video, there’s something about him in every one, I can’t find a meaning in them, but every single one.

We get a date in one video, written on a nutterbutter (align 10/21)

Another mention of ascencion, in which a nutter butter is on a drill; and then is thrown to the heavens to ascend??

We then get the “game” “find Aiden” in which whoever the player is must look around Aiden’s house to find him. The first place the player goes is Aiden’s son, Brian’s room (represented by a nutter butter mini) in which the player chooses to “destroy” Brian. The game continues once Brian is destroyed (killed??) and the player must dress a nutter butter. After getting dressed they make it to “Aiden st” where there’s a celebration with the words “almost here! One last step” Flashing on the screen. Once the player clicks a prompt however the game suddenly ends. With the caption “almost free”

There’s a TikTok of a nutterbutter being put to bed, in which it dreams of being viciously torn apart by the hand that put it to bed, (at this point I start to feel that nutterbutters are stand ins for people) we get the nutter butters celebrating national cookie day, where they eat a cake made of the blood from their brothern, use a baby nutter butter as a piñata, and burn down a house

We get a call audio, well a voice mail, “hello is anyone there (mumbling I can’t make out, sounds like are you? Help me out?) “well that was strange” then a song from the Barbie movie

Some stuff that at first I thought was a code but believe is just a genuine keyboard smash

[shesadollette]

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ❝ Random Prompts ❞ ࣪ ˖

An author experiencing amnesia and forgetting about their own works and fame.

Two sworn rivals’ pets mate with each other and having a kid.

Do you know those kids in middle school who used to have a phase of pretending to be a mystical creature? Yeah, what if they were the reincarnations of those creatures in the modern day?

Every time you sleep, you’ll wake up. Except you’re in another body, in another life, in another surrounding. Same time, same date. Just... different people.

A guy roomate who makes sarcastic gaming vids and a girl roomate who makes aesthetic vlogging vids, how the hell are they both even able to get along with each other so well?

A little girl moves into a new family home where she encounters strange noises coming from the walls of her bedroom at a certain hour every night. She then learns morse and uncovers a haunting message…

A person who is basically already immune to almost everything that their sleep paralysis demon is not able to manifest into a form which would scare them.

If every mirror you’ve bought at a store is in used condition, let’s say theoretically that a murder has taken place in front of the said mirror that you’ve bought, only for you to hear weird yelling noises and the slices of weapons at midnight.

The people who have died in war must have had letters they wanted to send to their lovers. but since the letters are in pretty bad shape, a certain “angel of forgery” wud forge their handwriting to be similar to these dead soldiers in order to send letters back to their loved ones.

A young unemployed woman contacting a sugar mommy online because she is unable to find a suitable job and does not want to end up jobless. she promises to just be a companion to the sugar mommy in exchange for money.

They say you have 6 doppelgängers in the world—seven, including you. in short, a serial killer is after you after killing your only loved one, your mission is to find your twins in this world and to win the killer’s game.

Two girls with unrequited love. both of their unrequited crushes have found their girlfriends. one day, girl A asks girl B out who she knows is going through the same thing as her. a bond blossoms from their loneliness. they end up crushing for one another yet are too scared to confess to one another.

🌷 a/n: ‘ello dearest, these are all writing prompts that i’ve come up w/ at different times in which is quite impossible for me to come up w/ any story in my head for them so they’re free to use if anybody wants them. i’ll prolly add more to the list if i could find any…

[jordi-ahava]

Internet Archetypes

why do we want to find different versions of ourselves online?

GOOD EVENING WEIRDOS! I hope your Thursday is feeling like a Friday. I discovered something interesting a few days ago—you’ve probably seen this creator (@um.gabi) coming up with hilarious, truthful videos about female archetypes.

But they’re not the classic Jungian archetypes that we may hear about in psychology courses—they’re tied to physical items. Books, different types of coffee, clothing items, dating apps, cosmetics… anything that ties us to our appearance and reception of self.

In this video, she dissects different drinks and aligns them with types of girls IRL. It’s a wonderful, succinct video that manages to tackle a lot of big ideas about personality in one short form vid. (Gabi is very talented. Big fan.)

There’s another video that I came across since my algorithm must’ve known that the concept piqued my interest. (Because algorithms are sentient… everyone knows that, duh.)

It’s made by a man (@trevordmusic on IG) who is trying to appeal to a certain group of women, saying, “When the mentally ill art girl with big curly hair asks what my type is…” and points to the camera, mouthing, “YOUUUUU!”

Here, an exchange with my fellow mentally ill art curly hair girl Hannah, showing our utter joy about identifying with an online archetype—finally!

Sidenote: Hannah is one of the most talented musicians I’ve ever known, and you should totally listen to her music! Here is her Spotify page.

But my question is, why are we excited about sharing ideas about archetypes, archetyping other people (is that a verb?), or identifying with archetypes all over the internet?

It’s interesting that we have these parasocial relationships with these creators, begging them to be a considered a member of the archetype so they can fancy us. And if we are not a part of any archetypes, why do we have this innate desire to be part of one?

Why must the internet be a mirror? Don’t we know who we are without being labeled?

I think this points to a much bigger current event, which is my generation’s deep desire to belong. Even if it’s an online community, we crave those relationships where we can say “Same!” or “You took the words out of my mouth!” or “I ALSO love graphic design and pottery. Soooo crazy.”

These kinds of communities are, in general, easier to form online than IRL. Even as a college student with plenty of people around me, it can feel a bit isolating to have niche-ish interests and few people to share them with. https://jordisbraindump.substack.com/p/internet-archetypes

That being said—maybe you just need to be the first to put the idea out there. Maybe you should be the one to create that graphic design-pottery-skydiving club… you’ll never know if you don’t try.

[xplrvibes]

hey so what do you think is the fandom’s general consensus on M and K? I feel like there’s a loud minority, and then ppl didn’t know M existed until that photoshoot of him hugging him or NYE depending if ppl actually looked through the tagged at the time (or were chronically online).

Because I don’t see hate comments on the girls’ posts, or their numbers skyrocket or plummet. Just a bit of an increase (at least on instagram)

Saying this all because I’d love to see a collab with everyone! I have a feeling the girls were in the room with the guys with that weird react video (and based off of the black background the gals have used on insta and tiktok)

To be completely honest, most of the outer rings of the fandom probably don't know or care one iota about these girls and all the drama the stan side of the fandom are drumming up because of all this.

Stans of any fandom, while generally being the loudest, are not the majority stakeholders in a fandom the size of snc's. snc have fans from all walks of life across all platforms; the majority of those fans just want to watch these idiot boys fumble their way through ghost hunting and then keep it moving lol.

That's why when shit happens and the stans threaten to stop watching snc videos in protest - like, ok. Have fun. A few thousand less views in a sea of 10 million is like pulling one grain of sand away from a beach and expecting the whole thing to suddenly disappear.

The only thing that is going to make the fanbase at large and the casual viewers walk away is if the content itself goes to shit or isn't interesting. Some casual viewers might not tune in if they had unknown people (like M and K) in their videos, but overall, more people than not would tune in and give it a watch because why not?

Anyway, let me get this train that I just derailed back on the tracks - I think the stans themselves are, as usual, divided on the subject of M and K.

You've got the stans that would make shipping edits with Colby/Sam and a paper bag if they felt it necessary, just to get the almighty notice and to prove that they are the good and supportive stans.

You've got the stans that were so heavily invested in the dream of Katrina/Sam getting married and repopulating the earth with a bunch of little singing philosophers that their whole being is now consumed with revenge and hate for K because she got in the way of their endgame, and we all hate the interloper, right?

You've got the stans who do not ever want Colby to be let out of the gilded cage the fans put him in, so him dating M without clearing it with them first (and M very emphatically not being {insert girl they shipped him with here} adds fuel to this particular fire) is a personal insult against them so of course, M is now manipulating Colby and must be stopped.

And then you've got the stans that just don't like change. They don't like that things are changing and snc are growing and aren't as accessible anymore, and they have to have someone besides the obvious culprit (THEMSELVES) to blame, so hey - those girls are mighty good targets.

Mind you, very few of the haters will actually hate to these girls' faces - in fact, most of them pretend to be fans of the girls' to their faces to avoid getting blocked, so they can continue to hate stalk them in perpetuity. So, the girls will see an uptick in views and followers, but on the surface, only a slight uptick in hate comments on their actual pages - cause the haters are engaging just as much (if not more) than the overly obsessed lovers are.

Anywho, mix all these dissenting opinions together in the hellish-hate-vacuum that is social media, and we get what we are getting today, which is a really loud few drowning out or acting like they speak for the vocal majority who do not care one way or another.

All this to say - I think the girls are very polarizing for certain sections of the fandom, and a non-factor for others. And I would be surprised if snc have them in a main channel video anytime soon...maybe a react, definitely a person channel video (if they ever brought those back), and there is almost a 100% certainty that we will eventually get tiktoks (just a hunch!)...but snc probably don't want to deal with the hassle of getting screamed out and called degrading names on twitter for a video that probably wouldn't break youtube anyway lol.

[badtimenightmarefaces]

1. BANANANANANA they’re all so cute with the exaggerated expressions 🤣 I like the second vid at the end when malcom squats down so you can see his face lmao

2. PRETTY LITTLE ANGEL EYYEEESSS 👁️👁️ <- hilariously frightening, THE SAX it looks like they’re all going to attack him, and Romeo just looks so done. The voice coming out of Buddy just feels so wrongggggggg but i love itttt, and then Dave looks like he would be real charming on a date and then he’d explode a ketchup bottle on himself and his date would leave.

3. The moment where they make eye contact is just so awkward lmao

4. It’s so clear like an Elvis rip off it’s really cute, HIS EYES, HIS EYES ARE SO PRETTY. Also the stage is so small for them like geez

5. When they just leave the camera on buddy’s face 🤣🤣🤣, all of their outfits are so mismatcheddd, THE GUITAR I WANT IT. GAY LITTLE PANTS YESSSS, ALSO I THINK YOU TOLD ME BUT IT DIDNT CLICK THEY THEY WERE DOING IT ON EMU’S SHOW I LOVE EMU AND ROD HULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IVE SEEN ALL OF THEIR SHOWS (on youtube i am a young green bean)

6. MALCOM IM NOT DROOLING OVER HIM NO I COULDNT BE NOPE NAH, THEM MOVESSSSS YESSSSS KINGS OF JIVEEEEE. Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/FsRIkUgarwA

7. Buddy is just melting 🤣 the poor guy /twirls my arms along/ BUT WHEN THEY JUMP INTO EACH OTHERS ARMS OMGGGGGGGG I WANT THAT TO BE ME PLEASE I BEG OF THE UNIVERSE. REBEL MALCOM YOU CAN DANCE UP FRONT TOO

8. The way Malcom keeps his eyes DIRECTLY on Dave at all times, ALSO HES SO SHORT AND ITS SO CUTE

9. I love this song so muchhhh i had only heard the other version but i couldn’t help singing alongggg

10. I have soooooooo much nostalgia for this song, i had this little radio looking thing you program songs into and i would play this over and overrrrrr, just sitting on the floor a little 3 year old, or walking through the apartment complex (also i’m LOVING the stripes)

11. Not much to say except Malcom was definitely asking that girl out

12. MALCOM YOUR TEETH, let’s be real that was Dave’s first kiss and he’ll be asking her to lunch later

13. I swear they’re all 5 year olds 😭🤣

14. BEARD /sweating/

15. They must be dyingggggg, they need more colorrrrrr

16. I wanna hear Roy Wood sing this so badlyyyyy he would sing it so welllllll /dance break/

17. This song and video cements that they need a musical based off them, why does he have tags on his guitar 🤣

18. They can’t put on weight because they’re nonstop sweating for work

19. Buddy looks scared for his life lmao /typing up movie to watch later/ Also this song is just straight up “When I’m Dancin’ I Ain’t Fightin” by Slade just slower-

20. I’m scared he’s gonna laser me with those glasses

21. Well this is just sad

22. It’s beautiful- /i’m not crying shhhh/

23. The lil piano makes it so eerily sad for some reason

24. This is giving Denny Laine vibes-

25. I don’t really have anything to say on this one other than sometimes the photos have really awkward placement for what’s being sung

26. Most of these i can remember what other version i had heard, but i can’t with this one

27. This is so soothing, i’m saving it, i think it’s one of my favorites

28. first, I didn’t know if I would like it but then the harmonies

29. he’s really going out of his mind

30. this is movie worthy it’s so dramatic

31. It’s so odd hearing this song showaddywaddy-ified. I accidentally broke my ipad it won’t stop playing this song 😵‍💫😭

32. This is one of my favorites too lol

33. I need showaddywaddy and wizzard to play together honestly. I think it would be a great combination. Sometimes when Dave sings he sounds like Roy Wood and i just think their potential harmonies would be absolutely fabulous. THE FLIPS OVER THEIR BACKS. Malcom and Al just doing their thing is so cute 🥹. It just looks like Malcom is trying to flirt with Al while Al is trying to look at the girls in the audience lmao

Right so

I propose

A music trade

You give me a ton of showaddywaddy music i have to listen to

And i give you an album by the move and an almost album by ace kefford (of the move) you have to listen to

(the move album is very long, so please bombard me with music)

by the looks of my browser tabs, i have never been more prepared to bombard in my life.

omg okay i'll just start linking things here.

this is the first song(different video but same song) i ever heard from them and it will never not make me laugh no matter how many times i see it:

i wonder why: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWjMOOXaTRY (optional; the first video i've ever seen, same song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6gyP_Ty_B8 )

2. this is the second song i found after that first one got me hooked:

pretty little angel eyes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48rq5HRVn_o (optional; i couldn't choose just one video for this song so here's a second one just to put my mind at ease: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2veG0JYK3C4 )

3. there are better quality ones for this song, but i'm linking this one specifically for the moment with dave and buddy (which starts at around 2:20):

under the moon of love: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIBnYMltl0U

4. this is the one with al singing lead with malcolm using buddy as a drum while being on top of the piano:

say mama: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_K4LEvyU-4

5. another one that makes me laugh every time because of buddy:

blue moon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENHrMm4OnaQ (optional; the one where they dance in tight pants: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csMbGdR7CA8 )

6. speaking of tight pants(another one al sings lead on):

king of the jive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6RqFTdhfM

7. another one from the same show, linking this version specifically for malcolm's shenanigans:

hey rock n roll: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s5aU-ezSxg

8. this one also has better quality ones but this is my favorite video for it:

trocadero: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5PaBGURkto

9. this one i already knew the original of and i now love both versions:

doo wah diddy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-kbX2AmLJ0

10. i can(and have) listen(ed) to this on repeat for days and will never get sick of it:

who put the bomp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJyWf3UhWCE

11. this gets stuck in my head way too often:

remember then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPg3Mi4eosQ

12. linking this one mostly for more malcolm shenanigans but also for the "rubbish" bit: 

three steps to heaven: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkGOUcEHa-4

i'm going to speed-link the rest because of reasons

13. sweet music(the end of the video is messed up but i'm just excited about MALCOLM WITHOUT SUNGLASSES): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3F-Emd_j9Q

14. sweet little rock n roller: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gnQzIYQpXI

15. footsteps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp30pTWSvX0

16. why do lovers break each other's hearts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSqievaLw2A

17: when: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKA7QHu_KcY

18. dancin party(this was in a movie): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU_xNL0ql2w

19. the party: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow8Ohpll8Jc

20. heartbeat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIs0KCvCvDs

these ones don't have performance videos and are a little less goofy and more serious and/or slow and/or meaningful:

21: i don't want to dream anymore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or5vozTYqvM

22. smiling eyes(one of buddy's favorites): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siVHgbn36Ys

23. windows: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSxoagi1fBo

24. i wish that i could undo all the bad that i have done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffq-HZu-CYU

25. lookin back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuJG7-DkNwo

26. showboat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnoqKyZ4C84

27. i'm yours: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNogFPbb0M0

28. behind a painted smile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6qnMNX8ayk

29. really going out of my mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzS29oU3WaU

30. paint your picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3F_UW7gOtU

31. swansong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDJYjBIOots

32. i don't like rock n roll no more(one of buddy's favorites): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LO5ydX5TfE

i could do more but i'll stop and just end it with this being optional because it's 30 minutes long:

33. the music med gummisko one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbDqd0e9DS8

[alolowrites]

Smack That

Summary: Bakugou has a lot of discipline, but he’s still a man who loves your ass.

Author’s Note: Heyyyyyy *nervous chuckle* how’s it going? I really wanted to get one more story out before 2021 ended and OF COURSE it was Bakugou lmao. I got inspired by a tik tok vid with a gym couple but added my little ~spicy~ twist at the end hahaha. Nothing too crazy (aka no smut, im sorry :/) Also everyone is aged-up! 

Story is kinda a sequel to Gymtleman if y’all wanna read it. 

Enjoy :D 

Word Count: 584

Growing an ass was a process that didn’t happen overnight. You must put in the work, put in the hours, and most importantly, put out a whole lot of tears at the gym. Luckily for you, those tears passed off as gritty sweat that just so happened to fall out of your eyes. 

You plopped on the bench, chugging down the water like a lost traveler who hadn't drunk anything for days. Instant relief washed over you, but the battle was far from over. You took a few moments to rest your aching muscles before trekking toward the dumbbells. The next set wouldn’t be any easier than the last one—Bakugou ensured this. 

After months admiring him from afar at the gym–plus an additional five months of dating–you’ve come to realize that Bakugou doesn’t half-ass anything, especially if it was your ass. He was tougher than a drill sergeant, pushing you to go above and beyond because he knew you had the potential. It was a complete mystery how you managed to survive this long at the gym with him.

You stared at the dumbbells, your chest heaving a bit. The fifty-pound weights were the correct choice, but the twenty-pound pair looked tempting. You glanced over your shoulders and saw Bakugou was busy on the bench press across the room. There was no way he would notice the tiny switch for your next set. You snatched the lighter pair—what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him. 

But more importantly, it won’t hurt you or your dying legs. 

“Alright, let’s get this over with,” you muttered, taking in a deep breath to push through the last set of the day. Except you barely had a chance to start after someone yanked the dumbbell out of your grasp. You shot up, annoyed. “Hey, what gives–oh.”

Bakugou gave you a firm look. 

“Sup, babe!” You stupidly hid the other dumbbell with a nervous chuckle. “Done with chests so soon?” 

“Give it.” 

“Ugh, fine.” 

You passed the dumbbell to him. Bakugou put them away and carried over the correct pair without breaking a sweat. You almost fell forward after holding the fifty-pound dumbbells that weighed like an anchor for a navy ship. 

“Really, babe?! It’s heavy!” 

“That’s the point,” Bakugou snorted, crossing his arms. “How else is that ass gonna grow?”

“Yeah, yeah,” you grunted and gripped the dumbbells tight. Feeling cheeky, you wiggled your butt at him. “No pain, no gain, huh?” 

“That’s right.” 

You gasped at the hard sting on your cheeks from Bakugou’s greedy slap heard around the world, or at least the gym. You searched over your shoulders; so far, no one was looking your way. For once, the ego lifters’ loud, obnoxious grunts were a gift sent from above instead of the usual headache. 

“Katsuki! What the hell?!” You whacked Bakugou’s chest and hissed, “We’re in public!”

“Tch, so? I’m just feeling your progress,” Bakugou laughed, his eyes checking you out. He didn’t try to keep his hands off you again, squeezing your body as though you were his personal toy. He growled into your ear, “Gonna have to do a thorough check when we get home.”

Bakugou smacked your ass once again, and you rolled your eyes, fighting back a stupid grin. Sure he might be more disciplined than a drill sergeant, but Bakugou was still a man who had a weakness for your glorious ass. And he’ll make sure to appreciate it with a hearty smack that will leave you sore for days.

Don’t come at me if there’s a Bakugou handprint on your cheeks the next day aksjdhsakjdjh. 

Thank you for reading! And have a fantastic new year :D I will manifest good vibes for y’all for 2022.

[suguruverse]

hii. if u are comfortable, can u make hcs w atsumu, kuroo and bokuto with a tiktoker s/o! and is really famous bc is funny and pretty!! thanks and btw how are u boo? 🥺🤨

— HAIKYUU BOYS WITH A TIKTOKER S/O

includes - miya atsumu, kuroo tetsurou and bokuto koutaro

a/n - ahh i absolutely love this request bb! thank you so much and plus you have such immaculate taste in your choice of boys i hope you enjoy this one!! <3

↳ MIYA ATSUMU

- he accidently came across your videos when it came up on his fyp

- and he lowkey did a double take bc this is his s/o?

- he like rewatches the vid at least 20 times bc you’re so fucking pretty and funny

- he goes on your profile and you’re actually pretty famous??

- and your videos are actually kinda funny?

- like is this the same person who makes dad jokes every chance you get?

- you also look absolutely stunning your your vids i must say

- this man is your biggest fan no matter what <3

- follows you immediately, stalks your page and likes every single post, no matter how lame it is

- even goes through your comments and like which ever ones compliment one and would probably reply to them with something like “IKR ISNT MY BABY SO PRETTY AND FUNNY AND AMAZING<33″

- the moment he notices people thirsting over you, he’s quick to shut them down and run to you to ask you about making tiktoks with him

“BABY, BABY, Y/N MY LOVE, do ya wanna make a tiktok with me? pls?”

“‘tsumu, what are you talking about?”

“i found ya account so lets make videos together please?”

“uhm sure ‘tsumu, but why?”

“so i can let all those boys know that ya mine and no one else”

- you don’t understand where he’s coming from but you still comply with his request anyways

- after that he appears in your videos so often and your followers love how dramatic he is

- no bc if you try those bf tiktok pranks, they always go viral bc with his attitude, it’s hard not to laugh at him

↳ KUROO TETSUROU

- honestly started teasing you when he first found your account

- prank this man pls he deserves it

- but actually he finds it so cute that you make tiktoks

- probably won’t join in but you’ll see him at the back watching you and smiling

- sometimes he even helps you film and takes pictures for you when your fans ask for pictures when you’re out together

- at this point, basically everyone has noticed him in the background of your vids and they always ask who it is

- when you did a bf reveal, everyone was like what??

- someone who’s already so hot has an equally as hot bf? that's literally not fair

- his account is most used to expose the most random things about you

- one time, you were live and he walked in half naked on his phone and was like “hey kitten, do you wanna watch that new movie on netflix”

- lol you panicked a lot, and kicked him out the room 

- him outside ur door: “kitten, what was that for, if you didn’t wanna watch with me, you could have just said that, so aggressive jeez”

- you to your fans: im sorry for that 

the chat:

“HE CALLS YOU KITTEN?!?1?!?”

“yall see his abs? unreal”

“i would gladly watch the movie with him”

- lol you ended the live 

bonus:

- you walk out of your room with a glare on your face

“im sorry kitten, i didn’t know”

“they saw your abs :(”

“that’s what your mad about?”

“they’re my abs”

“yes i know kitten, can we watch the movie now?”

“hmph”

↳ BOKUTO KOUTAROU

- the video he first saw of you was actually a thirst trap

- when it was first on his fyp and realised it was a thirst trap, he immediately scrolled past (as he should)

- but after he scrolled he swore he recognised the person so he went back to look at their face and he saw that it was you!!

- hes honestly so hype bc you’re so pretty! and perfect! and so angelic! and very much his!!

- he comments a minimum of 10 times just basically hyping you up and looks something like this:

“BABY IS THIS YOU”

“YOURE SO PRETTY BABY”

“STEP ON ME UR SO PERFECT”

“WET”

“SO FUCKING HOT AND FOR WHAT”

“STOP LOOKING THIS GOOD BEFORE I KISS YOU”

- you get the point right? anyways

-  hot couple = doing thirst traps together

- and yes every single video yall do together always goes viral

- people just love the dynamic between the two of you

- ur the only one he follows, likes every single of your posts and even has your post notifs on

- has contemplated making a fan account for u

- prank him pls he has the best and funniest reactions

- matching usernames

ur comments:

“where did you get him?”

“is ur bf single?”

“yeah i want what they have”

“someone find me a man who looks at me the same way bokuto looks at y/n”

“the way i would date both of them sheesh”

[doingitforbokuto]

hi!! i was wondering if you could write a bokuto hc with a long distant girlfriend who's a team manager from karasuno?

Bokuto x Karasuno‘s manager

Bokuto would be one of the few people that could make a long distance relationship work very well

which surprises most of his friends since he tends to be quite a clingy person

so being apart from his s/o for so long and still not being unhappy sure is a surprise to Fukurodani

to be honest, when Bokuto (proudly) declared that you two were officially a couple the team was already mentally prepared to cheer him up like every day, expecting him to go into “emo mode“ more frequently than usual

but the opposite happened, actually!

he was more energetic, happier and would not shut the fuck up about you

that does not mean that he zones out during volleyball, he is still focussed during the game

but in the locker room, in class.. everywhere else he takes the opportunity to talk about you

he comes up with new ideas on how to make your relationship more exciting all the time

at first, he tried sending you love letters

he even asked Akaashi to help him (“Akaashi.. you‘re smart, right?“)

Bokuto really wanted to write you a poem but he sucks at writing

and Akaashi refuses to do it for him.. it‘s supposed to be a testiment to Bo‘s love for you, after all

so after a while, he gives up on trying to come up with a poem

he might still write you a letter (in which he profusely apologizes for not writing you a poem)

but then he figures that he is better with small messages

but texts are so boring!

so let me tell you when he sees a video about those cute message boxes on tiktok? he has never bought something online so fast

it‘s a really cute gift, too: it consists of two small boxes with a display on the top, a small heart placed at the front

you can send little messages through those boxes - every time you get one from the other box, the little heart swings to notify you

(here is a vid of what they look like hehe)

Bokuto also loves calling you

he definitely prefers video calls over normal phone calls! he loves seeing you face and talking to you the way he would were you two actually together

because he practices so much there are days where you don‘t hear a lot from him - but his calls and the way that he puts in genuine effort into your relationship make up for it

he will try and visit you or have you visit him but it is difficult

the train ride to Karasuno takes a lot of time so it usually only works on some weekends

Bokuto does make sure to be there for important dates though like your birthday or something like that

either on the day itself or on the weekend right after it

sometimes he wants to surprise you with a visit so he has Hinata ask you if you are busy on a certain day so he knows that he can come over - it does not take you very long to notice that pattern

but you don‘t say anything because Bokuto is always so excited when he arrives for him “surprise“ visit

“Are you happy to see me, y/n? You didn‘t even know I was coming! Isn’t that a great surprise?!“ 😃

the fact that you magically always have his favourite snacks when he comes over totally slips his mind - maybe you just eat them because they remind you of him ^-^ that must be it

when Hinata or Tsukki mention Bokuto during training or uses a trick that he taught him you just have to tell him

he is always so happy to hear something about them! proud owl dad Bokuto hehe :)

he also tries to blackmail Tsukki with you? like he‘ll text him that he needs to train a trick more and when Tsukki tells him that would be too much of a drag Bokuto always just goes “🤨 Let’s see what your manager would say to that 🤨“

you and Tsukki usually just joke about him trying to get Tsukki to enjoy volleyball more - he is so cute ☺️

and when Fukurodani and Karasuno meet again, you better bet that there will be absolute chaos - Nishinoya and Tanaka trying to make sure Bo treats you right (he obviously does), Daichi getting mad at them, Akaashi trying to get Bo under control, Bo showing you off (even though everyone already knows you)

[madfantasy]

I haven't seen you post in a while, I hope you've been doing okay? How is everything? Hope it's been a good year so far for you 💕💕

You're too kind, u & everyone who made inquiries, bless ur hearts.. im sorry for disappearing, but yeah, I don't have net— using my phone credit and hope this posts..

I tried to record my voice answering this, like I sometimes did on tik, suddenly ended up trying to muffle the floods of my burning tears, so now I have an awkward vid of me talking then weeping out of nowhere, which a good reason for me to keep up the no cry habit, heh.. but seriously, I suppose I'm fine till I be conscious of it.. its much easier for not to talk .. even tho I'm aching to be back in thy company, lonely in my foresight to catch on to the present that joins us, hand held out to reach like minded souls but shying from the fear of forgetfulness occurring..

I'm fine tho, did few new stuff, merely drowning in too muchness and nothingness as usual, this month I guess you could say I took an act of mad fury in search of any happy source because the echoing silence and the swarm of sadness nipping on my brain cells thickened, and the reasoning merged with the obscene. So instead of giving my guardians the usual of 3/4 of my earnings last month for net and groceries, I spent it all. Ya know, as it was told to me it mine to do as I please? As being prevented any chance of work if it was possible, 't was supposed to be spent on art supplies & measly delights craved for years ?

Before hand, I've been begging them to take me for months to get any clothing or whatever, be it the first time I ever see a shop, then just to drive around, then just me peaking to the outside when the front door is open, merely seeking change I suppose. They kept vaguely promising me until they refused point blank— getting tired of my nagging, then their car just stopped working till this day. Its in the workshop rn..

Anyway, befouled by despair, needing the mere basics of life and not granted, I was delighted when i found a site to buy from cheap & pretty, I pressed buy without any further considerations, or taking their permission and thrilled to be able get gifts for my siblings too. I say gifts but really they are deprived necessities too and not even much just one each cuz well, they are 5 of my babies and to start with the top of priorities; we all draw

I could already see it, they can't help themselves; heck seeped through the clenched gates of their mouths, trying desperately to poison me with undirect attempts this time, cuz I bought for my sibs they're out of the option of calling me selfish. I was upping the same trance like state of vague existence dealing with them, absorbing their insults and degrading just to make sure my shi arrives safe.

Unfortunate for me, the site chose the worst carrier in this country

I did everything in my power to make it into their convenience, by embarrassingly messaging the carrier daily, they took a week of promising to deliver and flanking so my guardians reached a heated level of threatening, waving their hands nd almost tossing shi at mE saying that they don't care if they came and if i dared to order something again they'll do this and that. Not allowing me to open the door for the delivery guy when he comes, blaming me for missing vaccination dates (they kept missing them even before)& missing going to important places(again, they just didn't go to for ages), made them loose sleep, etc etc— in turn, I seen red and regretfully blew up.

I screamed at them its literally the only time I ever did this, it BECAUSE it easier on them & I'll do what I want whatever anyway, & to stop interrupting me while I try to explain things , then they suddnly back done and be like I'm not mad at u I'm mad at the delivery ppl, that they are proud of me for being able to do all this, and such sort. I left them to cool in my room, Idk how I did it but must have slam-gripped something so hard it chipped most of my short nails & cracked one, was glad I didn't hurt my drawing hand but yeah, goofy mani

They robbed me of the joy of anticipation & the dissipation of apathy, I started to lose sleep again and my liberating dreams left me and I don't think I remember leaving bed.

But still, If not force myself to do things.. there'll be nothing for me if I don't.. at least I know im able of that

I got my guardians happy tho after another tiresome refusal, by trying out one of those Uber-eat like local apps here, since they have no car and being disabled & ill, I ordered McDonald's for the first time. Slythry behind their backs per habit, told them someone coming and they had that look again, but thankfully the guy came through and didn't steal my money, heh. For a big 1800 calories meal I suppose it was passable, the happy fam faces I got was the real treat..

Oh with that thing with the credit card stating I owe them money, waited weeks & nobody got back to us? They started taking from my guardian's account directly to pay it, saying oh we did send you warnings--- TO THE SHADOWY LINES OF THEIR POSTERIOR A.K.A NOWHERE. Thankfully the account is mostly empty nd just for random transactions, i alerted my guardians not to use it. And again, my god, another round of endless calls and promises started, and we wait again so they just don't act as if we owe them a frking 17k dollars that we don't have.. was panicking cuz I have nothing and but my guardians were weirdly comforting about it and told me not to worry

One thing good bout no net is it made me stop thinking about life in general, and stop the tiny unnoticeable prick of misery when I have no input to share, trying not to helplessly compare people just living, in inflated style or not, in media, to my isolated-most-of-my-life style and missing much of that organic "life experiences and chances", heh. At least, my situation would be favorable to me if it was ever possible for it to let me have peace, or have the simple knowledge I'm not virtually imprisoned and have never familiarised with nothing of this world but the surrounding walls.. its nice to have more time to be consumed by muse and day dreaming that flutters life through my dull being and sing chorus of inspiring means for art to flow and finds its way delicately onto my realised canvas.. but no, I continued drawing whilst sight blurred with salty droplets contradicting that happy tintin dance on tiktok I worked so long on just cuz I couldn't stop, not the tears or the mad scribbles of determined intention to visualise the mourned excitement I need, hating everything I make

Somehow the lilac dream still intrudes, visualising me friends, living, in a quaint home, maybe we roommate, arm in arm we go to make every fracture of fate's encounters a disgusting adventurous thrill, like building a maze of cardboard or chasing each other in the dark.. maybe getting that half bleached head and endless ear pericings ... then it dies and I totally forget it..

But what those awesome headphones helped me do, literally blocks all their voices listening to Sev losing it and I can Waltz around not feeling gutted to go and interfere or play the referee each time. But I can't wear them forever, gives me a bad headache, and honestly; I can't be too neglectful.. my sibs hates me for it already hehe

At least these clothing came true to their measurements, felt the new sensations on how everything I wore hugs me & learnt the baffling ways on how "gender" and region plays different tunes on the same measurements. Getting fitting things felt like suddenly there's hope to be, for myself to be me, and ease this severe disassociation between who I am, and what my body is .. from how little I see myself nd consider it worthy of anything because of how long it been living like a phantom among people.. to numb this dysphoria until it be gone one day

Saddened that the only site I can't order from again if they keep using that awful carrier

...

I missed our country's 91 national day, too. They made sales everything 91 riyal so.. but knowing the sellers here, I don't think most of em went true with their offers.. Horrible news tho on the celebrations, sigh

I turned this into a dear diary, guess bothered you enough today, sorry

So thankful to yous, Idk if I can be back, but I'll remain creating, and will keep the thought alive of being tickled when sharing my creations with your viewing pleasure somehow

'till then my precious dears, take care 💛🙏

26.9.2021, 8 pm, sleeping

[ladykatakuri]

First Dance and First Kiss

Commander Fox x F Reader

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Mention of assault, mention of bullying, body awareness

It is a Fluffy piece mostly !

This is my One Shot for Commander Fox and though he might seem too OOC for some, I still hope that you can enjoy it ❤

Summary: You sigh and stand up to face the commander. “I don't have a lover and even if any of the guys here were willing to take me out dancing, I would still want you to do it.” As he relaxes his posture you pat his arm. “You are one of those good guys Fox and I trust you. You never judge me and well…. I like you. It is just this once, after that I will never ask you to do something for me again, I promise.” The smile you show him does not reach your eyes which he notices. But before he can even respond, you walk out of his office.

“You want me to do what exactly?” Fox had to ask, he had to be sure that he heard you right.

“I want you to go dance with me tonight. Did something happen to your ears commander? I thought you had a perfect hearing, at least that is what you claimed after the last health check up.” You look up at the commander currently standing in front of you, hands planted in each side, his helmet slightly tilted to the side as if he was trying to hear you even better than he already did.

“I….. I don't dance.” It comes out with a grumble, almost impossible to hear, yet the way he stands there in front of you makes it all too clear what he is saying. “Why ask me in the first place! Ask your lover or friend or whatever. I'm certain there are enough people around to take you out for this kind of thing.”

You sigh and stand up to face the commander. “I don't have a lover and even if any of the guys here were willing to take me out dancing, I would still want you to do it.” As he relaxes his posture you pat his arm. “You are one of those good guys Fox and I trust you. You never judge me and well…. I like you. It is just this once, after that I will never ask you to do something for me again, I promise.” The smile you show him does not reach your eyes which he notices. But before he can even respond, you walk out of his office.

Puzzled by your request, he takes off his helmet and sits down behind his desk. His ever present caf at hand, Fox scratches the back of his neck when one of his fellow guard members steps in.

“Sir, I have some reports here for you to look over and a request from one of the senators for a guard during a trip.” Stone stops in his tracks when he sees his commander staring at his caf. “Everything alright sir?”

“Stone, yes, sorry. I was just … thinking. You have something for me?” Reaching out to Stone, he looks up at a grinning commander staring at him. “What ? “

Stone can not help but grin. There was only one person that would have his commanding officer so puzzled and she had just left his office. “What did she do this time sir? I know Y/N was just here. That girl always seems to confuse you somehow.”

Knowing that Stone was one of the very few that actually knew you very well, Fox decides to have a small chat with him. Standing up he waves at the chair in front of his desk. “Take a seat, Stone.” Closing the door to his office he turns around to take a seat as well.

“You know Y/N pretty well, right?” He grabs his caf and takes a big sip. Thank the maker for caf, without it he would not make it through these days on Coruscant, especially not when he is faced with an alluring person such as you who comes with the strangest requests sometimes.

“We go back some time sir. Met her at Dex's Diner and we hit it off right off the bat, Have been good friends ever since.” Stone knows all too well that you have a thing for his commander and you finally seem to have decided to do something about it, with a lot of encouragement from Stone of course. But, whatever it is you asked his commander, it has left him completely confused and Stone would make sure to enjoy this for as long as he could without having to suffer the wrath of said commander.

Fox seems to think things over for a minute before he speaks up again. “She…. She asked me to take her out dancing tonight.” A slight heat creeps up on his cheeks as he looks at Stone.

“So? What's the problem? You don't want to go out with her or you have other plans?” Stone can not help but chuckle as he watches his commander not only have a tinge of dark coming up on his cheeks , but even fidget with his cup of caf. It is so unlike Fox to be this nervous. He has had others ask him out on dates before and none of them ever made him even the slightest bit nervous. Yet here he was, fidgety and asking him, Stone, about you!

“No plans Stone, just…. I don`t know. She is a great person and, how can I put this? Different…. Why would she suddenly ask me to take her out dancing? I don`t dance!” Confused and bewildered, Fox throws his hands up as he looks at the commander in front of him. “She asked me for things in the past, and sometimes … Well sometimes she would just ask things I did not even understand. I mean, seriously, what in Makers name did she need a box of Jawa dolls for? Or why did she want me to escort a Gungan to a brothel?”

Stone gasps and then can not help but grab for his sides as he wheezes. The thought of his commanding officer escorting a Gungan to a brothel is just too much for his sanity. “She -wheeze- asked you to -wheeze- escort….?”

Fox stops him by holding up a hand. “I seriously don't want to talk about that.”

For a moment it seems as if Stone is unable to gather his wits again, but then he deeply inhales and calms down. “Sir, I know that she can come up with the weirdest things sometimes. But, how well do you really know her yourself?” He looks at Fox, who scratches his chin and reaches for his caf.

“I know she is kind, actually, one of the sweetest people you can meet here on Coruscant. She helped senators Amidala and Chuchi once with relief goods on Ryloth. She also tried to petition for clone rights once and she seems to be involved with some orphanage.”

To Stone`s surprise, it seems as though Fox knows more of your activities than he ever led on in the past. He must have been keeping tabs on you without any of his brothers knowing it. “That is just part of her story though. When I met her at Dex`s, she was just back from the hospital. She was attacked by some hoodlums that tried to assault her.”

That bit of information has Fox perk up, ready to ask questions and the glint in his eyes told Stone enough. Holding up his hand this time, he stops Fox from asking anything. “Please, let me continue.”

Reluctantly, Fox nods at the request and remains silent, holding in the questions that arose with that last bit of information.

“I got to spend some time with her while I was waiting for my order and well, we hit it off. Before we knew it, we would spend time together watching cheesy holo vids or having lunch or dinner at Dex`s, or if i could convince her, she would join me for a night at 79`s. She also opened up to me on her past and…. Sir, you know she has issues with how she perceives herself?”

This question has Fox raising his eyebrows. “Issues? How she perceives herself? Why would she have issues like that?”

Stone chuckles at that answer, clearly his commanding officer has a thing for Y/N and he is happy to hear and see this. “She grew up with people bullying her because of how she looks. Full body, stretch marks that she tried to hide all the time, scars from fights and accidents and when she was old enough, she decided to cover up some of those marks with tattoos. That only set her apart more from the people around her. No matter how beautiful she was, inside and out, I would like to add, she was bullied for it. Those who did not bully, would take advantage of her kind heart and when they no longer needed her, discarded her. When she made enough credits with the odd jobs here and there, she left for Coruscant and tried to make a living here. She managed to make some friends here who recognise her as the good and kind person she is and the beauty that is her own, but we both know that judgement is everywhere, no matter who you are and where you come from.”

Stone stops telling the story for as far as he believes he can tell it without compromising your trust in him. Your greatest secrets, he will not divulge, no matter who asks him. He will explain to his commander why you had asked him to take you out dancing and then, hopefully, you will both have the happy ending to this story that you both so deserve. You because of the amazing person you are, the commander because this man protects his family at the cost of his own health and sanity. Two peas in a pod the two of you are and you deserve every bit of happiness you can get.

“She asked you to take her out dancing because a friend of hers is getting married. The party she was invited to is at a nightclub in the city. She will have some friends there but also people who look down on her. For once I convinced her to ask someone to take her on a date and enjoy herself. We both know why she asked you though, right commander?”

Looking at the wide grin on Stone`s face, Fox can feel a burning sensation creeping up on his cheeks and quickly grabs his caf to take a sip. From what Stone has told him and the hints that he has given him, he finally realised that you felt the same as he does. And now, you were giving him the chance to show you that the feelings are indeed mutual.

Fox smiles and quickly types a message on his comm. “Guess I should look up some tips on how not to look like a complete di`kut on the dancefloor.”

That night changes everything for you and Fox.

When he came over to your apartment to pick you up for your date, he was both surprised and the most happy person in the galaxy. You wore the perfect dress for the evening, black with red trimming and to honor him and thank him, a small, red fox brooch just above your heart. The dress was showing just enough of your cleavage and loose enough on other places to cover for what you considered to be the less attractive places of your body. A little bit of makeup and the perfume you wore was intoxicating, as if you were covered in pheromones that wreaked havoc on his senses.

“You look amazing.” Fox had no words to truly describe how beautiful you looked, standing in your door while the neon lights were reflected in your eyes.

A blush creeps up on your cheeks as you smile at the man standing in front of you. For a moment you don't know what to answer until you have a better look at him.

“Y...You look handsome.” Dressed in civilian clothing, Fox looked like a dream. Black pants and jacket with his always favorite colour red for a dress shirt. He looked every bit the part of a casually clothed sophisticated man. That combined with his handsome features and mesmerizing brown eyes had you stumble out the compliment.

“ What the kriff am I saying?! “ You slap your own forehead as you think about what you just said. But then, you did tell the truth, Fox is handsome and he looks amazing dressed as he is.

With a deep chuckle Fox looks at you. “Thank you for the compliment.” He holds out his arm for you to grab hold of and escorts you to the taxi that he came with to pick you up.

“So, commander, what made you change your mind? As I recall you said you don`t dance?” You grin as you turn your head to Fox. Sitting in the back of the taxi, on your way to the party with a handsome man at your side, you finally calmed down enough to get some of your spirit back.

“I just realized, I had a good reason to accept the gracious invite you made.” The soft smile and the gleam in his eyes has you wonder what he could mean by that. But before you could reply, the taxi stops in front of the nightclub where your friend celebrates her upcoming marriage. You take a deep breath as you take the hand that reaches out for you and step out of the taxi and make your way to a night of celebration and insecurities.

As you step into the warm, dimly lit club the first thing you hear is the music playing and the murmuring voices of people spread across the place. A sudden clear voice calls out your name and you see your beloved friend approach. A cloud of green lace and silk topped by a wild bush of black curls storms towards you and before you can even stutter out a hello, you are tightly embraced. “I am so glad you came! I know you hate these kinds of things, but I am so happy and you look so good! And who is your handsome boyfriend?”

Not even allowing you to answer any of the rapidly fired questions she turns around towards Fox and holds out her hand. “I am Keera. You two look amazing together! Thank you for coming with her, she deserves to be happy and have some fun.” With a bright smile, the whirlwind named Keera does not even allow Fox to answer and already walks off to the next person she sees entering the club.

You look at Fox, to say you blush would be the understatement of the year. “I… I am sorry Fox. Keera can be, well she can be a lot to handle when you first meet her. And this is her while sober, so imagine her drinking and you are in for a hurricane.” You sheepishly laugh while you scratch the back of your head.

Fox just laughs and looks at the woman that just left the two of you behind. Spread across the club, people are staring at the two of you and some quickly begin to mumble behind their hands when they notice him looking their way.

The music that begins to play is a slow melody and you begin to softly hum along with it. The song is old but has always been a favorite of yours and some of your friends and Keera has always claimed it as her wedding song.

“So, how about it? You did ask me to take you out dancing this evening didn't you?” Fox, standing in front of you. holds out his hand and waits for you to take it so he can guide you to the dancefloor.

Taking his hand you look him in the eyes. “ Will you tell me what the realization was and why you just had to accept my gracious invite then?” His mentioning in the taxi on the way to the nightclub still had you wondering so you took the chance to ask him.

“I might, or I will just show you.” Fox, knowing this only ignites your curiosity, guides you to the dancefloor and wraps one arm around you while he holds your hand with the other, tugging your entwined hands against his chest. Slowly he begins to sway with you in his arms.

As the two of you sway around on the floor, completely in your own world at that moment, people notice the two of you and every now and then you pick up a few mumbled words. “Cute….” “Clone trooper.” “Couple…”

The only thing you do truly notice however, is your dear friend, standing at the edge of the dancefloor together with some of your other trusted friends. She waves at you as you pass by in the warm embrace of Fox and when she notices you looking at her she forms a heart with her hands as she grins. A blush creeps up again on your cheeks when you turn your look at the man holding you.

“She is perceptive, your friend.” His lips softly brush your ear as he whispers.

Surprised you look up at him. “You…?”

Without even batting an eye Fox tilts his head and gently kisses you. It is a short moment where your lips meet and you both sigh and relax in eachothers arms. “Stone will have a field day telling us he knew.” He chuckles when he sees the look on your face go from shock to surprise and then a sweet mix of happiness and comfort.

Grinning, you put your hand in his neck and push his face towards yours. “I don't care what people say Fox. Let them talk.” Once more your lips meet for a sweet kiss as you both sway in place on a melody that already had stopped playing.

“Guess we will have many more days and nights to move on together runi .” The use of the pet name has you sigh as you rest your head against his shoulder, nuzzling his neck. You will find out what it exactly means another time, for now you will just enjoy being here with the man you admired and had a crush on for a long, long time.

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