#one of these days i'll draw her in me/a gear lmao

[untaintedtea]

a Kitty I won’t finish

[gettingbyy]

3/16/2024

this post is for mouse, but you can read it, too, if you want.

i hope you like the random photos i've been choosing. xD you've probably seen them all before, but it's still kind of fun to try to match them up with how i think the current post might go. the magnolia trees downtown will be blooming again soon so this one felt appropriate. i had another idea of what photo i might've used for this one, but i can't remember what it was. maybe next time.

anyways.

things have been going okay lately, with spring getting here and daylight savings happening, i'm finally starting to feel like a human again. it's been getting a bit better since i started working from home anyway, but more light is definitely helping. that said, i think the time change fucked me up real bad. i haven't been able to get out of bed before 930-945 all week (yay for working from home and working in my bed), i've been exhausted and i still can't sleep at night. shit's problematic. hopefully next week is smoother, but if this is the price i have to pay for daylight, i'll gladly pay it 50 times over.

A's internship/job is over now; she was hoping she could stay there, but long story short her manager and one of the HR people are both super ableist and discriminatory. she asked for disability accommodations (4 days of 8 hours a day instead of 5 days of 8 hours) and everything blew up in her face even though her request was perfectly legal and reasonable. i had just gone to a deep-dive webinar about the Americans with Disabilities Act a week or two before all this went down and i was appalled at the actual laws her workplace broke. to make it even wilder, she works at a community health center, doing things like, y'know, helping clients get accommodations at work for disabilities (among other things). the full story is kinda long, but i can tell you someday if you want. needless to say, she's back to the drawing board but has some prospects. fingers crossed.

my job is going okay right now. it's been a week since a bunch of articles came out saying we'll be declaring bankruptcy soon, but so far we haven't heard many peeps (other than a ton of us being anxious about it). allegedly, the type of bankruptcy we'd file would let us stay in business without making major changes, but we have over a billion in debt so....yeah. it's funny, on the website/earnings announcements they always say $1,xxx.xx million because it sounds a lot better than $1.1 billion. they're not really fooling anyone, though, or at least not us as the employees. they're especially not fooling me, because i know how far behind we are on paying our invoices.

i'm working on going through my books and sorting out what doesn't speak to me anymore. i have some of yours that you got when you were here last - i'm going to box them up and put them on a shelf in the basement so they don't accumulate cat hair like mine all are lmao. so far, i have about 25 books i'm going to be giving away or selling to a used bookstore i recently found. that's just the shelves in the blue room; i still have to go through the 9-cube white shelf in mine that's double-stacked.

where i'm at so far.

the main shelf in the blue room did have a couple double-stacked cubes, but mostly those were A's terry pratchett books. it's been an adventure. next step is cleaning my room (pack up unused bags, get my cameras and gear organized, etc.) and then i can use the space in here to sort out the other shelf. i'm telling you this to inform you of my life, but also to hopefully hold myself accountable. xD

this is pretty long so i should probably wrap it up. it was definitely way more stream-of-consciousness than the other one so hopefully it's not too rambly. miss you bbg, i hope you're doing a bit better now. <3

[zmediaoutlet]

jsyk “the constant vow” is murdering me slowly, chapter by glorious chapter. and what a heavenly way to die! some things I’ve loved thus far, in no particular order: 1. forehead 👏 kisses 👏2. pixie-cut dean’s last ditch attempt at drawing one (1) single boundary between himself and his little brother by denying sam his mouth during sex, followed by his immediate surrender lmao. like how do you maintain a wall between yourself and your literal soulmate when said soulmate is fucking (1/?)

fucking you brains out? it can’t be done. bless him for trying.3. sam’s halting confession that he thinks he’d enjoy going downtown on a dude, if…. if!!!!! 4. “Shouldn't let it get used to people.” holy heck, what a metaphor :((( this moment felt like a gut-punch after dean’s aforementioned failure at self-preservation. he KNOWS the danger they’re in, but they crossed the point of no return long ago, even before dean got himself cursed by a peggy bundy impersonator. (2/?)

5. speak of the devil: “how we know we did our job.” you REALLY brought me around on denise. bravo.6. actually, the entire day leading up to denise’s visit is flawless. you drove them right up to brink, so it was basically impossible for them to rationalize away or compartmentalize the sex any longer; unable to ignore their nighttime confessions. sam gearing up to cross the final line, only to be thwarted by denise. not to MENTION his subsequent bedside drawer discovery. so good!!! (3/4)

(4/4) I can’t thank you enough for gifting us with this beautiful NOVEL about two of my all time favorite characters. at the risk of sounding ungrateful or impatient; do you have a general idea when the final installment will be ready? I only ask bc I’d like to reread all 100k words before the last chapter goes live. I want to be fully primed for the emotional climax lmao.

Oh bud. Oh gosh. Well.

a) I am so glad you are enjoying the thing. It has been, to put it lightly, a goddamn son of a bitch to wade through this last chapter, and it's cool to know there's some enthusiasm about getting there, lol

b) THANK YOU FOR LIKING THE DEER MOMENT. it's like. symbolism and whatnot. I think you're the only person to point it out and I was feeling very self-indulgey but. Woo you, haha.

c) Denise is my bud at this point. --that's not true, I would try to kill her with a crochet hook within two hours, but it's cool that the general mood seems to be 'aww this idiot, she's a hell of a broad.' Just imagine her squishing you to her immense Peggy-esque bosom. :)

d) as far as final chapter: last night I was feeling super optimistic and tonight I am feeling wildly not optimistic, but I really don't want to get hit by the 2x4 of self-doubt and misery again. Best-case we're looking at Friday, to get back on schedule. I really, really want to make that happen; we'll have to see. If not, then I'll try REALLY VERY HARD for Wednesday of next week.

Pro-tip, this is why you don't start posting before the thing's fully done. Confidence is a lie. But also, never fear, this one will get finished. If nothing else I want to check it off the to-do list. Thanks for liking it, bud. It genuinely means a lot. <3

[opal-sparks]

Been replaying Harvest Moon: Magical Melody. Magical Melody holds a very special place in my heart as one of my favorite Harvest Moon games, and I honestly hope to see it get a remake one of these days like Friends of Mineral Town did.

When I first played the game like 13 years ago, I went for Carl. I think I just liked him because he wore a tuxedo lmao. I didn't know how to get married in this game though, so I never married him in the first playthrough. The second playthrough was about 6 or 7 years later when I bought another copy of the game as I had unfortunately lost the first copy in a move. I went for Kurt that time because he reminded me of Green Oak from Pokemon Adventures (and no Idgaf if you call him Blue, do not "correct" me just because you prefer his English name).

This time, I went for Louis because he reminds me of Clemont (Pokemon) and Otacon (Metal Gear Solid), just being a socially awkward nerd who invents things.

I've had a scenario in my head where Louis develops a crush on Amanda, and gets nervous around her as he realizes it. Ann takes notice and when Amanda isn't in the shop, Ann teases and pesters Louis about his crush. I like to imagine Ann and Louis having a sibling-like dynamic, seeing as the game did not makes them love interests (Ann's love interest is Blue, while Louis' love interest is Lyla), and Louis moves into the tool shop once you ship enough ores and moon stones.

I might draw more Harvest Moon: Magical Melody fanart for a while with my current brainrot for the game, but don't worry, I'll still draw Pokemon stuff too.

Let me know if you find my name on this art.

[theros]

Fanwalker ask: 6, 14, 51, 67

What did your fanwalkers have in mind when they sparked, and what plane did it send them to?

I do have your spark ignition prompt response queued over on the other blog, but what she was thinking of didn't actually factor into the plane she ended up on when she sparked. She was thinking of betrayal and the fact that she should have seen this coming (because what causes her to spark is the person she spent a year helping attempting to kill her once all is said and done).

The reason she ended up on the first plane she 'walked to, Innistrad, was pretty much because of her being a Moroii, being drawn to strong life forces and powerful mana. Since she's only half-Moroii, "youth" doesn't really draw her so much as life does. When she panics or is in a high-stress situation, her fight/flight/freeze reaction is geared more towards the vampire side of her instincts than her human ones, so when she sparked she ended up on a plane that felt incredibly vibrant and wild to her compared to Ravnica, a plane where the natural mana of the land isn't drowned out or changed by the various city precincts. Somewhere that would be an excellent feeding ground if she was injured or weakened and needed the extra life force to aid her recovery.

This is also why she struggles to planeswalk home for over six months; she instead lands on Theros, again due to the vibrancy of the mana there, and every time she tries to get back to Ravnica by following Arlinn's instructions, she finds herself bouncing between those two planes. It takes her a long time to figure out exactly why she keeps ending up on one of these two planes instead of managing to get home, and then it takes a little longer to get to a point where her will to go home overrides the instinctual draw toward a Plane with better feeding.

I originally wanted her to play hopscotch across several planes when she's trying to get home, but the next important tie-in to her story happens on Theros, so I decided playing accidental ping pong between Innistrad and Theros would be less chaotic.

(In a separate AU I have for her that's nowhere near as developed as this one, she lands on New Phyrexia when she sparks. 2/10 would not recommend.)

What one quote from them would you pick to define your fanwalker?

Gods, I'll be honest with you, I really don't know. The first quotes to come to mind are actually from her main timeline, not the Planeswalker AU, and while the personalities of both timelines are similar, they're still very different versions of her due to the different upbringings and events, so a quote from Main!Mestas doesn't really work for Planeswalker!Mestas (from You Were Born to Burn it Down). I've got all of YWBTBID outlined, but only like the first 3 months of a 2-year timeline is actually written out so I can't even go read through the story to find a suitable quote lmao.

What is your character most scared of?

In her planeswalker timeline, lightning. Along with fire, it's a major weakness of hers so she has a natural fear of it.. She also used to be terrified of heights, but slowly forced herself to get over that since her clan prefers to ambush from trees and the tops of ruins.

In her main timeline she still has the fear of lightning (and of fire; she was burned by an elemental in the main timeline), but her worst fear is that one day she'll mess up so bad or say the wrong thing and everyone she cares about will finally realize she's not worth keeping around and will leave her. Main timeline Mes did not have as healthy or stable an upbringing as planeswalker Mes did, so she has a lot more social fears.

What does your character’s magic look like when it’s used?

Mestas has the same rough, gray skin as Moroii do, albeit to a much lesser degree since she's half human. She also has the same glowing, pupilless blue eyes. When she uses mana in any way, her eyes glow much more brightly and her veins can be seen glowing through her skin, which is either pretty or disturbing depending on who you ask. More disturbing at night, especially if she's the only source of light in the woods.

Aside from the bodily effects, all magic she uses takes on a blue tint, regardless of the colors used to fuel it*. This leads to even Gruul signature spells like Cindervines taking on a uniquely identifiable appearance whenever she uses them; the red fire and embers are electric blue instead.

*If she wasn't Moroii, she'd be RG, and she has the personality to match. As it stands, her colors are actually primary Red, secondary Blue, tertiary Green. In the main timeline it's fairly obvious in her personality that she has Blue mana, but the traits from it are actually really unhealthy representations of Blue, like an intensely strong need for control in her life + often the lives of people around her (also affected by her temporarily having Black during her developmental years). In YWBTBID however, these traits are much more subtle and on the healthier side of the Blue spectrum; immense curiosity and interest in knowing how the world works and an unquenchable thirst for knowledge.

[pens-swords-stuff]

Hello Undine!! It has been a HOT MINUTE, but it is I, Kewpie Anon!! I had actually sent you a reply a while back, but as I was writing it, my computer crashed🙃. I have ADHD, so all the executive function I mustered to write up my long ass reply faded away...SO HERE'S A TLDR; turns out the mayo we use in our household isn't even kewpie LMAO??? I asked my mum and she was like 「キユーピーって味が酸っぱいから嫌い〜」and I was like *white man blinking gif in Mandela effect*. So I opened the fridge...and it's this brandless mayo bottle with a yellow cap. No clue who the maker is, but it ain't kewpie. So there goes the entire basis of my internet persona😂. ALSO!! I have always loved the キユーピーたらこ CMs, and I aspire to inflict that chaotic gremlin energy upon my friends. Anyway, what finally kicked my ass into gear to reply was this: seeing that you identify as greyasexual biromantic. **SPIDER MAN GIF INTENSIFIES CAUSE I DO TOO?!?!** I am shook. I only know one other person who is biromantic, and it was only because of them that I realised I was too. It sure answered why I had pined for my high school best friend while not wanting anything physical with her. So, yeah!! Solidarity!! Now, here's my question to you: do you read Japanese novels? If so, which ones did you enjoy? Sadly, while I am a fluent speaker, my kanji knowledge is lacking (but I'm working on it!). I'd love to hear your thoughts😊. Cheers!

Kewpie anon!!! It's so nice to hear from you. I was actually just wondering how you were doing a couple days ago.

I am so sorry about your mayo dilemma; that's got to be a huge shock!!! Mandela effect: it's SO real. It's funny, my mom and grandma say the exact same thing about Kewpie mayonnaise. Maybe you're an Ajinomoto family like we are?? We can just pretend that your internet persona is just based off those ICONIC Kewpie tarako commercials and nothing else. Or you know, the actual kewpie dolls.

And oh my god maybe we're actually the same person??? That's incredible, we have so much in common. I personally don't know many biromantic people either!!! Talking about stuff like this is so important, because it took me a really long time actually learn that asexuality was a thing, and even longer to realize that it made a lot of sense to me. I am so glad to have met you omg

I haven't read many Japanese novels, mostly because I always gravitated towards video games, manga, how to draw books, video game guides, and psychology books when I was in Japan, back when I was younger. I got a bit more interested in reading Japanese novels when I started high school, but then I stopped being able to go to Japan every summer like I used to. Which obviously means, less exposure to Japanese bookstores which is a SHAME because they are incredible?? It is insane how enjoyable it is to read Japanese nonfiction books. They're so cute and pretty with so many pictures and diagrams and art while being really easy to read and ughhh

I have no idea when I'm able to go to Japan next, but I'm definitely looking forward to grabbing more novels to read!

Here are the books that I have on my bookshelf right now. I used to have more, but my mom and I are going through a massive house cleaning and reorganization right now, so I packed away the others in boxes.

I actually haven't read most of these yet.

Of these, I've only read ビリギャル. I remember when it was a huge deal several years ago and I picked up it a little while later. It was really good and super inspiring.

I am a huge mystery fan, and because I don't know many Japanese authors and what books are good, you can definitely tell that I trend towards them. 暗黒女子、探偵倶楽部 and その時までサヨナラ are all mysteries. I'll read them someday I'm sure. I think they were all really popular back when they came out because they were on display and had the little notes written about them, you know? So I'm positive that they're amazing.

I haven't read those 王様ゲーム books yet either, but I did read the original 王様ゲーム trilogy (the ones in the picture are the sequel trilogy, I think). One interesting thing that I noticed was that I picked up a lot of psychological horror type books when I was in Japan several years ago, even though I'm not a horror fan. You can read the Wikipedia article here if you're interested! I don't know if this type of story is your jam, but I'm a huge fan of the death game subgenre, so it was right up my alley.

On a similar psychological horror/death game binge (I got all of the horror books at the same time. I must've been going through something), I read モニタールーム and リアル鬼ごっこ.

All of those horror books were really haunting, and my family asked me if I was okay several times as I was reading them. But they were really good; I couldn't put them down.

One book that I remember reading for a 読書感想文 when I was in elementary school is 虹色蛍. It's a story about time traveling to a 昭和 era Japan and while I don't remember the details, I remember it having a pretty profound impact on me as a kid. If kanji is a bit of a struggle for you (isn't it for everyone?), this might be a good one to read since it's geared towards younger audiences, but the story still packs a massive punch and adults can enjoy it too.

I also remember one of my Japanese school classmates lending me ケータイ小説 back when they were a thing called テディベア. I think this was the first Japanese 文庫本 that I read ever. It's definitely a tragic tearjerker, and me and my friends at Japanese school all spent 休み時間 crying our eyes about over this book because my friend had all of us read it.

I know there were a few others, but I can't remember what they're called 😭 I don't even know what to google so I can find them. I'll definitely let you know if I remember anything else.

I'm also studying kanji! I attended a Japanese school every Saturday, so I do know most of the kanji. I can read it just fine to survive everyday in Japan and read books. And if I don't know how to read it, I can use context clues to figure it out. But writing them is definitely a lot harder for me! It's easy to get away with not writing them because we have cell phones and computers to type them out on (I always have my cell phone in hand when writing in Japanese to see how to write the kanji), but I have a couple of 漢字検定 workbooks that are around 六級 and 七級, that I've been slowly working through to brush up on my ability. I want to be able to write them! And my Japanese handwriting is atrocious so I've been practicing them too. When I go to Japan next, whenever that may be, I'm definitely planning on buying several kanji workbooks all the way from elementary school level to high school level so I can practice. And the ones for elementary school kids look really fun, so...

Let me know if you have any reccs for me too. I'm always so overwhelmed at bookstores to make a purchase because they all look so good!

Also I have this very good link for watching バラエティー番組　for free without subscription,,, Let me know if you want it. I love watching them.

[ari-shipping-stuff]

Emercury Week 2020

Day One - Partners

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@emercuryweek

i'm kind of late?? but tbh these ship weeks are going to be the end of me. i just know it. not that i want to stop tho

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There was barely any light in the warehouse. It was to the point that it hurt Emerald's eyes to find one. But they didn't have much of a choice. Their closest possible place to rest and hide while on the run was there. No working lights, and too many candles would draw too much unwanted attention.

Emerald yawned, forcing her eyes open. Just why did she ask to take first watch instead of Cinder? She chastised herself on that decision. Of course, she was happy to serve Cinder with favors like this. But a nap sounded pretty good right about then.

Clink—

The sound caught Emerald off guard. As well as the hushed cursing that followed.

It took Emerald an approximate minute to remember, but then it hit her. Mercury. She let out a quiet sigh of relief, glad she didn't have to fight anything while she was this sleepy.

Where was he anyway?

Clink—

Emerald shook her head, relief shifting into mild annoyance. Judging from the sound of falling gears, he probably screwed up trying to fix his legs.

Time to follow the cursing.

It's only been a week since the day they recruited him. In front of his house set to fire and the battered corpse of his father (the initial recruit). Mercury's legs were injured to the point of no recovery, yet he remained standing. Well, as much standing as he could physically pull off.

Emerald would never admit it, but she had a large amount of respect for him. He was clearly a formidable opponent.

At the end of the hall, she spotted an open door and dim orange light spilling out of it.

"Guess I found him then.."

Clank—!

"Ah, mcfuck nuggets."

What Emerald would admit though, was that most of the time, he was a big, annoying baby.

She peeked into the room from the doorframe. And there he was; his form tinted like a sunset in the candlelight.

Emerald sighed through her nose, seeing that his leg rolled to a farther corner of the room.

"Need any help?" she deadpanned.

Mercury flinched, looking up. A scowl painted his face upon seeing her.

"Could you not?"

Emerald snorted, leaning her side against the doorframe.

"If that's how it is, you'll be getting no help from me."

Mercury looked away. He shifted his position so he was facing the direction of his fallen leg. "Yeah. Don't need it."

"Uh huh, keep going."

Mercury looked at the prosthetic. It was just within arm's reach. He blinked at it for a second, as if realizing that he might not actually be able to reach that far. But there was no way he was letting her see that he needed her help. She was already smug and full of herself without the ego boost.

But then again, with his other foot deactivated and unable to work without the other.. He didn't have many options. So the hard way it was.

Awkwardly, he bent forward, keeping one hand on his knee to keep himself steady. His fingertips managed to brush against the heel, bringing a slight smirk to his face.

Hah. Who's the idiot now—

And he pushed it.

Mercury froze. Then reached further, trying to get a hold of it again. His efforts were worse than futile though, since every time he could actually get it, it just rolled away.

"You're not messing with my head to make fun of me, are you?"

Emerald raised a brow. "Hey, I'm not that brutal!"

Mercury sighed through his nose, eyeing her suspiciously. After a few beats, he turned away and went back to the leg.

Emerald rolled her eyes, walking over and picking up the prosthetic. She turned it over in her hands, observing it.

"Okay, that's enough, give it back!" Mercury exclaimed.

"Hush, child, it hasn't been five seconds."

He muttered a curse under his breath, propping his elbow on his knee to lean on.

Emerald finally looked up at him.

"Not entirely finished, I'm guessing?" she tilted her head. "I mean, I'm no expert, but there isn't much to cover the insides yet. Right?"

She looked away for a second. When she looked back, she held the leg out for him to take.

"Though, I gotta say. It's pretty cool. Even like this." she added.

Mercury gave her a questioning look, then hesitantly took back his foot. He turned it around in his hands and checked the inside. As if she could've messed with it somehow. Then he looked at her again.

Emerald raised her eyebrows in a question.

"Did you hit your head or something?" Mercury asked.

"Excuse me?"

"Do you owe me or something? Did Cinder tell you to do it?"

"Owe you? What are you talking about?"

"Why are you being so.." he drew out the silence, realizing just how awkward this conversation would be. ".. Nice?"

Emerald snorted, a grin lingering. "What? Dude. I literally just gave you back your foot. What do you take me for? Some brat? What would I even do with your foot?"

Her snickers grew as she spoke. Mercury's annoyed yet flustered look didn't help him at all. He just earned long fits of laughter.

But he watched her closely, noticing her eyes tear up from how hard she was laughing. Her hand clutched her stomach until it dissolved into slow giggles.

It was refreshing to see her smile like this. Usually, she'd flash him looks of annoyance or confusion. Or smug amusement when she beats him at anything. But honestly, he wanted her to smile like this much more often.

Emerald dabbed at her tears, wiping them away. She still had a grin plastered to her face.

"Though, honestly, I think we should start actually liking each other." she said.

"Why?"

She rolled her eyes. "Because, dumbass. We're partners now. And if we don't get at each other's throats every five seconds, I think we'd actually work nicely together."

Mercury stared at her, like it was a new concept to 'work as friends'.

Then she smiled again, and he suddenly didn't find the idea so bad.

"You need help with that leg? My shift's almost over, and it'll be your turn."

Mercury considered, but shook his head.

Emerald shruged. "Alright, then. I'll meet you downstairs."

"Yeah."

"See ya, partner."

Mercury looked up and watched her leave.

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hope you enjoyed the oneshot lmao

— ari

[punkscowardschampions]

Bea & Lola & Ronnie & Charlie

1st attempt at group chat style

Bea: Celebrations are in order! Who's in and where do we start? Lola: Hell yeah count me in! 🎉 pre-game at ours if we're stocked? 🍸💊 Ronnie: Finally ditched the freckled dead weight, yeah? I'll drink to that Charlie: Lmao Charlie: We were good last time I checked but if not sounds like princess is in the treating mood, yeah? 😉 Good news all 'round Bea: Since when do you need a reason? 🤔 but I got a first, if you must know Bea: I'll be round in a bit then, save me some, Lola talking specifically to you now, know a losing battle when I see one Ronnie: since we ain't all getting bankrolled by the student loan. fitzy that's where you're wrong bitch we out Lola: Yes girl! 🤗 I got you and will be keeping suitable 💊 from the mouths of these babes 😏 Congrats on being a brainbox confirmed too btw Lola: if someone ☝ stayed outta my stuff we're good 🤞 Ronnie: fuck you. sharing's caring Bea: says THE most selfish one in this chat ok Bea: and thanks Lo 😘 Ronnie: get off my tits princess Charlie: even the club drugs??? why you been doing them alone in the middle of the day you nutter 😂 ah well Lola: They were mine and I took them Thursday 👍 Bea: tits, where??? Charlie: children please! there's always a dealer with a dick to suck, we don't need to eat each other quite yet, chill out or you need some of that too Charlie: Christ Ronnie: on it, no complaints outside of this chat like Charlie: He'll be devvo its not me 😕 Ronnie: if I was scoring from big dom then yeah but like fuck am I going that far for you cunts Lola: he asked me if I wanted a free tat last time I went 😕 looking to branch out or just touch my body with needles? No way to know Bea: God, Lola, do not ⛔ its free hepatitis is what it is, Charlie already dicing with death there 😷 Grotty Ronnie: fuck it they're treatable 'cept for A Ronnie: shit at drawing though so forget that like Bea: 🙄 well then, go ahead and catch 'em all like pokemon, aim for those mid-grades though, over-achieving will get you 💀 Ronnie: reckon its too late for that. he's sound though 'cept this art on my arm looking like a dog's dick Ronnie: all I got from him Lola: have you even shown me that? 👀 viewing party tonight too please Charlie: Didn't think that was your thing Lolly? As long as it's attached to a dog you're into it? 😵 alright our kid 😬 Lola: Shut your gob Charlie! 🖕 Bea: you WANT to be insulted, masochist 💘 if it was decent it wouldn't match the rest, man knows your aesthetic if nothing else Charlie: 😂 soz babe Ronnie: fuck off and get a tramp stamp you sket Bea: good one 👍 bitter you won't get to see Ronnie: nah I'm bitter that he hasn't written that cunt's name on you yet. guarantees a break up like Bea: Whoever could you be talking about? You're so unclear about your feelings, so mysterious Lola: guys this is not a party atmosphere! I wanna wreck my head in a good way Lola: Calm the tits you both have please Charlie: Agreed, now everyone say thank you to Ronnie for going on the drugs run Charlie: THANK YOU RONNIE 💖 Ronnie: what happened to not eating me out fitz? you strike out last night or what? Lola: I'll say it when I get my share not before 😏 Charlie: I'm trying to create a party atmosphere, silly bitch Charlie: What says party better than oral? Ronnie: we haven't had an orgy for ages, miss me that much yeah? Bea: only domestics these days, init? Charlie: not in front of the children, please Lola: 🤒 Lola: thanks for the mental scars Ronnie: any time Bea: Well, you've really brought me down Bea: Get a better night out if I stayed here, saying something 🙄 Ronnie: knock you down if you want Bea: I was asking for a good time, not necessarily in pissing myself at you trying but if that's all you've got, babe Ronnie: this bitch Bea: Yeah, I am. Lola: 😂 you two kill me Charlie: so much unresolved sexual tension Charlie: its getting to us all Charlie: sort it out lads Lola: speak for yourself ✌ Ronnie: she couldn't turn me on if her boyfriend's life depended on it you filthy scrote Ronnie: porn hub's here for you lad, use it Bea: Oh, please. You're never off, out here panting like a dog. Bea: And you can dream on too, Charlie. NEVER going to happen. Ronnie: something to fucking agree on Ronnie: around you I'm dead below the waist cheers for that Ronnie: like im on ket Charlie: You both know it will 🌈😍🎆 and it will be magical Bea: Welcome. Perhaps you could use the moments of clarity to do something with your life. Ronnie: I'm scoring for you right now princess so go fuck yourself Bea: One for the CV, I'm sure. Bea: If you thought I was thanking you, or going down on you...I'd be quicker to get my own. 👑 remember? Get it flown in from Columbia before that Ronnie: get your fucking own then Ronnie: i asked for neither that's fitzys wet dream Bea: Always quick to martyr yourself Bea: No one asked you to go get the gear Bea: and you took it all in the first place so; what's your issue here? Ronnie: fuck you Ronnie: you're a cunt that's every day's issue Lola: 🤦 Bea: Are you TRYING to make Charlie cum in his pants? Bea: Take that shit private, I've told you both I'm not interested Bea: What, not room for two in this town? Ronnie: no need to try he's pulling himself off as we speak Bea: Well, always nice when they essentially do the job themselves when you're past your prime, I imagine Charlie: I'm ignoring you both, is what I'm doing Charlie: You're both clearly blobbing so we'll save the idea for another day Charlie: Damn 😏 Lola: 🙄 Lola: Charlie I raised you better than that! Charlie: What?! Did you see how cunty the lone rangers were being Charlie: and I say ONE thing Lola: period bants are so 20 years ago boy Lola: know better Lola: Just cos they don't have any idea how to play nice Lola: that's old too Charlie: Who said its bants? Speculation 'bout the state of their knickers if nothing else Charlie: also, I add, probs in a twist Charlie: ba-dum-tss Ronnie: get your head outta my crotch for 5 seconds lad christ Charlie: 🐶 Ronnie: get your red wings from that bitch, just be prepared to be disappointed like, princess talks a good game but that's it like Bea: Yet here you are, all mouth. Bea: Both of you stop projecting your creepy shit, thanks Lola: everyone stop this shit or I bounce, thanks 👌 Lola: I could have a better party on my own at this point Bea: Agreed Bea: I'm staying here, see you around Lo Charlie: Ughhhhhhhhh Charlie: Guys no Lola: Laters then B xx Charlie: I'll even miss the chance to be 'insensitive' and tell you to kiss and make up, alright? Charlie: We're all bored, obvs, we need a party Charlie: Everyone suck it up, we can split up after pre-drinks, so what does it matter Lola: Fine, one more chance 😌 don't fuck it up Lola: Bea you in? Charlie: Ronaldo? Bea: Yeah, whatever Ronnie: suck a dick charlie I was never out Charlie: Well...with that confusing display of enthusiasm, we're back on! Bea get your fine ass on that train, we'll sort the rest between us Charlie: Everyone happy? Lola: 😁 Ronnie: 🖕 Bea: Nothing and no one's bringing me down 💋