cold--peeets

[cold--peeets]

Deffo an assholr

aita if I cancel on my plans with my roommate / adversary in life without telling them and leave them to sit alone for an hour plus because im too busy playing Minecraft with my mpreg friends also I said I would do the dishes but I didn't do them also I just show up an hour late and say "oh don't worry I'm here :)" as if all they have to do tonight is watch a show with me and not be literally in midterms in college also I touch their asparagus without asking because I can't help but Virgo any situation I walk into, aita or no

@cold--peeets what do you think about this

[cold--peeets]

Today's Seal Is: Um. What The

[cold--peeets]

Holy shit

aaron paul has done more for the lgbts by playing jesse pinkman and doing his weird little photoshoots with bryan cranston than harry styles and taylor swift combined

[cold--peeets]

AMY GIRLIE WITH MORE THAN 15 PLUSHIES SHOULD OWN A TRIWING SCREWDRIVER!!! NO EXCEPTIONS 😞

[cold--peeets]

This must have been what twilight was like when app those vampires went to washington 🐺

biting someone's muzzle is a love language

[cold--peeets]

My gay ass subconscious really said "Divine Trinity" and evenly distributed the 3 roasted garlic cloves I made into my lunches this week. Like calm down 🧄💫

[cold--peeets]

Sorry for the typo, it's hampster dance like I thought. Autocorrect amirite??

Mayhaps I'll listen to the hamster dance for 1527 minutes today. 🐹

[cold--peeets]

Mayhaps I'll listen to the hamster dance for 1527 minutes today. 🐹

[cold--peeets]

I guess there big again now... Where are my glasses??

[cold--peeets]

I'm out here on the highway casting spells. They are not working but I'm trying my best. #roadrage

[cold--peeets]

I could throw this man 54 yards, rip toot you but I'm different

[cold--peeets]

the tummy situation is in fucking shambles

[cold--peeets]

So sad the education kids get today

1116747111202

[cold--peeets]

[cold--peeets]

[cold--peeets]

ふわふわとした☁️ https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce8P9sLBvEW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[cold--peeets]

Really needed this today