#one of the most homoerotic comics ive ever read

[lazaruspiss]

why would i ever care about modern dc's vampire hulabaloo when The Search For Ray Palmer: Red Rain already exists. be for real

[red-might-be-dead]

hello hi here to force strange thoughts into your brain once again, this time about jrwi (wow who could’ve guessed)

been thinking about this for a little but it’s basically what i think some campaigns would be if not podcasts, i haven’t listened to some of the older ones so i’m sorry they’re not on here :(( if you have any ideas feel free to add them btw :DD

RIPTIDE!!!!! - really long animated series

not an anime though, no matter how much grizzly wants it, it would be an animation style where the characters could have very clearly different nose, face and body shapes, really pushing my riptide nose agenda here sorry, each episode would be like 20-40 minutes long and instead of coming out in seasons there would be massive gaps in between episodes, from 2-6 months long, to leave time for writers and animators to get stuff done (massive team of animators btw, i feel like it would be pretty successful)

PRIME DEFENDERS!! - comics

literally nothing else they could be, just really well made, well performing comics (i’ve already talked about this before you can stalk my talk tag if you really want to find it lmao), the comic company making them would be keeping well away from movies n shit btw

APOTHEOSIS!!! - i wasn’t really sure about this one to be honest

i had to ask my friend and she said anime which i don’t agree with but i can see it, i think maybe a short book series where each book is 150 - 300 pages and is about a different god they have to kill/a different episode, i think that works but if anyone has any better ideas please tell me :D!!

BLOOD IN THE BAYOU!!! - i hate to say it, i really do…

bitb would be a really long really good 80s horror book with strong homoerotic undertones, a satisfied fanbase and lots of active members in the community making fan comics, films, writing, theories and art ect… until well after the book came out……….. and then it would be made into the most egregious and awful live action movie you have ever seen, the most awful casting (like chris pratt as officer dudes….. throws up) and even worse sfx, oh yeah and the characters would be ruined and the story would become so butchered it wouldn’t make sense, they would do some shit like cut out becky so kian just kisses some random lady (removing both a really good and well written character and a layer of kian’s character that i think is super important) and make rolan really be an evil bug spy the whole time so rand has to kill him to save the town also add in a whole new sub plot that never existed like the rand family is secretly a long line of bug alien hunters or something fucking stupid like that and the entire fanbase would murder whoever thought re-writing the story was a good idea (ahaha can you tell ive been through something like this before ahahaha, character morals and motives being removed and whatnot ahahahhahahaha.)

anyways………

THE SUCKENING!!! - live action series

it would be well made though, unlike the bitb movie it would be its own original thing, have great makeup and effects also be well casted and well shot, well written, ect ect, it would bloody and gory and not suitable for people who can’t handle showing bones and organs all over everywhere, lots of shitty rip off merch would be made though and the fandom would be 99% gay little freaks (normal suckening enjoyers) and 1% homophobic straight white men who get mad whenever they see soda and emizel having gay sex on screen or whatever fag shit that biting thing was

again feel free to add your thoughts and ideas and shit in the reblogs it would be nice to read them :DD!!

[catholic-character-tournament]

Round 3 - Catholic Character Tournament

Propaganda below ⬇️

Pope Pinion IV (Cars)

HELLO. IT IS I. THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY ITALIAN TOURNEY. PLEASEPLEASE PUT HIM IN THERE WAS SO MUCH POPE DISCOURSE ON MY ACC AND HE WAS SOLOED IN THE FIRST ROUND BY LUIGI😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 PLEASE AVENGE HIMMMM

The existence of Catholicism in the Cars universe implies that there was (or at least there was believed to be) a car Jesus who died for the cars’ sins, and I for one would like to see how a car gets crucified or sins. I guess the blood/wine here would be gasoline, but what would the body/bread be? How did they sit at the last supper? What is the layout of car church? How does a car build a church? Do other human religions exist in the cars universe? How does a goddess with the body of a human and the head of a cat translate to a car? Do Buddhist cars rein-car-nate? Do cars have souls?

he lost the italian character tournament, he will win here

Eddie (tw mentions of suicide)

He meets Venom (the alien goo parasite that inhabits his body) in a church. Eddie is depressed and about to end his life and just before he does it goes to church and prays to God to forgive him because suicide is… y’know, a sin. Anyway Venom possesses him and saves his life and they have a crazy relationship/love story and the stained glass window in that church becomes important symbolism for them <3 He is the most catholic man ever

Admittedly, most of Eddie's insanity has little to do with Catholicism, he's just a deranged weirdo (affectionate) but he was suicidal once and went to a church to ask forgiveness before killing himself. That's where he met the symbiote and their relationship has parallels to both marriage and religion.

Listen listen he is the epitome of Catholic trauma. He’s got the angst. The repression. The je ne sais quoi. His whole story is basically very dependant on churches if that makes any sense. Like he tried to kill himself in a church and that’s when he bonded with the symbiote. They stopped a symbiote invasion by fu̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ crying out in agony in a church. EDDIE AND VENOM GOT MARRIED IN CANON IN THE CHURCH WHERE THEY MET. He also has so many breakdowns in churches and we love that for him.

He meets Venom in a church and has a lot of religious moments connected to Venom. They also sort of get married in the church they met at? It's gay. Eddie is catholic and in a committed relationship with an alien and it's gay.

(Cw suicide mention) He's canonically Catholic and has such a funky (read: kinda fucked up) relationship with it. When his life fell apart he went to a church to pray for forgiveness for the sin of committing suicide and to ask God to kill spiderman i think but then before he could actually do anything an alien came down and connected with him (in a gay way) and he was like "are you an angel". Also his sense of morality is totally fucked, its like "if you've done something bad once you deserve to die" and I like to think that's related to the specific brand of Catholicism

killed a cop in church (amazing spider-man 1963 comic, issue 300), had a homoerotic rebonding moment with his symbiote in church (venom: planet of the symbiotes comic), asked jesus to carry out a hit on former coworker peter parker (spider-man 3 movie)

Propaganda for Eddie Brock. The most Catholic guy ever.

[babygirldennis]

Oh my godddddd

[swimfuel]

have any fav davekat tropes??

oh very much so yeah

the classic meteorstuckisms/friends of convenience learn about one another on a deeper level/you know what i mean will always hold a very warm place in my heart like YES they come a dime a dozen YES i am collecting said dimes in those little coin paper roll up things im sorry i dont do it on purpose

i think i saw this on twitter or on here at some point but i will never stop thinking about twitter leftist karkat vs crypto bro dave like oh my god OH MY GODDDDDD😭😭😭😭😭

i dont know if ive seen this anywhere yet but letterboxd review meetcute>>>>>>

huge fan of superhero/mutant/superpower humanstucks in general and the davekat ones also inevitably hit like a truck

they are so great in my dubiously humanstuck au but that is for me to post about on tumblr in vague terms just to never actually draw

this is just a human/alien thing in general but i just really like it when [insert alien] thinks [trait human think as normal/take for granted but doesnt really exist for said aliens] is insanely cool.... can you tell that dimple comic crossed my dash again LIKE SORRY IM CORNY.............

YOU KNOW THAT ONE SCENE IN FAILURE TO LAUNCH WHEN THEYRE MAKING FUN OF DAVES GAGS FROM WHEN HE WAS 13. MORE OF THAT

the slight gilmoregirls roryparisisms of opinions column karkat being forced to pair with photog dave for the school paper

karkat to me feels like a bio major who doesnt want to go into medicine. a living oxymoron

i think well intentioned but ultimately overstepping and tunnelvisioned matchmaker karkat is the funniest shit ever AND THEN HE ROPES DAVE INTO HIS BULLSHIT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

i read this alpha universe davekat and rosemary thing once that was SOOOO fucking good but idk if i could find it again

i know ive mentioned this on here before but i cant stop thinking about dirk and kankri having fucked ONCE (and a half apparently) off at college and its the most embarassing moment of both their lives and then kankri comes home for thanksgiving break and daves staying with the lalondes for his last year of high school and he cant for the life of him tell why his brother spits out his drink at the sight of rose's homoerotic rival's annoying friend's somehow more annoying brother arriving late because he was lecturing a random motorcyclist he'd almost ran over with his red 2012 honda civic on the way to the lalonde house. cue dave and karkat locking eyes in one horrible moment of realization as the night drags on. it progresses from there

[daedalusdavinci]

welp, lets do this. 1, 5, 7, 10,, 23, 14, 15, qne 12. this could be for dc but u can choose any fandom u want <3

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send me a salty ask (if there are any left to send)

What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?

you said dc so ill say in the circles ive found myself in i simply do not get dickb*bs, dickr*y, or j*ykyle. i kind of hate dickb*bs? maybe i havent read enough comics w them, but idk, i just dont like it. d*ckroy is like. i read outsiders, and i just didnt see it, im sorry. the most ive ever liked them was in the teen titans animated show. i want to like j*ykyle and ive liked a lot of the stuff ive seen on tumblr, but i think i just like them as like homoerotic enemies type of dynamic and not as like, the gushy sweet stuff most people tend to write about them. ALSO scr*ddler. i dont get scr*ddler at all im just not sure what people like about it??

but idk like ive said i havent read that many comics yet and it could just be bc of that!!

5. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?

answered!

7. Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?

yeah lol. less so w other fandoms but within the hs fandom there are a lot of things that just arent any fun anymore. to give a milder example i used to rlly like feferi and gamzee and a couple other various characters but i dont rlly like them anymore bc of how ppl talk abt them in fandom spaces

10. Most disliked arc? Why?

i hate hate hate the scarlet arc for jasons preboot run. i HATE scarlet. the whole thing is such a mess i mean youve got whatever the fuck was up w jasons hair youve got the pillhead youve got pr*f p*g (censored bc i hate him and not bc of tags) i mean its just generally like one of my least favorite jason comics ever written. they also literally retcon scarlets backstory the second time she appears. like IMMEDIATE retcon its so fucking stupid i hate it

12. Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

ive heard that a lot of people dont like hush for riddler, but its genuinely one of my favorite comics for him. i feel like it really showcases his brilliance and the way how he challenges batman on an intellectual level thats really interesting and a little darker in a way that i actually enjoyed! it feels very holmes/moriarty and i love them when theyre like that

14. Unpopular opinion about your fandom?

the batman fandom and the hs fandom hate themselves so much there arent rlly any hot takes lmfao. but the pjo fandom is ridiculously ableist and no one talks about it

15. Unpopular opinion about the manga/show?

i liked hs2 and the epilogues and thats about as unpopular as it gets in terms of homestuck opinions

23. Unpopular character you love?

umm lol. hs and batman again are like. every characters got a fan following so theres not rlly anything unpopular to like there. but pjo its definitely alabaster omg. hes niche for sure but i looooved him i was obsessed shoutout to the n*cobaster gang we were delusional but we were so sexy