#one of the many inviting gaps in the celibacy bark i will burrow into like a beetle and exploit for fanfiction purposes

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everything i've said about hating (or, more accurately, not giving a flying fuck about) out-of-universe Word Of God amendments to a work of fiction by the creatives involved in its development DOES NOT APPLY to william christopher saying father mulcahy was "more or less" celibate. that gets a pass from me because it is (1) enticingly vague and therefore (2) extremely funny. (slams my gavel down on my desk so hard it knocks my fountain pen stand over)