#one of the kanji in hitoya’s name could read prison and one eye is jyushi with that hair of his lol

[akkivee]

vrmmorpg round 2 was fun lmao:

samatoki is a swordsman, sasara is a street performer, and jakurai is a dark magician

samatoki spawns in a kingdom that’s also running an event that requires a party of three. he intended to call juto and rio when—

sasara ran up to him!!!!!!! greeted him and everything!!!!!

sasara says it must be fate that they met up in game like this so they should team up!!!! samatoki’s down, it’d be better than teaming up with randos anyway

sasara comments it’s been a while since they teamed up together and samatoki agrees with a small fond smile i am here for this drama-less mcd reunion y’all!!!!!

they still need a third member tho so sasara was about to call up his partner when—

sensei!!!!!

only good vibes out here as samatoki sasara and jakurai form a party

over on the other side tho, the vibes ain’t so hot lol ramuda has made it his mission to rile kuukou up because his reactions are funny lmao

they complete a quest for an item that will evolve ramuda into his final form!!!! we got to see ichiro and kuukou briefly fight together, kuukou has a special move called “Wind Style: One Eyed Wind Inprisonment”

ramuda came in clutch tho with his special skill called “Eternia Splendore” that prevents him from taking hits and a special move called “La Verita Il Cello”

On team white’s end, they complete a quest for sasara to evolve!!! in order to do so, sasara needed to perform in front of 100,000 people. both samatoki and jakurai were shook by that amount but jakurai thought it’d be fine since they were a team

thus, sasara, samatoki and jakurai formed a three man comedy team called “Medical Yakuza Hompo”

complete with osaka accents between the three of them lmao

sasara evolved from “street performer” into “wise man”!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!!!!!!!

anyway, all is said and done with everybody evolved and team red and team white are chosen as their kingdoms’ representative

obviously that means a battle lol

ramuda comments that jakurai’s evolved form is a “Great Soul Necromancer” (lit: great dead spirit magician”)

the 1v1 are as you’d expect: ichi vs sama, ramu vs jaku, kuu vs sasa

kuukou: i guess that leaves that third rate comedian to me sasara: kuukou!!! i heard that!!!! who’re you callin’ third rate??? kuukou: who else but you bitch???? 😈

everyone releases their final moves!!!!!

ichiro: Two Heaven’s Own Secret Technique: Heaven Piercing Twin Blades

samatoki: End of History

ramuda: Meteora Tempest

jakurai: Forbidden Arts: Dead Soul Revival

kuukou: Sky Technique: Nothingness of Sky

sasara: Dimension Distortion

however the game crashes lmao

everyone expressed their disappointment at the anticlimactic finish

ichiro intends to play with his bros tho!!!! samatoki understands how juto got hooked on the game lol ramuda has enough material to work on his project and as did sasara, who plans to play with rosho and rei. the game was fun so kuukou will graciously return jyushi’s game to him lol

the end card has sasara thanking samajaku for performing with him!!!! jakurai says he had fun and samatoki says he would not do that a second time lol but in a sense this was his second time performing with sasara—