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platypusisnotonfire · 5 months ago
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Me, laying on the floor measuring my ribs: hey are you missing any organs
My coworker: did you just ask me if I’m missing any organs?!?!?
Me: perfectly normal thing to ask your coworker, answer me.
Him: no but I’d like to know where I could sell some
Me: same honestly
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