#one of my friends said the first time I listed the things they took outt
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Me, laying on the floor measuring my ribs: hey are you missing any organs
My coworker: did you just ask me if I’m missing any organs?!?!?
Me: perfectly normal thing to ask your coworker, answer me.
Him: no but I’d like to know where I could sell some
Me: same honestly
#broke millennials and gen z’s#if I had any organs left that weren’t actively keeping me alive there are times I’ve considered it#they’ve taken so many of my organs already#the weirdest thing??? still have an appendix.#the one thing that is pretty much useless by todays science#probably in a few decades they’ll be like hey that’s super important for xyz#but regardless#it’s the one ‘useless’ organ I still have while they have taken six other organs out of me that actually had a purpose#but were severely diseased or otherwise not serving mee#one of my friends said the first time I listed the things they took outt#she was like no wonder you’re so skinny there’s literally nothing left in there#they took it all out#do you have any organs left?
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