#one of em was named jacksepticeye

[thechaoticfoxx]

a creeper killed all of my dogs :(

[toph3r-marshmell00w]

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Hewo!! ☆

I'm topher! I also go by toph, tophie or marshmellow :33 I'm a British, scemo, furry artist! Also a self proclaimed, nerd and geek! I will post my art, reblog, moodboards, random opinions, maybe even use this blog as a little journal! Another thing, I am the biggest tophfucius shipper, I will defend them with my life 🙏

My pronouns are he/thon/they/ze/xe + any neos ^^ do NOT use she/her or it/it's on me. It makes me incredibly uncomfortable.

I am genderfluid + xenos! I am pansexual as well as aegosexual!! :3 I am ambiamorous ^w^

I am in many fandoms, for example we haveeee my fav rn, clone high!! Then we have others like fbacc, fnaf, yfm, eddsworld, sandersides, furry, vocaloid, total drama(minor), MLP, South Park, SML, Invader Zim, FRED figglehorn, welcome home(minor), super Mario, smiling friends, hunter x hunter, rick and Morty(minor), tally hall, horrible histories, football (+ 442oons, I'm also a Bayern Munich supporter!!:33), and probably more I can't remember!! XD But I'll mostly be posting about clone high!! ^^

If you'd like to play games with me, I'm up 4 it but i don't play roblox (srry roblox players) , I used to but I'm more interested in minecraft ^w^ I play both java and bedrock! :DD

My music taste mostly consists of scene music of course as well as emo! Sometimes I like to listen to hyperpop, rock, metal, fangame/fandom music, music boxes(mostly the fnaf music boxes), game soundtrack, vocaloid, music from the old internet and sometimes weird al!! :DD I also have a soft spot for shakira (aka my wife/hj <33)

WHOOP WHOOP!! I'm also a juggalo! :33 my fav song from ICP is confederate flag! ^_^

I have quite a few favorite youtubers! These include, FRED (ofc) , memeulous, Danny Gonzalez, drew gooden, Kurtis Conner, tomska, markiplier, jacksepticeye, saberspark, Flamingo, one topic, TUV, messyourself, imallexx, willNE, James marriott and MUCH more!

I am very very VERY interested in history, I love it so much! Everything from the stone age to the 2010s! I love it!! I do hours of research, make powerpoints, factfiles, read about it etc!

I am also quite interested in things like world cups (precisely the 2014 world Cup), Maned wolves and lop bunnies, graphic novels and space! I love doing research about them and picking up random facts + key info about them! If anyone would like to hear me ramble about em please dm I AM BEGGINGGGG <33 I'll also listen to you ramble aswell :33

In total, I have 6 collections: badges/pins, posters, plushies, figures, stickers and cans! ^^

Other random stuffffzz!!

I'm a multi shipper and I ship like anything except proships :3 Though for clone high, I don't really like joanabe, Joanfk, candidworth, jfgogh (I don't get this ship I'm sorry) and harrucius (I mean it's cute but it's just not 4 me ^_^) My fav ships are tophfucius, tophabe(pls don't bully me 😭), joanrriet, Vanceaser, jfabe, butlertron x scudworth (I dunno the ship name 😔), kahlopatra, tommatt, paultryck, poly Martians, scutters (Scott malkinson x butters, one of my fav rarepairs <33), tophdi, jfucius, harold x leshawna, harold x Ezekiel, Ezekiel x Justin, Noah x Cody and like so much more ships that I can't even remember TwT

I'm a copinglink! My copinglinks are topher bus(CH), benatar (YFM) and tom(EW)!! Copinglinks are a coping mechanism to deal with stress, trauma, or other issues by identifying as someone / something knowingly, willingly, and actively! :3

Kinlist!! :

Top kins: Topher bus, Gandhi(CLONEHIGH!!) , pip pirrup, benatar, puff puff, tom (EW), Confucius(CLONEHIGH!!), pinkie pie and Heidi Turner!!

kins: Matt, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, axel chains, joan of arc(CLONE HIGH SEASON 1), van Gogh(CLONEHIGH!!), JFK(again CLONE HIGH!!), stan marsh, Cody and harold(TD) and Kyle(fbacc)!!

Forgot to mention but Im a shifter :3 (current DR is clone high :D)

OHHH ANDDDDD my birthday is 27th Feb! ^^ so erm that's cool :DD

Here's some of my art!

BOUNDARIES AND DNI LIST‼️

DNI LIST!

・basic DNI criteria (homophobes, transphobes racists, ped0s etc)

・PROSHIPPERS AND COMSHIPPERS.

・People who ship irl people.. That's just weird.

・people who bully/send death threats over ships..

・Anti-xenogenders.

・n@z1s

・ableists

・People I know irl.

・AI artists

・anti-furrys

BOUNDARIES!

・ Idm how old you are, you can interact but if you are above the age of 21 please don't dm me or become close. I have bad experience with people 20+ but idm if they interact or reblog or whatever just as long as they don't try to get close.

・I AM A MINOR‼️ please be aware of that when talking to me.

・If you need someone to talk to/vent to I'm here! ^^ but please ask before venting. Also remember that I am not a therapist and I won't be able to respond to all your vents. Another thing, don't just use me to vent. I'm not your own personal therapist that will help you with your problems :/ if venting is all you want to do with me then you are blocked.

・ do NOT use fem terms on me. Only masc or gender neutral :3

・I have a fear of ladybugs/ladybirds. Please do not bring them up or send photos of them or anything like that, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable, unsafe, anxious and very scared.

・As an artist, I do not like people reposting my art on other apps. I don't care if credit is given i am still incredibly uncomfortable. If you'd like to use my art for a profile picture or anything as such (like that'll ever happen) please ask :)

・DO NOT STEAL OR TRACE MY ART.

Thank you so much 4 reading!! I hope i can make some friends or mutuals! :DD

I hope everyone has a wonderful day/night!! Remember to stay hydrated and take care of yourself <33 love y'all!!/p :33

[detective-writes]

Introduction and (future) Masterpost!

Hello! My name is Rayx and I decided to revamp a dead sideblog to be something I wanted to try! Here you will find writing but it'll be from requests (either sent in the inbox or DMs)! I will have anon on in but it will be turned off if y'all don't behave.

What I will write, what fandoms I write for, and what I won't write for is under the cut!

Brief DNI: TERFs, H//rry P//tter fans, bigots, prosh//ppers,

Fandoms I'll write for:

Star Wars (The Clone Wars TV show, The OG trilogy, and the recent movies mostly. I have yet to watch the prequels and haven't finished other media.)

Sherlock (Doyle's, Elementary and BBC's mostly.)

Hitman 2016

Hannibal

Fablehaven

Lockwood & CO

Heavy Rain

Red Dead Redemption

Undertale (and any AUs that aren't NSFW)

Supernatural (I haven't watched the finale so please don't spoil anything)

Ace Attorney

Detroit Become Human

Venom (I haven't watched the second movie yet)

Legend of Zelda (I haven't played/watched Tears of the Kingdom)

My Hero Academia (I didn't watch all of it but I watched enough to get an understanding of characters)

Markiplier and Jacksepticeye Egos (is that still the term?)

AFK Arena

More to be added

Fandoms I might write for:

Danganronpa (I've only watched gameplay of THH though)

Attack on Titan

Death Note

Gravity Falls (I'm on the last season but haven't finished)

Rick and Morty

Scooby Doo

Love, Nikki

Slashers (it's under a 'maybe' because I'm not too confident in writing the slashers well but willing to try!)

Cookie Run

What I can write:

Character x Character

Character x Reader

Character Headcanons

Ship Headcanons

X Reader Headcanons

Hurt/Comfort

Fluff

Angst

AUs

Specific Tropes (enemies to lovers, "there's only one bed", etc)

What I won't write:

NSFW (I have a sideblog [ @detective4sideblog ] where I share my NSFW writing and do take requests. This is going to be a SFW blog.)

Inc//stous Pairings (*looks at SWs Clones in specific)

Adult Character x Underage Character

V//re

Over-the-top violence

Anything relating to self harm

Abusive Relationships (even if it's on par for the pairing, I do not feel comfortable writing that)

Ships I Will Write:

Note: Feel free to ask about any I did not list!

Star Wars:

Codywan (Obi Wan/Cody)

Rexwalker (Anakin/Rex)

Padtine (Satine/Padmé)

Obitine (Satine/Obi Wan)

Anakin/Rex/Padmé

Obi Wan/Satine/Cody

Ploit (Plo Koon/Kit Fisto)

Skysolo (Han Solo/Luke Skywalker)

Finpoe (Poe/Finn)

Poe/Rey/Finn

Most other ships you can think of from SWs, feel free to shoot an ask to make sure!

Sherlock:

Mormor (Sebastian Moran/Jim Moriarty)

Johniarty (John Watson/Jim Moriarty)

Johnastian (John Watson/Sebastian Moran)

Mollrene (Irene Adler/Molly Hooper)

Hooperan (Sebastian Moran/Molly Hooper)

Specifically Victorian Johnlock (John Watson/Sherlock Holmes)

I think that covers everything, though there's others but regardless.

Hitman:

Dianseven (Agent 47/Diana Burnwood)

Hannibal:

Hannigram (Hannibal Lector/Will Graham)

I don't know any other Hannibal ships but feel free to inform me, I'll gladly write for 'em :)

Lockwood & CO:

Locklyle (Anthony Lockwood/Lucy Carlyle)

George/Lucy/Lockwood (is this a ship? Either way, listing it)

Heavy Rain

Jars (Norman Jayden/Ethan Mars)

I might write for Norman/Blake if I like the prompt enough but they aren't my cup of tea. Same goes for Ethan/Madison.

Ethan/Grace (*shrugs*)

RDR

Vandermatthews (Dutch Van Der Linde/Hosea Matthews)

Arthur Morgan/Kiran Duffy (I can't remember their ship name atm)

Charles/Arthur Morgan (I can't remember the shipname again)

Most other pairings you can think of that don't break my "won't write" list :)

Undertale

Sansby (Sans/Grillby)

Burger Guy/Nice Cream Guy

Papyton (Papyrus/Mettaton)

Undyne/Alphys

Soriel (Sans/Toriel)

SPN

Destiel (Castiel/Dean Winchester)

Sabriel (Gabriel/Sam Winchester)

Bobby/Crowley

Like I said, I haven't watched the finale...or much past season 5 or 6 so...yeah.

Ace Attorney

Wrightworth (Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth)

Detective Gumshoe/Phoenix Wright

Maya Fey/Franziska von Karma

Larry Butz/Phoenix Wright

DBH

Reed900 (Gavin Reed/RK-900)

Hankcon (Hank Anderson/Connor)

Markus/Simon

North/Markus

North/Markus/Simon

Venom

The obvious canon Venom/Eddie Brock

LoZ

Zelink (Zelda/Link)

Sidlink (Prince Sidon/Link)

Mipha/Link

Mipha/Zelda

Link/Sheik

Midlink (Midna/Link)

Midna/Zelda

MHA

Honestly anything BUT Midoriya/Bakugo.

Egos

Darkstache (Wilford Warfstache/Darkiplier)

Antiaverage (Antisepticeye/Chase Brody)

Anti/Marvin the Magnificent

Chase Brody/Marvin

Schneeplbro (Doctor Schneeplestein/Chase Brody)

Googleplier/Chase Brody

There's more but I'm forgetting them 😭

AFK Arena

Thane/Baden

Treznor/Nevanthi

Idk any other ships so feel free to request

Masterpost:

Will be updated in the future :)

[abbinurmel]

here is another peculiar yet effective way that I have found to chase the blues or the BRAINFOGS away

So hear me out

You fellas ever watch videodunkey? If you don't, go pick just one video of his to watch, so you get the kinda jist about who he is.

Ok now seriously, stay with me, hold up.

Some of you are gonna like this video. Some of you are gonna find it dumb or annoying. Either reaction equally is okay. No concern if you actively play or like videogames, or you like or dislike this guy's opinion on any game franchise, or if you like HIM, as in the irl guy, or his persona. You do not have to regularly be a fan of his to do this. You can even dislike him if you want. BUT. But. Here is the thing, here is your new amazing coping mechanism tool that I swear totally works at getting me out of my own negative head, whenever I'm in a braindead funk...

You gotta narrate your life, like a game commenter. A stupid ass comedic sort of game commenter. You are reviewing this game, which stars you, the avatar of the main character, but you are also, either out loud, or in thought, gonna pretend you are the guy PLAYING WITH THE CONTROLS. You are not merely talking to yourself, but imagine you're always talking from a safe distance behind a mic and a fourth wall.

And the game, of "Your Name Goes Here", does not have to be *good.* In fact, the more stupid, boringly mundane, broken or confusing the game is, usually the more popular and funnier a videogame review is too. -So every time you just are pulling thru your regular day, even if you screw up or panic, try to remind yourself that this is only a glitchy dollar bin game you randomly picked up. You don't know what each day holds same way a reviewer doesn't know how good or lame their first playthru is. Speak honestly about it and your feelings as you 'play,' exactly how you are feeling and what you are planning to do, moment to moment, like you're just blindly puppeting around the character thru the level.

"I'm gonna make some spaghetti! Here we go...oh, I hafta collect my ingredients first..."

"man my chest hurts, this sucks...I need a recharge. This is so tiresome."

"I can't get this character to do the thing again...jeesh, OOH looky HERE ladies and gentlemen, we found the car keys, YES!

Or you just breathe and think it out in your head and imagine your doofy game nerd is patiently coaxing you on.

"Cmon guy. Make the bed. You can do it. Up. Up we go. Outta bed now. Here we go ye-...yes....uh....ah UP. HERE WE GO, AWRIGHT, THAT'S IT!-"

If you don't wanna use dunkey, use Jacksepticeye or GameGrumps, whoever your favorite gamer reviewer is. Or even better, if you like OC making, then why not invent your own gamer critic nerd persona? Make them as charming or geeky and scummy as you want, they can be like you, or they can be as far fetchedly different as you can imagine, make em be a fat gay octopus, or anime catgirls or aliens from space if you want. It doesn't matter. The idea is to playfully distance yourself without dissociation but total lighthearted IMMERSION into your present moment of life.

Next time that you're arriving into a cloud of melancholic doom, a pointless meandering, a miserable gloomy frustrated tired burnout crapfest; or just another regular day of ADHD braindead funk.... I want you to verbally talk to yourself, or at least mentally, like the character persona of videodunkey does. His voice is too stupid to be taken seriously and that is kind of half the point.

Imagine your day is a crappy little new videogame that this guy or some otyouher doofus is reviewing and trying out. They are there to hawk and support you, show you off and talk you up as a product, but, at end of the day, they might also simultaneously call you out on all of your stupid bullshit flaws- and what's funny about people like dunkey in particular is troll creators like these often both talk insultingly AND ironically AND sincerely in genuine praise of a game ALL AT ONCE IN THE SAME REVIEW. Say whatever you want about him or his videos, the guy might be nice or a total piece of shit for all I could know irl. But, if there is one thing him and his ilk are good at, it is nuance and THAT is fundamentally what you are as a human being. Neither good or bad as a whole, like most games, nuanced. You have times when you as a game work, and times where you glitch and times when you get away with cool cheat codes and times when you grind, you frustratingly grind, you work so hard and get so far but in the end it doesn't even matter... Times when the graphics and the level music are beautiful and sometimes there are levels that they suck, some stages have intensely annoying themes, or a hard water maze that you can't stand, but, maybe you find a treasure chest you will need, to get a cool ability. Every day is a new unique stage. Life is like a videogame, I mean no not in THAT way but...look.

By pretending your life is a game demo with some laidback wacky nerd in the background just nitpicking and praising and mumbling about your daily every move, you start feeling ironically more confident, and accomplished, because you feel both a lot more self aware, and yet a lot less bad about yourself. You realize how *trivial* your failings and mistakes are, how silly and annoying yet sometimes worthwhile it is to both nitpick your every flaw but also NOT take it seriously at all. Cos why should your own actual emotions, or more toxic peers, hold you in the same light? Imperfections are what make these dumb kind of video reviews funny, and what make us human.

Meanwhile, whenever you comment upon your every tiny *victories*, every time you 'beat' a 'high score' by just feeding yourself, doing chores, getting done hard tasks, beating any 'boss 'character (aka positively communicating with that one rude guy at work or your stressful mom) in conversation, you get a win.

*Celebrate* every victory, with 'upgrades and prizes' when you can. Pat yourself verbally on the back, buy a snack, go have a bubble bath or something you enjoy to do. Yor omniscient gamer inner monologue isn't only there to tear you down, they are there to ALSO PRAISE YOU AND HAVE FUN. Even if your persona is a scoundrel!- you can make them have in a snobby bragging gamer voice things to say like "Ooohooo, look I did it you guyshh, you fucks all didn't believe me, but here I am, proving you dicks wrong, YEAHHHUUH!" Be as pompously over the top, or kind and gracious to your audience in your mind as you like. You start to feel this goofy but genuine sense of confidence. Cos the more you treat yourself like you are aren't sucking as a whole abstract, you are just currently are sucking at TODAY'S CURRENT *LEVEL*, your mind starts operating a whole lot more differently. When your day is good, you really start to feel gradually more permanently self-encouraged, cos it has always been now like you pulled off a bigger over arcing success.

🎉👾🌟

Show me all of your game reviewer OCs!!!!

[touyubesposts]

MY NERDY YOUTUBE BLOG

Hey, hi, hello! My name is Devon, I go by He/Him pronouns and I like Youtubers! (All YouTubers. All of them.)

This blog is mostly for a very specific group of people that my brain has hyper-fixated on for a very specific reason. That being:

MARKIPLIER

JACKSEPTICEYE

THOMAS SANDERS

(Possible) Temporary Obsessions

RanbooLive

Escape the Night (Mostly Matpat and Rose’s character ❤️)

Dad Feels

And that reason is:

EGOS/SIDES!

Patton, Chase, Wiford, Remy, Robbie, Eric, I love em all! Right now I just post ideas and silly concepts, but I may also show art and stories and that kind of stuff. (I don’t think my art is that good, but who knows! Someone might like it)

MY DOS AND DON’TS

DO

Ask me about literally anything fandom-wise! It can be about just one of them, it can be about the collective, it can be about how I think they’d interact, it can be anything!

Ask me (pretty much) anything personally! I’d rather no nsfw comments, but besides that ask away!

Tell me about headcanons or story ideas! I love these characters and (almost) any interpretation is a good one!

Request something for me to write/draw! I can’t promise I’ll do it or that it will come out the way you want, but I might! (If I don’t, I’ll probably tell you and give you a reason why)

DON’T

DNI if you are: A racist, a homophobe, a Nazi, a TERF, a sexist, or an anti to the following people above. The last one I’m a bit leaniant on, but all the ones before that DO NOT.

I allow constructive criticism, but not all criticism. Don’t have anything nice to say? Don’t say it!

I hate that I have to say this knowing some weirdos out there, but please... No romantic or sexual RemRom... Just no.

And that's all! I hope you enjoy my blog and have a great day!

[sardonic-the-writer]

━GOOFING OFF

━Tw: None

━Notes: To take your minds off of things <3

━Song: "Birdhouse In Your Soul" By They Might Be Giant

"Honestly Jack, you need to give Chase a break."

A set of eyes flickered over to you at your words, glinting mischievously in the late evening lighting.

"Yea, but then how will I drive myh fans crazy?"

"That's the point!" You threw your hands up with a fake pout one of them grazing a hanging light above. "Don't! Let these poor egos of yours finally have peace!"

The European youtuber known as Jacksepticeye finally turned to fully look at you, playful smile in place as he readjusted a stray pencil from behind his ear.

Both of you had been sitting at the kitchen countertop in his house for a while, going over what you dubbed as "septic ego lore". Papers were scattered over a cool to the touch marble surface, spread out with no rhyme or reason. It was cluttered, but things were staring to fall into place.

Normally Jack did this kind of stuff with people on a team dedicated to it, but tonight he had asked you- his best mate and loud ass neighbor -for your help.

I mean, it was hard not to accept a plea from a pouting irishman on your doorstep. He even pulled out the fake bambi eyes to make you laugh.

You were astounded by how much shit he was planning on putting some of these characters through though.

"Brochacho-" You went to sling an arm around his shoulder, laughing to yourself when he made a face at the nickname "-you need to realize that yes, angst is good! Lore is great! But please, you're gonna come out looking like a sociopath when you continue with all this!"

"Ye jus vaugly guestered to everything on ta table." Jack deadpanned. You snorted at his less than amused expression. Reaching up to slightly ruffle his hair you were met to a slap to the wrist. Pulling away while fake crying you continued.

"How about I cut you a deal then, mister evil mastermind."

One of his eyebrows raised a bit. Jack tried to look disinterested but you have been known to pull some pretty good ideas out of nowhere from time to time. So he was invested.

"Go on."

You grinned.

"Alright. So. You take, uhhhh, these characters and put them through as much suffering as you want-" You reached over to push a stack of papers towards him, names of septerate egos on them. "-and I take these characters n do some fluffy shit with em!"

You pulled a stack or two towards you, shooting a pair of finger guns at Jack with a wink.

"I'm ready to get my serotonin on! Booyah!"

"Ye jus' grabbed Antis profile."

"Shit. Switch with me real quick would you Jackie boy."

After a quick (and slightly embarassing) exchange, you awaited his answer with a wide smile. It only took a moment of him biting his bottom lip for a sigh to escape Jacks mouth.

"Fine. Bu' you can't complain when I traumatized one of em."

Pumping your fist in the air with an exclamation of triumph, you held your hand our for him to shake. He took it lightly.

"Knew you'd make the right choice my boy!" This was said in an old timey accent while you busied yourself adjusting an invisible bowtie, like a prospector in those ancient black and white movies. It made the person shaking your hand laugh.

"Don think I didn see ye deliberately grab Chases file though (Y/n). You're not tha slick."

"Awwww shut up you leprechaun."

"I'm going to put in a noise complaint to the landlord about you if you call me that again."

You lightly punched him in the shoulder, the both of you breaking out into big smiles.

"It's not my fault I'm loud. I'm just a free spirit!"

"Tell that ta ye guitar solos at three am."

"As if your screams from playing Phasmaphobia durring the dead of night dont keep me up either."

He flipped you off with a hearty giggle, taking his backwards baseball cap off and smushing it overtop your own head as a silly gesture. It mussed up your hair and blocked your vision so you tilted it up slightly while Jack snickered.

"This is mine now McLoughlin. I hope you know that."

"Fook off ya goof."

[packetofsuga]

Kiss of Death - Corpse Fic

Prompt: “He’s a bad kisser” 

Backstory: Y/N is a streamer and secretly dating Corpse, not even their friends know. Other than Dave, of course. They’re playing proximity chat among us with Valkyrae, Toast, Sykkuno, Pewdiepie, JackSepticeye, Pokimane, Ludwig, and Dave (boyinaband). 

Genre: Fluff + humor 

Content warning: Light swearing

Word Count: 1631

A/N: Okay. First of all, writing an author’s note really threw me back to my Wattpad days but, anyway. I just wanna say feel free to send little prompt requests in my ask box for fics. I won’t write smut, I know I have for kpop artists in the past and I may write smut again in the future but for now, it’s a hard no for all fics. I will write mainly for Corpse Husband, Valkyrae, BTS, and Dream Catcher. Possibly other YouTubers or kpop groups just ask and I’ll let you know! I also will write for some book fandoms, I can’t list all of them so again just ask, please. I’ll get to requests whenever I can so please be patient while waiting. 

Until then please enjoy the random prompts I’ve found that I thought would be cute :) 

Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction

You were playing among us with your friends and your boyfriend, as usual. The only difference was you were using the proximity chat mod which you had never done before. Because you guys were using that mod every time Corpse got imposter he was doing his “kiss of death” thing. 

As you loaded into the game you saw the word crewmate pop up on your screen. Everyone started joking about being a crewmate or imposter and you chuckled to yourself. “I am just a crewmate doing crewmate things. I am doing keys, because I am just a crewmate.” You stated while walking over to the keys task, knowing that you don’t even have keys this round. 

“Y/N’s faking keyyysss.” Poki called. 

“She’s just reminding everyone to fake keys, guys, everyone fake keys right now,” Sean said, moving his character on top of yours in front of keys. The was a chorus of agreements as almost everyone did the same. Once that was done you split off from the group. 

“Guys… I think it’s Poki, she didn’t fake keys.” You said to your chat, laughing to yourself. You went around doing your tasks. You came across Sykkuno in O2, “Hey Sykkuno, whatcha doing?”

He paused in the doorway of the tree room, “Oh! hi Y/N. I’m uh just doing my tasks.” 

You cleared the trash shoot, “Oh yeah? Just a crewmate doing crewmate things?” 

Sykkuno giggled, “Uh, yep. Just doing crewmate things. Hey, you- you wanna stand on this vent with me?” 

You hesitated, knowing there’s absolutely no way for you to figure out if Sykkuno is just being himself or is actually the imposter, “I- You know what yes I would love to Sykkuno.” You walked into the tree room.

“Oh- really? That… Was very enthusiastic.” The two of you walked onto the vent by the tree, stacking on top of each other, “You’re not the imposter, right? You’re not gonna kill me. 

“Oh, of course not, Sykkuno. I mean, you know, maybe.” You love making yourself look extra suspicious to him because that’s how he plays, “Here. I’ll click the spot where the kill button is and we’ll see what happens, okay?” 

“Oh, Jesus-” He gasped. 

You clicked the spot on the screen, “Hear me clicking?” You both laughed.

“Uh yeah I do, that means it can’t be you huh?” He said, “Here I’ll do it too.”  

You yelped a little as the body reported screen came up, scaring you. 

“I thought I just fucking died.” You said, trying to calm your breathing.

“Honestly, me too.” Sykkuno said, “There’s so many people dead.” 

Poki reported the body and the screen showed that Toast, Sean, and Dave were dead, “So Rae and I just walked up on Toast’s body. And I don’t think it’s Rae, I’ve been with her for a good chunk of this round.” 

“Soo it could be both of you.” You pointed out. 

“Why are you susing me right now??” Poki exclaimed. 

“You didn’t fake keys!” You yelled. 

“She’s right!” Pewds yelled, remembering that from the beginning of the round, “What the fuck, Poki?” 

Corpse laughed, “That’s a little sus Imane.” 

Poki laughed, “I can’t believe I’m getting sussed cause I didn’t fake a task.” 

“Anyways, I think it’s Rae and Poki. It definitely couldn’t have been Sykkuno, we were chilling on a vent.” You stated. Corpse hummed to himself. 

Sykkuno vouched for you, “Yep that’s true. And we did a foolproof test so it’s not either of us.” 

“What was the test?” Lud asked 

“Well, we both clicked the kill button and neither of us are dead, so.” Sykkuno pointed out. 

“You clicked the kill button?” Rae asked, “Wait, so you’re both imposters? You clearly can’t kill each other if you’re imposters.” 

You sighed, “I don’t know why Sykkuno had to say it like that but we clicked where the kill button should’ve been and nothing happened. So it’s not us.” 

“So there’s two pairs.” Corpse mused to himself. 

Pewds brought his mic really close to his mouth, “Get ‘em out of here.” 

You yelled over him, “Hold on hold on, it’s seven we can’t vote on seven. Kind of sus that you’re pushing to vote on seven.” 

“I’m not sus you’re sus.” He declared.

“Let’s skip, I’m gonna stay with Sykkuno and protect him.” Lud announced as the ‘I voted’ sticker popped up next to his name. Everyone started voting to skip. 

“If Ludwig dies it’s Sykkuno.” Pewds concluded as the timer ran out. 

“What???” Sykkuno wailed. You quickly ran to go to Lab on your own, afraid of Rae and Poki. 

Rae walked behind you into Lab, “ Ahhh- Hi please don’t kill me.” 

“No no no I would never,” Rae said, making her voice sound sarcastic on purpose as you guys walked into decontamination. You started to scream dramatically. 

“Heeeeeeelp. Heeeeellppp! She’s gonna kill me.” You pushed your character into the door to specimen, desperately waiting for it to open.  Once it finally did you rushed down into specimen and she ran after you. You ran around specimen with her chasing after you.

“Stop running. Y/N. Y/N! Hey- Stop running!” She yelled after you.

“Nooooo.” Corpse walked into specimen from the bottom and stood off to the side watching the two of you, “Coooorpse, protect me.” You yelled. He moved his character between you and Rae. 

“Yeah, uh, of course. I’ll protect you don’t worry.” He said. Rae stopped in front of him. 

“I said I wasn’t gonna kill you Y/N.” She insisted. 

You fake cried a little, “You didn’t say you couldn’t kill me though! Corpse, please. Wait-” You realized Corpse could 100% be the imposter right now, “Corpse… It’s not you is it?” 

“No no, I’m gonna protect you.” He promised. 

“....Does that mean it’s you but you’re gonna kill Rae to protect me?” You asked. They both laughed and Rae backed away from Corpse. 

“She knows too much Corpse, she knows too much!” Rae yelled. You started to scream for help again and run around. 

“Hey hey hey, relax.” Corpse said, following you. You ran towards bottom decontamination, getting stuck at the door again, “Don’t worry. Y/N, shhh. It’s okay, just-” He made a smooching noise and the kill animation popped up on your screen. 

You let out a shriek. “I can’t believe- Well, hi chat.” You giggled and started reading the chat again, “‘You got a kiss from Corpse, how do you feel?’ He’s a really bad kisser, guys. I mean it, did you see that? He kissed me and then STABBED me. An awful kisser.” You shook your head. A body was reported and the meeting screen popped up. They discussed yours and Poki’s death Corpse and Rae vouching for each other and Lud and Sykkuno vouching for each other, leaving Pewds the only one without an alibi and got him voted out. The defeat scream popped up showing Rae and Corpse as the imposters. 

Corpse POV

Before joining the lobby again he decided to read chat for a second and talk to his fans. “I’m sorry I can’t really look at chat that much while we’re doing this mod it’s just hard cause everyone can hear you, you know.” He read through the recent super-chats, thanking people as he went. He quickly scanned the rest of the chat. People were spamming that Y/N had called him a bad kisser, “Wait- she- Y/N said what??” He joined the lobby, “Y/N what the fuck?” 

“What’d I do??” Y/N questioned.

“Did you really tell your chat I’m a bad kisser? Why are you lyyyying?”  

“I-” The whole group started gasping and talking over each other, “I meant in the game! You- everyone shut up oh my god please-” 

“Okay okay okay, let her talk guys. Try and talk your way out of this Y/N.” Corpse chuckled. 

“Okay, before I get myself into a scandal. In-game, before you killed me, you gave me a little kiss. Then my chat was like how do you feel and I was like you know what, that was an awful kiss I died from it.” 

“Ohhh, that makes sense.” Corpse said. 

“Wait!” Rae interrupted, “What else would she have to go off of other than in-game?…” There was a long silence. 

Corpse was the one to break the silence. “You know what, gamer bladder. Bathroom break.” Everyone laughed and reluctantly agreed. 

Y/N POV

You tried to stay calm and talk to your chat about any other topic but your chat was going insane speculating about you and Corpse. 

Corpse came into the room and you quickly held up one finger off-camera to tell him to wait a second. 

“Uh, hold on just a second guys.” You muted your headphones and took them off. You started to work on turning your webcam off but he reached over and grabbed the arm of your chair, rolling it towards him. 

You squealed, “Corpse! What are you doing?”

“I’m a bad kisser, huh? I’m a bad kisser?” He started peppering your face with kisses. You giggled. He planted his hands on the armrests of your chair, practically trapping you in place. He raised an eyebrow at you, a smirk plastered on his lips, “Hmm?” 

You cupped his face and kissed him. He started to pull you closer to him but you pulled back, “No, you’re not a bad kisser, baby. You’re the best kisser.” He kissed you again and then went back to his filming room. You slid your chair back to your computer, pretending as if nothing happened. You put your headphones back on and scanned the chat. There were a couple of people being like we saw that hand but you ignored it and continued playing.

[flower-zombie-rob]

Jane Seymour

“I’m not what I seem”- What’s a misconception people have about you?

A lot of people take the fact that my username has "rob" in it to assume that my name's rob and I'm a male. I'm actually a female!! The reason i have rob in there is because of the jacksepticeyes ego robbie the zombie being my favourite ego!

“I’ll be by your side”- What’s something you’d say to a friend or loved one you’re loyal to?

Depends on the situation really. If they were upset I'd tell em how much i love em!!!

“I’m unbreakable”- What challenge are you proud of yourself for enduring?

I learned guitar and for me, in my life, thats something I'm really proud of because it means I can do things with my music and my voice without needing to look up backing tracks! It's also a great thing to show off in general

Thanks @animallover4000 for the ask!!

[n-anon]

Jack Brody Theory

So my friend @kathrinesunspot21 and I were chatting a while ago (around the end of August) about how Jack could be the son of Chase cuz of the whole time is broken scenario, since they’re unable to post it cuz phone no workie they have asked me to do it for em so here goes:

Because time is broken, so many things are possible now. My theory is this, that "Seán" is not telling us the truth, but he can't tell us. "The pieces are in place for us, we just have to find them"- the great words of Scott Cawthon are applicable here. Jack has laid a trail of clues,  and he needs us to find the end of that trail before it's to late. He is not who he says he is, but he has to tell us lies, or else he'll lose everything he's tried so hard to protect by the hand of Anti. He's lying to us to protect us. So, I'm trying to figure out what needs to be lied about, relay the message to the rest of us, and- hopefully- complete the puzzle.

 So, without further ado, let's start from the beginning. The very beginning. The power hours. Schneep's power hour and Chase's power hour were around the same time, until the second Bro Average comes out we won't know which was first. Barry has a secret isn't as clear as I'd like it to be when it came to figuring out who we are watching. I think that it is Chase who says that "(we) weren't supposed to find (the hand)", and one of the kids who found it. If Anti is in Chase's head when whatever happened, happened, then Chase would act like that after whatever Anti made him do. He wouldn't want his kids to know what he's done. Whether or not he actually killed Stacy is still a possibility, but I don't like it. Then Dark silence, obviously,  and here is where things start to fall apart. Clearly, it's Chase looking for his kids, who were kidnapped by Anti, however this means that either Anti is already a entity at this time, long before Say Goodbye, or he found a time loop and went back and fuck everything up.

 And keep in mind, Chase doesn't know who he is. "Where are they, what do you want from me". He is clueless, confused and scared. The "they" part is very important. This explicitly says that there are more than one kid here. Jack and Marvin. (Jackieboyman is still a major question mark, because until we get more cannon lore we don't know if he is Jack, or another of Chases kids. I'll update this once we get more answers.) Jack and Marvin do escape, and they have to get aliases to make sure that Anti doesn't find them again. The "Jacksepticeye" nickname could still be kept here, since Chase does still call him Jack when they meet again (stay with me). Jack has said in the past that the whole thing was a family nickname, and Chase is family.

Jack decides to follow in his father's footsteps and start his own YT channel. Everything starts off well. He covers up his tracks by saying that his real name is Seán McLoughlin, and no one knew differently. This can explain why we haven't canonically seen Marvin since his power hour which is the next thing that got switched around. Anti got him. And so Jack cracked down on the secrecy. Until 2016. The 10th of October, 2016. Fnaf sister location gets uploaded, and lo and behold, Anti's found him. Despite his best efforts, it keeps getting worse, throughout the rest of SL and the first two episodes of Layers of Fear. Chase and Schneep get brought to our generation, but they still think that nothing's changed. When they meet Jack again, he is the only one who realized what's happened, so Chase and Schneep see him as a friend. The man with Anti as the parasite, the leech, the tag-along. If Anti was a thing before all this, he had to start somewhere, but that's another theory. All you need to know for now, is that the man before Anti took over was a friend of Chase's and Henrik's.(4/?)Then comes the big one. Say Goodbye. Jack gets his neck slit and KJSE follows immediately after with Schneep trying his best to save Jack, and he does. But Jack gets sent into a coma, while Schneep get taken over by Anti and disappears until Mayhem 2018. Chase takes over the channel, hence TIE, and the Stories untold 3. When Jack wakes up in Stories untold 4, he realizes what he's up against so he leaves it to us to figure out the story before Anti does. 

[ghdjhdfhgkdmoved]

Could you possibly make a master list of all of Anti’s appearances? I really want to get into it, but I have no idea where to start.

aaaaa,, i'm not the greatest at things like that, but i'll try to list out most of anti's major appearances!!

THE START OF A NIGHTMARE - fnaf sister location,

THEY HAVE AWOKEN - fnaf sister location,

SOMETHING INSIDE - fnaf sister location,

MERGED TOGETHER - fnaf sister location : these were anti's very first appearances!! he has a lot of clips scattered throughout the videos though, so you're probably gonna have to watch the entire fnaf sl let's play if you wanna see all of em, haha

SAY GOODBYE :

anti's first big appearance!! he mainly appears at the very end, but he sometimes causes the screen to glitch out during various other times in the video.

ALWAYS WATCHING :

this video is unlisted, but that's because it was supposed to be watched at PAX east 2017! anti decides to be his Bastard Boy self and cut in halfway through the video because Of Course He Does

DARKIPLIER VS. ANTISEPTICEYE :

this one probably isn't canon like, at all, but it IS very funny and i'd still definitely suggest watching it

KILL JACKSEPTICEYE - Bio Inc Redemption :

alright, now this video is important!! it involves a very specific event in the timeline- that being jack being put into a coma. (someone else starts running the channel after this point, but we'll get to that later.)

if you have no knowledge of any other egos nd junk, you're probably questioning who the hell the weirdo doctor character is. his name is Doctor Schneeplestein and despite him being real goofy nd all over the place, he's pretty important!! you can find the first video he appears in here.

The Jacksepticeye Power Hour - Jameson Jackson :

this introduces another character into the party, Jameson Jackson!! he's a mute, 1920s-esque character who is VERY cute and i love him with all of my heart. things start to go south at the end though, when jj accidentally pricks his finger with a knife, and anti decides to be the attention hog that he is and cut in. it gets real spooky

EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE | Doki Doki Literature Club Part 4

JUST MONIKA | Doki Doki Literature Club Part 5 (END) :

alright now these aren't all that major i'm just listing them because i personally thought they were neat

anti decides to randomly glitch in nd out and do Fuck All like he usually does, but what makes this interesting to me is the fact that he REALLY likes to cut in during monika's lines.

he'll sometimes say something over what she's saying, or just flat out say her dialogue in his weird ass cracky voice. it's just,, weird

Barry Has A Secret :

i literally have no idea what the fuck happened in this video. i just know that at the very end "jack" says somethin about how he doesn't have anything to hide, and the viewer proceeds to find something in his house that they Really Really Shouldn't Have

TIE - A Game About Depression :

alright now anti doesn't actually really appear in this video, but it's still really important!!

remember when i said someone else was running the channel? this is who!!

this is another character you might be unfamiliar with, Chase Brody.

i'd suggest watching this video first, just so you'll understand who chase is and what the fuck he's talkin about.

Dark Silence :

this one's another important appearance!! it features chase again!!

anti makes his debut at the very end of this video, and he's Fucking Terrifying!! that's basically all you need to know!!!!!!

QUIT THE GAME TO WIN :

alright now this video is very creepy in my personal opinion and i Do Not Like It.

he appears at the very end of the video, like he usually does, and basically says a buncha shit about how "you need to exit rhe video. i'm not gonna do it for you."

this anti is horrifying because he's not glitching. he's not being super sporadic and all over the place like he usually is- he's just... staring. watching.

CHASE :

alright, now anti doesn't really make a huge appearance in this video, but the video itself is important. after chase has a fucking mental breakdown in his car, you can vaguely see anti staring directly at the camera. which is uncomfortable and i don't like how he's in chase's car get out of there u stinky >:(

Can You Figure Out Who DID IT? - Jameson Jackson's Jolly Jaunts :

jameson makes his return!! anti's appearance in this is FUCKING TERRIFYING and i REALLY WISH THAT HE'D LEAVE JJ THE HELL ALONE

anyway that's most of em i hope u enjoyed this terrible masterpost

[words-without-rules]

Some controversial thoughts about YouTube and Jacksepticeye’s video ‘Gaming On YouTube Has Changed’

Watching the video will probably make this rant make more sense.

Didn’t know I like to rant? Oh, well now you do.

I’m not sure if I should hop into my thoughts on Jack’s channel because that’s a whole nother rant, but it should be quite clear by the end of this. Basically, probably my favorite channel, been watching him for years, and I love em. Kay, let’s start.

I really feel like trends aren’t as huge as most people think they are on YouTube.

Like sure, for a current example, Fortnite is everywhere right now. But it’s not what EVERYONE on YouTube watches.

There are a lot of different types of viewers and not all of them enjoy Fornite. Perhaps, that’s a bit obvious, but I’m saying it anyway.

And then like, with past trends. Or at least Jack kind of said that vlogging is an old trend. Which I’m not sure I completely agree with. What I would say, is that vlogging first popped up quite a few years ago and it got a lot of attention because it was new. For other reasons too, but one of them was that it was new. New things just generally tend to get more attention than old ones. But I don’t believe that means vlogging is dead now. I believe there are plenty of people out there who still and could vlog on YouTube. Just because it’s less-hyped now doesn’t mean it’s gone, so to say. 

To me, I can find it rather frustrating when people see the trends on YouTube as the center of everything and the main thing that matters. Because personally, I NEVER go to the trending tab. Ever. And I’m sure plenty of other people hardly go there either. A lot of them stick with the stuff that they personally enjoy watching. That correlates with their interests.

Personally, I stick to my recommended videos most all of the time. And usually, it’s videos from people I’m subscribed to or similar videos to ones I’ve watched frequently before. For example, Marvel edits, vine videos, Skyrim videos, movie reviews. Just to name some. To be honest, I hardly ever get videos I’d consider out of place in my recommended. Maybe that’s just because I’ve been watching YouTube for years on the same account, or because I watch it a lot so it knows very well what I like to watch. I’m not sure if that’s how it is for most people or not.

I just feel like, YouTubers should stop focusing on trying to attract what the majority of people like, and spend more time deciding what type of content they personally enjoy creating, and just trust that people who enjoy that content as well will come on their own. It’s a big world, with so many types of people, that if you really put hard work and care into creating the content, then those with similar interests will appreciate it.

Because to me at least, that’s what really matters. Building a community that can connect in a really down to Earth way because they have those similar traits about them. Instead of a group of people who just like Fortnite because it’s the popular thing going on :/ (My closest cousin is like this right now so I’ve seen it first hand and really all that I can say is that it makes me sad) I don’t have much against Fortnite as a game, it’s really just an example because it’s current. I just don’t like seeing people forcing themselves to fit into a group that they don’t actually connect with. If you truly and honestly enjoy something, even Fortnite, then please you do you. I’m just afraid for those people not allowing themselves to find their own place where they’re happy fitting in. 

Of course, there are more channels that focus on one game that isn’t Fortnite. Another example being, the Skyrim channels I like to watch. Now I will say there’s only really two that I watch, but from what I’ve seen, the videos don’t get their views because Skyrim is trending. Because frankly, Skyrim isn’t trending. But the reason they get as many views as they do is because the creator who makes them likes the game and enjoys making the videos, and as do the viewers who enjoy watching them. 

Now, here is where it might get more controversial, but I have caught many snippets of Fortnite videos that my cousin watches while he visits, and I do notice big differences from the two Skyrim channels I watch frequently. It may just be my viewing preference, but pretty much every single channel I watch frequently on YouTube has a good level of humbleness, connection with their community, and are pretty down to Earth. Of course, Fortnite is DEFINITELY not the only example of channels that are not like this. Other types I can name are Minecraft and reaction channels. However, Minecraft is an interesting case in this regard seeing as the newer types of Minecraft content I’ve personally watched are actually quite good in those regards. But those videos don’t tend to come from channels dedicated to only Minecraft from what I’ve seen. As for reaction channels, I’d say were the trending thing a few years ago and were definitely not good in those regards, I think a lot of people noticed. But now I do not see many of those or watch them either. Again, the same thing here, there have been good, funny, down to Earth reaction videos but they don’t tend to come from channels that only do reaction videos. 

There’s so much content on YouTube though that I’m fairly sure you could find exceptions to all this if you looked hard enough. These are just my personal observations. 

A sort of solution to this problem I’ve found (I use the word ‘solution’ very loosely) is that I will never like a video unless I myself feel I can trust the creator of the video as a good, honest, and humble enough person. And if I do, I’ll give them a like really no matter what the video might be. In fact, Jack was probably the first person I began doing this with.

So, going back to Jack’s video, my main point for him really would be:

“Sean, you have an audience of people who love you for who you are. Your content can change all it wants, but as long as you’re still true to yourself, you’re always going to have an audience supporting you for that. So don’t worry too much about the algorithm in that regard or attracting new people. You have around 22 million people who love you for you. Don’t get too greedy looking for more XD”

And, if I’m being honest, he probably wasn’t even worried about that since he was just getting thoughts out of his head. But he didn’t make it entirely clear if he wasn’t, so I’m clearing it up now. WE LOVE YOU. AND KNOW THAT. <3

(and plz get enough sleep :3)

[crystalninjaphoenix]

Resurgence

A Jacksepticeye Fanfiction

Part Thirteen: Upside Down

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Summary: Where did Jackie go? None of the others are sure, but they know who’s behind it. Jackie himself is lost in a strange sort of world, but he’s surprised by what he finds in there.

Chase woke up with his heart beating unusually fast, covered in sweat. For a moment, the image of a red hallway lingers in his mind, a bright green light piercing the darkness...but then it fades. It must have been a nightmare. Weird. He looks over at the clock. It was almost two a.m., jeez, why was he up? Guess it was the nightmare. He’s about to fall asleep again when he hears somebody yelling downstairs.

No, that was probably fine, JJ had stayed the night...and then Chase bolted upright. No, that couldn’t be an explanation for why there was shouting downstairs. How the hell had he forgotten? And who was in his house, then? Chase flung the covers away, pulling open his nightstand drawer and taking out his gun. It was unloaded, but it could work as a threat. He ran down the hall—having the strangest feeling of deja vu—to the stairs. Taking the steps two at a time, he followed the sound of the voice into the living room.

“—and if Jackie’s dead I swear I’m going to kill him!”

For a split second, Chase doesn’t recognize the people in the room. Then he wonders why he didn’t. There’s JJ, sitting on the couch still wearing his day clothes, probably having not slept at all. And there’s Marvin, wearing his mask and cape, frantically pacing along one wall. Chase watches as he pulls out his wand and taps the front door’s knob, causing it to glow green for a moment.

“Wh—Marv, what are you doing here?!” Chase asked, lowering his empty gun.

Marvin spun around. “I’m freaking the fuck out, Chase! That’s what I’m doing!”

“Yeah, I can see that but why?”

“Because I saw him!” Marvin was shaking a bit. “Jackie and Sam found me, and there was that detective, and then he showed up in the phone, and-and we decided to split up, which was probably a bad idea but he wasn’t going to take no for an answer, and th-then he followed me, I could hear him there was static everywhere and-and-and—” he cut off, breathing rapidly, almost hyperventilating.

JJ stood up and walked over to Marvin. I think you need to sit down, my good man. Marvin didn’t protest as JJ guided him over to the couch and sat him down on it. Chase stuffed the empty gun into the waistband of his pajama pants, then walked over to stand next to JJ.

Now, we can’t help if you keep running around like a lunatic and won’t give us the whole story, JJ signed. So if you would please start at the beginning.

Marvin nodded, very deliberately taking deep breaths. Once he calmed down enough, he told Chase and JJ all about how he’d been in the north part of the city when Sam had led Jackie right to him. He explained about the conversation they had about pocket dimensions and how they’d found Detective Akela eavesdropping on them, recording every word. Marvin had tried to delete the video, only to find out that he had tracked them down. Jackie had insisted they go different ways, and Marvin acquiesced.

“Wait, you let him go out on his own?!” Chase gaped. “You do realize that’s exactly what you’re not supposed to do, right?”

“Of course I fucking know!” Marvin yelled. “But you didn’t see the look on his face! He would’ve run away from me if he had to! He was just so...so determined.”

What happened next? JJ prompted gently.

“Well, I ran, of course. I-I didn’t want to leave him, but I did. And I had to run because I could hear him following me. He—he was in my-my head, s-saying things that—that—and I looked behind me and I s-saw him—” Marvin swallowed. “Like-like a man made out of three-dimensional white noise. Distortion. He was everywhere at once and his eye was glowing and I-I—I—” He cut off.

That description sounded oddly familiar to Chase. But why would it? He’d never seen Anti before. “And you think he followed you here?” Chase asked.

“He must have!” Marvin was shaking again. “Why would he stop? I tri-tried to ward your doors, but I don’t know if that will work.”

It will. The signs were firm, matching the expression on JJ’s face. Marvin, you are the most talented and GOOD magician I have ever met. I know he must have said things to you that would strike hard, but you must realize he lies. He just wants you to break down so he can get into your head.

“I know...” Marvin sounds like he’s trying to convince himself. “No, I know that. It’s just...hard to ignore those thoughts.”

Chase winced. Damn, if that wasn’t something he could relate to. “Well, then, we’re gonna drown them out. Marvin, whatever he said is absolutely not true. He’s a bitch and you’re gonna not give him the satisfaction.”

Marvin removed his mask and put his head in his hands. He took several deep breaths. JJ sat down next to him and put his hand on his back, rubbing comforting circles. After a moment of this, Marvin looks up again. “Okay. Okay, you’re right. You are. But now what are we supposed to do?”

“I think we just hold out,” Chase said, glancing toward the front door. “Wait and see if he really followed you here. See if Jackie shows up too. I should...go find some of the clips for this gun. Keep ‘em in a different part of the house.”

“Good. You shouldn’t even have that in the first place, it’s illegal.” That last part was said half-heartedly. Marvin relaxed, leaning back in the sofa.

JJ smiled. Well, while we’re waiting, should I make some tea?

Marvin laughed. “Only you would want to make tea at a time like this. But, yeah, if you’re offering, that would be appreciated.”

JJ patted Marvin on the shoulder before standing up and hurrying to the kitchen. Chase hesitated before turning around and heading back upstairs, looking for the storage closet where he kept the bullets for his gun. A week of no activity at all, of being worried about Bobby and Trevor wherever they were and wondering what Marvin was doing, and now the glitch just decides to show up again? What was he planning? And why just take a break in the middle of it when they’d had enough trouble dealing with all the shit he caused in just two days? He could have easily swooped in and fucked their lives up, but instead...what?

Chase arrived back downstairs with his gun actually loaded. Marvin was curled up at one end of the sofa, staring resolutely at the door and holding his wand in one hand. Chase had never seen him so tense. “It’s gonna be fine, bro,” he reassured him. “I think you outran him.”

Marvin didn’t look away from the door. “I doubt it. He’s not human, he wouldn’t get exhausted. And why would he give up?”

“I don’t know. Why would he take over Jack’s coma? Why would he take my...?” Chase trails off for a second, losing his train of thought. He blinked a few times and got back on track. “We don’t know how his mind works. Maybe he just wanted to fuck with you.”

Marvin laughed bitterly. “Maybe. Just show up and mess with my head, separate me from Jackie who I haven’t seen in an entire week—” he broke off. His eyes widened. “Wait...what if—Jackie!” He shot to hit feet. “I gotta—no, fuck, Jackie!—I—”

“Whoa, dude!” Chase immediately grabbed Marvin by the shoulders. “Calm down! What’s the problem?”

“He-he might’ve stopped following me to go after Jackie!” Marvin was panicking. “I knew I shouldn’t’ve left him! Fuck, dude, I have to—”

A loud knocking. Marvin and Chase jumped in unison to see JJ standing in the doorway to the kitchen, having just knocked on the doorframe for attention. You’ll be no good to anyone rushing off in a tizzy, he signed. There are a million more rational things to do about this. Calm down and think about it. He waited for a moment, staring down Chase and Marvin, making sure they weren’t about to rush out the door. Then he gestured behind him. The tea is ready, if you’d still care for it.

Chase and Marvin glanced at each other. They hadn’t seen JJ this assertive in a long time. It was a little jarring, but somehow welcome. So they followed him into the kitchen and sat at the table while JJ poured the tea into cups for them.

“Okay, so.” Chase’s fingers drummed an anxious rhythm on the table surface. “We obviously need to check on Jackie. But he doesn’t take his phone on patrol with him, and when he does it’s turned completely off.”

“Why the fuck does he do that?” Marvin muttered.

Chase shrugged. “Apparently the noise got in in trouble one time. Even the vibration. But anyway, we can’t call him.”

JJ then makes two signs. The one for phone, which looked like one of those fake telephones children make with their hands, and then one neither of the others had ever seen before. It looked like a combination of two: first tapping his left wrist with two of his fingers like he was taking a pulse, then linking his two pinkies together.

“What was that?” Marvin asked. “Doctor...then that second one is ‘S’ right?” His eyes widen. “Wait, did you give Schneep a name sign? When did you do that?”

JJ nodded. I don’t see why I shouldn’t. We are...going to be close, after all.

Wait, didn’t Schneep not like JJ? No, they made up. Chase and Jackie locked them in a room together until they did. Chase shook himself internally. How could he forget that? “Well anyway, you sayin’ we should call him?”

He is staying with Jackie, JJ pointed out. If Jackie has come home, Schneep would know.

“But...he’s electronic and shit,” Chase said. “Wouldn’t he know if we call Doc? Could he mess with the call? Make a fake one?”

“Possibly, but I think we should try. Better than waiting.” Marvin digs deep into his pocket and pulls out a phone, then dials a number.

Chase raises an eyebrow. “New phone?”

“Yeah. Didn’t want the police or, y’know, him, tracking me.” The other line rings for a while before someone on the other side picks up. “Hey, Schneep? It’s Marvin.” This prompts a string of yelling so loud even Chase and JJ can hear it through the phone. “Schneep, calm down, I—yeah, I know—no, shut up, just listen. First things first, I have a question for you. Do you remember when we first met? What was the first thing you said to me? Yes, this is important.”

Chase gives Marvin an odd look, but Marvin just waves him down, listening to the other side. JJ signs, He’s asking a question only the doctor would know the answer to. Just to check if it’s really him. Great idea!

Schneep must’ve given the right answer, because Marvin relaxed. “Okay. Cool. Just making sure. Now, uh, is Jackie home?” A pause. Then Marvin’s eyes widened and he started tapping the table nervously. “You’re sure? Maybe he just came home without you noticing. Can you check?” The next pause seemed to last an hour. Then Marvin made a strange sort of squeak sound. He forced himself to sound calm. “Okay, thank’s for checking. No, it’s fine. You can go back to sleep now. No, seriously, it’s fine. I just wanted to talk to him, but if he’s still out on patrol I can wait. Yes, everything’s fine. Thanks, bye.” He hung up the phone, took a shaky breath, then looked at Chase and JJ. “He’s not there.”

Chase feels a jolt of panic. “B-but that doesn’t mean he got to him? Right? Does it?”

JJ looks grave. I am...afraid. There’s a chance, but...the odds aren’t in Jackie’s favor.

Marvin shuddered. “Fuck. Fuck, dude. We need to—well, we need to check on Schneep, he was starting to freak out on his end—but then we need to look for Jackie...just to make sure.”

“But...” Chase almost didn’t want to mention it, but it needed to be said. “Marv...if he took him, wouldn’t Jackie be in that-that pocket dimension place you mentioned?”

Marvin paled. “Yeah. But I...I don’t know how to access those yet. I—I need to practice. So we’ll start by checking the city.”

If we’re going to check on the doctor, then we’d better do it sooner than later. JJ stood up. Never mind the tea, I’ll clean up while Chase gets ready to go.

“James, how are you so...calm?” Chase asked. “I thought you’d be freaking out.”

Jameson looked at him. There was an unusual, hard light in his eyes. That bastard can have my dreams, but he won’t have the rest of me. I won’t give him the pleasure. And he will not take my friends either. He closed his eyes and took a deep, steadying breath. Now, let’s go check on the good doctor.

Jackie opened his eyes, even though he couldn’t remember closing them. He was in the same spot he was before, kneeling on the sidewalk, holding Sam in his hands. But then he looked up. He didn’t see the night sky. He saw a vast expanse of red, no stars, no moon, no sun.

Slowly, he looked around. It was the city. He was still in the northern part, but...it was different. Other than the blood-red sky, that is. The street lamps were gone, and all the buildings were black—still made out of the same materials, stone and wood and steel, but now everything was dark as a void. The glass of the windows were solid white, no longer transparent. He looked toward the center of the city, where the tallest buildings were, and saw their black shapes rising into the sky. There was a constant, low-level hum that he couldn’t ignore. The air tasted metallic, snappy, electric.

“Sam?” Jackie looked down at the little eye. They were still unresponsive, barely glowing. But when he held them close to him, the glow increased the tiniest bit. “Hang in there, buddy.” He stood up, carefully making sure not to drop them. “I’m—I’m gonna get you out of here.” He didn’t know where to go, but he started walking anyway.

The ground didn’t feel solid. Every time he took a step, it felt like it shifted a little beneath his boots, like he was walking on gravel instead of plain gray concrete. There was light coming from...somewhere. Maybe the sky. Or the windows. There was no way to tell.

Suddenly, one of the buildings in the distance broke. There was no better way to describe it. One moment it was normal, the next moment the top half of it was sideways. It spazzed out, copies of the building jutting out at different angles, the white windows flickering in and out of existence. It looked like...like a video game glitch. Then the glitch spread, the buildings next to it copying, frantically  malfunctioning, bugging. The wave of glitching buildings moved outward, coming right toward Jackie.

“Shit!” Jackie broke into a run. He didn’t care which direction he was heading, he just knew he couldn’t get caught up in the glitch wave. It was gaining speed, coming closer and closer to him, and as it approached the hum grew louder, into an ear-piercing whine. The ground was like sand, and he was running uphill. Every step took too much effort for how little he was moving. He glanced behind him, and the glitch wave was upon him, screeching in his ears. He ducked his head, hugging Sam to his chest. The glitches were around him, he was caught in their wild crashing and screaming. The ground gave up its hold on his boots. He felt like he was being tossed too and fro like a pinball in a pinball machine at the hands of a master. All he could do was curl around Sam and hope they’d both make it out okay.

He slammed into something hard with a painful smack. The glitches subsided. He was laying on the sidewalk—no, now he’s standing up, having not moved at all. How...actually it was probably better to not think about it. Jackie made sure that Sam was still safe, then gathered his bearings, observing his surroundings. It looked like he was in the dark version of the city park, with black, twisted trees and black soil underfoot that felt more solid than the sidewalk had. This was all the way across the city. Exactly what had that glitch wave done?

“This is gonna be harder than I thought, Sam,” Jackie muttered. He didn’t know if the eye could hear him, but it made him feel better to talk. “I guess we’ve just gotta improvise, then.” He started walking once again. Once he reached one of the park paths, he walked alongside it. He was pretty sure that it would be about as reliable as the sidewalk had been, with its not-entirely-there feeling.

He reached the park’s playground. It did not look like it had been made for children. The slides were black metal with holes rusted through them, the monkey bars had spikes on them so you would have to place your hands carefully, the swings were hanging by a single chain each, and the ground was made of sharp metal fragments instead of wood chips. Jackie shuddered. As dangerous as that looked, he had the feeling it could be much worse if it tried.

Something moved. He stopped in his tracks. He hadn’t imagined that, had he? He could have sworn he saw something over by one of the trees. “Who’s there?” he called, knowing it was probably a bad idea if the whatever it was could murder him.

Nothing. And then: “Bobby, I think it’s Uncle Jackie.”

Jackie felt his heart stop. He reached up and pulled off his mask and hood. “Trevor? Is that you?” 

There was the sound of whispering, and then a small boy with his curly blonde hair tucked under a blue cap came running out from behind one of the trees. He ran right into Jackie with a soft thump, wrapping his small arms around him. “Oh!” Jackie gasped. “It-it is you!”

“Trevor!” A slightly bigger girl with shoulder-length brown hair stumbled out from behind the same tree. “You can’t just do that! He could have been the monster!”

“Nu-uh!” Trevor’s reply was muffled from where his face was buried in Jackie’s leg. “I know him when I see him!”

“We thought we knew Dad when we see him too!” Bobby scowled.

With one hand, Jackie reached down and patted Trevor’s head. “You two are...okay? You’re not hurt?”

Trevor looked up at him with wide grey eyes. “Nope. But I’m hungry.”

Still scowling, Bobby marched over to the other two. She grabbed her brother by the hand and pulled him away. “Be careful!” she hissed.

“You two think I’m An—the monster, don’t you?” Jackie asked.

Bobby gave him a glare that could have fired lasers. “You could be.”

“Well, I’m not. I know I can’t prove it, but you have to trust me. I’m here to get you out of here.”

Trevor gasped. “You’re gonna defeat the monster?”

Jackie crouched, getting down to the kids’ eye level. “I’m going to try. But before I do that, I need to make sure you’re safe. Do you know where we are?”

Trevor shook his head. Bobby pulled him closer to her, then said, “Well, if you don’ know you’re maybe not the monster. He says this is his base. Like a supervillain. We walked through a hole in the wall and came out here.”

Jackie had no experience on the matter, but he was willing to bet this was one of those pocket dimensions Marvin had mentioned. Anti’s home base. “The monster hasn’t hurt you?”

Bobby shook her head. “He’s chased us. He said it was a game.”

“Like evil tag,” Trevor piped up. “Only we don’ wanna get tagged.”

“That’s a good idea,” Jackie mumbled. The kids didn’t look hurt, just tired. Obviously he wasn’t a doctor, but they seemed fine. They might need counseling once they got out of this place, but they were physically okay. “Have either of you seen a way to get out of here? Like, another hole like the one you came in through?”

“No,” Bobby said. “But we haven’ been everywhere.”

“Well, then. Tell me where you haven’t been, and we’ll start there.”

Bobby nodded slowly. She still wasn’t entirely sure that Jackie wasn’t the monster, but Trevor liked him so she’d go along with this. Trevor, meanwhile, pointed at Jackie’s chest. “What’re you holdin’?”

Jackie looked down. “Oh! This is Sam. They’re a friend of Uncle Jack’s.” He tilted his hand so that the kids could see Sam, curled up in his palm. “They’re not feeling too good right now.”

“Can I hold them?” Trevor asked.

Jackie thought about it, then nodded. “Sure, for a minute.” He passed the little eye to Trevor, who needed both hands to hold them. For a second, Sam’s optic nerve-tail twitched. They glowed a bit brighter. “I think they like you, Trev!” Jackie smiled. “Why don’t you carry them for a little bit?”

“Really? Okay!” Trevor smiled down at Sam, then gently hugged them. Bobby stared at Sam. “Why are they an eye?” she asked.

“I don’t know, why are you a human?”

She thought about this question, then shrugged. “I think it’s because Mom and Dad are humans. So does Sam have a mom eye and a dad eye?”

“Maybe. Like I said, they’re a friend of Uncle Jack’s. I don’t know that much about them.” Jackie straightened up. “Now. We have to get out of here. I’m counting on you two to show me where to go. Can I trust you to do that?”

Trevor nodded eagerly. “We’ll go to all the new places!” Bobby also nodded, though not as enthusiastically.

“That’s the spirit! Lead the way!”

The two kids scampered off, heading out of the twisted park. Jackie paused for just a moment, looking around. He had a feeling someone was watching him, and he didn’t like it. But he couldn’t deal with that right now. The kids were the priority. He had to make sure they were safe, no matter what. So he turned and followed them.

He didn’t see the green eyes blink open out of thin air behind him. He didn’t hear the giggle, hidden under the constant hum. He didn’t realize everything was happening just as he intended.

[coreytaylr]

do all the cat asks!!!!!!!

1. Name?- Pici and Mocsok

2. Fur color?- Pici is tricolor, Mocsi is tuxedo!!!

3. Any family you know (other than you)?- i dont know what this means tbh??

4. Age?- Pici is 2 yrs old, turning 3 in March and Mocsi is 4 yrs old, turning 5 in May (oh my god he’s so old!!)

5. Favorite toy?- neither of them really give a shit about toys no matter how many we buy them so :(

6. Nicknames?- i call Pici Babey or Picúr, and Mocsok’s nickname is Mocsi (or bastard)

7. Cinnamon roll or problematic fave?- both of them are both kjsdfksdjf like, i think Pici is the sweetest lady that ever existed, while everyone else thinks she’s the spawn of satan; and w Mocsi, its the other way around, i know the shit he’s done, but everyone else thinks he’s an angel

8. Length of fluff?- normal length for both of them i guess??

9. Any funny habits?- oh man ksjddf Pici likes to announce before she goes in the litterbox and does her business and its the funniest thing ksdjfdskf- Mocsi .. is just not the brightest cat to ever lived, so when he wants to go outside, he will stand in front of the door and meow and scratch at it, and if you open it for him, he doesnt go out but just stands there and stares.. and he just won’t move if you dont nudge him

10. How old were they when you met?- we got Mocsi when he was around 4-6 months old, and Pici has been w us since the day she was born (literally akjfsdf her mother was my cat too)

11. What does their food bowl look like?- they have three bowls: one for the dry food, one for Mocsi, which is a little bigger, blue bowl w a cat’s head drawn inside of it; and Pici just has a basic aluminium one

12. Indoor or outdoor cat?- Pici is a strictly indoor cat as of last year’s summer, Mocsi is kind of like a mix? he is allowed to be outside w/o a harness (i know i dont like it either), but he comes in at night

13. Recent picture?

14. Old picture?

(Pici was only a few months old here

15. Cuddly?- YES YES YES

16. Ever changed their name?- yeah actually, Pici started out as Maki (which means monkey, basically) bc her meows sounded like monkey noises??

18. Eye color?- they both have yellow eyes!

19. How do they express love for you?- they purr and come into my lap, or sleep beside me. Pici likes to stand on my laptop blocking the screen. Mocsi likes to headbutt me, almost breaking my nose

20. How do you express love for them?- i pet them and cuddle up to them, pick em up and hold them in my arms - just the usual

21. Any theories on what breed?- nah, nothing they are just typical house cats

22. Do they ever wake you up?- YEAH Mocsi almost suffocated me way back when, by trying to sleep on my face asdhfklsdf

23. How much do they meow?- Mocsi only meows when he wants food or wants to go outside, so not much. on the other hand, Pici is very vocal (and has an attitude too) and i really really like it !!!

24. Any hiding spots?- hm. not really? or maybe under the bed or table

25. Do they enjoy guests?- Mocsi LOVES new people!!!! he will make friends w everyone and anyone. Pici…not so much (same)

26. Lofty objects to sit on?- we have this huge ass wall-to-wall closet in the living room which is p tall, they like to sleep there. otherwise, they just like to sit on tables

27. Wear a collar?- nah not since Mocsi almost suffocated himself w one

28. How much shedding?- Mocsi is alright, but Pici is a disaster

29. Do they enjoy brushing?- no:((

30. Ever drink from the toilet?- no????, but Mocsi does like to sit on it when the lid is closed dont ask

31. How do they get your attention?- by meowing? but i literally always pay attention to them so

32. Embarrassing thing they’ve done?- Mocsi almost suffocating himself w a collar or running headfirst into the wall. Pici’s p graceful so idk

33. Weirdest thing they try to eat?- Mocsi really likes potatoes for some reason?? and Pici always tries to eat my food

34. Are they like your siblings, children, or friends?- THEY ARE MY BABIES

35. What time do they eat breakfast?- after i wake up, so it depends

36. Do you cut their nails?- we only cut Pici’s nails (when we remember it)

37. Do you think they understand you?- i dont think Mocsok knows anything about this world tbh but im like 99% sure Pici understands everything

38. Ever make fun of them?- oh yeah. a lot.

39. Do you take their picture often?- everytime im home

40. Ever hiss at you?- Pici did!! i tried to take away a bird she caught

41. Ever try to scratch or bite you?- yea, but its all fun and games 

42. If you try to grab their paw, what do they do?- Mocsok doesnt give a flying fuck, Pici takes it away

44. Canned or dry food?- both

45. Weight?- Mocsi is 6 kgs, Pici is 2 kgs. according to google thats 13 lbs and and 4 lbs respectively

46. Ever got lost?- there were times when i was really worried bc Pici didnt come home in time, but they never got lost, no.

47. Do you buy them presents?- YES. just the other day i saw like, wine for pets?? and i really wanted to buy it but my mother didnt let me ://///

48. Do they respond when you call?- Pici does. im pretty sure Mocsok doesnt know what his name is

49. Do they ever see other cats?- yea. my brother has a cat too, so they usually see him, but who knows how many cats Mocsi sees when he’s outside

50. Declawed?- FUCK NO

51. Funniest expression?

52. Favorite place to be pet?- Pici likes it if you like….rub both sides of her face? and Mocsi likes chin scratches

54. Give them a head kiss.- next time i see them, i will !!!!!

55. What time of the year is most exciting for them?- i think its pretty neutral all throughout the year

56. Are they good at hunting real prey?- Pici was real good at it, she could catch birds mid-fly. Mocsok? nah.. he can barely eat his own food ksajfkdsf

57. Do they ever attack nothing?- attack? no. stare at it until i freak out? yeah

58. What are they doing right now?- idk im not at home :(( but its probably sleepy time

59. How long have you had them?- Mocsok for 3,5 years or so, and Pici, as ive said, has been w me since day 1

60. If you could have them stay as a kitten forever, would you?- i dont think so? i love them just the way they are

63. Have you ever stepped on their paw?- no but i did sit on both of theirs kasjkfsdf

64. Ever tripped you on stairs?- we dont have stairs so no

65. Any ear hair?- yeah!!! both of them have some

66. Favorite view from a window?- Pici just likes to spy the people who are on the street. Mocsi doesnt seem to know how to get to the window no matter how much he tries

67. Describe why they are precious.- i mean this whole post is basically about that kskdsf they are just goofy assholes who like to run around and fight each other. and sit/sleep on tables. and my laptop. 

68. Fit the cat stereotype?- Pici definitely does. Mocsok is like a dog in a cat’s body tbh

69. Chaotic neutral?- 100%

70. Do they enjoy following/ keeping you company?- oh dude yes, i cant even shower w/o them scratching at the door

71. Are you their favorite human?- i am definitely Pici’s favorite, but not Mocsi’s :’(((((

72. Do they like tv?- awwwwwwwwwwwwwww Pici used to watch cartoons when she was little, then she started watching like animal planet documentaries about big cats!!! but she lost interest. now she just likes to watch the things i watch on yt (her favorite is jacksepticeye. even if she’s asleep, she will wake up if she hears his intro. she would also like come up to me and meow at jack akjsdkjdsf its so cute)

73. Favorite noise to make?- i mean…purring…hellooo

74. If they were a Neko Atsume cat, what would their momento be?- pass

[justastormie]

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs!

tagged by: @thiswaycomessomethingwicked

a - age: 29 and having a crisis about it

b - birthplace: Springfield IL

c - current time: 17.54

d - drink you last had: masala tea 

e - easiest person to talk to: @volchiitsaa and @hearthburn no question.  I never have to worry about being too weird or just Too Much. 

f - favourite song: Atm I've been singing a lot of the Hamilton soundtrack. 

g - grossest memory: I work in ems. Noone wants to hear the answer.

h - horror yes or horror no: Hells to the yeah. My main groove is gothic horror. Soft spot for Hammer movies. 

i - in love: many, many kinds of love

j - jealous of people: lord yes. 

l - love at first sight or should i walk by again: Not in the traditional sense? But I think that like. There are moments in life when after a lot of interaction you finally like...see someone properly. Who they are, all of them (that another person can comprehend anyway) for the very first time. When you properly see them and in that moment I believe you can fall in love. 

m - middle name: two of em

n - number of siblings: 1

o - one wish: too be less of a neurotic mess

p - person you last called: mom

q - question you’re always asked: So like. What's  it like seeing a dead person?????  Boring and full of paperwork. 

r - reading anything right now: Curse of the Narrows, about the Halifax explosion. Saw a thing on here actually,  never heard of it so I found a couple books. Also a book about the minor league baseball system.  Gotta make even my love of sports nerdy.

s - song you last sang: not throwing away my shot. While pretending it was a napoleon song cause I'm basic

t - time you woke up: 10

u - underwear colour: underwear is a papist conspiracy 

w - when was the last time you really laughed: Last night, watching jacksepticeye getting the beejezus scared out of him 

x - x-rays: uh last one was for my wrist to make sure it wasnt broke. It wasnt i just had a cyst.

y - your favourite food: family recipe spagetti for a dish, italian-American for a cuisine. Fuck me up with pasta.

z - zodiac sign: the snake I think. Hiss hiss. 

[jeanamarie504]

#PositiveMentalAttitude 😘

Is the coast clear?!

No, @therealjacksepticeye in sight?!

Great, Here goes...

..

.

*Breathes in*

*Whip Crack Sound Effect #5*

TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES MY NAME IS JEANA AND WELCOME TO MY BIRTHDAY!

*breathes out*

You heard right folks, its my birthday 😀😀😀😀🍪🍪🍪🍪🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

Since I decided to do the positivity post last year, everybody was soooo sweet to each other, it made my heart feel all warm and fuzzy!

This year i want to do the same thing except things are going to be different! I still want you guys to reblog this post to your lovelies except I have a music edits that Ive made and I'm really proud of that I want you all to see.

Soooo without further adou (don't know how to spell 😂😂) Here's:

UNSTOPPABLE

And

SMILE

I really hope you guys enjoy these 😀 I really hope you all have an awesome day 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

@starlightcrystalgem @therealjacksepticeye @the-septic-actress @emily-nagle @emilightning @graymirandagray @henloiamtrash @fear-is-nameless @divadonadance1 @septicjacks @septiplierstuffs @booper-dooper @bristlee1 @septicuniverse @booperdoopererryday @boopymooplier @simpleagle @editingiseverything @wiishu @cheapcookiez @reneefournierxoxo @all-caps-jacksepticeye @archivefullofyoutubers @alsobooperdoopcr @anotherspnfangirl (if I didnt tag you, I hope you enjoy 😘) GO GET EM GUYS, MAKE ME ONE PROUD BIRTHDAY GIRL 😊😘

[splatteredfandoms523]

A Cute Little Pizza Party

(I thought I’d try out a little story with some Iplier dads and little green Septic children. This is my take two on this story as the first time I wrote this, my laptop crashed.)

It’s been quite the day at the Iplier house, with meetings and plans to keep everything going and in check. Dark and Wilford were talking over plans to either go run errands themselves or send Google or Bim to run to the grocery store to keep the house stocked. But then, there’s a knock on the door. Nobody ever knocks on the door. 

Bim Trimmer happens to be closest to the door and he opens it.

“Uhm, Dark....! Can you and Wil come here for a second???“ Bim stutters, unable to comprehend how this all came to be. 

Dark and Wilford look over, and their eyes get as big. 

“How in the he-?“ Dark tries to get out his sentence, but he just can’t. He’s speechless. 

“Oh Dark! Look at how cute they are! And look at this little green haired one! I don’t think we should leave them out there all on their lonesome,” Wilford coos, picking up a child with a little suit and bow tie, “This one doesn’t have green hair, but this is has gotta be my favorite!“ 

Dark rubs his temples, “Fine, we can bring them inside, but then I need a full Iplier meeting in the living room. Then, we can meet and watch there little children,” He sighs and picks up the small glitchy child. 

Bim hurries to grab Google, Bing, King, Doc and Host. He doesn’t think it would be a great idea to grab Yandere or Ed just yet. But for everyone he does bring with him, their reactions say it all. 

“How did these little children appear on our doorstep? Do we know where they came from? Do we even know their names?“ Google is surprisingly the first to ask these questions. 

Everyone looks dumbfounded at these children until Dark speaks up. 

“Hello children. What are your names?“ He asks.

They each pipe up individually saying their names are Marvin, Chase, Anti, Henrik, Jackie, and one doesn’t talk at all, but Henrik tells them that his name is Jameson and that he was born mute. 

“I dunno how we got here, but I’m scared,“ Chase whines, asking for someone to hold him. Google begrudgingly picks Chase up as Dark has Anti, Wilford has Jameson, Doc has Henrik, Bing has Marvin, and Bim has Jackie as all of them had started to cry. Dark had no idea what to do, but he looked at Wilford and Doc and mimicked their bouncing. It came pretty naturally to him. 

Even all of the children, none of them older than 5, calmed down. Jameson, being the youngest and therefore needing the most sleep, had already passed out on Wilford, making him smile. Chase and Marvin were already asleep in their new robot friends’ arms too, making Bing smile and Google freeze. 

Google has no idea how to handle these newfound emotions and this newfound desire to protect this child, as he looks so helpless in his arms. Bing just smiles as he understands emotions more than Google.

“Hey, Google. You should grab a blanket for the child. He’s shivering,“ Dark snaps Google out of it. 

Google slowly reaches for a blanket, careful not to wake Chase as he searches how to wrap a child in a blanket on his holographic screen. Wilford notices as Google wraps Chase up and giggles, only to see Google turn red. Bing laughs as he also wraps up a shivering Marvin, not taking notice of how skinny he is. 

“Okay, Google, Bing. I need you to take the sleeping children to the spare room. There they can sleep on the bed in there. Wilford, I need you to put that small child in there, too,“ Dark instructs them, earning a little whimper from Wilford that he ignores. 

Google, Bing, and Wilford head for the spare room, and then Doc perks up as he hears Henrik start coughing. He feels Henrik’s forehead, looking concerned.

“Dark, I need to take Henrik to my clinic. He’s running a fever, and don’t worry. I’ll take care of him,“ Doc says to Dark as he power walks to the clinic with Henrik, not giving Dark much of a choice in the matter.

At least I can trust him to take care of that child. Unlike a certain cotton candy killer I know. Dark thinks to himself. 

Dark turns his attention to a fussy Anti that he keeps bouncing on his knee. Bim is bouncing Jackie when he hears Jackie’s tummy rumble. Then, he realizes how skinny Jackie really is. 

“Dark, look at how skinny they are. Anti is just as skinny as Jackie here. We should get some food for them,“ Bim looks concernedly at Jackie, Dark, and Anti, “Hey, buddy. What kind of food do you like?“ Bim asks Jackie. 

“Ooooo I like pizza! With ‘ronis, please!“ Jackie beams.

“Do you want pizza? When was the last time you ate?” Dark asks Anti.

“I want pizza!“ Anti shouts, but he gets quiet at his next response, “Been a long time, Henny made us walk a long way until we got here. He tell us that no one will hurt us here.”

Anti starts to cower a little as Dark looks appalled, “No one will hurt you here. You are safe here. I will see to that. Now. Bim,” Dark says, turning his attention to Bim and Jackie, “Please go see to it that Google orders some pizza for all of these children. Don’t let Bing do it or he’ll order way way too much.” 

Bim looks at Dark the Jackie before he smiles, “Alright! Are you ready to go on an adventure with me, Jackie? We’re gonna go to Google land to order as much pizza as you want, okay?” 

Jackie smiles and giggles, “Yeah! ‘Ventures!” 

They take off for the spare room to find Google when Wilford comes back in the living room, just to see Anti start to relax on Dark. Wilford giggles and smiles, only for his expression to drop a bit when he sees the concern on Dark’s face. 

“Wil, these children haven’t eaten in days.They’re even afraid that we’ll hurt them. How did they end up at our doorstep? Why us?“ Dark frets over the children, “At least Bim is ordering pizza for them with Google and Doc is taking care of the Henrik one and three of them are asleep.“

Wilford frowns, “Well, they don’t have to worry anymore. We got ‘em,” He puts a hand on Dark’s shoulder as he sees Anti glitch a small bit ,”And it looks this little one is either shaky or maybe glitching? Maybe Google could help you with that. Or Doc, but you said he had one of the kids in his clinic, so Google would be your best bet.” 

Dark sighs, holding Anti close, “Maybe I’ll show him to Google later, but for now, I need to talk to Doc, but Wil, when the pizza comes can you pay for it for me?” 

Wilford nods as Dark hands him his card and heads out with Anti. They make their way into Doc’s clinic to see Doc tending to a sleeping Henrik. 

Doc notices his entrance, “His fever has gone back down, at least. But he’s severely dehydrated and needs food.” 

Dark nods,”That was precisely what I wanted to talk to you about. I wanted to tell you that I sent Bim to order pizza with Google’s help for these children.” 

Doc smiles a bit, “Then when pizza gets here, I’ll wake up this little one. But, for now, I’m letting him sleep with the IV drip to get him hydrated and let him rest off that fever.”

Anti looks at Henrik with sad eyes, and Dark notices, “It’s alright. He is in good hands with Doc. But in the meantime, would you like something to drink?”

Anti looks up at Dark, “Yeah, do you have juice?”

“I’m sure we do. Let’s -“ Dark is interrupted by the sound of the doorbell, “I guess we should go get some pizza instead, but we can get juice too.“

Anti smiles, and they head to the kitchen, where Wilford has a tall stack of pizza boxes in his arms. He proceeds to slide them from his arms to the kitchen table. 

“Well, I’m assuming Bing made this order,“ Dark comments as he has Anti choose what kind of pizza he wants. 

Everyone else files into the kitchen, each of the children picking out their pizza before anyone else gets any. The kids are get set down by the coffee table in the living room, besides Jameson. He was clinging to Wilford and wouldn’t be put down, so Wilford just got his pizza whilst holding him and smiling. 

Dark pulls Google aside after a few minutes, “Google, how are we going to put all of these children to bed? That spare room is definitely not enough room for all of them. But, I think Doc is keeping Henrik with him for observation, so that’s one less child to worry about, but that still leaves five children.”

Google looks around, “We could always let one or two of them sleep on the couch or in someone else’s room, depending on the someone, but I for one would like to have the little one with the hat in my room tonight.”

Wilford invades their conversation while holding Jameson, “Google. I didn’t think you could handle children. But, if you get the one with the snapback hat in your room. I want this one,” He gestures to the little happy, shy boy he’s holding, “in my room with me. I got a plan to give ‘im a little bed for himself and everything.” 

Dark chuckles, “I guess we have no where else to put them tonight, so I will allow it. But, the little green one is mine, and that still leaves us with the cat mask one and the superhero one. I forget their names.” 

Bim joins in on the conversation too, “Well, the little superhero can be my sidekick, if you let me.” 

Google looks over at Bing, who’s watching the children while they eat, “Bing would probably take the cat mask one as his cuddle bug if you let him, and I would make sure that he behaved.”

Dark gives. “Alright, you got me. But-” He stops everyone from running to their perspective children, “I don’t want hear a word out of any of you once I get Anti to sleep. If you wake him or me up, it will not be a pleasant morning for you.” 

They took his warning seriously, and once everyone went off into their rooms for the night, after cleaning up pizza plates, no one made much noise. Soon, all you could hear was calm, steady breathing and snoring. So, the chaotic day comes to an end. 

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