justastormie

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Provided your reasons are good and just, Tam will help you hide a body in a garden. As you go about doing so you realize he has like. Super detailed knowledge about the most effective way to hide a body. About how good bone meal is for plants. You ask questions but get no answers. You do get a bowl of soup. 

Elayne is absolutely that friend who would help you hide the body.

Nyneave would yell at you and then help you hide the body.

Egwene would yell at you and make you stand trial for murder, unless she needed the body hidden, in which case she would take the body and hide it herself.

Aviendha killed the body and doesn’t understand why you need to hide it.

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you come at me in my house....

Transcript:

Look. I'm tired of everyone gatekeeping the word "Butch." Butch is a wonderful word, and a wonderful identity, for anyone who identifies [with] it.

Uh, there's only one thing you actually need in order to be Butch, and I'll tell you what it is.

It's a carabiner with way too much shit on it.

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belated but hey folks, i contributed a thing to the thing. 

Volume 1 Out Now!

The volume can be viewed and downloaded from Archive.org here.

You may also directly download it via google drive here.

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[Yes, I had to do it. Yes, all the voices are me. Lyrics under the cut.]

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this is legit my fav piece of terror art to date

commission for @reserve

the drama ☕️

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Have you yet drawn a crossover with Star Wars and Tolkien's work?

now i have

behold

porgoth

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this is on the level of jasmine putri’s tentacle fucking cover

King shark / Constantine I tried to make this like a fake cover <3

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I am a:

⚪ Man

⚪ Woman

🔘 19th Century British Naval Captain

Looking for:

⚪ Men

⚪ Women

🔘 The Northwest Passage

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i want this on stickers so i can put it EVERYWHERE

🦈🌈🏳‍🌈

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So I know practically nothing about either of these guys but that scene is the only thing to give me dopamine in like a week so uh here you go

Alternate caption: Twunk wizard fucked by shark, not clickbait

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🦈🌈🏳‍🌈

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The Wicker Man (1973) | dir. Robin Hardy

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what kind of man?

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crying bc I’ll never be able to buy giant bagels off a kentrosaurus

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Some more of Ahsoka and Enfys - just hanging out after the battle

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Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

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Daniel Gerhartz