#one last time blasting while im praying for one last rep
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my apple music expired yesterday and so the only music i had downloaded on my phone that i could listen to while lifting was hamilton.
#one last time blasting while im praying for one last rep#no but actually#trying to distract myself during a hard set so started lip syncing washington’s farewell address#ty to sixth grade me for purchasing the ENTIRE soundtrack on my now ancient ipad mini#hamilton musical
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CHAPTER 1
“BOOM BOOM BOOM”
Nathan's huge powerful legs made cracks in the concrete as he walked towards Oscars house.
Nathan was one of the most powerful nattys that had ever existed, able to squat 20 plates a side for hundreds of reps. His ripped physique was impeccable, nothing in thousands of kilometers could ever wish to compete with his pure masculine beauty, he was the pinnacle of the human form. Nathan tensed his 50-inch circumference biceps, more than twice the size of Arnold's arms in his prime… however Nathan achieved this COMPLETELY NATTY.
"OSCAR" he yelled, his incredibly powerful voice sending shock waves blowing down trees. You see Nathan had been training his throat muscles for years doing throat curls
I HIT THE GYM HARD, WHILE YOU EAT PIZZA
Girls nearby look at Oscars INCEL body and think "ewww what a loser" while they look at Nathan and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, he’s so strong and ripped".
They admire Nathan because without his looks he's still INFINITELY better than Oscar because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE.
Women want nothing but a REAL MAN like Nathan and its either NATHAN or NOTHING
"Why haven't you incels learnt yet?" he said to Oscar
"It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS." he continued
You see
Nathan is a ripped, muscular SEX GOD who sweats pheromones like waterfalls and makes women ovulate within a 1000 miles radius of him. He possesses the ultimate weapon of conquest, which can claim even entire civilizations without a single bullet having to be fired - ALPHA GENETICS
When Oscar sees a Nathan coming, he naturally lowers his gaze to the ground in submission, knowing full-well how completely and utterly powerless, pathetic, meek, mentally ill wrecks they are in comparison to a GOD. Oscar was a pathetic weakling DYEL who could never even think to compete with a SEX GOD like Nathan the pure absolute perfection that he was. He spent all his time in the most pathetic DYEL place in the world where people would read books or something.
Nathan picked Oscar up and began to curl him because he was bored and went inside to fuck his mom.
The house shook due to Nathans powerful thrusts, he was so good at sex by default, he was born that way. He was a SEX GOD. Oscar cried whilst this happened know he A WEAK LOSER IDIOT FUCKING RETARD DYEL INCEL VIRGIN IDIOT FAGGOT could do nothing to stop Nathan, the strongest man he’d ever seen. Nathan walked out of Oscar’s house and saw him staring at a girl, it was his dream girl, he wanted her more than anything. She gave no notice to Oscar at all since he was a DYEL LOSER FAGGOT. However, as Nathan walked out she immediately turned around drawn to his ultimate masculine presence that no girl could resist. She sprinted over to Nathan and looked at Oscar for a second in disgust. “Wow Oscar you’re such a DYEL LOSER, unlike Nathan what a HOT GOD, how can you even compete?” she walked off because Nathan who didn’t even say anything made her blush so much that her cheeks began to go brighter than they ever had in her life.
Nathan stopped moving for a moment… he sensed something… his super powered ears which he’d trained using high weight ear curls had improved his hearing so that he could hear almost anything happening around the world. However, this sound was something he’d heard before.
It was…
T…Thomas Thomas must have jumped from 1000s of miles away and had landed about 100 meters away from Nathan. The blast from Thomas landing knocked Oscar, a FUCKING LOSER DYEL tumbling hundreds of kilometers away and it seemed that he had broken all of his bones and probably killed him
Thomas immediately dashed 100 meters in 0.1 seconds towards Nathan. Nathan, facing the other direction began turning and clapping slowly… “well well well, look who it is…Thom..ASS”
Thomas grunted in anger. “LETS END IT ALL NOW NATHAN, YOU AND ME, LETS REALLY SEE WHO IS THE GREATEST” Thomas pulled out of his pocket muscle a whole bench press machine and barbell with many plates, with no safeties of course because why would someone like Thomas ever fail a set? IM UP FIRST, Thomas laid down on the bench which was specially made to hold someone of his HUGE POWER AND SIZE, he weighed 500kg. of pure muscle.
Thomas was so big he had a gravitational field powerful enough that he could manipulate objects nearby and move them, this is how he moved 10 plates onto each side of the bench press barbell
He pumped out 100 reps in 2 seconds. And yelled “LIGHT WEIGHT BABY” just like Rich Piana when he finished. “Hmmph” not bad said Nathan “but I can do much better” Nathan did 100 reps in 1 second. Impressive. Thomas was angry, he wouldn’t let Nathan beat him he increased the weight by two times… 20 plates on each side, 820kg bench press. He punched out his max set of 100 reps in 1 second he couldn’t do any more… Nathan stared at Thomas in disbelief, was Thomas the true SEX GOD, he was intimidated and even scared. Nonetheless he knew he could do it if he prayed to the only god he knew, Rich Piana. He put his headphones in and played his favorite song, The Natty Anthem, Rich Pianas theme song. “WHATEVER IT TAKES” Nathan Yelled
He went down onto the bench and pushed out as many as he could, however Nathan was on his very last rep to get to 101 and beat Thomas but he couldn’t make it… he felt his very life slipping away from him. He would die on that bench if he had to, he had to do WHATEVER IT TAKES COME ON.
All of a sudden something began to push the bar up just enough for Nathan to lock out and finish that last rep… Out the corner of Nathans peripheral vision, which he had trained to be better than any animal on the planet because of his eye curls, he saw Oscar. Oscar was almost dead, every bone in his body broken except his brain and his penis bone which seemed unbreakable… he had made Nathan win. Thomas YELLED OUT IN RAGE AND JUMPED AWAY “O…Oscar you came back to win it for me” Nathan said “I’m just doing what you told me to always try do… I did… I did whatever it takes”
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