#oncie back to his bribing capitalist ways

[the-dreamcler-archives]

dream and the onceler are going bungee jumping to repair their failing marriage. the other day the onceler dropped his platinum wedding ring into the gears of his wildlife-crushing-machine and hasn't replaced it yet.

dream is trying to speedrun bungee jumping. the instructor has had to catch his seven foot tall ass five times because hr will not stop trying to jump off without his harness. the onceler does not care at all and keeps trying to push him off with his daintily gloved hands. the instructor is crying. the onceler offers to pay him off if he rigs dream's harness. the instructor cries harder

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credit to anonymous dreamcler author