#once again the lead singer of the band i’m obsessed with creams his jeans straight into the mic every other song | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

speakercrab666 · 6 months

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edgy teen that lives in my head hearing the music at work: heh… heheh… yknow, someone oughta take ooo wop wop sha-ooo wop wop away from Meghan Trainor… it’s getting old 😎

(alarms blaring, red lights flashing)

the cringe police that also live in my head bc being mean is cringe, speaking into a megaphone: HEY YOU! SOMEONE OUGHTA TAKE (loud erotic moans) AWAY FROM GERARD WAY! I’M GETTING HARD!!

#the actual events that happened in my brain today upon hearing another Meghan Trainor ooo wop wop sha-ooo wop wop song #which again i must emphasise she is entitled and encouraged to do #this is not Meghan Trainor hate #not music based at least idk what she’s like as a person #once again the lead singer of the band i’m obsessed with creams his jeans straight into the mic every other song #i couldn’t judge her even if i wanted to #my fate is sealed and i’m on the side of cringe my friend #you can put that little number on my tombstone when the cringe police finally catch up to me for all that phan shit back in high school #stay safe kids don’t ship real people #that sticks on ur cringe record til the day u die #el has a life

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