#on turning a new leaf

[jollymalt]

more animal crossing drawings!

[saetoru]

ex-convict geto who stays home with the kids while you’re at work. no one wants to hire him after he’s released so he stays home and takes care of things while you’re earning, and for a guy who spent a good time in prison, he’s surprisingly gentle with his hands—they braid hair and make snacks and fold laundry and tuck the blanket under the chins of his daughters. he’s done a lot of bad things, but he’s turned over a new leaf. cause his girls need him—and you? you need him too

[spookberry]

toradeen in the webisodes be like

[mayor-brandy]

Checking on the berries… they’re doing good!

[phantomrose96]

Been doing a selective relisten of TMA where I skim and listen to old episodes I remember quite liking. I'm enjoying this and it works considering the majority of statements are stand-alone but the funniest impact this has on the story is just speedrunning Jon's *gestures* everything.

Dude spends approximately 4 days being a stiff stuck-up pompous ass skeptic and on day 5 he's like "I'm DONE with that, actually. We're about to die by 5-trillion worms so I have to confess I am in fact scared of EVERY ghost ever and I've ONLY been acting like an asshole because I am so afraid of the thing watching me and also because I'm an asshole. I promise to no longer be an arrogant skeptic I will NOW be a paranoid conspiracy theorist who thinks every fart is a gunshot trying to kill me."

But the actual funniest impact is when I scroll and remember an old s1 episode I do wanna listen to and listening to that out of order is like "Statement ends. Btw I'm NORMAL again. I'm not a conspiracy theorist anymore never mind that. I'm the smartest person in the room again. Anyway this person's fucking stupid for thinking bugs exist. I hope Martin dies today."

[trappedinafantasy37]

💜Evil murder kitten's list of cute date ideas💜

Destroying a grove of refugees

Blowing up sacred temples

Slaughtering our enemies

Attending public executions

Personally throwing hands with god

Killing your mother

[3416]

yeah baby...

[gidle]

ignite the sun, just like the spring has won

for @eyelinerbf

[kaleidoru]

diver maid's space walk

[carlyraejepsans]

i don't think I've ever enjoyed a birthday party with friends as much as today i am genuinely getting a bit teary eyed

[jollymalt]

reese and cyrus!

[claitea]

joining you in the pla ruined my life club. also the idea that people confessing to volo about how much they liked him and they wish he wouldn’t have turned all evil on him would actually make him feel worse bc they just liked a facade? man. trying to hurt me huh. it’s like he’s allergic to genuine connection and is obsessed with making people hate him for no reason

YEAHHH ITS LIKE. what i like abt pokemas's volo is that we're getting a better look at exactly how he thinks and feels and what it is is that he literally. cannot identify when people are being positive to him anymore. he is Always on the defensive as a survival tactic so Everything must be treated as some kind of slight against him or a manipulation. because clearly something happened in the past to make him that distrustful! he literally cannot afford to trust again or whatever made him be this way could happen to him again!

what volo needs is a friend. but he wouldnt know one even if they fell from the sky, collected the plates and then beat his ass at spear pillar.

[saymyzb1]

hae-in’s mom is trash but im not gonna ignore the fact that she started running in fear as soon as she heard her daughter was slightly injured.

it’s gonna break her when she finds out that hae-in is actually dying

[mayor-brandy]

A new build I’ve been working on: a berry farm! 🍓🫐

[gaolerdeathmetal]

I need FR to get insane about adding plushie items a la neopets it's not enough to have the deity plushies, I want a plushie of every breed and plushies of familiars too this goes double if they ever add a hoard exhibit/item gallery thing on dragon pages

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

look at them having a completely normal non-manipulative friendship what good friends they all are. look at those happy smiles and ignore the red lines im sure the red has no symbolism at all hahaha