#on the spot style

[youre-dreaming-302]

[benotafwaid]

In your world do angels do this sort of thing all the time, or is it only while on vacation? Also what's the heaven like? Do believers get to spend eternity smashing angel pussy, or is it a more normal take on heaven, and the angel-fucking is relegated solely to the mortal realm?

The Celestial Realms have a certain level of disconnect with the Mortal Realm, and so, either periodically or when someone notices something weird happening, an emissary must be sent to study various aspects of mortal life.

34 Rides has been sent on the regular schedule, and their duty chosen by the wild uptick in freaky porn over the course of the last century or two.

34 Rides just likes to say they're on vacation because they were literally told to go down to the Mortal Plane and have as much sex as possible for a couple of decades. While they themselves do not normally crave carnality, they are aware that most mortal species do, and that this would help them seem relatable.

As far as heaven goes... I have never thought about that so that means I gotta think about it now... As per the meme.

It's not really about belief, because in this universe the Divine is demonstrably real in the form of 34 Rides A Cowboy To Save A Horse and their constant mention of their Superiors. Religion is actually irrelevant to this fact.

There is a Heaven and a Hell, and you go to one depending on how much harm you knowingly caused to others(and where you'd actually enjoy yourself the most. Masochists get to go to Hell if that's what they're into, that sort of thing).

As far as smashing angel pussy in Heaven.... Uh, yeah sure. I mean most of them do NOT look conventionally fuckable, but if you get consent, you can totally dick down that mess of wings and eyes and fire.

The thing about Heaven is that it is the quintessential 'Paradise'. It has what you want it to have. Physics don't really apply unless you need them in order to feel comfortable. Over time, and we're talking a very long time here, Eons, that sort of thing, you will gradually lose all sense of connection with your Mortal life and when you no longer recall what you did, you don't really feel entitled to a reward anymore, so you usually get reincarnated or promoted to a cherub, which is like a baby angel/angel intern.

This is NOT how most angels came into being though, but you'll have to send a separate ask for that...

[mossy-paws]

these fuckass robots that I hate /aff (Ultrakill x PHIGHTING!)

the girls are PHIGHTING! again

[chiscribbs]

My brain literally would not let me rest until I got this out of my system, so here we are.

Okay, so - Future Donnie's canon design sure is a thing. I actually love the concept, mechanic aesthetic is great for Don, but I'm not crazy about the all-black waders/overalls they're just...they're a choice. Definitely a choice. So I figured it was time to update those old Future Donnie designs I made awhile back (which, surprisingly, weren't too far-off? I got the pants pockets right at least, lol)

Here are some of my own takes on the new look. I challenged myself to try and stay as close to the canon design's over-all (haha) vibe as I could, so they don't differ too drastically. Just a few alternative ways to do basically the same concept. For funsies.

***Zero disrespect intended towards Andy, for the record. He's giving us the content we've all been craving and he's the realest one for that! (Also, the overalls aren't that bad, tbh? I think it's just the all-black inking that makes them look kinda off in the preview image.) Still super excited for the full comic to finally be released AAAAAAAA!!

[blue-bird1967]

long time no see, rookie~

[valeriapryanikova]

i finally watched across the spider-verse recently so here have some messy doodles :D

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Norppa Identified.

[br3adtoasty]

We would like to interrupt the usual art program with—

✨Some Spiderverse doodles!✨

[hootyhoowoo]

A little 15 min doodle but first post of the year has to be Bingqiu!

[fruitfulfaggot]

a sketch that I spent waaay too long trying to get right. anyway I think one (1) kiss from wallace would fix scott somehow

[yuutaguro]

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[kmpshitposter]

- I know you now. You are The Laughing Magician. I dreamt you once.

- Yeah? Hope you didn't wake up screaming.

[i-cast-zone-of-truth]

So I just picked up another Vorkosigan book (having inhaled the first 8 or 9 books several months ago), and I dont know if it's that I've been away or that this series just keeps gaining momentum, but I am here to tell you the PLOTTING on these bad boys is THE TIGHTEST SHIT. Listen. Every time I pick up one of these books I underestimate it. somehow!!!! I say to myself "ah yes, this will be merely good." AND THEN IT KNOCKS MY SOCKS OFF. it's not just the plotting. It's the fact that this woman UNDERSTANDS PEOPLE SO GODDAMN GOOD. And she's like. Genuinely progressive about it. do NOT be fooled by the archaic language. she's got THE SPIRIT in a MAJOR way. And in my (huge metropolitan) library's app, where you borrow nothing without waiting 4-50 weeks, her stuff is TRAGICALLY always available. Please help me create hold times for these books! You'll thank me!!!

[sad-leon]

TMayNT Day 1: Favorite Turtle

This is a surpise to no one, but I love this silly guy

[lutheban]

Death: The Time of Your Life comic panel edits with Kirby

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[alenseress]

Redrew two of my sketchbook works in digital while I'm having a crisis with my usual artstyle

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