#on my laptop but imagine i posted this with a million crying emojis

[algolagniaa]

scrambling eggs and the egg yolk was more yellow than orange and i went "ew why did i buy these poor people eggs" but then remembered it's because i am a poor person

[haggendazs-dispersion]

Vows (Royality)

Aaaaaaand here is part 2! I know I said I would post it the next day, but I forgot... Sympathetic Deceit week started and I got lost in the mess of that and I wasn’t able to post for the rest of the week because I was away from my laptop and I do not trust mobile tumblr. 

You can read Part 1 HERE!

Also on AO3, Wattpad, Quotev, and Fanfic.net.

Ship: PattonxRoman (Royality) ft. LoganxThomasxVirgil

AU: None

Warnings: None

Requested By: No One

Plot: Roman and Patton get married, that's it. Just cute, fluffy Royality wedding. And there may or may not be a proposal at the end... 😉

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"Today, we few have gathered because these two amazing... men, want to be bound to each other for life," Joan began, looking out at the small number of people gathered for the wedding. Virgil stood behind Patton, acting as his best man, and Logan being Roman's. Thomas was obviously there, along with Talyn, Valerie, Terrence, Leo, Jon, Doddi, and Ben were also there, and they spent a good 20 minutes figuring out how to set up a live stream so the fans could also watch. Joan had demanded they be the minister at the wedding the second they found out Roman was going to propose and had spent $20 and 2 hours to become an actual minister for it. "Marriage is a special-"

"Joan, sweetheart, can we just skip to the vows?" Patton was too excited to stand there as Joan went on spouting random sentences of the sanctity of marriage.

Joan sighed in relief, "Oh thank god, I had no idea where I was going with that. Anyway, I believe you both have prepared your own vows." Both sides nodded, smiles wide as they just soaked each other in, hands holding tightly to the others, staring into each other's eyes. "Roman, you first."

Roman breathed deeply before opening his mouth. "I spent a lot of my life imagining the perfect relationship. I imagined this perfect person who would love me despite my flaws, someone who would hold me close and kiss away the pain on bad days and hug me tight and tell me how much they love me on the good days. I imagined all the dates we could go on, sunny picnics in the park, moonlit strolls, walking where sand and water meet on the beach, museums, art galleries, diners, drive-in movies, and everything in between. It's no secret I am a hopeless romantic. I spend most days daydreaming, mostly about this perfect person in this perfect relationship on these perfect dates. The problem I kept running into, however, was I didn't have this perfect person to have this perfect relationship with and go on perfect dates with until I met you." This was the moment when Roman decided to slide the ring on Patton's hand, continuing to talk. "We started dating, and I knew I wanted to marry you because you were my perfect person. You filled the gap in all my daydreams of perfect dates in a perfect relationship. And, while our relationship isn't exactly the same as the perfect one I imagined, it's even better, and I want to spend the rest of my life in a perfect marriage with you." Patton was crying by the end of Roman's speech. Everyone was either fangirling to the max or crying at how beautiful that was. The chat, which had mostly stopped as the wedding began, exploded with crying emoji's, OMGs, Awwwwwes, and tons more.

Joan choked back their own tears, wiping carefully at the edge of their eyes. "Patton, your vows."

Patton took a minute, trying to calm down enough to speak over his happiness, tears, and all the love he felt for Roman at that moment. "Roman, god, I had this whole speech with all these metaphors and puns and promises." He stopped the laugh lightly, everyone else sparing a chuckle at how Patton that sounded. "But now I can't remember a word of the speech I spent months writing and rewriting. What I do remember is that I love you, so, so, so, so, so much. You are my world, my everything. I didn't know I could love one thing, one person, so much. I love you a hundred times more than I love dogs, a thousand times, a million times. I want that perfect relationship, that perfect marriage. I want to go on those perfect dates with you. I want to stay up until all hours of the night whispering about everything, I want to wake up in your arms, holding me tight. I want to kiss you goodnight and kiss you good morning. I want to wake up to your kisses and complain about morning breath. I want everything with you. I couldn't imagine life without you, and not because we're aspects of Thomas's personality and see each other every day no matter what. I want to be able to not only call you mine but call you my husband." As he spoke, he slowly slid the ring on Roman's finger. Once again, the chat had exploded with comments, but no one paid them any mind, to wrapped up in what was happening in front of them.

"By the power vested in me, by the state of Florida, I now pronounce you husband and husband! You may now kiss the groom!" With those final words from Joan, Roman pulled Patton forward into a kiss as everyone cheered. When they finally pulled away, they rested their foreheads together, Roman's hands holding Patton's cheeks. They smiled and just enjoyed each other's presence and the fact they were now married.

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Hours later, at the reception, which was just a small party at Thomas's house because there were very few guests, Patton and Roman held each other close. No matter how fast or slow the music was, they just swayed together on the dance floor set in the middle of the living room.

"I love you so much, you know that?" Roman whispered.

Patton smiled, "that's the 12th time you've said that of course, I know. I love you too, with all my heart."

"Have you been counting?"

"Yep, I'm going to continue counting how many times my husband tells me he loves me." Roman smiled at the word husband and pulled Patton in for another kiss. "And that's kiss 185. I'm counting those too."

"You are adorable, it's one of the reasons I married you."

"Oh, there are multiple reasons?"

"Of course, I have a whole list of reasons to love you. 498 of them so far, and I just keep adding more."

"13. I love you so much."

"I love you too."

They kissed again, before being attacked by Thomas, Logan, and Virgil close behind. "Okay you two, we've let you be for a whole 3 hours! That's longer than I promised! Come have fun with us lovebirds!" They all laughed and Thomas led them all out the front door away from the small party. They chatted casually, walking down the street. They got strange looks, 5 people who looked almost exactly alike in suits was a strange sight.

They reached the park and they sat on the small jungle gym, normally meant for children. After a while, Logan spoke up, "Thomas, Virgil, can I speak with you two a moment?" They both nodded and the three stood and walked about 10 feet away, standing on the edge of the grass field. Patton and Roman watched on from where they were sitting, already knowing what Logan planned on asking his boyfriends.

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Thomas and Virgil looked from each other to a very nervous Logan, both worried. The three of them stood in a small circle, holding each other's hands. Logan pulled his hands to wipe them on his pants before folding them infringe on himself, trying to remember the speech he had prepared and practiced with Roman for months. He swallowed thickly and looked into his boyfriends' eyes. They both stared back in confusion.

"I promise it's nothing bad, and I apologize if I've scared or worried either of you." The smiled tightly, and Thomas and Virgil returned it with reassuring smiles of their own, both reaching forward to take his hands in theirs again. Finally, he felt ready to ask the four words he'd been itching to ask, but he still couldn't remember a damn word he'd written prior that case before it.

"Are you okay, gumdrop? You seem nervous, that's my thing," they all shared a short laugh at Virgil's statement.

Logan nodded, "I am okay, love. But I am nervous, and once I tell you why, you will understand why I am nervous. I love you both, I hope you know that. I love you both equally. You both also should know that I am not one for feelings, but for you two, I've made an exception. And this is not at all how I planned this to go. I spent a month writing and rewriting a whole speech, I even asked Roman to read it over and help me practice, but now I can't remember a damn word because you both look so amazing and I love you both so much. So, instead of standing here trying to remember the speech I wrote, and will probably remember in the middle of the night tonight, I decided to do what Patton always says to do and speak from the heart." Both Thomas and Virgil gasped and looked from Logan to each other and back again as Logan dropped to one knee in front of them, "Will you marry me? Both of you?" Thomas was the first to nod before collapsing down to hug Logan tightly then kissing him fiercely. They both looked up to a shocked Virgil, who had tears in his eyes. It took him a second to process what was happening, but when he did, he nearly tackled to the other two to the ground, kissing Logan and Thomas, repeatedly muttering yes's.

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They eventually walked back over to a smiling Roman and Patton, who immediately demanded to see the rings. Thomas excitedly held his hand out to show the ring Logan had bought him. Virgil hesitantly held out his own hand, blushing fiercely.

"So, how did they like that amazing speech we wrote?" Roman asked, watching Patton, Virgil, and Thomas chat excitedly.

"I'll never know, I couldn't remember any of it. Just one look at them and every thought just flew out of my mind. All I knew is I loved them and I wanted to marry them. So, that's what I told them."

Roman laughed quietly and hooked an arm over Logan's shoulder. "Close enough. Either way, you proposed and you're all engaged, right?"

Logan nodded, looking over at his fiances. "Yeah. And you and Patton are married. It seems only weeks ago that Virgil was angrily confessing his love for us."

"And it feels like only weeks ago I was asking Patton on a date, life passes fast."

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Taglist: @fandersfic-royality @fandersfic-logan @fandersfic-patton @fandersfic-roman @fandersfic-virgil

[halethestilinskis]

“You’re Okay With Vlogging?” - Niall Horan Imagine

REQUESTS OPEN

(y/h/s) = your home state

“Hey lovelies” you greeted the camera after having done your make up for an hour, “so today is a little different because I was doing adult stuff and couldn’t vlog too much, I decided to do a Q&A, and you guys sent me a whole bunch of really great questions.” 

The questions started out pretty normal, asking about yourself, if you had a boyfriend, how your cat, Jeffrey, has been, and just some personal things that everyone wanted to know and you felt comfortable enough answering.

“The next question that got a lot of a likes is, ‘what celebrity would you like to meet’” you said to the camera, reading the question off your laptop that was to the left of you, “this is really easy actually, I would really love to meet Niall Horan” you gushed, smiling widely. “He’s absolutely stunning, super funny and down to earth guy. Like I feel like I would just click with him and when we met we would instantly fall in love and have the prettiest little blue eyed babies” 

It took a second to recompose yourself and answer more questions, but all throughout the Q&A, you kept referring to Niall, he was stuck in your mind now. When you posted to video on YouTube and Twitter, you of course tagged Niall. The title ended up being ‘BABIES WITH NIALL HORAN!?’ And on Twitter, you tagged him saying “hey @niallhoran let’s make a date” with a winky emoji, which you knew wouldn’t catch his attention, but hey it’s always worth a shot. 

Fans and friends had been sharing the video like crazy, sending to all members of One Direction even though they were no longer a band. They even went gifed it and sent it to him on every social media platform, hoping he would see it. Again, you knew it was a long shot, but a small little bubble of hope was still there that he would see it.

Your phone was getting blown up this morning, it was only 6 o’clock in the morning when you were getting calls that you instantly ignored the millions of texts and tweets after that. 

Wondering what was going on, and if there was a possibility that you were in danger, you actually checked your phone instead of going back to sleep. "Oh my GOD” you groaned, annoyed, and scaring your cat that was sleeping right beside you, you unlocked your phone to see 300 @ replies that you had gotten in the last hour, every single one of them had Niall and you tagged, which made your heart race. You scrolled the the top as quickly as you good, seeing all of the replies and then finally, the tweet they were replying to, which said ‘I see you @YTN’, with a winky face at the end. Your mouth fell open, hand shaking, almost dropping your phone, you had no idea how to respond to this sort of thing, both on twitter and in real life. There’s was no way you were going back to sleep now, you were wide awake, wide eyed and shaking. 

The tweet was short, but you stared at it and read it over a million time, still in shock that Niall noticed a tweet, about your vlog that said you wanted his babies. There was no clear way to respond to the tweet, you had a million ideas running through your head, from fangirling all the way to not responding at all, but something deep inside you said you had to reply to him. The next couple of hours was spent mulling over a reply with one of your best friends, thinking of something that you would actually say, not something to make you seem cooler than you actually are. 

‘How about in real life?' Was the reply you both decided on. You quickly sent it and threw your phone across the bed, freaking out and squealing wondering if he’ll reply to you again. 

The day was not productive, you spent a good portion checking your phone to see if you got a reply, and by portion, you meant every 5 minutes even though you turned on the notifications for his tweets. 

What felt like days went on, of you sitting in the exact same position in your bedroom, staring at your phone. Finally, you gave up, after a couple hours of nothing and figured, if he was going to say anything, it would’ve been said already. That and, a watched pot never boils. You ended up picking up your camera and started vlogging for the day, because after all, they are daily. 

“Good morning lovelies, so I actually got a surprise this morning that you all probably know about, which was, Niall FUCKING tweeted at me” You gushed out, unable to get the smile off your face, "I stared at it for like 2 hours before replying, and then embarrassingly enough, most of the morning, waiting for a reply. I literally can't get this smile off my face"

You went about your day, doing the things you normally did, vlogging everything and getting stuff for this days video, such as, going to the gym, running some errands and more importantly, not thinking about the Niall tweet, in fact, you haven't looked at your phone for most of the day because you knew when you looked at it and saw nothing from him, you would be disappointed.

It was getting late, and almost time for you to call it a day and start editing the vlog, when your phone went off, it was a tweet from Niall talking about how great his show had been and a part of you died, because you got your hopes up too much, but at the same time, now he's on twitter. You decided to pick up the camera again, and tell your viewers that Niall was on Twitter and you were patiently waiting for a response, but once again, you had to remind yourself that a watched pot won't boil, so you put your phone down and started editing the video, and if something needed to be added in, it always could be.

Another hour or so passed, and it was about time to make dinner, only you really didn’t feel like it, so you guessed it was just a pizza and netflix night. All hope was given up, you felt like a sad little deflated balloon. Your phone lit up beside you on the couch and you saw it was Niall again, you had no hope that he would talk to you , but you decided to open the twitter app anyway, and see what he said. It was just a video of him talking about his upcoming tour that you were absolutely going to, and before you could close out the app, you noticed a tiny blue one in the bottom right corner. Thinking it was one of your viewers sending you a message you quickly opened it only to see Niall's name with a little blue checkmark showing you it was actually him.

Where do ya live? Read the message, and once again you froze in your tracks, heart beating like it's about to explode and hands shaking. You must've clicked his name and went back to the message a million times just to make sure it was actually him.

(y/h/s) you replied.

It was only a few seconds before he replied back, which made you squeal in delight and made you a lot more grateful that you lived by yourself.

That's perfect, I'm driving through there tomorrow, how 'bout we meet up? He replied which made you borderline cry. 

You couldn't delay the message you had to answer as fast as you could, That would be amazing! You sent back and the rest of the conversation was just about where you lived and things that were around it. He eventually just agreed to meet you at your house, since he didn't want to be mobbed in public.

It was incredibly hard to sleep that night, you had no idea when he would show up, or what would happen. Your house was already spotless from cleaning the previous day, which was why you made the Q&A in the first place, but you were still going to get up a little earlier to put some finishing touches on it to really impress him, assuming he comes in your house. You popped some melatonin, and drifted off without dreaming.

Your alarm blared in the morning, no notifications on your phone, but you opened twitter just in case, because apparently, you missed it last time, but nothing was there.

The day started off with a shower, then hair and doing your make up, which only took you a few hours, and then it was onto cleaning. You started in the living room and made your way to the kitchen, making some breakfast while you were in there. Deciding to skip the gym, you laid out a yoga mat and just did some stretches, ignoring the pit in your stomach. About an hour later, your phone lit up, actually giving you a notification that Niall sent you a message, 10 minutes away. 

You went into an absolute panic, first changing and then fixing all the decorations in your house and making sure your hair and make up were on point, and also grabbing your camera and having a quick freak out before getting ready to meet Niall. None of your friends knew about this yet, you didn’t want them coming over and mobbing him, as well as, you didn't even want to deal with all the texts you were going to get. 

Before you knew it, there was a knock at the door, and you opened it to be greeted with Niall's shining face, and two huge guys standing behind him dressed in all black, a Gopro recording his entrance into your house.

"Hi!" you exclaimed, seeing his face turn up into a grin, then side stepping to let him and his entire crew in.

"How are ya?" he asked, stepping inside of your house, and then giving a hug that you almost died from.

"I'm.." you faltered for a second, "really nervous to be completely honest" Niall chuckled, "That's alright. I understand"

You weren't sure what to say, so you just offered him some water and to cook something for him to which he politely declined, but accepting the water.

"So you're a vlogger?" he asked with a confused look scrunched in his face, "What is that exactly?"

"Oh, its simple, I just record my everyday life, edit it together and then people watch it" you explained.

"Ah, is that why there's a camera sitting there?" he asked, motioning to the Gopro.

"Yeah" you said nervously, starting to get a little more comfortable, but not 100% yet, and you could tell he wasn't either, "I was going to vlog you and us meeting and everything, but I decided against it, the Gopro just filmed you walking into the house, if that's okay with you?"

"That's fine" he shrugged, looking at his team who were all staring at him, making sure he was safe, "But you can vlog if you want, we can make a little clip"

"Really? You're okay with that?" you asked nervously but your obvious excitement shined through more.

"Definitely" he said, matching your excitement and grabbing the camera off your kitchen counter. You figured it would be you vlogging, but instead it was him, holding and talking to the camera like a pro, "Hello lovelies" he said, getting your phrase just right, which made your jaw drop.

"I'm here with my future baby mama, (y/n)" he smiled, moving his body so you were also in the frame.

"I've already written my wedding vows" you joked, causing Niall to laugh.

"Well shit, I guess I need to start working on mine, and apparently get you a ring" he fawned, looking at you, "What kind of ring would you like, love?"

"Well personally, I'm a white gold or platinum fan" you started, "But honestly the rest is up to you dear" You finally got closer to him and sarcastically wrapped your arm around him like he was your boyfriend.

"You got it, babe, I'll run out right now and get you that" he laughed, as you grinned at him calling you pet names. He shut the camera off after that, and placed it in his pocket, it was your guess that he would be vlogging for you for the rest of the day.

There was a stupid grin on both your faces, and at the moment, you knew what you said about just instantly clicking was right, because you could already feel a friendship, if not, memories forming, he was such an easy going and fun person to be around and talk to.   

"You have a really nice house, by the way" he said suddenly, snapping you out of a trance, "do ya live here alone?"

"Yeah, actually" you smiled, "I cook, clean, and decorated all by myself here". You felt a little accomplished as he looked around and nodded.

"Never gets lonely?" he asked, now looking at you.

His eyes on you made you more nervous, but it was very easy and natural to look him in the eye, as shy as you were, "Absolutely, I hate having a day off and just being here alone, but at the same time, I don't want a roommate destroying my house"

"What about a boyfriend?" he asked, his eyebrows cocked.

"Well we're getting married and having pretty babies, so I'm just waiting on you to move all your stuff in" you grinned at him.

He smiled and laughed, "I'll go get some clothes out of the bus and throw them around the house if that'll make you feel better"

"Only if you're going to help me clean it up afterwards" you cocked an eye at him, knowing that he was a clean freak.

"I've gotta help my wife out if she's going to be running around after, what, 3 kids?" he smirked.

"See! We are connected, I was thinking 3 kids as well" you said, half of you was believing this was totally meant to be while the other half wasn't believe it was real.

"We’re married, of course we are" he said a little too seriously, making the pit in your stomach come back, "do you have names picked out yet?"

"Not really, but I have a lot of boy names I like, so you can name our girl" you told him honestly.

"I'm alright with that, at least I know our baby girl will be beautiful" he said, admiring you, making you blush madly. His team was completely ignoring you guys now, stepping outside even because they now knew that you weren't a threat to precious Niall, only completely in love with him.

"Well our boys are going to be little brunettes with blue eyes, and you can teach them to play soccer, and guitar" this was literally your fantasy.

"What about a house in Ireland though, I'd like to visit sometimes" he grinned, his face going a little red like he was actually making these plans.

"How about he just move to Ireland in general, then our kids can have the accent too" you winked at him.

"Now we have to actually get married" he said seriously with a smile, "you're too open minded to give up"

"All we need is that ring" you joked.

He pulled out the camera again, turning it on, and draping his arm around you while you sat on the couch now, "Hey guys"  he started, "So here's what we've decided so far, we're going to have 3 kids, 2 boys and a beautiful girl, and we're moving to Ireland, I just have to get her the ring".

"He even offered to messy my house up for me, like a real husband, so I think this marriage will definitely work out".

He was looking at you with heavy lidded eyes as you talked to the camera, and you didn’t notice it until you turned to look at him, and forgetting whatever the hell you were saying. Then he smiled and turned back to the camera, "she was right though, we did have an instant click"

"Like a seatbelt" you added before realizing you sounded stupid, but Niall only chuckled and put down the camera.

The rest of his time spent there was actual genuine conversation, you were actually getting to know each other, likes and dislikes, dreams and aspirations, and it was like sitting down with an old friend and catching up instead of sitting in your house with a massive celebrity. It didn't feel like cliché talk, like how celebrities always talk to you, ask how you are, what you want to do with your life, it was kind of that, but on a much deeper level, you were learning what was in each others hearts.

"I wish I could stay longer" he said with a forlorn look on his face after his manager told him they had to hit the road.

"You have to come back home sometime"  you joked, causing him to smile, but it didn't quite reach him eyes. Was he really upset he had to go? So were you, don’t be ridiculous, but he was Niall and you were, well… you.

"On a serious note"  he started, "Would I be able to get your number so we could still talk?" 

You could tell he was a little nervous about asking, but you were ecstatic with your answer and taking his phone to put your number in there.

I'm gonna give ya a call after my show tonight, yeah?" he half asked, pocketing his phone.

"Please?" you said, knowing he would.

"And I promise I'll see ya again" he smiled, pulling you in for a hug. You walked him to the door and opened it for him, his team waiting for him to exit.

"Not a goodbye, just a see you later" you smile half heartedly. You've known this man for about 4 hours and it was still so heartbreaking to say goodbye. He smiled back at you, and gave you another hug, and a kiss on the cheek, watching your eyes light up as he looked deep into them, then taking your hand and doing the dramatic let go, as you watched him walk down your steps, and closing your door.

You made your way back to your couch depressed, a visual sad lip as you looked at the spot he was just sitting in, where you made the deepest connection with anyone you have ever met, even if this was a celebrity and you totally called it. You turned on the TV trying to get it out of your head, he'll text and call you as promised, and if he didn't you would just call him out on twitter, because hey you guys are married.

You were just about to wrap a blanket around you  and watch some netflix when Niall opened the door, causing you to jump and throwing a few articles of clothing in your house, "Have fun cleaning, my love!" he laughed as he ran back down the stairs.

"Niall!" you called, giggling like mad and watching him wave bye from the bus. At least you had some of his clothes now, now he HAD to come back to see you.