#on my knees and whimpering

[rosicheeks]

those tags 🥺🥺🥺 can we please cuddle and kiss and relax and hang out and infodump to each other? i think that’d probably fix me 💖

-🌸

[h0tdog-water]

i don’t give a shit that he’s 6’2 i want him MOANING and WHIMPERING

[dilemma-danger]

vic fuentes mpreg when? 😁

now.

[brainrotcharacters]

save me Lasko Moore who deliberately suffocates Dear's trauma givers save me

[actuallycassidyiambusy]

EXCUSE ME

EX-FUCKIN-CUSE ME

[ilovetomatoesbro]

@fathercowboy hey, u need a doctor? or my number? what are your plans for the evening? will u marry me?))))

[citrine-elephant]

wait... i think i realize why i like helena....

[boxwinebaddie]

hey uncle nina do u happen to have that one para where u talked abt how jersey couldn't say ily during sbst and stan was like super sad abt it? i tried looking for it on ur blog but i can't find it</3

t-the...

tHE DIVORCE PARA???>?@?@?@?3/2/

YOU WANT THE FUCKDISNFN DIVORCE PARA????!!!?!?!

noooooOOOOOOoOooOo!!!!!!!!! :'(

i......Siiiigh.

goddamnit, guys. what happened to 'we hope you heal, uncle nina!' wAS IT NOT ENOUGH THAT I DIED ONCE??? I GOTTA DIE TWICE?!

but....because i love you very much, i will link it for you.

edit: oh god, i am reading it rn and it is soooo rough, i'm am so sorry. cringe. goofy aa. oof. later today, i might reopen it and just so we can suffer i will have it start mid sbst ( which, assumes i can write the smut which, no promises ) and then have it end with ravenstan leaving ( fuuuck lmao, like that fight does not even end there, we're in H-E-L-L holy shit ) because i hate my life but...anyways....

without further ado,

Please Enjoy The WORST

( and i do mean THE /WOOOORST/ )

Part Of Your Day...Maybe Your Life.

-uncle nina, who is going to request a lobotomy at her doctors appointment to forgot the divorce happened.

[kreachvera]

was tired of not having the official full crow kuruwaba sprite so i made it myself

[cherry-flavoured-thot]

i am so not thirst posting about lucifer whimpering... i would never

Lucifer whimpers but he pretends he doesn’t. The first time you hear him make the sound you almost miss it, he’s whispering absolute filth into your ear, but you challenge his talk by rolling your hips into him, and his breath hitches, then another noise follows, small, breathy and downright pitiful. “What was that?” He ignores you, distracts you by careful touches and snapping his hips against yours until the sound is a distant memory. 

And if you persist he swears you must be hearing things, so consumed by want for him that you’re imaging what you want to hear. He doesn’t get away with it the second time you hear it, because when you do your pushing him down onto his back, looking down at him with a gaze hot enough to take any words out of his mouth. “Do it again.” He scoffs, what do you want him to do exactly? Put you back in your place? 

You don’t relent, ignoring his bravado and hooking your fingers beneath his chin. Meeting his gaze, reveling in his flustered expression as you grind against, goading him into just letting you hear the sound one more time. When you do hear it, as you’re lowering yourself down onto his cock, you decide once more isn’t enough. 

[sytale]

am i a switch. hmm

[idontdomathlol]

"no, I don't have a type."

[herbertwestenjoyer]

the saw fan equivalent of "I want to see them oiled up" is "I want to see them in the reverse bear trap"

[mergers-and-executions]

Having an intellectual conversation 😌

[lelianaslefthand]

imagine neve with glasses........

[daeluin]

i love whatever the hell it is patrick does at the end of smfs live